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Just yesterday, the amazing TV host Jimmy Fallon started a new Twitter hashtag game #MyTeacherIsWeird. He asked people to tweet something funny, weird or embarrassing about their teachers, and Twitter has been blowing up since!
Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of the best #MyTeacherIsWeird tweets so far. From calling the cops because a student made her a clock to having rap battles with students who hadn't done their homework - we've got it all. Take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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over opinionated 9 years ago
That gives you a free pass. you shut up, I shut up. You tell the principal, so do I. Your good :-)
Edwin Miranda 6 years ago
My teacher said that aliens get in your brains until she made a weird a*s scream
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
Our football coach and perineal would have three hour liquid lunches.
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Penelope Mussen 9 years ago
We had that and then the same poor teacher got both brothers children.
Karla Kelly-Edwards 9 years ago
This is what it was like for me..... As soon as they seen the last name - Kelly - it is 'are these your brothers then' Yep.. They unfortunately Sure are..
Mhairi Torrance 9 years ago
I had that from before my first day at high school (my dad was a teacher at the same school)
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Luis Milian 9 years ago
he just taught you a life lesson. have other work for you, don't work for others! lol
Elke Lesnipnil 9 years ago
Our German teacher presented the class videos (that was in the late 70th) about medial care, series like Dr. med. Marcus Welby and comparable german series. We had to write a lot of essays about this themes ... A few years later she write her dissertation about medical series and what its meaning for spectators.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
At least she was cool about it. She's got better self confidence then I do. I'd be gone so fast.
Ben Lavalleur 9 years ago
Hopefully she looked like Danica McKeller (winnie from wonder years) rather than a lot of my math teachers.
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SSBRocks3 8 years ago
I can't believe that happened almost two years ago...
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Kawaii Lemon 8 years ago
There's a little thing called "Look and make sure it's a clock before you assume it's a bomb"
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Dats A Gator 9 years ago
My teacher had a fart sound button and he would press it while this one kid presented and would blame it on him
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.gas. 9 years ago
He should have brought in a fake finger one time and said it regenerated. :-)
Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
Should have told the teacher "That finger has been missing for years... I thought you'd have grown a new one by now".
Andrássy Dóra 9 years ago
My Uncle did the same thing. We were young and we totally believed him every damn time. We were stupid and he enjoyed it waay too much. 'It was a shark. It was Santa. It was Rambo with a machete. Darth Vader cut it off with a lightsaber. Grandma bit it because I didnt eat my veggies.'
Andrássy Dóra 9 years ago
My uncle did the same thing when we were young and we totally believed him every damn time. We were stupid and he enjoyed it waay too much. "It was shark. It was Santa. It was Rambo with a big machete. Darth Vader cut it off with a lightsaber. Grandma bit it.
Phi-Anh Young 9 years ago
My daughter has a chunk missing out of her eat and I enchorage her to tell a different insane story whenever she is asked
Justin Whittenburg 9 years ago
My teacher in fifth grade told me a booger bit off his finger. He actually cut part of his finger off making a paddle.
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Marla Cundiff 9 years ago
My father has said this since we kids were knee-high to a grasshopper! LOL
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Cassie 9 years ago
In some cultures, if you compliment a thing, the owner feels obligated to give it to you. I wonder if this teacher was from one of those cultures?
Meyer Weinstock 9 years ago
Yes, I have given away ties to my students, for years...
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Meyer Weinstock 9 years ago
I've done this numerous times....I wonder if he was in my class...
Barbara Berg 9 years ago
Or maybe she liked it so much and he didn't and thought it might be a good reason to give it to her.
Catalina Ioan 9 years ago
My guess is he hated the damn thing, and was more than happy with any excuse to get rid of it :)
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chocolander 9 years ago
It's more like indirectly telling the kids not to wear drooping pants that leaves their underwear exposed to the public
Shannamrichardson 9 years ago
Sharpie in hand, I hope he also crossed out the 's'. I read contempt for inappropriate dress, not excuses to touch students' underwear.
Cordélia Leite 9 years ago
Wow, that's very strange and inappropriate! And no, the kids didn't ask for that!
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Brigitte 9 years ago
God dammit. It took me way too long to find out what he/she meant by loan. I hate it when good jokes are ruined by bad grammar.
Joyce Siebert 9 years ago
My History teacher threw a book at a boy during class because he was making fun of him....The next day, the teacher fell asleep during class and the boy threw the book back at him and hit him the head...
Marty Sunderland 9 years ago
Autocorrect? Maybe, Hans: Same as with, and imprecise, not unprecise
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Jace 9 years ago
Depending on the age, maybe. But really, why are we so terrified of the notion of our parents having sex, let alone other relationships before they met each other?
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guess 9 years ago
My middle school science teacher takes blood samples from his pets for class experiments *shrugs*
Flora Polvado 9 years ago
Sorry, her husband had a student do this with her dead cat. Mr. Meowser's skeleton is on her fireplace mantel. In the living room.
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
I actually wish my teachers back in my high school days were like that. Most of them were really edgy and always pissed off. I went to an all Greek high school
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Christina Kernachan 9 years ago
That's not creepy... I do that all the time...😕
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Joan Stanley 9 years ago
Oh, I wish I had thought of that! Repeating the same class over and over is not as easy as you would think.
The Alchemist 9 years ago
I had a math teacher that gave us the work, then watched football. He hardly ever actually explained anything.
over opinionated 9 years ago
Super bowl time there was no class in grade 5 just football and playtime Mr Gallagher was the best.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I need this knowledge. Could you post that recipe on yumly... could ya?
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Hannah Dobbs 9 years ago
Lol if I were that teacher I would randomly walk around the students and fart blaming one of them
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Ian Taggart 5 years ago
Yeah. Dates arranged by someone else never end well.
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"Honey, he sells popcorn. I know girls now a days LOVE popcorn. And I know you're a girl..."
Shauday Smith 9 years ago
buahahah! i hope that's what the teacher said! best comment.
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Yordanka Petrova 9 years ago
My geology professor used to do that - she put some pictures of her son (he starred in toothpaste commercial) in geology maps and distributed them only among the girls.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Nothing would make him stop faster. Confuse to defuse I like to say.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Beetlejuice quote the scene near the end where Lydia was to marry him to save the deets's
Alexandrea Jamieson 9 years ago
My grade 8 teach use to yell out 'hey! Don't get...' and we'd yell back 'Eliminate!'
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Daniel Fleming 9 years ago
Anyone else notice the fact that this guys name is Tim Drake? (Robin's realname is Tim Drake.)
the derp king (Liam) 9 years ago
Last time I heard, it wasn't. But idiot scientists could have changed that
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Katarzyna Cz 9 years ago
My friend claimed that in high school he wrote a recipe for pancakes in the middle of the essay and got 4 (good grade)
Mystery Enigma 8 years ago
My friend wrote her entire essay (including quotes) rhyming and got 80% Most impressive...
Joshua David 9 years ago
Lol I once wrote a french essay and about a paragraph in I decided to just copy paste the words creme glace for the rest. Got 100% for writing ice cream.
The Alchemist 9 years ago
In seventh grade the teacher graded if the paper was filled out and never actually read it. I wrote down purple banana a lot and a bunch of science words if I didn't know the answer.
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
HAHA our Religion teacher used to read out his diary entries about his girlfriend at the time and used to tell us about their relationship problems...
SnoConeGlobe 9 years ago
My 7th grade social studies teacher did the same, haha. If we ever had to do worksheets she'd shop and have it up on the digital board thing for everyone to see and give their opinions while we worked.
The Alchemist 9 years ago
One teacher had us go online and do his Black Friday shopping for an assignment.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Sounds like a stoner (being high hotdogs and peanut butter was a wonderful taste sensation when I was a teen)
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
That's great haha! I had a voicemail thing like that many years ago. My music tutor thought it was hilarious
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Rose Civitts 9 years ago
they can look at the menu they just can't order lol
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Jennifer Hord 9 years ago
my college professor for economics, by contrast, had to "fast forward" through the sex scene in Wall Street. No lie.
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brandon sat 9 years ago
i think these tweets were supposed to be real, not part of some stand up routine.
Annie Max 9 years ago
what's not real? homescoolers parents are there teachers. enough so that they can get techers discounts in stores. at least i know mine did.
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Inga Labutytė-Atkočaitienė 9 years ago
Hahaha , oh, probably the only situation Jesus really helps you to pass the test!
Katinka Min 9 years ago
It's opressive if you get extra credit for it. I mean, really, extra credit on a test for randomly writing religious phrases on it???
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Dats A Gator 9 years ago
My teacher used to take shoes from students if they misbehaved or asked for a pencil.
Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Was he Greek? Mostly Greeks do this. How do I know? Because I'm Greek
Amanda Parks 9 years ago
I had 7th grade teacher that did this. Her aim was terrible. It sucked being in the seat in front of the class idiot.
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The Alchemist 9 years ago
We had eight people in the class so we just B.S.ed and when someone entered we talked about paradiddles.
Henry Russell 4 years ago
im guessing she was a teacher for a day and was fired from every school she worked in
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Maddie McBride 9 years ago
Ur Jeff The Killer I'm pretty sure u need Jesus more than us lol
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They might need to calm down but nobody needs a fantasy character
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
And what? This is not weird, this is enjoying your life and taking opportunities.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I like that. Although I always said that about an infant (bun fresh out of the oven = fully cooked human)
Henry Russell 4 years ago
and kids a under cooked grandadults are over cooked and babies are frozen
Talha Khalid 9 years ago
My math teacher is going to teach us a theorem called sandwitch theorem I said we better get this theorem during break for lunch
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Maybe it's just the clothes he is comfortable in... Don't be so pretentious you think everyone revolves around you.
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Kotoni 9 years ago
Guess all teachers who teach science are a little loopy and vengeful. Back in Year 3 (I was 8) our teacher was teaching us science, since primary school had one teacher per class, not subject. Our year group was split into two classes, and the other Year 3 class was above us. Every day they'd stomp around and scrape the chairs and be noisy. During science, the teacher had a ball. I think she was teaching gravity or force or something like that. She threw the ball up while explaining, it hit the ceiling and then she caught it. She then looked up at the ceiling and threw the ball a few more times, chanting "Revenge! Revenge!" Later had to explain to one of my then best friends what the noise was. (She was also born on February 29th, and that year had February 29th. She came in wearing a t-shirt that said "I am 9 today!" )
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Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
It's stupid. The point of discussing with someone with more knowledge is to learn from them and actually discuss the matter.
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Hans 9 years ago
If she teached economics or political science (corruption) she did brilliantly!
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Jace 9 years ago
Sex does not need to lead to reproduction... You can be a fan of the one and not have the other.
over opinionated 9 years ago
I have a problem with lots of kids (we have too many people as is) but that I would not admit to proudly
over opinionated 9 years ago
I've got a problem with lots of kids (there's enough people already) but that I would not admit proudly
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Sounds like the end of an episode, that leaves you thinking...until the next season
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BILL CIPHER! 4 years ago
Are you under the influence? Just a little worried for you
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Rachael Leventhal 9 years ago
Yes, the teacher is weird, but what's weirder is that you can't understand something my kids both understood in preschool.
Kalikima 8 years ago
Well clearly the teacher had no idea either, since 'lamp up the shirt' is the stupidest way to explain it that I've ever heard of, and I was a teaching assistant in a fifth grade class for 3 yrs..
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Sophia Marotta 9 years ago
I question teachers sanity and qualification to teach us if this is their idea of funny. Must be the bad pay checks rubbing off on them.
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
My ex friends call me weird. I laugh at it every time. I'm like "ha! That's a compliment". But yeah, totally inappropriate for a teacher to call you that though
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over opinionated 9 years ago
That's a $200 savings I'm going to her class and yawning... I'm due for a check up
the derp king (Liam) 9 years ago
JESUS $200?!? It costs €50 for 3 people in Ireland
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Rose Civitts 9 years ago
I had a teacher see us watch the clock counting the minutes until his class was over so in the middle of a lesson he reached up and ripped the clock right off of the wall.
The Alchemist 9 years ago
My history professor has a clock with a note taped to it that says "Time is passing, are you?"
Rachael Leventhal 9 years ago
My 3rd grader started wearing a watch to avoid annoying his teachers.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
That's some good advice there... teach your class the fine art of prostitution
HappyPanda 9 years ago
You had a "sex class teacher"? I think you mean a sec education teacher. I'm sure the teacher didn't teach how to have sex.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
What the hell is wrong with him... good reflexes though... Still catch and set free.
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The Alchemist 9 years ago
Harrison Ford said his cars came in "Any color you want as long as it's black."
Anne Cox 9 years ago
Uh, Ford said it, but it was not Harrison Ford the movie star . . . It was Henry Ford, I believe
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Jim Carrey: "The pen is blue, the pen is blue, THE GODDAMN PEN IS BLUE!"
over opinionated 9 years ago
Well there's so many to choose from. wine, burgundy, rose, blood, cherry... I could go on...
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Sounds like he should be a priest. Everything except what he does is the devil and he's all hot for minors sounds like a priest to me
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Annoying but useful my gr 6 science teacher said “your cranium protects your brainium" never forgot it
the derp king (Liam) 9 years ago
How clever, and you said you weren't highly educated
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HappyPanda 9 years ago
Your "maths" teacher? And I'm quite sure that was incredibly inappropriate and possibly grounds to be fired. Wth?
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Lazy Panda 9 years ago
Maybe you should have been learning grammar instead of going on this "rode trip"
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Georgia Stergiadis 9 years ago
Maybe the student is homeless? If that's the case, that's really good on the teacher. My I.T. teacher used to invite us to her house to study for exams. She was one of the nicest teachers I have ever had. Very attentive to her students and extremely helpful.
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Rachael Leventhal 9 years ago
Most schools have a dress code that forbids references to sex, drugs, or violence.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Maybe it's a sweet little grandma type who was giving her support like a mother to her child. My grandfather helped a 5 year old female student do up her fly on her pants and was in trouble for potential sexual harassment. It could be just as innocent as my grandfather was.
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Rachael Leventhal 9 years ago
But you'll probably remember it forever, so it got the job done.
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Donny Cromwell 9 years ago
Maybe he thinks the same thing. You stare right into his eyes when you walk by him.
over opinionated 9 years ago
Unless there under age then your just straight up a pedo sleeze
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Holleigh Bennett 9 years ago
I guess because the teacher spoke with a texan accent their students would have picked up on it too
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Roo Gauba 9 years ago
My family law lecturer use to give us scenarios on how she would leave her husband and then how much she can get from him once the divorce was final. And her husband, a barrister, taught constitutional law and tells us family law lawyers aren't real lawyers. However this is all banter and they are loved up as ever.
Hans 9 years ago
Most of these tweers seem to originate from the US. It would be fun to see whether weird teachers in othet countries do similar or different things.
Mei Writer 9 years ago
My Social Studies teacher was having a lecture (class was at 6PM) when the power went off. She went to her desk, opened her drawer and brought out candles. She lighted the candles, pass it on the whole class and proceeded with the lesson.
ShadowShini Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 9 years ago
I had one weird teacher...she during lunch she exchanged her bread and butter with a student for fried rice, then exchanged that with another for something else until she found bread and chicken sausages....I ended up with eating noodles with a spoon...
Roo Gauba 9 years ago
My family law lecturer use to give us scenarios on how she would leave her husband and then how much she can get from him once the divorce was final. And her husband, a barrister, taught constitutional law and tells us family law lawyers aren't real lawyers. However this is all banter and they are loved up as ever.
Hans 9 years ago
Most of these tweers seem to originate from the US. It would be fun to see whether weird teachers in othet countries do similar or different things.
Mei Writer 9 years ago
My Social Studies teacher was having a lecture (class was at 6PM) when the power went off. She went to her desk, opened her drawer and brought out candles. She lighted the candles, pass it on the whole class and proceeded with the lesson.
ShadowShini Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ 9 years ago
I had one weird teacher...she during lunch she exchanged her bread and butter with a student for fried rice, then exchanged that with another for something else until she found bread and chicken sausages....I ended up with eating noodles with a spoon...
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