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Welcome to the nation where saying no to “fancy a cuppa?” would not be taken well, unless you’re knackered.
So I'm chuffed to bits to bring you this collection of pics from the land ruled by Her Majesty the Queen, who not only doesn’t own a passport, has two birthdays, and in case she’d ever fancy a ride, she’d be allowed to drive without a drivers license. The land that gave the world some of the best musicians and artists (David Bowie, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and you name it, anyone?) and where people indulge in spotted dick. Before you think anything, let me just tell you, it’s one of too many weird British dessert names and it’s actually a delicious pudding. It’s also often sold canned, as are many things in the UK.
But in order to really get a full view of the world in the UK, we have to see its weirder sides too. And the Twitter page “No Context UK” seems like a perfect place to do that. With 135k followers, the page is dedicated to sharing weird, weirder, and the weirdest pics from daily British life which entails everything on the spectrum from hilarity to sheer absurdity.
Scroll down, upvote your favorite ones and be sure to share your thoughts and impressions of the UK in the comment section!
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Tonya Wallace 3 years ago
Do you have a nemesis on here? I see downvotes on a lot of your comments that don't warrant it.
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Let’s All Just Try And Be Decent 3 years ago
Genuinely confused by all these comments. I was being genuine... As someone who is English, really didn't think this was a common thought about people from the UK. It's actually kinda funny hence why asking! Not trying to be a d**k, it's mad how many people misinterpret and jump on the band wagon. I did have a chuckle because absolutely, I'm sure a lot of the stereotypes we have here of Americans are completely inaccurate and borderline offensive, I think any assumptions like that of any culture can be! But also kind of a little sad that people are just, being nasty for no reason. I thought this was Bored Panda. Not middle school! My God people read the tone and stop imagining some grumpy old dude!! : D ! Edit: for anyone who loves that kind of humour, you should look up the TV show "Black Books. It's a brilliant satire and sounds like you guys would enjoy :)
C. Wade 3 years ago
I just said your name out loud and Remy came out of nowhere and cooked me a coq au vin :o
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JOHANNA MUELLER 3 years ago
What's the update? I'm sorry Sargeant your too late...they've claimed the walls, if they get the floors were doomed
Electra Smith 3 years ago
They got the word "isolating" right, but they can't spell the word "that"?😆
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Jessica Macklemoore 3 years ago
If I ever find a "Jessica Less" I'm so doing this. My last name is actually "Moore", I just don't like employers trying 2 peek at my socials
C. Wade 3 years ago
I wanted to do you a favour so I went on facebook and looked up "Jessica Less" and there's dozens of them but they're all fake accounts of half-naked girl. You could say they're all Jessica Topless.
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It seems that funny pics from Britain have quite a fanbase on Twitter. With 135.2K people following the “No Context UK” account, it doesn’t fall far from its other similar Twitter account known as “No Context Brits.” Having been created pretty recently, in April 2021, “No Context Brits” already boasts a whopping 590.3K-strong fanbase which is likely to grow even more. Check out Bored Panda’s previous article featuring the interview with the creator and the best posts from the account right here.
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Marcellus II 3 years ago
"Uncle Andrew isn't real, Louis, how many times do we have to tell you?"
Earl Grey 3 years ago
And next time, use the proper code words “Randy Andy.”
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Jo Choto 3 years ago
I love the "small town with the big heart" tagline. Heart from everyone except ALISON!
Uber Mensch 3 years ago
Well, you know, she's too busy moaning. Won't go into _why_ she's moaning, though...
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Anna Marie 3 years ago
What is pet hate moan? I'm confused. Ik this is a hilarious response to her ridiculous request but still... What is pet hate moan
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Brits have been notorious for unique quirks unheard to many nations around the world. So it’s not surprising to have content like that dedicated precisely to the weird and wondrous side of the UK. Speaking of British quirks, there’s nothing more British than the two vile streams of water, one freezingly cold and the other, burning hot. So you basically move the palms so fast that it doesn’t burn, nor freeze your hands, in a quasi-alright temperature that feels like torture for many foreigners who are used to usual taps.
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InfectedVoice 3 years ago
Haha this is amazing, so touching and weird, I think she looks best with spaghetti hair.
Jods 3 years ago
Imaging doing this to a plate with Kim Jong Un on it. You’d be made to ‘disappear’.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
yeah but the north korean disappearance van looks like this Nacionalni...664db5.jpg 
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Katherine Heasley 3 years ago
Look, lady, count your blessings. At least she wasn't using them to cut wire or plastic packaging.
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Space whale 3 years ago
Badass chicken trying to get you to quit smoking and trying to start smoking itself.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
I don’t know if it’s true but a farmer next door who did chickens said they loved weed 😂
Another very British feature is to apologize at all times. To a stranger's ear it may sound weird, but for Brits, saying “sorry” is a way to be polite, especially if they’re dealing with strangers. Another weird thing that comes from the UK is that biscuits are not always called that. Take Jaffa Cakes, for example, a biscuit-sized chocolate-coated cake with orange jelly inside. It turns out that the company making them since 1927, Mcvitie’s, were challenged for labeling their chocolate orange treats as ‘cakes’ in 1991 by Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise.
During the court battle between Mcvitie’s and Her Majesty’s Customs and Excise, Mcvitie’s baked a giant Jaffa Cake to prove that Jaffa cakes were really cakes and not biscuits. The key turning point was when McVitie’s QC highlighted how cakes harden when they go stale, and biscuits go soggy, while a Jaffa cake goes hard. McVities finally proved their point and the Jaffa were recognized as chocolate-covered cakes.
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Bob Belcher 3 years ago
Be damn happy all they did was taking him home safely. That would not happen here in the USA.
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
No, they'd call an ambulance so the guy would at least rack up a $10 000 bill. That will teach him.
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CultOfBambi 3 years ago
Apart from the racist and rapey ones... (sadly we have those too)
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Sam Standerwick 3 years ago
Haha I lived on Woodville road in Cathays (an area of Cardiff, Wales) back in my student days. Guessing Cameron is also in student digs lol
Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
Our PA State police are the best. Nothing but respects for them!... the local township cops... well um... no. Not all but the younger ones tynna make a mark... ugh!
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Jo Choto 3 years ago
Ouch. But the flag is a piece of cloth and there should be no criminality associated with burning any piece of cloth ever, no matter what it depicts. If there are other people who could be harmed by the fire, that's a thing. But turning it into a racist rant is just a sign that some people should be burned WITH the flag.
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I think it was the fact that he burnt it at The Cenotaph, UKs official war memorial, that was the criminal element. He meant to cause alarm and distress by doing it. Likewise that woman with the brown teeth could probably be charged with a hate crime.
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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
It never occurred to me that they weren't English. In the US, it's only logical they're from here until it's shown differently.
Analyn Lahr 3 years ago
Meanwhile in America the kid probably would have gotten jail time or shot. I'm glad all he got was a fine.
P.A.B. 3 years ago
In ‘Murica, the 45th president (🤮) hugged and groped the flag, but he got a pass ‘cause his supporters knew he thought it was his daughter.
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Gerard Neaux 3 years ago
They're aces at satire. You could tell Terry Pratchett was from there.
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Sue Jordan 3 years ago
I've recently discovered just how fast some tortoises can actually move and was very surprised
Monkey Spunk 3 years ago
In fairness tortoises can shift, mine was a bigger of an escape artist which is how he got stolen.
Susan Mercurio 3 years ago
Actually, I had two red-eared sliders named Brad and Jen. Brad took off and got out of the garden, which I thought was secure. I hoped it wasn't an omen. Sadly, it was.
Jane, Not Plain 3 years ago
Tortoises are often not pleasing to people. Good to know that Brits can't construct a proper sentence,
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
See you there. We gonna definitely meet us on the special spot made for us dark humor lovers.
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Oooh. That's bad. Let's not forget though, there were four couples at that dining table, all with children, and the McCanns also had small twins. One child was "taken" from a room of three, and the rest were all fine. Really makes you wonder.
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
Where’s the people that sometimes post explanations without anyone asking? You are important to the bored panda experience. Now I have to toggle over and look this up :/
Just saying 3 years ago
The Madeleine McCann case - parents left her and her twin siblings sleeping in their holiday flat while they went out to dinner. When they returned, Madeleine had disappeared and hasn't been seen since. Lots of accusations and counter accusations like the one from Moezzzz below. The strongest possibility though is that she was taken by a German paedophile who was living in the area at the time and who was recently arrested in Germany for another crime.
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Adam Jeff 3 years ago
It's funny and all, but actually the OP is right in this instance, it's better not to give the name. Scammers can use that information to contact the owner claiming to be their bank.
Emmydearest 3 years ago
Exactly. It works even without a name. You see the pic showing a credit card, it looks like your card actually, you go check, your card is missing, you contact those who posted the pic and they can verify if it's yours for real. If you have a card that looks like that, but it's still in your wallet, then that doesn't concern you. Simple as that.
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Robert T 3 years ago
This is actually a reasonable way to verify that a person claiming to have lost a card is actually the owner of the card - if they don't know the name on the card, then it isn't theirs. Doesn't really work very well on social media, as it is unlikely they will see the post. When my gf found a purse and we used the name on the card to find the girl on FB and she came and picked it up.
ArcanaPanda 1 year ago
Better solution: mail the card to the bank's corporate address and they'll send it back to the person whose card it is. I was able to find an address for my U.S.-based bank, so I presume the same can be said about UK banks.
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Caro Caro 3 years ago
Haahaha Fat Lump, brilliant. But that doggie is waaay too fat the poor thing.
Fred the rat king 3 years ago
*distant yelling* GET THAT THING ON WEIGHT WATCHERS!
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Hugh Walter 3 years ago
The person who reported him as a dog-snatcher, should be reported to the RSPCA for over-feeding and/or under-exercising!
Marcellus II 3 years ago
He's just short for his weight, yes we've all heard that excuse.
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Alma Muminovic 3 years ago
🤣😂🤣 omg! That cracked me up, but also that dog is incredibly fat! Poor bb.
SAF saf 3 years ago
Pincher? fat lump?...plasterer?! lol wtf is going on. The daggo' is just well upholstered i say.
CultOfBambi 3 years ago
Pincher = thief, fat lump = overweight, plasterer = job in building sites, plastering walls with.. plaster. Not sure if you really did want the words explained, but there you go.... By the way, the daggo is most definitely well upholstered! :D I will definitely be saving that for future use, much obliged!
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Gerard Neaux 3 years ago (edited)
The underworld overlord hath been summoned!
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Huddo's sister 3 years ago
That's what happens when you ask a legitimate question? That's horrible!
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NsG 3 years ago
I'll see you there, I just snort-laughed tea through my nose!
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Tonya Wallace 3 years ago
Gotta watch IT Crowd now. Boss-eyedness is nothing to laugh about. 🤭
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Janet Blasingame 3 years ago
Focking gamer. Sorry guys, shouldn't have asked baby bro for help
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Clarin 3 years ago
I live near Southend too,I wish Essex would stop being picked on!
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Gerard Neaux 3 years ago (edited)
Guy with an*al cream broke into Itchy Pig to ask the pig for advice on his an*al itch.
Terry Tobias 3 years ago
Off topic, but I love the use of the word "whilst". It's not something we say in the US. I also have to say that "chuffed" is my newest favorite word! I've started using it all of the time. Thanks UK!
Dill 3 years ago
Aw, that's kind. Did you know you can be chuffed about something and you can also use it in other ways eg 'chuffing hell'. Tis a versatile word!
Load More Replies... Tyranamar Seuss 3 years ago
I think somebody's ex did this. Seems like a total set up to me. Why would you carry your butt cream to a robbery?
Cheri Aline Sydney 3 years ago
Maybe the robber was afraid the broken glass was going to create an itch and the robber just wanted to be prepared?!
Load More Replies... 1010011 1001110 3 years ago
Imagen the conversation with the police. "My store was robbed but we have proof and know where the robber is." "And how do you know where they are." "They left their butt medication prescription in the store." "Oh ok."
Dill 3 years ago
Be a bit more pithy in the UK though... "stupid t-w-a-t dropped his prescription a-r-s-e cream'
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Zwiebel Suppe 3 years ago
If you want to frame someone in a very embarassing way, that's how to do it.
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
Seriously? Why would you take your special bum ointment with you when you go burgling?
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
Hey kjorn. Long time no see you. Hope you are doing fine.
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Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago
To be honest, I thought it meant that the kid brought a weed (as in, something like a dandelion) into the bed.
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Damn. You need help for this? Change the sheets, air out the mattress, launder sheets, remake bed, and change toddler at some point.
Ellen Larkin 3 years ago
Use a stocking over a vacuum nozzle and then put it in a ziplock bag as to keep it from spilling again
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Gerard Neaux 3 years ago (edited)
France. Good wine, expert surrenders. Can show off your moonwalk with hands raised.
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Jacob Nunez 3 years ago
Well we have the SS, Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe, The 3rd tank battalion, The U.S. Navy, The U.S. Marines, the “Desert Rats”, Micheal Wittman, A female or male Soviet Soldier, there are literally almost infinite possibilities.
Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago
Not just which side. Which country on which side? There were a lot of uniforms got dirty during that little tussle.
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Trevor Stephens 3 years ago
Not the news we need, but the news we deserve.
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Roberta Bray-Enhus 3 years ago
They didn’t bother to wake the kid? And he didn’t wake up to the sound of a commercial mower? Headache later on,unless he’s dead
Sonia Bailey 3 years ago
I work in Fraserburgh, or The Broch, as it's known locally. This does not surprise me.
Zoe Vokes 3 years ago
1. How the hell could he sleep through that noise? 2. Couldn’t they just roll him onto the path nearby?
Davo gifman 3 years ago
He's probably was the one mowing, and just passed out there before he could finish. 🤔😆
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Jo Choto 3 years ago
Except the van driver may never see this. They will call the police about a theft. You will be arrested for theft. You will have to deal with plums and criminal charges.
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Alessandra Trabalho 3 years ago
Put the ring on her thumb. If it does fit, she will NEVER be able to take it of. I speak from experience, I have the same thumbs she does...
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
Oh, what over-the-top nonsense can we think of next to keep us in the headlines.
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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
*Pulls off lingerie* Him: "What?" Her: "Choose wisely, for while the true hole will bring life, the false hole will take it from you"
Andrei Caldararu 3 years ago
Does the "personal use" one have a little "authorised personnel only" sign?
Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago
Two prostitutes were chatting. One said "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The other replied "No, but I've been swung round by the tits a few times."
Dill 3 years ago
😂 Read this while cleaning my teeth and nearly spat the brush across the room!
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I I 3 years ago (edited)
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Load More Replies... Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
The same way you figure it out if your partner is about to put on one hole or in the other hole. Or maybe not. Thanks, now I'm confused too. 🤔
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Kay blue 3 years ago
A lot of us had dodgy haircuts during lockdown. You should have seen my daughter's attempt at cutting her boyfriend's hair
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~Th3lostHaven~ 3 years ago
TOMMYINNIT IS THAT YOU- wait no he'd never get that bad of a haircut~
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
So true. We had one that would steal our sugar and bathroom spray at work
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Susan Williams 3 years ago
Poor chap. He won't have the guts to do that again, once he's hit by the car.
Caroline Driver 3 years ago
Was found later half way down the road, being bounced on by the local primary school kids
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Bella Jones 3 years ago
You've suffered it as well, have you? 99% of the 'sellers' are bl**dy imbeciles.
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Anna Marie 3 years ago
Must've been a Monday... It's okay Chris, my eyes don't hear so well sometimes either
Jake from State Farm 3 years ago
He said what his job and someone asked what is was
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Scott McHattan 3 years ago (edited)
I'm going to be an astronaut Chris! I'm going to the moon next week.
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Chris Buchaniec 3 years ago
Omfg you owe me a soda for the one I spit out when I read your answer 😂
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Billy Billerson 3 years ago
Im glad to see people in the UK also have trouble with "our" and "are" and not just here in the US
Chris Buchaniec 3 years ago
Hmmm....Hmm.... always wear your seat belt and avoid dudes named Dodi
Moo Moo Futch 3 years ago
Btw that Facebook page is a trollers paradise. I joined it and there is no shortage of shitposts.
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NsG 3 years ago
Quick translation "Spoons" here is a shorthand for "Wetherspoons", a chain of gastropubs famous for their low meal prices and Brexit supporting loony owner. "Chips" are of the potato variety seen in the picture. The bulb may or may not have been brighter than whoever made this post.
Pat Bond 3 years ago
That's the politest description of a Wetherspoons I have ever seen. At no point is a Wetherspoons going to be in the same league as a gastro pub. In the evenings these places usually become dens full of c***s.
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Matthew Howard 3 years ago
mean while this dude is electrocuting his food
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Anaïs Grobin 3 years ago
This guy seems awesome! My new retirement plan- go to every Dennys in the US and build my own potato powered devices!
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Anaïs Grobin 3 years ago
Haha yeah. It's a goofy joke between DIL & MIL. They live together. My mom and husband have a similar humor. He walked in from work one day and she screamed "Go home, Robb you a**hole!" just to be funny. We all live together. They actually get along wonderfully, they are just goofballs.
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Dodo 3 years ago
"Shut up Gillian, or I'll come downstairs and hit you, this is my house now, you stupid bitch."
Load More Replies... Pat Bond 3 years ago
It's a kiss. A big one as its capitalised. It's extremely common in the UK.
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Jackie Nettleton 3 years ago
How the f**k does her neck support her het it’s tiny she looks like a bloody bobble head
Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
Baby is his mini me. Totally adorable. And the bride-to-be has a few lugnuts missing.
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Kendra Miller 3 years ago
Is there a pun in this? Or is the prankster just messing with the seller?
C. Wade 3 years ago
Just testing how far he can push lol some people are just gullible
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Naesil 3 years ago
I still dont understand the potato quality security cameras now days, storage is cheap enough, cameras are cheap enough, there has to be some reason why they dont want to recognize the people robbing places, maybe its easier to get the money back from insurance company when police just closes the case and stores cant get compensation from the people doing the robbing.
Dill 3 years ago
Absolutely agree! I have CCTV at my home. The footage I get is WAY better than this! How old is the tech they are using??!!!
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DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
YES YES! He's my friend's neighbor! Can't forget a face like his!
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Bob Belcher 3 years ago
Enjoy your radiation poisoning. Doesn't look like any of you have had kids yet. Doesn't look like any if you should now.
buttonpusher 3 years ago
Doesn't look like they'd be physically able after that.
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Devil's Advocate 3 years ago
Chernobyl was the power plant, this would presumably be in Pripyat
Jake from State Farm 3 years ago (edited)
LETS GO! A house party that will give us cancer and remove our ability to ever have kids! They are the best!
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Marcellus II 3 years ago
Not sure how you can count the rightmost 9 as entire chips, though. This is more like 18.5 chips, at the very most 19.3
Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
Insane. The attitude of a five year old. I love the Blue Calico plates, though.
Pat Bond 3 years ago
No, this pub chain is all about value for money. He's clearly been short changed on the portion.
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Susan Williams 3 years ago
Must be in the genes. My children's grandfather was born in Hammersmith. They always counted the tater tots to make sure one didn't have more than the other.
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Valley Girl 3 years ago
I don't see any reason not to drop it off to such a nice young man, as long as it's local.
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
I don't know if it's true but I heard in Japan they have vending machines with dirty panties inside.
EEF🤓 3 years ago (edited)
Not true. The confusion came from a dodgy translation. They do have underwear in vending machines, but it's new and clean.
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Rachael Sampson 3 years ago (edited)
As long as men don't smell down there either. Keep it washed!
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
And that's the reason 1 for the meeting to be a email.
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Frisinator 3 years ago
We have a neighbor who has a sign that says "Live, Laugh and Love" in her yard. From all the yelling we hear from her yard at her family and neighbors, I don't think she's doing any of those!
Sarah Walter 3 years ago
Clearly Granny Goebbels forgot to read her own profile pic frame thing. 😬😒🙄
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Jo Choto 3 years ago
I just don't understand parents who let their kids roam the streets like wild dogs with absolutely no standards or self-discipline.
Wondering Alice 3 years ago
Not familiar with the area - but familiar with kids like this. Largely a result of kids raising kids.
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A baseball bat and smashing teeth...wee shi*s lucky they don't live on my street.
Arthur Waite 3 years ago
Well, that's something that doesn't happen in the good ol' US of A. Rocks come in, bullets come out...
Incitatus 3 years ago
If they were, at least they'd be ruining their own lives instead of everyone else's.
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DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
He's talking to himself? The profile pictures of the messenger and the replier are the same
Rai Grant 3 years ago
Nope, when on messenger, chatting to my fella, it only shows his pic in the dialogue as an indicator that he's seen what I wrote. It's normal in messenger for only one pic to appear, in fact I've never had a convo on it where my face appeared too!
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Karis Ravenhill 3 years ago
YES! Been trapped in USA for 11yrs and I'd sell my soul to Cthulhu for a fuc*ing Greggs right now.
Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
Oh yeah, that must be it.. 😄😄😄 And yes, I've been to Gregg's. I don't miss it ;) I do miss Scotland though 💙🤍
ghost sheepie 3 years ago
oh- i thought- i thought that by "greggs" they meant people named gregg and i thought "yeah they do have too many of those in the UK don't they"
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Mayrene Chester 3 years ago (edited)
Yes, we love the sausage roll. No one does it like Greggs. and the coffee that tastes like the water you washed the coffee cup in
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Naesil 3 years ago
Damn they have upped their game in hospitals, they now know the hair color, eye color and weight before birth and also do DNA tests before birth.
Marcellus II 3 years ago
And they have Luke's DNA on tap to compare against. Mine last year luckily said "100% NOT Luke's".
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Francine Govan 3 years ago
"the gender off your baby"! "ur", "their for", it's a train wreck! lol
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Chris Lehr 3 years ago
Convinced me. My buddy works for the NHS and that’s how he writes - I don’t think they allow him to write to expectant mothers though. 🤔 haha
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Mishte Tine 3 years ago
Pandemically speaking, the struggle is all too real, I think.
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Chris Buchaniec 3 years ago
I believe that model airplanes have the right to choose who they marry
I Liquored On 3 years ago
I was once North By Northwested by a model plane outside Bath, Somerset. Couldnt see the operator but me and my mates found it hilarious.
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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago
🤣🤣 Special place in hell to lol at this comment, here I come.
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Auntriarch 3 years ago (edited)
Iceland is a supermarket specialising in frozen food. I do like the idea of Iceland/Carolina fusion food though!🥶🥵
Load More Replies... Bacony Cakes 3 years ago (edited)
Boris when he spills the wine all over the computer in Q-Whitehall and sends Mecha-Rockall into attack mode:
InfectedVoice 3 years ago
Delicious, not as hot as the inferno pizza from Lidl, they don't stock it anymore but that thing was just crazy, make eating a ghost pepper a walk in the park.
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Cecily Holland 3 years ago
Hate FB Beggar Place. No I do not supply 24/7 support with a 100 buck laptop! It’s allure is it’s speed to get rid of stuff
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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
That smile looks forced. How many times a day do you think he has heard this joke?
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ArcanaPanda 1 year ago
Seeing this image is good for me because it always gets me in the mood to take a shower
Jayne Kyra 3 years ago
Click the bottom left link below the picture to see the FULL image on Twitter (at your own risk as it is gross), because the comment makes little sense.
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InfectedVoice 3 years ago
It flows better if you read it in a Scottish accent.
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RoseTheMad 3 years ago
...im laughing harder than I would be but the above post is about someones astroturf being stolen... pft.
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Alessandra Trabalho 3 years ago
Try using the ones that actually grow roots into the ground. Kinda harder to steal, better for your kids and the environment.
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Marcellus II 3 years ago
Note it's not called Ben either, that's the largest bell inside... It's the Elisabeth Tower (or Large Lizzie I suppose).
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Marcellus II 3 years ago
They ARE the warnings. Because they can't be examples that's the way they chose.
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"Do not use for ironing. Do not use for vapour. Do not use as eye drops. Do not use for washing clothes. Do not use for humidifier. Do not use as glue. Do not use for cleaning electronic devices. Do not use for injections." - Nah, that's too many letters, you can never expect people to read it all, so I'm going to sue you anyways.
Eiram 3 years ago
I'm assuming volvic flavored water is some kind of sweet drink... why would anyone put a drink jnto an iron?
Zoe Vokes 3 years ago
Volvic is water, but she bought a fruit flavoured Volvic. She must have thought it tastes like fruit, but it’s still water, not thinking about sugar and other ingredients added. Even if it had worked then her clean clothes would have been made unclean immediately.
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The Scout 3 years ago
A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces quickly after him, faster...faster ...B Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything... All he can find is a box of cough drops! Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ... ...and...of...course, ...the coffin stops!
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Hugh Walter 3 years ago (edited)
Rest of the world - not all Brit's are bigoted racist ařşe-hats like Sandra Frostick
Mark Howell 3 years ago
Like how the name is redacted at the start then plain text later on ;o)
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Terry Tobias 3 years ago
Just run a little cold water through/over the faucet. Obvious solution unless I'm missing something. (Chronic bubble bather here 🛀 )
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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
And when they do deliver, it's usually 30 days late and smashed up
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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
OMG this is what people in Beverly Hills say about the rest of Los Angeles.
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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
"I swear I pulled out. I even used my indicators and mirrors"
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Alessandra Trabalho 3 years ago
Optimus Prime knocked Megan Fox up? Man, Machine Gun Kelly might be a Decepticon, run for your life!!!
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Cecily Holland 3 years ago
Approach life with the confidence of an Indian man approaching strange women on the net
Hugh Walter 3 years ago
The Indian man IS brook Woods, approaching a strange man on the Internet, they are 'her' photo's, blue is a Scottish dude with a sense of humor - Dolphin shaver!??.
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Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Some ass wipe from veitnam did this to my old Facebook - I’m now some Asian called Naomi Blackshear 😆 it’s funny now but the ass took my bank account and other things too.
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Jude Corrigan 3 years ago
She wanted it back because her Mum had attached money to the string, if you zoom in you can see the £10 notes.
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Kathi Schäffer 3 years ago
We all know the internet is forever. What if a potential employer sees this?
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AndThenICommented 3 years ago
🎶 I don’t wanna talk about her, someone always asks about her, so I tell them all my girlfriends dead…🎵
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Eiram 3 years ago
So, you ducked? Why not turn the laptop around or hold it to the side? It looks like it's on the ground... you could've stood behind it.
Tiny Dynamine 3 years ago
Whoa! Slow Down! That's far too much information for him to take on at once!
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Persephone 3 years ago
What did she expect??? Story time and hugs?!? Sounds like he played his part to perfection!
Load More Replies... Terry Tobias 3 years ago
What did they expect to happen when the Grinch comes over...carve the roast beast?
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Lillukka79 3 years ago
Or the gf was a realist and they lived happily ever after.
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Marcellus II 3 years ago
Starts playing Flight of the Concords, "The most beautiful girl in the room (depending on the room)"
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Monika Rhodes 3 years ago
Are you dying in hospital bed? No? Good job you got jabbed
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Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
200 - look at that good girl!! And so small that each of my cats could easily hunt her for dinner...
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Marcellus II 3 years ago
Surprised they don't support the kids for defending UK culture from outside pollution.
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Persephone 3 years ago
They're probably trying to stay as far away from the creep filming them without consent as is humanly possible!
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Evil Little Thing 3 years ago
Dad's dating a teenager, so also disgusting.
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Edward Willis 3 years ago
This is the sort of censoring I like: non-existent, it's very obvious what the word should be.
Nathan Pogorzala 3 years ago
I'll give you this, Brits have a humorous way of f*****g with people.
Pat Bond 3 years ago
A Relatively common surname, particulalry in Scotland.
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Terry Tobias 3 years ago
At first I read it as he "threw" her through the bedroom window! Spelling people!
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Pat Bond 3 years ago
You can see the value of the food in quantites given. Looks rank, some poor customer will be farting for about two days after that.
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InfectedVoice 3 years ago
I've been married for 15 years, sharing a shower or bath is only for the honeymoon period, that s**t is uncomfortable and hassle.
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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
The pope has a stupid hat and he's all like "nooo stop invading the spain i want my chair to be recognised as a country you need to birth more children and my car is not the popemobile stop calling it the popemobile"
Diane Aguilar 3 years ago
Anyone attempting an Italian dish while simultaneously bashing the leader of the majority faith of Italy is clearly not going to do said Italian recipe justice.
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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
Starring Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger
Load More Replies... Diane Aguilar 3 years ago
Wowwwwwww, they're exactly the same!! (In that neither do anything for me.)
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Diane Aguilar 3 years ago
This is sweetly charming in its own way. It's actually lovely seeing a young man publicly express his love for his mother, in spite of, well, everything else. And, you know, maybe she's made lots of sacrifices for him throughout the years and he appreciates that and loves that about her.
Fluffy Griffin 3 years ago
Is drying a hoodie a shameful act? Should it only be done in the privacy of your bedroom?
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
I love British humor! As a kid I would watch Are you being served, AbFab, Monty Python, faulty towers.. anything I could get on American tv at the time. I still quote black adder and no one knows what I'm talking about.
Tai Buser 3 years ago
Me too with my Dad!!! I f*****g loved Benny Hill also and no one my age (still under 40) knows WTF I'm talking about! *🤜🤛* Who Panda 420!!!
Load More Replies... Fiona Parky 3 years ago
My favourite englishism was one of my own. I admit it. I was in a shop in Maine and the shop owner told me “you apologise too much”. My response was “I’m sorry”.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Not one mention of sultanas in the INdian food. OMG. Nobody in the UK is allowed to dis the US for Olive Garden "Italian" if you have ever eaten a sultana in or near the Indian food. (Looking at my in-laws as I say that...)
Fiona Parky 3 years ago
What are you talking about? You sound insane! I’m English and have never heard of sultanas in Indian food.
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Who Panda 420 3 years ago
I love British humor! As a kid I would watch Are you being served, AbFab, Monty Python, faulty towers.. anything I could get on American tv at the time. I still quote black adder and no one knows what I'm talking about.
Tai Buser 3 years ago
Me too with my Dad!!! I f*****g loved Benny Hill also and no one my age (still under 40) knows WTF I'm talking about! *🤜🤛* Who Panda 420!!!
Load More Replies... Fiona Parky 3 years ago
My favourite englishism was one of my own. I admit it. I was in a shop in Maine and the shop owner told me “you apologise too much”. My response was “I’m sorry”.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Not one mention of sultanas in the INdian food. OMG. Nobody in the UK is allowed to dis the US for Olive Garden "Italian" if you have ever eaten a sultana in or near the Indian food. (Looking at my in-laws as I say that...)
Fiona Parky 3 years ago
What are you talking about? You sound insane! I’m English and have never heard of sultanas in Indian food.
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