30 Hilarious Conversations Between Shoppers On Michaels’ Store Website

That's how my husband feels about the credit card when I go in!!!

Can confirm. Am 6’ girl and can reach things on high shelves very easily. I get asked to all the time in stores. I only use my powers for good, though.

That's pretty good.

Well... It's six feet apart, not six feet on a horizontal plane. So, technically...

ohhhh, 2020.... sword attacks in Michael's sounds just about right

w-what question could possibly be answered with that?

This is Jake, from State Farm.

If my grandma was still alive and working for Michaels customer service, this would be her answer.

Rick rolled!!!

This is untrue. If you are having a tough time right now, IT WILL GET BETTER. Need a change? Chop all your hair off. Your home is reminding you of bad times? Clean it up. Need a friend? adopt a cat, dog, partridge in a pear tree, and they will love you through thick and thin. You can reinvent yourself at anytime. I believe in you! <3 <3 <3 Stay safe out there.

or do it now and save 50% off buying cleaning tools to mop up the blood on the concrete!

Try being a Karen

Run and hope that the even horizon of the black hole that is the mid west doesn't suck you back in.

No wonder the thoughts are deep.

These make no logical sense. I love it!

Michael's owns my heart

Some turtles can breathe through their butts.

Me though to everyone

I have questions.

Truth.

I'm a Capricorn! *I'm female though*

That was less than 4 years ago. It only feels like an eternity.

I am the finest too!

aww thats so nice

Thank you. All staff attended our refresher class based on employee complaints. In the future, any crushed item, will be crushed completely. It's own mother wouldn't recognize 'em.

YOU BUILD A MICHAEL'S THATS WHAT YOU DO

This sucks

Is that short for giraffe? I hear they make great friends. Always willing to stick their neck out for you.

hahaahahah

y a r n

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Micheals has plenty of dressing rooms so YES

???

I f course we "cannine"

I would try them.

Aw, I hope she's ok

DÂRK

Badger Badger Badger Badger

I'm more interested in finding some noradrenaline, but serotonin would do in a pinch ^-^

I'm sure this isn't the case everywhere, but my local Hobby Lobby is a lot better than the local Michaels.

Right after you work on it.

Am I the only one who read this wrong the first time and was like you would like to what now at Michaels?

and no! :))))