50 Chucklesome Memes That Hit Way Too Close To Home, Posted On This IG Page

If we could pull that off, it would be verrrrrry interesting I best.

"Oh ! You must be that ABSOLUTE PR**K Marcus. Hi! Pleased to meet you." P.S. the name Marcus just popped into my head. not hating on all you Marcuses out there.

Make it happen... there is a day for literally everything else!

My mom (a retired teacher) went with me (a current teacher) for a day. She loved it, both being among young kids again, and to see me be a very different person to what she usually sees.

I'd rather have a take your cat to work day.

Those are run, I mean red flags 🚩🚩🚩

I tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code!

You see red flags. I see a carnival!!

It called donteven the capital call alimony or child support their citizens are called a******s and their currency is called abuse

For me, 3 am is the most productive time of the day. You go over mistakes, you think of ways you could've solved them, and then you understand the bitter truth that you can do nothing about it. Repeat.

Couldn't be me

My brain all the time.

I be sleepin' at 3am, what do you all be doing??

If my brain and I did that, we would NEVER sleep....

"Best match" is a total contradiction.

It's pronounced "FREE SHIPPING", Said the seasoned online shopper.

Who actually goes hight to low?

First item, 1.50, second item, 25.49. Third item, 2.50...

Tried that with the big A company on several occasions. Reduced the number of items from 20000+ to less than 100 in one case. Other cases were less extreme, but still: how can more than 90% of the items get lost by changing their order??

why is it so true tho 😭😭😭😭

My knees are too chingered to run, awkwardly or gracefully. I do try to hobble faster.

LOL This just happened to me 2 days ago. Quite comical watching my 65-year-old fat a*s trying to walk quickly across the street.

That's how I show that I appreciate their politeness and common sense.

'nod. Walk quickly... Be confident that the person needs you to survive for their karma to work out so don't fall over...'

Exactamondo!!!

I'm addicted to Asian soups. Not the worst addiction to have.

I hope to start a hyperfixation on going for daily walks and eating fewer carbs 😬

Those provide less dopamine

Exactly!

Scheduling all my errands for one day so all the free time I have during the week is mine and mine alone and I get to ignore and avoid other people.

I've always known this.

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Bed rotting has become my unfortunate favorite pastime!

This...

This is also what I realize. A few days ago, I was among people doing a pogo in front of a concert. I liked doing that (concerts and pogos) at one time, but at that moment, I was standing there thinking that all these people are too close to me, the music is too loud, I'm bored.. . I would be better off at home with my cat.

Interesting. I have all the symptoms of testicular cancer, yet I do not believe that I actually have testiculars.

But you _have to_ diagnose yourself before seeing a doctor. Otherwise the doc will tell there's nothing wrong or you just imagine those symptoms cause you are depressed.

I’m female and have had testicular cancer, an infection of the prostate and male pattern baldness… yes we exist

I am a guy and I... I am gonna stop here...

That's how my mom died.

But you finish the food in five minutes