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There are a lot of people who can testify that Michaels arts and crafts store has a drug-like quality to it. It feels good, the first purchases come cheap, and it's highly addictive. All in all, those who go in there are not bound to leave anytime soon.
Another great thing about Michaels is that, apparently, their online store has a live chat feature to it. In it, you can message other like-minded, crafts-obsessed people. Naturally, as soon as Twitter found out about this, they've been having a blast chatting: "The Michaels website has a feature where you can chat live with other Michaels shoppers and it’s changed my life," Twitter user LouBegaVEVO wrote in a now-viral post. Little did he know that one hilarious screenshot of a Michaels chat would amass more than 160k likes in almost no time and would prompt other people to share their gems from the messaging feature as well. Scroll down below to see the screenshots that Twitter users shared and vote for the ones that made you laugh!
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Marcia J. Downing 5 years ago
That's how my husband feels about the credit card when I go in!!!
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Anne Reid 5 years ago
Can confirm. Am 6’ girl and can reach things on high shelves very easily. I get asked to all the time in stores. I only use my powers for good, though.
Vic 5 years ago (edited)
Move over Reid Richards(Mr. Fantastic), we have Anne Reid, or as I like to call her Ms Anne-tastic!
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Mark Serbian 5 years ago
Damn ... that's heavy, man. Where does Michael's find depth like that?
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Sherbaan Naab 5 years ago
Well... It's six feet apart, not six feet on a horizontal plane. So, technically...
Vanta Black 5 years ago
Yeah, but in order to maintain that distance, dude on the stilts would have to use them as a weapon, which technically means it's not a fist fight, or he'd have to swing for his foe six feet below him, and risk getting an uppercut to his nards.
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JoAnna Harris 5 years ago
Fist fighting with a person on stilts is super easy. Punch the stilts
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PurplePringle 5 years ago
Are you a boy or a girl could be answered with that.
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Hilary Mol 5 years ago
If my grandma was still alive and working for Michaels customer service, this would be her answer.
Philly Bob Squires 5 years ago
Sounds like something my Dad would say. People are like "How are you doing today Bob?" and dad would be like "I'm not telling you." and just walk away snickering.
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Dragonfruit'nrollerskates 5 years ago
This is untrue. If you are having a tough time right now, IT WILL GET BETTER. Need a change? Chop all your hair off. Your home is reminding you of bad times? Clean it up. Need a friend? adopt a cat, dog, partridge in a pear tree, and they will love you through thick and thin. You can reinvent yourself at anytime. I believe in you! <3 <3 <3 Stay safe out there.
Mark Serbian 5 years ago
Nice response. It actually came at a good time for me! Thank you ...
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Kimora Cameron 5 years ago
or do it now and save 50% off buying cleaning tools to mop up the blood on the concrete!
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tuzdayschild 5 years ago (edited)
Always remember, your name being Karen doesn't make you "a Karen".
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Courtney Christelle 5 years ago
Run and hope that the even horizon of the black hole that is the mid west doesn't suck you back in.
Brant Johns 5 years ago
here in central indiana, i'm sick of seeing confederate flags on porches, vehicles, shirts, etc. i've wanted out for a long time but getting a job as a distant candidate is tough as hell. eventually i will just try to move somewhere desirable and make it work. a new country, even better.
Kanga9ine 5 years ago
Book your escape today. Wave bye bye to feeling stuck in the middle from the comfort of your own home. Ride Like the Wind Tornado Tours is just a phone call away. RLYWTT assumes no responsibility for lost luggage, furniture, pets, or any other household items. If your house lands on someone's sister, run as fast as your little legs can and pray for a miracle.
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Dragonfruit'nrollerskates 5 years ago
Does anyone else feel like certain craft stores only play certain songs on loop, like Michaels is 'not gonna write you a love song', the mall is grace Vanderwaal...
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Vic 5 years ago
If you are a veteran then you get 2.. makes sense to me :-)
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NavyDave 5 years ago
A veteran. Somebody who tends to sick animals is a veterinarian.
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ruthenium the ruther 5 years ago
I bought mine at Michael's. It only cost $20. They were on sale.
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Katie Lutesinger 5 years ago
Stalin likely died when he did because when he collapsed in his bedroom his underlings were too scared to go in without permission. Plus he had sent his doctor to the Gulag for telling him to get more rest for the sake of his health. Oops.
Jennie-Lind Normand 5 years ago
Jack Daniels essentially died of a stubbed toe. He was drunk and forgot the combination to the safe which held the secret recipe for his namesake whiskey, so he kicked said safe. He thought it was just a nasty stubbed toe, cause he was drunk, went to bed and slept off the bender he was on. He never had the toe looked at, even though it was severely bruised and bent, it was actually a nasty break, that somehow got infected, turned septic and then killed him. I'm guessing that since we all can enjoy Jack Daniels whiskey today at some point he remembered the combination to the safe.
Katie Lutesinger 5 years ago
The Eiffel Tower was originally meant to be just a temporary installation, and to begin with a lot of people hated it and called it an eyesore.
Katie Lutesinger 5 years ago
Koalas are not actually bears; they're marsupials more closely related to the wombat.
Veronica Vatter 5 years ago
Wombats have reinforced butts to hit others with. They literally a*s slap other creatures
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ChinaPandas122 5 years ago (edited)
the constellation is made by a satyr who helped Zeus defeat Typhon (also this is a myth) also i am a aquarius
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago
A man whose zodiac sign is Capricorn.
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Carrie Roettger 5 years ago
Meh my husband is a Capricorn. He's pretty awesome. We've been married for 27 years.
Robin Mayhall 5 years ago
A Capricorn man ripped out my heart, threw it on the ground and stomped it into bloody little pieces. I have problems with Caps. 😳
Ben Steinberg 5 years ago
Capricorn guy here. Married 26 years and never cheated once, employed full-time and pay my taxes, and I swear, all those bodies where already here...
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FireStone Beware 5 years ago
um no. The finest place to meet people is on me group chat: The Extra Sus Hype House
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Nicole Tomme 5 years ago
Is that short for giraffe? I hear they make great friends. Always willing to stick their neck out for you.
Kimora Cameron 5 years ago
dang the boyfriend i ordered came in with another girlfriend I didn't ask for with the delivery
Maria Ribaulo 5 years ago
Texting in complete sentences with correct spelling and grammar would help.
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Lauren Caswell 5 years ago
I'm more interested in finding some noradrenaline, but serotonin would do in a pinch ^-^
Scyth 5 years ago
You can get high doses of adrenaline from a tortured person's blood. Good luck with that.
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Blarrg 5 years ago
I'm sure this isn't the case everywhere, but my local Hobby Lobby is a lot better than the local Michaels.
CaliCoast 5 years ago
Hobby Lobby is owned by bigots. Dont support them with your money.
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mph seti 5 years ago
I'll give Michael's my arts and crafts money 100% over Hobby Lobby. Seriously, HL is run by anti-LGBTQ and anti-woman Christian fundamentalists. Don't shop there.
PhantomBuni 5 years ago
Ummmm, I’m pro LGBTQ rights, pro women, and Christian! So uh, maybe not include that in your list? We’re not all extremists and tin foil hats.
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Leo Domitrix 5 years ago
And now I want to do something arts-and-crafts just b/c of this. Darn you, Michaels!
mph seti 5 years ago
I'll give Michael's my arts and crafts money 100% over Hobby Lobby. Seriously, HL is run by anti-LGBTQ and anti-woman Christian fundamentalists. Don't shop there.
PhantomBuni 5 years ago
Ummmm, I’m pro LGBTQ rights, pro women, and Christian! So uh, maybe not include that in your list? We’re not all extremists and tin foil hats.
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And now I want to do something arts-and-crafts just b/c of this. Darn you, Michaels!
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