Kids say the darndest things, as we all know by now. They are also prone to inadvertently drawing outrageously rude things, as we pointed out in a previous post. Turns that they give hilariously inappropriate greetings cards too!

From innocent, unfortunate spelling mistakes that turn something like word ‘whole’ into a startling insult, to brutally honest take-downs made with the sweetest of intentions, this list compiled by Bored Panda has it all.

Scroll down to check it out, and feel free to add your own funny kid’s cards in the comments!

#1 If I Had A Different Mom

If I Had A Different Mom

Report

Maike 1 year ago

awwwwww... there you go!- she loves you truely...

View More Replies...
View more comments

#2 My Friends Little Son Gave His Teacher A Get Well Card

My Friends Little Son Gave His Teacher A Get Well Card

reddit.com Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

Lesson learned today - When you feel bad, Just Go POOP!

View More Replies...
View more comments

#3 In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me

Trogdor_a_Burninator Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

She really is talented. Those faces... :)

View More Replies...
View more comments

#4 Valentines Day Card From A Student

Valentines Day Card From A Student

hate_mail Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

If a kid can illustrate in that style, he is going places!

View More Replies...
View more comments

#5 Kid's "Glad You're Not Dead" Gift To Grandpa

Kid's "Glad You're Not Dead" Gift To Grandpa

ItsIronyBitch Report

Hans 1 year ago

If you try to imagine how the child thought, this is a very personal and well-meant gift!

View More Replies...
View more comments

#6 A Card From My 5-Year-Old Daughter Hoping I Win Lots Of “Pennies” At The Casinos In Vegas

A Card From My 5-Year-Old Daughter Hoping I Win Lots Of “Pennies” At The Casinos In Vegas

Report

varwenea 1 year ago

Well, maybe mommy does want to get some penis too. She read mommy's mind...

View More Replies...
View more comments

#7 My Best Friend Is An Elementary School Teacher. Her Students Are Writing Postcards To Veterans. This Happened

My Best Friend Is An Elementary School Teacher. Her Students Are Writing Postcards To Veterans. This Happened

500daysofthisgirl Report

Chyppa Homer 1 year ago

Well, the saying does go : Make love not war, soooo...

View More Replies...
View more comments

#8 My Kid Gift Card

My Kid Gift Card

Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

That's a honest and meaningful Thank you.

View More Replies...
View more comments

#9 One Of My Girlfriends Students Gave Her This Card For Her Birthday

One Of My Girlfriends Students Gave Her This Card For Her Birthday

jizzwaffle Report

varwenea 1 year ago

Well, the kid is right. Now, she just need to reply, "Right back at ya!"

View More Replies...
View more comments

#10 My Daughter, The Poet

My Daughter, The Poet

geni91782 Report

varwenea 1 year ago

Mom-1, Cow-0

View More Replies...
View more comments

#11 As If Being Deployed For Valentines Day Isn't Bad Enough... Thanks Donovan

As If Being Deployed For Valentines Day Isn't Bad Enough... Thanks Donovan

SAPHEI Report

Hope Floats 1 year ago

I personally wouldn't have allowed this to be sent, but perhaps that's just me...

View More Replies...
View more comments

#12 Dear Dad, You May Not Look Handsome

Dear Dad, You May Not Look Handsome

Report

varwenea 1 year ago

That is rather sweet.

View more comments

#13 My Friend Turned 21 Today, His Little Sister Wrote Him A Custom Card

My Friend Turned 21 Today, His Little Sister Wrote Him A Custom Card

billnyeisjustok Report

Ana Breeze 1 year ago

Awww...That's a smart way to say you're worthless. XD

View more comments

#14 Look, A Fathers Day Card From My 10yo Daughter. How Sweet... Wait What?

Look, A Fathers Day Card From My 10yo Daughter. How Sweet... Wait What?

imgur.com Report

varwenea 1 year ago

LOL. Potterheads are scary.

View More Replies...
View more comments

#15 Found This "Gift" I Gave My Mom When I Was 8-Years-Old

Found This "Gift" I Gave My Mom When I Was 8-Years-Old

Miichaelstevens Report

TheKnightOwl 1 year ago

Aww, that's sweet!

View More Replies...
View more comments

#16 My Young Niece And I Send Each Other Funny Cards In The Mail Sometimes. Her Latest One Really Cut Me Deep

My Young Niece And I Send Each Other Funny Cards In The Mail Sometimes. Her Latest One Really Cut Me Deep

TheToolMan Report

varwenea 1 year ago

The words of a babe - BURN!!!

View more comments

#17 My Friend's Son Made This For Father's Day

My Friend's Son Made This For Father's Day

240240 Report

Jill Rhoads 1 year ago

Sounds like a cat wrote it...

View more comments

#18 Found This Vaguely Threatening Valentine Card In A Box Of Keepsakes

Found This Vaguely Threatening Valentine Card In A Box Of Keepsakes

reddit.com Report

Ana Breeze 1 year ago

This is from Stewie Griffin. :p

View More Replies...
View more comments

#19 Great Birthday Card I Saw On Twitter This 11 Year Old Gets Life.

Great Birthday Card I Saw On Twitter This 11 Year Old Gets Life.

Trai-Harder Report

Jill Rhoads 1 year ago

As they say, It’s a slippery slope...

View more comments

#20 A Single Friend's Student Drew This Picture For Her

A Single Friend's Student Drew This Picture For Her

Ahall1123 Report

Elise Mon 1 year ago

what a nice student you have

View more comments

#21 One-Year Veganniversary Card From My 9 Year Old Daughter

One-Year Veganniversary Card From My 9 Year Old Daughter

I_Amuse_Me_123 Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

They have anniversary for this too?

View more comments

#22 Kids Are Brutally Honest

Kids Are Brutally Honest

solarequator Report

Sancha Fung 1 year ago

At least this kid didn't write who their 1st fav teacher was!!! Best kept between himself and god

View more comments

#23 I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"...

I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"...

krato1995 Report

Neeraj Jha 1 year ago

*So many inappropriate jokes* My head will explode...

View more comments

#24 My Son's Chemistry Teacher Asked Him To Make A Valentine's Day Card Related To Chemistry. The Second Image Says It All

My Son's Chemistry Teacher Asked Him To Make A Valentine's Day Card Related To Chemistry. The Second Image Says It All

imgur.com Report

Ladies and Gentlemen 1 year ago

I Could use that. I had to google up to make sure what I am seeing is correct and it is. This kid gonna be a stud.

View more comments

#25 My Wife Works At The Va Where School Kids Dropped Off Cards. The Elderly Vet That Got This One Responded: "I'm Not Dead Yet!"

My Wife Works At The Va Where School Kids Dropped Off Cards. The Elderly Vet That Got This One Responded: "I'm Not Dead Yet!"

uscmissinglink Report

Daria B 1 year ago

Took me a while to understand this one. I thought the caption was about a veterinarian. ^_^"

View More Replies...
View more comments

#26 Amazing Valentines Day Card Of Mom Sharing Love While Dad Shares Gas

Amazing Valentines Day Card Of Mom Sharing Love While Dad Shares Gas

Report

Victor Calamity 1 year ago

"daddy sang bass / mama sang tenor / me and little brother would join right in there..."

View More Replies...
View more comments

#27 My Friends Daughter Had A School Assignment To Draw "Family Card"

My Friends Daughter Had A School Assignment To Draw "Family Card"

8gxe Report

Jenna Bois 1 year ago

My (now adult) cousin did this when she was 5 or 6. The teacher told the kids to draw something their mother really loved, and my cousin drew a bottle of my aunt's favourite beer. We still laugh about it.

View more comments

#28 My 11 Year Old Son's Christmas Gift To Me

My 11 Year Old Son's Christmas Gift To Me

imgur.com Report

James A. Smith Jr. 1 year ago

Thank you. Please keep adding over the years. I would at least like to retire before being committed. Love you..

View more comments

#29 My Cousin Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her

My Cousin Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her

cdogfly Report

Ntosh 1 year ago

This is concerning. Parents need to figure out why the kid would draw this.

View More Replies...
View more comments

#30 The Difference Between An "L" And An "R"

The Difference Between An "L" And An "R"

bdreamweaver Report

Victor Calamity 1 year ago

"But, Daddy, that's what you call Mommy when she's not here--" "LA LA LA LA LA NEVER MIND, AMY!"

View More Replies...
View more comments

#31 I'm On An Air Force Base In Korea, We Got Christmas Cards From School Kids Last Year And This One Is Hanging In The Office

I'm On An Air Force Base In Korea, We Got Christmas Cards From School Kids Last Year And This One Is Hanging In The Office

xidarian Report

Meowton Mewsk 1 year ago

What do they teach kids about war?

View More Replies...
View more comments

#32 My Brother Just Opened His Card From My 5 Year Old Niece. His Name Is Kurt

My Brother Just Opened His Card From My 5 Year Old Niece. His Name Is Kurt

RphotoG Report

Sarah Figini 1 year ago

Reminds me of an awkward conversation with my 10yo niece this summer. "Aunty Sarah, whats a c*nt?" She saw my wifi password. I told her she misread it, the password is CANT. PHEW

View More Replies...
View more comments

#33 My Wife Is Sick. My Daughter Drew A Picture On A Get Well Soon Card

My Wife Is Sick. My Daughter Drew A Picture On A Get Well Soon Card

mikelem Report

Victor Calamity 1 year ago

"Daddy, what did Mommy mean when she said this was not 'drawn to scale'"...?

View more comments

#34 My Kids Gift Card

My Kids Gift Card

Report

Crazy Dog Lady 1 year ago

Unlike Dad...

View more comments

#35 A 9-Yr Old Made A Birthday Card For My Sister

A 9-Yr Old Made A Birthday Card For My Sister

HoldMyThrowaway Report

Laura Sherman 1 year ago

Who is this kid and how do I get on their good side?

View More Replies...
View more comments

#36 Our Family Is The Most Inpotent!

Our Family Is The Most Inpotent!

alykat_808 Report

Victor Calamity 1 year ago

Dad: "Aw, honey, you misspelled a word." Mom (muttering): "No, she didn't...."

View More Replies...
View more comments

#37 My Friend Got This Card From A Little Kid On Her Birthday

My Friend Got This Card From A Little Kid On Her Birthday

alpenglow37 Report

Sarah Figini 1 year ago

well at least something gets to cum on your birthday

View More Replies...
View more comments

#38 While We Are Still Laughing At Little Kids' Phallic Drawings, Here Is A Father's Day Card From A Friend's Student

While We Are Still Laughing At Little Kids' Phallic Drawings, Here Is A Father's Day Card From A Friend's Student

BassBlend20 Report

Victor Calamity 1 year ago

They sure look happy tho

View more comments

#39 Card From My Kid

Card From My Kid

Report

Victor Calamity 1 year ago

That kid is Straight Outta Compton

View More Replies...
View more comments

#40 Shirt Happens. Or It Doesn’t

Shirt Happens. Or It Doesn’t

Amanda Bast Report

Sheila Weila 1 year ago

While teaching 1st grade, we came to the spelling lesson with the word SHIRT. Nearly half of the kids left out the R.

View More Replies...
View more comments

#41 Unpacking Boxes From Moving And I Found This Note I Wrote My Mom One

Unpacking Boxes From Moving And I Found This Note I Wrote My Mom One

wereparents Report

Rebekah 1 year ago

Reality.

View more comments

#42 An Apology Card From A Kid. I Don't Know What To Think

An Apology Card From A Kid. I Don't Know What To Think

pterofactyl Report

Victor Calamity 1 year ago

That's a better apology than any I'VE ever gotten

View more comments

#43 Present From My Daughter

Present From My Daughter

Report

Elise Mon 1 year ago

umm, weird looking mushrooms there

View more comments

#44 My Bf's Brother Was In The Military And He Got This Card From A Kid For Veteran's Day Today

My Bf's Brother Was In The Military And He Got This Card From A Kid For Veteran's Day Today

Chippany Report

Alia Gail 1 year ago

When I was in second grade we sent some of those letters, and i drew a lovely picture of a stick figure shooting another stick figure and had an arrow pointing at the first saying “you”.

View More Replies...
View more comments

#45 When Your Kid Adds From Himself To A Mother's Day Card

When Your Kid Adds From Himself To A Mother's Day Card

Report

Holly Hobby 1 year ago

cupcakes with a candle? lol

View More Replies...
View more comments

#46 My 11yr Old Got Me This Card For Father's Day. Thanks, Son...

My 11yr Old Got Me This Card For Father's Day. Thanks, Son...

imgur.com Report

Banana Chan 1 year ago

Smile says it all

View more comments

#47 This Is The Christmas Card My 9 Year Old Niece Gave My Sister. Kids Are So Painfully Honest

This Is The Christmas Card My 9 Year Old Niece Gave My Sister. Kids Are So Painfully Honest

DeReHas Report

Morgan Dalglish 1 year ago

I now know a lot of people have the name "Morgan"

#48 My Son's Christmas Card Design

My Son's Christmas Card Design

Elletia Thomas‎ Report

Victor Calamity 1 year ago

[Sifting through possible punchlines] ...nope ...nope...that'll get me banned...that'll get me banned...nope...nope

View More Replies...
View more comments

#49 Cupid's Arrow Stuck In A Head Is Definitely Not A Big Deal

Cupid's Arrow Stuck In A Head Is Definitely Not A Big Deal

Report

Sue Knerl 1 year ago

Could be Steve Martin.

#50 My Kid Made His Buddy A Birthday Card

My Kid Made His Buddy A Birthday Card

Dmb1116 Report

#51 I Used To Volunteer At A Local Kindergarten. One Of The Kids Made Me This Card

I Used To Volunteer At A Local Kindergarten. One Of The Kids Made Me This Card

horus2979 Report

#52 My Co-Worker Got A Nice Card For Mother's Day. Her Kids Had Some Trouble Drawing A Pointing Hand Though...

My Co-Worker Got A Nice Card For Mother's Day. Her Kids Had Some Trouble Drawing A Pointing Hand Though...

mcpasty666 Report

Angel Corpin 1 year ago

They love whuuuut?

View more comments

#53 My Daughter Has A Future With Hallmark Greeting Cards

My Daughter Has A Future With Hallmark Greeting Cards

Inthecards Report

Sol Connor 1 year ago

That last bit has been written in different handwriting, I feel like someone is making Allison look worse than she is, she was obviously only kidding.

View More Replies...
View more comments

#54 My Kids Aren't Allowed To Buy My Christmas Card, They Have To Make It. I Got This Gem

My Kids Aren't Allowed To Buy My Christmas Card, They Have To Make It. I Got This Gem

Ryan_is_my_real_name Report

Victor Calamity 1 year ago

I had to downvote this one because of the racist bit. This is the first one on the list (currently it's #22) that I would consider inappropriate.

View More Replies...
View more comments

#55 My Birthday Card

My Birthday Card

Report

Reah Dingle 1 year ago

Wow

#56 From A Girl In My Class!! (Her Mother Is Lovely!!)

From A Girl In My Class!! (Her Mother Is Lovely!!)

Report

#57 Ok , Don't Be Surprised If U Let Kiddies Have A Go At Writing Birthday Messages On The Special Birthday Notebook To The Star Of The Party

Ok , Don't Be Surprised If U Let Kiddies Have A Go At Writing Birthday Messages On The Special Birthday Notebook To The Star Of The Party

lumenluminous Report

Reah Dingle 1 year ago

Brutal

#58 Kids Are Brutal. Valentines Cards

Kids Are Brutal. Valentines Cards

imgur.com Report

Holly Hobby 1 year ago

Maybe these kids need to stop watching so much tv? lol Gee whiz

View More Replies...
View more comments

#59

This submission is hidden. Click here to view.

#60

This submission is hidden. Click here to view.

#61

This submission is hidden. Click here to view.