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Usually, we do things without thinking about them too much, especially if they are something simple. Unless you're an overthinker, but that's a topic for another day.
Well, turns out, sometimes these common things may be something that makes you a suspect for a crime perpetrator. So, to make you more mindful of what you're doing, especially in cases where law enforcement is involved, we present you with a list of others' mistakes. Let's jump in, shall we?
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#1
My sort-of step dad failed a roadside sobriety test. He was taken to the county jail where he registered 0.0 BAC...because he hadn't been drinking. I watched this happen. His lack of coordination is legendary.
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#2
Not innocent, but stupid nontheless. We were all drinking in a hotel room one time and got a little too loud. Almost everyone was over 21 but one of our friends was still only 20. A cop showed up to give a noise complaint and asked how old we were. Everyone said 21 or 22 except our friend who said, "16 sir." The cop looked at him real strange and said he needed to check his ID. He looked at it for a second and said, "This says you're 20." He replies, "I know sir, I thought I would get in less trouble if I was under 17." The cop tells him, "You're real stupid boy, you know that?" and told us to quiet down.
#3
A woman came into the shop where I was working and tried to pay with a fake 10 euro note.
The cashier noticed straight away and told her that he'd have to keep the note and that it couldn't be accepted as payment.
She became really indignant and said that she had received the note in her change from our shop the day before.
She insisted that since we had (allegedly) given her the note, we had to accept it as payment.
Eventually the police were called.
An officer arrived and we explained the situation. We were all annoyed that this woman was making such a big deal about it.
The officer asked her if she had known the money was fake before she tried to pay for things with it.
She said she knew.
>I just want to be clear, if you knew the note was fake and tried to use it, that's a very serious offence.
he paused
> On the other hand if you *hadn't* noticed it was fake, it would just be an honest mistake and there'd be no problem.
She replied
> I definitely knew it was fake because they gave it to me yesterday in my change!
We all rolled our eyes as the officer proceeded
> I regret to inform you Ma'am that you are under arrest ...
**tl;dr**
Policeman tells woman not to incriminate herself, she does anyway.
Every job comes with its own perks, flaws, and other things that make it one of a kind. That’s why people choose their career paths based on what they want to do, what they want to experience in their jobs, what kind of conditions, and money they want, and all things like that, you get the gist.
Even in the same career, the jobs themselves can be different, depending on which place, career ladder, or company a person works at. In fact, it all could also depend on the outlook and determination to do the job. As they say, each of us experiences the world differently due to our diverse contexts.
Still, even our subjective experiences don’t change the fact that some jobs experience stuff that others simply don’t. Let’s take law enforcement workers.
As you can imagine, in their jobs, they have to deal with a plethora of people with their quirks. To be more specific, they have to deal with quite a lot of folks who are walking on the edge of the law or even crossing it.
#4
Wrote a book called "If I Did It".
#5
Not a cop or a lawyer, but a security guard. There these two people on the property I was overseeing, not illegal and they co-operated when i asked for ID to note who was on the property after hours. When I went back to my booth, and they then procedded to slash the tires and break the windows on my patrol car, all the while saying I cant arrest them because im not a real cop. I guess they forgot I had their names, ID numbers, Licence plate number, and faces documented and on camera. They were aressted 8 hours later.
#6
My friend was speeding and saw a cop turn around for him. So he went faster to try and get to an exit to get away, ended up getting pulled over by another cop. The cop asked him what he was doing in such a hurry and he said "Trying to get away from another cop". Ya, he got a ticket.
While sometimes it’s clear as day that someone did something criminal, in other cases, the law enforcement workers have to prove it, especially detectives. As you can guess, their job is not an easy one, one that not everyone can do.
One might think that in order to be a detective, you have to be good at pattern recognition or just be smart enough to put two and two together to solve mysteries. But in reality, it's much more than that.
Essentially, among already mentioned skills, the detectives, no matter what kind of type they are, have to have good communication skills in order to properly convey decisions and instructions in both written and spoken ways. They also must have planning skills to work effectively, emotional resilience to keep up with challenging situations.
Also, commitment to the ethical standards, a strong sense of personal responsibility, respect for diversity and inclusion, and a good level of physical fitness are extremely important too.
#7
I was once pulled over in a s****y neighborhood. Being of a race that was not endemic to the area, the police asked to search my car. I (stupidly, I was young and foolish, get off my nuts) said yes, and then jokingly added "remember though, this is my mom's car, so any cr**k is hers."
...
Second search, canine search, and intimidating personal search all turn up nothing. I learned never to speak to the police and all it cost me was a little dignity and a few constitutional rights.
Miss Ann Thrope 2 months ago
Never consent to a search. Some cops will rip out everything in the car, including the seats, leave everything on the side of the road and tell you it's your problem now.
#8
Get dispatched to a domestic violence call. Female said her husband punched her in the face and the ribs. Female has multiple scrapes and marks on her face and ribs. My partner asks if he hit his wife and he says yes. Partner asks him why he punched her in the face and ribs (meaning WHAT led to the physical violence. Guy says, "Well I was punching her in the face but then she covered her face. So I had to work the body so she would drop her hands. Then I went right back to the face." He explains this as he mimes a Mike Tyson-esk bob and weave. Greatest confession ever.
#9
My previous firm represented a small time hood, B and E (breaking and entering) specialist who loved gambling on horse races. He'd visit the same TAB daily for years and he would spend his daylight hours putting bets on the trots, greyhounds and anything else that came his way. His night time hours were spent robbing people to fund his daytime lifestyle. He knew everyone in the TAB and they knew him. One day, after spending all day at the venue, he managed to lose about $30K on the horses. He thought to himself "f**k this, I'm going home to get a gun and getting my money back". He goes home, doesn't bother to change his clothes (been in the same place all day under CCTV), grabs his shotgun, puts on a balaclava and goes back to do an armed rob of the place he's been at all day. He runs in, pulls out his gun and and screams at the cashier "gimme all your f*****g money!" The cashier recognizes his voice and his clothes, he yells back "Jimmy (alias) you f*****g idiot, put that gun away!" Jimmy's response? "It's not me, I swear it's not me!....
Mel in Georgia 2 months ago (edited)
Despite all the shows about "the perfect crime," many criminals are just very, very stupid.
Yet, even having all these skills up to a perfect level doesn't inherently guarantee catching the villain, especially if there isn't enough evidence or something else to go on.
That's why detectives use various methods that help them to suss out the wrongdoers. Some might say that some of these techniques are viewed as rather questionable by some, but they are still used by at least some of the police folks when it comes to extracting confessions from suspects, for instance.
Let's take lying as an example. Many believe that police can't lie to people, but in reality, using deception in court-approved cases is allowed. Like they can claim that they have evidence against someone just to make them snap and admit to a crime.
They can also try intimidating people -- not physically, but with threats of imprisonment, family separation, or loss of reputation. Good Cop/Bad Cop technique, the one you see in movies and TV shows pretty often, can be applied when cops are trying to get the suspect to open up.
#10
My cousin was at his older brother's college party, and it go so rowdy that the police came to break it up. The music is off, and they've rounded everyone up, and the cop asks, "Okay, who here has been drinking underage?"
He raises his hand without hesitation. He was the only one.
Pedantic Panda 2 months ago
Our school bus in the north of Ireland was once searched by the British army. One of them said, hands up who is in the Ira? Strangely none of the 12 year olds put their hands up, might have been that the soldiers were all holding guns.
#11
So when we were 16, my friend was driving alone at night on his moped. It's fairly common in Norway to drive a moped with illegal modifications to the engine (they're reeeeally slow and you can't drive a car until you're 18 here), so when the blue lights flashed behind him, he figured "f**k it," and tried to outrun them.
He makes a u-turn and heads for our old middle school. Then reaches back to flip the license plate up. He makes it through the school and loses them, as the car can't chase him through a narrow path he took. However, the license plate fell off when he tried to flip it, and they just drive to his home later the same night.
Dude got a ticket and 2 months suspension on his license. Funny thing is, they weren't even trying to pull him over. They were on their way to something else, but the random u-turn made them suspicious.
#12
I interned at a district attorney's office. When the victim of an armed robbery was on direct examination, the prosecutor asked: "Ms. ____, can you identify the man who stole your purse at gun point?" She pointed to the defendant, and when everyone looked at him, he was raising his hand.
Still, even these methods don't guarantee that they catch the bad guy. In fact, it might even reveal that they were in the wrong and they have to come back to the drawing board.
Maybe that person was thrown under the bus by others or accidentally incriminated themselves. You think you can never be someone like them – how do you even incriminate yourself?
Well, as the examples in today’s list show, sometimes it’s way easier than it seems. In some cases, a thing that many people do on a daily basis can be something that makes you a suspect for a perpetrator.
Some experts explain that there are certain things that make a person look guilty even in cases when they aren't. For instance, apologizing can be a simple human reaction to being questioned, but it can also suggest that you might have done something.
#13
As a firefighter we once rolled up to a car accident, where this kid about 17 years old had run into the concrete pillar under a highway overpass. Car was totally wrecked, kids arm was broken in 3 or 4 places and was bleeding pretty bad. the first thing he said to me when I got up to his drivers side window? "The car is not stolen, there is no reason to call the cops" normally people say stuff like, "I'm hurt bad" or "get me out of here" but not this guy, he just kept repeating "the car is not stolen" over and over, we called the cops :).
#14
I am a traffic cop in the UK and we were filming for one of these Road Wars / Police Interceptors / Traffic Cops T.V shows. As aprt of the show, they ask us to do some filming of pulling people over and doing routine stops. So we decide that the next car to go through the set of lights we are currently at will get pulled over and we'll record what we do as part of a routine traffic stop.
So this guy goes through in a normal manner and we follow behind, pull him over in a safe location and we all pile out of the car. I'm walking over to the driver side and about to explain to the guy that we're filming for this show and they just want to see what happens during a routine stop check. He rolls down the window and immediately, before i could even say a word, blurts "It's in the glovebox"
with a puzzled look on my face, i ask him what's in the glovebox "The d***s" comes the reply, so i detain him, cuff him and put him in the back of the traffic car and my colleague and I search the glovebox and find a substantial amount of h****n.
When asked back at the station why he admitted the offence he said he saw the 2 police cars (one was a backup car) and all the yellow jackets (of the camera crew) and thought the game was up.... If only he knew....
(Technically he was actually innocent because he hadn't commited an obvious crime up until that point).
Bri Bri Yamamoto 2 months ago
Sometimes censoring innocuous words can give them a very different connotation. I really expected the glove box to be filled with d**** not d****
#15
"I didn't steal her jacket, I was only holding it so I can hit her better."
Maybe not robbery, but definitely a*****t!
Or by not carefully picking your words and spitting something that ends up pointing towards you being guilty. This can apply to any form of communication — real-life spoken, written, or even online. Basically, always think through what you put out to the world -- even the smallest mishap can make you look suspicious.
As you will see going through the list, people tend to incriminate themselves in various ways -- failing a roadside sobriety test, speeding, or even jokingly (or not so jokingly) answering a simple question.
Well, maybe not all of them are day-to-day instances, but they aren’t completely unrealistic. Just as with professions, it all depends on the kind of context our lives exist in. So, just be aware that something seemingly innocent might make you look very guilty.
Have you ever accidentally incriminated yourself? Or heard about someone doing so? Share anything you've got with us in the comments!
#16
There was a case years ago where a man had been accused from breaking into vending machines and parking meters. The constantly denied the charges then had his bail paid... in coin.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 months ago
Ehh. That’s pretty circumstantial. There’s lots of ways to get a lot of change. Turning in cans comes to mind.
#17
Dunno if this counts but: when I was training as a PPO my trainer told me about a guy that ran for no reason once. A Hispanic male was pulled over. He had no license or any proper documentation. It's so common here that many officers just write tickets and avoid deportation. Anyway when asked for his license the guy freaked out. He waited for his chance and then took off on foot. That prompted a whole chase that eventually included canine. The officers didn't know why he ran and it's generally safe to assume someone who runs is dangerous. So canine gets in there and he does something to p**s the dog off. The dog chews off his calf muscle. When asked why he ran the guy just said he was scared. I don't know if he was charged. I doubt it though. It was a s****y situation.
tl; dnr: please don't run from the police.
Mel in Georgia 2 months ago
I can't imagine the fear just about any Hispanic has about the police in the US these days.
#18
Everyone is posting stories of them - or someone else - confessing and getting into s**t. My story is different. I confessed and got off scot free!
Here is my tale:
I had met up with a friend that I hadn't seen in a bunch of years and out of melancholy and indifference as to where to go, we ended up just buying a couple six packs and sitting in front of our old high school, in my car, while drinking them. So we're sitting there just listening to music and laughing about the old times and I notice this one car has gone up and down the steet a couple times with 2 dudes in it and watching us. The moment I point this out to my friend they pull a u-turn and block our path while flashing their badges - not that we were even thinking of driving off.
I quickly give my beer to my buddy and tell him to dump it out his window but he must've been a little more drunk than I though 'cuz he just sat there looking at me while the cop came up and tapped on my window. Now he's asking us what we're up to and checking my license and I'm explaining why we're there and stuff. After like 10 minutes of checks and nothing comes up, they give back my license and they just stays there chatting with us while my buddy still has the beers in his hands!! We end up talking about their kids and growing up etc etc and in the end when the conversation just flounders a little, they're just like**I S**T YOU NOT**
"ok well, take it easy guys. you can have one more beer and then you're going to have to continue drinking at home".
we finished our beers and take off without even a written warning!
Mel in Georgia 2 months ago
My husband got caught smoking weed with a friend in the 70s. Luckily, he was also friends with the police chief's son and got let go with a warning. Not sure that would happen these days. If he had been arrested, his career would have looked very different.
#19
My brother didn't exactly incriminate himself, but he sure made himself unpopular: He was DJing on a party boat when they got raided. Just as the police were boarding their boat, and he claims he didn't do it intentionally, having only noticed the police after the record was spinning, he played out KRS One's "Sound of Da Police" and, of course, a fair number of the party goers were joining in with the "Whoop whoop". The police were not amused, taking it to be a deliberate attempt at humor at their expense. Record got taken off. My brother got an ear full.
#20
a few years ago me and my friend were smoking in the school toilets and he got caught but I was in the clear, and the teacher went "Is there anyone else in there?!" and I said "No". Saturday detention.
#21
Not innocent but definitely incriminated himself. There was a guy not too long ago picked up on petit larceny (he was going to be out in a month or two). On the way to the prison he freaks out, jumps a couple razor wire fences and escapes. Not only did he get a bunch of very serious lacerations but now he's on the hook for escape (felony, at least a year)
#22
I've heard about the old DUI gotcha when the response to "Recite the alphabet backwards" is "I couldn't even do that if i were sober!" - but I don't know if that's just an urban legend or not. It sounds like something one might reasonably say in response, though.
#23
I'm a law student, and a professor told us today about her worst one from when she worked as a public defender. Apparently, a convicted felon was riding his motorcycle when he saw a cop issuing a traffic ticket to someone else on the side of the road. He pulled over his motorcycle, walked up to the cop, and said "Excuse me officer, I'm a convicted felon and have h****n in my pocket." As his public defender, she asked him why the hell he would ever do that. His answer? "Well, he was gonna catch me eventually.".
#24
drunk driver said: "i swear i had nothing to drink, operator!" to the police officer....
OneHappyPuppy 2 months ago (edited)
My smartass dad did the opposite once when pulled over by a cop once during holiday season. Side note - my dad doesn't drink Cop: have you had anything to drink sir? Dad: yes Cop: how much did you drink? Dad: some 1.5L Cop: what?? And you're driving? Dad: yeah, I drank some juice and water... Cop: oh sod off...
#25
When i got a DUI they asked me how many drinks i've had and how long it's been since i had my last drink .. my reply was short and sweet. "skip"
Historyharlot93 2 months ago
I knew a very nice woman who drove drunk just ONE time, hit a car, killed 2 people and got 25 years for it. DUI is not a joke. I hope the police officer punched this guy in the face.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 months ago (edited)
Aight, BP, come on. The article title is "25 Innocent People Incriminated Themselves In The Worst Way" and you've got Reddit comments about people who literally confessed to ássault, knowingly trying to pay with counterfeit money, vehicular theft, and driving drunk (just to name a few.) NONE of those people were "innocent" in any sense of the word. Did they incriminate themselves? Yes. Were they innocent? Nope. EDIT: HA. The article's title is now "Lawyers And Cops Reveal 25 Of The Dumbest Ways In Which Folks Incriminated Themselves" XD
LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 months ago (edited)
Aight, BP, come on. The article title is "25 Innocent People Incriminated Themselves In The Worst Way" and you've got Reddit comments about people who literally confessed to ássault, knowingly trying to pay with counterfeit money, vehicular theft, and driving drunk (just to name a few.) NONE of those people were "innocent" in any sense of the word. Did they incriminate themselves? Yes. Were they innocent? Nope. EDIT: HA. The article's title is now "Lawyers And Cops Reveal 25 Of The Dumbest Ways In Which Folks Incriminated Themselves" XD
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