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Welcome to the official "Oh No, I Forgot To Get a Gift For The Woman Who Literally Gave Me Life" panic-scroll. Your mom has spent the last several decades perfecting the art of the selfless, "Oh, you don't need to get me anything, dear." It's a trap. A beautiful, well-intentioned trap.

She is the queen of putting everyone else first, which means her own desires are a national secret buried deeper than the family's secret cookie recipe. But fear not. We've gone on a high-stakes reconnaissance mission to find the things she would never, ever buy for herself, but absolutely, 100% deserves. Get ready to finally give a gift that gets a reaction beyond the classic, "Oh, it's just so... nice."

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    Nothings Screams "You Deserve Some Cozy Time On The Couch" More Than This Chunky Knit Blanket

    Chunky knit cream blanket in a basket, a cozy Christmas gift perfect for making moms cry happy tears this holiday season

    Review: "This throw looks luxurious, soft and plush at an affordable price compared to other like products. Appears durable and of good quality." - Sokri11

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    A Cat Trivet Will Protect Her Countertops From Hot Pans With The Kind Of Adorable, Slightly Judgmental, And Deeply Unimpressed Stare That Only A Cat Can Truly Master

    Review: "Cute and fun. And protects my counters when it counts. Very easy to clean. Ideal size even for 12 inch fry pans or soup pots. Retains shape." - Ctlvr

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    A Set Of Linbsunne Ballpoint Pens Will Make Her To-Do List Feel Less Like A Never-Ending Scroll Of Existential Dread And More Like A Fancy, Five-Star, "I'm-So-Put-Together" Document

    Review: "One of the best pens I’ve ever had! Writes so smoothly, and the texture of the pen and grip is amazing. I gave some of my pack away to share with others, so I will definitely be buying more!" - Courtney Thang

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    That Soul-Shattering, Post-Shower Moment Of Cold-Air-Hitting-Wet-Skin Can Be Officially Banished From Her Life Forever With A Towel Warmer

    That Soul-Shattering, Post-Shower Moment Of Cold-Air-Hitting-Wet-Skin Can Be Officially Banished From Her Life Forever With A Towel Warmer

    Review: "Purchased this for my niece since she is so cold blooded! She absolutely loves it! She warms her bath towel while she showers and steps out to a warmed towel. She uses it with her blankets when she is watching television also. It's very well made, beautiful in her bathroom, easy to operate, well worth the money! Highly recommend!" - Doris NC

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    Let's take a quick look at the contents of your virtual shopping cart. It should be a beautiful, chaotic tribute to the multi-faceted woman who raised you. There's a little bit of her secret nerdy side, a nod to her sophisticated taste, and a healthy dose of "I see you're still using that ancient kitchen gadget from 1987, and I'm staging an intervention." You are a curator of joy, a champion of the woman who deserves to be spoiled.

    Woman wearing a high-tech eye massager relaxing, one of the perfect Christmas gifts making moms cry happy tears.

    Review: "Relaxing vibration, with just enough pressure to relieve the stress from my head and eyes... heat is just right to soothe my tired eyes... even my son uses it before he sleeps... it literally relaxes not only my eyes but the whole body because of the soft, relaxing music that comes with the massage... I highly recommend it." - Belle

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    Moon lamp glowing warmly held by a hand-shaped stand, a perfect Christmas gift idea for moms this holiday season.

    Review: "I have given this moon light globe to 2 different people and have been pleased to see they keep it out year round. Very pretty, nice gift." - Gail

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    A Smiling Planter Pot Will Give Her Favorite Plant A Cheerful Face That Will Stare At Her All Day Long

    A Smiling Planter Pot Will Give Her Favorite Plant A Cheerful Face That Will Stare At Her All Day Long

    Review: "This pot is adorable! Just the right size to fit on almost any shelf in my home. Built solid and it looks great!" - Dylan s

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    That Deeply Satisfying, Clicky-Clacky Sound Of A Bygone Literary Era Can Now Be A Part Of Her Daily Email Routine With A Wireless Typewriter Keyboard

    That Deeply Satisfying, Clicky-Clacky Sound Of A Bygone Literary Era Can Now Be A Part Of Her Daily Email Routine With A Wireless Typewriter Keyboard

    Review: "I LOVE this keyboard! There’s something so pleasant about how the keys feel as you’re typing. Connecting it to Bluetooth is super easy and I have had no issues with it. Highly recommend." - Amazon Customer

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    Mongo Marcia
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    4 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I feel about the IBM Selectric. Preferably in blue. Why yes, I'm old.

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    Recipe binder with casserole dish photo, fresh tomatoes, garlic, and herbs on wooden table for Christmas gifts

    Review: "I got several of these for my family members so I could give them some of my treasured recipes." - Donna Jones 44

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    Hand holding a glass of red wine outdoors with trees and a lake in the background, perfect Christmas gifts for moms.

    Review: "I bought these glasses as a gift and the recipient was very pleased. They were impressed with the shape." - Diana S

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    Remember, the goal here is to find the gift that makes her feel seen. Not just as a mom, but as the cool, interesting, slightly chaotic human she was before you came along and started eating crayons. Every single item on this list is a tiny, tangible way of saying, "I get it. And I think you're awesome." It's a gift that acknowledges her entire personality, not just the part that reminds you to wear a coat.

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    A Frame-Worthy Gift For The Mom Who Loves To Cherish Memories! This Digital Picture Frame Is The Perfect Way To Display Your Favorite Photos And Make Her Heart Warm And Fuzzy

    Digital photo frame on table with flowers and decorative items, a perfect Christmas gift for making moms cry happy tears.

    Review: "I take a lot of photos and particularly of grandchildren, but decided I didn't want to or have the space for hanging many. Like a digital frame might be my answer and I just wanted a small one to set on my credenza top. This is perfect. It was pretty easy to set up, some things I still haven't figured out how to do the first time but eventually I get there." - ArtistDame1

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    The Stressful, Precarious, And Often Messy Balancing Act Of Transporting A Hot Dish To A Potluck Has Met Its Match With The Insulated Casserole Carrier

    The Stressful, Precarious, And Often Messy Balancing Act Of Transporting A Hot Dish To A Potluck Has Met Its Match With The Insulated Casserole Carrier

    Review: "I have used this a couple of times and I am very happy. Price is good and it keeps my food warm. It holds a lot too." - Ret

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    Jimmer
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    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should have a separate lid for the glass to avoid spills, otherwise, a nice gift.

    Open book under a reading light, illustrating perfect Christmas gifts that make moms cry happy tears.

    Review: "Light works for exactly what I needed it for! Super easy to clip on and light is very bright. The picture I have is on the lowest setting and it plenty bright. Battery life is very good and lasts me quite a while." - Aweezy

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    Candle labeled Mom's Last Nerve lit on granite countertop, a perfect Christmas gift making moms cry happy tears.

    Review: "This candle was a fun gift from my children, who know I need one in each room. Love the essential oil in it!" - Teresa McCutcheon

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    Your Mom Can Now Drink Her Nightly Glass Of "Mom Juice" Like The Glamorous, Main-Character-In-A-Nancy-Meyers-Movie She's Always Been With A Set Of Colored Coupe Glasses

    Your Mom Can Now Drink Her Nightly Glass Of "Mom Juice" Like The Glamorous, Main-Character-In-A-Nancy-Meyers-Movie She's Always Been With A Set Of Colored Coupe Glasses

    Review: "I first bought the wine glasses to have in my wedding suite while my bridesmaids got ready. More recently, I bought these coupe glasses for a birthday party. I love them all! Really stunning. Excellent customer service when I needed to replace a glass. If you’ve been debating, add to cart!" - wendeebee

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    A Set Of Decorative Flower Paperclips Will Make Her Boring, Soul-Crushing Paperwork Feel Less Like A Chore And More Like A Cheerful Garden Party

    A Set Of Decorative Flower Paperclips Will Make Her Boring, Soul-Crushing Paperwork Feel Less Like A Chore And More Like A Cheerful Garden Party

    Review: "I thought these would be bigger than regular paper clips. They are so beautiful that I will keep them. They are well made and very sturdy. The colors are great and these will serve well as place holder in a book." - Megan Lawrie

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    Ece Cenker
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would put these in my hair instead.

    Charcuterie board with assorted cheeses, fruits, nuts, and crackers, a perfect Christmas gift idea for moms.

    Review: "My husband and I gifted this to my brother and his wife. They loved it and I just think it’s the perfect gift because his wife loves to cook and bake." - Tamera Forrester

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    Hand using a colorful milk frother to create foam on iced coffee, a perfect Christmas gift for moms.

    Review: "It is very powerful! It blends powdered drink mixed quickly and froths if you want to. I really like the stand It came with. I keep it on the counter & after I blend my drink I rinse it off & put it back on the stand for next time I need it!" - Tammy

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    Jimmer
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you really want to spend and someone likes to make soup, go with an immersion blender. Your gazpacho or broccoli cheddar will never be the same.

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    A Copy Of The Twilight: Deluxe Collector’s Edition Will Allow Her To Relive The Glorious, Cringey, And Deeply Romantic Saga Of Her Youth In A Way That Is Both Nostalgic And Slightly Embarrassing

    Review: "The special edition is so pretty! I’m a huge twilight fan, so when I saw those magic reveal edges I knew I had to have this. It’s honestly even better in person." - Jessica

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