“Moms Behaving Badly”: 50 Posts From This Hilarious Instagram Account About Moms, Wives And Women (New Pics)
Being a mom is arguably the toughest job on the planet. But what can you do... the little ones need you, and sometimes 24/7.
The Instagram page 'Moms Behaving Badly' appears to strike a clever balance between the light-hearted and the mischievous. It's a hub of witty humor centered around kids, husbands, and the everyday trials of motherhood.
It wouldn't be surprising if some of these jests were conceived while holding a cheeky wine glass. Feel free to enjoy a hearty laugh and relate as we've gathered a selection of our favorite pictures from this account.
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AMEN!!! (But also for swimming costumes!) As a regular swimmer, I have never a-men'd anything harder.
Becoming a mother is a tough thing. Your whole life changes in an instant. Your friends and family start visiting to see the baby, not you. The life you had before having the baby feels like a distant world. You, as the person you were before being a mom, are different now – and we're not just talking about the pre-baby body.
Me to my neighbor: "My 3 year old is very clean. She doesn't like getting all messy and likes to wash her hands." My 3 year old: *Places a dried dog poo on the table beside neighbor*
Even though taking care of your baby can be all-consuming, it's vital to make time for yourself during this transition so you don't forget who you are. Motherhood can be overwhelming, but you can maintain your sense of self by following these tips.
Never understood this. I want a partner to do things with TOGETHER. cooking cleaning laundry all of it.
The first step in understanding your identity as a mother is acknowledging that you're not the same person you were before having a baby. Your priorities, schedule, body, and emotions change permanently from the moment your baby arrives. Recognize that it will take time to reconnect with yourself, and be kind to yourself as you discover the "new" you.
That's what grandmothers are for. When I was a little girl, we were broke. My brother and I each got a box of cereal a week for our breakfasts. We were allowed to choose the cereal each week, except Apple Jacks. It was more expensive than the others. It was one of my favorites. I was seven or eight, and spent the night at Grandma's, three miles out of town. In the morning, Grandma asked me what I wanted for breakfast. I said Apple Jacks, because they were too expensive. This woman who lived through the Great Depression drove me to the store in town and bought me a box of Apple Jacks.
Oh yes, honey. I actually had a panic attack after being made a parent representative for the nursery my son goes to. I am still patting myself on the back for standing up for myself the next day and saying NO, I can't do that. I can't take on any more. I can't be the person to mitigate, negotiate, mediate in my third language on top of everything else. I am in long-term therapy because I can't manage my own life and only agreed to it because I couldn't bear to wait in the room until someone volunteered (which they never do). I don't do well with conflict and expectations. I'm proud of myself for saying no!
Snort-laugh! That belongs with child sitting quietly at a coffee morning staring at one of the ladies, then "Mrs Robinson just drinks like an ordinary person, she doesn't drink like a fish at all"
Instead of dwelling on the loss of your former self, view this transition as a fresh start. Motherhood is a transformative journey that can lead to significant personal growth. When you have a baby, you become an immediate role model. Focus on becoming the kind of person you want your child to admire.
Daughter was singing "I'm looking over a four-leaf clover." So, I taught ger the Dr. Demento version, "I'm looking over my dead dog Rover." Of course, she decided to sing that version at the school recital. Not a solo thankfully.
There's nothing quite as challenging to your self-identity as spending every day with a little one who can only express themselves through cooing and crying. Motherhood can sometimes feel incredibly isolating, so it's essential to connect with other adults to combat the loneliness that often comes with new parenthood.
Hahahah my boss told me, her kid came running towards her with her face and hands full of chocolate and when the little girl got to her she thought she was being offered chocolate, little girl puts hands on my boss's mouth.....it was poop. She was gagging the whole time she told me the story, it was great! Hahaha
Make an effort to spend time with your friends without your baby, or invite them over for a chat after the baby is asleep. Allocate time with your partner to discuss topics other than your baby. If it seems like you have nothing to talk about beyond the challenges of parenting, consider listening to the same podcast or reading a specific online column so you always have a reliable conversation starter.
We understand, it might seem overwhelming to consider making time for a hobby or passion right now, but returning to the activities that defined your identity before becoming a parent can help you adjust to your new self more smoothly.
Not trying to be mean, just a well meant note: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singular_they
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I have one who is actively trying to gain weight and muscles ... in the mornings I think maybe I just dreamed that I went shopping?
As a teenager I find that pathetic it takes me 2 days at the very most
Just wait till you watch them inhale $85 worth of sushi in 10 minutes
My grandma always tells a story (same story all the time), as she used to buy 2 loafs of bread, 10 rolls (like a small baguette) daily, meanwhile cooking, having breakfast, 2 snack times and lunch (either at school or at home), dinner...and my uncle in his teens used to eat it all and still went to his grandma asking for food that he is hungry...and everytime it was like "your mother doesn't cook?" and she was like "I did! He eats for a whole army!" and the worst thing is - he was never fat.
My elder brother was never fat, but every day he would take half a loaf of bread with him to his room to eat while he did he homework. Mom had to buy gallons of milk every week. My sister learned to cook turkey really well because she was tiredof cooking two chickens for her teenage sons and not getting anything to eat.
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I’m struggling to survive on less than $200/month. And don’t get me started on my prescription plan donut hole making it impossible to eat and get my meds in the same month. And I’m only cooking for me. Oh, and my refrigerator crapped out so I lost all the groceries I’d stocked it with the day before I realized the compressor was not working. Ugh
dude my son just turned 13 and we call him the vacuum cleaner . he consumes everything i put in the fridge , i swear he gets taller every second ..i'm scared for my wallet
It's milk in our house-we get through 3 litres a day somehow (thats about 5 pints). Are they bathing in it?? They've also a tendency to eat bricks of cheese-they'll get in from school and claim that they're getting a snack because dinner won't be ready for a while. Their idea of a "snack" is a packet of Jacobs crackers spread with half a pound of butter and a pound of cheddar.
A box of cereal in a sitting. How he goes to bed after they much sugar is amazing.
I used to wonder why parents complained about how expensive kids were. I passed down my kids' stuff, breastfed (didn't have to buy formula) etc. Then I learned about kids' sports, birthday parties, school supplies...good grief kids are expensive!
Having a creative outlet, whether it's drawing, photography, writing, or cooking, can increase your happiness and add some variety to the daily routine of changing diapers and being available around the clock. Even if it's as simple as adding a pinch of cumin to your tuna salad or jotting down "I MADE A HUMAN!" repeatedly in a notebook, a small dose of what makes you unique can set you on the right path.
Hmm yeah, my 2-year-old also just used WTF in the correct context ... Lucky for me I have 2 preteens who throw that around like fresh air, so I'm not the only one to blame... Yikes.
When your every waking moment is dedicated to caring for someone entirely reliant on you, it's simple to overlook self-care. Nonetheless, attending to your own needs is one of the most effective ways to adapt to your evolving identity. Daily showers, a bit of exercise, nourishing meals, and the occasional application of makeup can serve as reminders that you are also worthy of care and deserving of it.
Says someone who has never come into contact with upper class profanity. Also upvote for Maggie Smith
imagine calling your own kids that you yourself birthed "freeloaders"
We get the challenges, whether you're a mom or mom-to-be. We hope these tips prove helpful, and always remember that you're only human, and it's okay to take care of yourself too. If you're in the mood for more mom-life-inspired humor, be sure to check out our earlier posts for a good laugh and a sense of camaraderie!
I love going away with my family. We don't get to do it often because we can't afford it - but time away enjoying a change of scenery really is precious.
hello nargylothatep how are you this evening, are you staying for dinner?
Oh, way, way before that!!! I hate clothes shopping so much that I am definitely wearing some things from before the millennium.
I told my daughter that sometimes people are homeless because they don't have any money and she said: "Why can't they just go and get some out of the machine?" Bless her. I explained that any money that is in the machine is there because I have a job that pays me the money I can withdraw later.
Full fridge and two full freezers. Kids: there is no food in the house.
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The other day, my daugther said: my friends always say what a cool my I have. She seems more like a friend than a mum. And what did she answer: totally. My mum doesn't know how to be a mum. I really don't know how to feel about that... 🤔😦🤣
Parents have to parent sometimes. It's even more difficult when your child thinks you're one of their friends. You're not. You have a duty to bring them up which sometimes means making difficult decisions.
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When your newborn pees all over you and everything around for a third time in a row and you know you cannot scream on him so you just swear and call him names in a nice calming mother voice 🙈
why not? its just words. The fact that people still get bent over some swear words is silly. there are actual bad things in the world to be worried about and some spicy words is not one of them. Id think with the amount of b*tching people do about BP blocking certain words, this would be less of an issue in the comments but here we are.
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The other day, my daugther said: my friends always say what a cool my I have. She seems more like a friend than a mum. And what did she answer: totally. My mum doesn't know how to be a mum. I really don't know how to feel about that... 🤔😦🤣
Parents have to parent sometimes. It's even more difficult when your child thinks you're one of their friends. You're not. You have a duty to bring them up which sometimes means making difficult decisions.
Load More Replies... When your newborn pees all over you and everything around for a third time in a row and you know you cannot scream on him so you just swear and call him names in a nice calming mother voice 🙈
why not? its just words. The fact that people still get bent over some swear words is silly. there are actual bad things in the world to be worried about and some spicy words is not one of them. Id think with the amount of b*tching people do about BP blocking certain words, this would be less of an issue in the comments but here we are.
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