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61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate
Kids say the darndest things, as we all know by now. They are also prone to inadvertently drawing outrageously rude things, as we pointed out in a previous post. Turns that they give hilariously inappropriate greetings cards too!
From innocent, unfortunate spelling mistakes that turn something like word ‘whole’ into a startling insult, to brutally honest take-downs made with the sweetest of intentions, this list compiled by Bored Panda has it all.
Scroll down to check it out, and feel free to add your own funny kid’s cards in the comments!
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#1
If I Had A Different Mom
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#2
My Friends Little Son Gave His Teacher A Get Well Card
#3
In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me
#4
Valentines Day Card From A Student
#5
Kid's "Glad You're Not Dead" Gift To Grandpa
#6
A Card From My 5-Year-Old Daughter Hoping I Win Lots Of “Pennies” At The Casinos In Vegas
Final score:
229points
#7
My Best Friend Is An Elementary School Teacher. Her Students Are Writing Postcards To Veterans. This Happened
#8
My Kid Gift Card
#9
One Of My Girlfriends Students Gave Her This Card For Her Birthday
#11
As If Being Deployed For Valentines Day Isn't Bad Enough... Thanks Donovan
#12
Dear Dad, You May Not Look Handsome
#13
My Friend Turned 21 Today, His Little Sister Wrote Him A Custom Card
#14
Look, A Fathers Day Card From My 10yo Daughter. How Sweet... Wait What?
#15
Found This "Gift" I Gave My Mom When I Was 8-Years-Old
#16
My Young Niece And I Send Each Other Funny Cards In The Mail Sometimes. Her Latest One Really Cut Me Deep
#17
My Friend's Son Made This For Father's Day
#18
Found This Vaguely Threatening Valentine Card In A Box Of Keepsakes
#19
Great Birthday Card I Saw On Twitter This 11 Year Old Gets Life.
#20
A Single Friend's Student Drew This Picture For Her
#21
One-Year Veganniversary Card From My 9 Year Old Daughter
#22
Kids Are Brutally Honest
Sancha Fung 7 years ago
At least this kid didn't write who their 1st fav teacher was!!! Best kept between himself and god
#23
I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"...
#24
My Son's Chemistry Teacher Asked Him To Make A Valentine's Day Card Related To Chemistry. The Second Image Says It All
Ladies and Gentlemen 7 years ago
I Could use that. I had to google up to make sure what I am seeing is correct and it is. This kid gonna be a stud.
#25
My Wife Works At The Va Where School Kids Dropped Off Cards. The Elderly Vet That Got This One Responded: "I'm Not Dead Yet!"
#26
Amazing Valentines Day Card Of Mom Sharing Love While Dad Shares Gas
Victor Calamity 7 years ago
"daddy sang bass / mama sang tenor / me and little brother would join right in there..."
#27
My Friends Daughter Had A School Assignment To Draw "Family Card"
Jenna Bois 7 years ago
My (now adult) cousin did this when she was 5 or 6. The teacher told the kids to draw something their mother really loved, and my cousin drew a bottle of my aunt's favourite beer. We still laugh about it.
#28
My 11 Year Old Son's Christmas Gift To Me
James A. Smith Jr. 7 years ago
Thank you. Please keep adding over the years. I would at least like to retire before being committed. Love you..
#29
My Cousin Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her
#30
The Difference Between An "L" And An "R"
Victor Calamity 7 years ago
"But, Daddy, that's what you call Mommy when she's not here--" "LA LA LA LA LA NEVER MIND, AMY!"
#31
I'm On An Air Force Base In Korea, We Got Christmas Cards From School Kids Last Year And This One Is Hanging In The Office
#32
My Brother Just Opened His Card From My 5 Year Old Niece. His Name Is Kurt
Sarah Figini 7 years ago
Reminds me of an awkward conversation with my 10yo niece this summer. "Aunty Sarah, whats a c*nt?" She saw my wifi password. I told her she misread it, the password is CANT. PHEW
#33
My Wife Is Sick. My Daughter Drew A Picture On A Get Well Soon Card
Victor Calamity 7 years ago
"Daddy, what did Mommy mean when she said this was not 'drawn to scale'"...?
#34
My Kids Gift Card
#35
A 9-Yr Old Made A Birthday Card For My Sister
#36
Our Family Is The Most Inpotent!
Victor Calamity 7 years ago
Dad: "Aw, honey, you misspelled a word." Mom (muttering): "No, she didn't...."
#37
My Friend Got This Card From A Little Kid On Her Birthday
#38
While We Are Still Laughing At Little Kids' Phallic Drawings, Here Is A Father's Day Card From A Friend's Student
#39
Card From My Kid
#40
Shirt Happens. Or It Doesn’t
Sheila Weila 7 years ago
While teaching 1st grade, we came to the spelling lesson with the word SHIRT. Nearly half of the kids left out the R.
#41
Unpacking Boxes From Moving And I Found This Note I Wrote My Mom One
#42
An Apology Card From A Kid. I Don't Know What To Think
#43
Present From My Daughter
#44
My Bf's Brother Was In The Military And He Got This Card From A Kid For Veteran's Day Today
#45
When Your Kid Adds From Himself To A Mother's Day Card
#46
My 11yr Old Got Me This Card For Father's Day. Thanks, Son...
#47
This Is The Christmas Card My 9 Year Old Niece Gave My Sister. Kids Are So Painfully Honest
#48
My Son's Christmas Card Design
Victor Calamity 7 years ago
[Sifting through possible punchlines] ...nope ...nope...that'll get me banned...that'll get me banned...nope...nope
#49
Cupid's Arrow Stuck In A Head Is Definitely Not A Big Deal
#50
My Kid Made His Buddy A Birthday Card
#52
My Co-Worker Got A Nice Card For Mother's Day. Her Kids Had Some Trouble Drawing A Pointing Hand Though...
#53
My Daughter Has A Future With Hallmark Greeting Cards
Sol Connor 7 years ago
That last bit has been written in different handwriting, I feel like someone is making Allison look worse than she is, she was obviously only kidding.
#54
My Kids Aren't Allowed To Buy My Christmas Card, They Have To Make It. I Got This Gem
Victor Calamity 7 years ago
I had to downvote this one because of the racist bit. This is the first one on the list (currently it's #22) that I would consider inappropriate.
#55
My Birthday Card
Final score:
7points
#57
Ok , Don't Be Surprised If U Let Kiddies Have A Go At Writing Birthday Messages On The Special Birthday Notebook To The Star Of The Party
#58
Kids Are Brutal. Valentines Cards
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What do you think ?
varwenea 7 years ago
Kids are rather scary these days. And their obsession with death 💀. Yikes.
Black Dahlia 7 years ago
When I was 16 I made my grandmother a birthday card with a decrepit, old lady and the words "YO, GRANNY..." on the front. Inside it said "...you're old as s**t, why don't you die?" Luckily she had a great sense of humor and loved it. On her next birthday she was dead of colon cancer. P.S.: The kids above are 1 for 7 on spelling "you're".
Mark Smallman 7 years ago
I think it is strange that some of those veterans cards/message were allowed to be sent in the first place. Does no one check or proof read them first? Okay,in a child's eyes there is nothing wrong with them and i hope the person on the receiving end can see that too,but even so,some of them are a little to close to being in slightly poor taste.
varwenea 7 years ago
Kids are rather scary these days. And their obsession with death 💀. Yikes.
Black Dahlia 7 years ago
When I was 16 I made my grandmother a birthday card with a decrepit, old lady and the words "YO, GRANNY..." on the front. Inside it said "...you're old as s**t, why don't you die?" Luckily she had a great sense of humor and loved it. On her next birthday she was dead of colon cancer. P.S.: The kids above are 1 for 7 on spelling "you're".
Mark Smallman 7 years ago
I think it is strange that some of those veterans cards/message were allowed to be sent in the first place. Does no one check or proof read them first? Okay,in a child's eyes there is nothing wrong with them and i hope the person on the receiving end can see that too,but even so,some of them are a little to close to being in slightly poor taste.
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