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45 Of The Funniest “My Family Is Weird” Stories, As Shared By People For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge
It’s Hashtags time, dear Pandas! The one, the only, the irresistibly humorous Jimmy Fallon is once again making us smile, giggle, and chortle when we’re supposed to be working or studying. This time, the critically acclaimed comedian has asked his loyal fun-loving followers to share the funny, weird, and embarrassing things that their family members have done or said. Naturally, when Fallon asks you to jump, you ask, “How high?” So people responded by posting under the #MyFamilyIsWeird hashtag, much to everyone’s amusement.
We’ve collected some of the best tweets for you to enjoy below, so go on and have a read. We think the stories are great and we hope so will you. And we know that every family has its weirdness, so we can’t wait to hear your own hilarious family stories—drop us a line in the comment section at the very bottom!
Samantha Scroggin, who runs the 'Walking Outside in Slippers' blog about parenting, told Bored Panda all about how families can develop fun (and weird!) little rituals that might seem quirky to others but help all of us deal with hard times. Read on for our full interview with her!
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Full of Giggles 4 years ago
My male cousin and I attended the same college. As we were making our way out of Freshman Orientation, he yells in a tone of disgust, “Stop asking me to be your baby-daddy. I’m your brother!” I wanted to die.
a very smol kitteh 4 years ago
my little brother says very weird thing on propose in front of people like, "did you know that ate my scab once?' or something like that
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WiTchY_WoMaN 4 years ago
Whenever me and my dad buy mice for our snake, the person helping us always asks if we want mice with white or dark fur.... My dad's response is always ..."He's not to picky, white or dark meat is fine". :)
Blue Mar 4 years ago
Ok, I'm not English-speaking person, so what's mean black meat? Some part of poultry or something? I know punch of joke 😉
Verena Gitterle 4 years ago
As I understand, white meat is breast and dark meat should be the leg. The puritans made this up because they feared the name of the bodyparts to be too sexual.
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Angelina Lehner 2 years ago
my ex hubby, whenever asked how he liked his coffee he use to say black like my wife
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Night Owl 4 years ago
Even to check what does the fox say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
Load More Replies... Laura Mende 4 years ago
You are soooo stupid! A llama says ding-dong! A whole song is about it! Rama-Llama-Ding-Dong! 🦙🔔
Gary French 4 years ago
I told my daughter when he was young that inside the ticket machines at carparks was a monkey they typed out the ticket before poking it out the hole for you. She still says "thank you monkey" She is now 26!
Samtheperson 4 years ago (edited)
I’m going to do that. *ding dong* me: *opens door* ThE gIrAfFe Is BaCk
Anonymous Panda 4 years ago
Foxes go bark. There. I never have to listen to it again. Who decided they were gonna make a song about that?
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Wha...............................................................!
"One of my favorite ways to spend time with my husband and two kids is by goofing around, and I love little rituals and routines. Aside from the basic routines like waking up for school and work and having breakfast, and brushing teeth and reading books before bed, we love to pull out our karaoke machine and cheer each other on as we take turns singing Disney classics," Samantha, the founder of 'Walking Outside in Slippers,' told Bored Panda about the fun and lovable traditions in her own family.
"I think having little rituals and traditions unique to your family makes for important lasting memories the entire family can cherish. Those little quirky moments will probably stand out in a child’s memory much more than the everyday stuff," she told Bored Panda.
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Vanessa Nunez 4 years ago
I'm an only child in my mind too. I also have a twin.
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Meredith Glenn 4 years ago
My MIL sends my hubs his birthday card late every year. Like, no, the date you birthed him didn’t change this year, either
Mildred Thompson 4 years ago
Wha.............................................................!
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crazy_cat_notAlady 4 years ago
u have raised ur son well. this is one of the most harmless and funny practical jokes I have come across in a while. I'm def trying this with my mom/friends.
Dark_flame 4 years ago
Love it. Once when my cousins were at daycare and didn't want to leave when their mother sent their uncle to pick them up my cousins both claimed they didn't know him so they could stay... uncle was not amused, and had to leave without the kids
Ozacoter 4 years ago
That sounds like George and Fred Weasley pretending to be the other one :)
Bettye McKee 4 years ago
You're raising a terrific son. He's obviously intelligent and quick with a comeback. I hope you laugh heartily when he does this.
a very smol kitteh 4 years ago
that kinda reminds me on the first harry potter movie when harry was going into the platform and fred told his mom he was george
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
My dad taught my daughter to randomly say mummy farted when we were at the shops. Well One day I was at the checkout and my daughter comes out with "phoar, mummy farted, you stinky" even though I didn't. Thanks dad lol.
In Samantha's opinion, rituals just like that help bring a little bit of light and a pinch of laughter into our lives that have changed much since the start of the Covid-19 lockdowns. "Life can be challenging, especially in a pandemic. Previously basic practices like getting up and going to school have changed entirely. For my family and me, humor has been a great way to help cope with the changes."
She continued: "If my kids see Mom and Dad still laughing and joking, their situation will probably feel a little less scary. We’re OK, and so are they. My kids also love when they can make us crack up over some little comic they drew or joke they tell. Laughing together is a positive experience all around."
For Samantha, there is only one way forward—fully embrace the weirdness and the goofiness! "At least in my family, we know we’re a bunch of weirdos and we embrace that. We all like to perform and act and be silly. But I think the way you behave is normal to you and your family. The key is to embrace the differences between individuals and families, and know that it’s those differences and quirks that make us all special," she shared, and we fully agree with her.
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ZZAM 4 years ago
my family throws it to you if you say pass, so make sure you say can you HAND me a napkin lol
M E 4 years ago
The answer is yes, but you do nothing because you are being asked if you have the ability. The same thing with will you ??? Just answer yes, it drives people nuts ( lol )
Load More Replies... Bettye McKee 4 years ago
I'm not sure that qualifies as weird. It sounds more like a great family with a healthy sense of humor.
Kainaath Khan 4 years ago
Nevermind, I will just get up from my chair walk around to the side where that plate is and take the food over your shoulder, making sure of dropping a little on your clothes
Kainaath Khan 4 years ago
Welcome to the comment section, where you will find more pleasure than the article.
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J Rob 4 years ago
Thank you, I was thinking the same thing. You have to clean all those surfaces.
Load More Replies... PuRPleDrAgON1 4 years ago
It's like in Amelia Bedelia LOL where it's says to "Dress the Turkey"
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
yeah but cults have less being funny and more convulsing while scamming their members and then threatening to kill all who try to leave
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Trin DM 4 years ago
Sure, they first killed her, stripped her down and then set her up to take pictures after they beheaded her. Best Time ever !!
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Lillukka79 4 years ago (edited)
I'm happy that here school is changing so you don't have to sit up straight for the whole day. Was a killer on my back. Now there are different kinds of chairs and even beanbags, more freedom to be in a position that feels the most comfortable.
CharliAnn Olney 4 years ago
Maybe it makes more sense that way. I have dyscalculia. Maybe it would have helped me to try it that way? LOL!
In a series of in-depth interviews, Bored Panda previously spoke about late-night TV shows, how they’ve been adapting to the Covid-19 pandemic, and how to get noticed by hosts like Fallon with Mike Sington, an LA-based entertainment, pop-culture, and celebrity expert who is known as Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
According to entertainment expert Mike, US late-night TV shows have been adapting very well to the year-long coronavirus pandemic, the lockdowns, and the constantly-changing restrictions. Now that multiple Covid vaccines are being rolled out, things are getting even better for the entertainment industry.
Mike revealed to us that one thing that we can most certainly look forward to is an easing of restrictions in New York City where they’ll be allowing audiences of up to 100 people in April. Talk about a breath of fresh air!
#10
E.T. Blackfyre 4 years ago
How often does a family get into drunk fights about Biology, asking as the husband of a biologist.
Sergio Bicerra 4 years ago
"No mom, people don't usually have 3 arms... no dad, 5 isn't right either. Go to sleep both of you"
Kristof De Smet 4 years ago
why would you have drunk arguments about biology? At least choose politics as a topic!
MarcAngelina Alcober 4 years ago
yes- I am curious on what a particular argument would be about.... hmmmm
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Aroace tiger 4 years ago
My dad says his side effects were his clothes getting smaller 😂
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The funny one 4 years ago
Yea my mom got her vacine for covid, and said it was nothing compared to her shingles shot
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The Dave 4 years ago
I've always wondered about that "well, I NEVER" comment. What does that mean? Well you never what!
Emma Crompton 4 years ago
I mean this probably only applies to this specific situation but likely "well I NEVER imagined I'd have to wash another woman's fart out of my clothes after a trip to the craft store"
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"I’m sure the shows will take advantage of that. My prediction is the late-night shows will be back to where they were pre-Covid this summer," the expert told Bored Panda.
In Mike’s opinion, there are several things that each and every single one of us can do if we want our posts to get noticed by Fallon and his team on social media. It’s all about persistence, patience, and (you could argue most importantly) having a fun, witty, interesting true story to tell.
“All the shows have social media teams that are writing and monitoring content. To grab the late-night hosts’ attention, tag the show! They will see it, they monitor every post they are tagged in,” Mike said.
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Don't Look 4 years ago
I don’t get it. I’m a millennial. Would love this. The one parent I have using social media is awkward as hell with it.
Lillukka79 4 years ago
What is wrong with this? It's actual original content and not just crappy inspirational quotes you normally see.
Gary French 4 years ago
I always tell people I look old because of being married. I tell them if I had not got married I would still look like Brad Pitt.
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crazy_cat_notAlady 4 years ago
democracy (also air conditioners/coolers and fans, maybe?)
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Laura Catania 4 years ago
That's adorable. My BFF's Birthday is also July 4th. She's never done this but her kiddos think the fireworks are for her
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Maximum Ride 4 years ago
Someone in my family went to a restaurant and said their name was “Donner”. So the hostess would call out, “Donner dinner party!” 😆 If you get the reference.
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Will Ivansco 4 years ago
Hey, do we have a Seymour Butts. Hey everybody! I want a Seymour Butts.
Load More Replies... Mere Cat 4 years ago
Don't do this. I did a job that required calling out people's names and would get anxiety if I didn't know how to pronounce them. Looked several up with google and still was horrified to say them aloud...
Mena 4 years ago
I sometimes even use fake name that easier than my real name
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Anonymous Panda 4 years ago
I cna't wait to go to a coffee shop on my own so I can make her say "All Hail Princess Isabella Anna Sarahei Filius III"
“If the post particularly stands out, they will forward it to the writing team for the show. Other than that, it’s just a matter of luck, or a story gaining traction on social media. The writers are monitoring social media in general, combing it for content to use. You never know when something will catch their eye, and a great story is likely to pop and catch their attention."
Mike is a former senior executive at NBCUniversal, so he intimately knows how the entertainment industry works. Earlier, he detailed to us that TV hosts source material directly from social media because it’s a great way to engage with their audiences and stay connected with them.
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Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
Doesn't say leave. Kids just look and start thinking of meal requests. And I had a friend that would stand there reminiscing the past few year by the expiry dates.
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person (i think) 4 years ago
That is horrible. Most, if not all of my coats would be ruined if they were washed in a washer or dried in a dryer.
MyCatsTheRealPanda 4 years ago
I agree with it being horrible for ruining someone's coat, but The manipulation thing is what I think is sad. It sounds like the woman might just wants company to stay longer. A lot of older people get lonely. That's what I meant by sad- just thought I'd clear that up.
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crazy_cat_notAlady 4 years ago
thank you for this brilliant idea. now no one ever leaves my place because I never feel like doing laundry anyway. mmmmmuahahahahahahahaha
a very smol kitteh 4 years ago
lol so she could feed them more, just one more snack sweetie before you get home *makes dinner fit for king
Rissie 4 years ago
I wouldn't say that, but it would definitely not be appreciated.
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IlovemydogShilo 4 years ago (edited)
There is a poem by a lady called Jenny Joseph called Warning. The first line is " When I am old, I will wear purple". Looks like your Grandma went a step further than this.
Jessica Otto 4 years ago
When I was a kid my grandma would fart and then sing "oh listen to the rumble, oh listen to the roar, someone let out a healthy fart and blew us all over the floor!"
Even though late-night shows have lots of great writers to work on the material that we all love to see on our screens, there’s not much that can “top the personal, and often very funny, contributions of the fans themselves,” Mike highlighted.
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Aurelia! 4 years ago
I used to do something similar in the pool...needless to say, innocent passerbys were not pleased.
LesAnimaux 4 years ago
Oh man, I pretended I'd drowned at a birthday party when I was about 5 or so. Waited until they pulled me out of the pool before I opened my eyes and said 'JUST KIDDING' Oh I hate myself for having done that.
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Myrtle Yoma 4 years ago
No one gave a crap in the 90’s. Getting to stay in the car was the only reason I went anywhere with my mom. And having us stay in the car was the only way she would take us. It was that or leave us home alone 🤷🏻♀️.
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BlackLabOwner 4 years ago
we would turn up the music and then when someone approached we would stop the music and scream at them
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Gary 4 years ago
I wonder if Cousin RayRay in the bottom right picture is the same one in the same one as in the 'funny hard to read signs post'? 604f3db758...7a928a.jpg 
AzKhaleesi 4 years ago
things like this make me sad, never be embarrassed about something like that because one day you won't get them anymore and you'll feel bad. I remember about a year or two ago my fiance got upset when his grandparents sent another box (they send several a month sometimes) they are always filled with calendars pens and random clothing for his (our) youngest. Trust me when I say two years ago I probably had over 25 calandars. Lol. He called them and said, you guys don't need to waste your money, we are fine, but thank you." when he hung up I said don't you dare do that ever again. He said "Why?" I said because one day those boxes won't be coming anymore and you will miss it. You are lucky, you still have your granparents to "spoil" you, Mine have been gone for over 15 years" he has never complained again
Lucy Skinner 4 years ago
My mom did that when I went away, so I had five girls helping me open my package once
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Eunice Probert 4 years ago
Oh my husband, daughter and I do that, if one of us comes into the room. We stage-whisper "pretend you're asleep" as well.
In Mike’s opinion, late-night hosts have done a fabulous job surfing the waves caused by the constantly shifting Covid-19 regulation landscape. They’ve had to greatly adapt to the new rules, a lack of a live audience, and a world that spoke almost exclusively about pandemic-related topics.
“I commend the late-night hosts for soldering on during this months-long lockdown. So many people are isolated and alone now, and they are welcome and familiar faces we can safely bring into our homes,” he said.
#22
Kristal 4 years ago (edited)
This is not funny. What a blatant disrespect of privacy and abuse of [parental] power.
Ian Koch 4 years ago
until they turned eh, 13, then the scrapbook would be MUCH SHORTER. (and nobody would know why...)
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Kathrine Rux 4 years ago
my serach history how to hot to spell hpw to spell how to spell worchestshire sauce worcestershire how to say worcestershire
Salty Old Woman 4 years ago
I'd do all my normal browsing incognito, and start publicly looking up boring stuff like the library of congress
Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Yes, because nobody shall know that i can't f*cking spell [removed on request of author].
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Ole Peder Amrud Hagen 4 years ago
Wouldn't he have learned to delete it after the first time...?
Celeste Grant 4 years ago
That's not funny, that's abusive. He had absolutely no right to do that.
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Candace Fitzpatrick 4 years ago
This makes me nostalgic! I used to do that with the Debbie Gibson Electric Youth samples.
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it's Wednesday my dudes. 4 years ago
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Gary French 4 years ago
That seem popular around the world. My grandad did it, my dad did it, and I did it to my kids.
“I would even say what they have been doing over the past several months has been somewhat heroic because it hasn’t been easy for them. They knew early on though, the need was there, and they stepped up to the challenge.”
Entertainment expert Mike believes that the material that late-night shows have been putting out over the last year has been great, even if it’s been different. He’s seen an improvement in the quality, in his pro opinion.
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Tim Douglass 4 years ago
My in-laws have lots of wild turkeys around them. I doubt anyone would survive this game around there. We counted over 600 in their hay field one evening.
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Helena Houzarová 4 years ago
Well, have you explained female anatomy to him yet? Otherwise it's not at all weird he doesn't know about bodies unlike his own. We all tend to think our experiences are universal until we learn they are not.
Cami 4 years ago
Used to think some girls had penises because I didn’t understand some kids going into the other gender’s bathrooms with parents. Androgynous kid in my swim class always had his goggles on and after when we all showered with parents help obviously we were naked, I was like three. Talking to my mom a few years later I was very confused to learn it was a boy.
Blue of the yams 4 years ago
Some girls do have penises! Transgender girls.
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Alondra Rios 4 years ago
i could be wrong but they metioned coats, maybe they live in an area where is cold and probably gets snow and ants do come out in winter or cold
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Susan Egan 4 years ago
We were staying in a cabin and my daughter and I were watching a nature show. The voice over was talking about wood ducks. At one point he explained that you should watch out, wood ducks can pop any where. I grabbed a pillow hit my daughter with it and shouted "Wood Duck". That was several years ago, she's in her 20's now and I'm in my 60's every once in a while the wood duck attack still happens.
Picture Queen 4 years ago
Myfamily did this but with bananas lol. THey would hide bananas everywhere lol
“I think their material has been better than ever. Over the past year, there’s been a wealth of material in the news to utilize. The energy is there, but it’s a bit different. They’ve had to adjust to trying times and having no audience, but have done so admirably.”
He continued: “What they’re doing is paying off in the ratings which have been stronger than ever. They’ve been providing much-needed comfort and familiarity that people are craving now."
#28
Paul Lancaster 4 years ago
Should have cut the whole tree down. Then, he would have been stumped...
Lit Present Mic (Anime SImp) 4 years ago
i was at lake michigan swing , and i loved this piece of drift wood i found, i threw it into the lake and then swam to go get it because i missed my piece of drift wood
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
My step dad cut down a peach tree (I think?) In the '90's in our back yard because his favorite team, the Crimson tide, lost. People get serious about college football where I am.
Chancey 4 years ago
That's hysterical. I bet they lost to Georgia! I'm also serious about college football and your stepdad would not like me. Go Tigers!!!
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Miriam Brose 4 years ago
I had a huge stick found in a forest. I took it home and pulled the rind off it so it looked a lot nicer. My grandpa broke it to pieces and threw it away. :(
Robyn 4 years ago
My granda won't let you empty the teabags from his pot if you do he notices immediately and makes you put the exact number of teabags in that were there before hand.
Lit Present Mic (Anime SImp) 4 years ago
Don’t mess with grandpas tea bags
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Y T 4 years ago
In Sweden we used to have different pictures on the milk cartons and if you collected them all you had a complete Memory game! :)
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Kristof De Smet 4 years ago
I once heard that if you want to remember something, you might pinch your earlobe, because pain makes you remember better. Perhaps she wants you to remember her hugs?
Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Guess that's her alternative to pinching cheeks I guess.
Which of these tweets did you enjoy the most, dear Readers? Do you have any #MyFamilyIsWeird stories that you’d like to share with everyone? Let us know what you think below!
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago (edited)
This made me think of something: did your parents hide your Easter basket for Easter morning? My whole Catholic family does this. It was only after I had my first kid that I learned no one else does this. I started looking for a good place to hide her Easter basket and my husband (at the time)thought I was crazy hiding the basket. I started asking around and only my family did it. We hide eggs off course, too. But it was fun waking up Easter morning searching for the basket. Best hiding place is the dryer.
Susan Egan 4 years ago
To keep my son occupied and make Birthdays last longer I'd write clues for him to follow to find at least one gift. They weren't easy, he had to think them through and some, weren't easy to get to. I "hid" one in the middle of our pool. He'd end up in the front yard, basement, back yard, kitchen etc. The best part was he didn't want help, no matter how hard. I couldn't tell my husband, he'd tell him where it was.
WholesomeArmyweeb 4 years ago
My parents said "birthday fairies". they were the ones who decorated the downstairs (yknow, that tacky plastic tablecloth, wall banner, and birthday plates) and i believed it til abt 5th grade
The Deez 4 years ago
When my daughter was about 3, I bought a 4' tall inflatable birthday cake. It became a tradition that I'd plug in the cake after the kids went to bed the night before their birthday and put the presents around it for them to walk out to in the morning. I've also gotten it out when I've had my mom over for dinner on HER birthday. Same for my brother and my dad. Pretty much, if you're at our house to celebrate your birthday, the cake will be inflated. There have even been several times that someone has actually remembered to set it up on MY birthday! My kids are 18 and almost 21 now and I think it's the best purchase I've ever made! We have years and years of pictures of different family members sitting by the cake on their birthday!
Duchess Raven Waves 4 years ago
Because my son is autistic and does not do well trick or treating. I make my kids halloween baskets from the pumpkin king. They wear costumes and watch nightmare b4 xmas. Its cool.
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Jacob Allen 4 years ago
My friend's family would always dress up in matching pyjamas for their annual Christmas card. One time they couldn't find matching pyjamas for the dad, so what did they do? Body paint. They painted his entire body (not very well) with the pyjama pattern. They could've just gone with a different set, but no. No he wasn't wearing underwear. Knowing how I felt seeing that on Christmas morning, I can't imagine how my friend felt knowing that had been sent to everyone he knew.
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
That would be a hilarious Christmas card!! Make fake drunk and disorderly mug shots and send it to the prudest relatives.
Load More Replies... Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
There is no way I would want everyone to know my weight. The only people that know my weight is me, my GP and other specialists. That's it.
KELLY BENDETTI 4 years ago
I bet people never got their sizes wrong when gifting clothes though
a very smol kitteh 4 years ago
oh wow ok so then they can tell you "oh look how fat you are" or "good job at loseing all that unecerary weight"
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Stacy S. 4 years ago
Love it. ... my BFF and I bark at each other when answering each other's call.
mom24boys 4 years ago
With certain friends, our message is "Doi" There is a long story but basically, it is in honor of said friend's down syndrome brother who had disdain for our teen antics. If he thought we were being juvenile, he would walk by and say, "Dubba doi" and shoot us disappointed looks.
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Marilyn Holt 4 years ago
There was actually an article about how to do this in a magazine...maybe 60 years ago. I think it was Women's Day. How to cook the roast while you drive to the cottage.
Johan Plane 4 years ago
This must have been back in the 1940-50's when the engines were not covered in a lot of plastic sh*t but rather open so you could see the manifold - and attach things to it! Good ol' days <3
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DDmaybeandor 4 years ago
There's books on how to do this. People still do it today. You can even buy a contraption to put on your car's wheel to make ice cream or butter.
WildHoneyPie 4 years ago
Cool, I am so getting that for my engineer nephew!
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LivingTheDream 4 years ago
Older cars ran around 200 degrees on average. add in the external temperature of the enclosed engine and you can cook just about anything.
Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
There was a whole cookbook published about this, It works and it's cool! I think it's called Manifold Destiny.
Carole Deem 4 years ago
Once upon a time there was a list of things you could cook on a hot manifold.
Bettye McKee 4 years ago
And that is weird because . . . ? People have been cooking on the car's engine/manifold for years.
Matthew Xu 4 years ago
not everyone knows about it. only a small fraction of people probably know about this
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Jackie Porter 4 years ago
We used to do this when I lived in Australia all the time. The heat from the engine would leave a piece of meat cooked perfectly.
MRS FLASHMAN 4 years ago
I have made that trip many, many times and would have loved a nice pot roast
Lisa Chambers 4 years ago
There are whole cookbooks on how to make food while driving using this technique.
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Jonathan 4 years ago
Wendillon- why anyone could think the ashes of someone aren't sacred is beyond me.
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Ozacoter 4 years ago
I never understood keeping the ashes at home. I love my family but the last thing I want is my dead grandfather resting in my bookshelf
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
OMG! My mom would so do this. Wait. She did do this. "Here's your father, go pack him up in the coffee beans." .... Yeah, even in context, that's weird, isn't it?
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Laura Mende 4 years ago
Happened to me once at school. I was in 7th grade, Friday afternoon. I went to the toilet, teacher didn't check and I was locked up! Phoned my mom and she phoned the school. Fortunately I haven't had to spent the weekend in my school's restroom!
ChickyChicky 4 years ago
Good grief I don't live in England but I know what a Tesco is. Not hard to look it up.
Kainaath Khan 4 years ago
Why do people believe that the world knows what's in America is everywhere else too.
Azure Adams 4 years ago
I would have some fun before calling anyone. Like eat candy, try things on
M E 4 years ago
Now they have movement sensors the police would be called
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Amber Duhs 4 years ago
This might sound absurd for a man, but being drugged through your drink is stupidly common for women, and you are often taught to throw away your drink if it is even out of your sight for a moment.
kennedy1209 4 years ago
Wife does the same - If a drink was out of sight for even a minute - she says it may be drugged... Sadly, not a bad habit to have.
No Username 4 years ago
Unfortunately, women have to be constantly paranoid.
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Bacony Cakes 4 years ago
Oh, i thought you were called the Rocketts because you sabotage the train of Timothy Hackworth.
Jan Moore 4 years ago
My Mom used to have gas to the point that she had medical test to see why (early 70's). we had 2 dachshunds that would sit on/beside her in her chair in the evening, you could always tell when she had a silent but deadly, one or both would jump down and give her a really dirty look.
CharliAnn Olney 4 years ago
It means Little Rock. I guess you can take that where ever you want.
Henry Russell 4 years ago
why dont you guys just repeat the rocket theme intro from pokemon while your at it
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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
That is the exact face cats make when they sniff another cat's butt. I am not trying to be rude.
Anja Schmidt 4 years ago
Aaaaw ... want to see the other pics :-) ... that was the time of: "I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky in lohohoooove" ...
#41
Bettye McKee 4 years ago
It happens. A stranger hugged me while I was in line at a cafeteria. He thought I was someone else, and his wife apologized and explained that they both thought I was someone they knew.
Penelope Hile 4 years ago
😶 wow. Just.... wow. SHE HUGGED A STRANGER? What was the guy’s reaction?
Wandaluzt 4 years ago
Erm. She posted this on Twitter, as the article says. It is also quite clear looking at their post that it is from Twitter. So they're not really going to see your question are they.
Load More Replies... Susan Egan 4 years ago
Oooh I did that to someone in a drug store. I thought she was someone else. Worse, one of my friends was there and saw it happen. "So, is this your new thing, hugging random people and making them feel uncomfortable". I told him, "Yes it's my way of clearing out the line." I was so embarrassed.
Henry Russell 4 years ago
that sounds exactly like a thing i would do except not to get to his table
#42
Laura Mende 4 years ago
The police report will say: cause of accident: Daughter sang I will always love you! 😂😂😂
Philly Bob Squires 4 years ago
When my wife sings, I go outside to prove to the neighbors that I'm not beating her...
Susan Egan 4 years ago
I was in a store like Home Depot, large with nothing that absorbed sound, and my several months old son let out a noise, kind of a scream but more of a large volume noise that made my teeth hurt. People all around us stopped and stared. I don't know if they thought I'd hurt him or what but he was just fine, started laughing. He never did it again I really wanted him to do it again, just so I could prove to people it really happened.
#43
Kristal 4 years ago
My mother did this in my first year of college but she called campus security. This is not a healthy thing to do.
Katrina B. 4 years ago
It's also an illegal thing to do. US colleges are bound by the The Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) and if you were 18, cannot release that information to anyone.
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Katrina B. 4 years ago
If your college told your mom what class you were in (and you were 18), that's a The Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA) violation and you should have reported them. They're not allowed to release that information
Ana 4 years ago
So if your parent did this before you turned 18 can they do it?
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cup1d1ty 4 years ago
Ooh that's very scary for me to imagine, congratulations on your bravery! (Unless eating a raw hot dog is super bad for you, in which case I hope you're okay)
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
That's the most terrifying and disgusting thing I have ever seen. It belongs on this list.
#47
Nicole Locke 4 years ago
I disagree- the "o"'s and the "e"'s are shaped identically in both post it's
Aragorn II Elessar 4 years ago
The writing is the same, and children are esteemed for their writing consistency.
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#49
California Jones 4 years ago
This just sounds like a Maine funeral. "Oh yea, grab the fathah, let's go have a keggah!"
#50
Penelope Hile 4 years ago
Yeah.... I’m really starting to doubt the sanity of my family now.... WHAT HAS THIS ARTICLE DONE TO ME???? 😩
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#51
Vanessa Nunez 4 years ago
The first thing I noticed was the picture of Louis Tomlinson as their profile picture. :D
Maria Rodriguez 4 years ago
Just do it. That one made me remember when we were kids always playing footsies with mom on the couch. She's gone now. Wish we had done something like that
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Alexander Mezger 4 years ago
So if the Dodgers lost to the Angels 68-0, he would say 'Yay! Our Team won"?
Vanessa Nunez 4 years ago
Oof, my parents are Angels fans. But I personally don't have a preference.
#58
El Dee 4 years ago
Had to Google 'catsup' I'd thought it was similar to 'updog' Apparently not..
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
When I was little I ate ketchup on mac and cheese and scrambled eggs. Not anymore. I realized that was disgusting. As an adult, I hate the smell of ketchup if I'm not eating it. If I am eating it, I can't smell it. Sounds like I have a weird relationship with ketchup.
#59
Rose the Cook 4 years ago
All the notable people who shared the birthday would be annoying enough but this sounds sick.
Eunice Probert 4 years ago
It sounds like he can't bear to not be the centre of attention on his child's birthday.
#60
renee brack 4 years ago
Poor dad. It's stunning and stylish but he lives with people who can't, don't, won't appreciate his talent and taste. He can have Xmas at my place and bring that centrepiece with him. I need a dad.
Francesca Annoni 4 years ago
I Think the small pictures hanging over...they can hardly be seen..
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Mike Crow 4 years ago
When I was a teenager my mom, sister and I went to pick up my father from the airport. When we arrived we found a wheelchair in the parking lot and my mom wanted to bring it back into the terminal. She convinced me to sit in it and she wheeled me into the terminal, people holding the door open for us and finally I had enough and got up and started walking away. As soon as I did that she screamed out “it’s a miracle!”
Ozacoter 4 years ago (edited)
My region in Spain has two big festivities one the national festivity and another one the local one (commemorating the christian armies conquering the area from the muslim ones). Our family has the tradition of never eating spanish food on the national day (usually we eat french but it can be something else) and ti eat moroccan food in the regional festivity. I always found it a funny way of laughing with this old outdated festivities.
kim morris 4 years ago
When my now husband and I were dating, he'd embarrass me by asking in Tiffany's, or Cartier, If they happened to have a sterling silver spork? Of course they didn't. And I'd get so embarrassed. And hide in a corner. So to get him back, I bought a silver spoon, and had it cut into a spork. And gave it to him for christmas. and Spork Club was born. With rules, and rituals, and embelishments. spork-6051...6b0991.jpg 
Aurelia! 4 years ago
My family has a vaguely cult - like tradition that everybody does when they turn a certain age or marry into the family- like an initiation XD all safe and purely silly, of course. I would say more, but we aren't allowed...
Sue St Pierre 4 years ago
My mother was freakish about cleanliness, and also had a very prickly personality. She was always carrying some kind of cleaning product, or implement. Every time she walked by my dad carrying a broom, he would say, “Going for a ride?”. We thought it was hysterical. Her, not so much.
Rae Reyn 4 years ago
We have a very hill-y uneven back yard, but our front yard is nice and flat. So I practice sword and bo work in the front of the house, in sight of all the neighbors. My kids hate it, I am a horrible embarrassment and ruining their lives. Not gonna stop though.
... 4 years ago
My family tells made up stories about people we don't know or even neighbours we don't know so well. Person passing by might get a whole life story. Like: "she used to be a housewife but her husband cheated on her and they separated. She found new courage and passion and now she's a top notch real estate agent. She recently bought pretty house for her and the kids and last vacation they spent hiking in Asia." Our summer cottage neighbour went 20 years by made-up first name until grandpa said something like: "his name isn't Jack, it's Patrick". I think we also invented a profession for him. I love that these stories are mostly wholesome and funny.
H Edwards 4 years ago
I do this with a friend of mine when we are sitting and people watching.
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just a donut 4 years ago
Me and my sister would make up weird songs because one time she was trying to write a song and asked me for help. I changed the lyrics to make no sense and it was hilarious. So now we make up songs about random things. 😂
Mike Crow 4 years ago
When I was a teenager my mom, sister and I went to pick up my father from the airport. When we arrived we found a wheelchair in the parking lot and my mom wanted to bring it back into the terminal. She convinced me to sit in it and she wheeled me into the terminal, people holding the door open for us and finally I had enough and got up and started walking away. As soon as I did that she screamed out “it’s a miracle!”
Ozacoter 4 years ago (edited)
My region in Spain has two big festivities one the national festivity and another one the local one (commemorating the christian armies conquering the area from the muslim ones). Our family has the tradition of never eating spanish food on the national day (usually we eat french but it can be something else) and ti eat moroccan food in the regional festivity. I always found it a funny way of laughing with this old outdated festivities.
kim morris 4 years ago
When my now husband and I were dating, he'd embarrass me by asking in Tiffany's, or Cartier, If they happened to have a sterling silver spork? Of course they didn't. And I'd get so embarrassed. And hide in a corner. So to get him back, I bought a silver spoon, and had it cut into a spork. And gave it to him for christmas. and Spork Club was born. With rules, and rituals, and embelishments. spork-6051...6b0991.jpg
Aurelia! 4 years ago
My family has a vaguely cult - like tradition that everybody does when they turn a certain age or marry into the family- like an initiation XD all safe and purely silly, of course. I would say more, but we aren't allowed...
Sue St Pierre 4 years ago
My mother was freakish about cleanliness, and also had a very prickly personality. She was always carrying some kind of cleaning product, or implement. Every time she walked by my dad carrying a broom, he would say, “Going for a ride?”. We thought it was hysterical. Her, not so much.
Rae Reyn 4 years ago
We have a very hill-y uneven back yard, but our front yard is nice and flat. So I practice sword and bo work in the front of the house, in sight of all the neighbors. My kids hate it, I am a horrible embarrassment and ruining their lives. Not gonna stop though.
... 4 years ago
My family tells made up stories about people we don't know or even neighbours we don't know so well. Person passing by might get a whole life story. Like: "she used to be a housewife but her husband cheated on her and they separated. She found new courage and passion and now she's a top notch real estate agent. She recently bought pretty house for her and the kids and last vacation they spent hiking in Asia." Our summer cottage neighbour went 20 years by made-up first name until grandpa said something like: "his name isn't Jack, it's Patrick". I think we also invented a profession for him. I love that these stories are mostly wholesome and funny.
H Edwards 4 years ago
I do this with a friend of mine when we are sitting and people watching.
Load More Replies... just a donut 4 years ago
Me and my sister would make up weird songs because one time she was trying to write a song and asked me for help. I changed the lyrics to make no sense and it was hilarious. So now we make up songs about random things. 😂
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