We all know that kids say the funniest and craziest things sometimes; their young brains haven't been conditioned to follow our narrow rules of speech just yet so they quite often just name things as their creative brains see fit.

And you know what? A vast majority of the time, kids' made-up names for things actually make more sense, are much funnier and more descriptive than the originals could ever wish to be. Ice cubes? Nah, that'll be water bricks, please!

In the list below, you'll get a new perspective on things that we have been taught not to notice. Only the pure, unsullied minds of kids could come up with these poetic observations! Scroll down below to check them out for yourself, and feel free to add your own in the comments!

#1

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Kaisu
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2 years ago

How awesome would actual battle unicorns be though

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#2

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Bluebell Rizzi
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2 years ago

Best name ever.

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#3

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

Can only exxagerated to "hot wet drops of sad".

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#4

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Kaisu
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2 years ago

This is ingenious!

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#5

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anonymous
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2 years ago

water-brickloo

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#6

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glowworm2
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2 years ago

"Cold owls?" Genius!

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#7

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

She has a point. Free the teeth!

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#8

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Hans
Community Member
2 years ago

That escalated quickly. (scnr)

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#9

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engineer_nope.avi
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2 years ago

Same thing: you have to shave them at some point or they'll grow

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#10

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

this one is catchy and cute

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#11

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queen...<3
Community Member
2 years ago

lol, I am the one that has cow-like reflexes.

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#12

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Alex Bailey
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2 years ago

The school and its children will ruin it for you.

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#13

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

or an emo pigeon

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#14

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

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uumm sound made up

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#15

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FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
2 years ago

Skeleton burrito...Your kid has quite an interesting mind...

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#16

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KEBI Photography
Community Member
2 years ago

guess I am a book looker now, totally like it more than reader and bookworm.

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#17

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AloofFox
Community Member
2 years ago

I used to call them needle bushes, but poke trees is so much better!

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#18

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

That's exactly what I called all emergency vehicles as a kid, in my native language of course

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#19

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mild anxiety! at the disco
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2 years ago

maple syrup is tree blood

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#20

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

just don't buy a boeing 737 max 8

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#21

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Alex Bailey
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2 years ago

Heard them called knee pits before.

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#22

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FortnitePlayerGirl
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2 years ago

MAMA JUICE XD

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#23

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Luis Milian
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2 years ago

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why call them lift. elevators make more sense

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#24

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Dilly Millandry
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2 years ago

School - it ruins a lot of the fun things. Either the teachers or other children will do it. Shame.

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#25

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Kaisu
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2 years ago

Snoofy is so much cuter though!

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#26

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Sabrina
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2 years ago

is..is this the meaning behind "boneless pizza"??

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#27

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AloofFox
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2 years ago

Nom nom nom

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#28

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Red
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2 years ago

and this is our form of transport to places here in Australia

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