People Are Cracking Up About 35 Hilarious New Year Resolutions From And About Kids Circulating On X
I don’t know about you, but personally, every New Year, I make a solemn vow to myself to do something (or not to do something), and sometimes I even write these promises down in a notepad somewhere. Only to open this notepad on the same page 365 days later, laugh heartily... and make another New Year's resolution.
These resolutions become especially funny when children, ours or others’, are involved. So here is a selection of some incredibly funny and serious stories about how kids change our perception of New Year's resolutions, from various people on X.
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I think I will spare humanity from my dancing...kinda looks like "the Elaine"
Load More Replies...We had a dance moment in the deli today...to the Witch Doctor song. 🤪 🎶
Importantly, children often teach us lessons about realistic expectations and plans. For example, how many times have we promised ourselves on January 1... well, if not to start a new life, then to drastically change our lifestyle, habits, etc., to play sports, to devote more time to our interests or get rid of numerous harmful habits? And how often did these promises come true?
No, there are people with an iron willpower who one hundred percent fulfill all the dreams and ideas formed on New Year's Eve. Kudos for them, but sometimes a child who dreams of, let's say, two desserts for breakfast or a new bicycle unconsciously teaches any adult about rational goal setting.
Remember consent is still a thing, even if it your own child, especially if it's your own child.
I look back now at my embarrassing parent moments and they are funny now, soooooo bad when it happens, but hilarious to look back on. My fave was my mums wife always drilling me for not putting the lid back on the Vegemite jar properly everytime, and she said ‘if you do it again, I’ll drive to school, come to your class and take you home to put it back on’. And she did, announced to the whole class that “*my FULL name* didn’t put the lid on the Vegemite jar and has to come home to put it on and then come back to class” - so embarrassing and didn’t live it down for over a month. But it’s so funny now
Load More Replies...I used to occasionally pick my 11-year old son up from school if I finished work early, to save him the 2 mile walk. One day I stood there and he came out with friends and walked straight past, totally ignoring me, I told him if he EVER ignored me again, I would start greeting him with big kisses in public instead of waiting quietly at the roadside. It worked.
This phase is a holdover from our primitive selves to ensure we travel to other groups so we dont mate with our own family
I don't get embaressed by my parents honestly. Am I doing being a teenager wrong or something?
“The day when a new year begins, and the old one, accordingly, gets 'reset' and becomes a thing of the past - a tempting moment to start life from scratch or just make some kind of promise to yourself, or maybe even make a whole list of goals,” says Irina Matveeva, a psychologist and certified NLP specialist, whom Bored Panda asked for a comment here. “However, achieving these goals is not always successful.”
“I’ve seen statistics that say that about three-quarters of people who set a New Year’s goal give up after the very first failure, and two-thirds complete no more than one resolution on the list. This is usually the easiest one, a truly achievable goal. Sort of a psychological trick aimed at ourselves..."
“That’s why realistic goals and the ability to not give up after failures on the way to achieving them are so important. In the end, the process of achieving a goal is no less important than the result. And, of course, you always need to ask the question - who needs this goal, you or other people," Irina summarizes.
....and just how heartbreaking math can be, like balancing costs vs salary
Load More Replies...I didn't yell at my kids very often, I didn't want to interupt their mother.
According to one version, the tradition of making New Year's resolutions was started by Julius Caesar, who had a special relationship with the holiday of the beginning of the year. At least, it was Caesar who, reforming the Roman calendar, moved the beginning of the year from March 1st to January 1st.
By the way, this was directly related to these resolutions - after all, the witness of such oaths for the Romans was the two-faced god Janus, who looked into the past with one face and into the future with the other, thereby assessing the progress achieved by any person.
Now let's think about who the very month of January was named after? That's right, in honor of Janus! So yes, the very concept of celebrating the New Year in the form in which it is familiar to us today is directly related to our goals and resolutions. Even with unfulfilled ones...
But I thought the Entire Point of New Years Resolutions was to Make them Unattainable....
People tell me patience is a virtue. I tell them it's not one of mine.
However, even if you don’t set your own goals for the New Year, or don’t monitor their implementation, you may be interested in reading these tweets from parents and just adults actively interacting with children. And who knows, maybe you will add your own stories to this treasury of kids' wisdom and wit? Then you're welcome to the comments section too!
When I follow my 4yo to kindergarten in the morning I always ask her if it will be an easy goodbye or a tough one. An wasy one is one of those where she just runs in and plays with her friends and I barely get to say goodbye because she's already busy with whatever. A tough one is one of those where she will hold a firm grip on my hand/arm, will tell me to please not go, there may be tears and there is always a kindergarten teacher who has to get her superhuman grip on my hand/arm to let go. And for some reason my kid knows before it all goes off how it'll be. Sso I get a minute or two before we reach her kindergarten to prepare myself on what's to come. Lol.
Honestly it could just be a emotional thing. There were some days I was outright needy and wanted to stay closer to my mom/dad. And other days I just felt more independent(or for some reason excited) and was ready to get my day started
Load More Replies...He probably doesn't know what "making it easy" means and just wanted to be contrary.
Achieved. Mainly because my kids are now older than 13.
Load More Replies...Ah, but 'limit' doesn't state what the limit is. If the limit is the physical volume of the house, you're still winning!
Load More Replies...I sometimes do. I never eat it myself but the kids love it. 😊
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