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Mother's Day is nearly here, which means breakfast in bed, chocolates, flowers, and...relatable memes! Because let's face it, being a mom has its fair share of ups and downs, throwing up all kinds of weird and wonderful scenarios that all proud mommas can relate to.
Sometimes, a little comic relief and the knowledge that you are not alone in this is just the pick-me-up you need to smile and set off to pick up the LEGO for the 126th time today. So grab your coffee, wine, or whatever you fancy, and check out these hilarious mom memes compiled by Bored Panda.
Happy Mother’s Day to all you amazing ladies out there! And if you want even more funny memes, check out an additional batch of mom memes!
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Isabelle 6 years ago
Poor kid interrupted while expressing talent. Always the same story with parents. Shouldn't be too much traumatized if he has inherited father's humour though.
Sharla Voy 5 years ago
As a nanny I’ve taken care of a lot of kids. My rules, just to name a few; No, you are not eating in my car. You are not to put your face or your fingers on the windows. If you really have to fart, let me know so I can roll down all the windows. You are not allowed to play ANY musical instruments in the car. Do not ever put your feet and push the back of my seat. If you put your muddy boots on any part of the car, (except the floor) I will give you wet towels so you can clean up your own mess, and I don’t care how long it takes. Don’t complain about what music is on the radio, it’s my car and I’m driving it. If you start fighting in the car while I’m driving, I’ll pull the car over until you’re done, (even if you’re black and blue and bleeding) and then I’ll write a note for your teacher and principal telling them you were late because you were fighting and beating each other up. Because it isn’t my fault that the two of you decided to act like barbarians and pummel each other!
We all know Mother's Day exists, and its purpose is to show appreciation for the love, care and nurturing that our amazing moms give us every single day. But what else do you know about Mother's day? Here are some Mother's Day facts that you can impress mom with this sunday, with thanks to Town and Country.
Mother's Day is on different dates each year: Because Sunday is the most relaxing and stress-free day of the week, it is ideal for Mother's Day. That's why it is always celebrated on the second Sunday in May, in the USA at least. In the UK Mother's Day falls instead on the Fourth Sunday of Lent, something dating back much longer than the American Mother's Day.
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TheExtremeSmell 6 years ago
Then I hope invention got necessity a card at least
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Slinkman 6 years ago
'and then.. Uhm a..a.. And then Tommie did the.. Ehm Tommie did the ehm.. And then Tommie did the pencil in the... Ehm... And then Tommie did the pencil in de basket!' ........... 'and then'....
Christine Walsh 6 years ago
WAIT!! what was I saying? I start over.....Dare was dis kid...in my cwass....tommie....no..Johnny!...
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Hisseefit 6 years ago
This is my nine year old daughter. She is so descriptive. Yesterday it was all about her future pet warrior cat that will have black stripes, on black fur that is so long about the length of my finger. You won't see the stripes unless you are close and the light hits it the right way. She has eyes that are blue but with tiny silvery crystal flecks, about 27 flecks each. And she will have blood red claws tipped in silver metal. With battle scars, etc, etc etc. She'll go on for 20 minutes talking about how this cat will look. I tell her to put it to paper.
More calls are made on Mother's Day than any other day of the year: For those of us that can't visit mom in person, the very least you can do is to call her. That's why the second Sunday of May always has a huge spike in phone traffic, around 122 million calls are made on this day in the USA.
Mother's Day is the third highest selling holiday for flowers and plants: What is the ideal gift to brighten up your mom's day and show her that you care? Flowers has to be right up there as a safe choice. Around a quarter of all flowers purchased throughout the year are bought for Mother's Day. Only Christmas and Hanukkah, are busier times for your local florist.
Mother's Day is the busiest day of the year for restaurants: It's not only florists that get a big business boost from all this mom love. In 2018, about 87 million adults made plans to go to a restaurant for Mother's Day. Have you made your reservations yet?
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Joannie Goulet 6 years ago
Don't throw their stuff away without asking. That's not teaching them respect. When I explain to my kids why we should get rid of something they usually agree and feel like their opinion matter.
Susan Perry 5 years ago
Yes! “Ummm...oh! I don’t know where that is!” Because it’s somewhere...in the landfill. Maybe?
Nancy Sargent 5 years ago
If my kid was acting up at the time I may have said "The toy fairy found out you did something naughty and took your toy away, she'll be back tonight if there's any more trouble." hahahaha
The history of American Mother's Day starts with peacemaker Ann Jarvis: During the American Civil War, Ann Jarvis saw a route to peace by creating friendship and community between mothers on both sides of the war. In 1868 she established "Mother's Friendship Day," the beginning of what was to become the modern holiday.
Ann's daughter Anna Reeves Jarvis carried on her mother's legacy by establishing a nationwide observance of Mother's Day in honor of her late mother. The very first Mother's Day was celebrated in 1908, but Reeves Jarvis quickly became disillusioned by the commercial aspect of the holiday. She began starting boycotts, walkouts, and even condemned first lady Eleanor Roosevelt for using the day as a means of fundraising. Reeves Jarvis would eventually use all her money in this fight, and died at the age of 84 in a sanatorium.
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Andrea Careless 6 years ago
No, it’s because they have time to play with them.
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Luna Laluna 4 years ago
My parents: your kids are best behaved children we ever seen! Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Louise Brunet 5 years ago
Because G &G are good listeners and don’t punish them. I know I am a GrandMa myself.
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Teri Donovan 6 years ago
LOL, when my kids got older this is EXACTLY how I spent my Mother's Day. We all went out to a nice breakfast and then my husband took the kids to his mom's for the day...
Needless to say, commercialization completely dominates the holiday now, much like everything else of emotional value. In 2018, over $23 Billion was spent on Mother's Day, with shoppers spending an average of $180 on gifts for their mothers. A nationwide total of $4.6 billion was spent on jewelry, while $4.4 billion went on dinners or brunches. Want to make a stand for Reeves Jarvis, the founder of today's Mother's Day? Fight back against the rampant consumerism that turns everything meaningful into a marketing opportunity? Cook your mother a nice meal, give her a foot massage, take her for a walk in nature, make her a gift with your hands and creativity. She is guaranteed to love it more than any trinket from the shops!
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Panda Kicki 6 years ago
Well..if there is siblings there will be a bit of variation. "MINE,MINE MINE!" :-D
Iguanawoman 6 years ago
Try triplet boys - few parents can complain to my face. (natural pregnancy - 4 month surprise ⚠️⚂
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
My niece says her grandmothers name once then twice then three times. "Gramma... gramma gramma... gramma gramma gramma.
Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
Don't you dare to destroy my hopes that when they turn at least 7 years old this mommy ×10 / minute will be over. Just don't. 😅😅
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Nancy Sargent 5 years ago
When my kids said "Mom" a few times I'd say "Stop honking your mom-horn and give me a minute." lol
Sandy Caudill 5 years ago
Yes, One time I told the girls to call me anything but Mom. I had heard it a million times that day! lol
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Hans 6 years ago
You could also title this the other way around: "When you meet those people who constantly lectured you on what would change if you had children, and you prove them wrong."
Akash GG 6 years ago
Me: having the Nelson Moons laugh at you, pointing at your face...
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knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Unless you clearly see abuse there's no specific right way to raise a child back seat parenting from random people isn't helpful its probably just annoying.
PeachPossum 6 years ago
Personalities play a part in that too. No two kids are exactly alike, even in the same family. My mother raised 5, two girls and three boys. She said she never had to discipline us girls the way she did those boys.
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Tiffany Marie 6 years ago
I don't have kids nor having them in the future. Also in my 20's and both my parents are dead. Honestly not sure why I'm here? Probably wanted to check out what its like on the other side of the fence. Lol Mother's day/ Fathers Day is depressing but, that's life. I got a cat, he was kind enough to take a giant dump on my floor for Mothers Day.
Kristen Hanisch 2 years ago
"Children under two should NEVER have screen time." Yeah, try that when you're pregnant and exhausted and have to find a way to keep your toddler entertained while you pass out for a much-needed cat nap!
Nancy Sargent 5 years ago
Everything is so beautiful and pristine at first...eventually you are flinging pop tarts to kids on bungee cords. lol
Karin Morris 5 years ago
Bet you don't smile when you hear non parents say they will never be parents, muhahahha
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Eric Lafleur 6 years ago
Daughter, standing on my side of the bed at 6 O' clock: "Daddy? Could you give me a glass of milk? Please?" Me: "Go ask your mom". Daughter walks around the bed: "Mommy, can Daddy give me a glass of milk?" Me: "..."
Bored Moogle 6 years ago
I didn't ask my stepfather for anything unless it was a dire emergency. Me and my brother always fled to our rooms when he came home from work and the dog fled to hide under the chair, that's how afraid we were of him.
Diane Phillips-Herman 6 years ago
My son would go out of his way to find me to pour him a drink while he was sitting right next to his dad. He said he liked the way I did it better!
Susan Perry 5 years ago
“I’m in the bathroom! Isn’t there another adult in the house?!” “Yes” “You should go ask him!”
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Vicky Zar 6 years ago
More like: what happened? Is the kid still alive? Was I sleeping too deep? Didn't I hear him/ her?
Jasmine Walker 6 years ago
Oh I felt the ANXIETY in your comment for I have BEEN THERE!
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Diane Ritzow 5 years ago
The first time that my son slept through the night... I woke up and immediately started crying... just KNOWING that my baby was dead. hurried my way to the crib and there he was...... sleeping like a... baby
Bobbie McDonald 6 years ago
This was me after him sleeping through the night 1 day after his first birthday I freaked out.
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Alexandra Davis 6 years ago
He's not even strapped in, fall from that height would be awful for baby!
Laura Martin 6 years ago
OMG, I'm crying... I used to put my son on the passenger side floor of my car in one of these, No such thing as baby seats back in the dark ages.
Joannie Goulet 6 years ago
I remember me and my cousins riding in an open trailer attached to my uncle's pickup truck when I was a kid. And it was perfectly normal back then!
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Jeny Kennedy 6 years ago
There also appears to be either straight grenadine or "cough syrup" in that bottle on the left....Parenting!!!
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knittin' kitten 6 years ago
I made the mistake of bringing my niece to the dollar store once. I spent $21 things with sparkles... I wanted a gift bag and wrapping paper.
Marika Stanway 6 years ago
Just think about the horror her parents experienced when she spread all that glittery s**t all over the house! That will probably make you feel better x
Load More Replies... Hans 6 years ago
Hm...I do not get this one. I take my children on the boring s****y errands, for they then are not boring anymore. Plus, you get a balloon at the hardware store!
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
I guess its because they always say can we get this, buy this, oh please???!!!
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Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago
I was just about to write that. That is one amazing picture.
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Sherry Harvey 6 years ago
If that’s supposed to be the Madonna and Child, somebody didn’t like them very much!
Brenda Owens 6 years ago
Hey! That's my mom's expression to a tea when she's had enough of us.
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gellert grindlewald 3 years ago
for a while I had Galaphobia (fear of milk in general and/or spoiled) and when I started to get back into drinking milk the only way was if it was the longest lasting one and/or chocolate milk.
Kelly Hale 5 years ago
so i buy the cartons that expire the soonest. we go through 14 gallons of milk a week. I switched to goats milk and will be buying my own dairy goat.
Janice Seagraves 6 years ago
I always look for that gallon of milk. One day more is one more day my family can drink da milk.
#17
Kristen Hanisch 2 years ago
Oh goodness! One of the reasons I quit cloth diapering, but the laundry still just never ends!
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Foxxy 6 years ago
Once my kids are asleep it is my wind down time. Don’t care what needs to be done, It’s time for myself or time with hubby.
Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago (edited)
I thought this happened with me only. The other mothers seems to always have all under control. They have time to hand made cakes, full face make up and kids play outside ironed clothes.
hashwadoobies 6 years ago
Sucks to have kids that don't go to bed at bedtime. I never had that problem, I sleep trained and it was soooooo worth it! 8pm every night was MY TIME!!
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Becky Tufts 6 years ago
My kid's school makes you purchase the photo package before the pictures are taken.
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
When I was a kid that was a free service for the parents it never cost them anything more than the price of the pictures $10 maybe
Kristen Hanisch 2 years ago
Haven't gotten that far yet, but I'll probably do what my parents always did: just take the free one and that's good enough!
Nancy Sargent 5 years ago (edited)
My kids always looked like they had been smiling and then someone asked them a question and they were like "what?" So you have that 'almost smile' and the clueless look combined. lol
Cheryl Guth 5 years ago
How I look when I took a handful of grapes at Walmart and walked away!
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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
I don't have kids and I don't look like that.
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Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago
it works both ways. when I was a kid my parents always wanted me to be friends with their friends' kids. I never had anything in common with them.
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Nikki D 6 years ago
Is it really that catchy? I really wanna hear it but don't want to doon myself to forever repeating it. I never got over the hot potato ditty!
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
Do it... Dooooo itttttt... you know you want to. Do-do do-do-do-do...
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
I still have the Muppet song Mana Manahm stuck on repeat from the 90's. Luckily I haven't been forced to listen to this yet! I still haven't forgiven my son for showing me Charlie the Unicorn, or for being the reason I googled "blue waffle"! He is 19 years old & this is now a 6 year grudge!
Fred Burrows 6 years ago
My niece when I offered to replace the Frozen CD that "accidentally fell out" when she opened the minivan door.
it's me again 6 years ago
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Kristen Hanisch 2 years ago
The upside about working in special ed for several years before starting my own family: I've already banned Baby Shark, Elmo, and anything Cocomelon from my home! 😂
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PeachPossum 6 years ago
My cousin took her 4 year old son and infant daughter for a stroll around the neighborhood. About halfway into their walk, she realized her son was sucking on a candy. She made him spit it out and asked him where he got it. He said he'd found it on the sidewalk... BLECH!
Enea 6 years ago
My three-year-old recently found chewed gum (!) on the floor of a bus (!!) and threw flat on the floor to scoop it up with her lips (!!!), not her hands. Happened so quickly I couldn't prevent it. Feeling ever-so-slightly sick ever since.
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Hazy Egg 6 years ago
My son, when he was 3, had a mouth full of chewing gum on a trip to D.C. with his dad. When his dad asked him where he got the gum, he pointed to the sidewalk and said, "It's everywhere Daddy. Do you want some?". His mouth was full! It was a month before his dad told me the story. My son is 23 now, so thankfully he survived, lol.
Sophie Warner 6 years ago
My mum used to be a nanny, she was taking the kids for a picnic & realised the youngest was eating raisins. It took a few moments for her to realise that she hadn't brought any raisins. It was goat/sheep poo!
Hazy Egg 5 years ago
That is hilarious! Disturbing, but hilarious! Kids do the grossest things!
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Shirley Lawrence-Morgan 6 years ago
My son used to literally lick the shopping cart handle. He's had a lot of antibiotics but he's 27 now so he survived
Joannie Goulet 6 years ago
My kids do this kind of stuff all the time. I'm surprised we have not caught ebola by now.
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Suzanne Clark 6 years ago
Even worse, our neighbor's toddler was found in the backyard with half, yes, half an earthworm in his mouth. I still gag just thinking about it...gotta go.
Sophia Christina 6 years ago
People eat those. Not as bad as you think, but I wouldn't eat one!
Load More Replies... Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago (edited)
Anyway we don't use street shoes inside the house, but after kid, is extremely forbidden (religion, cult level) shoes inside the apartment. He eats shoes. I Notice before he starts to walk with the shoes though.
Denise Todd 3 years ago
I was talking to another mom at a McDonald's and her 4 year old daughter had to use the bathroom. We stood right outside the door talking when the little girl came out rubbing a tampon applicator on her cheek saying that it smelled so pretty. You've never seen a mom react so fast!
Vanessa Strickland 5 years ago
I let my 6 year old son stroked a snake at a petting zoo. Because snakes can carry salmonella, I reminded him to wash his hands afterwards and he did so/ with his tongue 😬
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Panda Kicki 6 years ago
Just put a foot on it and buy a bit more time 😉 And possibly recycle quite a lot of it.
Magpie 6 years ago
AAAnd buy a few more bins for the recycling part, and a bigger bin for the non recycle.......
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Andrew Wozniak 6 years ago
depends where you live I guess. I only see one or two things in that can that can be recycled here where I live.
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Hans 6 years ago
Oh, this stupid meme again. Your kids did not decide to be born. Providing with their basic needs, such as wamrths, shelter, hygiene, and food is your frigging task. Everything else is neglect. Thus, the kid might be wrong, but what the picture shows is just a ridiculous attitude.
R.s. Potter 6 years ago
Plus, you'd have to buy all those things anyway! Those of us who don't have children certainly don't live out in the forest, scrounging grubs and berries.
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Bored Moogle 6 years ago
Except you are legally responsible for taking care of your kid. Stop doing and you will get a visit from CPS.
BusLady 6 years ago
This just makes me think about the kids who are being raised in poverty. They will never have an iPhone or a new bike. They know what it's like to not have the above "things." Sorry to be a downer.
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Kristen Hanisch 2 years ago
Sounds like that English muffin ad! "Do you hear anything?" Kids going nuts in the kitchen. "Neither do I."
Janice Seagraves 6 years ago
My grandkids live with me. I'm not going to have nice furniture ever.
Donna Cheung 6 years ago
I have this stuff dog and my kid plays with it. It's so ironic sometimes.
TheExtremeSmell 6 years ago
That’s why my mom always put us in the kennel first thing in the morning to burn off steam before breakfast
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Not-so-MadMax 6 years ago (edited)
she's coveren in Salvia plants... explains why it's not working though..
Bored Fox 6 years ago
If it would be Salvia Divinorum then it would work. :D Other Salvia plants do not work.
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Foxxy 6 years ago
Oh god, that would kill me. Can’t stand lavender, smells awful, gives me headaches and effects my allergies.
Kari Panda 6 years ago
Thank you! I always feel like I‘m the only one who doesn’t like that smell.
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
This reminds me of my (then 16 year old) son throwing chips at his (then 14 year old ) sister, so the seagulls would mob her! Kids are great... I have to admit I struggled to tell him off for that one though, because it was quite funny!
Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
Yes, all the time. I have more rest cleaning the kitchen than sitting in living room. But I kind of love the attention because they are in this cute age that they always want to kiss me.
Bernard Kennedy 5 years ago
The first person they have seen since lock down with fish and chips
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Slinkman 6 years ago
Hope that's a waterproof watch, otherwise it will soon be time to buy a new one.
Sawyer Clevinger 4 years ago
No thats not he is shocked and is thinking about the money to get the new watch
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Sophie Warner 6 years ago
You can teach your kids to say please & thank you constantly & they will forget instantly. They hear you say Motherf*%ker once & they will never stop saying it! Wonderful!?!
Nia Loves Art 6 years ago (edited)
Never do this. It was torture for me as a child. I would sit on the stairs or behind the door straining to hear.
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Hans 6 years ago
Anyone explain this to me? Maybe I should stop talking around kids, so that they could get a start...
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
So kids, especially toddlers, (from my understanding,) like to tell stories about their day, but they include every little detail, and they lose their train of thought quote a few times, making the story last a REALLY long time...
Load More Replies... TheExtremeSmell 6 years ago
This is why I tell my kids trees can hear and grow from hearing stories
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Hans 6 years ago
A team of dotors and nurses, half a hospital for yourself, a team of make-up artists and stylists might make a slight difference, admittedly.
Jakob Finke 6 years ago
To be fair, cersei, or rather the actress Lena Headey, had the same treatment minus the hospital...xD
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Teri Donovan 6 years ago
Bearing in mind the photo of Harry and Meghan was from almost 2 days AFTER the baby was born.....
Erika Jones 6 years ago
They are super cute. That said, though, you could never have persuaded me to wear white the first few weeks after giving birth - you other moms know what I'm talking about! I hope she put on some dark-colored comfy pants right after this.
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Zenozenobee 6 years ago
Also work with my own mother... specially when she explains me for the umpteenth times that with her way, I was potty-trained at 9 months...
Load More Replies... Steve Cruz 6 years ago
"That's a great idea. Could you watch the kids for a few minutes, I'll be right back." Go and see a movie, get a mani-pedi, then swing by happy hour.
Donna Leske 5 years ago
My m-i-l, yeah. The one that thought it was acceptable to chew food, spit it in her hand and feed it to the baby. No.
Susann Campbell 6 years ago
And this is your kid doing the same face as you are. Good luck Mom.
Ben Steinberg 6 years ago
That's my face reading all the damn comments from people who clearly don't have kids...
miten sasmita 6 years ago
Bahaha my in law said never hit my kid under any circumstance. Meanwhile my husband said that she pinched him until blue countless times. Lol
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Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
If we switch the people's roles around then that would be my childhood.
Bored Fox 6 years ago
That is true. My dad was always the one who wanted the other people's candy.
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Kera Tucker 6 years ago
I think manufacturers make candy, snack foods, and junk food in loud wrapping paper for a reason. My bag of broccoli is silent. IJS
Nostalgic Hyena 6 years ago
This is my stepsiblings (about my age) when we keep snacks in the basement. One of them ate my whole pack of brownie-filled cookies..
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Jodi Moreno 6 years ago
I have a BIG cat (15 1/2 lbs), and she's LONG. She doesn't need a foot stool to reach the sink. I was watering a plant in the sink when she put her front paws on the edge of the counter and looked in. Her back paws were still on the floor. My big kitty. :)
Lydia Reaves 5 years ago
One of these days I'm throwing all the dishes away and closing the kitchen!
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Slinkman 6 years ago
Well, i work with toddlers and let me tell you ; toddlers have their own will en personalities, but parenting is absolutely a big part in how they act. Some people have spoiled brats because they raised them as spoiled brats. No child is perfect, but parenting has a huge stake in your childs behaviour.
Hans 6 years ago
And on top of that: even babys have a very good sense of emotions. They will resonate with how you behave. Thus, toddlers may show selfish behaviour, but if they go havoc their parents have often their share in that. I think as a parent you (and I) need enough self-refleciton to acknowledge that.
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Zori the degu 6 years ago
I never screamed, banged and did anything wrong as a kid.Everyone that knows me verify it.I just wasn't a dumb attention seeker and had enough imagination to find myself acceptable things to do.However, the fact I got lucky with parents really helps. They are amazing, supportive people, but still, I remember some of the few times I actually did something wrong and got a justified punishment. I don't see parents do this with their kids anymore. They let them run wild. I can't count the times I watched a 3-5 years old kid and marvelled at their stupidity and their parents not doing anything about disciplining them. I never thought about doing any of these things after I became 3 years old. And even if I did, I would'd likely gotten a smack on the butt(it has only happened 3 times). I've checked many child psychology works and parents these days usually get it entirely wrong.Same applies for fellow dog people as well. People used to be too harsh. Now they re too mushy and lost control.
BusLady 6 years ago
I would never have mis-behaved like that. My dad was very abusive. So good to hear that you had great parents. Reasonable punishment teaches children to behave. No punishment teaches them that it is okay to mis-behave. Excessive punishment can only have bad results. I'm glad your parents found that happy medium.
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We'llSee 6 years ago
Well mine tried this a few times, but learned, the very second things got out of control, we left the cart, I didn't care if it was full, we walked to the car and we left and went home, they were put in their rooms (remove their audience) until control was regained. It worked for us. If I told them I was going to do something I stuck to it.
Andrea Careless 6 years ago
Toddlers will behave badly and test the limits. If they’re doing it a lot, that’s a problem. If they’re doing it occasionally, that’s normal. Read some books on child development.
Donna Cheung 6 years ago
My kid only behaves like an a**hole in front of us, and an angel to everybody else. Why?
Tahoe Nevada 6 years ago
Yeah, no. Imma preschool teacher. If the kid is bad, it’s 95% bad parenting.
Tahoe Nevada 6 years ago
Yeah, no. Imma preschool teacher. If the kid is bad, it’s 95% bad parenting. Full stop.
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Sarah Schoenhaar 6 years ago
Well, yeah- that's why she's walking off the plank! Can't step on legos in the water.
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Susan Perry 5 years ago
“Y’all!! Please! Let this tablecloth be clean for at least 30 minutes!” Speaking to hubs.
Freya the Wanderer 6 years ago
Happens every time. As soon as everything is tidy, another mess happens.
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alwright 6 years ago
My mom actually did save all my artwork. But I found out it was actually so she could sell it if I become famous
Valerie Gibson 6 years ago
After a certain point I'd just say to my daughter "oh, Grandma is going to LOVE this one, let's put it in the envelope to mail to her."
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karen snyder 6 years ago
I'm dying!! I can't tell which is funnier, that this is what she feels like after a long day, or that Post Malone has kinda looked like an overworked Mother on the verge of a breakdown the whole time and I never saw it. (blurring facial tattoos helps, a lot.)
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Jeny Kennedy 6 years ago
Or when you get home from work and go straight to the laundry room to change into pants with an elastic waistband...
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lps Dimond 6 years ago
happens ALL the time. im in the shower, and the kid comes in. AND he's nosy. he will want to WATCH you get dressed
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Sadie Shapiro 6 years ago
Somehow my family manages to ALWAYS call my name when I'm in the bathroom. I'll be sitting on the couch for three hours and won't hear a peep, but the second I go to the bathroom and close the door I just hear "SADIEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Kimberly Claar 6 years ago
Taking a bath is worse. A shower has movement. You, sitting in a tub, with an audience of every pet, kid AND husband equals awkward!
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
When I was a little girl (as an adult I get why it was creepy) I used to love watching my dad shave. He grew weird face hair every day I guess I thought that interesting
Kathy Baylis 6 years ago
I went through that phase too. I had four older brothers, so my household was predominantly male. He'd put a little shaving cream on my face and give me a comb to "shave " it off. I'd shadow him and make the sameness faces he did.
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Slinkman 6 years ago
We always had a cup with a lady on it. Nobody wanted that cup because of the lady. Oh my, the little fights we had over who had to take that stupid cup. Life was kind of simple back then, wish my biggest problems as an adult where like the 'lady cup - problem'.
Michelle Powell 5 years ago
‘Lady cup problem’ is a whole ‘ nother conversation, but I get what you mean. We had glasses with lines on them, and my brothers had to have them poured up to the same line exactly, or there would be conSEQuenCES!!!
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knittin' kitten 6 years ago
My niece freaked because it was green she wanted the black one 3 years old and black is her favorite color I love her so much
Steve Cruz 6 years ago
Gosh, now I know not to give multicolor plate or bowl sets for baby showers. My mom would have picked up my plate, thrown out the food, and put me to bed.
Kelly Hale 5 years ago
one day i tried to out smart my child. I pored the same liquid in all the color cups to the same level. the little s**t drank them all.
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Slinkman 6 years ago (edited)
The best thing about mothersday gifts from young children is how proud they always are. It's your task to wear it with pride yourself ;)
Amanda Ammermann 6 years ago
I actually make it a point to compliment moms if I see them wearing a kids gift, especially if the kid is right there too
Tracy Wolfe 6 years ago
Elementary school...tuna can lined with red velvet, macaroni noodles glued on the outside and painted gold.
Laura Martin 6 years ago
I made my mother glittery cork earrings in camp. When I asked her why she never wore them she said "I'm saving them for a special occasion".
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Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
As a teenager, I remember doing these from childhood, but I dont think humanity really realizes hiw mich moms (and dads,) do for the world. Thank you moms. 💗
Tor Rolf Strøm 6 years ago
I'm no mom, but I do have a mom, and several siblings. These are pretty funny.
Effseven Six 6 years ago
At 16 I raised my 2 cousins, now I'm a step mom all of these are true lol
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
To all moms out there. Thank you for being the rock your kids can lean on and the superhero that rescues them. I'm not a mom but I have a mom. And I know what I was like as a kid (I was satan incarnate) and she did it all with a smile moms are amazing
no_name 6 years ago (edited)
Hey, about kids not being able to sleep and coming back umpteenth times, doesn't it help to stay with them for like and hour and read them or something so they know they're not alone? Just asking genuine question.
Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
I have more rest cleaning the kitchen than sitting in living room. But I kind of love the attention because they are in this cute age that they always want to kiss me. My kids make my life great and I love them although is not always easy or enjoyable.
Lizzie the Crayon 6 years ago
As a teenager, I remember doing these from childhood, but I dont think humanity really realizes hiw mich moms (and dads,) do for the world. Thank you moms. 💗
Tor Rolf Strøm 6 years ago
I'm no mom, but I do have a mom, and several siblings. These are pretty funny.
Effseven Six 6 years ago
At 16 I raised my 2 cousins, now I'm a step mom all of these are true lol
knittin' kitten 6 years ago
To all moms out there. Thank you for being the rock your kids can lean on and the superhero that rescues them. I'm not a mom but I have a mom. And I know what I was like as a kid (I was satan incarnate) and she did it all with a smile moms are amazing
no_name 6 years ago (edited)
Hey, about kids not being able to sleep and coming back umpteenth times, doesn't it help to stay with them for like and hour and read them or something so they know they're not alone? Just asking genuine question.
Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
I have more rest cleaning the kitchen than sitting in living room. But I kind of love the attention because they are in this cute age that they always want to kiss me. My kids make my life great and I love them although is not always easy or enjoyable.
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