Kids say the darndest things, as we all know by now. They are also prone to inadvertently drawing outrageously rude things, as we pointed out in a previous post. Turns that they give hilariously inappropriate greetings cards too!

From innocent, unfortunate spelling mistakes that turn something like word ‘whole’ into a startling insult, to brutally honest take-downs made with the sweetest of intentions, this list compiled by Bored Panda has it all.

Scroll down to check it out, and feel free to add your own funny kid’s cards in the comments!

#1

If I Had A Different Mom

If I Had A Different Mom

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Maike
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

awwwwww... there you go!- she loves you truely...

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#2

My Friends Little Son Gave His Teacher A Get Well Card

My Friends Little Son Gave His Teacher A Get Well Card

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#3

In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

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#4

Valentines Day Card From A Student

Valentines Day Card From A Student

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#5

Kid's "Glad You're Not Dead" Gift To Grandpa

Kid's "Glad You're Not Dead" Gift To Grandpa

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Hans
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you try to imagine how the child thought, this is a very personal and well-meant gift!

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#6

A Card From My 5-Year-Old Daughter Hoping I Win Lots Of “Pennies” At The Casinos In Vegas

A Card From My 5-Year-Old Daughter Hoping I Win Lots Of “Pennies” At The Casinos In Vegas

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varwenea
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, maybe mommy does want to get some penis too. She read mommy's mind...

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#7

My Best Friend Is An Elementary School Teacher. Her Students Are Writing Postcards To Veterans. This Happened

My Best Friend Is An Elementary School Teacher. Her Students Are Writing Postcards To Veterans. This Happened

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Chyppa Homer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the saying does go : Make love not war, soooo...

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#8

My Kid Gift Card

My Kid Gift Card

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#9

One Of My Girlfriends Students Gave Her This Card For Her Birthday

One Of My Girlfriends Students Gave Her This Card For Her Birthday

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varwenea
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, the kid is right. Now, she just need to reply, "Right back at ya!"

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#11

As If Being Deployed For Valentines Day Isn't Bad Enough... Thanks Donovan

As If Being Deployed For Valentines Day Isn't Bad Enough... Thanks Donovan

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Hans
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alas, this child is more realistic about military service than most of us.

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#12

Dear Dad, You May Not Look Handsome

Dear Dad, You May Not Look Handsome

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#13

My Friend Turned 21 Today, His Little Sister Wrote Him A Custom Card

My Friend Turned 21 Today, His Little Sister Wrote Him A Custom Card

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Ana Breeze
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awww...That's a smart way to say you're worthless. XD

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#14

Look, A Fathers Day Card From My 10yo Daughter. How Sweet... Wait What?

Look, A Fathers Day Card From My 10yo Daughter. How Sweet... Wait What?

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#15

Found This "Gift" I Gave My Mom When I Was 8-Years-Old

Found This "Gift" I Gave My Mom When I Was 8-Years-Old

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#16

My Young Niece And I Send Each Other Funny Cards In The Mail Sometimes. Her Latest One Really Cut Me Deep

My Young Niece And I Send Each Other Funny Cards In The Mail Sometimes. Her Latest One Really Cut Me Deep

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#17

My Friend's Son Made This For Father's Day

My Friend's Son Made This For Father's Day

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#18

Found This Vaguely Threatening Valentine Card In A Box Of Keepsakes

Found This Vaguely Threatening Valentine Card In A Box Of Keepsakes

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#19

Great Birthday Card I Saw On Twitter This 11 Year Old Gets Life.

Great Birthday Card I Saw On Twitter This 11 Year Old Gets Life.

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Jill Rhoads
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As they say, It’s a slippery slope...

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#20

A Single Friend's Student Drew This Picture For Her

A Single Friend's Student Drew This Picture For Her

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#21

One-Year Veganniversary Card From My 9 Year Old Daughter

One-Year Veganniversary Card From My 9 Year Old Daughter

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#22

Kids Are Brutally Honest

Kids Are Brutally Honest

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Sancha Fung
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least this kid didn't write who their 1st fav teacher was!!! Best kept between himself and god

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#23

I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"...

I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"...

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Neeraj Jha
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*So many inappropriate jokes* My head will explode...

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#24

My Son's Chemistry Teacher Asked Him To Make A Valentine's Day Card Related To Chemistry. The Second Image Says It All

My Son's Chemistry Teacher Asked Him To Make A Valentine's Day Card Related To Chemistry. The Second Image Says It All

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I Could use that. I had to google up to make sure what I am seeing is correct and it is. This kid gonna be a stud.

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#25

My Wife Works At The Va Where School Kids Dropped Off Cards. The Elderly Vet That Got This One Responded: "I'm Not Dead Yet!"

My Wife Works At The Va Where School Kids Dropped Off Cards. The Elderly Vet That Got This One Responded: "I'm Not Dead Yet!"

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Daria B
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took me a while to understand this one. I thought the caption was about a veterinarian. ^_^"

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#26

Amazing Valentines Day Card Of Mom Sharing Love While Dad Shares Gas

Amazing Valentines Day Card Of Mom Sharing Love While Dad Shares Gas

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Victor Calamity
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"daddy sang bass / mama sang tenor / me and little brother would join right in there..."

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#27

My Friends Daughter Had A School Assignment To Draw "Family Card"

My Friends Daughter Had A School Assignment To Draw "Family Card"

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Jenna Bois
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My (now adult) cousin did this when she was 5 or 6. The teacher told the kids to draw something their mother really loved, and my cousin drew a bottle of my aunt's favourite beer. We still laugh about it.

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#28

My 11 Year Old Son's Christmas Gift To Me

My 11 Year Old Son's Christmas Gift To Me

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James A. Smith Jr.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you. Please keep adding over the years. I would at least like to retire before being committed. Love you..

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#29

My Cousin Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her

My Cousin Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her

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Ntosh
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is concerning. Parents need to figure out why the kid would draw this.

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#30

The Difference Between An "L" And An "R"

The Difference Between An "L" And An "R"

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Victor Calamity
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"But, Daddy, that's what you call Mommy when she's not here--" "LA LA LA LA LA NEVER MIND, AMY!"

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#31

I'm On An Air Force Base In Korea, We Got Christmas Cards From School Kids Last Year And This One Is Hanging In The Office

I'm On An Air Force Base In Korea, We Got Christmas Cards From School Kids Last Year And This One Is Hanging In The Office

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#32

My Brother Just Opened His Card From My 5 Year Old Niece. His Name Is Kurt

My Brother Just Opened His Card From My 5 Year Old Niece. His Name Is Kurt

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Sarah Figini
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of an awkward conversation with my 10yo niece this summer. "Aunty Sarah, whats a c*nt?" She saw my wifi password. I told her she misread it, the password is CANT. PHEW

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#33

My Wife Is Sick. My Daughter Drew A Picture On A Get Well Soon Card

My Wife Is Sick. My Daughter Drew A Picture On A Get Well Soon Card

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Victor Calamity
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Daddy, what did Mommy mean when she said this was not 'drawn to scale'"...?

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#34

My Kids Gift Card

My Kids Gift Card

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#35

A 9-Yr Old Made A Birthday Card For My Sister

A 9-Yr Old Made A Birthday Card For My Sister

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#36

Our Family Is The Most Inpotent!

Our Family Is The Most Inpotent!

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Victor Calamity
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dad: "Aw, honey, you misspelled a word." Mom (muttering): "No, she didn't...."

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#37

My Friend Got This Card From A Little Kid On Her Birthday

My Friend Got This Card From A Little Kid On Her Birthday

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#38

While We Are Still Laughing At Little Kids' Phallic Drawings, Here Is A Father's Day Card From A Friend's Student

While We Are Still Laughing At Little Kids' Phallic Drawings, Here Is A Father's Day Card From A Friend's Student

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#39

Card From My Kid

Card From My Kid

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#40

Shirt Happens. Or It Doesn’t

Shirt Happens. Or It Doesn’t

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Sheila Weila
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While teaching 1st grade, we came to the spelling lesson with the word SHIRT. Nearly half of the kids left out the R.

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#41

Unpacking Boxes From Moving And I Found This Note I Wrote My Mom One

Unpacking Boxes From Moving And I Found This Note I Wrote My Mom One

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#42

An Apology Card From A Kid. I Don't Know What To Think

An Apology Card From A Kid. I Don't Know What To Think

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Victor Calamity
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a better apology than any I'VE ever gotten

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#43

Present From My Daughter

Present From My Daughter

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#44

My Bf's Brother Was In The Military And He Got This Card From A Kid For Veteran's Day Today

My Bf's Brother Was In The Military And He Got This Card From A Kid For Veteran's Day Today

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Alia Gail
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in second grade we sent some of those letters, and i drew a lovely picture of a stick figure shooting another stick figure and had an arrow pointing at the first saying “you”.

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#45

When Your Kid Adds From Himself To A Mother's Day Card

When Your Kid Adds From Himself To A Mother's Day Card

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#46

My 11yr Old Got Me This Card For Father's Day. Thanks, Son...

My 11yr Old Got Me This Card For Father's Day. Thanks, Son...

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#47

This Is The Christmas Card My 9 Year Old Niece Gave My Sister. Kids Are So Painfully Honest

This Is The Christmas Card My 9 Year Old Niece Gave My Sister. Kids Are So Painfully Honest

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Morgan Dalglish
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I now know a lot of people have the name "Morgan"

#48

My Son's Christmas Card Design

My Son's Christmas Card Design

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Victor Calamity
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

[Sifting through possible punchlines] ...nope ...nope...that'll get me banned...that'll get me banned...nope...nope

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#49

Cupid's Arrow Stuck In A Head Is Definitely Not A Big Deal

Cupid's Arrow Stuck In A Head Is Definitely Not A Big Deal

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#51

I Used To Volunteer At A Local Kindergarten. One Of The Kids Made Me This Card

I Used To Volunteer At A Local Kindergarten. One Of The Kids Made Me This Card

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#52

My Co-Worker Got A Nice Card For Mother's Day. Her Kids Had Some Trouble Drawing A Pointing Hand Though...

My Co-Worker Got A Nice Card For Mother's Day. Her Kids Had Some Trouble Drawing A Pointing Hand Though...

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#53

My Daughter Has A Future With Hallmark Greeting Cards

My Daughter Has A Future With Hallmark Greeting Cards

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Sol Connor
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That last bit has been written in different handwriting, I feel like someone is making Allison look worse than she is, she was obviously only kidding.

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#54

My Kids Aren't Allowed To Buy My Christmas Card, They Have To Make It. I Got This Gem

My Kids Aren't Allowed To Buy My Christmas Card, They Have To Make It. I Got This Gem

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Rogue
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw what a bitter little douchebag.

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#56

From A Girl In My Class!! (Her Mother Is Lovely!!)

From A Girl In My Class!! (Her Mother Is Lovely!!)

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#57

Ok , Don't Be Surprised If U Let Kiddies Have A Go At Writing Birthday Messages On The Special Birthday Notebook To The Star Of The Party

Ok , Don't Be Surprised If U Let Kiddies Have A Go At Writing Birthday Messages On The Special Birthday Notebook To The Star Of The Party

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#58

Kids Are Brutal. Valentines Cards

Kids Are Brutal. Valentines Cards

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Holly Hobby
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe these kids need to stop watching so much tv? lol Gee whiz

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