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239 Times Parents Of 6-Year-Olds Took To Twitter To Share What Their Little Devil Did, And It’s Hilarious
Every year a child comes up with new ways to challenge their parents, and 6 is no exception. Probably inspired by Ryan Reynolds, moms and dads often turn to Twitter to share their frustration and hilarious jokes. Bored Panda has compiled a list of tweets that perfectly portray life with a 6-year-old kid, and every parent will relate.
From decoding their snack logic to listening to their never-ending stories, these experiences will teach you a thing or two about spending time with the little devils. Scroll down to check out the entries and upvote your favorites!
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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
O-O just say what the fruit. It might not have such disastrous effects.
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just a thought! 7 years ago
Are you sure that's a six year old and not a wise old man trapped in a child's body ?
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Esther Evans 7 years ago
LOL...I have a niece who stopped eating cake and cookies when she found out they were made with eggs....
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just a thought! 7 years ago
Exactly! That's me in class... Two mark Hours pass by and boom, the second hand is still moving at snail's pace to complete five minutes...
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Neeraj Jha 7 years ago
My nephew used to explain the shape once he's done. One time it was Field Hockey stick.
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~Ravenclaw~ OwO 7 years ago
It always happens. You get too old then, BAM! You're uninteresting.
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Felice Coles 7 years ago
Hey, it's all relative. When you speak at volume 11.0, then 9.0 does seem quieter.
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KismetTheFox 7 years ago
This is a line from a old movie, I’ve seen it but can’t remember which. Your six is trying to impress you, and doesn’t realize the horror he just quoted. Go along with it and praise him for it, to boost his self esteem. Right now he doesn’t have to know that not everything is about him.
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Matthew Hyder 7 years ago
I want to play the Snufkin song from Moomin or something with that, LOL. :p
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Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
I'm going with 200-500 years unless we find a way to leave the planet.
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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
It's much easier to learn these things as a kid than an adult. I got called out by little kids too when I learning to ride a bike at age 26. Joke's on them, now I can ride a bike AND roller skates.
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Monic Krugell 7 years ago
What an awesome dream to pray for - I would like to meet him/her in dreamland for that adventure
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Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
So you think he won't put the bread into the freezer and serve you cold hard frozen bread? Ah, you innocent mind...
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Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
just realized I can't explain them... at 24. Anyone got a 6 yo to teach me?
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
It's alone time, the acoustics are great, people are hesitant to come in and tell you to stop...
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Lily Robertson 7 years ago
I'm laughing at the up all night kid, but not at the therapy bill! Ok, a little at the therapy bill.
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Lou Herout 7 years ago
Ha! I think I'd call her bluff on that one and make her stay up all night... Sleep is such a beautiful thing...
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
You know you're doing something right if your kids tell you they hate you.
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Kristin Connon 7 years ago
That is genius. I'm going to start turning my shirts around at every meal
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Felice Coles 7 years ago
Well, maybe he's seen the sticks and gravel that make up some "healthy" cereals...
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Felice Coles 7 years ago
Probably didn't notice each other in the same space until you mentioned it.
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Felice Coles 7 years ago
Well, technically you bought it (I assume), so it's yours to pick up. If Grandma bought it, then she can pick it up...
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Adrienne Walters 7 years ago
Well, sorry but no wonder - if you say stuff like "how to spelling"! ;-)
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Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Hey! I was told it was Scottish, like that would be a bad thing. I was proud that I knew a Scottish word!
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Felice Coles 7 years ago
A family is a group of people that you may have never known had you not been thrown together.
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Amanda Grimm 7 years ago
My 6yo thinks if he "jinxes" me it means I have to stop talking until he "frees" me. Hahahaha no.
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Felice Coles 7 years ago
Is the kid running around in jams and gold necklace chains hollering this?
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Felice Coles 7 years ago
Well, we all die alone. Some of us just have more toys while doing it.
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Reggie Kraken 7 years ago
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my five year old nephew years ago. him: Ugh I hate potatoes! me: Well, you know where fries come from right? him: Of course! The cooker! Ahh good times, simpler times.
Cat person 7 years ago
That's like me at that age: "pussy, pussy, puss-puss pussy willow!" I was obsessed with pussy willows and a lot of the time I would say only the first part of the word.. so my grandma had to say "don't say that word, it's not a good word and it has another meaning"
mbergen 7 years ago
I remember when we pulled up to a store and my eldest son (about 6 at the time) was staring at a man and saying 'Wow he's tough! He's really really tough!' My wife asked why he thought that, his response was that we told him its not nice to call people fat, so now he calls them tough 'cause its not a bad thing to be tough.
caleb 7 years ago
I know this sounds bad but i don't think 6 year olds would say these kinda things...
arjelio mas 7 years ago
It's 2018. Kids are smarter now. And they say some interesting things.
Load More Replies... Caroline Murphy 7 years ago
My niece is only 5 and she's already savage.. God knows what she'll be like when she's 6
Reggie Kraken 7 years ago
Reminds me of a conversation I had with my five year old nephew years ago. him: Ugh I hate potatoes! me: Well, you know where fries come from right? him: Of course! The cooker! Ahh good times, simpler times.
Cat person 7 years ago
That's like me at that age: "pussy, pussy, puss-puss pussy willow!" I was obsessed with pussy willows and a lot of the time I would say only the first part of the word.. so my grandma had to say "don't say that word, it's not a good word and it has another meaning"
mbergen 7 years ago
I remember when we pulled up to a store and my eldest son (about 6 at the time) was staring at a man and saying 'Wow he's tough! He's really really tough!' My wife asked why he thought that, his response was that we told him its not nice to call people fat, so now he calls them tough 'cause its not a bad thing to be tough.
caleb 7 years ago
I know this sounds bad but i don't think 6 year olds would say these kinda things...
arjelio mas 7 years ago
It's 2018. Kids are smarter now. And they say some interesting things.
Load More Replies... Caroline Murphy 7 years ago
My niece is only 5 and she's already savage.. God knows what she'll be like when she's 6
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