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Being middle class might mean different things to different people. While some see it as living a super fancy lifestyle without technically being rich, others view it as a stable lifestyle and finally not having to worry about putting food on the table every night.

The American middle class might be shrinking, however, it still makes up the majority, standing at 52 percent of households. So it’s only natural that the internet pays a lot of attention to middle-class shenanigans. For example, the ‘Middle Class Fancy’ account over on Instagram has some utterly hilarious memes to share with all of us, poking fun at the more ridiculous parts of living in a middle-class household and at the differences between different generations.

Go grab yourself some meat and cheese on a piece of wood, scroll down, upvote your fave memes, and let us know which of these got you chuckling the most. Which of these memes did you relate to the most, Pandas? Share your thoughts in the comments.

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#1

Guy Fieri 2024

Guy Fieri 2024

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Megan Curl
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m upvoting this because Dan Price said it!

Khavrinen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But then, "doing more than Congress" is a pretty low bar...

WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just keep those messages from a dystopian society coming. It makes us more aware how fvcking important it is to vote and why we should not take our democratic socialist society for granted.

Tee Witt
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4 years ago

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Not sure how you work out your society is socialist?

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James souder
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

are you really expecting better with people still voting for republicans

Teresa Groth
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s a blessing for all of the hard working people who deserve the help!

Lynda Miller
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anything moves faster than anything in Congress!

Ryan Bitzer
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They wouldn't be restaurant workers if they're unemployed now, would they?

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    #2

    Heck Off Dennis

    Heck Off Dennis

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    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which implies that the same employees and/or clientele are still in attendance at this fine establishment!!!

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    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish we knew. I'm willing to bet someone's sister was involved.

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    Mare Freed
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that would happen to me if I ever went back to a certain bar in Rochester, NY. They NEVER forget. (My crime: I slept with the owner's crush.)

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He Was a menace!

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One person owns everything in the whole town. They all know each other in the town. But this is still hilarious!

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    #3

    Pouring One Out For The Shinseki’s Bathroom

    Pouring One Out For The Shinseki’s Bathroom

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    Wendy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s pretty funny. This couple sounds like they have a great sense of humour

    Laura Catania
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they had kids because I'll bet they had all the mom and dad jokes

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I removed a half-wall between the living room and dining room of our last house, and in the process, had to disable an outlet - the wires for it had run through the wall. I put a blank plate over it, but left a note inside the box to explain what happened.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving stuff in a house, where it won't be found for many years, is cool. When we had new insulation put in the attic, the workman gave me the paper he found---it was about 50 years old, but only the advertising section. When he was finishing, I gave him the whole paper to put up there.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our baseboard through our livingroom - each piece has a reason why I love my husband... it was for him when he was nailing them in, but I wonder if anyone will ever find it?

    Yehudit Hannah Cohn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For one thing, you meant to write "Shinsekis" instead of "Shinseki’s".

    catherine todd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fabulous! This guy is a real joker and I bet his wife knows all about it! :) :) :) smile!

    Stefaan De Clerck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot that a bathroom can't stay the same for ever and have to be renovated at some point in time. Still, they did have a sense of humour.

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    The ‘Middle Class Fancy’ project has a whopping 2.4 million fans on Instagram. A further 122.5k people follow the project’s page on Facebook while Twitter brings in another 16.4k followers. The tagline of MCF is that “LiFe Is GoOd.” A little too good for some middle-class homeowners, judging by the memes the page keeps posting.

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    Despite all the humor, there are some serious issues affecting the middle class. Investopedia notes that the middle class in the US is pulling in far less income than half a century ago. The share of income it was capturing stood at 60 percent back in 1970. Meanwhile, in 2014, the share dropped down to just 43 percent.

    #4

    I’m Speechless

    I’m Speechless

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    ChelleShock
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "waaaaa laaaa!" is the most middle class fancy part of the whole thing.

    Alex the Country Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm the no-fun, Debbie-downer (wah wah) for this kind of thinking. For me this isn't funny. It's sad, and unhealthful to the point of toxicity in a relationship. Honesty in finances is huge. We're almost 30 years in, and learned this the hard way early on. We now have regular meetings to review finances, household projects, life goals, everything. I guess maybe that seems extreme, but once we committed to being a TEAM in every aspect of our lives, it changed our entire world.

    LivingTheDream
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of people that like this is sad. Lying to your spouse is not a good foundation for any relationship.

    Sedna Titanium
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know which is more embarrassing, that she says "waaaaa laaaa" or that Texas Roadhouse is her restaurant of choice

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too (also with store gift cards, like Wal-Mart and Target), but not because my hubby wants us to save money. He can't stick to a budget, so I have to "prepay" for the stuff I want to do later in the month.

    Courtney Harris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she didn't spend so much sneaking the gift cards, husband might not have to say they have to watch their money so much. Just a thought.

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I am horrified with how many people think is good.

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    Seabeast
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually kind of sweet.

    littlesaresare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Financial manipulation and pathological lying is so sweet.

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    #5

    Understandable

    Understandable

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    Carlos Moreno
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes my bank says I can only afford 1k in mortgage and my rent for the past 3 years has been $2700 and still have to pay electricity, water, cable, Internet, trash disposal, renters insurance, and association.

    Belinda Crum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t! Where do you live? You're place must be pretty damn sweet.

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    Nona Wolf
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Translation: The bank is afraid to lend you money because they doubt your ability (or willingness) to repay the loan. They don't care if rent costs you more - it's not their problem.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the bank has to follow rules in the approval of your application for a mortgage to "protect the buyer". Sadly those rules are totally insane, and that's why banks can't approve a mortgage of $500 per month, while you have evidence that you've been paying $1500 on rent for the past 10 years.

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    Carlos Moreno
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    4 years ago

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    Tracy Jimenez
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bank told me the same thing. I did end up finally getting a loan and paid off my 30 year mortgage in 16 years. Had many sleepless nights but it I'm so grateful I got the loan. My payment was $700/month and 1 bedroom rentals now go for $1500/month.

    Tove Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Norway we got something called a "starterloan", it's for people who can afford to pay a mortgage, but can't afford to save up for he equity you need to get the mortgage. You can apply to your county. Norway believes it's better to own your home than to rent a home

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pfft no place you live that has places renting for 1400 and only able to buy fr $950 a month.

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am in the same boat, I just don't understand it

    DotC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I have over 25 years experience but I can’t get a job that pays anyone’s idea of rent. Too many new grads that are cheap and easily manipulated.

    catherine todd
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bank always said I couldn't afford to PAY RENT on anything at all - and of course not BUY a house! That's why I build houses and renovate now... so the banks can GTH. Hahaha!

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    #6

    Congrats Jonathan

    Congrats Jonathan

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all fun and games until cutbacks are necessary.

    James souder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats funny i heard he was sexually abusing all the employees that work there

    AmandaKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's using company funds to pay for his vacations that's embezzlement.

    Charlotte A.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Jonathan has a more developed sense of humour than his brother...

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jonathan, he’s our kind of employee!

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one co worker and a boss. We should have an EOTM and pass it between us each month 😂

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why blur out his name and photo? He’s obviously Jonathan Warrington and looks like the guy in the photo. If the caption is to be believed.

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    In short, it’s implied that the American middle class is shrinking and getting poorer, as the population in the extreme bottom and top of the economic spectrum continues to increase.

    Pew Research explains that it’s not just the working class that felt the brunt of the Covid-19 pandemic. The Center’s survey from April and May 2020 found that 36 percent of lower-income and 28 percent of middle-income adults lost their jobs or had to take a paycut because of the pandemic and lockdowns. At the same time, 22 percent of upper-income Americans were in the same situation.

    #7

    Exhilarating

    Exhilarating

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    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till "regularity" becomes the highpoint of your day...

    Lemuel Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing. Going to the bathroom without any issues.

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    Ann Coffman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cardinals too. We have a mated pair that show up every year.

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    Krs10Hall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my life now. Straight up.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're 11 floors up. The only birds we see up here are a flock of pigeons and a few hawks. We have some pinwheels on the balcony to keep the pigeons away. It was THE most exciting moment when I happened to gaze at a pinwheel at the same fleeting moment that a very confused hummingbird stopped by this massive fake flower for a sec and then flew away. Delightful!

    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should be! Males or females or combo?

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think a lot of people think that. Life is actually the most boring at the beginning, like the 30 first years, then it becomes better.

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about that. I'm still in my 30s. My life recently calmed down, and I'm enjoying the monotony. My whole life has been full of excitement: river rafting, Arctic trekking, zip-lining through jungles, not knowing where I was going next. It was fun, but tiring. I'm still open to wild adventures, but I also enjoy staying at home more now. HOWEVER, some of my adventures were with an older friend. He lived a pretty boring life until his 50s; then he feared he would regret "missing out". He mostly wanted to do nature stuff, since he had stayed in big cities most of his life; but we also explored different cities for food and music. There is nothing wrong with boredom, as long as you are content.

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    Danielle Lafrance
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get excited when I open a new jigsaw puzzle.

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    #8

    I Hate That We’re Like This

    I Hate That We’re Like This

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    I I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats the shizel

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until they ask you to elaborate at the interview!

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    Sheila Stamey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was HIRED on the power of this statement on my resume, in the area where I was giving the explanation of a time gap in employment. " Recently completed an exceptionally successful and educational outward bound course of study, in early childhood development and management. Recently completed said course in that I enrolled both my five and six year old sons in public school and no longer need to stay home and guard against fire damage. "

    Jennifer Brekke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like 'you're not a dishwasher, you're an underwater ceramic detailer'.

    Lemuel Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about " Single handedly saved the universe from eternal darkness"

    J.L. Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel as though MuyiwaSaka and I must've been under the same command in the military! All our annual reviews are preposterously worded.

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    #9

    Better Make It 6

    Better Make It 6

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And always one underpants more than needed...

    tuzdayschild
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more? I always pack a week more. Then I bring them home and put back in their drawer.

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    Big Chungus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You always have to pack more just in case your 3 day trip becomes a 6 month adventure and survival for life

    Pau Tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

    Alex the Country Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha omg I ALWAYS think I need my French horn on vacation. Hahahaha.

    Steena Steelia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sewing kit from the 80s never used, goes in the bag.

    David Geurtsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't even THINK about leaving all twelve mouthpieces.

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    There’s absolutely nothing wrong with financial stability or providing for your family. However, what is a problem is the lack of financial education in schools. Sam Dogen, the founder of the Financial Samurai personal finance website, told Bored Panda during an earlier interview that the biggest barrier for people to become rich is the lack of education.

    “We learn things like chemistry, geology, and English in high school and college, but there are no mandatory courses on personal finance. For example, if more people thoroughly understood their mortgage contracts before signing, the housing crisis between 2008– 2010 may not have been as deep,” Sam said that financial education can even help reduce the severity of economic crises if applied properly and on a wider scale.

    #10

    Congrats On The New Ride Doug

    Congrats On The New Ride Doug

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    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't look back at it after you park it, you bought the wrong one.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just sat for an hour in my car that I got from my wife when I retired.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, doesn't want to get chip crumbs in his new car.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll do that when I finally by my Harley Davidson, I'm nearly there!! "I cut back on the JD so I can by a HD" that would make a good country song!!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't step on his joy. Go out and find your own.

    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Subaru WRX so I don't blame Doug one bit. That's a damn nice car.

    Girts Frīdbergs
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Understandable. I sometimes do that. I don't own a car.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living the dream. With chips.

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    #11

    middleclassfancy , www.tumblr.com Report

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They both should go home and change.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Into a different, same looking set of clothes :-D

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    Kirk Mckeever
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did The Fashion Police let either ONE of them out of the house with those gawd-awful SHOES!!??

    Kay Maxey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad’s shoes were made to go sockless. I think the kid is faking it. Nobody wears tie on shoes without socks!

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    Sheila Stamey
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they both go change it could happen again...

    Lyone Fein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with going as twins?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well two guys around the same age, with matching outfits in pink shorts? Around here people would be thinking something else entirely.

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    Mshauri Mazuri
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, mom bought the shirt and the short on sale that has buy 1 take 1 on it😂

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say goodbye to your part of the legacy.

    Ileana Sky Aviles
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cute! I'd like to go twinning with my dad but he's not so fun

    Suzanne Lee Rouland
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a brother psychic thing. I played an MMORPG (AION) and two bros who lived in different states unknowingly created toons that were nearly identical.

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    #12

    Good Lord Judi

    Good Lord Judi

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who craft with fabric are VERY protective of their fabric scissors.

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I've used tweezers that were more than $100 a pair, so I get it. People act like this is strange, but how would tech workers feel about kids messing around in the file system of their work computer? How would a cook feel about using a chef knife to open boxes? And cast iron... not even going to touch that one. Whether you are a professional or a serious hobbyist, many of us have tools we are protective of.

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    Frozengeckolover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate. My husband used my favorite crafting scissors to open plastic packages. He didn't understand why I was so mad, until I asked him how he would feel if I used his favorite pocket knife to cut tin cans. He never touched my scissors again.

    Ashley Oleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fabric scissors are expensive, same with rotary cutters. Use kitchen shears.

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The good scissors” Orange handles, rhymed with ‘Whiskers’. And don’t even think about touching them.

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But those zig-zag edges will be so cool on the tortilla wraps.

    Karen Grace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good stuff isn't cheap. Especially in specialty tools.

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    Monic Krugell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks Judi, I am left handed and my LEFT HANDED FABRIC SCISSORS are ALWAYS my very right handed family's first choice for cutting almost anything. Next offense is punishable by DEATH!!!

    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then they want to ask why I haven't taken their pants in yet or something of that nature

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    “In another example, if more people knew they could negotiate a severance instead of quit with nothing, more people would have a more comfortable financial runway to take their time and find a new job or start a new business that is truly meaningful to them. The more people are empowered with financial knowledge, the better financial decisions they can make to ultimately live the lives they desire.”

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    #13

    It’s Quite Simple

    It’s Quite Simple

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it must have been really hard work to convince his parents to pay off his loans and buy him a house. Those whose parents are not doing these things for them are not asking them hard enough.

    AmandaKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents died while I was in school. I've tried a Ouija board but I don't think Venmo requests can cross the nether so I guess I'm just effed.

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    Leigh C.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Had parents pay off my loans & buy me a house" -_-

    Lulu Lemons
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was prepared to be offended and instead I'm laughing

    mindy burrow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you also want to award yourself credit for being free of educational and mortgage debt, without actually earning it or making sacrifices to achieve those end goals, rather than attributing that accomplishment to your father? Sounds like Daddy found the only solution to getting your special dead asz outta his house!

    Mike Rodrick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    0 days without sarcasm! Good one!

    Amanda Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well done son. I did that all on my own.

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    #14

    Looks Pretty Sick

    Looks Pretty Sick

    korndiddy Report

    Zaza
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did a re-shoot of these photos for a try guys video. It was hilarious. To be found on yt

    Little Dino
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayeee, it's Zach from the Try Guys!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conclusion : mothers are always wrong, and you should not let them forget it.

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son got some with legs so big he got all twisted up in them and fell on the ground trying to get out of the car when I was dropping him off at school. The leg openings were as big as the waist opening. We wore stuff equally as stupid looking though. It is a rite of passage.

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    #15

    I Feel Like This Guy Is Living Inside A Mcf Meme @doyouevenlift

    I Feel Like This Guy Is Living Inside A Mcf Meme @doyouevenlift

    middleclassfancy , Dan Hill Report

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to a guy in a bar in Spain, he fell asleep in the toilet and woke up when everyone had gone home. He came out the toilets and tripped the silent alarm. The alarm company phoned the owner and told then that the cameras cold see a guy poring himself a beer and siting at the bar. The punter was quoted saying " I'd had a few and fell asleep on the can. When I woke up the bar was empty so I called the police (guardia civil) and waited but the took a while to find the owner to bring the keys so I thought I'd have beer" The owner said that next time he'd check the toilets properly but wasn't doing to charge him for the beer.

    ArmyDog07
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I bought my truck in 2013 my wife and I got locked in the dealership, well the parking lot. It was late by the time we were done with the paperwork, and we went out and got in the truck and we were playing around for about 10 minutes with the stuff on the inside, and we went to leave and the gates were locked. Had to call the police dept., and they had to call the manager to come down to let us out.

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    Mani Meko
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studied at the library, went to the toilet in the basement. Heard the tape announcement twice they always played 15 minutes before the library closed at 9pm. Didn’t think much of it as it was midday. Slowly trotted upstairs and up to the first floor where my favorite desk was - because it had a lamp. No one there, friend next to me gone, lights out, only my lamp on. It was kind of creepy and that‘s when I realised something might be off. Went downstairs only to see the library doors almost closed and one employee shouting at me „Get out!!!“ There has been a bomb threat and they evacuated the building and almost locked me in. It was exam time so probably some frustrated student went a bit too far. Two hours later the building was clear and we were back on our books.

    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you can finally use the machines that are always taken!

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Open 24 hours a week, not a day.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely the lifeguard would have noticed there was some in the pool still? This is so dangerous

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Health clubs don't all have lifeguards. If you're a member at one with a pool there are generally clauses to say that you won't use it unless competent, and if you do it's at your own risk. As children are not allowed in and many are 24 hours (not always staffed), it makes sense.

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    Markus Holstein
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't say 24 hours *in a row*

    Mercy Wanjiru
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once locked in the library at campus. I wasn't reading, just using the WIFI. The walls were glass, so luckily as a guardsman was doing his rounds, he saw me. Turns out the Library had been locked like two hours ago, and I just never noticed. The person with the keys was home already, and that was an hour away. Soo many people had to be called, and there was a little crowd outside by the time I got out. Never lived it down.

    May Day
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The staff should check the area before closing.

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    littlesaresare
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid there was a sort of kid's club-daycare kind of thing at the club my parents went to for dancing. I was reading in the hallway off the main room (of the kid's club), near the toilets. Apparently no one bothered to check there before packing up and I came out to find all the lights off and myself locked in the kid's club. Thankfully the same hallway had a side door that led to the kitchens of the main club, and since the person also hadn't bothered to lock that door, I was able to go through and found my parents.

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does staff not clean or check everywhere?

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think gyms get cleaned by someone?

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    According to financial expert Sam, saving has to ‘hurt,’ otherwise, you’re likely not saving enough. “One of the key mantras I tell my readers is this: If the amount of money you’re saving each month doesn’t hurt, you’re not saving enough! Too many people go through life, paying no attention to their finances. Then they wake up 10, 15, 20 years from now and wonder where all their money went. Always pay yourself first. By paying yourself first after each paycheck, and making it hurt a little to change your spendy ways, only then will you know whether you are saving enough.”

    #16

    Waiting On Them To Drop Dill Pickle Flavor

    Waiting On Them To Drop Dill Pickle Flavor

    alexblagg Report

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do have some unusual flavors now.

    RandomBeing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once ate oreos that had pop rocks in them

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My all time favorite was when they made "Cookies & Cream Oreos"; At that point, I knew they were just screwing with us now

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm waiting for the "flamin' hot nacho cheese!" flavor.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we got some Lady Gaga flavour ones. Turns out she’s ordinary flavour, but with a pink packet. Disappointed

    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    crosses fingers.... "please be jalepeno, please be jalepeno..."

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lately it's been what kind of abomination has KD come up with.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually want to try the new cider and donuts flavor just to see how it tastes.

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey coated wasabi double stuff thins

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm onion and garlic!

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    #17

    The Millennial Dream

    The Millennial Dream

    Joe_WBarnes Report

    Isah izzy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stopped spending money on feeding, personal hygiene, electricity for a year and now I'm the proud owner of Pluto

    Thomas Sweda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see a coffee stain or avocado stain anywhere!

    Bobby Sammons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice set of keys, when will be able to but the house they go to?

    Lora Mad
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, one year after I quit smoking, I bought myself a laptop with the money saved. People often overlook how much they spend on "small everyday things". I once had a coworker who was spending a lot of money on cigarettes, coffees, expensive restaurants and SPA vacations all the damn time and he was constantly out of money 1 week prior to his paycheck. Like zero cash. I'm not saying you'd be able to afford a castle... But then again some people do spend too much on everyday small things :D

    lgbt_squid.12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait wait wait wait WHAT. you. stopped. buying. AVOCADOS?! bro that is physically impossible

    Thomas MacLean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We found someone's house keys on the ground!!

    BSteel13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck furnishing that beast ha

    Carlotta Müller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't drink coffee at all.... and I have not a lot of money. We don't buy avocados.

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    #18

    The Paprika Gives It A Little Kick

    The Paprika Gives It A Little Kick

    middleclassfancy Report

    Gerard Neaux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom makes these. They're as good as they sound. I eat more than 6 in a row.

    D K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love me some deviled eggs.

    LMS
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deviled eggs! A family holiday and picnic favorite

    BleeBloo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha-ha, I read this in Morty's voice

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oy! The devilment of eggs...

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    Sam also had some advice for lower-income families. He noted that even large families can save money despite how overwhelming life sometimes feels. “Despite more mouths to feed, large families also have synergies that can save them money. Use hand-me-down clothing and shoes for all children with occasional aesthetic adjustments between boys and girls if desired. Buy food in bulk.”

    #19

    It’s Still Probably Pronounced Yohn

    It’s Still Probably Pronounced Yohn

    thesulk Report

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. Why do people have to name their kids stupid things. And yes, it does tend to revolve around celebrities. Moon unit must have started this, but seriously, do they not think their kids will be bullied?

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your kid will not be bullied if you live in a place where all the kids have Moon Unit-esque names.

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    Lemuel Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they named their kid John after all and not Amerika or Maple.

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says "Alec Sulkin"... not exactly John Smith. Trust me, after you hear "Charles" every day three times a day for several years you genuinely start to wish your name was something only pronouncable in demonic tongues. (To clarify, "the river" in Boston is "Charles" so it's announced on the MBTA. And before you wonder about people legit using my name to refer to me, remember that these are all false alarms and THAT is the annoying part)

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charles Bosse also means Charles in Charge ;)

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    Patti
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    4 years ago

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    You will not be missed in California. Funny how everyone wants to move there

    Ravy Loosle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having lived in a few other states, I'd say it's interesting how many Californians want to leave.

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    #20

    Makes Sense

    Makes Sense

    chris_herd Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm part of the minority that likes cubicles. They're small and soulless and keep me focused. An open office is my nightmare since I'm easily distracted.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cubicle? I'd love my own entire room. A little place for myself. I know I'm asking for too much... *sigh*

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two monitors, a phone AND a laminator! Where do I sign up?

    Luna Lovebug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would kill for a cubicle. Sharing a tight as office with 3 coworkers is hell. Especially when there are actually only 3 decent workplaces for 4 people.

    ThePracticalSarcastic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah thats not the culture they were referring to but by all means, pretend it is LOL

    Lemuel Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All you need is a "Hang in there" cat poster and you are all set.

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's sat his desk right now , in his bedroom the lucky bugger

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, please let me work in a cube farm away from my dogs, natural light, fresh air and a comfortable living temperature --- makes total sense ---NOT!!!

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Culture of Dystopia

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    #21

    middleclassfancy Report

    AmandaKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F! I wish we'd had these at our wedding instead of stupid California Rolls! Would have gone over a lot better in Wisconsin for sure.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really think Matt and I would along.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well they said you was high class, but that was just a lie..."

    Carole Strawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Matt writes the descriptions for menus on the side.

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    He continued: “Send kids to a preschool co-op where they require parental involvement usually once a week. Send your kids to public school and forget about the ridiculous cost of private school tuition. Enjoy the free parks and libraries. Have kids share rooms to save on buying a larger house. But the two most important things are having one parent who works to help subsidize healthcare costs and avoiding private schools.”

    #22

    You Can Never Be Too Sure

    You Can Never Be Too Sure

    middleclassfancy Report

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey gotta get what you pay for

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except the menu always states "precooked weight" because they have little control over how much water and fat is cooked out of a given cut.

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    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is based on the uncooked weight, so the rarer you have it the more weight you get, never go well done it's a rip off

    Dee on bikes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a digital scale on you at the restaurant?...Hey man, can I buy some weed?

    Hemlock Tea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 oz is the weight uncooked ffs 🤦

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crap like this is why I hated being a waitress. They should have gone back to the kitchen, and brought him out a chunk of uncooked fat (with juices), and said, "There's your other 2.315 ounces. That's what got cooked out of your well-done 6 ounce steak."

    peter wilson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All meat in every restaurant is weighed before cooking.

    David Roquemore
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In almost every restaurant, the weight shown for steaks is the weight BEFORE being cooked. Like well done? Enjoy a smaller steak.

    Blondhorsecrazy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weigh the meat before cooking.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weigh the steak before cooking. Meat loses 35%-40% of mass during cooking. This actually is very accurate

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    #23

    The Trashcan? Oh It’s On The Roof Lol

    The Trashcan? Oh It’s On The Roof Lol

    TheWeirdWorld Report

    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    off to hide the trash can as i'm fancy as f**k

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guest: Where's your trash can? Me: So first you must clear your mind. Then, turn around three times widdershins whilst holding salt in your left hand and burning sage in your right. Then, say "Manifesto quisquiliarum!" in a firm voice. Finally, go through the portal that opens in front of you, and it'll be there. A note of warning: You can only do this during a waning gibbous moon when Orion's Belt is visible in the South.

    best turtle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro i swear when i moved into a big house the trash can was inside some sort of cabnet in the wall

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that me. I’m so house proud I hide my bin, and everyone always asked where the bin Sam 😂

    Aleksandra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Poland you just check under the sink. 99% of time it's there

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how you end up with a Snickers paper in your sofa cushion because I'm 2 shy to ask and to hungry to get full off of cheese and wine

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and more likely under the sink.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, why is this true-

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    #24

    Life Hack: Buy Vegetables From The Grocery Store And Tell People They’re Fresh Picked From The Garden And Watch Them Talk About How Fresh They Taste

    Life Hack: Buy Vegetables From The Grocery Store And Tell People They’re Fresh Picked From The Garden And Watch Them Talk About How Fresh They Taste

    BizarreLazar Report

    Sherbaan Naab
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who tasted fresh produce before will probably know the difference.

    Walter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends on the veggie but certainly tomato tastes 1000 times better. And there are lots more sorts to grow than you can buy in the store

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    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had four tomato plants on my balcony this year and I harvested a single tomato. Not one tomato per plant, mind you, one in total. In my defence, we had a cold and rainy summer

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, we had that with our tomatoes too (though they were all extras my folks brought) except we had basically hot drought all summer. Meanwhile the supermarket potatoes that I stuck in the ground after they went bad and then drove over all summer are doing great.

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    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the last two years of growing things in a garden box I can give a few suggestions for what to grow and what to not grow. Grow: basil, rosemary, sage, parsley, and most other herbs grow very well. Do not bother: green onions, most peppers (especially any bell peppers), cucumbers, cilantro, garlic. Tomatoes can be hit or miss. Cilantro depends on how hot it gets during the summer. The hotter it gets the less it produces. Nothing beats getting fresh basil and rosemary from your own garden, though! So awesome! Green onions took WAY too long to grow. Just go to the grocery store and get a big bunch for $0.99. I did grow some cayenne peppers that started to grow well once they produced the peppers, but it took a while for that to happen.

    Frozengeckolover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've always had good luck with every kind of pepper, except bell peppers. We grow cayenne, ghost, reapers, and various other chili's in pots/buckets on the porch (so we can better control the soil and water). Our pepper crop has always been plentiful. We also grow herbs in containers, so we can shift them between sun and partial shade during the hottest months. I LOVE fresh basil! I never knew there were so many varieties until we joined a seed exchange group online. I highly recommend basil for beginner gardeners; it grows well from seed, you don't have to do any special prep work, it can bounce back from occasional underwatering, and clipping sprigs off the plant makes it grow more. So easy!

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    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a few people who saved a lot by growing their own vegetables. Of course it is easy if you have a little more space than an apartment balcony and the fact the price of food went up a lot.

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear you. I got one squash to start growing and then something ate half of it.

    Jo Ellen Washburn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so me so many times. My last tomato plants yielded maybe 5 tomatoes, and my dog ate them all before I could get to them.

    Cynthia Marrs
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a veggie garden. 8 ft fence to keep the deer out. The other day the deer tore sown the fence and ate the whole garden. I sure miss those garden ripe tomatoes. Stronger fence next year, for sure.

    Lea S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It literally costs me a couple dollars every year to grow my whole garden. I have tomatoes, zucchini, and cucumber products all through the winter sometime. Who is spending this much?

    Fluffy Griffin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin grew a tonnnnnnn of sweet red pepper this year. When we went to eat them, we found a worm in 70% of them. They all got tossed in the trash.

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    Meanwhile, entrepreneur Morgan told Bored Panda that money is a pivotal part of our lives, provides security, and gives access to all kinds of experiences that we want. However, wealth inequality can lead to jealousy and even anger.

    "I think some people have nothing better to do with their time, and when people see someone living a different lifestyle than their own or doing better than them, they judge out of anger or jealousy. We should try empathy and understanding over criticizing and judging," the entrepreneur said.

    #25

    Sounds Delightful

    Sounds Delightful

    DavidDunkovich Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, this lady will come in and look like an insane person when she says "I was here last week and the broccoli and cheddar soup tasted nothing like this! It wasn't even orange, it was WHITE!"

    Anne van Vught
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same!! Well, almost: at my highschool era restaurant waitressing job, I served hollandaise sauce as asparagus soup. Not a peep from the poor customer who probably went on to have a heart attack because of me.

    Joanna Werman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now no man will ever please her again

    daking
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you eat the wrong food and like it anyway, it's fine.

    Kona Pake
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People pay good money for this.

    Jamma
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I worked for Max and Ermma's, and they have best chicken tortilla soup ever! Well it came in a bag, and when it got low, we would grab a bag and put it where the soup goes. Well one time I grabbed a bag of queso instead, and put in where the soup goes. I can't remember if any body notices

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    #26

    Fire Up The Gateway Rand

    Fire Up The Gateway Rand

    middleclassfancy Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! And your young self wasn't allowed in there! Oh, memories...

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute..did we ever find out why we couldn't go in there??? Oh god

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    MAL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the giant black faux leather chair.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spare bedroom could have been called a server room at one point, complete with home-built racking system from an Ikea bookshelf, KVM switch and some quite expensive kit, but still had a bed in it! Finally ditched the bed and rack and now have it as a proper office with just a laptop and external monitor. Still have as many servers to run, but they're all in the cloud or in VMs on the laptop.

    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah! I have one of those! I also have a room which is completely empty of furniture which I call the "VR room".

    David Malone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine not knowing about the computer room where you turned on your e-machine, asked if your mom needed the phone for the next hour, her telling you no, you finally logging online after 15 minutes on the AOL dial up screen, opening up Diablo, getting into a game with a friend, just for your mom to remember she needed to call your grandma about something and picking up the phone. Ah the 90s.

    Amy Beckler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...now I have a tablet bed:)

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was never allowed on the internet without supervision and only allowed to play the Microsoft games and paint program.

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    #27

    Y’all Taking The Vaccine For Endless Breadsticks Or Nah?

    Y’all Taking The Vaccine For Endless Breadsticks Or Nah?

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    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple doesn't need to put microchips in you to keep track of you, you always have an apple product on you, and let the whole world know it.

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't get the infatuation with Apple, I find their products annoying mostly.

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    Charles Bosse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have eaten at Olive Garden of Cheesecake Factory, don't worry about what's in the vaccine...

    Mshauri Mazuri
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing special in my life that they can use against me like, i just eat fries and dip it in ice cream or i do not put down the lid in the bathroom after using it and i drink from a soda bottle straight rather than using cups coz it's such a waste and five second rule is my thing. If i wanna grab the remote using my toes, that's my talent. These are the things they'll see on their surveillance 😂

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this are why the microchips will never be necessary. I've heard of people who only got vaccinated so they could go to the bar. That's it. That's all they wanted was to go blow twice as much money at the bar on drinks than they would if they drank at home and I don't think 18 months of a pandemic improved the quality in the selection of of hookups they were looking to have either.

    Michelle Rutherford
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard! Feed me cheesecake & gin, now!!!! 🤣🇬🇧😆🇺🇲

    Минко Минков
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Felt something in my arm while I walk, in my house ... I immediately thought: "Ah they tracked me. " "Something is wrong with him" - though the Government:"he is third time in toilet, this morning."

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking today how much I want to go dine in a restaurant & to go see a movie at a theater. But I don't because the covid is surging again.

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll crawl through IC naked roll on the used vaccine needles for a pitcher of margaritas and a skillet steak at Chilis

    Amy Beckler
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well-at least your local humane society could track you down?

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a cell phone, you’re trackable. How do you think those traffic & map apps work?

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    According to Morgan, everything is possible if you put in the effort and apply yourself correctly. She revealed that she “grew up broke in a trailer park,” but ended up starting her own company and becoming a millionaire by the time she was 30. “I am proof the American Dream is still alive and well," she shared that if it was possible for her, it’s possible for anyone.

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    #28

    I Had My Rehearsal Dinner At Olive Garden

    I Had My Rehearsal Dinner At Olive Garden

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    Grant Clemons
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. Proposing in a public place puts pressure on to say yes even if the one being proposed to doesn't want to, to avoid embarrassment. It's a d**k move whatever the restaurant happens to be.

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    Random Anon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, people are making do with what they got. I don't see anything wrong with it. Not everything has to be extravagant to be meaningful.

    Billie Templeton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww. That's thoughtful and sweet. Some girls don't even get that. He feels safe and she is LOVED

    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While fairly unlikely it can be a manipulation tactic. When proposing in public (or even when among friends/family) it puts a certain pressure on them to say yes that doesn't exist when doing it alone.

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    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public proposals are a big no-no anyway, my wife said she would've run away if it was in public.

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    places you should never propose at: any kind of restaurant (not olive garden, not McD, not even the fancy kind of steakhouse), at a mall, at someone elses wedding or social event like birthday or baby party, in fornt of your (the proposers) family, at a concert or sport event - and you can't argue me

    Hermione
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this several times before remembering that Olive Garden is a chain restaurant and not an actual garden 🙄

    s. vitkovitsky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, it should technically be Olive Orchard ...

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    Glen Barratt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No place is good enough apparently. So the solution is to never propose.

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bit judgemental. Thinking of the KFC proposal: https://www.boredpanda.com/kfc-proposal-south-africa/

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    #29

    Just Gotta Keep Climbing That Corporate Latter

    Just Gotta Keep Climbing That Corporate Latter

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    Grant Barke
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now get back to work clown, your bosses third Mercedes Benz isn't going to pay for itself.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually some companies do. Some at the end of the year they take your unused vacation days and cut you a check. I know someone who got $350 per unused day.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never fell for it. Sell your loyalty to the highest bidder and never expect that your loyalty to your employer gets met with their loyalty to you.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say what you will about Millennials but they are cutting through crap like this like butter. They're not tolerating much and I'm proud of them.

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom saw first hand the "appreciation" given to a retiring co-worker. $100 for perfect reliability throughout his entire time at the company.

    Megan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but I'm sad and disturbed at the reality of this

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may get some hokey award that doesn't amount to a hill of beans at some point if you're lucky but outside of that, don't get your hopes up for actual recognition or appreciation. That doesn't exist in the vast majority of the working world. To a company, the employees are just disposable diapers.

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    #30

    Congrats Zander, You Played Yourself

    Congrats Zander, You Played Yourself

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us all agree that Debbie B Hogan (comment below) is far from home here on BP, and that she should marry a Nigerian prince to complete her success story.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boasting about how you're being exploited to the max.... In Dutch we have words for these people. None of them are good words.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people have the true talent of natural game theory. This is simply someone trying to beat the system. I get it. I dont work 80 hours a week, but I love finding streamlined ways to do things.

    Debbie B Hogan
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    "The internet has an insane amount of opportunity, and I have been able to help thousands of people make money online for free. I started a million-dollar company with only $1 at Goodwill flipping books. It's possible if you are willing to put in the work," Morgan noted the importance of flexibility and creativity. And those are the skills you’ll find useful, alongside financial education, moving upwards from class to class.

    #31

    Thanks Rand

    Thanks Rand

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arizona has no humidity but you can fry an egg on the sidewalk. "It's a dry heat."

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    J.A. Rogers
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit it: I don't get it. Would someone be so kind as to explain who/what "Rand" is?

    becca
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that was actually said by John Candy in "Cool Runnings"... you're welcome 😎

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Looks don't matter" is one of the greatest lies ever told.

    JD Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Age is just a number” Every 22 year old married to a 93 year old billionaire.

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...this is literally what my dad tells me all the time. He used to run cross country/track haha, got so many dad lectures about this when I was running

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    #32

    You Wanna Use Your Sick Days Too You Bag Of S**t?

    You Wanna Use Your Sick Days Too You Bag Of S**t?

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    daking
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    work "you weren't supposed to do that"

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netherlands: "WTF do you still have 20 vacation days left in September? Don't you know that we don't want to see your face every day of the year? "

    Zaza
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country you can get in trouble for NOT using your vacation days. They will literally tell you to f*ck off for a couple weeks if you work to long without taking time off

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about places that combine the vacation with the sick days?

    Rosemary Booth
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss reminds us at every branch meeting to use our leave and be sure we're maintaining a healthy work/life balance. Also starting in September she reminds us to be sure to take leave because we can only roll over 240 vacation hours.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got fired while I was on vacation.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My place actively reminds you to use yours, one of my colleagues had to have 3 weeks off last December as time was running out, like how do you get that far in the year without using it all already?

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we, in Italy, have sick days only in need, if we are sick, and regularly paid... so you have a number of sick days to use in US?

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    #33

    Oh

    Oh

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    Monday
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "Oh" speaks volumes

    Harry Spronk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it's still too subtle to get them thinking.

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    DE Ray
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was substitute teaching, one class had a Haley, a Hailey, a Hayley, and a Heighleigh.

    Karen Fox
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in 1966. In the 6th grade there were SEVEN Karens (well 1 was a Karyn) in the same class! And people wonder WHY WE ARE SUCH B*TCHES?!? LOL

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    Ashley Oleson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with a lady who named her son Colt. Everyone thought it was short for Colten or she really liked horses. Turns out he was named after a colt 45 gun.

    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a son named Pistol in TV yesterday. Oh well, every culture has to have poorly chosen names.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A former friend's first grandchild was named Paisleigh. Since I ended contact with her, there have been two additional grandchildren, and I can't help but wonder whether they're named Ahrguile and Strypes.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m actually okay with the first name. I’ve only seen it spelled Paisley tho.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see the facial expression behind that "oh"

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noone would pronounce that right. If anything I'd say that looks more like it should be refill. Still, probably good preparation for her career as a waitress!

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about Chlamydia? That’s a great name.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who says that he met someone who tried to name her kid Gonorrhea. She apparently saw it in a medical book and thought it was the perfect name.

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    Dave van Es
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was pronounce refill, until I read the last line

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gonna name ur kid something crazy at least omit the crazy spelling

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    #34

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo, flashback..... "BILL! Get in the damn basement!" << read that in my mom's screeching voice.

    Big Chungus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my dad during hurricanes...when it is actually hitting...

    Jack Corbyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice choice on that white font.

    Samantha PandaNotBored
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, he’s got high hair . Makes him look much taller .

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly too weighty to blow away?

    ViFi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, hey bill no not much up jerry just protecting the household

    Autumn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ….. we didn’t live in a neighborhood but yes

    George Pepe
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be me, yet unfortunately every time there is a tornado I’m my area, it is dark so there’s no point.

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    #35

    Let’s Have A Productive Day

    Let’s Have A Productive Day

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    Karl Baxter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what I’ve been thinking - Middle Managers have realised how useless they actually are with WFH proving that employees work better without someone looking over their shoulder and organising pointless meetings to fill their days.

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As soon as a manager calls you buddy you know the manager is a putz.

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost as suspicious as an Eastern European/Mediterranean calling you "My Friend"

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    Alphabet Soupy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my last corporate job, they started having EVERYONE do presentations. On what? Your choice! Participation? Mandatory! Attendance? Mandatory! Time wasted? Tons! Workload? Increasing! Deadlines? Not being met bc we’re too busy attending trash presentations!

    AmandaKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I'm from we call this guy Judy & Judy is looking forward to watching us all die at our desks. No one likes Judy.

    RedOphelia 13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Management at all levels has been horrible for years and yeah, the middle management especially loves to brow beat and micro manage people into the ground. But it's not just about micro managing people and having a power trip about it, it's also about the fact that some of these companies have dropped a buttload of money into having state of the art, bigger than life facilities to house their modern slaves. Because that's what they want. Us working all the time and never having a life outside of keeping company profits going. They're unwilling to let go of the control they have over people with that whole "company culture" spiel and the big plantations they built to keep people trapped at work. A great many things can be accomplished from home. Some of us are more productive when we aren't forced to be around noisy humanity. I don't miss a single thing about having to go in to an office to work, least of all management.

    Watching
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this the absolute truth?

    Hugo Raible
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've quit (amongst other reasons) for the lack of a proper WFH policy.

    Eucritta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of useless meetings have been held over Zoom.

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wheew, I thought they were going to put cameras in the guys home workspace so they can "manage" him in his home.

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    #36

    It’s Perfect

    It’s Perfect

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    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love decor that tells me what to do. How would I know what to do if the decor didn't tell me where to gather, where the laundry is, and how much a bar of soap in the bathroom costs (always 5cents.)

    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago

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    Live, Love, Fornicate.

    Nan Volentine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where trite platitudes gather....

    Sharon Dean
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah Antique Farmhouse walls.....

    Fred Burrows
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like them fancy restaurants

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeek! Bleeech!

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Basic White Sister’s” House

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    #37

    Love My Ninja Turtle And Gluten Allergy

    Love My Ninja Turtle And Gluten Allergy

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    DE Ray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dated a woman who was wonderful: we really connected on both emotional and intellectual levels (the physical was pretty good too) - and then I heard her refer to her grandfather as "Peepoo". Not saying that was the end of the relationship, but it didn't last much longer.

    AmandaKay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went in a single date with a guy who called his dad Peepaw because his sister just had a kid & he was training himself to call his dad Peepaw for when he had house own kids. He literally wink wink at me! I faked food poisoning. Ran like hell.

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    lil_gremlin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me, a white person who just calls their grandparents "gramma" and "grandpa": o k

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just white people by far. I've met G-ma's, peepaws, nonnies, big mamas, old pa's and several others grand alternatives of all races.

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    Helwin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or we could let people call their grandparents whatever the hell they want ? Idk, I don't see how it's a problem to you how someone else call their grandparents...

    Sarah Tate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a joke - but you need a sense of humor to appreciate it.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't call my grandparents anything any more. They're all dead. :'-(

    Bexxxxx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, a very white lady, call mine Babs and Grumps so….😂😂

    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to divorce and remarriage, my kids used to have 8 grandparents. My mom and her husband were Nana and Grandpa Duck, my wife's mom and her husband are Mame and Mr. Muffy, my wife's dad and his wife were Grandpa Bishop and Grandma Leila, and my dad and his wife were Grandpa Head, and Grandma Caron.

    Diana Pahule
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my first grand was 3 or so, she refused to call my husband grandpa. It turned out that she considered her father's grandfather to be The Grandpa. She understands now that lots of people are called grandpa but her household calls my sweetie Papa.

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    Janet C
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandparents are stuck with the name the first grandkid manages to pronounce.

    surprised pikachu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of names like that come from when someone was a kid. I call my grandmother Gigi (jeannie)

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    #38

    Kohl’s Had A Sale

    Kohl’s Had A Sale

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    BleeBloo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what's wrong here? All clothes are clean and the women wearing them look confident and beautiful.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. What is the joke?

    Quinn Cartwright
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the joke is that lots of English departments look just like this a young, pretty, feminine teacher (Taylor), the classic middle aged woman teacher (Olivia), a funny, wacky, vibrant teacher (Phoebe) and a hipster, intellectual teacher (don't know her name)- Pretty sure my high school's English department looked just like this haha

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Taylor Swift met Olivia Colman, with Phoebe Waller-Bridge in pink. I don't get local mom's caption.

    Sarah Provost
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're all English actors. The one in dark clothes is Olivia Coleman.

    Llama_flower93
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taylor Swift is not English, she's on the left.

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    Lucy Hill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure at least one of these women taught me analysis of Othello…

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    #39

    It’s Fall Y’all

    It’s Fall Y’all

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    Sharon Heim
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also looks like there's bubble gum stuck to the bottom of his shoe...

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's socks. I hate wearing socks (and shoes) so I only start wearing them again when it gets too cold for sandals.

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Dressing (up) in the park...and I thought the squirrels were squirrely.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I f*****g hate summer

    Marnie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it. Can someone explain?

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is zipping his pant leg back onto his shorts. 1st photo he has shorts on, 2nd well he doesn't. Reason is Its getting colder out.

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    CAMAW
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking forward to winter, even though I'll probably never enjoy it, since I live in a country that has SUMMER HEAT EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

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    #40

    It’s That Time Of Year Again

    It’s That Time Of Year Again

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to look this up. It's a brand claiming that their main goal is to save the world. They do that by flying all over the world to photograph influenza's in exotic places.

    Kirk Mckeever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Patagonia is an excellent company that focuses on sustainability, recycling, etc. I don't really care much about that, but make some really good stuff....not nearly as pretentious as these comments make it seem....

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they replace their stuff if something goes wrong with it? Oh and that's ANYTIME. No time limit.

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    J.L. Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing that's not his house.... with a mega-lock like that on the front door! Looks like the gadget realtors use... OOOH! Or maybe that's the face of "I can't beLIEVE I just locked myself out of the house. For the third time this week."

    Kirk Mckeever
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Patagonia really IS dedicated to helping the environment--very good company and very well-made and designed clothes....just saying....

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that house is for sale, thats a lock box on the door handle

    Amy Beckler
    Community Member
    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now do I look like a Manly Man?

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    #41

    Messy Bun And Getting Stuff Done

    Messy Bun And Getting Stuff Done

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear. I have no other words.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she'd call her children Nivea and Baxton. Because that will be their names in school.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not middle class. Upper upper class. Like "my great-grandmother's grandmother was a marchioness" class.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child care~~They don't take care of the day. "Girls"?~~Stop it! Girls go to school...women work. Are you pretending to be an adult?

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then back to the sanitarium

    Holly Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...she's not wearing a messy bun

    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Braxton Paxton, lmfao x 500

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    #42

    It’s The Kombucha Talking

    It’s The Kombucha Talking

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I can't afford the admission price of being dressed in $400 of premium fitness gear.

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well then you obviously can't afford to buy a $300 loaf of bread and $200 jam, so why are you even in Whole Paycheck?

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you've got the resilience to be positive in the most depressing environment.

    Ray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is kind of sweet! A nice turn of phrase.

    BleeBloo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's wrong with that?

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't been in a Whole Foods in years, but recently I had to return an Amazon delivery

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “…regardless of how I may look on the outside.”

    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    I'm sure the hippies think they're normal!

    #43

    A Pergola With String Lights Is Peak Middle Class Fancy

    A Pergola With String Lights Is Peak Middle Class Fancy

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    I I
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mate built one of these , in his 6 ft garden , yeah it looked shite

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We use multi colored LED strips with all kinds of effects. But than, we also look down on middle class... /S

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about a covered deck at the front of the house?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or is it a bit weird sitting outside the front of your house? Might just be a UK hangup.

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    #44

    Head On Over To The Comments For This One

    Head On Over To The Comments For This One

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    Al Cook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you choose to drive an auto, you should also know how to drive a manual. Plus, its true that manuals are much more fun, though some people do make it an obsession.

    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Manuals are cheaper and easier to repair and in the US are an effective theft prevention device.

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    Ivana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my manual, it is a lot more fun. Also, if you have a teenager and you get them a manual, guess who is going to have a nightmare trying to text and drive.

    rspanther
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered why some people have such a hard time shifting gears.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's in USA, in the Europe at least most car a manual. we learn to drive "stick" from day one.

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    A Head
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought manuals for years - they were cheaper and fun. I'm now 50, and I will never get one again. Sitting in traffic, having to constantly clutch and shift is just a huge pain in the A.

    Lunar Bicycle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked driving a manual until I moved into the city and spent 70% of my driving time shifting between first and second gear in permanently heavy traffic.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called "standard" for a reason.

    Karen Fox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its hard to find a stick in a lot of U.S cars any more. When my mom was in an accident last year she had to get a rental while hers was in the shop - She asked the 20 something girl at rental desk if what she was getting had a standard transmission... The girl said "Yes, I am pretty sure that all of our vehicles come with a transmission" She had no idea what it was- even after mom tried asking about "manual" and "stick" so, being who she is- instead of belittling the young lady, my mom gave her a short class on transmissions and a few other things that she felt the girl needed to know - to properly represent a female in the auto rental biz. And yes, she is the person who named me KAREN 😉

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    Ian Reynolds
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I changed from manual to automatic this, I will never go back, it's like relaxing with driving, less stress.

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys who drive an EV: Sorry, are the little people talking about their sticks again? Seriously though, as someone who drove a '77 volvo just over a decade ago (manual of course, and not the fun kind), a city bus, and several ICE vehicles between, EV's are a lot more fun to drive than people think. Some people need to have four things going on at once to feel like they are really driving but I personally enjoy having my foot never leave the gas pedal and having instant full torque.

    Sam Yobado
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do appreciate that I can drive both, and that skill has come in handy, but I honestly don't miss them. My wife only drives automatic and won't learn standard, so that's what we get.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth is old automatics are terrible they seem to always change at the wrong time or kick down for no reason. My boss had a AMG in the 90s and I hated it. On the other hand the new sequential automatics are amazing.

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    #45

    Ooooo Sour Cream & Onion

    Ooooo Sour Cream & Onion

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to show how much we value you, we also throw in three (DID YOU HEAR???) three paid sick days.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But be sure not to use those sick days because we can't do without you!

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    Big Chungus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the yearly pizza party?

    Horizon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every teacher everywhere.

    #46

    The Clogging Of Your Arteries Is A Sign Of Ketosis

    The Clogging Of Your Arteries Is A Sign Of Ketosis

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can eat pork rinds dipped in sour cream with bacon and Cheese and still say I'm on a diet.

    Laura kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't knock it! I lost 100 or so pounds in about a year and kept it off for 12 years eating this way. And my blood work was really good!

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    Caro Caro
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    4 years ago

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    It's funny but not true.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure why you were down voted. It is funny, but definitely untrue

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    #47

    I’m Such A Dumbass

    I’m Such A Dumbass

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you can get rich by just reading my E-book which is now at your disposal for the mere sum of $69.95 but if you use the code "IsupportWil" you can download it for just $69.75.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAAAAAT?!?! THAT DISCOUNT IS INSAAAANE!!!! DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW ABOUT THIS!?!?!?

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    #48

    Pumpkin Spice And Everything Nice

    Pumpkin Spice And Everything Nice

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Welcome friends" while strategically blocking the entrance to your house.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how you hide your packages from porch pirates.

    Anna Simpson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was an angry lady Gaga

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood blocking access to the front door. My grandparents do that to the inside, I've seen it done to the outside. It doesn't look as inviting as they think it does.

    #49

    Pathetic

    Pathetic

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    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today is my first day at work after a year and a half maternity leave. I laid out clothes to wear the night before. This morning I changed my mind and tried to find a new outfit. Guess what happened? I returned to my original idea and was 10 min late 😔

    GenXandEarnedItAll
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness I wear a uniform at my job. I'd never get to work on time if I had to come up with an outfit every day.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink Floyd T-shirt, shorts, jeans, socks, shoes. What more do you need? For more formal occasions Led Zeppelin T-shirt, shorts, jeans, socks, boots.

    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this and not just because I saw Led Zepplin in 2007. #smugbrag

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip : always wear the same outfit (different clothes, but the same).

    #50

    “I’m Such A Crackhead”

    “I’m Such A Crackhead”

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol she's so random! /s

    Kiera DeCanio
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a friend named Sarah and she actually is the craziest person I know. She once tied spoons to the ceiling fan blades, and put a note on my sleeping parent's bedroom door that said, "Your yeast is rising." My parents think of her as their third child.

    #51

    Bad Ass

    Bad Ass

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    Troux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suspect identified in Reed Brennan murder.

    ProductofNZ
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice going Reed Brennen's brother!

    SCamp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTactualF?! Why???????

    The weird one!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do i see this as a one day stock image

    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    So? People get photo shoots for many different reasons.

    Kat Rob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generally those who are financially less than firmly middle class do not get photo shoots. Thus it fits the theme. source: me grew up poor am now middle class

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    #52

    Nice Subaru

    Nice Subaru

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    H.L.Lewis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my, this is making my brain hurt, because I get it, but would never be able to explain it!

    Scott
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lived in Denver for ~12 years before moving to TX. Why the hell did I move to TX?! Save me!

    Christine Rhodes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Colorado AND have bangs-WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you live in Idaho.

    #53

    I Feel Like I’ve Seen This Episode Before, But I Don’t Remember It Being So [bad]

    I Feel Like I’ve Seen This Episode Before, But I Don’t Remember It Being So [bad]

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    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the vocal fry in the screen shot. "These cabinets are so daaaaated. It was painted 2 years ago? Yeah, definitely needs an upgraaaaade."

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Various sources have reported people buying supercars and mansions on government handouts.

    Karen Fox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Various sources have reported people being abducted by aliens too j/s

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    #54

    Simple As That You Silly Goose

    Simple As That You Silly Goose

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    Debby Hartinger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the beauty of working with people of all ages. Everyone has something to learn and something to teach.

    cory harrison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love showing the people in my office with 20+ experience how to use the basic computer functions of their job. It's even more rewarding when they decide just to have me do it because he don't get it. /end sarcasm

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    kt mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ageist. There are tons of older folks who are every bit as savvy as any 28-year-old. Insulting. On the other side of the coin, older folks need to shut up and listen to our young teammates with open-minded respect. I get so tired of folks my age whining about "kids these days". That is so 1970s.

    Charles Bosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this post would be better if it skipped the age and went straight to the experience. And honestly, I am most mad because I can't even get a job where I don't have "4+ years industry experience and a relevant masters degree" so I am stuck fixing their stuff that they won't invest in learning to use properly for near minimum wage and nearing 40, all because of my poor life choices: getting a physics degree and a masters in education instead of international business and an MBA. (Yes, it's more complicated but not much.)

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's getting too old. Excel was published in 1987. So the boss was very likely using the program when op still was a champion swimmer.

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try having people in your office that want to email 20mb PowerPoint files to you instead of using a cloud-based transfer service.

    De Gueb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind an 50 year old boss. We had a 25 year old Ms. Cleavage (MBA) start at the office back in the 2000's and she didn't know how to use window because quote "I've always been a Apple Girl" she left 5 years later and still hadn't figured out how to calculate margins vs profit discounts etc. The up side was, on one of the biggest deals she got she made a mistake and instead of adding 30% she marked up 70% on some equipment. For some reason and the client sign it. Now she a stay at home mum / trophy wife for some lucky guy.

    #55

    Extra Ketchup Plz Stream The Harper House

    Extra Ketchup Plz Stream The Harper House

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    #56

    midclassfancy Report

    Potato fries
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well ASAP is as soon as possible, so its not possibble for him to send it yet lol

    Leigh C.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, ASAP is as soon as possible. Not immediately.

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Yea, those of us who have had to go to work normally through a pandemic don't find this real funny.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your expectations are that everything you see on the internet is going to make you laugh, then you are gonna be disappointed from time to time. Sorry

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    #57

    Admin Reveal

    Admin Reveal

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people we love are more attractive to us

    Glirpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it? Does this mean that most people think that guy is not attractive?

    Alex the Country Dog
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Just another post for people to be mean and ugly about.

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Starfleet Ensign that has just been given an away mission where he is not coming back.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute, he's not wearing red shirt!

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    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually find this man attractive. Kind eyes and i can see that his personality is good. I would date him. The inside of a human are more important (and attractive) than a "model-body and babyface". Remember guys that looks are less important than personality. Always!

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impossible. Ugly people can't be married.

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can if their potential spouse isn't a materialistic jerk.

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    #58

    You Absolutely Will Notstream The Harper House

    You Absolutely Will Notstream The Harper House

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    US problem, but a good reminder that unions can achieve humane working conditions and a sane and healthy working culture. I'm quite happy to live in a country where employers have the legal duty to treat their employees like humans.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, here is how real life works. Me : I can sue you, you know? Boss : Nevermind, enjoy your time off.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next day: "I'm sorry but I'm forced to let you go. Here's a box with your belongings and security will escort you out. Any future contact will have to be through my lawyers."

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    #59

    The Boys Are Back In Town

    The Boys Are Back In Town

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    James016
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Stevie B and The Developers.

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