50 Awkward Questions That Made People Laugh Uncomfortably

No, I reproduce exclusively through cloning.

Should have asked if the interviewer was constipated because they are full of it.

I reproduce via spawn eggs

Breeder? What is she, a barnyard animal? I'd be really offended by that question.

How inappropriate!

"Does your wife ever bring other women into the bedroom?" Just answer: "Oh, well, it's complicated". And change topic immediately. Like Italians use to say: let them cook on their own broth.

"No, for us it's the roof. You should see all the neighbors out on their lawn chairs!"

That's none of your f*cking business!

Oh yeah! All the time. Why are you asking? ;)

" Yeah, your wife " should have got a unique response....

I know for companies in Bulgaria that are paid to have diversity in the workplace, so they specifically look for LGBT people or minorities.

I hope this is different than clicking the diversity hire button

Read: dude had a great resume but was white and they needed a box they could check before they would be allowed to hire a white dude.

Where's the relevance ?

My teamlead in our small group within our institute used to be a "regular" coworker. Last time working directly with him at one of our gantrys he asked our new coworker (HIS new hire) if she's planning on getting pregnant. I almost lost my composure. Like DUDE! What are you asking, you're not allowed to do that! He turns around with a confused look, like, what du you mean? The times I have to remind him of our laws are mind-boggling. NO, you can't ask when they'll be back from being sick. NO, you can't ask what illness they have. 🙄 🤦🏻‍♀️ It's a work in progess and I hope he'll learn, yet I'm not holding my breath.

Sounds like OP dodged a bullet by not working there

"Gay? Well, he's pretty cheerful, anyway."

this needs to be higher

Jocasta?

"Oh sure - 18, 19 year olds. I tried one that was 22, but that's kinda creepy, don't you think?"

Yes I go shopping with my mummy.

That woman is a sicko on so many levels 🤢

Really curious about the context, I hopped over to reddit. Still not ok but at least it makes sense now. It wasn't anything sexual; it was about curiosity of the professional seeing if she wore the normal LDS underwear as opposed to mainstream stuff. Google it if you don't know what I'm talking about. From the OP: "Oh, it was. I had to get a mental health screening for something (one of those make sure you are healthy enough to do it things) and the conversation turned to my personal life. She asked if I had any religious affiliation. I said I was LDS, and she just blurted that one out. Caught me a little off guard."

I was in the hospital for awhile. And they had me on strong meds, and I was not allowed to leave my bed without assistance. A male nurse came in to see if I wanted to change. His exact words "would you like to change your panties? "🤢 and he said it creepy 😳

"Of course. Anyone can see I'm under wear and tear. That's why I'm consulting a mental health professional, silly."

Plot twist! OP is a guy!

okay, then.

Maybe they were asking why not.

They must be SPECTACULAR (Seinfeld reference, I'm not being creepy.)

Yeah. That's me.

"You'd have to ask the sperm. They were driving."

"Was that question planned or an accident?"

I admit a certain amount of chance was involved. Let me detail (list of every unsafe act leading up to pregnancy)...

My brothers are 8 and 6 years older than me. Smart a*s me asked my mom if either 1 was an accident. Her answer "No, but you were".

People always ask this! Mind ya own business.

Is everyone else, pit crew too, wearing them?

Only if the CEO ( assuming the CEO is a man which , judging by these sexist practices he is ) wears swimming trunks too