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Do you consider yourself a history buff? Are you widely regarded among peers as a wiz by whipping out intriguing facts about the past? Well, then you’re in luck! Because diving headfirst into events that happened centuries ago and learning about the influential people that are long gone is an adventure in itself. But when it’s combined with a great sense of humor — you know you’re in for a treat.

So allow us to introduce you to one entertaining corner on Facebook called 'History for the Witty'. This social media project is dedicated to cracking jokes, memes, and witty banter about the good old days. Home to nearly 130k followers, it aims to show that adding a little fun to historical tidbits results in exceptionally hilarious combinations, and they deliver proof.

To show you what we mean, our history-loving team here at Bored Panda has gathered some of the best posts from the account. So continue scrolling, upvote your favorite memes and be sure to tell us which ones you loved the most and why. And since we can’t get enough of this subject and the amusing jokes about it, be sure to check out our earlier posts filled to the brim with history memes here and right here.

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History for the Witty Report

FabulousMari
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I'd hate to make anyone roll over in their grave...

Fluffy mommy panda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no my great great great grandson is not going along with the ceremony. Rolls over in grave. I never

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Robert Davis
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rommelwood Academy " A Tradition of Heritage "

Bouche Clay
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally love this definition.

Der Kommissar
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tradition is the illusion of permanence- Woody Allen

Kayjunmoon
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever ‘tradition’ is given as a reason for doing something it should be questioned. So often tradition keeps people ‘in their place’ or is used to actually harm people. Foot binding, female genital mutilation, even keeping a group of people from joining clubs and groups.

Solidhog
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not always. Respecting and being kind to others should always be a tradition.

Monday
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's hardly tradition though, just common courtesy

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    #2

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    lacomtessejamie Report

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My part-Scot hubby rotfls at this every single time.

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me slowly becoming underweight and crying*

    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m genetically designed to live in a peat hut in a place that gets 200 days of rain a year.

    Lene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned that going to the gym won't help me with weight loss or muscle gain. I don't know why, really. But doing more "natural" things like walking, biking and gardening helps me pretty well, actually. It's really weird.

    A C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm English and this is really funny

    Saber Toothed Swamp Donkey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy tip: Cutting down on carbs helps. Try eating more dark green veggies like spinach, kale, or all sorts of cabbage, rutabaga, broccoli, brussel sprouts instead of a mountain of potatoes, fries, pasta, rice whatever, and cut down on sandwiches also. And remember: you don't get fat by eating fat just as little as you become green because eating a cucumber. =)

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As slavery was present until the last few generations, most of the world does not have the habit of eating tummy full in their genetics. Hence people like me cant seem to lose weight.

    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I tend to read things in my head and this is no exception. How would one pronounce the word dinnae?

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    #3

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    History for the Witty Report

    Akalvin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and a functioning social system

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. We have neither bread, nor circuses.

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rome enriched our civilization.

    Channon Doughty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bridges. Nero's Bridge has been under water for millenia, and is still partially standing (recently exposed thanks to drought)

    Richard Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our roads would last 2,000 year, too, if we didn't run 20,000 lb trucks over them, rather than wooden horse-drawn carts. ;)

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I invite you to google map Centralia, Pennsylvania

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    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but did have nutcase leaders... so... yes.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Romanian civilisation had a golden age before decadence /sarcasm (and little troll too, sorry)

    Linda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

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    Who says history has to be dull? Definitely not the Facebook page in question. It has been capturing the imaginations of its followers for quite some time now by sharing their knowledge with a healthy dose of comedy mixed in. Ever since the 'History for the Witty' social media project was created, it has become the perfect outlet for anyone who likes to have a good laugh and has a soft spot for old books, dusty manuscripts, and events surrounding our past.

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    You can already tell the creator of this page likes to have fun from the description alone. "You may safely rebel here — just remember you catch more flies with honey…Wait, why do I want flies? Nevermind… Post your banter here," they wrote.

    #4

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    History for the Witty Report

    Phoebe Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robin, you are sorely missed!

    YeilDis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can be anyone in this world, be a Robin.

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    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gone, but still making us smile. ♥️

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be on the funny statute post too!

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have said that if someone hadn't beaten me to it.

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    Giles McArdell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't there a theory now that "the thinker" is actually having a poo? Bang on Robin!

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have bookends of The Thinker. My grandson (about 3 at the time) said that it was Grandpa on the potty.

    John
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell Orc we need more Mork.

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    #5

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    libshipwreck Report

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we fail to study the atrocities of history, and the ideas that caused them, they can easily be repeated when those old ideas come back to the surface.

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like... purchasing goods almost exclusively made in China by slave labor.

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    Paul Ellis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only truly happy historians are the revisionists

    Isatdab
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can’t look at your history and find things to be proud of, that’s a shame for you. If you can’t look at your history and find things to be ashamed of, you probably aren’t looking hard enough. But to say someone can’t be proud of their history because of some bad things in their past is asinine.

    Disgruntled Pelican
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read it again. It didn’t say that nothing in the past should ever make you proud. It says there’s a problem if, when studying history, it *always* makes you feel proud.

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    Gemma jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to research Irish history for a book I was writing. I was both angry and sad

    Niki A
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studying (and teaching) history makes me happy because it's hard. It's never easy or pleasant, but it is an eye-opener. I feel angry, sad, torn, depressed, but history is how we became us. I'm frequently ashamed, but I know it's important not to lose our past to better our futures. (Mind you, some people really get way too proud for my taste.)

    Angie Chan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went through all the stages of grief while finding a few very-worn silver coins on a beach in Spain. I was giddy to find them, then realized that they may have been on a ship that sank with the sailors on board, I felt sad for their hopes/dreams/families, and a friend had to tell me that the statute of limitations had expired on them as I was noticeably getting sadder and sadder.

    Salty Wild Hair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Studying history is the best way to not repeat it.

    Kayjunmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent. Studying history should be enlightening, too often it’s just enforcing some misplaced nationalism.

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    #6

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    History for the Witty Report

    Pan Narrans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen, the history stays in place but the cat may leave, so the cat will be first.

    Fraxinus excelsior
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it all the time, go to fantastic places of history, take pictures of said historical place, and then find a cat and photograph that too.

    Patrick Earley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my wife! (figuratively, not really). Truly, we have been in 2000+ yr. Roman ruins and she's chasing cats with her phone.

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We visited San Juan and about half my photos are of the cats.

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are really old manuscripts with cat paw prints, proving that they have been interrupting our work for eons.

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    By using historical background to fuel their jokes, the page makes sure that anyone who ever mistakenly deemed history as a boring subject would change their mind. And what better medium to convey this message than in tightly-packaged chunks of information we refer to as memes?

    Online communities like this one that present facts in a witty way spark a desire to learn more. By featuring events that happened years ago, they also provide space to learn how past societies and cultures were built, and how they operated and changed over time. As we fill our heads with knowledge, look up the facts we may have not realized before (and feel entertained by sharing laughs along the way) — we better understand the present.

    #7

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    Ennobledinsect Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are wasting your talents on them.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a name like Benedict, I would've assumed his family would be more well read. I mean, Benedict was a character in Shakespeare's, Much Ado About Nothing. 🤔

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 years ago I was talking to a college student who was majoring in European history. She mentioned her daughter, Brittany, and I said, “You named your daughter Brittany? The Gaul!” As you can tell, I’m still proud of that one.

    Uncanny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may well be adopted.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no!!!! It's tragic when a really clever joke lands with a thud.

    Akalvin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obvioulsy, you are living with the wrong family

    Bananananananana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this is so funny and clever haha I totally understand this joke because if I didn’t understand then the internet would be mad at me, so it’s a good thing I do understand haha

    I'm positivly a wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a creeping feeling that you do in fact not understand the joke. It's ok I don't understand it either

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    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something's rotten in the state of... Benedict's house...

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    #8

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    JoemWasTaken Report

    Marianne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely after stabbing him 23 times, the need for causing more wounds was moderate.

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was symbolic and meant to spread responsibility. No one person could take credit or be blamed for killing Caesar because you can't know which of the stab wounds was the truly fatal one. No one could use it for political gain because it was "We" not "I" saved the Republic. On the other end, no one could say they didn't kill Caesar if things turned out poorly politically. The second one happened as the liberator civil war broke out and Marc Antony, Octavius (AKA Augustus) and friends hunted them down.

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    Alan Gale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can you all get on with the stabbing, please, I have another asignment due?"

    Dzjaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See this is why you do a rehearsal

    Angie Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and on the topic of cats in the above post (at the time of writing this), that location where Julius Caesar was stabbed is now a cat sanctuary!

    Ronda News Channel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 60 people are equipped with their own knives or use a knife in turn?

    Not a robot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it would otherwise have been too messy to clean up afterwards

    jay gerhard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's the matter? you chicken, marsala?

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a meal... "Hi, I'll have the chicken marsala please with a Ceasar salad"

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    Andrès Dì Fonoĺĺosa
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    3 years ago

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    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No more knife wounds necessary unless you had agreed to consume him,too.

    Crown Xenos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, someone had to hold him down

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    #9

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    goulcher Report

    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Brian can see God for more than a week now.

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the ones that make you see pink talking cows? Asking for a friend :p

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LFMF: While in college I ate some "magic mushrooms" and then watched the movie TRON. Big mistake!

    Limey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As Terry Pratchett once said “all fungi are edible. Some are only edible once.” 😁

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second thing you have to ask yourself is who decided "This one killed Brian immediately. Let's try again!"

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's call it a death cap!" said someone after what happened to Brian. "OK, now let's eat it!" said someone else, who died within 72 hours of that decision.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is - make someone else eat them first.

    Vixy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've allways thought about who and how they figured out rhat some mushrooms need to be cooked twice, some once, some you can eat raw and some you need to steam not cook. Trial and error? But how desperate are you to cook something three times?

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very desperate. Why else would you find out that those nasty spiky dry seeds of grass make cake

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    Alessa Gillespie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always think about this with different foods. Specially seafood. Who was the first person that saw a lobster and thought "Yes, I bet the giant ocean cockroach tastes delicious"

    Ivy la Sangrienta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, 3rd one for me. And I don't even believe in god.

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    Previously, we reached out to Darren R. Reid, Ph.D., a lecturer in history at Coventry University, to learn more about this subject and our desire to devour it through memes. According to him, entertaining pictures and jokes can be used in teaching because they are a great way of communicating complex ideas in a really fun and accessible way.

    "They can be very clever and I think students really appreciate using memes to help them to connect to the topics they’re studying," Reid told Bored Panda.

    Looking at the tens of thousands of people who can’t wait for the next post to grace their feeds, it’s easy to grasp why history-related memes have seen explosive growth in the last few years. When asked why we enjoy encountering them online, the lecturer said, "When they’re good, they are intelligent, witty, and fun. They also help people easily understand (and remember!) important events or ideas."

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    #10

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    the_moviebob Report

    Sunee Days
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still a better movie then Indian Jones and the Crystal Skull.

    Ece Cenker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a 50-year-old penny on the road to school, is a better movie then Indian Jones and the Crystal Skull.

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    Lulu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing they removed it mid 2019

    Helen Davies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOOM! you win. And you're clearly correct. Plagues, killer hornets. Yup she's pissed.

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    Ian Harac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I win the lottery, I will create a fund to buy every student earning a degree in genetics or archeaology a collection of 100 DVDs featuring all the B-grade horror movies showing what NOTTo do.

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some random company on its way to start a cursed apocalypses from a stole artifact

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like the scene from a Ray Harryhausen Sinbad movie.

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the worst it could happen by now?

    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't think the worst can get worse, you lack imagination, and/or experience.

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    Anikulapo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So she’s tall, high profile job, can afford gold, uh…ok, nevermind. Nevermind.

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    itspeterj Report

    Akalvin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    would it be not a fission restaurant after all?

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has good reviews, one customer saying "It's da bomb!"

    Blayze Infyrno
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Witty joke, but "I's"??? "I's"!!! My eyes! My ears! My new year's resolution not to be an online grammar nazi! All destroyed in in one tweet!

    Carla Phillips
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one hung up on the use of I's? I hate when people use this! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

    Apatheist 62
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure it's any worse than "myself" all over the place - although to be fair, Dickens makes that mistake more often than one would wish.

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    Ozymandias73
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he has a traditional nuclear family?

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and my friend - ( hate to be that person, but this one bugged me)

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    RodLacroix Report

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there is a tiny bit of paper lodged somewhere in the nether regions of the machine that can you as hell find.

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's actually no paper jam, but you must disassemble and reassemble the press completely to resume printing.

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    Brett Hughes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gutenberg didn’t invent the printing press. The Chinese and Koreans were printing with moveable type hundreds of years before that. We’re too Eurocentric (even if the US doesn’t realise it), even Australia where I’m from (I have no Asian heritage).

    Bret Sander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The printing press was inverted by the Chinese around 1040 despite eurocentric back patting.

    Tim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gutenberg:... but I just want a black and white text document...

    Deborah Rubin
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so true. Reminds me, I need to skip a few meals to afford that ink cartridge....

    Oreo Tookie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids used all the paper to draw on!

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    But the dire reality is that many students, in fact, feel largely indifferent toward the subject and social studies in general. What’s more, the number of college history majors has been steadily declining in the past few decades. As reported by the Perspectives on History newsmagazine, the numbers are grim.

    "History has a majors problem," Robert B. Townsend, program director at the American Academy of Arts & Sciences, wrote. "The number of students earning degrees in the field fell precipitously after the Great Recession of 2008, and while the decline became a bit more gradual before the pandemic (especially when including double majors), it has continued to slip."

    According to the report, the annual number of history bachelor’s degrees fell by more than a third from 2012. However, lecturer Reid believes the subject is far from losing its significance in the eyes of the public, as well as the academic world. In fact, "History is one of the most enduring and popular subjects."

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    tomgara Report

    Henry Hagens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compared to Egypt, she's not wrong

    Aunt Riarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the Egyptian tourist board commercial in n 1999, "visit us for our seventh millennium"!!!

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Small and weak eh? So tell me, who has all your artifacts?"

    Lee F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahah oops! Bullying and stealing IS WEAK tho (bro)

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting the stone from Wales was the main issue but they didn't have as many slaves as the Egyptians had.

    Alex S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slaves didn't build the pyramids. They were built by paid workers during the annual Nile inundation when a considerable portion of the population had their farms under water. They were basically giant public works projects to keep people out of trouble, fed and housed during the flooding that fertilised farmlands.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't have shown her the one from "This is Spinal Tap." stonehenge...479005.jpg stonehenge-replica-6305c87479005.jpg

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until she learns about Brú na Bóinne.

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    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Posted by HR department obviously.

    Den Ver
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a dead language, but if Americans could speak their nation's 1776 Latin motto, "E pluribus Unum" (on all US coins) -- and if they knew it meant, "Out Of Many, One" -- then maybe they could save their country from the disaster its heading towards. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . By knowing and speaking this Latin phrase, it might occur to enough American's that the foundation of USA/democracy is COMPROMISE and they could save what the founding fathers built, instead of reverting to authoritarianism. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maybe for this generation the motto should be updated to, "Live And Let Live" (Et Vivere, Reservate) -- which has the same meaning. This requires setting aside strongly held beliefs (as the 'founding fathers' did) for the sake of unity, instead of trying to bully and "win". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/3610753-threats-to-democracy-top-list-of-issues-facing-us-poll/

    Ece Cenker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooor, vital foundational ideas may be expressed in a common language that masses can actually understand)

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    Mtownmick
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    3 years ago

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    The could be from Latin America.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a joke, let please let us know. I'm really really hoping it's a joke.....

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    Ekaterina S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that! I had a job interview almost 15 years ago and was also asked why I was not fluent in Latin since it was my first foreign language to learn.

    Carol Stephen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, not a lot of chances to use it, so you lose it. As I recall, all the Latin sentences we learned featured Queen Boadicea, spears, arrows and storming the citadel. Not much call these days...

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    SilverIsGold
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, people (mostly Jews) have been born in the Vatican.

    tuzdayschild
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call Marty and Doc Brown and get her done.

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    #15

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    adamthealright Report

    4th Account
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gru was working for the queen?

    V Noe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only because they forgot their flag.

    Russell Tilling
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever photos. As a Brit I’m bound to say that you could probably substitute the word British for other colonial powers, but happy to be proved wrong 😊

    UpupaEpops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without trying to sound mean, please name one other museum where the contents are 100% foreign, yet are somehow still named after the country it's in.

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    CelticElff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost looks like Oscar Isaac from Moon Knight!

    polly fetherstonhaugh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dam! Why you'll got beef with the english ?

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    "Practically everyone, at some point in their life, will set out to learn something about the past," he continued. "History memes let us explore that enthusiasm in a new way, connecting with a broader and younger audience." 

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    "If someone doesn’t love history yet, they probably haven’t learned about the area and period that will capture their imagination. Memes are a great way to tell stories in a really accessible way — and they help people to learn about compelling chapters of the past that they didn’t even know existed."

    #16

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    ambernoelle Report

    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I read this in a (fake) posh English accent??

    Anyone-for-tea?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What strangeness you speak of; I simply read it in my normal voice.

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    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are struggling to get to the word count in an assignment.

    J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish Jane Austen had Twitter.

    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You plebs. I heard it in Stephen Fry's mellifluous tones, because he is truly a British treasure.

    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pictured a gentleman with the appearance of or one similar to Fitzwilliam Darcy!

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    Denise Cwiek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have devolved to a third grade level of communication. Pity.

    ArhomR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …and displayed a certain low cunning.

    RatherLoopy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also my mom describing a chance meeting at the grocery store.

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    #17

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    History for the Witty Report

    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you talking about 2020?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go read Interesting Times by Sir Terry Pratchett.

    Babsevs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say the same :).... World is a poorer place without Sir Terry

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    Patrick Linnen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other two are: "may you get what you wish for" and "may you be recognized by people in high places."

    Paul Neff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same expression supposedly attributed to China as well.

    Radek Suski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure it is a Chinese curse

    Wysteria_Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the last two years my family has been marking in every holiday and birthday card "may this next year be boring and uneventful" lol

    Asher Tye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terry Pratchett understands.

    MJLstrd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was Chinese— doesn’t matter — useful for examining the times we’re living on now

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    #18

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    i am so over this
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    audibly snorted in panera, thank you bored panda

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it all! (Pre-curser)

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep... thousands of years of evolution, and still using the same tool.

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *gasp* Is that how they made it? By this inspo?

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    If you’re on the fence about pursuing history in the first place, studying the little details surrounding a specific era or event deepens our knowledge and understanding of why things happened the way they did. It can quickly change our perspective, accelerate our critical thinking, and even help us come up with brand new ideas.

    "[History] teaches you how to investigate complex, world-shaping events," Reid added. "It teaches you how to systematically find and analyze evidence. It teaches you how to communicate your ideas. At Coventry University, our students even learn how to make documentaries."

    #19

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    History for the Witty Report

    Jules Young
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK Elizabeth, throwing some OG shade!

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this feel strangely familiar?

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cromwell destroyed so much; I'm siding with Elizabeth!

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karma, biting Cromwell on where he sits.

    Mal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooo gonna need a poultice for that burn

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    #20

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before the TV was invented.

    Crazy Dog Lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When birth control was illegal and women were literally jailed for trying to get it.

    Brivid
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a lot of women probably didn't have much of a choice on whether they wanted to participate.

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    CT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother who was born in 1902 told me once for a family history paper I was doing that she and my grandfather had sex six times and had seven children (My dad is a twin.). She said she would take her clothes off and get in the bed with the lights off. My grandfather would come into the bedroom and remove his clothes; then, they would do their "business." He would get dressed, turn the lights back on, and leave the room. She would then get up and do the same. Doesn't it sound so...fun? Dang!

    2x4b523p
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My granmother born in 1908 said pretty much the same thing. “Every time we wanted another one he lifted his nightgown, I lifted my nightgown and 9 months later we had a kid.” All in complete darkness of course, they have never seen each other naked.

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    Julie Zugz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the husband is looking at his wife like "how did this happen?"

    New Everywhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All their ages are one after the other. She was pregnant for like 15 years straight

    Little but Fierce
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes how shocking that women raised in an era where marital rape was legal and birth control illegal might not be super pro sex.

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great-grandma: "Every0one thinks of sex all the time in America!" She had 13 kids. She wasn't thinking of abstinence in the old country!

    Aunt Riarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A doctor friend had a patient with 5 children but was Catholic so he tried to explain the rhythm method, and asked her when was her last period. She said, before I got married

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    Astor.exe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol imagine giving birth to all those kids

    Ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a John McCutcheon (folk singer/songwriter) concert once. He was talking about how he was the oldest of ten children. He said, "Guess what religion we were growing up?" Everybody laughed. Then he added, "I told that joke once in Salt Lake City. Nobody laughed."

    Anjelika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My abuela was the youngest of 8-10 and abuelo oldest of 13-14 Also during the Franco dictatorship, having numerous children was encouraged you ended up getting alot of food coupons/discounts

    Delta Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how you’re unsure of how many siblings they each had. 😂 My grandparents were the same way; I just say they were each one of 10-12 siblings.

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    Local foodie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they were ✨roommates✨

    Random Person
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta admit the straightwashing is pretty flippin hilarious. Historians will literally read an extremely explicit poem about a woman (Sappho) being head over heels in love with another girl and be like "Ah, yes. Best gal pals."

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hephaestion’s obituary: “he was a confirmed bachelor”

    TheAquarius1978
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, they use to spend most of their time playing " hide the little sword ".....in eachother........

    Helen Vauxelles-Touchard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The centuries of animal behavior studies that somehow failed to notice same-sex behavior in tens of thousands of species are equally telling. But now America has gay penguins being attacked by Christofascists, thus proving we are the most progressive nation on earth.

    Anjelika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Achilles and Patroclus

    Awkward lady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just hadn't met the right girls.../s

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    Lecturer Reid pointed out that people who study the past "become critical thinkers with a powerful analytical toolset and the ability to communicate complex ideas. Those are incredibly important skills — and they develop them whilst learning about the past and the forces that have shaped our society." 

    Reid stressed that studying history is not just about gaining knowledge: "It’s about gaining important skills that can be used to find success in a dizzying array of jobs and careers."

    #22

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lengths some men went to to get out of having a bath

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could've just bathed and combed a bit more themselves, but chose violence. Actually, that sounds a lot like my little daughter.

    Reinaldo Fuentes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a 13th-century incel describing Chad the Viking.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew that smelling like the a**e of a farm animal would make you less attractive.

    AVGucky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO "farm animal"🤣 I heard that not showering every day and having natural patina would smell manly and attractive to women 😂 Can't say what's true, I'm lonely. But I'd definitely prefer a non-violent person!

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    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa came to the US from Kent, England. My dad did a DNA test, and he’s English/Scandinavian. Apparently I’ve got some ancestors that were Smart, Sneaky, Squeaky-clean, and SEXXYYY 🔥💅😉

    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Britons have mixed heritage of various European cultures due to how often we were invaded!

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    tabitha knipp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Olde English dudes like, take a bath? or slaughter the invaders?? ATTACK! lmao

    Enamelcamel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a euphemism: "...undermined the chastity of wives." Is that how you say "... women found they preferred less lice and feces" in textbooks?

    Lee F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voyageurs (colonials or their sons) n Canada in the 1860s would return to indigenous peoples after an expedition or a hunt, and just outside of camp they would shave and wash before returning. "Men who had direct dealing with indigenous peoples would often shave their beards, as aboriginals were repulsed by facial hair and took great care in keeping their own faces clean-shaven."

    Delta Dawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nods in “English and Norwegian ancestry”

    Rocket ship
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The viking men spent longer doing their hair and getting glammed up than the viking women

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    #23

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    Ian Harac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, it was…. *grounds* for divorce??? I’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip the waitstaff.

    Lolly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this still law? Asking for a friend

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? I thought we covered this in the Bible? The MAN makes the coffee....HEBREWS!!

    Pantea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in 17th century the Sultan banned coffee.

    Oerff On Tour
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call the United Nations! This should be included in the Universal Human Rights

    DaveR38
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make coffee for my wife every morning, just in case :D

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    #24

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this taken from that Dr Who episode?

    Rocket ship
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! It was the one with David Tennant ( 10th doctor) and Donna Noble. It was called ' THE FIRES OF POMPEII'

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    Marianne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew they had a volcano. They called it the gate to the underworld.

    Joseph A. Stanley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, Grumio was drunk again and would forget the entire conversation come morning.

    Zann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rules with time travel..dont screw up history..

    Ghaniyah Verma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your very normal mountain which totally will not erupt.

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a volcano already and had erupted many many times already. I seem to recall that the guide told us it had another name at that time though.

    Leslie Donsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me introduce you to the Toba Caldera. Last eruption circa 74,000 years ago. Sunlight was blocked for almost a decade.. Mankind almost perished, save for a few in Africa. It took 5,000 years before any migration out of Africa occurred. Pompeii is but a small pimple in the grand scheme of things

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    But the abundance of information floating around the web makes it difficult to know whether every truth or detail is true. "The internet is an incredible tool, but it is also responsible for producing and disenchanting a lot of bad information," Reid said and explained we must check our sources.  

    "Don’t take anything for granted," he added. After all, it’s always important to check how people support their points. Especially today, when we can find needed documents, letters, and speeches quite quickly. "Look to the works of credible scholars to ensure the accuracy of whatever you’ve read or whatever you intend to produce."

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    Phoebe Bean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and never will, it seems...

    Uber Mensch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History does not always repeat itself. Sometimes, it just screams "Can't you learn _anything_!?" and clubs you upside the head.

    V Noe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We learn even less from history when we start erasing it.

    Autistic Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His facial expression says it all, too.

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can we? It's been written by the victors, embellished and sanitized. Stripped of all teachable moments, so everyone here can feel good and proud.

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History is written by the winners, and the losers fail to read it.

    Helen Vauxelles-Touchard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hegel's face is a study in the price of facing the truth about our species.

    Joy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an expression that says he's still trying to warn us. Whoever painted that portrait captured a truth that is undeniable. I wonder if Hegel ever imagined people would be looking at and reading him in the 21st century?

    SelkieBlackfysh
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely not me. Sure they messed up. But I'm better. It's the future now, after all. Now let's build a 50 floor skyscraper with the cheapest materials we can find and using the cheapest labor we can get by with and still act shocked when it all comes down."

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    #26

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    PaperFury Report

    Hphizzle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *puts hands in cloak pockets* “Look, it has pockets!!!”

    Dani M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More reasons: sizes are easy! They can be an instant blanket/ bed! Multipurpose. I want to wear one so bad

    Jenny Cook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if it's a mens cloak. Women's cloaks would have no pockets.

    Silre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to wear a cloak in high school. I never took it off. I would just flap from class to class.

    Helen Vauxelles-Touchard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And bringing back the codpiece would provide a reason to dramatically sweep one's cloak to the side.

    Rocket ship
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cloaks with pockets are perfect for hiding magic rings in!

    LeeAnne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oOoOO. I forgot about the pockets

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We could all play Hocus Pocus together YYYAASSSSSSS

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upon reading this I immediately left to another tab to look at pictures of cloaks available for sale and came back to report that I will be buying one

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cloaking! It's a thing.......trending now!

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    #27

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    TheAndrewNadeau Report

    Jellicle bat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it can someone explain?

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mythology says crosses hurt vampires but crosses were not always thought of as holy. So imagine the exact day that Christianity decided to choose the cross as their symbol and that very day, a vampire, say in Iran with no clue what this new religious symbol is (probably no clue about this new religion), just starts burning because they see a cross which has just been declared a religious symbol. And if you think about it, vampire lore has been around longer than Christianity so really, the concept of a cross being useful is very flawed; let's not forget all the other religions too. Crosses assume Christianity is the "correct" religion too; Star of David has no affect (unless used like a shuriken) and Judaism and Hinduism, for example, are much older than Christianity.

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    John Dilligaf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always thought that any holy symbol would work; it was the faith of the wielder, channeled through the physical object that repulsed the vampire...... In the original Fright Night the vampire, Jerry Dandridge, is confronted by a cross wielding Peter Vincent. Dandridge casually reaches out and crushes the cross and mocks Vincent with the words "You have to have faith for this to work on me, Mr. Vincent."

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would make sense and yet noone ever does that. It's always just cross, holy water and church used as deflecting/harming vampires. I mean if faith alone did it then really you could use anything as a weapon; you could use a fish then since there's that fish symbol or a thorn crown or even a non religious items like a ping pong paddle if your faith is in it

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys have no idea what it's like to be a vampire who has never seen his image in a mirror; until the 20th century, when they started using aluminum as a reflecting surface instead of silver. All of a sudden there I am: d@mn I look old!

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    "Be curious. Explore the past. Learn the lessons our ancestors teach us through their words and actions. Learning about the past is one of the best ways to understand why we — all of us — act the way we do," Reid concluded.

    #28

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    History for the Witty Report

    AnnaBanananna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge is best served cold…

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an Oxford college where the beams in the ceiling of the hall got woodworm. There was panic in academia "where will we how will we what do we do?", but some foresters up north saw the news report and wrote to remind them that there were mature oaks ready. The college's Bursar had been paying the foresters' salaries for years but no one remembered that the college owned this reserved land.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let everyone else forget - accounting will remember forever.

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a similar vein, the US Navy has "Constitution Grove" which is 50,000 acres of oak forest maintained to provide timber for the upkeep of historic sailing vessels, and the Naval Live Oaks Reservation which is now a park.

    Jenna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! In my old stomping ground on the Florida panhandle

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    Trond Hermansen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the oaks were actually used in the reconstruction of the world's longest Viking ship replica "The Sea Stallion from Glendalough".

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are one good Carrington event away from returning to to the 18th century so hold on to those oaks.

    Lazy Panda (she/her/hers)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just googled "Carrington event" and now I have something new to worry about. Thanks! :-)

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    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because....."There is nothing like a Dane!.....nothing in the world". 🎶🎵🎶

    Enamelcamel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's AWESOME! Talk about long range planning!!!

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    #29

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then throw in some French words, because they want better food.

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah what he/she said as I never learned how to insult people in Latin :P

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English isn't a language; it's a dozen languages in a trench coat.

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes......we have poached many words from other cultures....🤓

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    Stoopham McFernybabes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in the middle of a fantastic podcast, History if the English Language (thoroughly recommend) and am impressed that I’m actually absorbing something because my brains response to this was “well yes…AND no. The reason for this is….(essay)”.

    Celeste Grant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds really interesting, I'll see if I can find it. Thanks for sharing.

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    Lady Fos-Boss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kind of true though, I know the smallest bit of Spanish and french and I'm learning Swedish and German, its really interesting to see where different English words came from

    Timmy Pillinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Czech : Robot. Tamil: Catamaran. Pretend that Tamil is Latin: Trimaran. Zilch: Yiddish. Astronaut : let's mix Latin and Greek. Ceildh: Gaelic.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Briton to a Saxon: "Is that the language of the Angles, then?" "Well ... it's Angle-ish ..."

    polly fetherstonhaugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow this is harsh I'm picking up a vibe that people don't like the English. I live here with my husband, 5 year old son, cat called monkey and dad called woowoo. We run a little pub and try to be happy. Very normal people

    FactcheckerGeneral
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post doesn't mention the English. Glad I could help!

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    ArhomR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ig-pay Atin-lay

    Linda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this one I scared the dog!!!

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cussing at them in a language they can't understand, I presume.

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    #30

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That frog has seen some things.

    Nancy Doughty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Warner Bros. "Michigan J. Frog" (when not performing).

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello my baby! Hello my honey🎶🎶

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    Circa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still far better than I could do.

    MGlenn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d read a children’s book about this fine fellow

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it's a lake! I thought it had wings!

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    #31

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on this would it be a good idea to rename all politicians Spuddles? "The house recognises the honourable Spuddle." Wait! Seen another problem now. We need another more appropriate word to replace honourable.

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spuddite: One who has made spuddling into a mode of being., a.k.a, politician.

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    Bored Retsuko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool to know such a word exists in English 😁😁 there's a verb with this same meaning in German

    Ann Dennis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hallelujah! I've discovered something I'm good at! I'm a World-Class Spuddler!!

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be a master spuddler. My wife says I've been doing this for 51 years.

    Jenna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern Translation: Coworker. See also: (Academic) Group project team-member.

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather uses a word that means this basically, he says "piddle" which actually means peeing, and is basically just saying pissing around.

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    #32

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    geekysteven Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, also suck it LOSERS!"

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He messed up the greatest quote in the history of the world.

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could imagine seeing Earth from the moon/space would give me an overwhelming feeling of "wtf are we doing", realizing how we really do only have one and it is beautiful and precious.

    Randomness Central
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You had to ruin it, buzz.” “Well, I’m sorry for living, Neil. God.” “Aw go back to pollinating some flowers or some sh-“ -nasa broadcast cuts out-

    Liz Siemens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaahhahahaa this is the best

    SelkieBlackfysh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All losers who don't know what really matters, tbf.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A uniformed government employee ruminates on the fate of the masses .

    Tony Debski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....there is SO much to be said about this, I don't know where to start....!

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    #33

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    Caulimovirus Report

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they didn't have a history button to bring it all back.

    Axel Tojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ctrl + Shift + N to open the last browser window closed, Ctrl + Shift + T for the tabs.

    Doggo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ctrl + shift + N opens an incognito window

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    Anjelika
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you go to history you can reopen them can't you?

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Control, Shift, T my friend

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to 'History' and re-open (speaking of 'History').

    C. S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reopen browser > Right Click > Restore closed window/tabs.

    Amo Gus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use shift+ctrl+t. it restores the entire browser

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    #34

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    History for the Witty Report

    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is the past perfect then?

    V Noe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a rap artist waiting to happen.

    pat manna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i woke up in the middle of the night, thought of this and started laughing again

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then what is the PRE TENSE … "JUST KIDDING!"

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    #35

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I just read they are all over 6' strapping blonde gods ... I say Bring it!!!

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do have a Duke of Edinburgh it's the Queen as all titles return to the monarch after the death of the recipient.

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, when they're done with England, send them over to the States

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What nonsense is this now? Duke of York = Prince Andrew. Duke of Sussex = (Prince) Harry

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a Duke of York, Prince Andrew and the Duke of Sussex is Prince Harry...you buffoon

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to banish the duke. He married a moor . . .

    Sumac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andrew is the Duke of York. He's also a royal *sshat.

    Enamelcamel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *snicker* there's a post above where their general hotness caused English women to have "chastity" lapses.

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    #36

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    NoContextBrits Report

    Peppermallow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, the shadow doesn’t match the image…

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shadow is already in the bag of course

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    Jake stenhouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Incidentally, the British museum Twitter profile blocked @nocontextbrits after this tweet…they can’t take a joke but they take everything else

    Vix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't the museum then block them on Twitter?

    FactcheckerGeneral
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While we're at it, when is the USA going to give back Mount Rushmore to the native indigenous population that successfully sued to the Supreme Court over the surrounding land?

    Helen Vauxelles-Touchard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care about nine tenths of the law. We really must stop referring to the Parthenon Marbles as belonging to Thief Elgin.

    Immortal Jellyfish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shadow of the tower would be behind the tower you nincompoop.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're leaving LOVE in it's place. Such nice boys. (see shadow)

    Kevin Garren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody else likes James Acaster then lol

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    #37

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Plugs in Big Brother that I brought home from the store myself. Her name is Alexa *

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know where your Big Brother is....better than it being secretly hidden in your home!

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    Ece Cenker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WTH, people?! The book was meant to be cautionary, not a manual!"

    Helen Vauxelles-Touchard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google and all its ilk have proved Orwell a saccharine Pollyanna optimist who viewed humanity through a rose colored martini.

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it was a warning, not a roadmap!"

    Not a robot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His predictions are coming true!

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So in 1984 as I recall the main was forced to do exercises every day via a video class. When I first saw an add for the Mirror, I think it was, (A exercise device that's a full length mirror and video screen that connects you to exercise teachers) I immediately thought of 1984 "Orwell was just off by a few decades".

    Veryish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would have hung himself after reading Charlotte's Web

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now don't you feel stupid!

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    #38

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sometimes we use the 24 hour clock which apparently confuses a lot of Americans.

    Tony James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago I'm in Paris (where they use the 24hr clock) waiting for a flight. American lady is in front of me waiting to check in. The guy at the counter is trying to explain to her that she's missed her flight. "But my ticket says it leaves at 1615, and it's only 4pm now! How can I have missed it?" "Because you need to check in at least 2 hours ahead." "It is 2 hours ahead! It's 4pm, and the flight doesn't leave until six fifteen!"

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then once a year we move it back and hour and then later move it forward again just to add more confusion!

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Einstein - Here is my theory of time and relativity. The Universe - "WTF is time?"

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just made me think of Irish comedian, Dave Allen's brilliant routine about telling the time

    Marcelo Mabuchi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the hours system invented by the Babylonians or something?

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the 12 hour twice idea because early clocks would be hard to make accurate and readable enough with all 24 hours on the dail.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when use one with a circle and arms, it's divided into 12, but when we use one with only numbers, it's divided into 24. And if you have one with only numbers and if someone asks you the time in the afternoon/evening, you don't tell them the actual number on your clock but subtract 12 first.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ine means 45,... or 15

    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After I worked at Disneyland which used military time, I switched all my clocks to the 24 hour clock. It makes more sense and 🤷 they use it on Star Trek.🖖 It's also easier for time changes and zones.

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    #39

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the story behind this?

    Daenarys
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charles VIII died after hitting his head on the lintel of a door. Louis III died after hitting his head on a door frame while chasing a girl.

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    Mouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early in the afternoon of April 7th, 1498, Charles VIII of France escorted his queen, Anne of Brittany, to an antiquated gallery at his chateau of Amboise, to watch a game of tennis. Entering the gallery through a low doorway, the king stumbled on a rotten floorboard and hit his head against the lintel. Louis III died on 5 August 882, aged around 17, at Saint-Denis in the centre of his realm. He was chasing after a girl, who was retreating to her father's house, when he hit his head on the lintel of a low door and fell, fracturing his skull and killing him instantly.

    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try the defenstration of Prague! It happened not once, not twice, but three times!!!

    Axel Tojo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stormtrooper here. Can relate.

    Squirrel Girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did anyone else read this a dr. doofenschimrzt voice?

    Lace Neil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still better than all the English Kings who have died of diarrhoea or on the toilet.

    mulk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this period, staircases were "risky" too

    Rival Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thou shalt die as you crash where a door isnt

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    #40

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Barkeep, a pint of your finest mead”

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it comes in pints? asked hobbitishly!!!

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just as you start to relax and tuck into your soup, the inevitable bad guys show up (in this case, the in-laws). Backhanded insults are thrown, butter knives are drawn, and I realize my chandelier isn't conducive to my wannabe swashbuckling swing across the dining room (with said butter knife clenched between my teeth). The in-laws may win the day, but they only have so many days left and I'm extremely patient.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pippin: "What's that?" Merry: "This my friend, is a pint." Pippin: "It comes in pints? I'm getting one."

    Rocket ship
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that reference! Also this meme reminds me of the desolation of smaug scene where Thorin is in the pub.

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    Jenny Cook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God I thought it was just me

    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ask the inn keeper if he heard rumors .. might lead to a nice sidequest

    Ent Hugger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then another... and another... and - wait what was i supposed to be doing again??!

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    Jessi Lovely
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I thought only I did this LMAOOOO

    Jeffery
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY GOD ITSN OT ONLY ME

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boy on the left is a time traveller he's wearing a hoodie :o

    Nat Rich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the lady has a spliff...munchies followed soon after this painting. They ordered a Dominos

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    manalonedies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl on the right is breaking the fourth wall. I like her the best.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I bet you a shilling that that leaf falls before the other one." "It's a month till autumn! You're on."

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And only the knitters look happy. As a knitter, that makes *me* happy.

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The looks of boredom here are impressively portrayed, except for the girl on the right, who is colorfully dressed. Her look conveys "When God passed out the personalities, all my family members were standing behind the door, so I got it all! Yay me!"

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how the men are relaxing while the woman and girl are working.

    Lori Rommel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What "work" is the woman who looks like she's got a cigarette doing?

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    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Monks have been wearing 'hoodies' for centuries!

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, just look at the industrious women while the men idle around.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I knit to ignore. It works well.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't remember that Sesame Street episode where they all got caught up in the War on Drugs?

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    Yash Kumar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In India this program is known as gali gali sim sim

    Minath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Discovery History channel on Discovery+ is even worse. It's either Alaskan aliens or non stop WWI.

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, good old days... when there is history on History Channel, and music on MTV

    Jill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband loves to watch the show Ancient Aliens in order to see what quasi academia is like when everyone quotes each other in a rather small circle. Sort of like intermarriages of family like the Hapsburghs...and you get pretty much the same results for both.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm watching the aliens "documentaries" on Tubi lately. One presents its "evidence" and says there is no other explanation. They're good for a laugh.

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    Arthur Waite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History Channel started out producing/presenting interesting programs about recent History, past History, and ancient History. All well and good; people watched and enjoyed them. Success. Then reruns started getting stale, so they changed focus to more WWII, and Nazi garbage. Popularity started to slide. Then, they tried getting more exciting stuff like Aliens. Circle the drain.

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    Jaden Alexander
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    3 years ago

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    Helen Vauxelles-Touchard
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cocaine addicts often project responsibility for their behavior onto others, but aliens is new to me.

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    #43

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Ericsson invented it I think. In Sweden.

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took him an ages to get the right paring code sent to them and get a reply though.

    Mario Strada
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He never got married because he couldn't pair with anybody.

    Kathleen M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And did he comb his hair, bathe every Saturday, and change his clothes frequently? No wonder he was a success.

    Trond Hermansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there was an internal riot against him which killed him. So not so peaceful. Also he burned down Hamburg.

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they left out his blueberry addiction....blueteeth

    Andrew Speers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The logo was stolen from Beaunit Textiles http://www.charneira.com/2011/02/logo-story.html

    Jessica Blankenship
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn it sideways and its a superhero lol

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    #44

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you ask Santa for a puppy but accidentally write Satan

    BG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV: Your new dog from Wish just arrived.

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the top left Ren from Ren and Stimpy?

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That first one has me cracking up! Also: When you order a dog from Wish.com

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top right, why are you staring at me like you gotta tell me my loan was denied?

    Rhyleigh Beer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom I want a dog ! We have a dog at home billy! The dogs at home:

    nbHawkeye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Number 4s like "Smoke weed everyday!"

    Jeanne Tarver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and his dealer beat him up cause he couldn't pay her.

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m getting serious Jar-Jar vibes from the top left

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    #45

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that what stage 3 syphilis will do to you.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some say that he was born an Autistic/Savant which may account for his extraordinary talents.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outside writing and imagining I do everything terribly, so I feel you, Beethoven.

    PolymathNecromancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know as well, O Pandas of More Knowledge Than I Please Reply Here to My Comment

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he was certainly c**p at maths (...because his horrible father who wanted to make the big bucks by turning him into a child prodigy wouldn't let him go to school).

    #46

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    Giovanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...flatulist? My cat would be king

    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife would own half of France by now!

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    Glitterati
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, “unum bumbulum”?! Why is this not common terminology anymore?! “That was a ripper bumbulum”is going to be making a comeback in my house.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just going to ignore that the word for fart is "bumbulum?"

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was I not told about "Flatulist" on Careers Day?

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That king is dead. There is no longer a "job opening" in that category.

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    Natalie H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna swallow lots of air, eat a hella amount of broccoli, beans and onion soup so I can be on my way to Buckingham Palace, where I’m going to jump, whistle and rip a big thunderclap fart before the Queen so I can claim my manor. And here I’ve been working my a$$ off for years in America to pay my mortgage…

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you could have put said a**e to much better use

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect job doesn’t exist…

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK... Is there a job opening for this? Asking for a friend...

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to know that fart jokes and potty humour never changes.

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "bumbulum" latin for fart? That's brilliant. I need to start using the word with my kids.

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    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has a type.

    Ariadne_byu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s like in Music Man when Marian’s mom says “There's not a man alive who could hope to measure up to that blend of Paul Bunyan, Saint Pat and Noah Webster you’ve got concocted for yourself outta your Irish imagination, your Iowa stubbornness, and your library full of books!”

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    3 Owls In A Coat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take one of each 😍

    Wyndmere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your description has a Victorian flair.

    DeeDee M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "An absolute renaissance unit." 😂

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am....oddly turned on by this.

    Alias Fakename
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother pronounced Mesopotamia Mesp-oht-mia today 😐

    Jolly Fae Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muscle Mommi about the work of Gandi

    Solidhog
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    3 years ago

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    But can't program the clock on their microwave.

    #48

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    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Native Americans: Please sir, this is not India. Christopher Columbus: Oh look! Indians!

    nbHawkeye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell that to the helmsman that actually discovered land and the native people Columbus decided to enslave and murder.

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    Penny Hernandez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND Columbus wasn't the first to discover the New World, the Indigenous people were, the Vikings were next.

    Simon Bolivar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must have been right before he gave the natives the choice between the swinging from the gallows or kneeling at the cross.

    similarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Columbus with John Cabot's map, made secretly after he'd already sailed to the Americas in the 1470s as a cabin boy on fishing ships (America possibly named after Cabot's banker Richard Amerike), but wanting Spain to pay for his trip "Yeeeeeees. India. That's right. Gold. Spices. Expensive trade goods. That's right. Going to Innnnnndia. Not going to any new world at all. What? Oh, nothing, nothing. INDIA!"

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since no one had GPS in those days I'm amazed that Columbus found land at all. AND, since no one knew that there was a huge land mass between Europe and India I would not fault any explorer for ASSUMING that it was India. SO let's all give him(them) the benefit of the doubt and stop all the harassment of our forefathers and just move on… they all did the best with what they had. Columbus made an honest mistake and gave us new world … his brave efforts should not be shamed … OK? No one is perfect … remember the world's most important inventions and discoveries were … total blunders! THANK GOD!

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    Ghaniyah Verma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, Christopher Columbus was not a good sailor or anything and was thinking of doing so and asked queen Isabel of Castille to let him sail to India, and he ended up in America, thinking it was India.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was LOST … live with it!

    nbHawkeye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, he and his crew would've ended up missing at sea if the helsman did not discover a landmass on the horizon.

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    Rich Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show me your gold! And maidens . .

    Nathan Bein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Columbus never touched north America only south stop believing your elementary learning

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Machiavelli is a nice guy not like those Chad's you go for, you should give him a chance, he will treat you like a princess.

    Ian Harac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “He’ll treat you like a princess. He’ll marry you off to someone you hate to gain political power.”

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    Trillian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Machiavelli would have loved reddit

    FactcheckerGeneral
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but Machiavelli gets a bad rap because people think he was a political strategist, when he was in fact a political satirist. His major work, The Prince, is dedicated to a specific member of the de Medici family and has a passage that says - I paraphrase - "A prince can rule his people either by love or fear. Love is better...but in your case we'll have to try fear".

    FactcheckerGeneral
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please feel free to downvote me if you are offended by the idea that people might actually read books - oh, amazingly, you did

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    Penny Hernandez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about states being ruined because men can't behave themselves?

    Destiney Haddox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what this is about. It's about men hurting women and that action is what ruins States. He wasn't blaming women.

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    Helen Vauxelles-Touchard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And its sequel, "How Women Are Ruined on Account of States."

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moliere: May I borrow some money, please? Him: No. Moliere writes The Miser.

    Wednesday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And St. Augustus. Over beating mom, thrice rejected by women wrote the treaties that altered the fate of every woman under any so called Christian influence since. That's right, this alpha male is the one who convinced the church that Eve was evil... and the book of genesis was edited to reflect that. A travesty against humanity.

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    Patrick Linnen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RASCAR - Roman Association for Stock Chariot Racing

    Madzdad the Bard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come for the race, stay for the crashes!

    Markus Holstein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty much it. Those races were brutal. Serious injuries and even death were not unheard of

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today........someone drops a glass and everybody cheers.

    Rich Black
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then roll cages and horse nostril restrictor plates were introduced as safety measures . .

    Dread Hyena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Antonius Stewartios, number XX, is my favorite charioteer. Screw the drivers of chariots III, XI, XXIV and LXXXVIII.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't have NETFLIX!

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm going to say it as no one else has ..... 'Well that escalated quickly'

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, all energy companies in 2022 ......... bastards

    D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And still going strong with that energy

    Cecily Holland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internal Revenue: Threatening to take your house since the beginning of time

    #52

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Archduke Jeff Metallica.

    Hatchet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censoring her last name? An attempt was made

    Alex S
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be the saddest f*cking thing I've seen BP do.

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    Jonny Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Archduke Dimmu Borgir and his army of Backstreet Boys

    Tamara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always confuse him with some kaiser chiefs

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    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WWI, class. Class, this is WWI. Play nice.

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    Circa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people who don't watch the Office, this was about Michael shouting "I declare bankruptcy" and thinking that was it done.

    #54

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    Eastendbird
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be that person but the people in Pompeii were killed by a cloud of volcanic ash, not lava flow.

    Inigo Montoya
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see this picture it amazes/terrifies me that some people were in the middle of picking up their children and were "frozen" in that same pose.

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was eerie to walk down the streets of Pompeii.

    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Herculaneum got it worse, hard as it is to believe. *shudder*

    #55

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not worst than calling your condoms " Trojan ", i mean, nothing invokes more the meaning of " impregnable " as the dudes that let their enemies in by opening the front gate..

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stallion released its men whilst inside. No pull out game.

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    Mosheh Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia started from Kyiv, and Moscow was built by a Russian noble who was pissed off and decided to create an alternative capitol. What we call "Russia" now was a breakaway kingdom from the Original Russia, which we now call Ukraine.

    Jonny Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia itself began as the Kyivan Rus', and initially had Kyiv as its capital. The latter-day schism between the two was largely a product of historical geopolitics.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this means that the Ukrainians are NOT IN ANY WAY actually Russian but..... the RUSSIANS are actually UKRAINIAN! HAHAHA F.U. THIS IS FATE AND YOU MAY GET THE *REAL* OUTCOME INSTEAD

    Circa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a response to Putin.

    Dariusz M. D.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with the sentiment but it is a bit misleading if you know history

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russian even have an alphabet until the 9th Century.

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You're an idiot. Nobody is going to believe your story about a man turning water into wine and then coming back from the dead."

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey they believed the one about the flood and the animals on that boat! And nobody questioned the implied incest going on after that!"

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    Shirley Templeton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Most lesbians (who have XX chromosomes) don't like "women" with XY chromosomes. * Most homosexual biological males who transition to 'female' do so out of auto-erotic fantasy, not gender dysphoria. --These are truths that are 'controversial' because they're true but do not fit the current narrative. One also has to be brave (or stupid) to utter them publicly

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ra-ra-rasputin *sings*

    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

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    Mouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, darkness has a hunger that's insatiable And lightness has a call that's hard to hear

    maragato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can swear I saw it at a G-7 meeting

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true! Have you seen how spicy curries are here in the UK!

    The Scout
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some claim the British only roamed and subsequently conquered half of the world because they were in search for a decent meal...

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    Leo Domitrix
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's really sad is that these two nations then made potatoes so dull. The varieties known to the Andeans are (and were) much more flavorful. Of course, that's what you get when you plant for clones... Monoculture monotony!

    Anniegolightly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just prefer our food boring and bland to avoid anything resembling flavour.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If didn't have pronouns, would like dictionary definition of 'pronoun' to which refer

    Jaya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny. It always makes me laugh when people say "I would never pronouns, it bugs me so much". How can they not realize they themselves just used 3 pronouns in that sentence alone, didn't they learn what pronouns are in school?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you respond with: "Monday sees Jaya's point. Jaya always says such clever things. Monday will try to be more like Jaya" until they're either so annoyed they leave or their braincells finally kick into gear.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marjorie! I got as tight as a boiled owl last night, and now I have got the morbs, get Cupid's kettle drums out for me, don't be poked up!

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry gigglemug, I'm not up to d**k tonight, but I'll b***h the pot for you and you can put it in your sauce-box.

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Got the morbs" sounds like some millenial emo who doesn't want to get up and shower.

    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poked up I think would have a much different meaning now! But I am campaigning to have many of these reinstated into everyday language now. And I want to add "Wetter than an Otter's pocket"

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to bring these back into use.

    Jonny Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sony got the morbs from its rip roarin morbin time.

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as "Vatican" slang. I should really slow down the scrolling.

    Circa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what is the really offensive word at the start of 7?

    Alex Boyd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B***h the pot and show me your cupid's kettle drums; I'm not up to d**k today--An unwell bisexual.

    Castles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s my new phrase now … b*tch the pot!

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one way to burn calories

    Alex S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is ironically how you measure calories (you literally set the food on fire and measure how much energy comes out of it)

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    JessG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a good way to ask how you want your steak cooked: "Al Dente, or Al Dante?"

    Robert Trebor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the inferno consume your fettuccine.

    basil
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you I will use this term now

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fuckkin' Kevin. Happens every time.

    Nathan Pogorzala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Anne died because someone told a sad story. Her constitution was shattered.

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    Monica Michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Was a really sick kid and my parents did not believe in letting me watch TV thank you Bullfinches

    Kelly Aitken
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha oh the books I borrowed from the library as a kid! I just met a friend of my son's (10 y/o) who is just like this too! He even made mention to a Greek poet! Greek POET. Mind was blown! Haha

    memyselfandI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else still have that big book of Greek myths?

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ab Hoc Possum Videre Domum Tuum - "I Can See Your House From Here". A boast and a threat used by the old Morporkian Empire. From Jingo. Terry Pratchett.

    NsG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    General Tacticus wasn't it?

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    Powerful Katrinka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

    Ash
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But most people don't know that Ozymandias was a Greek name for the pharaoh Ramesses II, so even that won't work!!

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But in the future now you will be remembered on YouTube and TicTok for that time you fell off your chair or got attacked by a cat.

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they will remember your cat by name, but you'll be "that sad dude that fell over"

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    Alex Boyd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may remember how sh*tty your copper was, though.

    Anikulapo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s got a point. I can imagine the Mighty looking on his works and despairing.

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    Dmitri Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the baby's face is like father what is this

    Monica Michelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son was 1 when I was in grad school his bedtime stories were not age appropriate

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Egads! I hope I can make it to puberty. Then, I can run away and join the circus, or Navy... anything!"

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    Alan Gale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tourist "Who built that Cathedral?" Me "Where the f*** did that come from!!"

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😆😆😆my answer is always aliens as well 👽 nice to know in not the only one!

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    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thus 7 years war turned to the dark side and became WW3

    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every human on earth’s life was altered immediately by WWI and WWII, especially if you accept the 1918 pandemic as a result of WWI. That wasn’t true of the Seven Year’s War.

    Stro Bro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Otherwise we wouldn't be worrying about WW3

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still in use, but they forgot to include the "puck projectile" weapon.

    Arthur Waite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention the 'knife boots', or is it 'boot-knives'?

    M O'Connell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't even get into the field hockey arms, or the Lacrosse weapons.

    Kelly Aitken
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm: lacrosse balls hurt much more than pucks. Ex. Shattered molar and almost broke jaw with hockey puck at 16, was back to school the following week. Lacrosse balls : one low toss to my knee and I was out for weeks. Haha

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    Wyndmere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So hockey has always been violent. -- Not surprised.

    rxndomhumxn01
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder my friends are scared of me when I play hockey

    YeilDis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also forgot the goose protection stick. Oh, wait. It’s the hockey stick. Carry on.

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    Andrew Good
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Napoleon did not die in battle

    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are arguing with the logic of an 8 year old -.-

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    Mosheh Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer to 1 is wrong by any standard, since Napoleon did not die in the Battle of Waterloo. The other three are all technically correct.

    Hiram's Friend
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you get the correct answer? Post a wrong answer on BP.

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    Bird Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, no test would have these 4 questions. They don't have a lot in common

    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of random quiz is this

    Patrik Gerhardsson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to be that guy, but Napoleon didn’t die in battle..

    Dariusz M. D.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is made up. Napoleon did not die in battle but in exile. What kind of test is this? History, Geography, Social Science?

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Napoleon didn't die in battle tho...

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    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to the kids of the future, Covid is a lot of homework to do

    Atchaco-Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covid is that masters course that you want to sleep through, but can't afford to miss a second of.

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring me my finest barrel so that I may ride into battle.

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    Tony James
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep - and just like the polar bears, that random teenage girl perished from (admittedly, very localised) global warming.

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noice. Here, have a thumbs-up. Hold on where is it *fumbling in his underwear*

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    Xenia Granados
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny cause they were so butthurt about it that hey killed her. RIP Joan of Arc

    FactcheckerGeneral
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually no. The FUNNY thing is that the English never touched her. She was burnt at the stake by...the French.

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    gerard julien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joan of Arc died in 1431 The Battle of Castillon between the forces of England and France took place on 17 July 1453 in Gascony near the town of Castillon-sur-Dordogne. The English Crown lost all its continental possessions except for Calais, which was the last English possession in mainland France, and the Channel Islands, historically part of the Duchy of Normandy and thus of the Kingdom of France. Calais was lost in 1558.

    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Pandas. Why are asterisks used as quotation marks so often here?

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't quotation marks to indicate something said; asterisks are commonly used in chats like these to indicate an action: England (is) winning the 100 years war = England winning the 100 years war. They're doing it at that time. Then Joan of Arc show up.

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    XenoMurph
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of "us" aren't even on the same ocean.

    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us aren't even on the same planet!

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    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're not in the same boat. We're in the same storm. Some are yachts, some in canoes and some are drowning. Be kind and help whenever you can."

    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah David Cameron, I don't miss that twat one little bit, entitled little rich boy out of touch with anyone who didn't go to Eton with him - oh, that'd be half the fcking Tory party then .... revolution anyone ?

    Lynn Morello
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noh. I thought it was the Titanic.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...at least the boat isn't the Titanic.

    Linda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speak for yourself. I live in Texas. (for now...)

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a bearded lady/man who wears unicorn themed clothes.

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've become a local celebrity for riding my pony through the Dunkin' Donuts Drive-Thru every Monday morning. Just brightening up everyone else's crappy Monday :)

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the late 19th century/early 20th century, we had a guy named Joe Root - he was a famous hermit that claimed all of the peninsula that's attached to our shore. He was basically squatting on 3200 acres and no one cared. People coming to picnic on the shore would always pack food for him. They'd include him in family gatherings and even trust him with their children. He knew the whole peninsula like the back of his hand - they called him the "King of Presque Isle". Screenshot...adf119.jpg Screenshot_20220823-120642_Chrome-6304fb7adf119.jpg

    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually quite wholesome. I love that ppl just accepted him and his ways as they did 😊

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have Blanket Man. No matter the time of year, he only wears sandals and at least three blue blankets, wrapped like an ancient robe. He very occasionally has moments of schizophrenic rage, directed at nobody, but is otherwise very nice, wishing everyone he meets a good day and generously feeding a flock of pigeons that hang around him for most of the day. Other than taking a few dollars here and there, he refuses all help and has lived on the streets in the neighborhood for at least ten years.

    Kristie French
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have an older lady that when you stop at an intersection she tries to get into your car. If the door is locked she licks your window. It’s a might bit odd. She’s been picked-up and put in a psyche hold numerous times, but always ends up back at the crazy.

    Kristin Ingersoll
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had "Preacher John." He passed away last year and his funeral was attended so well, the crowd spilled out of the large church and into the field next door. I think it would have tickled him to know he touched that many souls :) He was nuts. Could be annoying. Kinda pushy. But he was not unkind or cruel. He never insulted. He just literally read the bible on the corner for anyone who would listen. I wouldn't. LOL! Not many would. But he clearly touched a lot of people just by being... him.

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a couple on Ohio state campus, brother Jeb and sister Cindy. They told everyone they were going to hell. I hear they're dead now. Probably in hell.

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    Mouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Portland Oregon Elvis is living legend and a heck of a nice guy.

    Ellie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found out at his funeral that my soft spoken great-uncle, was an Elvis impersonator. And a whopping good one at that. Half the family didn't even know and it was hilarious

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    Deborah Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a guy who did Kung Fu on all the cars that passed him in the City for years, he stopped traffic regularly.

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this one guy in my city who always walks around with a huge sign in front of him. Sometimes he carries a chain of lights and he's usually found in front of a small electric shop and the text on his signs is so vague, it could be interpreted in twenty different ways... he's either trying to convert me to join his religion or he's trying to to advertise. He doesn't approach people and I've never heard him say a word.

    Mosheh Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in Jerusalem, and we had dozens of them. Google "Jerusalem Syndrome"

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The leeches are used to insert microchips. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to amplify 5G signals! Oh wait, I have better mobile signal. Add a few more.

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to decide what to order from Ubereats, but can't come to a concencus and are now getting hangry

    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're discussing that this congregation could have been one short stone slab

    Dariusz M. D.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, yes metacognition can get you really constipated.

    manalonedies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking of thinking as I thought of not thinking before...