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I don’t know about you, but personally, every New Year, I make a solemn vow to myself to do something (or not to do something), and sometimes I even write these promises down in a notepad somewhere. Only to open this notepad on the same page 365 days later, laugh heartily... and make another New Year's resolution.

These resolutions become especially funny when children, ours or others’, are involved. So here is a selection of some incredibly funny and serious stories about how kids change our perception of New Year's resolutions, from various people on X.

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#1

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GeorgePointon_ Report

Sergio Bicerra
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to invent google, I want to OWN google.

AtMostTheFabulist
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He can't invent Google, I already invented Google! 🤨🙃

Dragons Exist
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I made a language in like 3rd grade

geezeronthehill
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want to build a mud hut. Sounds like a handy skill.

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    #2

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    XplodingUnicorn Report

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K8d took over the home, OP is facing the guillotine right now.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New year's revolution is an excellent idea!

    #3

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    elspells13 Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I will spare humanity from my dancing...kinda looks like "the Elaine"

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a dance moment in the deli today...to the Witch Doctor song. 🤪 🎶

    Importantly, children often teach us lessons about realistic expectations and plans. For example, how many times have we promised ourselves on January 1... well, if not to start a new life, then to drastically change our lifestyle, habits, etc., to play sports, to devote more time to our interests or get rid of numerous harmful habits? And how often did these promises come true?

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    No, there are people with an iron willpower who one hundred percent fulfill all the dreams and ideas formed on New Year's Eve. Kudos for them, but sometimes a child who dreams of, let's say, two desserts for breakfast or a new bicycle unconsciously teaches any adult about rational goal setting.

    #5

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    IDontSpeakWhine Report

    arthbach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember consent is still a thing, even if it your own child, especially if it's your own child.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look back now at my embarrassing parent moments and they are funny now, soooooo bad when it happens, but hilarious to look back on. My fave was my mums wife always drilling me for not putting the lid back on the Vegemite jar properly everytime, and she said ‘if you do it again, I’ll drive to school, come to your class and take you home to put it back on’. And she did, announced to the whole class that “*my FULL name* didn’t put the lid on the Vegemite jar and has to come home to put it on and then come back to class” - so embarrassing and didn’t live it down for over a month. But it’s so funny now

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    Panda On My Balcony
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to occasionally pick my 11-year old son up from school if I finished work early, to save him the 2 mile walk. One day I stood there and he came out with friends and walked straight past, totally ignoring me, I told him if he EVER ignored me again, I would start greeting him with big kisses in public instead of waiting quietly at the roadside. It worked.

    roddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, find something that upsets them and keep doing it. Bet you were the biggest bully at school!

    Whitney Keen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This phase is a holdover from our primitive selves to ensure we travel to other groups so we dont mate with our own family

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son never had that phase. He’s 19 and doesn’t care who’s around.

    Bryn
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't hug your kid without their consent. Random hugs like this is why it took until high school for me to be okay with hugs.

    Bryn
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at when the tweet was made

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    CryingChildKinnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get embaressed by my parents honestly. Am I doing being a teenager wrong or something?

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's child abuse! ;-)

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    “The day when a new year begins, and the old one, accordingly, gets 'reset' and becomes a thing of the past - a tempting moment to start life from scratch or just make some kind of promise to yourself, or maybe even make a whole list of goals,” says Irina Matveeva, a psychologist and certified NLP specialist, whom Bored Panda asked for a comment here. “However, achieving these goals is not always successful.”

    “I’ve seen statistics that say that about three-quarters of people who set a New Year’s goal give up after the very first failure, and two-thirds complete no more than one resolution on the list. This is usually the easiest one, a truly achievable goal. Sort of a psychological trick aimed at ourselves..."

    “That’s why realistic goals and the ability to not give up after failures on the way to achieving them are so important. In the end, the process of achieving a goal is no less important than the result. And, of course, you always need to ask the question - who needs this goal, you or other people," Irina summarizes.

    #7

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    fosterhood Report

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't say anything. He'll learn it on his own soon enough.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and just how heartbreaking math can be, like balancing costs vs salary

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He'll be doing the math soon enough. Just let him be for now.

    Isaac Nemo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like a heck of a great goal, actually

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    #8

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    dad_on_my_feet Report

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change it to building a strong relationship with your kids. It will withstand anything.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't yell at my kids very often, I didn't want to interupt their mother.

    Bryn
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so both of you were horrid!

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    Bryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because why work on being a better parent when you can just continue to be horrible?

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    #9

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    SimplyKanthony Report

    The Person (He/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Triangle making is a very refined art, after all!

    According to one version, the tradition of making New Year's resolutions was started by Julius Caesar, who had a special relationship with the holiday of the beginning of the year. At least, it was Caesar who, reforming the Roman calendar, moved the beginning of the year from March 1st to January 1st.

    By the way, this was directly related to these resolutions - after all, the witness of such oaths for the Romans was the two-faced god Janus, who looked into the past with one face and into the future with the other, thereby assessing the progress achieved by any person.

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    Now let's think about who the very month of January was named after? That's right, in honor of Janus! So yes, the very concept of celebrating the New Year in the form in which it is familiar to us today is directly related to our goals and resolutions. Even with unfulfilled ones...

    #10

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    copymama Report

    Keira Pendragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I thought the Entire Point of New Years Resolutions was to Make them Unattainable....

    #11

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    dinahaddie Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Festivus is also a New Years thing too?

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a future therapist.

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    #12

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    bumpin_mama Report

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to learn patience, and I want to learn it NOW!!!

    AtMostTheFabulist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People tell me patience is a virtue. I tell them it's not one of mine.

    SolitaryIntrovert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a Doctor. They have a lot of patients.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn patience? Gah. How long is THAT going to take?

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    However, even if you don’t set your own goals for the New Year, or don’t monitor their implementation, you may be interested in reading these tweets from parents and just adults actively interacting with children. And who knows, maybe you will add your own stories to this treasury of kids' wisdom and wit? Then you're welcome to the comments section too!

    #13

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    ConanOBrien Report

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend more time drinking because my kid is having a fit.

    #14

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    MyMomologue Report

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I follow my 4yo to kindergarten in the morning I always ask her if it will be an easy goodbye or a tough one. An wasy one is one of those where she just runs in and plays with her friends and I barely get to say goodbye because she's already busy with whatever. A tough one is one of those where she will hold a firm grip on my hand/arm, will tell me to please not go, there may be tears and there is always a kindergarten teacher who has to get her superhuman grip on my hand/arm to let go. And for some reason my kid knows before it all goes off how it'll be. Sso I get a minute or two before we reach her kindergarten to prepare myself on what's to come. Lol.

    nia not long
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it could just be a emotional thing. There were some days I was outright needy and wanted to stay closer to my mom/dad. And other days I just felt more independent(or for some reason excited) and was ready to get my day started

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    meow point1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably doesn't know what "making it easy" means and just wanted to be contrary.

    #15

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    beingyelisa Report

    S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was at the end of 2017... She just didn't know how easy this goal would be if she had just waited two years...

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    #18

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    MattLoveless Report

    Hester
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... technically they were ending 2023 with a lie... let bygones be bygones.

    Wes Ouzts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No lie, just celebrating for a different time zone.

    #19

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    Cheeseboy22 Report

    Shelby Moonheart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've resolved to give Disney 0% of my salary.

    OnlyMe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Achieved. Mainly because my kids are now older than 13.

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    #20

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    UnfilteredMama Report

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    RodLacroix Report

    #22

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    daddydoubts Report

    #23

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    LetMeStart Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to start passing out copies of that "coloring inside the lines" turtle.

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    #24

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    DaddingAround Report

    #25

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    WajahatAli Report

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was doomed to fail as soon as made. You can never limit Lego.

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but 'limit' doesn't state what the limit is. If the limit is the physical volume of the house, you're still winning!

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    HomeWithPeanut Report

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    thedad Report

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who serves corn with spaghetti?

    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sometimes do. I never eat it myself but the kids love it. 😊

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    Amy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a personal preference. Get over it.

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    #28

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    MumInBits Report

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    vinniesingh Report

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    missmulrooney Report

    #31

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    pro_worrier_ Report

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    CaRLie_Rae66 Report

    #33

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    ExplodingPossum Report

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad’s resolution should be to start teaching his kid woodworking

    #34

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    twohootiehoots Report

    #35

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    OKparenting101 Report

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