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We have never spent so much time in our homes as we have since the start of the pandemic. And it’s likely not going anywhere. With more and more workplaces shifting to hybrid, or to entire work from home models, homes are likely to remain our safe office spaces that have obvious perks. In fact, this 2019 survey found that a hybrid working environment would make employees happier (83%), feel more trusted (82%), improve their work/life balance (81%), and make them more likely to recommend their company to a friend (81%). Are we then now living our best lives, well, at least in that sense?
Not so fast. Staying at home means that you not only gotta spend more time with your family members, whether you like it or not, but that you’re not alone doing so. Your neighbors are also here too. That means a lot of noise, from construction sounds to loud quarrels or dance music smashing through the speakers. But this is just the tip of the iceberg.
Some people are (un)lucky enough to have real weird neighbors to deal with. And when I say weird, I mean it. Thanks to a subreddit called “NextDoor,” we can now get a glimpse into what it's like to live next door to someone that makes you wonder 'what on earth is wrong with some people?'
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#1
Someone Sure Is Cocky
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago (edited)
In my early teen years, we had a newly minted minister from seminary move to our small, very rural town. Less than 1000 people and ~23-35% of the homes didn't have electricity, plumbing and some still with dirt floors. There was a particularly large rooster that echoed each morning and it was an alarm clock for many. The new minister tried to get it confiscated and killed by going to the mayor's court. Instead, the mayor called the old minister who been promoted up the hierarchy of the church. The old minister showed up at the court date as a witness and announced that the Church (big C) would build a chicken coop outside the church(little c) to host this loud bird because it was more centrally located so more could hear it. The owner kept custody of his birds, just moved a couple blocks. The new minister quit and the old one gave the church to a young 19-20?? year old woman from town who was acting as the Sunday school leader. Its been ~ 30 years and she's still the minister in the town.
Bun bun holy pug 3 years ago
Many years ago my neighbor's two hens jumped over the wall and each laid a dozen eggs in the shed so we had 24 chickens. The neighbor only went for his two hens and gave us the chickens that later grew to about 70. My father was so happy, he never had to mow the lawn again!
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#2
I Would've Paid Cash To Have Witnessed This
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
Patriots? Hahahahaha just like the ones on Insurrection day! They could all use a dictionary.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Obviously those are Patriots, but with the first T moved to the front, two Rs, the O being an S, the A after the Rs, an E instead of a P, the A being an O, and a third R before the I. That still spells Patriots, right?
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K Witmer 3 years ago
I know how do they not tire themselves out. They exhaust me. I guess they enjoy sucking the life out of everyone they come in contact with.
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Christina Keenan 3 years ago
During the 1918 pandemic, people were arrested for not wearing masks. No one claimed it was "patriotic" to not wear a mask. The people who wore masks were glad the idiots were arrested.
Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago
Everyone knows real patriots try to overthrow their own government /s
Ozymandias73 3 years ago
People keep using that word. It doesn't mean what they think it means
#3
He's Just Trying To Feed His Family In These Tough Times
Zophra 3 years ago
I am showing it to my cat. She is not impressed. Typical.
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David Evans 3 years ago
Little stinker! I couldn't be mad! I would just ask his owner to buy me a new rack of ribs.
Jo Choto 3 years ago
And I think you need to 1) fix your fence and 2) pay someone for those ribs!
Julia Atkinson 3 years ago
He needs to join forces with the cats who present their owners with sausages and chicken nuggets
RatherLoopy 3 years ago
From what animal did these ribs come? I've never seen a semicircular rack of ribs before.
It’s no secret that helping to create a sense of well-being in your community is the key to a happy neighborhood. However, fewer Americans are taking time to engage with their neighbors. This recent survey from Zebra backs up the statement. It found that a majority of Americans aren’t friends with their neighbors in real life. In fact, only 33% of Americans consider their neighbors friends or close friends, whereas 66% consider their neighbors strangers or acquaintances. Americans in the Midwest region are most likely to be friends with their neighbors.
#4
Get Paid To Stop Baby Fever
RafCo 3 years ago
Holy mother of two! I want this woman to be my neighbor. My kids are no longer babies, but OMG would this have been a blessing. Somebody needs to make this woman a saint (not christian so don't know how that all works). PS: If there's an empty-nester out there dying to clean a teenager's bedroom, please let me know. No payment necessary.
SamanthaStillNotBoredPanda. 3 years ago
That’s so sweet. I could have done with someone like this when I first had children .
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
At one point I felt a need to hold and cuddle a baby, but came and went pretty quick when I offered to babysit my 8 month nephew, who only wanted his mom, so yes 8 hours of fun.
Jessy Wessy 3 years ago
I actually like this. I would love to have a baby to hold and cuddle and then give back. I can still have children but lord o'mighty, could not stand being pregnant again or signing up for 18 more years.
Sabrina Bowen 3 years ago
My husband and I have talked about inventing a "baby rental business" that works like this for many years. There is NOTHING better that baby snuggles and nothing worse than being a new parent...
#5
I Hope He Does It
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
Why do hoomans have to be so problematic? Just...just live your own life dammit!
Space whale 3 years ago
However whales are much calmer. Especially space whales.
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Vicky Zar 3 years ago
Or Gays maybe? A outspoken gay neighbourhood would look so freaking cool, If they all had houses like this. I would love to see that happen
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Don't Look 3 years ago
That building - regardless of its being part of the story - is quite lovely.
Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago
I wonder how many little kids have tried to eat the "candy house"?
The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago
Ngl, I'd buy the rainbow house right now. Shut up and take my money.
Suzi Q 3 years ago
Instead of reporting whatever codes were being violated, how about talking to the neighbor about how they can help. In our Nextdoor, groups of neighbors get together when someone can't get their property to code. One was a disabled woman who's husband just passed. That's being neighborly.
Suzi Q 3 years ago
They cleaned up the yard and took turns mowing for her. I love my neighborhood.
Load More Replies... Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago (edited)
Fred Phelps is an evil man that runs a church in Kansas. They hate everyone and used to protest many things and people in a belligerent manner. One of their most famous was a funeral of a soldier who died in Iraq protecting some children. They showed up with bullhorns at the cemetery saying god killed their son because he worked for a country that allows gays. A group then bought the house across from the front door of the church was and painted it similar to the one above. Its called Equality House and a center of social justice (you can visit it). When it was vandalized and shot up in 2016, neighbors who complained about the house because they too didn't believe in what it stood for, showed up to repair and repaint the house This story regarding the neighbors is one of my favorite because it shows you can oppose an idea but understand that you still have to love the person behind it.
#6
My Neighbors Are Loosing It...
Zophra 3 years ago
Here too. Very depressing- we had these "cheap" 15 cent goldfish that had been with us for 3 years in my little pond. They weren't Koi or anything expensive, but they were ours...
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Congratulations Larry, you did it! You achieved every goldfish’s dream and made your freedom run. Live free or die! Wait! Um. Hold on a minute……Oh no….
Mistralok 3 years ago
This is actually quite sweet. Mom and Dad doesn't want to tell their young'un that their goldfish went belly up. No 123 area code btw.
Steve Fischer 3 years ago
This was probably done to sooth a kid's sorrow after losing his pet. I think that's good parenting.
Meanwhile, some experts argue that online neighborhood groups are replacing face-to-face communication. For example, Neighborhood-based site Nextdoor has 236,000 active neighborhoods throughout the world. It reaches 90% of U.S. neighborhoods, and is worth an estimated $2.1 billion. Zebra’s survey also showed that almost a third, 27% of Americans are in online neighborhood groups. Moreover, women are 10% more active in these online communities.
Another study was run by NextDoor in conjunction with Brigham Young University in the United States, University of Manchester in the United Kingdom, and Swinburne University of Technology In Australia, and conducted by a team of leading loneliness experts. They found that knowing as few as 6 neighbors reduces the likelihood of feeling lonely and is linked to lower depression, social anxiety, and financial concerns related to COVID-19.
#7
Ice Cream Truck Uproar
Adrian 3 years ago
Given the attention paid to chickens in this section I'd say a crowing rooster might be better still.
Load More Replies... Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
Something very creepy about a person choosing that ringtone. Do they also drive a van?
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Could we just ban ringers all together - maybe the Ice Cream trucks don't like the competition!
James Pasquini 3 years ago
One summer we had to listen Camptown Races 7 days a week... and they drove by our house a second after they left the hamlet. The follow year it was a different song that had a long pause at the end and then a very loud "HELLO" in a woman's voice. It was loud enough after that silence that you would nearly jump. The dogs hated it too! I still love my ice cream though.
#8
I Have So Many Questions
Danish Dynomummy 3 years ago
I had a neighbor searching for his bees... they found them two Blocks away on this Old ladys porch.
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Offering to come get them is thoughtful. Maybe that's the way beekeepers are?
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago
Where I live, if you have a beehive in your house or on your property, you can call beekeepers to take the hives away for free. Some will even offer you some money or free honey. So if people have a bee problem don't automatically call pest control, ring around and see if someone will take them.
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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
It is,amazing to see a huge swarm of bees gone walkabout. They were just resting on a big bush before finding a new home. Nature is such a joy.
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I do have a swarm of 30000 bees that started at 11am on 3rd June, but they don’t look like that swarm, so never mind.
#9
Not All Boomers Are Bad
Kay blue 3 years ago
My boomer mother suggested that I start smoking weed, I have chronic pain and it actually works. It's illegal where I live but she promised to pay any fine if I was caught with it!
Patsy 3 years ago
Your mother is cool! We must protect her at all costs! Mine told me she would bail me out for murder but not for shmarashuana XD
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Wendy Melissa 3 years ago
Captain Crunch. Every pot smoker who snacked on those beauties got a torn roof of their mouth in return.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
I sometimes think the Girl Scouts work for the Dionysus, the Greek god of debauchery, wine and partying. Its mid-January, I'm short on cash and made New Years resolutions to eat better and exercise to get rid of my gut from the end of the year holidays. Then I get out of my car at the grocery store to buy fresh vegetables and see an 8 year-old girl selling thin mints and do-si-does by the front entrance. I have to support this kid so buy a box, ruining my idea to eat healthy. As I leave the store, there's a different 10 year old girl working the card table so I buy another box to help her out. This continues for a month and I have a freezer full of cookies calling my name while I'm trying to eat broccoli.
Memere 3 years ago
I'm technically a boomer (born 1951, but believe me, I don't have a boomer attitude), and I can't take the smell of the pot being sold these days. It's completely different from what I used back in the day! what I wouldn't give for a kilo of original Acapulco Gold, hahaha
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#10
Because Nextdoor Isn't Always Racist Or Trashy, Here Is Something On The Lighter Side
buttonpusher 3 years ago
A few years ago a cockerel suddenly showed up in our cul-de-sac. I gave him something to eat. He showed up every morning to shriek at the house until I threw him something. I was worried he'd get killed by local cats or dogs until I saw him kick their asses and seemed to be enjoying it. Eventually found he lived about a mile and a half away and he was making the journey here and back, also crossing a railway track.
Birgit Sommer 3 years ago (edited)
Last time I posted something like that animal control showed up and tried to catch it. Didn't work. So they tried to dart it with a tranq gun, dart bounced right off the feathers lol. They gave up after 2 hours and let the chicken be a chicken and cross the road as often as it wants. My stomach hurt from laughing. Chicken ate out of my hand that same evening.
Wesley Lucas 3 years ago
Heh, one of my tiny cockerels flew up and away from us and into the trees one day while we were hanging in the backyard. My son and I tried to chase him down and back into the yard and he just kept going higher into the trees. Eventually, all the neighbors behind us came out and wanted to see what was going on. It became the neighborhood entertainment for about 2 days - we'd come outside and someone would say they heard him or saw him. We got him down whenever we brought his girlfriend outside and he heard her, he just jumped down the branches and onto the roof of their shed and then into my backyard again.
#11
All The Best Hoods Have Great Lawn Care
Monday 3 years ago
In what world does the grass grow fast enough to justify mowing twice a week?
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
And in what world do the majority of people have the f*****g TIME AND ENERGY to mow their lawns twice a week? Get da f**k outta here, Karen!
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RafCo 3 years ago
We have a neighbor who replaced their yard with a native meadow. I absolutely love it. So many birds, butterflies, and bees. We ended up following suit. Not our whole yard, but about 1/3rd. For us, it's the back-yard so nobody complains, but that neighbor had been receiving complaints for years, and has been fined for it several times. Eventually, we flipped the supervisors from Republicans to Democrats. Now he gets a small stipend ($100/year), for promoting biodiversity. We're moving back into the city now, and I will miss the wildlife (especially the baby foxes we get every spring).
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
If you don't want snakes, you do. I accidentally decapitated a poor brown snake that lived beside my mailbox. Lots of snakes in Florida.
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Matt Hollis 3 years ago
Karen needs to get herself a MFing job, maybe she would not fixate on lawns so much
#12
A Neighborly Reminder
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
Well June, you are seeing people who DO live around you, but had jobs during the day before. Now they have a moment to see the sun outside. You joy thief.
ChickyChicky 3 years ago
In my neighborhood we had someone suggest that at 7 pm everyone go out on their porches and have a dance party (my neighborhood is single family houses, not dense). Someone thought that was HIGHLY DANGEROUS and no one should step foot outside their own doors, 20+ feet away from anyone else.
Jane Allyson 3 years ago
Oooh you have a nature center near you!? I'm on my way to go walk around it outside! Thanks for the heads up!
#13
Meanwhile
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Neighbors falling into three categories: 1) Do your own darned yard, 2) That's trespassing, gonna sue, 3) Thought I'd help out - thanks.
Anon4share 3 years ago
Grew up in a duplex. My mom made me mow the whole shared front yard. When I complained, she made me do their backyard too. FF 40yrs. I live across the street from a duplex complex. One of the occupants is a single mom, her son went off to college. I stepped up and started helping her out by mowing her lawn and doing her snow removal, didn't ask for compensation. Her neighbor only did their half, despite me doing their half if I got there first. I continued to do both half's just to prove how petty her neighbor was
James016 3 years ago
We have a shared front garden with our neighbours. As they are a retired couple, they always cut the grass. Sometime I do it but they have more time. He also has a machine to pull out all the moss. All he ever asked for was to be able to put the garden waste in our green bin. Which of course is fine.
Chris Hills 3 years ago
My neighbor lost his marbles when his next door neighbor cut his "side strip". Some people need sh*t to b***h about.
Brafne Heiwer 3 years ago
I used to trim the areas that I shared with my neighbors all the way, then one of them mention that after I do their whole lawn only looks half done until they mow the rest. Now I leave a clear boundary.
Vasana Phong 3 years ago
We use to shovel our sidewalk/steps and neighbor too, but we noticed one time when we came out to shovel he was done( but only his side) so now we only do ours
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Depends on what the other neighbor did to make this neighbor feel like being petty, as this looks like a spite mow.
#14
Perfect Little Soup Boy
Space whale 3 years ago
Maybe it's the wrong house and a little soup boy is waiting for the soup that never came.
Adrian 3 years ago
Slowly starving, feeling unloved, disappointed about unkept promises. Sniff, sniff.
Load More Replies... Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)
Let me know when your first song is out!
Load More Replies... DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
They should donate the soup to the lonely fellow down in the list.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Aw! Quit your bitchen take the soup and leave a thank you note on the porch!
#15
Runaway Roomba
Snorkeldorf 3 years ago (edited)
Without a microchip or tags, this could be difficult. You may have to resign yourself to the likelihood your Roomba was taken in by a new family that thought it was a homeless stray. Rest assured that they will love and care for it. It's hard, but perhaps you will find a new Roomba someday.
Eat Dirt Crow 3 years ago
You shouldn't let your robot vacuum outside. Nature abhors a vacuum.
Adrian 3 years ago
The offspring should be interesting - break into your house and mow the carpet.
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Gabby M 3 years ago
Even the robots have had enough and are joining the "great resignation." A few days ago, one of the Roomba robot vacuums employed by a Travelodge budget hotel in Cambridge, England, tried to make a break for it. It took staff at the hotel about a quarter of an hour to notice that the Roomba was missing. According to the hotel’s assistant manager, the vacuums usually turn around at the front door, but not this one. It’s unclear if the robot’s sensors failed to notice the lip at the entrance telling it to turn back, or if some other interference occurred. A staff member reportedly found it under a hedge the next day, and it was cleaned off and returned to duty. Honest mistake, or an attempt to run off and start the robot revolution? govtech.com
#16
Need Immediate Help
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
(You had this coming) "Shut up. Shut up! Shut UP!"
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Dorothy Parker 3 years ago (edited)
A giant Chapstick. Actually, I'm extremely good at this. Explained to professional movers how to get my long sofa out of the stairwell in our new apartment. They were going to leave it there.
#17
A Joke Or A Cry For Help?
Vasana Phong 3 years ago (edited)
Sorry man, I go through this with my parents on a weekly basis when I visit on Sundays
#18
Oh Teenagers....
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
Umm, about that notice-on-fence thing, I would love to try that. I'd write, "We're watching you. Every second of everyday. We're watching you."
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Hell, why don’t you just post the lyrics to “Every Breath You Take” while you’re at it? (Probably have to pay royalties to Sting, but oh well, small price to pay, right?)
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Adrian 3 years ago
What about option #5 - rig up a sound system and blast out classical music interspersed with the sound of the ice-cream truck. Negative re-enforcement to encourage them to leave and positive re-enforcement to remind them of an an acceptable alternative.
Kipindichapili 3 years ago
Bruh that won’t do crap do you really think you care about Beethoven that much when your high
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Al Marzian 3 years ago
Get a noise generator that puts out a 17 KHZ tone. To young ears it sounds like mosquitos.
GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago
Used the sprinkler trick frequently when our backyard used to boarder a public park and people would just lie down on our grass and make out. Worked like a charm.
#19
These Are The Posts I Like To See
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
I need a drink too I'm so out of breath and dry from reading this run on sentence!
PurpleDoople 3 years ago
Thomas, it’s funny you get so worked up over periods when I’m sure your mother hoped to get one but got you instead.
Belle Miles 3 years ago
I went to a neuro psychological eval last week that was that weird. They said I was normal.
#20
This Was Posted On My Local Nextdoor Today...
Space whale 3 years ago
Why would you do this. Like did you just wake up in the morning and think " I should go poop on people's yards". Like seriously.
Potato 3 years ago
Apparently running, especially long distance, can trigger sudden diarreah (sorry don't know how to spell it). There's a whole bunch of scientific explanations for this... So I guess she knew from experience (since she brought paper) but decided her workout was more important than the eventual people that would have to deal with her runners poop...
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Kate 3 years ago
Ah, yes... I remember the "Mad Pooper"... https://www.denverpost.com/2017/11/14/mad-pooper-colorado-springs/
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
Yes the mad pooper! We had a lady do this outside of my work in Atlanta! I didn’t catch her but a shop owner did ! She pushed it to the side with a paper towel she had brought !
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Daniel Atkins 3 years ago
Now i'm picturing them getting an airhorn and next time using it and then shouting bad human bad human.
The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago
When you got diarrhea but you firmly committed to your New Year's weight loss resolution
C. Wade 3 years ago
The post said piles not puddles so it's not even diarrhoea, she's dropping logs left and right
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Chris Hills 3 years ago
The bicyclists on Indian Rvr Trail pee in their water bottles and throw them up into my neighbors lawns, near doors and driveways, so they can dispose of them. How kind of them /s
Big Blue Cat 3 years ago
Yeah, I know people who suffer this runners poop thing. Some run in woods and go to the bushes which is not optimal but to do it in behind someone's fence is terrible behavior. If I had that problem, I would just find another hobby or run around my own house to be able to make it to my own toilet.
Jo Choto 3 years ago
I can imagine a situation where somebody has a condition (IBS, Crohns, etc.) and they have no control over when it comes on, but they also really want to stay healthy in other ways. But there are no public restrooms. Try to keep away from people's homes, and carry a little shovel, so you can dig a hole if you really, really have to go.
April Stephens 3 years ago
I think at that point it might be best to resign themselves to running on a treadmill/track at the gym. Defecating in public, even with a little camping shovel to bury the evidence, is SUPER weird and unacceptable.
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Anybody Out There??
Laura Jackson 3 years ago
But how many cases of toilet paper does he have?!?!?!
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cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
What about the toilet rolls? Are you OK for toilet rolls? God-damn it! Someone, get him some wipes or a box of tissues! Please!
Adrian 3 years ago
If he has enough then invite the locked-out guy over. You can hunt in pairs then.
Load More Replies... Betsy Novack 3 years ago
You've hoarded enough to protect yourself from germs we haven't discovered yet but forgot to pack your warehouse with food. Be a crying shame to die is starvation. What's your Plan B?
Adrian 3 years ago
Doesn't need to, what with all these chickens wandering around.
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#22
He's Eaten All Of My Cereal
MSP 3 years ago
Maybe it's just my imagination, but is that coffee table also a diorama filled with taxidermied waterfowl? That poor goose entered a house of horrors and is likely rather confused!
Bubs623 3 years ago
Me too. I came here for to ask about the coffee table.... what is it? !?
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Ugh. Geese droppings are huge and leave nasty stains on walkways near their homes or migration stopovers. I shudder to think what it can do to carpets and hardwood floors.
Beth Kramer 3 years ago
He’s from HGTV and he refuses to leave until you get rid of that coffee table.
#23
Illegal Activity Reported By Karen…
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
That's what's wrong with this country, people need to mind their own damn business.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
The funny thing is, we used to have the opposite problem (Google Kitty Genovese and you’ll see what I mean). Seems the pendulum has swung too far on this. Why can’t we ever achieve a balance? You know, like using common sense before taking action? See something happening that might require you to step up? Take a couple seconds to assess the situation first before jumping in. Make sure your assistance is even needed first. Why is this so damn difficult?
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Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago
This is annoying of me I know, but the fact that they used “there” and “their” wrong both times really bothers me. If you’re not sure, just reuse one of them repeatedly so you’re tight half the time 😁
Performingyak 3 years ago
Only tight half the time? Guess you've gotta relax occasionally.
Load More Replies... Jo Choto 3 years ago
There's a fine line between minding your own business and ignoring signs of danger where people are at risk. If you think an activity is causing harm to others, I think it's okay to call it in. It's not nice to have the police called on you, but it's also worrying to think there is a meth lab selling on your street. One of my neighbours called the police on us because my brother used to sleep during the day and had a big foil reflector in his bedroom window to keep the light/heat out. Someone thought it was a drug den. A police officer came around, had a look, said thank you and apologised for the disturbance. We were all okay with that.
Adrian 3 years ago
Oooh, I don't know. Candles and soap, and perfumed too, I bet. Sounds like hippies to me, and we all know what they're like - obvious camouflage for a hippy drug-dealer set-up. Might be legit of course, but then she'd be selling product on-line in this day and age of Covid sensitivity.
Nubis Knight 3 years ago
But cooking meth and making soap and candles is so much alike if you don't know how to mind your own Business.
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
Sounds like the neighbour needs to learn about hygiene if they think soaps and candles are illegal
De Gueb 3 years ago
I knew I guy in the candle business and he was selling candles with "special filling" got caught when we open a legit candle shop to funnel the money he was making.
#24
Diarrhea
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Why did your wife lock you out when you have diarrhea - I guess its a punishment of some sort - go s**t I mean sit in her car - that ought to even things up!
Thomas E S Thomas 3 years ago
A typical neighborhood in America has more than 500 toilets. Most modern homes have two bathrooms. All businesses in the United States are required by law to have a toilet and a drinking fountain or water for employee use.
#25
Stop
Chris Hills 3 years ago
Depends what county/city codes are. In my area, if you are behind a fence... then it's legal
Adrian 3 years ago
Where I live the fence has to be at least 6-foot high. We had a neighbour who started this. He checked with the local council, then raised his timber fence by a foot all round. Upset me and my brother for ages until we managed to open a knot hole - we didn't have any tall enough trees unfortunately.
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Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
Unfortunately in the UK that isn't strictly true. You are allowed to be naked anywhere (yes, really) *but* not if the reason you are doing it is to cause distress etc. So people can and do complain about people being naked in their own back gardens, and sometimes the naked person does get told they have to cover up as it is causing distress or offence.
Trophy Husband 3 years ago
You're not allowed to in my city... Maybe the problem isn't your neighbors, maybe you're just an activist trying to change the law!
#26
Alert
Danish Dynomummy 3 years ago
Ah just wait a couple of hours, but not a minute more, because then theyll be rotten
Sum Guy 3 years ago
Yes, You buy them hard and then store them in different places with different temps so that they don't get ripe at the same time.
Jon S. 3 years ago
That's brilliant! So simple yet I never thought of it!
Load More Replies... Vasana Phong 3 years ago
You ever want to make guacamole, and find yourself running around 3-4 different stores to find the avocado that’s ready?
#27
Just Because It’s Upside-Down, Doesn’t Mean It Can Be Parked On The Lawn [denver]
![Just Because It’s Upside-Down, Doesn’t Mean It Can Be Parked On The Lawn [denver]](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/neighbors-nextdoor-posts-51-6207eec51e887__700.jpg "Just Because It’s Upside-Down, Doesn’t Mean It Can Be Parked On The Lawn [denver]")
The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago
Next week's announcement: please do not park tipped over cars in yards
Jim Wamsley 3 years ago
Because you added coordinates, I had to look on Google Maps. I think in all fairness, there is snow on the ground and the driver couldn't see all the big rocks in the front and that is why it tipped over. Give the dude a break. And he didn't block the walkway for both apartments.
Casey Horn 3 years ago
lol Denver! not everyone can operate a vehicle while stoned and it SHOWS!
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Anyone can park their cars on their own property any way they want to down side up or upside down!
#28
Doesn’t Ring A Bell...
Seabeast 3 years ago
Maybe he lived in apartment buildings all his life up until then and had never seen one before?
Load More Replies... Big Blue Cat 3 years ago
Lol! I know it feels like it's been 20 years instead of two, when people don't know what a doorbell is anymore
Load More Replies... Brian Bennett 3 years ago
And the damn thing stops when I open the door! Should I just leave the door open? Of course you dumbass!
Debbie Burns 3 years ago
So. To be clear. This person CAN afford to buy a home and ..and...I can NOT? FFS
Holly Marley 3 years ago
If the electrical system has gone bad, a doorbell can make a weird buzzing sound before finally ringing. That could be the problem.
#29
Waffle Stomper
Jo Choto 3 years ago
Now we are all rushing to Urban Dictionary to see what a waffle stomper is. (To save you time, it is someone who poops in the shower and then tries to squish it down the shower drain).
Heather Wright 3 years ago
Omg! I'm not sure if that knowledge makes me smarter or dumber
Load More Replies... Adrian 3 years ago
The main problem is the OP is not thinking straight - she plainly needs a bigger iguana. Or better yet a Komodo Dragon. Nobody is going to disrespect a lady walking a 150lb, 10ft long dragon. And with all these chickens and geese wandering around should be cheap to feed too.
Id row 3 years ago
And what are you going to tell the authorities? That a teenager called you a waffle stomper while you were walking your iguana John McCain? You might get thrown into a 72 hour psyche hold, that's about it.
Gabby M 3 years ago
I was wondering just WHAT authorities she would call? CapLIZRDre...d7573f.png 
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
Waffle stompers are slang for a type of shoe, and I would greet a beardie with ALL the joy!
Anne McKinney 3 years ago
In the seventies someone who wore hiking boots all the time was a waffle stomper (from the pattern on the bottom of the boots), or the boots themselves were called waffle stompers.
#30
A Warm Welcome
RafCo 3 years ago
Having lived in that neighborhood, I agree. All of DC really, is not the most neighborly place. Too many transients, it lacks community cohesion. Also, everybody asked me what I do for a living on first meeting. Like they will only continue the conversation if I hold a high enough status. Happy to not be there anymore.
Anne McKinney 3 years ago
They're right. Nextdoor is full of mean nasty people and I left them in the dust a long time ago. A horrible site.
#31
You’re All Going To Hell Kids
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
Counter protest - "kids, do what you feel is right, and ignore that pedo screamer!"
Fat Harry 3 years ago
Correct answer. Sit opposite with an even louder loud-hailer and play some nice music or quote bits of the bible about live and let live, let he who is without sin cast the first stone, and loving thy neighbour, etc...
Load More Replies... Mistralok 3 years ago
Next time call the cops and tell them that he is a pervert trying to entice children over with a megaphone. That'll stop him.
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
Stand in front of him with a bigger megaphone and when ever he starts, you start. Subjects of interest: Church of Satan. Ritual Sacrifice. Harry Potter (Don't ask why, but it really does set them off) and just keep shouting over him until he gives up. Also, if you run out of things to say, either ramble inanely or use the sirens built into the things and finally... feedback is your friend! Get as close as possible and press that button down hard
BORKADYMUSIC 3 years ago
There’s some dude who stands outside my school with a sign that says “praying for your school, GOD IS THE ANSWER” and honestly I’m not sure what question our school has…
I'mNotARoboat 3 years ago (edited)
If GOD IS THE ANSWER then the question must be "What is the name of the fictional entity to whom countless people pray?"
Load More Replies... Jo Choto 3 years ago
If it creates a regular noise disturbance, especially during unreasonable hours, the police are obligated to respond. Also, this is clearly harassment of minors, another reason the police would respond.
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
Something very similar went to US Supreme Court and they ruled 8-1 its free speech/religion. Its on public land during hours that a government building is open and operating. Its a case of the one bad apple ruining the basket. If there's a noise ordinance prohibiting loud noises over xx dB during school hours to allow a learning environment, they can be arrested. Then its the volume, not the message, that's being censored and it counts the same for a megaphone, car radio, and jackhammer. Once school is out, the noise ordinance is invalid until night because, once again, you have to allow people to builds their additions and have their house parties so it can't be 24/7.
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Persephone 3 years ago
Stand there and blow an air horn behind him everytime he opens his mouth... bet he'll move on.
#32
Lol
Lisa Shaw 3 years ago
This happens at our pond fairly regularly, racoons come and steal them in the night for gourmet meals.
Nubis Knight 3 years ago
No racoons here in town but we have some gourmet herons and storks...
Load More Replies... cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
My brother had this very problem, but it was also his koi carp. It was a heron dropping in and eating them
Peppa Pig 3 years ago
I had a small pond in my backyard and storks would regularly try to catch the frogs. They were too smart though, and the storks couldn’t catch a single one!
Load More Replies... Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Are there any large birds where you live? I’m willing to wager there are, regardless. Well, frogs do make a nice snack for large birds. It’s Nature. Unfortunately, it isn’t always pretty.
Nicki 3 years ago
It is an English slang word for died, kind of like "kicked the bucket" or "bought the farm". If someone croaked, they died. 😁
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Rick Hoppenbrouwer 3 years ago
A friend use to have great blue herons stop by her house and eat her koi while she was at work.
Shelby Jackson 3 years ago
The first summer I had my house with my little pond out back I had frogs. The next summer they were gone. Haven't been back. It's ok. I'm filling in the pond anyhow lol. Was cool to have them for 1 summer though.
#33
Literally The First Post I Saw When I Downloaded Nextdoor
Sarah Bell 3 years ago
I actually had this happen. Husband was at work, the kids weren't home and I know it wasn't me..... It turned out that occasionally my cat decides to poop in the toilet instead of his litter box. I can't tell you how many times I've probably fussed at my 5 year old son for not flushing and it's been the cat. I would have thought someone had broken in to potty of I hadn't been home all day.
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
You sure you just didn’t forget to flush? Or maybe you did, but there wasn’t enough water pressure…
#34
Lost Bird
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
A pidgeon, you say? Like Walter Pidgeon? ‘Cause he’s been dead since 1984. OMG, they just saw a ghost! (/s)
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Walter Pidgeon kiss me when I was 5 years old. Thanks for reminding me!
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Samantha Patton 3 years ago
Hahaha! I once found a pigeon and it actually did belong to someone!
#35
Here Is A Great Idea For Increasing Property Values!
Space whale 3 years ago (edited)
AGAIN! What's with people wanting to force their neighbors into their ways of life. Frickin umbridge grassholes
Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago
These people are often those who have no control of a significant part of their lives (bad job, divorced, 2nd mortgage,etc) and they overcompensate to show that something they want actually affects the world. Thinking a neighborhood dress code could raise your property values (which are meaningless unless you are selling) in 12 months is a cry for help - someone listen to me.
Load More Replies... cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
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RafCo 3 years ago
I'm guessing this is Florida. It has to be Florida. At some point all morons and dips**ts are forced to migrate to Florida for breeding.
HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
Not forced. They come in droves. Them and serial killers. They all come to Florida.
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“Unaccompanied Poultry” On The City Sidewalk
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
Our neighbor's peacock and peahens would get out, and cry at his gate until he got home! Silly birds!
Dorothy Parker 3 years ago (edited)
Very likely going to pullet a weapon. They're egging each other on.
James Pasquini 3 years ago
They weren't unsupervised. See that one in the black. That's their supervisor.
#37
Someone Get This Man A Job At The Cdc
PiscesMama 3 years ago
How is this person then sanitising the tongs are each use? Or are they potentially carrying around a contaminated item and if so how is that helping? 🤣
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
There are workarounds for this. If you can’t find hand sanitizer, use wet wipes, eyeglass cleaner—-or soap and water, plus wear gloves—-until you can find some actual hand sanitizer again.
Brandy Grote 3 years ago (edited)
Buy your own. Bath & Body Works and Dollar Tree have plenty. And of course, soap works even better.
UpupaEpops 3 years ago
When the pandemic began, our town ran out of three things: hand sanitiser, bleach and... lemons. For some reason, people here believe that viral infections can be cured by 🍋.
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#38
Alright Then
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Not a problem, Laurence, as long as you reciprocate (and aren’t doing anything illegal). Welcome to the neighborhood!
#39
I Never Mentioned A Poop Bag
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
PLEASE use my trash can if it's at the curb, ESPECIALLY for poopy bags! Better where they belong than on the street!
Catlady6000 3 years ago
But ONLY if it's at the curb waiting to be picked up. I have seen this get way out of hand and cause a real mess when the poop bag bursts open 3 days before pick up. Also, some places will not pick up trash if the garbage man sees a poop-bag, it's a bio-hazard
Load More Replies... PiscesMama 3 years ago
I have a similar issue going on right now…I have a dog so have no issue with bagged poop going in the wheelie bin. But there is a woman who walks her dog past and I’ve seen her throw poop bags onto my neighbours property and I don’t appreciate the bags in the recycling bins (I have to fish them out) or the bag I found thrown over my garden fence, not that I’ve seen whose done that. I mean just dispose of it like a normal thinking person and there wouldn’t be an issue. Some people are disgusting.
Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
I laughed too hard at this. There have been many threads like this that have over three hundred comments on the nextdoor site in my area. On this exact topic!
#40
Computer Goose
De Gueb 3 years ago
Never, ever, never never use your computers as admin, when you set up you PC (windows) the first time set up 2 accounts, one as simple user with no admin privileges and a Admin account. You don't need, must not be admin for daily use. When you nee to change a setting install a program etc you will be ask for admin pass for that operation. Also, set up guest account for kids.
ZAPanda 3 years ago (edited)
no but this is a mac, it requires an admin password to do basically anything, even if you login as an admin account. I have no idea how they did this.
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#41
I Love This
The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago
I'd be pissed and amused at the same time, the internal struggle is real
Yort 3 years ago
Some people don’t think it’s funny to see holiday decorations having sex.
Load More Replies... Brandy Grote 3 years ago
snerk One neighbor has a little seal made of this stuff. Yes. A Christmas Seal.
#42
That's A Bit Too Descriptive
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Well, I had a cat once, who was skinny and wiry everywhere but his (proportionately) bubble butt, so I guess I might understand what they’re saying?
#43
Neigbors
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Well, I have seen some houses that really need some cleaning up, tbh. Some have honestly been hazards to public health, with garbage piled up in the yard. Imagine the rodents and cockroaches. So yeah, I can see this request being valid in those cases. But, knowing HOA b******t like I do, the house might just have something innocuous in the yard. Like children’s toys and /or bikes, or maybe a chair or something, and the HOA Nazi neighbors are making a mountain out of a molehill.
#45
Or Maybe It Was A Coyote?
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
Lol usually a coyote. I got tired of reminding them that this was THEIR land first, and will be after we are gone, so watch your pets when they are outside!
Yort 3 years ago
The people here will sometimes argue that it can’t possibly be coyotes. I’ve seen them, in person, like 20 feet away. There was a rash of cat murders two summers ago that was ultimately determined to be done by coyotes, and that was in a neighborhood that’s not near the woods.
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#46
The Terrifying Oj Bandit
Me Oh My 3 years ago
The soup-giver learned that person did not like soup, and started leaving orange juice instead.
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#47
Poor Lisa, Forgot What The American Flag Looked Like
OHJeans 3 years ago
You again. Walkin' on sunshine and don't it feel good!?
Load More Replies... cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
Lisa grinned secretly while stroking the 24 eggs next to her with the sell by dates going back 3 months. Reaching down, she picks up some vials labelled Salmonella, Botulism and Ecoli. She fills the syringe with a little of each and selects an egg and her grin widened
Qibli of the SandWings 3 years ago
Holy cow are you suggesting that it’s going to be arch duke Ferdinand all over again but with eggs?!? Sorry if it offends anyone
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Why Lisa? You think you have a chance of being the 4th Mrs Trump? Bwahahahahaha!
Matt Hollis 3 years ago
Or she is checking the Trump route for grassy knolls and book depository's
#48
Lady Sent Me A Dm With My Home Address And Threatens To Come To My House Because I Left Sad Face Reactions On Her Comments About Homeless People. Yes I Actually Did End Up Calling Police
Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
Been there. I got a very hostile message from someone on nextdoor because I accidentally hit a smile emoji. OMG lighten upl
Zoe Vokes 3 years ago
Saw a story once where an older lady had sent a 🖕🏼instead of a 👍🏼 when thanking somebody. They just said “what emoji are you trying to send?” Rather than start an online fight.
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#49
Did Anyone Else Have Strange People Come By Last Night?
13 3 years ago
Not if the guy didn't ask nicely. That's part of the ritual right? You are OFFERED a choice as candy dealer. Your goods or your sanity! Muahaha!
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#50
Mysterious Bath
Laura Jackson 3 years ago
Can you leave a note with my address? I have a dachshund that despises baths and a pitbull that loves them so much it's extremely difficult to get him out of the tub.
Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago
Along with strangers that break in your house to have a crap!!! In your toilet
#51
Did I Ask, Linda?
#52
Don’t Let Your Dog Pee On Walks!
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
?? I don't let my dog wee on other people's lawns. If they're on a lead it's not hard to do. It's not because they're bursting, they're marking the territory and therefore it can wait.
Persephone 3 years ago
Yes this is 100% true! Mine pees on command where designated, but I also specialize in behavior rehab... most people don't recognize it as dominance (over you even) when they wee on everything in front of you. He wees in my yard 1st, and then a stop sign (bc it's not private property). He's almost the same weight as me, so his bladder is not bursting, nor is he being abused. This is a good exercise in manners for male dogs, especially with powerful breeds; they do not "mark territory " in front of their pack leader. If your dog stops every 5 seconds (unless they're on a medication or have incontinence issues), they are saying "I'm in charge of you and the rest of the neighborhood"... it can Def kill grass, lead to behavioral issues, or cause issues with other dogs.
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Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago
I’m not sure what’s wrong with this dog but my four dogs pee all over my yard and none of it is brown. Maybe all that money they’re spending on their yard isn’t doing what they’re expecting it to
Zoe Vokes 3 years ago
It’s just certain dogs that turn the grass brown. Most dogs don’t. I knew a lady who had to train her dog to wee on the gravel driveway and not the grass because of this.
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Upset With My Neighbor's WiFi Name
Johnny Pierce 3 years ago (edited)
Our neighbor's WiFi name is Trump2020 so I had to change ours to Trumpsuxdoggiedix.
Laura Jackson 3 years ago
You, sir, are the kind of people that truly makes America great again!
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Florida, but without the beach 3 years ago
If your grandson is crying because he read something that says all cops are buttholes, he is going to have a hard life
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
Trump trash love cops. Until they lose an election and feel like they have to beat them in the head with metal bars and tase them.
Cadena Norton 3 years ago
Best one I've come across was Jesus_loves_f@gs I never knew who it was but I wanted to hi five them
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
Lol, they would HAAATE our wifi names! Especially if they don't see any Black CIA Vans!
ZAPanda 3 years ago
TBH good solution for the smoking teenagers problem above.
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Neighbors
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
TBH, small, high energy dogs do move fast, and some people are a little slow hitting buttons on their phones, so…
#55
Must Have Been A Bummer BBQ...
Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
I hope it's not one of those cute chicks and this was left as a warning for the rest.
#56
The Brown Eye Bandit
Laura Jackson 3 years ago (edited)
"Um, electric company? Yeah, I'm not going to be paying my bill this month and maybe not next month. Why? Well, you see, someone has farted in my mailbox and my bill smalls like fart now." I'll be over here laughing about this for awhile now.🤣🤣🤣
Random Anon 3 years ago
This is so evil and yet so hilarious... lol. I'm definitely going to hell.
Dan Padgett 3 years ago
Wish we had mailboxes. It's really difficult to fart through a letter box. Some of the springs are just too strong :(
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It’s Very Important For The Attorney To Be Christian
Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago (edited)
Honest, Christian and attorney in the same sentence? your having a laugh lol.
Helen Haley 3 years ago
In my experience, any business or service provider who advertises as 'christian' will be the first to rip you off, sue you, or otherwise screw you over. If it has to be advertised, it isn't self-evident. At least not the brand of 'christian' they think they are.
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
That would be like flipping a 3 sided coin and having it land on its edge
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
Oxymoron. Law school teaches you to justify and rationalize any action.
Space whale 3 years ago
Maybe she wants an attorney called Christian and she just worded it wrong
#58
Can The Kids Find A More Convenient Time To Go Missing?
abby smink 3 years ago
I mean, you could always put your phone on silent like the rest of the world.
Anne Reid 3 years ago
My phone allows me to turn off Amber Alerts. Not that I would!
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This Guy Thinks He Lives In A Small Town
The Penguin Bandit 3 years ago
Possibly concussion if he made it through chatting with the driver then returning home before he realized he and his scooter were banged up
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
Moat likely under shock. I got hit by a car once and was bleeding from knees, arms and face - the driver got out, asked me if I was okay, I said yes (completely out of it) and they got back inside their car and took off. I was nine or ten years old...
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It’s Always Awkward When People Treat Nd Like Their Facebook Feed
Whowhatwherewhy? 3 years ago
I've read this entire feed, now that I've finally had my first laugh of the day I can move on!
Load More Replies... ZAPanda 3 years ago
PSA for our friends in USA, This is called a Terrapin. NOT a turtle, and NOT a sea turtle, and not a tortoise.
BORKADYMUSIC 3 years ago
Yes! Thanks for the lil fun fact, I learned something new today! :D
Load More Replies... Brandy Grote 3 years ago
Turtles aren't mentioned in the bible (just turtle DOVES). Therefore, according to some, turtles don't exist.
#61
She's Been Asking For Money And Threatening To Kill Herself For Weeks. Please Don't Come Back
#62
Started With An Argument About Fireworks Past 12am And Ended Up With Him Showing Up In Front Of My House With This Sign For About Two Hours
Brandy Grote 3 years ago
Yeah, we reported fireworks because it's Black Flag level fire danger during a drought and a plague. Go home junior.
Yort 3 years ago (edited)
I hate fireworks but I’m willing to let it go when there’s not a burn ban and it’s a holiday, except the fireworks have started at 2 pm on December 31 and finally ended at like 4 am January 2. Even though it was intermittent, that’s just beyond unreasonable.
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Itstheoneandonlydave 3 years ago
Take a chill pill bro... tho idk maybe he has a pount abt the fireworks
#63
I Hope Whoever Scooped Up This Deal Appreciates It More Than This Guy's GF
El muerto 3 years ago
what kind of a girlfriend ask you to get ride of your ants, the deserve just as much love as she does..poor guy
StrangerOfTheDark 3 years ago
Why would someone downvote this? I can only do so much with one account, so I can bring it to zero. Sorry I couldn't upvote it meaningfully. Great comment! love ants
Load More Replies... James Pasquini 3 years ago
"... they bite so be careful!" What were his special memories he shared with ants? How about if I jut half of them. Would his GF be okay with that? lol
#64
No Need To Fear, Vigilante Vedran Is On It
Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
At least this proves the crazies aren't just reporting Existing While Black encounters. They report everyone.
Pete Häkkinen 3 years ago
Yeah, no one works from home or is retired! Also, there's this Vedran character who doesn't seem to work, just spies on dogwalkers. Not sure how they can afford this so I've reported them to the IRS. Vigilant 4 lyfe!
#65
Cat Cat Cat Cat Goose?
#66
How’s Your Neighborhood Handling The Pandemic? Mine’s Full Of Ignorant People Like These
James Pasquini 3 years ago
"Everyone ratting out their neighbors." You mean like the USA in the 50's when McCarthy had neighbors turning in neighbors for acting suspiciously like communists and were investigated by the FBI?
#67
Getting Deep With Your Neighbors
Poultry Geist 3 years ago
Have you ever had an allergic reaction to shrimp ? Well it’s similar to that!
#68
Suspicious Duck
#70
Kristen's Cat Is Probably Wondering Where's Lunch
#71
Oh No, Not A Jewel!
Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago
Occam’s Razor: The simplest explanation is usually the best. It’s probably just a USB stick. BTW, it’s spelled Juul, not Jewel, and if you didn’t find the actual vape or any of the accessories (charger, oil, etc), you can be confident she’s not vaping. Lastly, STAY TF OUT of your daughter’s room!!! If she’s a college freshman, she’s 18, and an adult. She deserves her privacy. If you have NO reason to suspect she’s gotten into anything harmful, then leave her alone, or she will move out and you won’t see her again. I say this from personal experience.
Erik Lawrence 3 years ago
YOU CANT/ARENT REPLYING TO THE PERSON THAT POSTED THAT. ITS POSTED ON NEXTDOOR, THEN SHARED ON REDDIT, THEN POSTED HERE. how do you people not understand that yet?
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Neighbor Sees The Light And Realizes ‘Illegals’ Can’t Actually Vote In Elections
Brandy Grote 3 years ago (edited)
Well, Joe, people sign up to vote at least several weeks before the election. These "applications" are vetted, i.e. "checked out" by the State Election Board to verify that they can legally vote. Then, the 1st time they go to the polls, they do verify the id (if there is time, but if the polls are very busy, that step could be skipped). After that, verified voters get a book telling them who the candidates are and where they can vote. One signature, one vote, nearly no fraud in the entire state. Trust the poll workers.
Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago
Wow I've never seen one admit they were wrong. This might be a first.
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ZAPanda 3 years ago
in our country we just use whatsapp groups like this. I left mine after about a year, it was unbearable. Basically if a person is white and over 50 they spend ALL their time complaining about the existence and life-capable status of persons other than themselves. "Do you think no 6 should really be allowed to hang her washing up? I can see it over her 6ft wall when I am in my upper floor bedroom. It looks tacky and brings the neighbourhood property prices down" etc etc etc.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Where I live, they're all over 70, and violate tons of rules and, yes, state laws, while they rail at the rest of us for putting up bird-feeders.
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago
My parents told me that there's an elderly man in our neighborhood who uses Nextdoor like Facebook. Apparently he posts "statuses" every day lol.
BORKADYMUSIC 3 years ago
Our neighbor complained about a table saw that we had on our back deck covered in a blue tarp, he said it was “distracting” or something and it was because we couldn’t put it in the garage, we were going to have my dad take it to my uncle in his truck, but he couldn’t find the time because of work… this neighbor also tried to kill raccoons in his yard, I’m like dude this is their land and we’re the trespassers :(
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Ours ended up being a lot of people over 70 who hate bird-feeders, playing children, and anyone who has to drive past their house on the way to work, from what I saw the one time I peeked.
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago (edited)
They sound awful. I once had a neighbour like that. If she couldn't stand noise she shouldn't have lived there. Worst was the noises in her own head though. She kept saying to everyone she met that my father used to sneak to her door at night and ring her bell etc. Crazy.
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Pungent Sauce 3 years ago
I live in a blue collar neighborhood that the algorithm decided was the same “neighborhood” as the white collar one about 5 mins away. (Other side of an Arboretum) Those folks have too much time and money on their hands, which apparently frees up a lot of time for complaining. Deleted it after a week 😅
jk nbt 3 years ago (edited)
my neighbor thought that he had the constitutional right to leave his yappy dog out all night. He was sure the beast would scare off any burglars. Repeated complaints did not fix this. I had to call out the law about 6 different times to get them to put up the dog, and he still left the dog out after each time. It was a terrier. Not much of a threat. Any burglar could take it out with one kick. Finally, I got the county sheriff to send out two deputies to have a long firm talk with him at midnight one night after a particularly bad yap-fest. The senior officer one was pretty tough and had no patience with this, especially since this was the 7th time no less to get the law to come around. They threatened him with a $200 fine per incident for disturbing the peace after this. The jerk finally relented & started keeping the bark-crazy dog inside. This and many other incidents just as unreasonable earned Jason the prize as being the worst neighbor ever. He eventually moved, Thank God.
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago
Poor dog. I get it annoys neighbours too ofc. just don't like people treating their pets like that.
Load More Replies... Yort 3 years ago
Someone n my local nextdoor quit after she made a perfectly polite post reminding people that pets can’t properly articulate how hot they are and to make sure you’ve got water and shade for your pets, along with keeping them off hot pavement. She quit because holy s**t the responses she got were all so vitriolic for no reason. “Keep your opinions to yourself!” was the nicest mean one.
James016 3 years ago
There is a whole thread on best of next door detailing how a fight broke out in a library over a disagreement over football celebrations
Chancey 3 years ago
Well if they have to fight over something at least it's something important!
Load More Replies... Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
Nextdoor has a lot of great neighbors, some scammers and an equal number of curmudgeons.
ZAPanda 3 years ago
in our country we just use whatsapp groups like this. I left mine after about a year, it was unbearable. Basically if a person is white and over 50 they spend ALL their time complaining about the existence and life-capable status of persons other than themselves. "Do you think no 6 should really be allowed to hang her washing up? I can see it over her 6ft wall when I am in my upper floor bedroom. It looks tacky and brings the neighbourhood property prices down" etc etc etc.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Where I live, they're all over 70, and violate tons of rules and, yes, state laws, while they rail at the rest of us for putting up bird-feeders.
Load More Replies... BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago
My parents told me that there's an elderly man in our neighborhood who uses Nextdoor like Facebook. Apparently he posts "statuses" every day lol.
BORKADYMUSIC 3 years ago
Our neighbor complained about a table saw that we had on our back deck covered in a blue tarp, he said it was “distracting” or something and it was because we couldn’t put it in the garage, we were going to have my dad take it to my uncle in his truck, but he couldn’t find the time because of work… this neighbor also tried to kill raccoons in his yard, I’m like dude this is their land and we’re the trespassers :(
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Ours ended up being a lot of people over 70 who hate bird-feeders, playing children, and anyone who has to drive past their house on the way to work, from what I saw the one time I peeked.
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago (edited)
They sound awful. I once had a neighbour like that. If she couldn't stand noise she shouldn't have lived there. Worst was the noises in her own head though. She kept saying to everyone she met that my father used to sneak to her door at night and ring her bell etc. Crazy.
Load More Replies... Pungent Sauce 3 years ago
I live in a blue collar neighborhood that the algorithm decided was the same “neighborhood” as the white collar one about 5 mins away. (Other side of an Arboretum) Those folks have too much time and money on their hands, which apparently frees up a lot of time for complaining. Deleted it after a week 😅
jk nbt 3 years ago (edited)
my neighbor thought that he had the constitutional right to leave his yappy dog out all night. He was sure the beast would scare off any burglars. Repeated complaints did not fix this. I had to call out the law about 6 different times to get them to put up the dog, and he still left the dog out after each time. It was a terrier. Not much of a threat. Any burglar could take it out with one kick. Finally, I got the county sheriff to send out two deputies to have a long firm talk with him at midnight one night after a particularly bad yap-fest. The senior officer one was pretty tough and had no patience with this, especially since this was the 7th time no less to get the law to come around. They threatened him with a $200 fine per incident for disturbing the peace after this. The jerk finally relented & started keeping the bark-crazy dog inside. This and many other incidents just as unreasonable earned Jason the prize as being the worst neighbor ever. He eventually moved, Thank God.
Cat Crazy Lady 3 years ago
Poor dog. I get it annoys neighbours too ofc. just don't like people treating their pets like that.
Load More Replies... Yort 3 years ago
Someone n my local nextdoor quit after she made a perfectly polite post reminding people that pets can’t properly articulate how hot they are and to make sure you’ve got water and shade for your pets, along with keeping them off hot pavement. She quit because holy s**t the responses she got were all so vitriolic for no reason. “Keep your opinions to yourself!” was the nicest mean one.
James016 3 years ago
There is a whole thread on best of next door detailing how a fight broke out in a library over a disagreement over football celebrations
Chancey 3 years ago
Well if they have to fight over something at least it's something important!
Load More Replies... Dorothy Parker 3 years ago
Nextdoor has a lot of great neighbors, some scammers and an equal number of curmudgeons.
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