‘Not My Animal’: 40 Animal Pics That Just Don’t Make Any Sense, As Shared On This Instagram Account
Animals are truly amazing. With millions of different species on the planet, it would take lifetimes to fully understand the complexity of the animal kingdom. They also provide us with so much, from companionship to protection to a reason to get outside for some fresh air and a walk each morning. Aside from the affection we are lucky to receive from our furry (and scaley and feathery) friends, they can also be extremely entertaining. No matter how smart an animal may be, they're still capable of doing ridiculously goofy things with no concept of how silly they look.
To celebrate all of the adorable oddities of animals, the Instagram page "Not My Animal" was born. With over 200k followers at the moment, this account features a seemingly endless supply of hilarious photos catching animals at just the right moment. We've gone through to find some of the best examples of comical and confusing pics that we hope you'll enjoy as much as we did.
And after you've giggled your way through this list, be sure to check out these other Bored Panda pieces highlighting even more of the adorable quirks of animals.
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It's no secret that many people have an affinity for animals. How can anyone resist a warm, fluffy puppy begging you through its large, round eyes to pick it up? Or a tiny, curious kitten in need of playtime who begins pawing at the loose strings hanging off your jeans? Our love for animals dates back far before we were able to create Instagram accounts for our cherished pets. In fact, there is "archaeological evidence [that] dogs were the first animals domesticated by humans more than 30,000 years ago", Boehringer Ingelheim tells us. Man's best friend was even domesticated over 10,000 years before horses, sheep and cows.
Cute way to provide nesting material. Wish I could see what the tags say. With this person’s sense of humor I’d expect some kind of embedded joke there.
Back then, the human-dog relationship was already mutually beneficial, just in a slightly different way than today. After wolves began scavenging food scraps from people, the idea was born to provide them with shelter and protection in order to domesticate them. In turn, the wolves started helping people hunt for food, and over time, they evolved into the dogs we know and love today. But these ancient dogs were not only used for practical reasons. Skeletons of dogs have been discovered buried alongside human companions dating back over 14,000 years. Even then, there was a strong enough emotional connection for people to honor their beloved pets in life and death.
Yes after helping people with their insurance lol.
Load More Replies...I love this guy. Whoever owns him, let him alone. Don't dress this guy out for sunday dinner. He deserves to be spared!
“I tried fitting in with the dogs all my life, I finally have found peace by being with the cows”
Load More Replies...Me: Mom! Can we get a cow? Mom: We have a cow at home The cow at home:
There's no question that many people love animals. Just ask any pet owner to show you a photo of their non-human child and they'll begin gushing and scrolling through their camera roll like a first-time parent would with pictures of their infant. What only some pet lovers dare to wonder is whether or not their animals love them back. In terms of the emotional depth of animals, scientists are constantly making new discoveries. “Non-human animals are amazing beings. Daily we’re learning more and more about their fascinating cognitive abilities, emotional capacities and moral lives," says Dr. Marc Bekoff, a biologist, ecologist and author. "We know that fish are conscious and sentient, rats, mice and chickens display empathy and feel not only their own pain but also that of other individuals.”
I know everyone is saying capybara, but to me, that looks like muskrat love… I’ll show myself out…
Hahaha 25 here and I thought the same thing, as soon as I saw it that damn song popped into my head, a Captain and Tenielle record... I'll show myself out right behind you 🤣🤣😅
Load More Replies...Wow, I never thought I would hear/read that sentence 😆
Load More Replies...One example of elephants displaying empathy comes from Lawrence Anthony, conservationist and author of “The Elephant Whisperer: My Life with the Herd in the African Wild". In his book, Anthony described learning how to communicate with elephants after observing how they communicate with one another. After Anthony's sudden death in 2012, his son remarked that the elephant herd began visiting their home every night, seemingly to pay their respects. Elephants have been observed grieving losses of their own many times before, but showing sadness for the loss of a human was a new development.
Oh god, I love rays! They're so sweet.. it hurts, because I always wanted to be a marine biologist, in the water, not stuck on ship or land... but I couldn't, my ears won't equalize for diving, they're messed up and nothing I do works.
Idk but can't hurt to watch - might help????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDoe4tcpbfc
Load More Replies...Did you know that baby stingrays look like little raviolis stuffed with damned souls from hell? They are not edible...
"These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyperintelligent pandimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front. [...] They've been experimenting on you, I'm afraid."
Eh, Bob, looks like ya put the carrot in the wrong spot. I’ll just reach in here, and uh… 🤣💕
Carl Safina, author of the book "Beyond Words: What Animals Think and Feel" is passionate about how empathetic and intelligent animals are as well. In an interview with National Geographic, he shared that, "If you watch mammals or even birds, you will see how they respond to the world. They play. They act frightened when there’s danger. They relax when things are good. It seems illogical for us to think that animals might not be having a conscious mental experience of play, sleep, fear or love." He mentions that one reason people tend to ignore or deny the consciousness of animals is because it makes it easier for us to treat them differently, to use them for food and labor for example.
Luckily there's a chair to separate you from kitty. I see alot of resentment in those feline eyes
OOoh, they look like my last kitty... he'd used to bunny hop down my stairs, and look at me between the spindles, trilling at me. I lost him 4 months ago....it hurts but pictures like this make me smile even if I cry.
I work from home now, after decades of being a rat in the race. I love not burning gas on a long commute in traffic. I love lunch being from my own fridge. I love not having to invest in a full business wardrobe. I love that it’s generally quiet, unless I want to crank up some music to work by—-no chatter of other people and no one else forcing their music taste on everybody else. I also love not having some f*****g micromanager dogging my every step, trying to trip me up and make me fail. Most of all, I LOVE my new coworkers—-my dog and three cats—-way better than I ever even tolerated my human coworkers. My new coworkers will never gossip, play office politics, stab me in the back, or be promoted over me and turn into management-buttlicking SOBs. I will never go back to working in an office. Happily, since losing my last job to the pandemic and being unable to find another (I’m 61, so yeah, ageism is rampant), I had incentive to start my own business (if no one else wanted to hire me, then f**k them, I’ll hire me), I don’t ever have to.
One thing I love about cats is they can get comfy almost anywhere. Can’t help but admire that.
This guy ends the work day with upper back pain because he loves his cat.
“You will get so many stiches that you look like Frankenstein”
Load More Replies...He goes on to say that, "People who watch wild animals don’t question whether they’re conscious or not because we see incredible intricacies of behavior and vast ranges of personalities." Safina also mentions that we are more similar to animals than many of us even realize. "Life is very vivid to [them]," he says. "In many cases they know who they are. They know who their friends are and who their rivals are. They have ambitions for higher status. They compete. Their lives follow the arc of a career, like ours do. We both try to stay alive, get food and shelter, and raise some young for the next generation. Animals are no different from us in that regard, and I think that their presence here on Earth is tremendously enriching."
Took me a few seconds to realize that the squirrel isn't real. It does look the part though ☺️
“Hello grandpups, do you like my new camera angle?”
Load More Replies...Hiker: Falls on the ground while recording for a blog Dog: You good bruh
Dude! That was some kinda fall! Um... we still gonna play fetch later?
Dastardly Duckling:"I see you meet my body guard Jhon Cena" thug's: "no we didn't" jhon-62676...5eb7ef.gif
Awww, bless! Fierce little duckling, knowing he has his Daddy to back him up!
In fact, Safina believes animals might be even more conscious than humans, in some ways. "I’ve studied wild animals a lot and I’m always struck by how extremely alert they are and how well they sense what’s going on around them... Modern day humans go outside and don’t see, hear or sense very well. Our senses have dulled over thousands of years of civilization and settled living. I think that an animal’s experience of life is much sharper and clearer."
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Load More Replies...AWWWW! trash pandas! (wonder if they're bored) (i'll see myself out)
New idea for naming this site “Bored Trash Panda”
Load More Replies...All I can think of is the first Toy Story and "The Claw" game at pizza port....
Pizza Planet? I love that scene, “The claaaaawwwww!”
Load More Replies...Hello, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? After we have a choir song to sing.
I hope someone gave them a way to climb out. Racoons getting stuck in dumpsters is a thing.
This is the look of getting into bed with fresh sheets and freshly shaved legs
I feel like, if this dog could laugh, it would go: HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK!
Pitties(I think that's what she/he is) are AWESOME!
Load More Replies...Donna is obviously jealous, that dog is much more beautiful than she will ever be!!
Load More Replies...Another wonderful way we benefit from a relationship with animals is how therapeutic their presence can be. According to Medical News Today, animal therapy has become a popular method to help alleviate symptoms for those struggling with mental health issues, as well as those with autism, dementia, ADHD and schizophrenia. Animal therapy builds on the "human-animal bond", which can produce a calming state and reduce stress in patients. Interacting with a friendly animal can provide comfort, reduce levels of pain, improve movement or motor skills, help develop social skills and increase motivation towards physical and social activity. Having positive experiences with animals also improves the mood, and in turn the general well-being, of many patients.
As the old saying goes: If you can't go through a door, take it with you.
YES! I'm astounded about all those other comments. I thought every comment would be like yours!
Load More Replies...I could be and probably am wrong (what's new 🤣) but I think the jacket is a reflection of a person maybe?
Load More Replies...I find it humorous (in a good way) that you have a favorite rodent.
Load More Replies...C**k on a b***H??? Anyway...so CUTE-buddies! They probably look out for each other, taking turns.
Geez Esmerelda, I sit on the egg for one second so you can go get a beer and this happens
There is a chemical reason we enjoy petting and cuddling with animals as well. Studies have found that friendly human-dog interactions boost oxytocin, also known as the "love hormone", levels in both people and dogs. Oxytocin is famous for helping us form bonds, combat stress, overcome fear and perhaps most importantly, feel warm and fuzzy. But dogs aren't the only animals that can have therapeutic effects. Psychologist Aubrey Fine uses dogs, a cockatoo and even a bearded dragon in his practice. "One of the things that's always been known is that animals help a clinician go under the radar of a child's consciousness," says Fine. "The child is much more at ease and seems to be much more willing to reveal."
OMG! He is now holding the cross! Won't anyone think of the children!! Someone call the exorcist!!!
There was an actual tabloid story about a black cat (labeled EVIL) who attacked its human for touching a bible. Now I don't remember where it was printed or how long ago but I find it RIDICULOUS.
Load More Replies...I think the exorcism is working. The demon seems to be fleeing his body.
Ooh. Imagine waking up to this...after accidentally running over one of her pups
Oh crap, the neighbor’s getting ready to do another creepy puppet show
How the turn tables. Edited to write that it's a reference from The Office.
Something about the floppy gloves on his paws really make this extra hilarious for me
A 2021 study at the University of Nottingham even explored how beneficial having an animal companion can be for members of the homeless population. The homeless participants of the study reported that their dogs provided protection, security and warmth, and that their "sense of responsibility for their companion animal encouraged less criminal activity and alcohol and drug use". The study deemed the relationship between these homeless individuals and their dogs "crucially important to them".
Pretty much the exact same look. Drug-dog-6...fe10ff.jpg
Yes! I didn't even notice the cat at first because of those creepy eyes lol
Load More Replies...That's the "I just farted and got mommy to blame it on daddy" grin.
too.. many.. dirty.. jokes.... must.. keep.. mouth.. shut!! arrrggghh!!
Load More Replies..."Why did the chicken cross the road? Beak-cause it could! Oh come on, that was a good one!"
A war going on since the dawn of time…. One shall rise, and one shall fall…
We are lucky to share our world with so many adorable and fascinating creatures. (And to share Instagram with the wonderful Not My Animal!) Just observing animals being their unapologetically goofy selves can spice up our mundane human lives, but interacting with these animals can do us even more good. I don't know about you, but I'm certainly feeling inspired to be a little more in touch with my wild side.
Don't forget to upvote your favorite images and let us know in the comments, what's the silliest thing you've ever witnessed an animal do?
Looks like a before shot of that kitty who crashed a few posts ago
Does this cat not even know rule #1? Never get high on your own supply!
Sorry, I have to disagree. THIS is the best. :) https://m.facebook.com/iinature/photos/a.239039406233895/2208812875923195/
Load More Replies.... . . -light shimmers on the gentle waters. Waves delicately crash ashore on the fine, soft . . . OPOSSUM!!!!
OH MY GOD today we saw a young lady carrying a FERRET!!! It was SO CUTE!!!
The animal “yes this is the perfect picture for my profile picture in Insta gram!”
ugh taking a picture without someone getting in your way is just im-possum-ble
I don't know what this is, but it's what I aspire to be when I'm older
Puppy in my pocket, as cute as can be! I wish I could take them home with me!
warning objects in the mirror are cuter than they appear
Anatidaephobia: The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. -Gary Larson.
Except that is the kind of place we all could only dream of living during lockdown. Our reality isn’t even close.
Load More Replies...Tell me you write brooding romance novels about cats without telling me you write brooding romance novels about cats
Wait, are those two hoomans in the right part of the background also wrapped in Blankets?
Mom. Mom. Mom. MOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! I'm cold can we go home already? Mom! Mom. Mom. Mom. I want to go home mom.
I cry my eyes out every single time i watch it. Its on Disney+ tho :)
Load More Replies...*my mom when I ask her dumb question*
Load More Replies...It's so sad. It's a wonder it can breathe very well, and the extra weight has to add to its discomfort.
Load More Replies...That poor puppy, it's owners need to be held accountable for over feeding it so much.
Imo, feeding an animal into obesity is a form of animal abuse and should have consequences.
Load More Replies...Verbatim the comment I was going to leave. Nice!
Load More Replies...How a ferret says "bite me", before they bite you and dance away! Aaahhh, I miss having carpet sharks.
I think you mean, one man's trash is another PIGS treasure. 😏
Load More Replies...As disturbing as the mess on the street is and as fortunate as this porcine gentleman is to discover a treasured resting spot- how is it there is a pig out and about in a city to be able to FIND said treasured bed...
No, it's a breakfast sandwich....bacon, egg and cheese, would be my guess.
Load More Replies...The teeth. THE TEETH. SOMEONE GOTTA TALK ABOUT THOSE TEETH! 🤣
Load More Replies...The fact that you got such a clear picture of the feet, makes one think this was planned?
People take pics of their food all the time. The hawk just photobombed it.
Load More Replies...Why the censor its literally what a dude chicken is called
Load More Replies...When you come home from school with all that homework
Load More Replies...at first I thought the cat was being crushed and I was like, "who would do this to a cat?!?" then I saw the shelf 🤣🤣
Hi, now that I have your attention: We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Ouch I know the pain. My old bird ate the wall and then a picture of my late great grandmother..!
Yep, life with a parrot, little bastards...love 'em, but they are so destructive.
They can go thru wood like it is Styrofoam, what's your point?
Load More Replies..."We were somewhere around Barstow, near the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold."
Pigeons are pretty lazy when it comes to build a proper nest... but this has really reached the ultimate level of laziness 🙄.
They're actually not lazy, their ancestors were breeding on cliffs. They just don't know how to build a nest. And they don't find proper places to breed. Those pigeons are no wild animals, they're homeless pets. I always feel so sorry for them. Humans used them for such a long time, made them breed all year long and then abandoned them. They have no homes, always feel the need to breed and are never properly fed. They often don't get older than two or three years, although they can live up to 25 years. Poor little guys.
Load More Replies...Nastee boys....ugly boys.....smackin me on tha bum....
Load More Replies...Maybe not, there’s such a thing as a gentle love bite and that one doesn’t look like it’s pinching hard.
Load More Replies...Uhm..Excuse me! But where are the poker chips and cards for crying out loud!
I'm not positive, but I know for show guinea pigs that have super long hair like this, they keep it rolled up on a daily basis, so the animal can move freely and it also keeps the hair from tangling. It only comes down to be tended or for shows. I would guess that it's a similar process for a dog like this. (Probably why so few people bother to keep these types of animals in show condition! That was me w my Peruvian guinea pigs - I knew how to but I chose to keep it short and just not show them.)
This is how S**t Zhus are supposed to look. If you don't like the grooming commitment, don't get one. Shaving them is wrong. They are NOT short haired dogs. You keep the hair length ground level.
These are called witch windows, more common in Vermont (US), so-called bc witches can't get in bc their brooms can't fly sideways. From a practical standpoint, it allows a window to go in a wall next to an addition where one normally wouldn't fit. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_window
Excuse me, the food came out 1 second too late so you must show me the manager
Load More Replies...It was at this point even Phil Spector realised the wigs had gone too far
I miss when all the bored panda posts used to be like this
I miss when all the bored panda posts used to be like this
