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I don’t know about you, but personally, every New Year, I make a solemn vow to myself to do something (or not to do something), and sometimes I even write these promises down in a notepad somewhere. Only to open this notepad on the same page 365 days later, laugh heartily... and make another New Year's resolution.

These resolutions become especially funny when children, ours or others’, are involved. So here is a selection of some incredibly funny and serious stories about how kids change our perception of New Year's resolutions, from various people on X.

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Sergio Bicerra
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Importantly, children often teach us lessons about realistic expectations and plans. For example, how many times have we promised ourselves on January 1... well, if not to start a new life, then to drastically change our lifestyle, habits, etc., to play sports, to devote more time to our interests or get rid of numerous harmful habits? And how often did these promises come true?

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    No, there are people with an iron willpower who one hundred percent fulfill all the dreams and ideas formed on New Year's Eve. Kudos for them, but sometimes a child who dreams of, let's say, two desserts for breakfast or a new bicycle unconsciously teaches any adult about rational goal setting.

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    IDontSpeakWhine Report

    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember consent is still a thing, even if it your own child, especially if it's your own child.

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    “The day when a new year begins, and the old one, accordingly, gets 'reset' and becomes a thing of the past - a tempting moment to start life from scratch or just make some kind of promise to yourself, or maybe even make a whole list of goals,” says Irina Matveeva, a psychologist and certified NLP specialist, whom Bored Panda asked for a comment here. “However, achieving these goals is not always successful.”

    “I’ve seen statistics that say that about three-quarters of people who set a New Year’s goal give up after the very first failure, and two-thirds complete no more than one resolution on the list. This is usually the easiest one, a truly achievable goal. Sort of a psychological trick aimed at ourselves..."

    “That’s why realistic goals and the ability to not give up after failures on the way to achieving them are so important. In the end, the process of achieving a goal is no less important than the result. And, of course, you always need to ask the question - who needs this goal, you or other people," Irina summarizes.

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    fosterhood Report

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't say anything. He'll learn it on his own soon enough.

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    dad_on_my_feet Report

    OnlyMe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Change it to building a strong relationship with your kids. It will withstand anything.

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    The Person (He/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Triangle making is a very refined art, after all!

    According to one version, the tradition of making New Year's resolutions was started by Julius Caesar, who had a special relationship with the holiday of the beginning of the year. At least, it was Caesar who, reforming the Roman calendar, moved the beginning of the year from March 1st to January 1st.

    By the way, this was directly related to these resolutions - after all, the witness of such oaths for the Romans was the two-faced god Janus, who looked into the past with one face and into the future with the other, thereby assessing the progress achieved by any person.

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    Now let's think about who the very month of January was named after? That's right, in honor of Janus! So yes, the very concept of celebrating the New Year in the form in which it is familiar to us today is directly related to our goals and resolutions. Even with unfulfilled ones...

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    copymama Report

    Keira Pendragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I thought the Entire Point of New Years Resolutions was to Make them Unattainable....

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    bumpin_mama Report

    jon gilbertson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to learn patience, and I want to learn it NOW!!!

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    However, even if you don’t set your own goals for the New Year, or don’t monitor their implementation, you may be interested in reading these tweets from parents and just adults actively interacting with children. And who knows, maybe you will add your own stories to this treasury of kids' wisdom and wit? Then you're welcome to the comments section too!

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    ConanOBrien Report

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spend more time drinking because my kid is having a fit.

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    MyMomologue Report

    Lene
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I follow my 4yo to kindergarten in the morning I always ask her if it will be an easy goodbye or a tough one. An wasy one is one of those where she just runs in and plays with her friends and I barely get to say goodbye because she's already busy with whatever. A tough one is one of those where she will hold a firm grip on my hand/arm, will tell me to please not go, there may be tears and there is always a kindergarten teacher who has to get her superhuman grip on my hand/arm to let go. And for some reason my kid knows before it all goes off how it'll be. Sso I get a minute or two before we reach her kindergarten to prepare myself on what's to come. Lol.

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    S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was at the end of 2017... She just didn't know how easy this goal would be if she had just waited two years...

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    Hester
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... technically they were ending 2023 with a lie... let bygones be bygones.

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need to start passing out copies of that "coloring inside the lines" turtle.

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    Karen Krause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was doomed to fail as soon as made. You can never limit Lego.

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    Panda Bear
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad’s resolution should be to start teaching his kid woodworking

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