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People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.
Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!
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#1
Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door
Donkey boi 4 years ago
I've done this on many occasions! I had no idea it was considered weird.
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#2
Eating food in any bathroom ever
#3
One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.
It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.
#6
I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"
#7
Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle
#8
Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom
Rose the Cook 4 years ago
Lived in a house with kitchen carpet once, never again. Talk about impractical.
#10
walking around in public with a glass of water from home
The only Plueschopossum 4 years ago
Once my hubby didn't manage to finish his coffee before we went to work so he took cup and saucer with him when we left home. The crazy thing is: we get to work by bike and he's really good at driving free-handed. So he rode his bike with the saucer in one hand and his coffee in the other as if this was the most normal thing in the world. The people looked at him as if he was an alien. I've never seen so many huge eyes... :D
#11
Eating a onion whole, like an apple
Ali H M Salehuddin 4 years ago
This is what will happen once you got Covid. No sense of taste. So gobble it up while you can.
#12
Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides
#13
Working out in a suit
#14
Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.
#16
A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
The urge to make a sudden loud noise and frighten him would have been overwhelming 😅
#17
Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.
#18
When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.
#19
When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.
Robert T 4 years ago (edited)
Oh god. This reminds me of a uni friend. He would pick a car on the motorway that was travelling at the speed he wanted to go and just follow it. For miles! I get worried people will think I'm following them if I happen to be going the same way as them for more than a couple of turns!
#20
While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.
#23
Casually eating a stick of butter during a business meeting
#25
Eating a banana with the skin on
#29
My boss used to apply his lip balm while making firm eye contact with me at the end of the day.
#30
Eating condiments as a meal by themselves.
#31
Speakerphone conversation on the bus.
#33
Paint yourself orange, dye your hair green, then stand in a hole, and pretend you're a carrot.
#34
Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men’s urinal
#36
Sitting next to a stranger on the train, when the rest of the carriage is empty.
#37
Putting a leash around your neck and walking yourself
#38
Watching a video on your phone at full volume in a public place
#39
Lifting up your shirt in public and rubbing your tummy
#40
Writing an s from the bottom up
#41
Screaming in public at nothing except the existential dread you’re feeling.
#43
Going to Starbucks and ordering milk with ice.
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
I used to order chocolate milk with ice... Sometimes I'd ask for mint so the barista wouldn't feel weird... Never did it when it was crowded.
#44
Wearing a wedding gown everywhere. And I mean everywhere.
#45
walking backwards in public
#48
Eating cereal with water
Rose the Cook 4 years ago
My father did this all his life insisting milk made him ill but he ate many other things that contained milk.
#49
Eating in public without using your hands at all.
#50
Watching strangers eat dinner through restaurant windows at table height.
#51
taking the escalator facing the opposite way.
#52
sending orange juice and coffee to random people in a restaurant at dinner.
#53
A friend of mine eats the crust of the pizza first. Like he eats the complete pizza crust of the whole pizza and then the "rest"
#55
Sitting on a park bench, opening a jar of mayonnaise, and furiously eating the contents with just your bare hands.
#57
Vacuuming your yard. A great chemical-free way to keep dandelions from spreading.
#58
Wearing your underwear over your pants.
#59
Not making any attempts to dry your hands after washing them
#60
Putting your shoes on before the pants.
SykesDaMan 4 years ago
You should have large legs pants to do that. Or the NBA buttoned/"rippable" pants.
#61
Farting and deeply inhaling it. In public
#63
Brushing your teeth in public
#64
Wear Halloween costumes as your everyday wear
#65
Walking around in public in a bathrobe.
#66
bite the kit kat without breaking it in half
#67
Doing yard work at night.
Snorkeldorf 4 years ago (edited)
Asked teenager to mow the lawn for days. Had to run errands and said I want that lawn cut before I come home. Neighbor across the street called me while I was out, and by that time it was dark and there was a light rain. She was laughing and said "Just wanted you to know your kid is mowing the lawn in the dark with a flashlight and its raining". She also said "My kids used to do stuff like that too". Never ratted out neighbor, thanked teenager for mowing the lawn and came home with requested snacks. A win all the way around.
#70
Eating the toppings of the pizza and leaving the bread behind
Snorkeldorf 4 years ago
I did the opposite. Scrapped all the toppings off and only ate the dough until I was a teenager. Bread with all that delicious flavor is wonderful and nobody hesitated to accept my extra toppings. Now I scarf down the whole thing. There's nothing about pizza I don't like.
#71
Framing photos of yourself.
#73
Instead of holding the door open (especially at a restaurant with dual double doors) you close them right after you enter/exit the building.
#74
Getting ready to leave the house by putting on sock-shoe-sock-shoe instead of sock-sock-shoe-shoe.
Deth Invictus 4 years ago
What's wrong with this? I don't want to put socks directly on the ground once I put them on.
#75
Going into a fast food restaurant and using your own Plates and utensils
What do you think ?
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.
Joanna Werman 4 years ago
In a public parking lot follow someone who's walking to their car and park next to them
neonn_pieee 4 years ago
Walking around a store then leaving said store without actually buying anything. I always feel so awkward when I leave a store that needed up not buying anything from.
Brian bell 4 years ago
Too bad nobody mentioned waving to random stangers as you are driving along.
InfectedVoice 4 years ago
Go into a supermarket, take some vodka and nappies (diapers) to the check out, pretend to only have enough money for one and put the nappies back, people will look at you a certain way.
Joanna Werman 4 years ago
In a public parking lot follow someone who's walking to their car and park next to them
neonn_pieee 4 years ago
Walking around a store then leaving said store without actually buying anything. I always feel so awkward when I leave a store that needed up not buying anything from.
Brian bell 4 years ago
Too bad nobody mentioned waving to random stangers as you are driving along.
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