People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.
Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!

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Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door
I've done this on many occasions! I had no idea it was considered weird.
My daughter caused a large lift/elevator of people to lose it completely when, after the doors closed, she turned to face everyone and said, "So I've gathered you here today..."
The elevator at the parking garage of a hospital in Amsterdam is called Schindler. I was looked at like a psycho when I laughed and went: heh Schindler's lift.
It's okay, it's not like you're laughing at the event itself.
Load More Replies...I think that's more and American thing. Here you place your back towards one of the walls. And make sure you never look at the face of any other person in the lift. God forbid you should actually meet the eyes of someone!
Or making you way to back where you start rapping your fist on the side of your head and mutter "but we agreed it was *my* turn today!"
@Chich, I like the way you think! Can we hang out some time? 😉
Load More Replies...I think it's a bit normal in poland? We just put our backs against the side wall, sometimes talk with the stranger/neighbour.
This is what I do as an American too. Never thought it was weird.
Load More Replies...I did this once on a huge crowded elevator. I had read that if just one person were to turn around and say "hello" that psychologically it would start conversations... and it did!
Turning your back to a bunch of strangers should be considered weird and psychopathic.
Eating food in any bathroom ever
Height of luxury for me is having a cup of coffee whilst in the bath. :D
Sometimes i think we share too much in here (😅😅😅joking)
Load More Replies...Efficiency. Out with the old, in with the new. Or something like that. Gross haha
I did while pregnant and with the baby. Pass the fridge, pick liquid yougurt or cookies, go pipi and eat, go back to bed. all with eyes shut.
Everyone knows bathrooms are for catching up with BoredPanda posts! ;P
Does this include scarfing down a bag of chips while catching up on gossip in the bathroom during passing period in school?
There's this small desk in front of the toilet bowl in my parents' bathroom. Some of my dad's urgent paper works are there. But there are books and magazines too. He can sometimes stay there for more than 30 mins just drinking his coffee and reading. I also sometimes find food wrappers in the trash can there so I guess he snacks there too.
One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.
It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.
You ought to see Ed Miliband eating a bacon sandwich in the UK. It's not a good watch.
Was thinking of exactly the same thing. Here you go.... milibandba...2b07cd.jpg
Like a monkey. They eat bananas from bottom to top.
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Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.
I don't know, I think it's pretty funny when the groom's father shows up wearing one... /s
Load More Replies...A friend asked all female guests to wear their white wedding dresses to her wedding, if possible. She herself had a black wedding dress ... and looked absolutley stunning! It was a surprise for her mother and mother-in-law ... so that they could still see some "more traditional wedding dresses". The pictures were super funny ... some of the women even came with their headdresses and shortened veils. The crowning glory was a man in his ex-wife's wedding dress 😂
This is just being a complete douchebag. Why would you ever think...you know what I should wear to this wedding? A wedding dress.
There is actually some long complex history behind this from weddings TLDR: After the queen wore white to her wedding other bribes began copying her but at the time white was a very expensive color so wearing white to someone else's wedding was seen as an insult of wealth but this still wasn't the biggest deal due to the nature of weddings at the time. After the industrail revolution I believe weddings began to switch from uniting family powers and leaned in the direction of love in which it was finally seen as a special day so that combined with the already established wearing white as an insult to wealth but ofcourse now white wasn't as expensive but wedding dresses were so wearing wedding dresses to another person's wedding took the spot of wearing white to another person's wedding as being seen as an insult.
wait. I think this can be a crime. You can sue someone for doing it.
Digging holes in your backyard at night.
Just doing some night digging.
And make sure that your neighbors see you unloading an axe, a hack saw, ropes and a big roll of tarp. Don't forget to wave friendly at them while grinning.
Load More Replies..."Now I ain't saying he's a hole digger... But the holes keep getting bigger!" In his yaaaaaaaaaaaaard...♫ In his yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard ♫ Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! ♪♪
My neighbor down the street was awakened by teenagers digging in the park behind his house. He called the police. There were burying a shotgun. Welcome to America.
And the muffled noises from the wiggling, shaking trashbag? Most normal thing imaginable... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"
Pro tip: look around the restaurant at how everyone else is doing it. I've been studying you humans for a long time and that's what I do.
Oh, who cares. It's his burger, he's paying for it, if he wants to eat it with hashis it's completely his right!
Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle
bad idea actually, I tried this once, the chocolate taste never comes out. So yeah, chocolate flavored water isn't very good...
Load More Replies...We used a vodca bottle as a water bottle... People were so confused. Summer in Switzerland. Last summer before corona.
Just seen that at my indoor climbing space. Was weirded out for a second, but found it pretty funny.
Load More Replies...Oh gawd, I just threw up in my mouth a bit. 🤢 But I detest mayonnaise to begin with . .
Load More Replies...Oh man, that made me shudder. To imagine someone drinking syrup like that....
What's wrong with this? It's hilarious! (I do see that it can be insensitive but it's not that bad, right?)
What's wrong with this is the fact that you'd have to buy and consume Hershey's before re-using the bottle.
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Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom
Lived in a house with kitchen carpet once, never again. Talk about impractical.
my grandma had this and every time i went over was so so soggy
Load More Replies...Worse, a fuzzy toilet seat cover like my grandma had! 🤢 After discovering that it was soaking wet - a few times! - I learned to hover, not sit. 🤢🤢🤮
Load More Replies...I regret to admit that my parents' house had both bathroom and kitchen carpets in the early 70s (yes, in England). Perhaps it had something to do with the fact that many people grew up without fitted carpets anywhere in the house, so putting them in every room was seen as the height of luxury
First thing I did when I bought my house was rip the carpet out of the kitchen.
The idiots we bought our house from had indoor outdoor carpet in the kitchen??? Ugh HATED it. It had to go, in favor of ceramic tile
There was carpet throughout the house when we bought our house in 1987. The house itself is much older, built in the 1940's. We lived with the atrocious mauve carpeting until my mom's allergist suggested replacing the carpets with hard flooring due to her asthma and allergies being so bad year round. Dad and I took a weekend in the late 90s to do so. We ended up discovering authentic hardwood flooring throughout the house. The floors alone added tens of thousands of dollars to the appraised price of the house. Dad's passed on now but the rest of us still live in the home.
Same happened to us. Our house was built in 1922, when we bought it there was terrible old stained carpet in the bedroom. Pulled it up expecting to have to replace the flooring, and found beautiful oak floors underneath. Just needed to be refinished and we were done.
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Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you
All fun and games until one day the person just goes "uwu" and nuzzles up next to you.
Much better to look them in the eye, smile, and pat the seat next to you..... you are guaranteed to keep that seat empty.
Load More Replies...Yeah that’s so weird. I always bark instead. (Don’t be alarmed, that has happened ONCE)
walking around in public with a glass of water from home
Once my hubby didn't manage to finish his coffee before we went to work so he took cup and saucer with him when we left home. The crazy thing is: we get to work by bike and he's really good at driving free-handed. So he rode his bike with the saucer in one hand and his coffee in the other as if this was the most normal thing in the world. The people looked at him as if he was an alien. I've never seen so many huge eyes... :D
So somebody decides to be eco-conscious and use a glass is weird and everybody else who pay ridiculous amounts of money for the same water in single use plastic bottles that polute our oceans are the normal ones?
My best friend used to live down the street from me and she would always make a coffee in a mug and just walk over to my place with it. I don't drink coffee, but I offered to get some for her but she was fine with this arrangement. So, everyday on our street you would see this lady walking with her mug of coffee😂
One guy I worked with used to bring soup into work. He'd just grab a fancy bowl from his kitchen and drive to work with the soup in one hand. Not covered or anything. Spoon in the bowl. I feel like he'd be in one of those infomercials in black in white where the say "There's got to be a better way!"
Sure, nobody freaks out when you have a water bottle, but when you're walking around with a glass, DIFFERENT STORY! 😱
I don't know, I thought it was pretty common these days? With all the fancy keep cups?
Load More Replies...My coworker liked the coffee (more like espresso) from the café next to his house, so he bought one in the morning in a paper cup and took the bus with it, and sipped it slowly in the office at his desk. He finished it after lunch.
Is this abnormal? This sounds completely normal.
Load More Replies...There's a neighbour that takes walks most days with a coffee cup full of coffee...it's weird, because, you know, travel mugs, but whatever...working from home I guess he doesn't want to make more dishes than he needs to
Eating a onion whole, like an apple
This is what will happen once you got Covid. No sense of taste. So gobble it up while you can.
I actually like raw onion. I don't need Covid for that. (Although I prefer eating it layer after layer.)
Load More Replies...I had a neighbor who used to do that! Come out of his house with an onion in hand an eating it while we talked and hung out. By" We" I mean all the neighbors from around the same age (15-22).
We used to eat them like a snack in Mexico. Cheap and cleans your teeth. Squeeze of lime. I was flat broke a lot of the time, so this made sense.
There's a variety of sweet Vidalia onion grown in Georgia (US not country) meant to be eaten like an apple.
YES, I adore sweet onions! I have a giant baggie of diced onions in the freezer, so when I'm cooking I can grab a couple fistful + toss them in the pan. Lazy and not quite as good as freshly chopped, but Mmmmmmm! 😋😋😋
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Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides
XD i do this when i need to run down a hill but are too lazy to run the whole way
Working out in a suit
Me, pretty much every morning to catch the bus or something. Pretty much the only sport I do...
Load More Replies...There's a lady in my gym that comes in dressed in her normal everyday day clothes and footwear and just goes on the treadmill, takes a leisurely stroll while reading a newspaper or a book. Odd, yes, but she seems completely sane and lovely.
Does anybody actually do this? I guess if you're trying to make a meeting on time...
I've done it in a work skirt, because I forgot my shorts. LOL
After my father retired his license was revoked 2 DUI 's at age 67 YIKES PTSD Vietnam vet !!!! he rode a bicycle in a suit and dress shoes all over town for 10 years sometimes a few neighbors would call my brother to go pick him up from the bank or grocery stores because he'd ride out in thunderstorms or try to go out in the snow...poor guy when we took his bike his health declined rapidly he passed away Jan 2019 age 78
Playing football in formal shoes "for grip" Stath Lets Flats ( Channel 4 UK Comedy)
Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.
my cousin used to do this and when i asked why he said bc they only wanted to clean certain teeth. he was applying it to all is yellow teeth and avoided brushing his white teeth bc he thought he could "overbrush" them and lose them. i have a weird family.
I do this cause my toothpaste kept falling off my toothbrush. Never thought it weird. 💁♀️
Keeps the cap clean! I'm the only one that uses my tube, though.
Load More Replies...I work with people with visual and physical impairments and this is usually the easiest and best way for them. Does take some getting used to though.
blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral
My grandfather had "I will survive" played at his funeral. Confused everyone!
Load More Replies...Only psychopathic if the deceased hasn't asked for it. I'm inclined to request "another one bites the dust" for my funeral. :D
That's what my friend wrote in her will. She wants it played as she's lowered.
My husband's band was playing at an outdoor bar. They get deep into "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" just as a funeral procession of cars drive by any at a snails pace. It was a surreal moment.
oh gods- when i die you all are invited and i want all of you to play this song at different times so like someone plays the next second someone plays and so on and so forth until it sounds echoed and stuff
A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.
The urge to make a sudden loud noise and frighten him would have been overwhelming 😅
An old manager of mine used to walk around the hotel, shake people’s hands, say, “Just wanted to let you know you’re doing a fine job,” and walk away. He was a cold-hearted money grubber, and this was obviously something he picked up at some seminar for management robots. “Ah, yes. I see.The peasants will be pleased when their lord speaks kind words to them. I am now a good man.”
The "puffer fish" style of managing - show dominance by looking intimidating
I wonder if he was expecting a masonic handshake. Did he have one trouser leg rolled up?
Seize this rare opportunity to smile brilliantly while cutting a long and wavering "bad brunch choices" fart. Never break eye contact.
Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.
No, a sociopath waits behind you for you to finish so they can use the same urinal!
Load More Replies...The best is playing urinal chess. Say you walk in and there are 5 urinals and there's someone standing at urinal #1. You logically choose urinal #4 to checkmate the next person, who now has to stand next to either you, or Joe over at urinal #1
Smile and assure him that standing next to the man with the largest club won't guarentee his safety.
In China I had locals peer over the division to look at my d**k...
I don’t like. I don’t like. I don’t like. I don’t like. I don’t like. I don’t like. I don’t like. I don’t like.
Yeah I heard some guys at the airport not too long ago arguing with a guy friend about breaking urinal code 🤣🤣🤦🏾♀️
When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.
Then there's those people who see you 20 yards away across the parking lot and decide to hold the door for you and wait. Please don't do that either.
Very rude. If that happens to me I'll stand there for an extra few seconds just to show my bewilderment.
I did that once in first grade (I said ‘eew’ though). I was NOT going to walk through a door being held by [we’ll call her Chelsea, I guess]
When a place has double doors and people are coming from opposite directions. Why do both go for the same door?
When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.
Oh god. This reminds me of a uni friend. He would pick a car on the motorway that was travelling at the speed he wanted to go and just follow it. For miles! I get worried people will think I'm following them if I happen to be going the same way as them for more than a couple of turns!
A friend of mine was on her way home from work and saw someone following turn for turn. She was scared to drive home so she turned down a street that wasn't hers. Guy turned behind her. She turned down another street and he was still following. She decided to just turn into a random driveway thinking he would drive past. Nope - pulled in behind her then got out, knocked on her car window, and asked why she was at his house. It was a bizarre cosmic fluke but she laughs about it now.
Load More Replies...Even creepier when you are walking just ever so slightly faster than them so you are gaining on them but only in tiny fractions - meaning at some point you will draw level but not pass them for AGES!
I've been on both sides. Once someone was following me and flashing their lights and everything at night. I just past the friend's house cuz they were still behind me. Turns out it was my friends grandma wanting me to drive them home. She thought it was hysterical. Another time I could tell someone thought I was following them for a long way. They eventually pulled over cause they were freaked out. . . . Right in front of my house. I laughed as I pulled into my driveway right in front of them.
I always feel weird about being the following car. Once my next door neighbor and I went shopping at the same market that was about 15 miles from our neighborhood and we left the market at the same time, taking the same route home. I didn't even realize it was them until we both turned up our street.
that's why i always carry a big knife with me, in case they look behind and see me...you know, to give the random chance a cense of purpose...then when they run away I no longer feel weird walking behind the same stranger...you never know what kind wierdo is walking in front of you
Go near them and start breathing in their ear. It's a nice way to make new friends. In blue uniforms though... 🤣
I once creeped out a cop that lived in my neighborhood. We both happened to be visiting the same event in a town about 60 miles (100km) away. Needless to say, we both left the event at the same time, and I ended up practically tailing him the whole way back. He eventually turned into a neighborhood in our town to see if I really was tailing him.
While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.
It's also not legal in many countries. When you place the item in your trolley you are claiming ownership pending payment. I believe it falls under Common Law Larceny (in the UK at least).
Happened to my brother and sister-in-law when they ordered a small ham for the holidays. Picked up at the deli department then continued shopping. Christmas morning bro went to pull out the ham, but it wasn't there. Sis in law said "I thought you put it away". Found receipt and it did not show purchase. They wound up having hot dogs. When they called on Christmas and told me the story about their Christmas hot dogs I started singing "I'll be ham for Christmas, you can count on me, I'll be ham for Christmas, if only in my dreams......" Bro couldn't stop laughing. Good times.
I hip-shot a man into the dairy counter for pulling that stunt on me.
stop responding midway thru an irl convo, but maintain eye contact
It's actually just fundamentally harder for some people to do so... Brains are weird.
Load More Replies..."in real life" That hooha we all did before Covid :)
Load More Replies...Unlike long direct eye contact meaning attentiveness, it feels like the other person's mind has wandered but they want to be perceived as being a great listener.
Old people do this a lot..... sometimes I think my clients have gone to sleep with their eyes open
Standing silently at night along a forest road.
because who doesnt love to be scared to death in the middle of the night?
I do this, normally waiting for my dogs to come back out of said forest or woods, I like late night dark walking.
Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting
*hides whiteish yellow brick like substance* no its not! What are you talking about???
Load More Replies...Wiki: How to weird out your fellow peers and then die from clogged arteries
Uh.... I think eating a stick of butter in any context is pretty messed up...
This list is bullshit. Half of these things are made up. No one eats a stick of butter at at business meetings
Eating unwrapped food from inside your pockets
Pro tip: If you line your pocket with a napkin first, you avoid eating lint.
I once had a friend who pulled a slice of pizza out of his pocket and ate it
I worked in a Best Buy briefly as the guy who checks receipts as you leave. The guy who trained me would bring in deli meat wrapped in a napkin and eat it straight out of his pocket. Nobody knew he did that but I mentioned it to someone else in passing. He was known as "Pocket Ham" thereafter.
I worked with senior citizens. Asked this man if he wanted any lunch today, he said "no thanks I have a pancake". Pulled a dry rolled up pancake out of his pocket. And ate it.
DUDE I saw a person who was training to be a math teacher eat something brown from inside one of his pockets, and I whispered to my friend next to me about it, and we were just pondering what it was for so long before he finally said, "Dog Treats?" And ever since then we've been quietly joking about it.... Some things we've said were "Maybe he's trying his dog's healthcare plan" or "Maybe he's secretly a dog"............ "secret life of pets!!"
I once stuff chocolate chips in my pocket, and sneakily ate them throughout the school day
Eating a banana with the skin on
I cut 'em in half and scoop out the insides with a spoon, ya know, like pudding
I have a friend that freshly roasted or boiled peanuts whole! Just pops them in his mouth and chews them up shells included. He claims it's too much trouble to shell them first.
Using both hands to put on Chapstick
Opening it 2-handed isn't weird, applying it 2-handed is tho
Load More Replies...Although weird, likely less weird than than applying it with a palette knife?
Or using both hands to drink a glass of water like our last President had to do.
I don't think I'm talented enough to do that. The Chapstick would probably wind up all over my chin and cheeks.
My dad does this thing where he opens chapstick with one hand and people are always fascinated by it.
I taught myself years ago how to uncap, apply chapstick and recap it with only one hand as a challenge.
Having nothing but pictures of yourself on your walls
Having a stalker wall full of pictures, but instead of a person, they're all of pidgeons.
My sister has a wall full of pictures of herself, including like two big ones that are printed on canvas. We're sharing a room, I'm sleeping in the attic part, and every night that big canvas stares at me.
Had a super narcissistic, b*tch of a roommate my freshman year at uni that did this, she was horse-faced but thought she was going to be an actress. Pictures of her (some with friends and family in them) covered every square inch of all of the walls and ceiling of our shared dorm room. She was the worst person I've ever known.
Flying a kite at night
Anyone remember this joke in The Simpsons? Marge: " Bart needs boundaries. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome..." *looks out the window* Bart: "Hello mother dear..."
My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.
It'd be weird if he's not making eye contact while talking to you and eating the chapstick at the same time. Next thing you know, he'll be eating the computer. Because he's an alien in disguise.
Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.
This one is really weird to me. Who sits down at a table and pours out a nice plate of ketchup?
To be fair, lots of Ethiopian dishes are sauces you dip injera into(injera = Ethiopian sponge bread)
My father used to do that in restaurants as a hungry teenager during the Depression.
What kind of condiments? I could eat the honey and the maple syrup. Also the salt. It's basically candy and munchies.
Speakerphone conversation on the bus.
I don't live in the UK and still faced that! Like Robert T said, it's considered rude here too, but people still do it... :(
Load More Replies...What about in the Walmart bathroom? I've run across that a lot.
Where I live, a lot of the neighbors walk around the neighborhood every day for exercise & to walk their dogs. There's one guy who walks every afternoon & is ALWAYS on his phone, speaker on, talking loudly. I have never once seen him walking without being on his phone! At least whoever he's talking to isn't very loud.
Dressing like a penguin and walking on four legs
Penguins only have....humans don't have....WHAT? Is the poster some kind of alien?
Paint yourself orange, dye your hair green, then stand in a hole, and pretend you're a carrot.
Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men’s urinal
We had a guy at work who did this. We started calling him "pankles". We then forgot his real name and his wife got mad at a holiday party because someone yelled "Pankles!" when he won an award. Funniest thing was that she immediately got it.
I agree with this one. If you are going to pull your pants all the way down, at least pee in the sink.
This can get a laugh though, it's always amusing when a dude does that with pride.
Locking eyes with the nurse drawing your blood.
You have given me an idea, I have to go for a blood test soon, hmmmm
Load More Replies...That's probably not so uncommen. Just to focus on something else than the needle in your arm
You're nervous and subconsciously seeking comfort from another human being.
Load More Replies...Sitting next to a stranger on the train, when the rest of the carriage is empty.
I went to a movie, got there a bit early, picked a seat in the very middle of the theater. Dude walks in not 10 minutes later, he is about 6’7” he turns into the aisle in front of me and sits down directly in front of me!! I burst out laughing, I love that kind of humor. He was super nice, said he appreciated my sense of humor. He eventually moved a couple seats away.
Someone did this to me a few years back, i simply disconnected my phone from my bluetooth headphones and played the music at full volume through the phone speakers, they moved.
Alternatively, looking the other passenger in the eyes and telling them "I'm going to sit here" with a straight face.
Social distancing, kids! - I hope this is something that will survive the pandemic.
Putting a leash around your neck and walking yourself
Yuck, that's weird you creep! You are supposed to be walked by someone else!
Watching a video on your phone at full volume in a public place
Again, UK. I think a whole generation of people over here saw Trigger Happy TV as an instruction manual, not something mocking them...
Lifting up your shirt in public and rubbing your tummy
Did it but am at home so only my hubby and one cat can see. They were not surprised as they both know I'm nuts ;)
Load More Replies...I work with a guy who does that every time he enters a room. I can't tell if he gets kicks from doing it, or is just nervous and doesn't notice.
Writing an s from the bottom up
My 10 year old writes several letters incorrectly like this. It bothers me so much.
I was thinking the same thing about my 6 yr old! And numbers, too! She does the 4 the hardest way humanly possible.
Load More Replies...Writing a sentence with just all cross bars of Ts and dots of Is and filling them in afterwards instead of the other way around
Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.
I would add to this people who scream loudly just for a video or whatever they're doing.
Sometimes if I need to scream I do it in the car. Far away from my street, just in case.
One time I was in Walmart and I screamed "Hey look, a dead bird" and people actually looked??
Trimming your lawn with scissors.
This is reasonable to do if you have a very small patch of lawn and only a small patch of it needs a trim. I've done this before.
Omg, there’s a lady who lives near me that does this. She also vacuums her driveway and hoses her walkway off every time it rains. She so weird and everyone in the neighborhood calls her crazy grass lady. She will also yell at people who enter the very edge of her yard to access the creek. She can’t stop them but she tries, lol
I had to cut grass with a butter knife. My brother too. Still makes us laugh.
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Going to Starbucks and ordering milk with ice.
I used to order chocolate milk with ice... Sometimes I'd ask for mint so the barista wouldn't feel weird... Never did it when it was crowded.
Surely you mean the Starbucks (other brands available) No Coffee Iced Latte
Wearing a wedding gown everywhere. And I mean everywhere.
im sorry but- IT BETTER BE BLACK IT BETTER BE CUT IT BETTER BE JUST MY SIZE. (mcr lol)
Load More Replies...If you dye it black then you're just a goth chick who loves Beetlejuice.
walking backwards in public
I used to do that walking to the bus stop from college. It was a VERY steep hill and walking backwards was easier for some reason.
I do that all the time. It helps to break up the monotony of walking forward, uses different muscles so you don’t get sore as fast, and actually makes walking up hills easier on your ankles. And you can talk to people behind you.
Carrying around a blowup doll that you claim to be married to.
Using your knife and fork to slice each french fry into small dainty pieces.
Some people eats banana's with knife and fork, even peeling it .....just as weird....
That used to be the correct way to eat it. Thankfully it isn’t anymore.
Load More Replies...Eating cereal with water
My father did this all his life insisting milk made him ill but he ate many other things that contained milk.
My dad does this too. If it's a fruit flavor cereal, he will use lemonade.
Load More Replies...A classmate from forever ago was lactose intolerant and would eat her cereal with apple juice. As if that weren't a quick ride to diabetes
Try orange juice... *Shivers* (my siblings were allergic to milk)
Eating in public without using your hands at all.
There are few skilled enough to pull off this amazing stunt. Keep on the look-out and you never know, one day... Don't stop believin'
Load More Replies...Watching strangers eat dinner through restaurant windows at table height.
Even better, bring a folding chair and tv chair and sit with them, yelling through the window for them to pass the salt or pepper
taking the escalator facing the opposite way.
sending orange juice and coffee to random people in a restaurant at dinner.
Even better to do it at a night club. Big ol' glass of dolled up cranberry juice that is just cranberry juice.
A friend of mine eats the crust of the pizza first. Like he eats the complete pizza crust of the whole pizza and then the "rest"
Totally crust first. I hate when the crust gets hard, and best for last
Trump was caught doing that with a slice. I still don't know how that didn't out him as an alien.
My wife eats pizza with a knife and fork (not weird), but starts from the centre and eats outwards (weird), leaving a ring of crust at the end which she leaves (Very weird).
I get the idea. I do the same with other food - save the best for last. With pizza i eat all the toppings first and fold the bread and eat that last - because i love pizza bread.
Swimming in a pool with slippers on
Sitting on a park bench, opening a jar of mayonnaise, and furiously eating the contents with just your bare hands.
🤢 By itself? With other stuff it's fine by itself and with ur bars hands? 🤢🤮
Unbuckling your belt in public
Vacuuming your yard. A great chemical-free way to keep dandelions from spreading.
Me too. Dandelions are a great flower for honey bees, as they produce their nectar early in the morning giving bees a good breakfast to start the day.
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I threatened my oldest when she was in middle school and tried refusing to go to school to take her and make a show of getting out of the car to see her off dressed like this if she didn't get moving. She knows I'm nuts enough to follow through; it worked. 😆
Not making any attempts to dry your hands after washing them
If they don't have paper towels, I'm not turning on the fecal and urine particle, tornado machine.
Putting your shoes on before the pants.
You should have large legs pants to do that. Or the NBA buttoned/"rippable" pants.
Farting and deeply inhaling it. In public
Walking around barefoot in the winter.
I don't like shoes, I don't wear shoes at home or outside, has to be pretty cold to make me wear shoes but I live in California and it doesn't get that cold where I live, so I go barefoot most of the time, even in winter. It would be different if I lived somewhere where it got below the mid 40's at night, it's in the 60's during the day.
Brushing your teeth in public
So imagine you go to the toilet at a bar and some f*****s cleaning their teeth you think "okay, maybe they just care about dental hygiene". You finish up, go to wash your hands and the f****r rinses their tooth brush and just puts it, still wet, into their jacket pocket. Tell me that's not weird. Also imagine someone cleaning their teeth at a water fountain or in the park or on a bus.
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I try not to dress too costumy. However, my heart wants to dress like a goth fairy queen, even when I'm just going to work. Flowing skirts, corsets, the like.
Load More Replies...Walking around in public in a bathrobe.
It is fine for one of those early morning sales where you get a better discount for showing up in robe or slippers or rollers.
bite the kit kat without breaking it in half
That’s what I do too and everyone hates it, but I’m just lazy and hungry.
Load More Replies...What if it’s melted and breaking it in half would end up flinging chunks all over and making it impossible to eat?
Doing yard work at night.
Asked teenager to mow the lawn for days. Had to run errands and said I want that lawn cut before I come home. Neighbor across the street called me while I was out, and by that time it was dark and there was a light rain. She was laughing and said "Just wanted you to know your kid is mowing the lawn in the dark with a flashlight and its raining". She also said "My kids used to do stuff like that too". Never ratted out neighbor, thanked teenager for mowing the lawn and came home with requested snacks. A win all the way around.
Bruh...my neighbors once called my parents are were like, "you're kids are up on the roof." My dad came home and I was still up there with some friends and ooooohhh boy was I in trouble.
Load More Replies...Asking an old person to give up their seat on a bus
I once saw an elderly man give up his seat to a kid with his pants hanging below is skid marked underwear. Dude said, "You look like you need to sit down". Everyone laughed, oops, I mean applauded.
Depends on if you have a visible or invisible condition. I have balance issues (invisible) but allthough I wouldn't ask anyone to move, I'm so grateful if someone does. I can stand, but I have to hold on a railing like I'm in a roller coaster.
One day, going to work, 8 months pregnant, the bus was really crowded with no seats. I didn't ask but an elderly gentlemen offered me his seat. I graciously declined and said I sit all day, but it was the sweetest thing. None of the young people offered.
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when you put the rest back in the freezer, it will get even harder
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My old freezer would over-freeze sometimes, 9 seconds in the microwave would make the ice-cream less spoon breaking.
Eating the toppings of the pizza and leaving the bread behind
I did the opposite. Scrapped all the toppings off and only ate the dough until I was a teenager. Bread with all that delicious flavor is wonderful and nobody hesitated to accept my extra toppings. Now I scarf down the whole thing. There's nothing about pizza I don't like.
When I was a kid, I ate the whole pizza but top down, so toppings, then cheese, then sauce, then crust. I didn't really like eating foods together.
Load More Replies...I have known several toddlers who did this. Also many who did the opposite.
Framing photos of yourself.
That's just because you can then point at it and say "C. Wade?"
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Well not according to Michael Bay in "Bad Boys"... Will Smith's Mike Lowrey had a roomful of his own pics...
If its just you then kinda weird but if it's not just you then it's ok
Eating ketchup with a spoon
As long as it ain't wasted. Lol if we put too much on our plates as kids we were required to do just that. You learn real quick that you could always add more if needed..anything but that. It's worse with mustard. (dipping corn dogs and soft pretzels)
Instead of holding the door open (especially at a restaurant with dual double doors) you close them right after you enter/exit the building.
Getting ready to leave the house by putting on sock-shoe-sock-shoe instead of sock-sock-shoe-shoe.
What's wrong with this? I don't want to put socks directly on the ground once I put them on.
At the beach it’s the only way to do it, nobody wants a sandy sock.
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My office partly subsidizes our food and we have a fancy-ish restuarant on the top floor. When I was on those diet delivery services where they would deliver your food in food packs, I brought my food to the restaurant and used their plates and utensils. Pretty nice of them to let me do it. I offered to pay a table charge as I really wanted to eat with my office friends but the manager and the staff were so sweet they let me do it for free. Ended up ordering lots of coffee to at least make up for it.
I used to bring a spoon to this one restaurant when I was like three because their spoons were too big for me.
And candles and candelabra and vase of flowers and real doll date. Bonus if you turn off half the lights for better ambiance
.The older women at the country club would bring their own condiments and line them up on the table
Lying down in the bath whilst it’s filling up
How often are you watching whether other people do this..? Personally THAT seems a little more disconcerting...
Not weird at all.. takes the guess work out of his much water my fat butt is gonna displace.
I think I love you. I do both of these, but I particularly love lying in the bath after the water drains. I air dry, the tub is still radiating heat so I don't get cold... it's comfy.
Load More Replies...Driving barefoot
They tell you it's illegal in the US but it isn't. It's just a nonsense myth that even the cops perpetuate. It's legal in all 50 states.
Load More Replies...In Arizona, the driving classes instructors say it's a good way to stay awake if you're driving long distances. BUT, if pulled over, the passenger(s) can claim attempted rape is the driver is barefoot... 🤨
Offering candies to kids with a van with homemade logos
When I was a kid, our dog had puppies. My dad was walking the neighborhood-- daily exercise-- and invited some kids to check them out. Then he came home and was like OH MY GOD I JUST TOLD KIDS THEY SHOULD COME TO MY GARAGE BECAUSE I HAVE PUPPIES
Buying a rope and a knife at the same time
Include a pkg of very large, sturdy trash bags and maybe a jar of Vaseline
One time I bought three knifes, a package of zip ties, and an ovulation test at the same time, the lady that checked me out didn't even notice
Fruits/veggies with varying degrees of uncomfortable looking spikes like bitter melon, jack fruit, durian. A pair of curved salad tongs and a baster.
Reminds me of the time I was working as a cashier and a pair of teens were buying a shovel and the girl was ugly crying.
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Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.
Presuming they are actually nail scissors, what's wrong about that?
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Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.
Presuming they are actually nail scissors, what's wrong about that?
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