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Don't judge a social media page by its likes. Sometimes the best content comes from the smallest creators. But just as good books can have beautiful covers, so can big accounts share quality material. Plus, if we're talking about relatability, the sum of its fans can actually be a good indicator of a project's success.

Ran by Nicole Argiris and sisters Lola, Gina, and Nora Tash, My Therapist Says is an Instagram account with 7.2 million followers that shares both aggregated and original memes about pretty much every aspect of everyday life. From modern relationship problems to struggles at work and the inability to cope with anxiety, it's all there!

Since its creation in 2015, My Therapist Says has shared thousands of hilariously accurate jokes, so in an effort to save a little bit of your time, we at Bored Panda went through its feed and hand-picked a selection of our favorite uploads. Enjoy!

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#1

Thx For Adopting Me @mybestiesays

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Daria B
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an introvert, I disagree. Extroverts are just too busy for me.

Scagsy
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Me too. Though my wife can be a very busy and noisy extrovert at times. It's like living with a Tasmanian Devil. She just comes whooshing through the room chattering away to herself. I think I need a lie down.

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Something
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Introverts can be social butterflies. Being introverted just means that the time spent with others will drain the battery and time alone will recharge it rather than the other way around.

ZAPanda
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Understood. Quite time is great. I especially make a point of putting my phone on silent so people can leave me the f**k alone.

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have made friends by randomly encountering another introvert and we both thought "Oh, this person isn't very annoying" and we made palns to get coffee.

Lauren Caswell
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the way to do it, then the other person also gets it if you suddenly disappear and reappear from all communication, coz they do it too 😅

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Phil Vaive
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We aren't a bunch of terrified little orphan children huddled in the corner waiting for someone to take care of us. Introverts like having social lives too, we just need time alone to recharge.

Blackstone
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's true. But also, at least for me, my social needs are so much less. I get enough social fulfillment from my spouse and when my parents visit. I don't NEED more friends. But when I find someone I like and genuinely enjoy being around, we do stuff together.

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Blackstone
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. I found other introverts. We have an amazing time texting ,playing online video games, and cancelling in-person plans together!

Vicky Z
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you really adopt an introvert and make them go out to make friends? We are like cats we do whatever we want

Buren
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Judging at the rate I drop things from the table, I think you are right.

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Gayl Rouse
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm an omnivert, I can take people or leave them. Very content on my own but mingle well with extroverts.

Anna Banana
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Introvert doesn't equal socially inept or painfully shy. I can make friends just fine on my own and I know this entry is tongue in cheek but I find it terribly infanitilizing.

Jo Johannsen
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Social boundaries: Extrovert = 3". Introvert = 25 feet, two walls, a locked door, and all shades (in entire building) drawn.

Eb
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are introverts with good social skills or who're motivated by doing good for others, just as there are shy extraverts. Introverts often make friends with other introverts through shared interests.

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    #2

    But Mostly The Latter @brennan.caldwell

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do we sign up??? We are a lot that approve!!

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *spends 3 days in bed like I have a Victorian wasting disease

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petition for a 3 day weekend anyone? Lol

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In some places it is a thing. When i worked in the netherlands all my colleagues had a 4 day a week contract and 3 days off. Now in belgium they made a rule that you can work 4 days 10h to work less days with the samr pay.

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a few years, I enjoyed 3 day weekends, working Monday to Thursday... it was also the beginning of low-cost flights in Europe... I was outside Spain at least once in a month. And that helped a lot for boosting my relationship with an Italian girl, who became my gf and today is my wife. 3 day weekends should be standard.

    Nandy Nam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my reality ... woking only 4 days a week , I think I am spoiled and will never be able to go back to 5-6 work days a week

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been joking about needing recovery time from a vacation for decades.

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    The name of this account implies it centers around mental health bent to the jokes, but it offers more than that. Many are more relatable gags about being a stressed young adult who struggles but somehow manages to continue with life.

    According to Lola and Nicole, the account is "one of the fastest-growing aggregate Instagram accounts in history," climbing to 500,000 followers in its first six months. They also say it was the biggest meme account on Instagram to be run anonymously, until they introduced themselves to their fans and the internet.

    At first, they didn't want to give away their identities in an attempt to avoid the criticism that women often face when they make jokes about how messy they feel. Only their mothers knew they ran the account. Both women even made their personal Instagram accounts private when they started My Therapist Says and don't post on them anymore. Their Facebook pages were made private too. They have given up on virtually all online presence outside of their memes.

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    #3

    Like What Are You Guys On?!?? @mybestiesays

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scared of the first ones to be honest! They are capable of anything!

    That sarcastic asshole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest i actually am that person who runs in the morning

    Kiki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is someone threatening you? Do you need help? If so, send "mayday" to one of us, we will free you from this torture they put you through!

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to laugh at this, I find it mind boggling that people who embrace running, jogging, hiking etc ALWAYS park right next to the trailhead. If you are so into exercise, leave the trailhead parking spaces for us invalids who after walking back to the trailhead must use internal words of encouragement to get back to the car

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an evening person I can relate. Takes about an hour to come to terms with it.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Coffee helps, but not as much as sleeping in would

    WinterBlossom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a night owl, this is so relatable

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am actually the one who runs, but I can't say I'm conscious

    JustYou'reAveragePANda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go on runs in the morning- if I dont, the dogs will tear up the newly-fixed house.

    Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a marathon runner. Along with being 13 years younger. . I'd have coffee while she ran 5-10 miles every morning . Insanity.

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    #4

    This Meme Was Brought To You From ✨bed✨ @molls

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house. I have this about my house. I'm in my house and I'm "This is my house and I can do anything and there's nobody here but the cats and I can throw them out the window if they bother me."

    Luccan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don’t throw them out the window! 🪟💨🐈🙀

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    LeeAnne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I feel extremely happy when I get into my bed. Like a wave of gratitude every time.

    ButterflyMcQueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Luther von Wolfen, I feel your comment so hard. Except..I have 2 dogs and we all have separation anxiety.

    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An then it hits you; now you've got to get up and go pee.😑

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the opposite issue. I love to be alone in nature. Can’t understand why people don’t love it. Heavy sigh

    The danish woman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use the sentence "Uuuummmm I love my bed" way to much

    Kris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! Me too! Mmmmm.. bed<3

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting in bed while I'm reading this on my laptop. I practically abandoned my living room and use it only when I have guests. i spend amost of my time at home in my bed.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t appreciate bed until I had children and became exhausted

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    #5

    Cc’ing Susan
(@highfiveexpert)

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't insult the carrots!!

    tail_bite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOD DAMMIT ANYTHING that is being compared to a carrot makes me luagh bc in a dnd game one of the characters is a giant beetroot named carrot and a giang carrot named well... beetroot

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, I’ve done 6 weeks worth of work in 2 days.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the management skills of a potato. No explanation needed.

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's about working better under pressure?

    𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! I can't do this. It doesn't matter if I put 10 or 100 signs up, my family always seems to need/want me at THE most inconvenient times. It's infuriating

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    Lola and Nicole met about 17 years ago in their hometown of Toronto and have been best friends ever since. After high school when Lola started spending long stints in Los Angeles picking up small acting gigs and Nicole was busy studying psychology at the University of Western Ontario, they started sending each other a lot of memes.

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    "The account just kind of came about as a way for us to keep in contact," Nicole told Cosmopolitan.

    The name of their project isn't random. Both of them have been in therapy for years. Lola has what she calls "crippling shyness" and Nicole suffers from anxiety. "Every time I would talk to Nicole, I was like, 'My therapist said this,' and she'd say, 'No, I said that,'" Lola explained. "And I'm like, 'Well, you are basically my therapist, so.'"

    #6

    My Presence Is A Present @mybestiesays

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    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is it. This is now my aspiration in life.

    sophie <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP didnt edit it!! they're slipping :p

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like you spoke too soon. What even is this thing with obsessively censoring words? Even children know those words exist. I find the whole concept laughable.

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    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope to reincarnate into a spoiled house cat.

    MysteriousLegBruise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The animals of the earth have so much to teach us humans

    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend that has the energy of a cat and he is very tiring

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to stand in the doorway with the energy of a cat. "You won't shut the door with me here because I'm too amazing to squish."

    Lowell Scheetz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a browneye,exits stage left.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite cat product: https://uedata.amazon.com/Cloth-Cat-Cats-Towel-Holder-Black/dp/B001BAH682

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    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the last sentence: now I lay down and sleep here for 18 hours and you keep adoring me!

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I can tell my cat is thinking I'm lucky to have her directly after she has broken something.

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    #7

    True Bliss ✨ @mytherapisthelps

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm jealous of the kitty, So cosy and blissfully happy and content

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day after you return from a trip

    Gabby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do cats always describe my mood perfectly???

    purple turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awe.... Such a cute squishy mushy plooshy

    Helenium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i miss my cat she died a week ago

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sorry for you loss. I still miss my boy who passed 6 years ago. They are family.

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    #8

    Living My Best Life 💁🏼‍♀️ @mybestiesays

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I leave my house once a month to walk to my landlord' back door to pay the rent. I AM living the dream.

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously I be bitchin about not havin friends and s**t... Then get home and sink into the couch with my kittens a beer and a smile

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I show up at the front door once in a while when the delivery person comes, dragging my backside and whispering 'my precioussssssss'

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To your backside? Well, I can respect that.

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    Kiki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Others complain that I don't go out. Me not at all :D

    Sam rice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's my dream to be skeletor with a cat, wine, and tv. 🥰

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both are not incompatible... All humans need social relationships, but introverts need quiet and intimacy... In both cases, you suffer.

    Parthania Dawson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the cat with four dogs and that's me in the pic

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    Their memes reflect common complaints they make to each other (as well as their real therapists) about their anxiety-prone twentysomething lives: aggressive crush texting, impulsive shopping, canceling plans in order to sleep.

    But Dr. Jaclyn Cravens-Pickens, a licensed marriage and family therapy associate who does not know Lola or Nicole scrolled through the account and told Cosmopolitan, "I'm not sure I see memes about mental health issues ... or anything that really reflects what I, as a therapist, say to my clients."

    But something in the content did connect with Instagrammers who deal with anxiety and depression, and many followers began opening up in DMs and comment sections under the memes about their own problems.

    #9

    Everyone Rn After Being With Their Families All Day @beequammie

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    Legend_Trooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what you mean, but it sounds like something someone in school would say to me.

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    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those naps I avoided at 3-5? I'm taking them now.

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every now and then, I open my mouth and my mother comes out.

    Jasper Cool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't understand the mom has a headache trope until I had a kid.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in kinder: what? I have to take a nap? Why?? Me in adulthood: what? I can’t take a nap? Why??

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's called depression ang existencial angst...or in another words, when are kids moving out?

    Leah Helbig
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    3 years ago

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    Who has time to do that when they are a mom? Just saying I don't

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    #10

    Oops @mybestiesays

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me that's not toxic, it's just retirement 😃

    Orillion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not very useful when you're in your thirties.

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    Strawberry Pizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally me doing something important. attention span of a goldfish

    Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard somewhere recently that goldfish have longer attention spans than today’s average human..

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    D K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breaks are essential! I could do all of my house cleaning chores and weekend “prep-for-the-week” cooking in 4-6 hours, but would rather tackle one thing at a time with a 30 min break in between to just chill and sip my wine.

    Sofia Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait till I'm super old and this will be called being productive.

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your lucky it’s 20mins of productivity and not 1.5 like me

    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternating being productive and resting is not toxic, and neither is starting out good habits in a small way.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. That is my entire action plan. If I don't give myself 2hr breaks, I just won't do it at all. Be thankful for what you get, housework. It's not toxic, it's progress.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toxic??? That's the best kind of productivity!

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    #11

    *sunday Scaries Have Entered The Chat*

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relaxing is an essential part of being productive. I'm still integrating that knowledge myself.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm way too good at relaxing, and I hate myself because it doesn't stress me out that life is going down the drain...we all gonna die why make fuss out of it?

    Anna Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would say that, El muerto! :) But seriously - enjoy it! Seems like you've achieved something a lot of people struggle with.

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    Sportsgal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is called anxiety disorder and I have it!!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hamster wheel of overthinking things

    A Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tell myself that relaxing improves productivity just to kill the guilt.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH, I'm more productive at the point of panic than the hours leading up to it. If I could just relax until five minutes before something needs to be done and then work like my life depended on it for those five minutes, it'd be awesome.

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    axolotl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem upon problem upon problem.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me all the time. Except, I don't feel stressed as long as I keep my mind off of it, so I do everything but be productive, because once I start something, I immediately feel guilty for the thousands of other things I'm not doing while I'm doing that thing. It's not logical, but it's powerful.

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then I completely forget how to relax and end up in PT because my traps are permanently knotted and I get migraines twice a week. Help?

    Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d recommend yoga nidra, Insight timer is an app with thousands of meditations but my favourite is yoga nidra which translates to yogic sleep. It’s a guided meditation usually done lying down that rotates ones awareness around the body, inviting each part to relax, sometimes with background music and sometimes not.

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    Nubis Knight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try progressiv muscle relaxation. Wonderful ^_^

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    #12

    Me? Sabotaging My Own Life? Neverrrrrr @perlhack

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂your typo is very relatable to be

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Not sure if your typo was intentional, but it's perfect!

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always type in for on, dammit

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    "In the past, older generations have shown disdain at our preoccupation with our phones and our online lives, but during a pandemic, it's been an advantage to us to have this online presence solidified," Nicole explained to Daily Mail.

    She said that millennials and Gen Z "have such a powerful online community where it's normalized and encouraged to seek help," which was an advantage going into quarantine.

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    "When we're all stuck at home, we feel less alone, as the initial shock was less pronounced for us given how intertwined our social lives already were with social media."

    #13

    Don’t Call Me Beep Me If You Wanna Reach Me @myrealitysays

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f**k are you calling me? Just text!!

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then the message light comes on and it's "Oh just leave me the f**k alone!!"

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of the time is spent swearing because our sleeve got caught on a door handle.

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't count the number of times my safety vest has been caught on the door bolt of our change room at work

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    pmsfo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when the phone used to ring and everyone in the house would run to answer it?

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect solution, get a dog triggered by the phone ringing. Sets mine off barking. Told everyone 'sorry can't answer the phone, won't be able to hear you over the dog'.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually I kind shout out "what do you want with me now" my daughter just giggle from her room

    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time I WANTED the phone to be for me was High School!

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house we have rules, strict, non negotiable rules. If you have a pet on your lap, rule is that person is automatically free from answering the door or the phone!!

    Anthony Nizza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say that a million times a day about everything.

    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I took my freedom of putting my phone on silent ALL THE TIME. I decide with whom to speak when, not the other way around. Its been great for the past four years.

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    #14

    Feeling Defeated But Still Cute 💁🏼‍♀️ @mystylesays

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    Carp Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that first one *is* georgeous though. (The second one's super squitchable...boop)

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a cute l'il pony dumpling on the right.....very snuggable.

    HanglyHam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah you are one with the ways

    Accidental Genius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hits extra hard when you have body dysmorphia

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    #15

    Tired Of These Double Standards
(@jordanstrattn)

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s another meme like this I saw on bp: when sleeping beauty spends all day in bed, she’s a “beautiful princess”. But when I spend all day in bad, I’m “clinically depressed” rofl

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not depression. That's Saturday.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thems is creature comforts in my book

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy Crap. Kinship. I call it Luxuriating when I refuse to leave the bed for long spans. Love you Pandas!

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like royalty when I get to eat in bed.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story: I didn't know I was depressed because I actually ENJOYED being in bed. But I did know I had ADD, and the same medicine works for both conditions. I still like being in bed, but now I can also have a life. (And no, I wasn't just lazy because my brain would fall apart when I did too much.)

    Steve Fischer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smoke pot in the bathroom. Does that make me a shithead?

    Brandon
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    3 years ago

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    No, it's just being lazy.

    Brandon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool, i got downvoted without even an explanation as to why I'm wrong. Thanks, people.

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    #16

    Ruff Life
@cottoncandaddy

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    Ellie J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog likes to stare at me and cry for the hour before her dinner time. She's channeling her inner Karen

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likes she’s invoking pity in you for food lol

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    Jenna Lanham
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sighing is a sign of comfort, you're doing well with them.

    Carrie de Luka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is how they relax their whole body. A big sigh and let it all go. So yes, they are comfortable.

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    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, I'm so sorry I taught her this!

    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat looks at me and yawns. What is she trying to tell me, I wonder?

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat sighs because she's just looked at me and can't believe what she sees

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your dog knows what a government is. He just doesn't know what other governments are like.

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has to listen to your crap the whole day, cut him a break!

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    Lola said that the idea to publicly talk about mental health would legitimize the advice they themselves had received to the point where they would have to take it.

    "This new generation, however, is so open and verbose on all things we used to deem inaccessible or unapproachable," she said. "I think it's going to do a lot of good for people in the long run, not having to feel ashamed or ostracized for feeling, or being, a certain way."

    #17

    Oops! @mytherapisthelps

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hey, I'm here though right? That's what counts.

    Lynn H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always liked Phoebe on Friends quote, 'I would but I really don't want to'

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That meme about being late because I didn't want to come has been stuck in my head since I first saw it because it's soo true

    LONECOOLMAN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoot, i wake up an hour before i should and than TRY to go back to sleep...nope ! stress already peeking before I get to work....grrrrrrrrr

    #18

    Being Tired Is Just Part Of My Personality At This Point @mybestiesays

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    Pheebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, people have experienced “not sleepy” at some point in their life?

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, I feel like this is my usual operating state: Tired.

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    Sushi Gurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never know when that last day of being not sleepy will be…. 😣

    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna take back all the times I protested a nap as a child. Also, all the fuss I made when told to go to bed early, I want all those back too. I want a redo

    Dave Fontana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adulthood?! I feel like I've been a little sleepy since the day I was born

    Gabby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought "this is why I'm terrified of death"... and then I was like "ohhhhh, just aging not quite as ominous". lamo

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been sleepy since puberty...

    Grant Clemons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case anyone is wondering why so many people over a certain age drink coffee, this is why.

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    #19

    Like, Today 🙃 @myrealitysays

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when they ask me how is life....

    YHZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah. Yes. That is the entire point.

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    Sharon Kenty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is ..this.. Feel-the-pain Harold's daughter?

    H Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure depression is an introvert thing either. I'm an introvert, but I'm not sad.

    Rose Romano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depression isn't sadness. It's more like anger that can't get out. It clogs up your mind and you can't move.

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    DAVE GONZALES
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when my parents hit me and tell me to do my homework

    Yort
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s crying because she’s using Cra-z-art crayons and those are awful.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She loves what she is doing, but is upset because the blue crayon broke so she must settle for red. BTDT

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    Lola said that "laughter is a powerful thing," adding that humorizing and satirizing a mental health issue helps "take away its power over you." And she's not alone. A few months ago, for example, we covered a social media manager who said making silly comics about his depression and anxiety have helped him tremendously in dealing with them.

    Throughout the pandemic, the women behind My Therapist Says have shared and created quite many memes about quarantine, online dating, and Zoom calls, but they admitted there was an added pressure to not cross the line during a year that was clouded in tragedy.

    "Each day was a fog of uncertainty, of worry, of what news tomorrow might bring — but we knew we had a responsibility to find the lightness amidst the dark," Nora said. "We certainly felt entitled to our own grief and confusion, but it was almost therapeutic trying to alleviate other people's worry with memes so as not to focus on our own."

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    #20

    A Walking Train Wreck 💁🏼‍♀️ @mybestiesays

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why decaying things so beautiful 🤔

    Unnamed Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s because it makes it look abandoned, which therefore makes it seem secluded and far away from the humans 😉

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    Sawyer Kidder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pretty photo, I can relate to it

    Boba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My track has one step every 10 spaces

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still pointing in the right direction, just about.

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What they don't know won't hurt you...

    Emixx
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    slowly crumbling...

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    #21

    Taking The High Road @theseanodonnell

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg where do i get this on a business card for handing out in everyday life?

    KMill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite tip for a mental health boost is: Why would you take criticism from someone you would never go to for advice.

    Sofia Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I get up in the morning to find gems like this.

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    health warning please JFC I almost choked to death on my water.

    P. Mozzani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect social media comment.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will do this too xD

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    #22

    Setting The Tone For The New Year @pradahag

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make sense. With all the firework, nobody will hear the screams... That sounds creepy, but is perfect!

    Rose Romano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we have to wait for New Year's?

    Melene Majlovic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kissing thing is american - in Denmark we jump off the couch/chair, so as not to take any of the old year into the new year.

    BC_Animus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to scream coz I have no one to kiss, now I am depressed coz I have no one to scream with :(

    Bored
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you guys get to kiss someone??? Perhaps my screams were putting them off.

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    #23

    Why 👏🏻 Am 👏🏻 I 👏🏻 Like 👏🏻 This 👏🏻

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why did i say this stupid thing on 29 September 2002"?

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I lie awake at night and remember the time I missed the end of recess in elementary school. When I finally realized it I had to sneak back to class.. and everyone looked at me and giggled. That happened 40 years ago.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had this when changing my wife's car and the dealer needed the V5 document. Cue tearing the house apart to find it. It was in a box under a pile of clothes.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me its did i remember to lock the door?

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k government paperwork. I asked the other day in the city hall what i needed to do something and they asked me for my birth certificate. I gave it to them TWICE in the last years and they have it on my file. But its nit valid "bevause it needs to be a copy from the last 6 months". What? Its a birth certificate, it doesnt change! F*****g beurocrats

    Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..but sometimes people do change the name and/or sex on their birth certificates.

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    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was having a glass of red wine…now I don't

    chicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. where the hell is it. who am I without my identity

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    In October, the gang published their first self-help book, titled My Therapist Says: Advice You Should Probably (Not) Follow, which they wrote in collaboration with — guess who? — their therapists.

    "Our therapists were incredibly involved in the writing of this book, not only with the lessons they imparted on us, but the advice they took the time to give out as they heard some of the questions we were being messaged," Nora said.

    #24

    I Should’ve Just Stayed Home Tbh @myrealitysays

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    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We introverts aren't afraid of extroverts. The word you're looking for is 'annoyed'.

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We aren't afraid of extroverts. We just find them annoying.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MISSING! If found please return: pixels.

    Nubis Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, we introverts do this at home when nobody's watching us. ô.ô

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but it's their audacity to force this on others that is disturbing.

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    Sofia Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that, and I'm an ambivert-introvert hybrid

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    #25

    Wait Wut @aly__dixon

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. You've found her. She is the one.

    Roman Hans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird: a doctor who hasn't heard of climate change, inflation, health care costs, Covid, Republicans, or Donald Trump.

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had acute hives all over my body. I told my doctor that I had a lot of stress. She snapped at me "if stress caused hives, everybody would have it". Sorry doc, I guess I was adding to her stress by having a condition she couldn't cure. Btw it does go away but you never know how long it takes. Mine took roughly 7 months.

    Al Ba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine did the same thing and in that moment I realized that we all have anxiety, it's just some of us are honest with ourselves enough to call it what it is.

    Leah Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wild to me. It's on the same level as when I heard that some people don't have an inner dialogue. They just don't hear themselves. XD

    Grace Strickland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She said "lol" or she actually laughed out loud?

    Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said the same to my friend Stacy . Sure I'm miserable and depressed, lol , but everyone is that's normal . She was like, ummm no. Then she's said "I mean I am but it's still not normal" lol

    Evelyn Haskins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one doctor I wouldn't go to, Simply NOT honest!

    HorrorEyeArcade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds fake, people with good mental health dont exist

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    #26

    There’s No In Between @mypuppysays

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    Virtually Fabulous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dog can drop the ball. She also picks it back up immediately...

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older dog drops the ball but a few meters away from me... Thanks girl...

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dog loves all my family. but he will fight like he's a tiny gladiator when we have to give him a bath

    Peter Lyons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it’s not “fetch to a dog” maybe it’s that they revere the tennis ball and at first they bring it back because they can’t fathom that we threw such a wondrous thing away and then they keep the tennis ball because they don’t trust us with the tennis ball “ You’re not going to get it back because you don’t respect it— Must keep away at all cost.

    Mrt
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog is too smart for me. When I have treats, she will do anything. But when I don't, she doesn't give a sh*t that I exist.

    Kimberly Lorton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human, this isn't your ball, so come and take it!

    Sabrina Fisher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My puppy will beat me with her paws so I will throw the ball but will also fight me to the death before she would release it from her mouth. lol

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't my idea - I read it somewhere, but it worked for us. We used dog treats to teach our past dog to drop the ball. She would want the treat, so there would be an exchange. Pretty soon, we didn't need the treat and she would just drop it. Maybe it will work for you?

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    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to throw a ball for my neighbour's dog. His attitude was you threw it you pick it up

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat:hahaha I already dropped it along with everything else on the top shelf

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    #27

    Thriving ✨ @sinkintothis

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    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate, except I'm keeping the tiara. Needing a machete is no reason not to feel special.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A survivalist at heart. Girls got her priorities in the right order

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    Each of the women contributed to the book and incorporated different aspects of their lives, but it's written in a singular voice to make it more cohesive.

    "We decided to create this character, an alias almost, that embodied fractions of us all to make this wonderfully flawed whole who people could resonate with," Lola said.

    Just like their memes, this book covers the ins and outs of almost every area of one person's life!

    #28

    Thx @myrealitysays

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    Mistralok
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure. I'll bring some for myself as well and we can curl up together and play snugglebunny.

    elysse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I come too? I'll bring cookies..

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    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every Saturday morning to my hubby.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Independent? Then you will pay the bill.

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why I just imagined a lady in a business suit dress kinda thing and a low bun- I think I might need help

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lexipoo - you are doing just fine.

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    #29

    *knees Crack*

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't. i am 31 and old. i want to apologize to people that society has made feel that their natural aging process is bad or undesirable

    Rebekah Krause
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 is not old. Your brain just finished developing about 5 years ago. You have not been around as long as Bart Simpson, and he is like 10. You have more than your lifetime to go before you can even get a discount on coffee at McDonalds. 30 is not even kind of old, and normal aging is not old at 30. Sheesh.

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    Rei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In grade 1 I thought how grown up those sixth graders are. 😂😂😂

    Tobias the Tiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing. And then as soon as I got to 7th grade, I thought 6th graders were basically 6 year olds.

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    Daniel Marsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: We get old older now. When Cheers started, Norm and Cliffy were 33 and 34 years old.

    Rose Romano
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apology accepted. Wait until you get old enough to think a 30-year-old is a child. I'm 70 years old and I don't care one way or the other. It just weirds me out some times when I notice that every day there are more adults who are younger than I am. (If I had a dime for every time a stranger in the street offered to carry my groceries for me . . .)

    Eiram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hit 40 and I look 30, and I am "healthier" than I was at 20, less stressed than I was at 15, and more childlike than I was at 10, less abused than I was at 5. So my life seems to be going backwards.

    SeamusRGN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont apologise. double down. make the retirement age 45

    BC_Animus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like I keep telling people, it's all downhill from age 10...

    Linny H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry all you 30 something's! All of us 58 year olds thought the same when we were your age. What you don't know is that it's freaking nice being in your Jammie's and watching antiques roadshow at 8:00. You'll hate it when you "have to go to a party" .

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was first grade primary school I legit thought the Grade 6 kids were full blown adults

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    #30

    Ok But Why Is This The Most Accurate

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or less even! There's that, too 😉

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was like "Less than 'no pictures'!?!? Wait."

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    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when we do see each other it's like it was just yesterday

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. I text my best friend every three months, she texts me back a month later, and we’re perfectly comfortable telling each other everything :)

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 times a year??? Geez

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because when we're together, we're too busy catching up with each other and living completely in the moment. Any photos we may have were taken by others while we were completely unaware. <3

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I just realized that the last time I was in the same picture with my best friend was in high school - in the yearbook! I'm 45.

    CloudiSkies_XD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see my best friends every day.... We go to school together...

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😮 mind blown. That is so true.

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    #31

    Susan: 1 Me: 0 @mybestiesays

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    Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time I get asked. That's my answer

    Saico Hipe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My job: "Thanks for always giving 100%!" Me: "I am frankly insulted that you think this is my 100%, you get MAYBE 85%, and that's on a good day."

    Superninjatiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On facebook it says that I "Jobbar på att bli glad" which translates to: "Works at becoming happy." and it is a really hard work.

    Mazer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This brings up something I have been pondering for decades. Why do we ask what people do for a living? It’s always one of the first 10 things asked by someone new. What do you do for a living? It’s such a curious thing. Does the right answer make a person more valuable?? I don’t get it. I want to know if the person likes hiking or outdoor activities or likes movies or a particular book. I feel the work thing is just so random, especially since most people change professions more than once in a lifetime.

    #32

    Never Not Right 💁🏼‍♀️ @myrealitysays

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is google always right then?? :D

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Search history affect your results but It helps solve a lot of petty discussions. If the pumpkin came to England before the orange did, what color was it?

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those are literally my dads exact words when he is proven right in an argument with me

    Bonnie Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an argument with my step-mum once, about the purpose of the clutch pedal in a manual vehicle. I was surprised she didn't know, after all, she drove a manual, and taught driving. After me being sarcastic teenager at her, she checked the internet (pre-google), and admitted I was correct. I will forever remember this as the first time she ever apologised, then began taking me seriously as a person.

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Googles it...you're right, the vaccine DOES change your DNA! /sarcasm

    Anne Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not the issue, it's that secret tracker, shhh, tell no one. /s

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    James Arvidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite was some people at Google asking me questions and finally telling them to Google it.

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of wizard are you that Google comes to you for wisdom??

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    3 years ago

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    Kevin Camp
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    3 years ago

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    The old "blame society" excuse for everything I am too afraid to confront about myself.

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    #33

    *lights Scented Candle* @juliashiplett

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    Tobiasz Blaszczynski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2022 - hey Satan, u coming to the picnic?

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it cozy already with all this heat? Just roast marshmallows!

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2022- 'Smores anyone? Good, but we couldn't get graham crackers because, shipping. Use saltines. And chocolate cost %400 more so ....

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God we're all in hell; cause here in the UK, none of us can afford our heating bills 😭

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced that at the end of 2019, something happened and our reality jumped track and we ended up on some alternative reality. It's the only thing that makes sense.

    HorrorEyeArcade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2022: god has not abandoned us, he actively tries to sabotage us

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    #34

    Your Guess Is As Good As Mine 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    elysse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, in other words, 2021 showing 2022 around the workplace.

    Lexipoo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “So, this is where you’re supposed to kill the children”

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pennywise is thinking, "you know I'm a hundreds of thousands of years old demi-god, right? You puny little crook?

    Iggy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! Taught to me by the person-who-doesn't-have-a-breeze before me.

    pmsfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ray Charles leading Stevie Wonder.

    James Arvidson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because I started a week before them. LOL

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    #35

    *curtsies*
@the_drake_gatsby

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft I'm not depressed at all! It's super easy to just be happy. Just look at all the great things in life! Yup, no depression for me, only a healthy dose of denial!

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm doing this right now...

    Kris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the best way to relax. TV on for "company" while watching cat videos on mye phone

    Susun Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once had shingles in my eye and I played a VCR of Disney's Fantasia for almost a month to relieve my pain!

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every day, not always depressed but is sort of relax.

    Jacob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to Bored Panda...

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    #36

    Responsibilities? I Don’t Know Her @mybestiesays

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish i looked this cute though

    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, unfortunately I resemble a rabid, depressed raccoon

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    Sandra Amazing Star
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only problem here is that my hair are all messy and I look like a boiled dumpling

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But looking cute while doing it!

    #37

    Love This For Us! @mytherapisthelps

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    BookCrazyTeen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaaaaaaa the censor isn’t there

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't need reminder, we already know.

    DumYum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the correct meme as Russia invades Ukraine.

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    #38

    Lived A Little Too Young, Wild & Free 😬
#superbowl #halftime #snoopdogg

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    PebbleBoy Gaming
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he is in a constant state of being high, is he really high?

    pmsfo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. That's an early reaction. Next comes "A credit card bill? I can't pay it. Throw it away." 2. Then: "Is this thing maxed out? I'd better call for a balance increase." 3. Next: "Hello Life Lock? My card's been stolen. Someone else has been using it." 4. Finally: "What? Why can't I get approved for a new card? I don't know why my credit score is 0."

    Debra Wendell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I'm literally laughing out loud here

    Sabienn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have a credit card, don't need it where I live. So no surprises at the end of the month :)

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    #39

    It All Started The Day I Was Born @libby_grant1

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapy is not about talking, it is about medication.

    Dani Alexander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of times I have seen this pic on BP lmao

    #40

    And Just Like That @myrealitysays

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who do you think you are? Chuck Norris?

    lol idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid-19 caught Chuck Norris and has to be quarantined for 3 weeks.

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    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been tested like nine times, almost all my co-workers have caught it and I still haven't tested positive. Maybe I've been getting a lot of false negatives.

    Jjjane20
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't been tested so many times but been around so many infected people but nothing happened and I was like OK maybe I am just resistant. Until 3 weeks ago a week after 3rd shot of the vaccine I got it from my coworker. Still recovering.

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    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still haven't got it. I start to worry what does that say about my social life..

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got Covid. I kicked its bottom. It’s afraid of me now.

    May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do her hands look twice as old as her?

    The Meme Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when even a deadly disease doesnt want to be around you *sad weird noises*

    P. Mozzani
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can hide, but you can't run.

    Leah Helbig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they are starting to study healthcare workers etc.. People who are continually exposed to covid and are not vaccinated and have no natural immunity that are not getting covid. Just like with the bubonic plague there were people who werr exposed who didn't get infected. We don't know hardly anything about COVID i guarantee that in 10 years from now we will know a lot of what we thought was true about Covid isnt

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    Harnessing the humorous power of memes, the creators of 'My Therapist Says' focus on crafting relatable content that reflects the everyday struggles and quirks of modern life. Just as memes serve as a universal language to communicate shared experiences and emotions, they are used by this Instagram account to address topics like anxiety and the challenges of young adulthood.

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    For those interested in understanding how memes can capture these relatable aspects of life, it might be worth exploring where memes reflect universal truths and bring us together in shared laughter.

    #41

    Weekend Plans @myrealitysays

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is that figure so adorable on a toddler but the minute you scale it up to 5'4 it's unacceptable?! So unfair!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, I use my exercise bike

    Laci Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. THIS DESCRIBES MY WHOLE F*****G LIFE :)

    R F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Housekeeping skills level 100!

    #42

    So, Like, Every Single Time? @deeeliacai

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I'm just glad i left

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. I leave knowing I won't be invited to participate again. Win, win 😆

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I am more like "wow, they are so weird and awkward and annoying and boring... I'm glad I left this shithole."

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    #43

    Absolutely Not @mybestiesays

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i leave work I'm gonna hit the gymhahahaha good one!

    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This but also shots of tequila...

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me going to work is hitting the ground m

    just another teen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee ballllllllllllllllllllllllllsssssssssss

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    #44

    *ross Voice* I’m Fineeeee @mybestiesays

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    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the one on fire that yelling, "DON'T MIND ME! I'M OK!!"

    eimipet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On fire? You’re already Ash! (Ok I’ll leave now)

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    BAWK BAWK BAKAW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im the 2nd pic 24/7. watching the world burn from a little blanket of false comfort.

    Chris Hooley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Not cool. Ditch the burning image.

    Sushi Gurl
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    3 years ago

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    Why the f**k do you care???

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    #45

    Me @ Susan When I’m Asked To Do A Simple Task @rakeshsatyal

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be rude! I would say "excuse me WHAT"?

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably say something like: “I’m sorry for the inconvenience, but I do not think I understand fully. I hope it’s not trouble for you to explain in more detail? Only if you can of course”

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalize not replying at all

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    #46

    Memes Are My Love Language
(@muuhaamedadel)

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people ask "What's up?" and I say "Not much", I'm telling them good news.

    Pornessia Parapio
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's how I and my friends interact with eo

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    #47

    Honestly So Rude @andrearussett

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    ShadowStalker36
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    needs to be a song called "you make it hard to lose weight"

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    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher 🤣

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    #48

    “Blessing Your Timeline ✨” @tragicallyhere

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything weird is good to send to friends, not only dogs. Cats do very well too!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's too good to be true.

    #49

    *stops For Iced Coffee* @myrealitysays

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time travelling should be a thing by now

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get up at 7:59 AM, travel forward to 5:01 PM.

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's Doc Brown when you need him?

    #50

    Santa Doesn’t Deliver Serotonin 🤷🏼‍♀️ @jaronmyers

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    Lorna Skinner Emmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fine until she passes away and find the gifts you gave her unopened from the packaging they came in. Just dated when she got the gift an from whom. Sad but true. Spend more time with loved/like ones. It's better on you and them

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    #51

    Bonjour Bitches @mypuppysays

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yo you wanna play mario kart? i promise to stop pushing you in the grass

    Sushi Gurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’ve made it this far in the thread congrats im right here w you

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    #52

    Merry Drunk I’m Christmas 💁🏼‍♀️ @hoegivesnofucks

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    El muerto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't condone morning drinking I partake, but don't condone

    #53

    Kind Regards @tevonblair

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    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Accidentally” remove ‘hesitate to’ so it says ‘Please do not reach out with any questions’

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    iffypedia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well its awkward to ask the questions so yeah hesitate anyway

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even hesitate. Just DON'T!

    #54

    How’s A Girl Supposed To Bring Her 12 Step Skincare Routine On Vacation?!? @thephotogenicist

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where were you when your worker stole all my s**t

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    #55

    Please Leave By 9 @myrealitysays

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My introvert self would never let me be in this predicament mainly cause I would never host a party

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    #56

    Those Who Actually Watch The Movie And Those Who Fall Asleep In The First Two Minutes. @nottheworstmom

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is so true! My husband is the early riser I'm still not asleep at 5am today.

    Jill Pulcifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, my husband is in bed by 11pm and up by 8 even on weekends. Today I woke up at noon and was happy I didn't sleep in.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I thought when I heard that 청하's song where she's singing "oh, no! It's already 12 o'clock!" (roughly translated from Korean), when I grew up with Vanna singing "It's only 12 o'clock, the night is still long" (roughly translated from Croatian)

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the second and i don't think i could marry the first! We are not compatible!!

    2x4b523p
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am most productive from 10pm to 3am. Best time for some organizing, decluttering and cleaning. My husband turns the TV on at 8pm and promptly falls asleep. 10pm to him is middle of the night.

    #57

    Brb Spiralling @myrealitysays

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    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take me back. These past three years have been hell, I wanna be happy again.

    Stein-Inge Kummeneje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, 2019 would be 2 years (and one day) ago.

    #58

    Just Trying To Get Through This Week, Every Week. @juan_amayah

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me trying to make it through February when i already feel like it's December

    Lorna Skinner Emmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. I try to make it through this long October since my mum died and it's almost March now

    Julian McCallum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    January is cursed, especially this year.

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    #59

    Hello Darkness My Old Friend 🎶

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who give that kind of shitty advice deserve a slap straight to the face.

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    #60

    Business Woman Special @mypuppysays

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can delete that??

    Magdalena Bedernik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I got that message from my brother, I thought he was making a point that he had an iPhone. When I got it repeatedly I realized it wasn't him writing it...

    #61

    What Year Is It @myrealitysays

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    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but not until I was 51.

    Lorna Skinner Emmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try being 52 and still having the naked a school dream

    Jude Ogle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday but I actually missed the bus

    #62

    Why Are You The Way That You Are @myrealitysays

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    King Joffrey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story of my life... and I've actually had a pretty successful career to date.

    Juliana Rodrigues
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but if you leave things further, then you have more experience to do... hahah

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    #63

    26 Going On 96. #superbowl #jlo #shakira

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    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then there's Tina Turner who just might be able to dance circles around both of them.

    Jasper Cool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would imagine dancing for 20-30 years or more would keep you in pretty good shape. JLo started as a dancer so this really isn't surprising.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get paid half as much as them, you would dance your ass off too.

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    #64

    Love A Good Grocery Store Cry! @mytherapisthelps

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    Lorna Skinner Emmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt it. I work at a grocery store. I go home to get a mental health break

    Ashley Harrold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Every time I need a break I go to a store XD

    #66

    I Don’t Have Time For Your Shit, Susan @kevinfarzad

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    ButterflyMcQueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My workday is 3.5 hours long and I get paid for 6, unless I work 6 or more then I get paid what I work. My break is 4 hours and I make a living wage.

    Veronica Connelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well rub it in, will ya?! Lol jealous as F**K. Congratulations. I hate you. Lol but really though, congrats. That's what's up!!!

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    Shelby P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with a 45 minute lunch break

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    #68

    I Deserve It💅🏻 @jersing

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, every afternoon on my way to snacksville, because I feel I deserve it even though I did nothing to specifically deserve it.

    #69

    Currently 💁🏼‍♀️ @simoncholland

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    #70

    Honestly Not Even Sure What “In It” Means

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    Lorna Skinner Emmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Sorry I missread it to read 'Sorry I'm out of today. ' As in I have no more energy for any more drama or crap the day wants to throw at me. I reached my quota for the day

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    #71

    Anxiety Level: Expert @myrealitysays

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    Stephan Henkel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeeeh have you seen that video? That dude actually turns the fckin car on that road.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just drive over and jump out of the car you'll probably live!

    tail_bite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive seen this clip and they managed it, but i get what your saying

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    #72

    Napping Is A Skill Right? Right. @mybestiesays

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mom on the weekends... I swear she just hibernates

    #73

    Thriving 🙃🙃🙃
#superbowl #halftimeshow #snoopdogg

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so appropriate I actually felt light-headed for some seconds

    #74

    And Yet Looking At My Dating History, I Still Have No Taste🤷🏼‍♀️ @mybestiesays

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    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    covid must have dropped its standards since i got it not too long ago

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I got it three times- well the different variants

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    #77

    Why 👏🏻 Am 👏🏻 I 👏🏻 Like 👏🏻 This 👏🏻 @g.roth

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    Palo Sulek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    black hole sun won't you come

    Alexej Dvorak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do small chores more often if I turned into Anne Hathaway afterwards.

    Pat Head
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everyone clapped.

    #78

    I Don’t Know What “Well” Even Means Anymore Tbh @myrealitysays

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    WildHoneyPie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woke up today with my back hurting. It was fine when I went to bed. Like, wtf? Why is my back hurting from Sleeping?!

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this on a spiritual level.

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    #79

    It’s What I Do Best Tbh 💁🏼‍♀️ @myrealitysays

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wait till 12. I had about 5 beers before 5AM. Ya gotta really want it!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depressed alcoholic housewives?

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    #80

    Simpler Times @gianmarcosoresi

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans in 1349 were all "I'ma go out to the country for a few days 'til this Black Death thing is over."

    September
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figured it would last 3 to 5 years, but then I read alot of history. It's not over yet.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like three whole years, and this is only beginning.

    #81

    See You Never, Susan!
(@tipsydrunk)

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    Theo Blackwood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for three hours off and I was denied. So I called in sick and took the whole day.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not "request" but "information". You don't ask them for permission, you inform them.

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    #83

    It’s A Daily Struggle

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    FanOfWeird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "URGHHGHGHGHGHG" *falls outa bed* aw come on

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    #84

    The Scariest Of Sunday Scaries @myrealitysays

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    foxking
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes life will haunt you till you die

    #86

    Living My Best Life @emotionallyboujee

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so this isn't just normal in everyones house?

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    #87

    Monday Mood 🙃 @mybestiesays

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    J Rob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2EI65ZEqYQ

    Karla Guenard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we were told that we couldnt hear a picture! Well….

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    #88

    “I Just Think It’s Funny How”

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hmmm... I'm bored... Let's be mad at him for no reason... Yeah... It will sustain the fear...."

    #90

    Wait People Stopped Doing This? @mybestiesays

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another daily routine. Yall don't live like this daily?

    Kanuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to work...till real friday.

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    #91

    You’re Doing Amazing Sweetie @mybestiesays

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    #92

    “I’ve Been Suuuper Busy!”
(@gaymemekween)

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    #93

    Riding The Fam Phone Plan For Eternity @myrealitysays

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby and I do this with my adult step son (his son). He plays his portion and the bill is cheaper. Works great with responsible adult children.

    Jasper Cool
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could never be on my parents plan because they don't pay things on time. Actually nobody in my family pays things on time but me which kinda sucks

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    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much keeping the adult kids on both the phone and the car insurance until they get married. It's just a lot cheaper that way.

    #94

    See You Never Susan 👋🏻
(@lance_thewrapper)

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    Stephanie IV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that fashion. Yoiks.

    Unnamed Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious 🎶

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    #95

    This Counts As Exercise Right? Right.

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    #97

    Not Me Stopping For Iced Coffee When I’m Already Late 💁🏼‍♀️ @mytherapisthelps

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    #98

    My Work Here Is Done 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻
(@nearlynarcissistic)

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    #99

    Boy Byeeee 👋🏻 @a.memeingless.life

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time, in 1927, my grandfather's older brother came home from school, shoved his school books in the woodstove and left. They got a postcard from him 35 years later saying he was fine. This is a true story.

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    #100

    Me? Spiralling? Neverrrrrr @futuremindreader

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    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like some of these were meant to be GIFs.

    #101

    Ok But Also Me Jumping To Conclusions
(@kadenmusprime)

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