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It's a well-known truth that kids are the most fabulous little philosophers, but as often happens with great minded people, they get a little misunderstood. Their unadorned truth might seem a bit harsh to us, adults. On the other hand, you might learn something unusual from their funny slurs. It's also not a secret that children are ferocious with asking a bunch of questions, most of whom seem entirely out of the blue or unexpected the least. Scroll through our list of creepy things kids say to see for yourself.
Did you know that cheating is considered "helping yourself a little"? Or, that the best cookies are actually money? And, did you know that you can get space worms from being an astronaut? I bet you didn't. Kids do say the darndest things that might make you want to ask some questions yourself.
So, for all you Pandas to have a nice laugh today, we have put together a list of funny things kids say - from their audacious clapbacks and diamonds of thought to freakishly honest questions about life, these funny kids quotes never cease to amaze.
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Quiz Me
Geek In the Blue Toolbox 9 years ago
Then what question was she expecting? "What is the title of this book?"
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Guy Twyman 9 years ago
I love how these comments act like children have basic reasoning skills. Theyre children guys lol
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Money, Please
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over opinionated 9 years ago
I believe that the parents should stop allowing their kids to watch the news
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Judy Semmens 9 years ago
Just wait till your 3 year old is a few years older. You'll hear that a lot!
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Feeling Old
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Perfect Description
Andrew Ramirez 9 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks the term the kid used sounds like a classification of a snowstorm?
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Flush Me Down The Toilet 6 years ago
Something tells me that the kid is responsible for the funeral
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Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago
I wonder why "Stranger B***h" and "shitmykidsays" are not censored.
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over opinionated 9 years ago
Kids know more about technology then me. I'm a 27 year old cave woman
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over opinionated 9 years ago
That's not a scent I'd be able to compare I guess I haven't sniffed enough horse
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Roselien van den Boogaard 9 years ago
Accidentally on purpose he means. But the last thing he doesnt say to you
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Rebekah Mitchell-Matthews 4 years ago (edited)
My ex and I used to tease each other over our ancestors denomination. Mine being Catholic and his Protestant. Our son went to prep class one day, after overhearing the playful taunts between my partner and I, and proudly told his teacher when asked what his father dose and said "my step dad is a prostitute". "Oh that's nice" she replied somewhat bemused. I quickly had to say "Protestant, he means Protestant......his step father is a Protestant" I was quite amused when his teacher chuckled and said in a low voice "same thing".
Nostalgic Hyena 8 years ago
This isn't my kid (I don't actually have any kids), but on the bus home from a fair and there was a kid I was sitting behind and she was saying a few things I found funny; Kid: "I wish I could stay there forever." Her dad: "Really, where would you sleep?" Kid: "On the bus." Later on, Her dad: "If you don't want that, I'll give it to someone who appreciates it." Kid: "No, no I 'preciate it!!"
Rebekah Mitchell-Matthews 4 years ago (edited)
My ex and I used to tease each other over our ancestors denomination. Mine being Catholic and his Protestant. Our son went to prep class one day, after overhearing the playful taunts between my partner and I, and proudly told his teacher when asked what his father dose and said "my step dad is a prostitute". "Oh that's nice" she replied somewhat bemused. I quickly had to say "Protestant, he means Protestant......his step father is a Protestant" I was quite amused when his teacher chuckled and said in a low voice "same thing".
Nostalgic Hyena 8 years ago
This isn't my kid (I don't actually have any kids), but on the bus home from a fair and there was a kid I was sitting behind and she was saying a few things I found funny; Kid: "I wish I could stay there forever." Her dad: "Really, where would you sleep?" Kid: "On the bus." Later on, Her dad: "If you don't want that, I'll give it to someone who appreciates it." Kid: "No, no I 'preciate it!!"
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