Kids say the darnedest things. Especially when they are still very young and don't have a rich vocabulary but need to get their point across. They aren't afraid to experiment with language and come up with fresh, original sayings and that's awesome.

At first, you may laugh when you hear them call dessert a "bonus round" and sheets "bed skins", but when you stop to really think about it, their versions actually make a lot of sense, too.

So since there is no limit to children's imagination and their parents continue to upload their linguistic gems on the Internet, Bored Panda decided to make a follow-up to our older list '28 Times Kids Hilariously Renamed Things And Made Them Sound Way Better'. Enjoy!

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Hans
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4 months ago

I remember a toddler referring to me with my slowly balding head as "the man wirh small hair". That was a full-blown hit!

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Parents should definitely encourage their kids' attempts at communicating their ideas without knowing the exact words to express them. According to some, the best way to do so is to spend time talking about things that interest the child. It’s all about following the child's lead as they show what they're interested in by waving, pointing, babbling or using words.

When the child starts using words, parents can repeat and build on what they say. For example, if the child says, 'Apple,' moms and dads can say, 'You want a red apple?' When they tune in and respond to their child, it encourages the little ones to communicate.

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Melissa Sawicki
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4 months ago

Kid is wise beyond his year's!!!!!

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A great way parents can increase the number of words their child hears -- and learns -- is by simply talking about their daily life. Like, what they're seeing or doing together. The key is to use lots of different words in lots of different contexts. For example, one conversation can revolve around a lush orange tree and the next could be about cutting up an orange for lunch. This helps kids to learn the meaning and function of words.

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Mme de Poppadom
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4 months ago

That makes sense if she's heard of a "kindergarten". Maybe to her tiny mind, a collection of folks is a garden, sorted by life stage.

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And from the time the child starts telling stories, parents should encourage them to talk about things in the past and in the future. For instance, at the end of the day, you could talk about plans for the next day by making a shopping list together or deciding what to take on a visit to grandma. Or when you come home from an outing together, you could talk about how it went.

The best part of this journey to raising a mindful human being is hearing those tidbits of wisdom -- like in these tweets -- that they undoubtedly drop along the way.

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Hans
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4 months ago

Wait, isn't it?

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BusLady
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4 months ago

Cutest birds ever.

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Hans
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4 months ago

Clever kid!

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Ilya Ditkovskiy
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4 months ago

Let's just hope he doesn't bring too many hoe hoe hoe's into the house

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Melissa Sawicki
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4 months ago

That is simply hysterical. I can just see a child yelling at the phone to call Grams. Amazingly Funny

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Hans
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4 months ago

Fair enough. And now be wary of that threat!

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BusLady
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4 months ago

What are they spiking that coffee with?

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Trying so hard thinking
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4 months ago

"Statue of puberty" lol :D

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BusLady
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4 months ago

That's actually a better name for it.

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BusLady
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4 months ago

Makes sense. A pair is a "slip pair."

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Kady Maree Mcgrath
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4 months ago

They are cake bagels though lol

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Ilya Ditkovskiy
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4 months ago

Ah yes, the classical cowboy instruments of the wild west

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Kady Maree Mcgrath
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4 months ago

Close enough

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BusLady
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4 months ago

Great dad.

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Mme de Poppadom
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4 months ago

The way their little minds work is really fascinating, especially since there's a logic to their observations... yes, the kernels do emerge from the individual cob pieces.

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the Kat who says ni
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4 months ago

In Flemish/Dutch gloves are called 'handschoenen'... hand shoes... :)

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Raine Soo
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4 months ago

That's because they are pasta pockets. Good call, son.

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BusLady
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4 months ago

Yep, you buy a ton of stuff that ends up in the back of the closet.

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Mama Panda
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4 months ago

Try this: Pee soup is number 1 and Pea soup is number 2!

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Kady Maree Mcgrath
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4 months ago

Boo Boo Trucks brilliant

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JessG
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4 months ago

No no no, I wouldn't call it that, it sounds edible

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Valerie G.
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4 months ago

Doesn't say much for mum's cooking.

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BusLady
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4 months ago

Teaching sex-ed a bit early, eh?

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Something
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4 months ago

Technically true if he wasn't eating at the time.

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Ilya Ditkovskiy
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4 months ago

Oh god why would you heat up pizza in a microwave? I use my oven for everything. Yes the microwave is faster, but the oven makes food actually taste good

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Chelsea Corkum
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4 months ago

My toddler calls them "seeds"! hahaha

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Ilya Ditkovskiy
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4 months ago

In my homeland the trees are naked pretty much the majority of the year

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