We want to live in a fair world. One that rewards doing the right thing, not deceit. Few things are as rewarding as witnessing justice.
So we at Bored Panda decided to put together a list of instances where people got what they deserved. Like an entitled sports car owner trying to bypass traffic only to get stuck in concrete.
As the late Kurt Cobain said, "If you're really a mean person, you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop."
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Pretty Instant Karma
I don't condone violence; however, I don't believe in the "violence is never the answer." There are times when violence IS necessary, and this is one of those times. I wouldn't lightly take someone threatening me, especially my wife/family.
I feel like that 24 year old was let off easy. That 73 year old could have killed him and claimed self defence!
...and a right hander, obviously 😉 (the instructor I refuse to call victim).
Communicating With The Unpleasant
It's very special along with the hand to hand combat vet that was defending him, his wife, and his home.
Load More Replies...I've never heard of Odinists so read up on them, one group are pagan worshippers of norse gods ... the others a racist pile of shitebags ...
In addition to which, Irish pagans generally work with Celtic deities, not Norse ones. Clearly an idiot in so many ways
Load More Replies...As a lesbian and a firm believer in the Lord above this makes me so happy to see people stand up for equality. My Lord and savior didn’t discriminate. As a matter of fact he ate with prostitutes and other “sinners” and spoke against those who judged their misdeeds. I’m not claiming to have all the answers. I’m only saying that my God doesn’t hate me because I’m gay. He doesn’t hate my niece for marrying a black man who is completely amazing in every way. He loves us all. Even these dreadful people.
I'm not very religious but this is the God I believe in.
Load More Replies...Odinists from the US ... hahahahaha I am wanting to see the heritage on this .., .
Dunno what an odinist is but they are definitely onanists (ie wankers)
Most pagans are quite liberal from what I've seen. It's just a weird handful that are NeoNazi.
Yep. I'm friends with some pagans, can confirm they are all liberal.
Load More Replies...Shh - do you hear that? That’s the sound of my viking ancestors pìssìng on you and your racist bullshìt. You’re lucky you’ll never actually meet a viking, or you’d face the REAL wrath of the northmen; and it’d be so hard to say “sieg heil” with an axe through your face. Fúckìng “odinist” - kiss my swedish aśs.
I’m a Norse pagan, and have been for years. I’d like to say Odin is the All-Father not the Some-Father.
Instant Karma
First interview question: "Tell me about a time when you made a mistake..."
I feel like there’s a different version of this everywhere. Can we just have a “the guy who pushed past me and told me to go ‘blank’ myself just arrived at the grocery store that I work at… and he apologized for being such a richard. He was having a bad day and we’ve all been there so I forgave him.”? And then we’ll get the subtle changes to it like “And we’ve been friends for over fifteen years now” or “And then everyone applauded”. You know, super realistic things
Just testing to see if I can finally comment after being banned for getting ten downvotes for a non-offensive comment I made
Yes you can! It's generally 24 hours the first time, then 5 days, then permanently the third time. So then you just make a new account. The downvote system is stupid, and completely automated, so we try to save downvoting for bots and extremely unpleasant people. If you just disagree with someone, it's best to either comment or ignore
Load More Replies...I’d be concerned I’d have a personal bias during the interview. Without him knowing who I was, I’d probably have him sit through rounds of interviews with others, consider their advice then interview him several hours later after his final interviews with the mail clerk, facilities staff, the lady who comes in to take lunch orders. As long as those interviewing had little to do with the position he sought. Then, after a grueling day of answering the same abstract & worthless questions over and over, I’d legitimately interview him. What a great way to break up office and hiring monotony.
Karma
Her actions were a dereliction of her duties and she needed to be reprimanded for it. Her behavior was atrocious and it would be very sweet to see him win against her.
Load More Replies...People can believe whatever they want. But if she wasn't willing to do her job duties, then she should have resigned. You can't stay in a job and refuse to do your work. That situation will fail.
I agree. It's not on the same level but it does remind me of the pharmacists who refuse to fill birth control because it's 'against their religion' ugh!
Load More Replies...This is about 20 minutes from my hometown and this witch was actually held in a nearby counties jail. I’m from a very small town with very small minds but we’re getting better here. I used to get a lot of hate (I’m a boyish lesbian so I stand out) but things are definitely getting better here for me. It may be because I stopped caring what people thought of me.
I'm glad it's slowly, maybe very slowly, getting better. I'm sorry that you have had to deal with small minds. It can be so hard to stop caring what people think of you but it's so much better when you do! So, Way to Go!!
Load More Replies...He ran. He lost in the Democrat's primary. He was a single issue candidate with no actual plan on how to do the job. The guy who beat him (Elwood Caudill) trounced her in the general election and is running again this year for re-election. Also, the Fairness Campaign (KY LGBT advocacy group that ranks political candidates) endorsed Caudill over Ermold in 2018 and they endorsed him again last week.
Load More Replies...You just can't police people like that. If you worked at a hotel and saw two unmarried people wanted a room are you going to deny them a hotel room to stay in cause they'll have sex in it? You just can't do that. Stop being the morality police.
I agree. There are pharmacists who won't fill birth control prescriptions because it's 'against their religion'. I mean the freedom of religion part of the constitution just means that you can believe what you want and can't be persecuted for it. It doesn't mean that you have the right to FORCE your beliefs on others. I wish we (the US) would get that straight in our minds!!
Load More Replies...A federal court of appeals has ruled yet again that former Rowan County, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis – who refused to provide marriage licenses to gay couples after marriage equality was legalized – does not have qualified immunity. A federal court of appeals has ruled yet again that former Rowan County, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis – who refused to provide marriage licenses to gay couples after marriage equality was legalized – does not have qualified immunity.
He didn't win the primary but the democrat who did took the office from her.
Walmart and McDonald’s are always hiring, and they don’t care about your background.
Load More Replies...Justice Served
I do believe he did, in the end. A new judge recently more or less threw the book at him. He is now actually registered as a sex offender. I don't remember if they managed to get him jail time, but I do know he's registered now. And people are keeping an eye out for him.
Load More Replies...The judge let him off because of how jail would affect his future—-as if the rape he committed, in broad daylight and witnessed by the people who stopped him, hadn’t already adversely affected the future of the woman, ffs. If we keep his face in the public eye as THE face of rape, I believe WE can effectively f**k over his future by making him a social pariah. Who in their right mind is going to hire him? If they do, their company’s sake will be in the toilet.
It's almost as if doing a crime and being punished shouldn't have long term effects, gosh what a mad idea! 🙄 Aw, will it impact diddum's future? Don't do bloody horrible things then, you to-sser. Is that Judge still allowed to work? Honestly, sounds like a useless waste of space as well. That poor woman will have to live with what happened and this moron getting let off... could stick this one in a textbook to explain 'adding insult to injury'.
Load More Replies...He raped an unconscious woman then got a 3 month sentence due to the judge being biased by no priors (entitled college kid). People were enraged and decided to take their own justice by ensuring that if you ever google the guy, you'd always find the words "rape/rapist" next to his name. Laws were changed after this case.
Load More Replies...That piece of s**t. But praise the 2 Swedes who not only interfered with what he was doing and stopping his rapey a*s, but chasing him down and tackling him. True heroes in this story.
who broke down in court recounting their testimony as witnesses. And will also suffer, knowing that shitbag is alive and free. witnessing rape is traumatic too.
Load More Replies...Haha no way! She's a hero. And what a beautiful lady also
Load More Replies...To Commit A Hate Crime
I thought by now all criminals knew to turn their damn phones off when criming. Apparently Nazis didn't get the memo. Good.
They probably wouldn't be Nazis if they were smart.
Load More Replies...Not just swastikas it seems. I think there's a couple of self portraits in there as well.
Them: "I don't want nobody trackin' me!" Also them: *using iPhone/smartphone*
Back in '08 when Obama was running for President, I was living in a small rural town with a Christian college. On campus, students hung an effigy of Obama from a tree. Truly one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
Isn't this the point of burner phones??? You never have YOUR real phone on your person. Have they never watched any cop show EVER???? Stupid racist pieces of excrement.
This looks like the University of Georgia. Oh why are there so many haters. I'm a white Georgia boy, and s**t has to stop. People are ignorant to be consumed by hate.
One Plate Of Karma Coming Up
It's a lot nicer to have them as friends than as enemies.
Load More Replies...We had a gay co-worker who was not only out but flaming so. He was just so charming that we all accepted him and he became one of us. One day we got a transfer in from another office. He decided to make some remarks. About ten of us decided to let him know who we supported and it wasn't him.
🤔i am really not sure how i feel about this, it's kinda like saying"I'm not racist i have a couple Black friends"...
Load More Replies...The OP’s story may be fake. I think I remember reading about this on this website, actually, and it had taken place a while back. The OP may have stolen this, or, if her father really was there, then cool. Not saying it couldn’t have happened, though.
I was in 6th grade at the same school my mom taught 8th grade at. A couple 7th graders used to bully my friend and I in the locker room, and I'd tell mom about it, of course. Well, she must've mentioned something to some of her students, because one day during a free day at PE, my friend and I were walking around and the two bullies came up to us and started talking s**t. Suddenly, about six or seven 8th grade girls, all mom's students, surrounded us, greeted me, and were like, "these two aren't giving you any trouble... are they?" I have never seen anyone go so pale as those two did. So frankly, I find nothing about OP's story the least bit unlikely.
Load More Replies...Guy Is A Jerk To A Police Officer In An Unmarked Car
That has got to be the most satisfying "Did you know why I pulled you over?" ever uttered.
"Id ask if you know why i pulled you over....but im pretty sure you know"
Load More Replies...People don’t seem to have patience anymore. Waiting in a line, waiting for ducks to cross the road, waiting for a slower driver to move, waiting to buy that expensive tv when you have saved enough money, etc. Life is not on demand like your streaming shows/ movies and the internet.
I was on my way home today on a 2 lane hwy in the country & was just enjoying the drive honestly.. The older guy in the truck in front of me started hugging the right side of the lane.. At first I figured he wasn't paying attention for a second & would correct himself, then I was like.. Maybe he's pulling into a driveway coming up and doesn't want me to be bothered... But he got over so much he was almost on the ditch line, he was letting more room for me to go around him when the broken lines come up to pass people.. So, I went around him, but I didn't really want to, I don't think I was following him too closely or that I seemed impatient.. And I hope he didn't think I was, maybe he just figured he was going slow and trying to be nice.. But I was perfectly content just cruising along & just kinda zoned out. I've had people rev up and go around me when I was already going like 10 over the limit, people need more chill 🙃
Load More Replies...I had a guy almost hit my kid and I at a pedestrian crossing that had flashing lights. A police officer quickly pulled over to verify what happened and then turned his lights on. It was amazing.
Guy in Canberra last week did a burn-out right in front of an unmarked police car. And then blew three times the alcohol limit.
Hope they impounded the vehicle. Vic seems to have decent laws on this. 3 strikes and the car is destroyed if I remember coreectly
Load More Replies...I read about a guy who stopped at a cross walk to let a LOL cross the street. When the guy behind him hit the horn, he took the keys from the ignition, got out and handed them to the other driver. "Here. You run her over, I don't have the heart."
On our street - it's actually an avenue - it's supposed to be maximum 40km/hour. I was probably doing 45km/hour. The car behind me tails me so close I think he might bump me or something. Then I slow down because I was coming to my house and the entrance is hard to get in when cars are parked on the street right besides it. I turn. Something roars past me. That car. And an unmarked police car with flashing lights... The rest is history.
Theres a road with speed humps, lots of trees and sharp turns I take too and from work. Someone tailed me last night, so close I couldn't see their headlight which was on, because I was doing the speed limit. The limit on the road is 25 due to the difficulties and you're supposed to slow down for the humps. He almost hit me twice when I did and I honestly thought he was just gonna rear end me for not speeding on an already dangerous road, in the dark.
Load More Replies...Respect Your Mother
While I dont condone candy related tantrums, I hope OP dont plan to get kids if their first response to a tantrum is to slap the s**t out of the kid. Abuse is abuse regardsless of behaviour. Here all slapping is illegal and would get you arrested in the store. There are better ways to teach kids.
When a kid, who should be looking up to their parents as the ultimate authoritarian, the most meaningful people in their little world, call their parents an explicit, derogatory term like it's the most normal, natural thing, you gotta know that kid has not had any discipline. If anything the parents should be slapped.
Load More Replies...After purchase, I would have opened and licked each one in front of the little toad.
Good for you!! That woman better nip that sh*t in the bud right now, or she'll be visiting that little sh*t in juvie jail!
No joke. That's what happens to people who have not been taught discipline and kindness. I bet that kid hears that kind of talk at home. Yep he will end up learning courtesy of the school of Hard Knocks.
Load More Replies...Hershey isn't as bad a Cadbury or Nestle. Canada chocolate, that is. I had American chocolate the company I used to work for imported to their employees as a Christmas gift, instead of Christmas bonuses. It came as a tiered box of different chocolates and candies. None of the chocolate was good. Even the milk chocolate tasted bitter and old. Now I can see what people are meaning about USA chocolate.
Load More Replies...Same here and it goes for the rest of my siblings!
Load More Replies...Karma Sometimes Does Work Out
Where do nurses give epidurals? It's a risky invasive procedure usually done by an anesthesiologist .
My daughter was born in the middle of the night via emergency c-section, her daddy didn't make it to the hospital in time to be in the room. I'll never forget the nurse who hugged me when they were inserting the epidural. (The baby is fine and now a normal almost 5yr old.)
WTF is wrong with people????? When I was having my babies, I was happy with any RN! And they were all great! All 4 times😁
She must've been tolerating the pain then. When I was in labour, I initially wanted to go all natural, not have any scary needles and any risky procedures. All out the window. It was scary, I hate needles, I'm terrified of pain and being poked and prodded. My mom (and the amount of excruciating pain I was in early on) convinced me to just get it done and said epi likely saved my life. I can't even say who did it. Didn't care what they looked like. It wasn't as painful as I thought. They numbed the area first. Nothing too terrible happened, like ending up paralyzed, which I heard is a risk.
That's Karma
I’m sure not liking that smug sh*t-eating grin he’s trying to hide, though.
Load More Replies...Tell that to Kitty from the above post. She didn't like the female constable.
Load More Replies...That was in 2019. Sadly he was released because of a minor mistake in the paperwork. https://www.thenews.com.pk/print/523856-lawyer-who-slapped-lady-constable-released
Karma Is A Circle
As a teen long time ago I used to steal my father's alcohol and replace stolen amount with water. I'm pretty sure he always knew what I was doing but didn't say anything until one time I stole half bottle of Ouzo and poured water to replace alcohol. And you know what happens when you mix ouzo with water....
An angel shot please? Guy in the blue shirt is being aggressive.
Load More Replies...He might be waiting for this moment and giggling his way after turning around
Sometimes It Pays To Have A Dirty Car. My Son Got Rear-Ended Last Night, The Other Driver Was Aggressive And Left Without Exchanging Info
Note to self - stop going to the car wash every week; no matter how funny the brushes sound
I had a friend that did something similar, and i never laughed só much of someone in my life lmao, só he had a Fiesta XR2, was racing around like a twat and rear ended a parked car, since it was in a rural área and no One saw it he Runned away to hide his car in his Garage, when he got out of the car he Saw that the front bumper fell off at the Crash site, well front bumper and lol licence plate.
Sweet! My car was rear ended by an Audi, I could see the four interlocking circles on the bumper, not in dirt, actual indentations. The woman was perfectly decent about it though
I didn't know there were places that don't insist on plates front and rear. (I live in the UK)
Load More Replies...What’s On The Menu? Karma Dawg
I had a doctor telling me I could still work despite my severe hyperemesis. I vomited over her, the desk and the floor. Got my sick leave.
It's disgusting that a doctor would treat you that way, especially a female one.
Load More Replies...A male colleague once told me it was ridiculous to have to give up your seat to a pregnant woman, it was her choice to get pregnant. Think hIs mother made a poor choice.
I was a little kid at 10 years of age and I told my teacher that I felt sick and needed to be excused to go to the washroom. She said no, so I asked if I could open a window and again she said no and to sit down and open my language text book. I did as told and promptly threw up all over my book and desk. She sent me out into the hallway, not to the washroom, to wait while the janitor came to clean it up. As I was waiting, I was crying when the principal walked by and asked why I was out there crying. I told him that I felt sick and told my teacher but she wouldn't let me leave to be sick in the washroom. He called her to come out into the hallway and told her he was sending me home because I was clearly sick. I was too young and too sick to feel vindicated then, but I love retelling that story now.
Petty d!ck! Got what he deserved. I ride public transport, and if 6 yr old was sick and needed a seat, I'd give mine up.
I developed severe hyperemesis with my first pregnancy. I worked as a cashier in a grocery store. Another cashier was also pregnant. Zero issues. She actually told me “morning sickness was in my head.” She told our managers and other coworkers that I “just wanted sympathy and special treatment.” Meanwhile, I told her I’d do anything to trade pregnancies with her, because I was legitimately miserable. She rolled her eyes. We both delivered healthy baby boys. Two years later, we found ourselves pregnant again. I had zero issues. I felt absolutely great. She was sick as a dog. I looked at her and said, “It’s all in your head.” And she wearily looked at me and said, “I owe you the world’s biggest apology for saying that. I had no idea you could feel this bad being pregnant. I was such a jerk. I really thought you were making it up. But now I know. Because I’m not making this up. And I would do anything to feel better right now.” She got instant empathy and forgiveness from me. Poor thing!
I was pulled over by a cop when I was pregnant I told her I had to puke she said get out first and wouldn't let me turn away. Wonder how long it took her to change her pants, socks and shoes since she was about 20 miles from the county precinct
Take Something That Isn't Yours? Have Fun With The Infestation
I think it would be more fun to just let the thief find out for himself.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a short story I read where someone brings home an idol they found on holiday which turns out to be cursed. They have endless horrible bad luck, and then it gets even worse when some creep breaks into the house and steals a bunch of stuff! ...but then they realise one of the items the thief took was the cursed idol, so it all worked out in the end.
Somebody’s gonna have a feast tonight!! Tuck in bed bugs, enjoy your meal!
Anyone who would steal a used mattress is in dire straits. Most likely a squatter or a homeless person, not a freaking joke.
There Was An Attempt To Steal Petrol
Sweet Karma
Yeah, like a sorry or a warning one, an angry one, or a "There's something on top of your car" one
Load More Replies...To be fair, when another driver beeps their horn at you, it's hard not to interpret it as you being a jerk (even if you are trying to be nice)
It's really not though. You get to choose how you react to things, we're not mindless beasts that just react on instinct.
Load More Replies...Good Karma
I totally don't get this nonesense against ginger hair at all. Hair is hair... no?
Ginger hair is gorgeous! I'm blonde but I admire all the beautiful ginger hair out there.
Load More Replies...If the man was so mum-dependent that he dumped you on her bidding, you dodged a bullet there. Good for you!
Imagine dumping a girl all because your mom took issue with her hair color. Imagine being that much of a mama's boy. SMH.
in my personal opinion red-heads are the most beautiful, interesting, and fun people to be around.......... except my brother.
You are 1-2% of the world population!! Celebrate your beauty you shining sparkle!!!
What in earth do people have against gingers?? I kid you not, I thought that only fairies had red/orange hair when I was younger.
I keep hearing about a bias against ginger. I grew up in a working class city in very Northern England in the 1950s and of course we had loads of gingers, often called carrot tops but in a completely genial and affectionate way. It only meant we could find each other in a crowd and yes, I have gingers in my extended family. As a senior, I wonder when ginger became a no no? It's really weird. Being a red head used to be hot. Rita Hayworth anyone? Dang, i guess I AM old. 😶 What about "vive la differance?" Anyone remember that? Wouldn't life be boring if we were all blonde nitwit Stepford wives?
First, let me say that red hair is beautiful and distinctive, and I wish I had it instead of my dark blonde—-now fading to gray—-that looked more like light brown to me (except it always lightened a whole lot to streaky blonde in summer). Also, a*****e mom doesn’t realize red hair from one parent may not necessarily be passed directly to their children. Sometimes it can skip a generation or two. I had a fiery red headed grandfather. Not one of his 9 children had red hair, nor did any of his numerous grandchildren. But almost all of his great-grandchildren have variations of red in their hair; everything from a nearly imperceptible strawberry hue in a blonde child to a total carrot top child with pale skin and freckles. So, this grandma was jumping the gun, genetically, because chances are she may have been long gone by the time the red hair popped up again.
California Woman Who Coughed On An Uber Driver Says She'll Only Use Lyft, Lyft Says No
Same woman was arrested for identity theft in 2022. https://abc7news.com/arna-kimiai-woman-coughs-on-uber-driver-viral-video-of-attacking-arrest-for-identity-theft/11797221/
Really? That is considerate of you. I'd be more tempted to hope she only has wobbly high-heels that give her blisters, but then right now I have a really sore throat and vile headache due to someone (and I do know who) not staying home with their germs.
Load More Replies...Don't know anything about how Lyft works or treats their drivers, but at least in this case it seems they got their backs.
I wish you could take people like this and tie a weather balloon to their ankle.
Be sure someone is there to record it. That would make for a heck of a TikTok video.
Load More Replies...Wow, look at this!? A company actually being proactive about something before it's happened!! Amazing!
I always ask my drivers mask or not prior to entering THEIR vehicles, then abide by their wishes.
Beautifully Done And Well Deserved
Those are all blood donation buses - the words on top say "Donate Blood, Save Lives." Looks like the car parked in a medical vehicle zone.
That actually makes that selfish driver’s parking even worse.
Load More Replies...The spot is that huge and they still can't stay within the lines? Sad lol
Not only did the little car park in a bus-parking-space. It took up TWO bus-parking-spaces. He or she is worse than me at parking, and I was out on my fourth driving practice today. Serve them right to be locked in.
Ohhhh i have suffered this lmao, the difference is that i was legally parked and the dudes that did this to me where just mocking my a*s lol. full context, i use to work printing pictures of the tourists riding the Madeira wicker cars, One of Madeira's atractions ( Google Madeira, Monte tobogan, or Madeira wicker cars ) and One day i was parked on the same place i always did, and by 2pm i had around 60 wicker cars around my car lol ( btw a wicker car weighs around 60 kg )
You would think that with all that space he could have actually parked between the lines !!
I drive a bus. I literally do this all the time. "Not sorry, sir. Maybe you shouldn't have parked in a bus stop."
Revenge At Its Finest
Chipotle also closes entire locations to prevent workers from forming a union. Don't go there. The food sucks anyway.
Yup! Attempts at collective bargaining can get an entire store to close. They’ll open a new one up 6 months later across the street.
Load More Replies...I'd bet they don't use an insurance company, but run their own comp insurance. It's called self-insurance,and any company that does (and I worked for one) will contest *everything*--because they have to pay for it!
Load More Replies...Busted Not Paying For Your Taxi
The only time I've skipped paying a cabbie full share was when I knew - and pointed it out - that he was taking me on the scenic tour like I didn't know my own neighborhood. I then reported him to the cab company.
Did they use bad grammar on purpose to sound like they are calling themselves stupid?
Karma Is Here
He attended Transylvania University in KY and put DACA student Paola Garcia on blast as being an illegal and a call to get her deported. The university, after dragging their feet for a very long time and refusing to punish him, eventually expelled him or he left voluntarily. Ironically, they stated privacy issues as the reason they can't say which, even though he didn't respect Garcia's privacy. He called his part in all this 'fake news' and played the victim. He now writes for a conservative paper in DC. I wish him nothing but bad luck for the rest of his days.
Load More Replies...MAGA is a hate cult and should be considered a criminal group just like terrorists and gangs
MAGA is a fascist clown cult where uneducated, weak minded, brain dead, easy to fool dumbheads hail their imbecile leader Donald to pamper his bruised fragile ego.
Load More Replies...Much like the indoctrinated Hitler Youth kids who ratted out their own family if they overheard anti-Hitler talk in their homes.
Load More Replies...Story here https://thetab.com/us/2017/09/15/that-trump-kid-who-wanted-an-undocumented-student-kicked-out-of-his-school-has-71865
For thsoe who keep asking: He posted someone's pic on his FB page and urged everyone to report that person to Immigration. The student began receiving racist, abusive threats, some of which included very vile language... at Transylvania University, and no, I didn't make up that name. It's in Lexington, Kentucky, USA.
What bothers me most is the level of harassment this punk and his hateful little friends directed at this DACA recipient, and when she reached out to her university she was informed they couldn't help her because the harassment didn't violate their non-discrimination policy. Seriously?! https://www.vice.com/en/article/8x8aab/daca-recipient-doxxed-by-classmate-and-targeted-by-hate-campaign
Snowman 1, Driver 0
If the snowman hadn't been built around the tree trunk, the car would've then gone into the house behind it and trying to destroy a snowman would have been the least of the driver's worries.
I saw this awhile back. The people who built the snowman put it there on purpose, because previous snowmen had been destroyed in just this way, and they hatched their revenge.
Load More Replies...Similar thing happened during the 1980s miners' strike in Great Britain (burn forever in Perdition's flames, Maggie). The strikers had to keep themselves amused, and during the winter of '84 they were out there in the freezing cold and started building snowmen. The polis, nice and warm in their Range Rovers, took to driving over these creations, until one time the miners constructed one over a concrete bollard. Snowman > Cop Range Rover.
The story behind this event is thus: This farming community was noticing that kids snowmen and snow sculptures were being rammed by a vehicle. The worry was the vehicle could hit the house or damage other property. As revenge one family built this snow man Nick named “Stumpy” to deter further destruction. Worked like a charm.
I read this story somewhere else. The driver had destroyed several snowmen before this. I love it when stupid gets what it deserves.
This Is What Happens When You Park In Front Of A Fire Hydrant And A Fire Breaks Out
Also if you park in the "no parking/fire lane" in front of a store.....they will literally use the fire truck as a battering ram to remove said vehicle. They dgaf in the most wonderful way
And on top of it you have to pay the damages on fire truck that just destroyed your car 😊
Load More Replies...I can't fathom how stupid you'd have to be to park in front of a hydrant.
I'm not sure "stupid" and "selfish jackass" are the same thing. Of course, both can apply to the same waste of a driver's license and car.
Load More Replies...This happens allot more than you'd think. When I first started my career as a fireman I always secretly hoped I'd get a chance to do this. We had a fire break out on the main drag in town one night and to my surprise was a brand new Mercedes SUV parked right in front of it. Busted the windows, connected the hoses and got to work. Right before we started clean up the owner of the SUV stomped his fat a*s up to us screaming he was going to have all our jobs for ruining his ride. He just happened to be my 10th grade math teacher that said I'd never amount to anything and he had been illegally parked while he was banging his mistress. He lost his wife, the court case against us, and his job. Sometimes karma is a beautiful thing.
That incident you describe would have made my month. Karma is indeed a beautiful thing.
Load More Replies...Yes, the hydrant may be in front of YOUR burning home.
Load More Replies...Mayor Dishes Out Karma On Litterer
They only work when people obey them. From Canada.
Load More Replies...Idiot! That's what the entire back seat is for. Then, every year or so, you pull up to a dumpster and clean it out. It's like this moron has never driven a car before.
Hahaha! I really hope you're kidding... You know, rats and all. But damn, that was funny.
Load More Replies...Yes, just one of the many awesome things about British Columbia.
Load More Replies...Bye Bye
She got her job back, with back pay. Sometimes it's fake karma
Load More Replies...So when conservatives pop in the conversations here and say "You liberals won't stop talking about Trump!", this is one of the reasons why. Because everyone is still dealing with his diseased doctrine even though he's not in office...and it's a disease he continues to gleefully spread.
Just disgusting. She is, well was, entrusted with children in order to educate and prepare them to make it and contribute to society. She chose to do the opposite. I cannot stand this behavior, especially in a teacher! I wish people like her could "go back to where they (ancestors) came from. Let the rest of us enjoy the wonderful, experimental melting pot that is the US.
It's bad enough we got future Karens in the student body, now we have stealth Karens educating them. Good riddance, I say.
Wondering just how indignant she feels now, now that she has fallen off her throne 🤔
Oh yes, no doubt she's even more full of rants involving "liberals and woke lefty snowflakes" and "the gays". Silly trollop
Load More Replies...Karma
I believe the ISIS unit in question was its Wiley Coyote Brigade.
Load More Replies...There must’ve been some great last words there- “no not that button…”
Fun fact: You'd be amazed how many would-be bomb-makers end up claiming they got the burns/lost bits some other way. In my own time in ERs as an MD, I heard: "I was fixing the car and it just started running"; "I was fixing my (natural) gas water heater"; and my all-time fave from my stint lving in Ohio: "It was a hay baling accident". Nice try. I grew up on a farm, I baled hay. That ain't what it looks like if it goes awry.
Yikes! Why are so many people making their own bombs that their oopsies become funny anecdotes? What's going on in Ohio?!
Load More Replies...I just feel for those 40 virgins who had presumably got dolled up ready to meet their martyr. There was probably a buffet as well which they would have had to throw out. Shame. All those vol-au-vents.
You do know that there are 90 yo virgins up there too! Men thinking they're getting some 21 yo beauty hahhaha. And uhm, I'm pretty sure the 40 virgins scoffed the goodies on the buffet ... nerves.. :D
Load More Replies...Maybe it was a suicide bomber training camp and the instructor was like "Okay, everybody watch closely, I will only show this once!"
Apartment Complex Justice
Actually Sun pee tea since there was tea in it. Plus it's more fun to say.
Load More Replies...Shoulda thrown a bit of laxative in there with it. For sh**s and giggles. Get it? Lol
Using the suns radiation to steep tea instead of heat.
Load More Replies...so you left cold tea out and someone lifted it? aka, someone cleaned up the cup of cold tea left outside? Ooooh the horrors that someone would clean up what they thought was litter, who in their right mind goes around a park and finds unfinsihed cold tea and just sits and drinks it hahaha they cleaned up your litter and now you still littering but also leaving your p**s out for peole to clean too hahaha d**k
It'll be a rather large vessel full of tea bags. You wouldn't mistake it for litter.
Load More Replies...Someone Took Justice Into Their Own Hands At My Local Grocery Store
Not that I would but I’d be tempted to do this to someone who took up two spots as well
I know what you mean! I don’t want to do this, but I also want to start caring around zip ties… 🙄
Load More Replies...Imagine what would have happened if it was a wheelchair user who had taken 2 spots because all of the handicap spots were taken but needed the space to get their chair out. Be careful with this kind of revenge that you are not unintentionally harassing a disabled person.
Those vehicles are often clearly marked, so this response probably wasn't for someone with a disability trying to get enough space to access the vehicle in the future.
Load More Replies...Or to someone who steals the parking place you're obviously waiting for, with your turn signal blinking.
Karma: Friend's Car After A Hit And Run
Presumably the front license plate snagged in the seem between the doors while t-boning the other person's car.
Load More Replies...Right? How nice of them to leave you a way to contact them!
Load More Replies...The car of revenge, when it bit off that moustache of another car.
I call bs on this one. How would that even be possible? I might be wrong but this look impossible.
My Friend Found This Gem On Her Windshield. She Says She Deserved It
With my parking recently (I don't know why) I'm surprised I haven't had one of them. I WILL sort myself out.
I find it difficult to park in tight spaces, & have resorted to handing over the car keys to the deft parking boys we have where I come from. I'd rather this than dent others cars.
Load More Replies...Saw a motorcycle take up to spots recently...really wish I had one these, then.
God's Work
It almost reminds me of Bugs Bunny when he says, "Ain't I a stinker..." lol 😆
Load More Replies...Hmmm so your baby's mother needed to send her family to beat you up...seems like there's another side to the story here. (not that physical violence should ever be condoned)
One more reason I'm grateful about being careful with partner choices and using condoms.
Load More Replies...So what did YOU do, dear, that they were coming to beat your a*s for? TBH, in relationships, neither side is 100% angel or devil. Both contribute, in varying degrees, to issues that come up.
"So what did YOU do, dear, that he beat the s**t out of you?" Because after all, both contribute to the issues. See how stupid that sounds?
Load More Replies...I feel I should know more about the back story before I decide which side I'm on here...
Who knows the back story. I’m fascinated it seems they fit 6 grown people in that car. It’s like arresting a clown car.
Brand New Jaguar Driver Believes He's Too Important To Sit In Traffic. Insta-Karma Smackdown
There’s lots of ppl like this, they drive a very expensive car, and they have this thing where they have the right a way all the time
They apparently think the purchase price of the car includes super special elite priority rights to roads, parking, etc.
Load More Replies...CONgratulations
I'm conflicted about this. I remember that mugshots are public records. My wife had an ex that was in jail and she was able to show girls his mugshot to prevent other girls to fall for this charming sociopath.
26% arrested or detained are let go without charges or innocent and released. They ALL have their mugshots taken. They all end up on sites like this and they all are extorted. Furthermore, there are degrees of criminality. My adorable and sweet as hell sister was arrested for a dolphin protest. Peaceful save trespassing. Her probation for her one and only crime should be justice enough. Not having prisoners find her on social media from her mugshot and sending her hella creepy messages. She shouldn’t be turned down for work because she was an idealist 19yo. Hardly the hardcore criminal yet you’d have her clumped in with DUIs, fraudsters & the pedophiles & murders. It’s important we don’t see digression as black & white. Also, when sentences are served, most debt to society is repaid. That’s what makes us a civilized nation. Mugshots treats all those detained, innocent included, along with all the measly transgressions as equally contemptuous.
Load More Replies...Local Nightclub Has The Laugh Over Stupid Patron
I would have liked to have seen ‘mouthparts’, but this is still pretty good.
Load More Replies...My brother once drank an entire bottle of Grenadine syrup, thinking it was cordial. He was thirty. He drank the whole bottle within an hour because he was still thirsty. He ended up with severe diarrhoea for several hours. He never made it to his flat's bathroom. He ended up prostrate with Vesuvius happening to his poor posterior. He lived in the Netherlands and didn't know the language. His email, telling the story, nearly killed me!
Wouldn't drink it pure, though, since it's basically fruity syrup.
Load More Replies...2 Dolla Diabetus sounds like a new track this bar should be playing XD
Haha she was basically drinking sugared up pomegranate juice lmao
Happens
Getting flogged by an alternate reality Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle just adds to the pain.
Actually. I think that might be a woman. Which won't do his pride any good.
Load More Replies...Adding a fine as well that is paid to the wife is really helpful.
The guy from the French Revolution? What about him?
Load More Replies...Gee , I wonder who’ll be next here in the states eating their own words
A barbaric practice, but I suppose the hypocrite deserved the flogging.
I guess the honor to be flogged should go to the wife after a ribbon cutting ceremony of course. Karma.
Caning is usually performed on bare skin, so he got off easier than most. He was caned 28 times and his mistress was caned 23 times.
This Is Venice City Hall Right After The Approval Of A Climate Change Denial Amendment
Yep, she will beat your a*s and then flood the neighbourhood just to teach you a lesson!
Load More Replies...I'm confused. So what everyone seems to be saying is, floods and natural disasters didn't occur until the beginning use of fossil fuels?
My Fav Comeback To A Private Part's Pic
Why do so many men do this? Do they really think sending unsolicited pictures to women are going to make us swoon over their genitals? That garbage has never worked and yet it keeps on going. 🙄
I hear you. When I was sixteen this guy opened his coat and exposed himself. I don't know where my inspiration came from, but I laughed and said if that's all he's got, he really shouldn't be rushing to show it off. Like the heck? What exactly goes through these guys' brains? Is this something they would want other men to do to their sisters or mother? Like, just WHY?
Load More Replies...They even did the research to list a fake law too. There is no section 1283, but even if there was it would be concerning social security.
Yeah, I caught that in a previous post elsewhere. The person who received this made up this response post. Hee hee hee.
Load More Replies...What goes through men minds that make them believe anyone would want an unsolicited pp pic
LMAO...that was an awesome get back..I believe the real thing will no longer look like the unsolicited pic now that he has typed "HELP" 🤣
Really? You mistakenly took a photo of your d!ck, then you accidently saved it to your phone, then you accidently sent it out on IG. Sure. Just like I accidently ate an entire sleeve of Fig Newtons.
Karma At It's Very Best
Arkansas Woman Rolls Her Truck Shortly After Speeding By Cyclists To Kick Up Dust
In fairness she could've taken it off afterwards, we don't know how much time has elapsed between she came to a stop and the picture taken. Though I'll fully agree on that she's an idiot.
Load More Replies...I sure hope the cyclists catch up with her. I would watch that on pay for view.
plot twist: the photos were taken by the cyclists. (I really, really hope so)
Load More Replies...Do we KNOW that she was purposely trying to kick up dust?? How would we know this? I dunno. This feels like some assumptions are being made.
Yeah, without knowing more, the headline could easily be cyclists refuse to help old lady involved in a car wreck because they didn't like getting dusty while riding on dirt road.
Load More Replies...Former cyclist here. I hope the cyclists ridiculed her foolishness right after calling 911. I know I would've hung around to participate.
People Wouldn’t Stop Mudding In This Farmers Field. So The Farmer Put Up A Dirt Barrier At The Fields Entrance. Today It Caught Someone
Here we have the common jagoff. A species of human that thinks only of himself. Fortunately, these jagoffs aren’t a bright bunch and can easily be trapped by a pile of dirt. Happy hunting! (Read in Steve Irwin voice)
Driving around all crazy like in a muddy area, like playing in mud, but with a car
Load More Replies...My neighbor had soooo many problems with people off-roading on his farm. Never locals, always some bozos from another town. It took some effort, but we helped him with all sorts of entrapments. Word finally got around to leave his land alone.
Block An Electric Charging Station - Get Towed
And they did it with a huge gas guzzler, to boot. This wasn’t done because there weren’t any parking spaces. It was done deliberately to bully people trying to use clean burning vehicles. Taking the size of the pickup truck into consideration as compensation for other shortcomings, I would say this guy is packing an angry inch, maybe even half inch, in his jeans.
I find this to be the case many times with these types of trucks…at least judging by their behavior on the roads. Definitely bullies.
Load More Replies...Yeah, Germans love their cars. Especilly the electric ones! (Sorry for my bad Englisch, still learning)
Just claim it's Trad. Shakespeare's spelling wasn't even consistent.
Load More Replies...Unlike in th US, in Germany these cars are considered "fat". While there may be an actual need for such a car in rural areas, it's considered bragging and plain stupid in cities, where roads are narrow and parking space scarce.
Load More Replies...That's how they tow cars??? I thought they just Mater-Style hooked the bumper and drove off
That was what I thought, too. I'd never before seen a crane-equipped tow truck.
Load More Replies...Poor truck: stupid owner! U can tell she/he can't drive they backed into TWO spots
I Guess This Is How Karma Works
Bonnie and Collide…. I would love to take credit for that joke but it ain’t even mine
And to prove just how stupid they really are. Their both smiling in their mug shots.
I mean I feel like half the population here is high on weed so I don't disagree with your statement
Load More Replies...Good For Her
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder. That is a myth. Studies have shown it's the opposite.
There's and equal and opposite saying that happened here...Out of sight, out of mind.
Load More Replies...So unnecessary and childish. Hope she learnt her lesson to grow up and stop playing silly mind-games.
That's One Less
I do want to throw out there that false reports of rape are very low and actually the same rate as false reports of other crimes. So if a man or woman reports a rape please don’t assume they are trying to pull something scummy like this lady!
Exactly! The fear that no one will take them seriously keeps so many victims from coming forward at all.
Load More Replies...If you falsely accuse someone of a crime you should serve the sentence they would have gotten. And in this case she should have life long sex offender registration just like a rapist
Wonder if she'll be rolling her eyes when she meets her new roomy Bubbett ?
I remember this. She willingly took on two football players in a bathroom at a party, then cried rape to gain the sympathy of some guy she wanted for a potential boyfriend. She only got 1 year.
Idiot Didn’t Want To Wait In Traffic And Thought They’d Take A Shortcut And Got Stuck. Karma Sucks
Saw this on a police TV show, there was stationary traffic on the motorway due to a nasty crash, a driver decided to use the hard shoulder to avoid it, unfortunately for them they passed a police car which gave chase. When the car was stopped and searched it had over £20k worth of weed in it, enough for them to be jailed.
Greedy Man Has His Hoard Of Hand Sanitizer Confiscated And Donated
Is the government allowed to do this, assuming it was this guy’s private property that he payed for?
I think this is despicable but Companies did the same with impunity.
This isn't true. The man donated all 17,700 bottles himself. If you click through to the Reddit post the top comment has all the sources.
When companies do the same it's called business. Not that he is correct, but why only tackle the small ones?
Because the small crooks don´t have their own lobby in congress.
Load More Replies...This is a lot of hypocrisy. Your entire f*****g economy is based on exactly this type of raider capitalism, companies do this s**t with impunity EVERY DAY. I agree it's a shitbag move, but HOW is this different from pharmaceutical companies raising the price by hundreds of thousands of dollars on lifesaving medications that people need to survive? Yet you're gonna go and attack this nobody, this llow-hanging fruit? Either your economy is based on cut-throat capitalism or it's NOT. If you're gonna start somewhere, start with the corporations.
At the beginning of the pandemic, people were buying all the sanitizer and TP from Costco and hoarding it. They were busted. Some tried to sell it on Amazon, which then cancelled their accounts.
He had to to many trying to monopolize the situation, a higher cost. Not at doing a pandemic it's against the laws
this is actually not that ok cus he paid for that so you should either pay him back for it or arrest him
Holup, Blossom
If he/she/they start accusing you of cheating, chances are /he/she/they are already cheating on you.
Just say “they.” If you don’t know someone’s gender, there is no reason to go through an entire list. Using they/them can apply to literally anyone. Easy.
Load More Replies...Okay Now This Is Epic
I feel for the kids with a mother like that. If she was that worried, she would have masked up!
I feel sorry for the poor kids. They don't deserve this s**t. The mom however can f**k off.
Well, at least she came clean. Still can't understand the mindset ("I am so incredibly special and important that NOTHING, not even my kids' health, let alone any other person's, will prevent me from doing exactly as I please.")
Dumbass. Rather safe then sorry, especially with a newborn at home. God people are so ignorant
There were way too many of these mea culpa comments on social media. Love how Tessie is worrying about her kids' health and safety after the fact. What a good mommy.
Jerks Get What They Deserve
I was driving back from a construction site today and I saw this old guy (let's call him Dennis) in a car get clipped so bad he ended up in the other lanes. The car that hit him took off. I flipped on my lights and whipped around to see if the guy was okay. Fortunately, he was, but he didn’t recall the make/model of the car that hit him. Dennis was really shaken up by the whole thing, but it got a lot better when we discovered that the hit-and-runner's license plate got lodged into the side of Dennis' car.
This is the second left behind license plate that was from Wisconsin!
Guy I Grew Up With Thought He Was Smarter Than The Police
Note, if I am on the run and appear on social media I'm either in a jurisdiction with no extradition treaty, or my smartphone was left on public transport and is publishing on a schedule.
Person In Hummer Filled 5 Gas Cans Expecting Shortages. Put Them In His Car And Lit Up A Cigarette. Hummer Destroyed
Only if they died. If not, the best they can hope for is honorable mention.
Load More Replies...According to the link: "There was one injury, Marsh said, and the person refused transport against medical advice."
Load More Replies...The real question is if the idiot was lucky enough to learn their lesson.
This Note Was Left In The Elevator Of My Friend’s Apartment Complex, Felt Like This Was Justice Served To The Thief In An Unconventional But Hilarious Way
what is sputum? * i have now learned that means spit/mucus, thanks!
I hope she lies to make a point. Work shoes that has been contaminated with HIV blood shouldnt even leave the ward, less the hospital or sit outide her door for any passing toddler to lick on. Major safety violation there.
I have absolutely no sympathy. If this was an apartment with a shared communal access area, leaving shoes outside is dangerous and gross. I manage fire safety in residential blocks. If you leave shoes outside your door they will be immediately binned by me. Zero tolerance. They are a trip hazard on the fire escape route. Also, they make the hallways stink of your feet, so it's very inconsiderate to all residents.
Hope you wear biohazard gloves when you do this! Don’t want HIV! 😷🤭
Load More Replies...How are you a nurse and can't spell? And unless they lick said shoes they won't contract any of these things listed. Unless airborne which none of the things she talks about is, (bodily fluids) IF there were anything on the shoes it would most likely be dead by the time the shoe thief stole the shoes. Her being a nurse should know this. Source: I teach Communicable disease classes.
"Mestrual" was obviously a typo and "faeces" is correctly spelled; it's the plural of feces and often spelled that way in the UK. Source: I teach English and Language Studies (I'm going to give the above comment the benefit of the doubt regarding grammar and spelling because that's the nice thing to do).
Load More Replies...That should just be a recommendation, they deserve it if they get sick
Faeces is a correct spelling and is commonly used in the UK. It appears menstrual is a typo. I'm sure, that as a nurse this person is intelligent enough to spell words related to their field.
Load More Replies...Got What He Deserved
Someone fell out of the ugly tree and got b***h slapped by every single branch on the way down..idiot
I am so happy that loving and intelligent souls see beauty in everyone.
which ones the actual guy? I can't tell the difference! /j in seriousness this dude is probably jealous of how beautiful some people are
BRO WHY AM I LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THISDBHFJSHBDKDD (edit: I JUST WOKE UP MY CATS D: )
Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma
Yes, all yall go back together. Ya'll did the crime together suffered the consequences together
The owner should add in the cost of fixing his broken nose.
Load More Replies...Bye, Felicia. FedEx Has Fired The "Protester" From Franklinville, Nj
These idiots would the first ones to claim freedom of speech but to have never actually read the bill of rights.
Yes. Some people don’t understand the fine points of the Constitution. It doesn’t give you license to talk and act anyway you want. It’s in place to keep behavior inside socially acceptable boundaries. You can say what you want—-but not anything and everything you want. Every freedom has a limit. A reasonable limit. One of those reasonable limits is that certain speech, such as racial slurs, can incite violence. We don’t want violence, and preventing it in the first place is the best way to avoid it. I swear, we need to reinstate Civics classes in public schools.
Load More Replies...Had a guy fired from my job for similar incident. He yelled stuff at a petite little protester while in his truck; she went up to him to explain why they were protesting and he nearly ran her over while driving off. I never found out what, if any, legal action was taken against him but he was fired within a few days when they learned of what he did.
Yep, Karma Is A B***h. Especially That Instant Kind
There was a new neighbor my parents had who would stop by and chat sometimes. My mom sometimes gave her home cooked food. One time she steals my mom’s pack of cigarettes off the back porch. My mom watched her out the window, so she walked out and yelled for her. She started walking faster and acted like she couldn’t hear.
Instant Karma
Well, even grandparents should know better than to honk and any cyclists, whether or not they’re their grandchild, ffs. Startle a cyclist and they could fall and get really hurt.
I hate it when ppl honk to say 'hello'. It makes everybody in the area have to try to figure out what the problem is. And if you're a pedestrian minding you're own business, having a car come up behind you and start honking tends to shock you into reacting without thinking. I don't blame this kid at all. Honestly, honking to say 'hello' should be illegal, and since flipping someone off doesn't hurt anybody, dare I say maybe the grandparents got what they deserved. Just roll down your window and talk to people, if it's so important.
Man Licks Things In Walmart And Gets Charged "Terrorist Threat"
"I'm a nasty moths f****r" ... Well no you are just incredibly stupid and pathetic attention seeker xD
Licking supermarket supplies, where zillions of people lay they dirty hands??? In addition of being nasty he has zero sense of self-preservation.
Be careful what's you lick now you a terrorist no 1 going to trust that tongue ever
He got one thing right. He is nasty. Would have been even better if he'd have gotten a paper cut on his tongue and somehow roach eggs got in there while he was licking dirty product.
Someone Parked In My Designated Parking Space And Received A Different Kind Of Karma
My Neighbor “Allegedly” Refused To Pay The Guy Who Cleared His Back Yard. He’ll Be Coming Home To This Gift Left In His Driveway
I love this. When are people going to realize that hard work is important and deserves fair pay!? Lol, just watched a Karen's bathroom get gutted by the plumber/remodeler after she refused payment when he finished. Loved every minute of that too! 😂
Can't Find Anyone To Hire
Unloading trailers usually pays about $20 an hour in my area and using outdated equipment like that is a PITA, no wonder nobody wanted to do it for that amount.
They still make that equipment. Just got a new one where I work not too long ago.
Load More Replies...In all fairness, we occasionally get posts like this around here too for unloading a truck but they usually post like 2 hours before they need it unloaded and it's like 7am on a Sunday morning.
And why immigrate can't stay they willing to work for that paid. Leave them alone and let them work , they only 1 who want to
Justice Freaking Served!
ahh yes, the ruler of capybaras, we meet again. i see that you have a rival, well i want you to know if you are ever in trouble me and my kingdom of cats will aid you in your battles. all you have to do is ask racoon queen to join, THEN WE WILL BE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH!!
Would a wolf help? I also have bananas and sharpened Lego. >:)
Load More Replies...Wait, there is a guy on Twitter called Capybara man????!???? I should have been informed sooner! I'm of to follow them right now!
I'm so confused ... I see furry critters and a stork? Did they only arrest the stork? Also what are those lil furry things, they're so cute :)
Why The Hell Would You Tweet About That?
Something tells me we can make a drinking game out of how often this person likely loses a job over social media.
Please, don't do that. Once you're sober enough to really think about it, you'd be an alcoholic already, and likely old, three digits old.
Load More Replies...Constipation of the brain coupled with diarrhea of the mouth—-or typing fingers. Just because you think it doesn’t mean you have to say it, or write and post it, too.
Annnd this is why you dont use personal name/info on social if you plan to use it to vent like this ;)
Wow, didn't even get to go in to prove your below average intelligence.
The "Coughing Karen" That Was Deliberately Coughing On People During A Pandemic Was Identified And Her Employer Had Already Responded. Termination Is Imminent
Name of a company that produces one of the world's most widely used enterprise resource planning solutions. This kind of publicity is NOT good.
Load More Replies...It's appalling how many people did c**p like this during the pandemic. Unbelievable stupidity.
That's what I'm saying! Believe it's real, or believe it's fake. Believe whatever you want. That's fine. You're entitled to your opinion. What you're NOT entitled to, is being purposely, maliciously aggressive, for no reason. Why do that?? What is the point, other than making yourself a completely unlikable (unemployed) àsshole? Just keep it to yourself. Laugh at the people you think are stupid in your own mind, and then go about your business feeling smug and superior. Nobody gets coughed on, you get to feel better than everybody else. See? Win-win. Side note, my phone tried to autocorrect "smug" to "dumb". Pretty accurate, in this case, don't you think?? 😂😂😂😂
Load More Replies...My Neighbor Is Not A Good Person. She Treats Everyone On Our Block Poorly And Yells At Kids Playing
Our dead end is getting paved this morning, no one alerted her. Justice.
So My Friend Was Involved In A Hit And Run. Talk About Instant Karma
"So I was driving to the gym, and some idiot t-bones my car and drives off. But he forgot this."
Not to worry Hit n runner. The cops will be returning those items to you soon.
judging by the number of these entries on this list, I'm beginning to suspect that American license plates are designed to stick to anything they hit.
They might be designed to be so in cases of hit and run..magnetic on impact.
Load More Replies...Just uncensor their licence plate so everyone knows who the as*hole is
Commit Treason, Lose Your Job
Out of curiosity -- is it legal to cancel license for being vocal on governance ?
It wasn’t cancelled for being vocal - it was because the proud boys are actual criminals who spread hate speech.
Load More Replies...Hopefully some day the Proud Boys will grow up to be Proud Men instead of childish dic*s.
Instant Karma
well... how do we know the guy is the driver of the suv? could be a pedestrian
Rioter Asking To Be Released Due To ‘Back Pain’
If he can take a trip to DC, stand/walk around the inside and outside of the capital building, move around with fellow protestors, swing an axe handle at a cop, and continue to hang with the crowd there, it seems like he should be able to tough it out for his punishment. I have back problems and would have never been able to even make a trip to DC, I guess my point is if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
Look, I Don’t Believe In Karma, But
Sweet Justice
Lol. In my language ‘pupper’ means boobs. So I was laughing a bit when I saw your comment.
Load More Replies...Firefighters Had To Smash The Window Of This Illegally Parked Vehicle On My Street
My Friend's Neighbor Neglected To Dispose Of A Disgusting Old Mattress That They Dumped In The Hallway. 5 Days And Multiple Notices Later, Vigilante "Justice" Came Into Play
Theft Karma
Why even take the chance with secondhand shoes, anyway? I like thrifting just as much as the next person, but I draw the line at shoes for reasons such as this. No, thank you.
Haven't you heard of people who can't afford shoes? Or just people who got a job finally and need a type of shoes for it so they can finally get a place to live? For that matter, millions of people buy second hand shoes because that's what they can afford. I get making taste points but you're punching down.
Load More Replies...That stuff is no joke! My old roommate's husband had feet that filled our small home with the scent of his literally rotting feet on a daily basis.
You can say anything like this to get your stuff back, true or not. Hopefully it works.
Door cam sees someone limp up to my door middle of the night and drop off my boots.
Oh, Scooters
It needs to be easier to report scooter users when they injure people, damage property or just generally be stupid and reckless
Performed Some Mini-Truck Justice Today
Now there's a nice old fashioned word I haven't seen in a while!
Load More Replies...I did this a few days ago to a car that was parked crooked as hell at Walmart. I was parked perfectly in my parking stall but I'm sure they had to crawl through the passenger side too get in. My only regret was not staying to watch.
Can someone please explain what's going on? I can't see very well, sorry.
A small truck is parked inside the lines of the parking space why do the truck overstep its boundaries park close to the truck and over into the small trucks parking space what's the purpose other than he's got a bigger truck so he's "big and bad" and he can do that if he wants too, I don't think so!
Load More Replies...This Lady Decided To Try And Ride Through The Median To Avoid A Traffic Jam. Only Two Problems: She Has A Front Wheel Drive Crossover And It’s Been Raining For 3 Days
She doesn't really look stuck, just looks like nobody's letting her in line, which is karma at its best. Until someone feels sorry for her or she bullies her way into the line.
Justice Has Been Served
Holy c**p, that’s my son’s high school! Shawnee Heights, in Topeka, Kansas. I love it!!
Justice Served
But But How am I supposed to sell all this at super inflated prices now that the shortage is over.
I forgot about people hoarding this stuff for a second when I read this. I momentarily thought they tried to return used toilet paper and wipes. 😳
People were hoarding that and beans. They really thought it was end times. smh
Load More Replies...I was delighted when these signs started showing up in stores. Ebay and other resale sites were taking down posts for those items too preventing the idiots from unloading them at a big profit.
My Wife Said Measure The Door, I Told Her All Doors Are The Same Size
Lololol, 70, 75, and 80 cm and these are only the more common, however the Standart is the 80cm door lol ( at least in the EU )
Y'all are gonna listen when your wife tells you something now, aren't ya?
The opposite happened when the workers came up the stairs with my washer/dryer! They had to open the wall to put a bigger door. The plumber didn't charge me more because he didn't measure the door. In context, we took the w/d from the basement and brought them up to the bathroom upstairs; they fit exactly where the bathtub was. Except neither fitted in the door as they were too large.
Justice Is Served
Saw the same thing in the car park of a local shopping centre. We have a blue badge as my son is registered disabled. We park in a disabled bay. As we are getting out a car parks in the disabled bay behind us. The young guy and his partner get out and walk off. No badge on display in their car. Casually mention to my wife that they will probably get done for it. When we come back to the car a few hours later, sure enough they have been ticketed. Despite the clear signage.
My dad was disabled for 21 years (he died last year). He had an accident that caused a catastrophic brain injury. In the early years when he was healthier, we could take him places in a wheelchair, so we had a disabled license plate/placard. Can't tell you the number of times we'd go places and all the disabled parking spots were taken by cars that had neither a disabled plate nor placard. :(
Load More Replies...Me too. As someone who needs those spots it's really frustrating when healthy people use them because they're "only going to be a minute".
Load More Replies...Did I mention they think drinking/parking laws do not apply to them if it’s a nice expensive whip
Yesterday This Guy Peeled Out Of The Lot After Class And Nearly Hit Me. Today? Karma
Nope, University of St Thomas in St Paul, MN. My Alma mater!
Load More Replies...This Is Stupidity And Karma If I’ve Ever Seen It
Now She Faces Jail Time
Deserved It
Volunteer firefighter here, more than you think! If we can, we push it out of the way with the truck but if needed, this is standard procedure...
Load More Replies...Besides parking in front of the hydrant they did a stellar job of parking at an angle too
I think even if it might be possible to under or around the car, they go thru the window, because a) it's faster, b) they legally can, and c) they will literally run into burning buildings to save you, so if you can't even be bothered to walk 50 yards to not block a hydrant, then f**k you very much.
Also, they put it through the windows so that the hose doesn't have to bend as much, which would result in lower pressure.
Load More Replies...Pro tip: next time bust out the smaller rear windows, they cost more to replace.
Why should firefighters have to do that? It would take too much time, and possibly compromise water pressure. In a fire emergency, firefighters don't have time for niceties. They have lives and property to save. This person shouldn't have parked in front of a hydrant. It's common sense. And it's a law. Why should firefighters take the time to be considerate of such a person, when time itself is very, very much of the essence? This person did this to themselves.
Load More Replies...Making My Way Down Town
I'm confused... do they put the coke in their butts? Is that why we see this butt cheeks spread thing here?!
She’s twerking. It’s dumb, but then again so is advertising on social media that you’ve bought and are getting ready to snort cocaine.
Load More Replies...Not very smart to publically announce you're about to do something illegal plus show a picture that shows you And your location.
Tackling people and kneeling on them while they're restrained, over possession of a substance, should not be considered normal ☹️
I agree a 125 lbs female is nothing to a 180+ lbs male. But I do understand they don't know what anyone is capable of nor their defense skills, nor do they know if the person will try to run or cooperate.
Load More Replies...Found In The Community Fridge. Probably Not The Best Time To Engage In Biological Warfare At Work
I get that they want to deter thieves but surely there must be a more sanitary way considering the drinks go in the communal fridge 🤢
Karma Does Exist
Was he clearly hungover or just sick? Was she worried and inattentive? Who knows...
My Stupid Friend
Cop Tickets Another Cop
Oh i seen that happen here, but even funnyer, the idiot ( extremely famous cop in Madeira island he was Nick named " the Robocop " and everyone knew him lol, dude ALWAYS Walked around with the bike Helmet and Vuarnet sim glasses, sunny or raining ) anyways dude have a ticket to himself lol, só he was giving tikets to a bunch of bikes that where iligally parked, started from One side to another, but the moron forgot his own bike was also parked there and he got a ticket for his own bike.
It's the North End in Boston, parking enforcement officers, not cops, do the ticketing.
And parking enforcement officers *hate* the regular cops!
Load More Replies...Well, even cops aren’t above the law. Especially since it doesn’t look like a case where they were chasing someone who ditched and ran, or investigating something and that was the only place to park.
When You Annoy The Janitor. This Is A No Parking Zone With Only One Way Out
Sweet, Sweet Justice
ring ring. Hey can someone from the office come and give me parking lessons ?
Justice Is Served
I can hear the voice of 'The Miz' saying "Awesome" to this right now.
My Boyfriend Used To Unscrew The Red Pepper Flakes Top At Pizza Hut In Junior High For Fun. That Is Karma
kids in my year at school used to do this with salt and pepper shakers as well as swapping out the sugar with salt in the sugar dispensers... to them biggest laugh was getting the same person fooled over and over again having them throw out their lunch (and usually going hungry as lunches were pre ordered/paid) got me once, went to give a quick pour of sugar in my coffee, lid comes off pours maybe a whole tablespoon... and it's salt... much clapping & laughing from the back seat arses so I walk up to them and just drink the coffee... all... the.... coffee... to the bottom of the cup, yes it was disgusting (not that I showed it), but the look on their faces of "F**k how can he drink that", priceless. And they never tried or with the salt and pepper shakers either with me or for anyone else at that class's table
The Douche Bag, And The Justice Serving Civilian
I am sorry. I hate these guys that feel their car is so damn special there have to take multiple spots to protect from getting dinged. Leave the car at home...
With the area next to the truck is not a parking space. I doubt the garage enforces this much. I would have parked farther over by a couple of feet. Truck looks like it's a beater, too. Why bother?
I usually hate selfish parkers, but I kind of don't blame him for not wanting that classic truck to get door-dinged.
Shouldn't have parked it in public if he's that worried about it then.
Load More Replies...A Woman Inside The Post Office Was On The Phone Complaining That She Locked Her Keys In Her Car. I Felt Bad Until I Came Outside To See Her Stellar Parking Job. Justice Served
This is only justified if snow covered those lines when she parked there.
What about if someone else was parked in a similar way next to her.
Load More Replies...Sure lady, We'll come unlock your car so that we can tow it for illegal parking
This Is What I Get For Bad Parking. I Deserved It
Hit And Run Jerk Left Something Important At The Accident He Abandoned. His Bumper With Plates. Instant Karma?
Taxi Driver Took A Much Longer Route Than We Agreed To. We Told Him To Stop The Car And Let Us Take Another Taxi. The Police Immediately Saw Him Stop And Fined Him
Why did they fine him? For stopping? Honestly, I'm confused by this explanation.
most taxi drivers in istanbul "choose" customers, they mostly prefer tourists or people who are travelling long distance. so they ask u where u r going before they let u in the car. they usuallt take the long, jammed route to make u pay more. if u argue, they may literally kick u out. they operate like mafia-untouchable. they even managed to frighten uber out! not much can be done since the mayor is elected from the opposing party and the government makes it its job to make things harder for him.
Load More Replies...If they ask if it is your first visit or something always say that you used to live there- then they will assume that you will know the shortest route and they can’t scam you like this.
Deserved It
So it's ok for her to bad mouth short guys but not ok for anyone to bad mouth her weight? Not cool on either end but if someone is going to dish it out they should be ready to get dished out on.
I agree! My husband's height starts AND ends with 5'! 😂
Load More Replies...You ruined your own life by being nasty and posting it on the web. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it
Always gets me when people can reject someone or call them names and can't handle it when it comes back at them! I can laugh at myself and any mistakes I make. I take full owner ship always. I also learned not to say anything behind someones back you wouldn't say to their face. So my kids have come and said this or that about me. I say yes I did! Let me tell you why. My kids are 30, 28 and 19! I have a great relationship with all. Only the 28 year old has moved out and we live in a 900 square foot apartment!
She posted a picture expressing doubt/disapproval for men under 6' ft in height. She received a response utilizing her same picture to express disapproval for women in excess of 200 pounds. The reply is mocking her for her judgemental attitudes
Load More Replies...Karma Is A Beautiful Thing
But you get re-ticketed every cycle, until the vehicle has gone, after paying the fine(s)
Load More Replies...Politics Aside, This Is A Pretty Good Example Of Karma
This is the only case where it wasn't deserved. Anyone who supports Trump is evil.
Running over someone else's candidate signs is political censorship. Evil is in the eye of the beholder and evil people's rights are still protected. You can condemn someone for their opinion and even sue them to stop them from saying something illegal but you don't have the right to use violence (using a car to destroy is violence) to repress it. NOTICE: I DO NOT LIKE TRUMP BUT I LIKE DEMOCRACY!!!!!
Load More Replies...I may not support the sign, but I'd get pretty irritated at someone driving over my lawn because they didn't agree with my views. I enjoy the privilege of free speech (which much of the world does not have). Some people feel the need to advertise their views on pretty much everything they own (So. Many. Flags.) which changes my view of them, but I don't think it justifies vandalism no matter how strongly I feel.
Change the mindset. Register to vote midterms! Don’t be intimidated or bullied by Trump or his cult!! Remember all of the arrested Jan 6 terrorists LOST their right to vote and their right to own guns…They took away their own rights: numbnuts!
Only felonies lose voting rights, so all of them may not have lost those rights, unfortunately. If they have misdemeanor charges or probation then they likely weren't affected at all. That's also not counting all the ones who've never been looked into yet.
Load More Replies...What if a person ran off the road and it truly was an accident? Just wondering lol
I get so sick of these "debates". Not everyone who voted for Trump is a racist, POS, inbred dummy. Not everyone who voted for Biden is a whiney, cry-baby snowflake. This isn't black and white. There is an overwhelming gray area. When there are really only 2 choices to pick from, sometimes you have to go with whose political promises you align with more and hope for the best. Instead of blaming the every day people, maybe we start holding the system accountable.
Everyone gets 1 vote. Put aside the political comments for a minute. There is enough sniping regarding which party is worthy of our 1 vote. Regardless of who wins or loses dispose of those election signs after the dust settles. Let's unite on the clean up after the elections.
Instant Karma For Sneaking Out Of Work 10 Minutes Early On Friday
Trashy Plus Instant Karma. Guy Tried To Just Leave His Bag Of Fast Food In The Gas Station. Instead It Got Caught In The Door
Right NEXT to trash cans that are there for that purpose (and to throw away the free paper towels after washing your windshield).
I Smashed A Mosquito And It Landed In My Beer
I don't think you deserve that from smashing those hellspawns, they should all just die
When it flies out of the beer. pretty sure its gonna fly all wobbly like
Load More Replies...Justice Has Been Served At BWI
Has to be. It's my airport and I don't think I've ever seen a tow truck there in my life.
Load More Replies...Car Gets Stolen, And The Driver Rams Through The Entrance Of A Brick Building
So the bulding owner, the car owner and the tenant were damaged. That's not a good example of karma
But jail time, a police record, and having to pay reparations is.
Load More Replies...Because some people are a sandwich short of a picnic
Load More Replies...Summertime Justice Served Hot
I think it’s just someone smacking a mosquito that bit them
Load More Replies...Gone
I think most of these can be filed under "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".
Karma hates me. I do something bad, get something bad. Whatever, thats normal, but then I do something good and get something bad! Like one time I returned someone's (really well done) project cause they had lost it outside somewhere and the rest of the day I wanted to go home and cry cause everyone decided I was undeserving of happiness. Then another time, helping a random stranger find a quarter they were looking for cause they were paying for something and dropped it. Nope, looks like I'm gonna have another shitty day
What do you mean by 'everyone decided you were undeserving of happiness'? Did your partner leave/cheat on you? Fake friends throw you under the bus?
Load More Replies...I've seen karma in my classroom at least twice with students who are somewhat unkind to their classmates, and in a pinch, when the mean students need something (paper, writing utensil, book) nobody will help out.
A local gay club was getting hate mail over prise this year for some events. They posted on Facebook that for every angry email they would donate an additional 50-100 bucks to the pride festival. They ended up dropping a ton of money before people finally got the memo and stopped.
I had to wear leather gloves every day as part of my required PPE while working in a chemical plant. The spare gloves were stored in the upstairs warehouse shelves. My work table was next to the rear shop door. Everybody used the shop as a hallway rather than going around. If I left my gloves out, day or night, I would come back and find them missing. Yep, somebody grabbed them rather than be burdened by the tortuous, excruciating, strength-robbing task of climbing one set of stairs. Ohh, the poor dears! The joke was continually on the thieves since I have a lot of palmer warts.
In the 90's, I came out to the pickup truck after lunch, only to find a nice gentleman waiting for me. He had seen a car hitting the truck while getting out of his parking spot, and the gentleman had taken the licence platw number for me. That was nice and totally unecessary. The offenders bumper, including license plate was on the ground next to the truck. What about the truck? It had a scuff mark on the side of a front tire. Who ever owned the Saab the bumper belonged to never got in touch, so after a couple of days rattelin on thw bed, I threw it away.
What's going on with the huge number of likes? I checked this and another post that came in the email notification and we're seeing over 1000 likes. I haven't been on BP for a few weeks, but have looked at a huge number of BP posts the past few years and it's rare to get more than say 400 likes. Is it bots or what?
I think most of these can be filed under "play stupid games, win stupid prizes".
Karma hates me. I do something bad, get something bad. Whatever, thats normal, but then I do something good and get something bad! Like one time I returned someone's (really well done) project cause they had lost it outside somewhere and the rest of the day I wanted to go home and cry cause everyone decided I was undeserving of happiness. Then another time, helping a random stranger find a quarter they were looking for cause they were paying for something and dropped it. Nope, looks like I'm gonna have another shitty day
What do you mean by 'everyone decided you were undeserving of happiness'? Did your partner leave/cheat on you? Fake friends throw you under the bus?
Load More Replies...I've seen karma in my classroom at least twice with students who are somewhat unkind to their classmates, and in a pinch, when the mean students need something (paper, writing utensil, book) nobody will help out.
A local gay club was getting hate mail over prise this year for some events. They posted on Facebook that for every angry email they would donate an additional 50-100 bucks to the pride festival. They ended up dropping a ton of money before people finally got the memo and stopped.
I had to wear leather gloves every day as part of my required PPE while working in a chemical plant. The spare gloves were stored in the upstairs warehouse shelves. My work table was next to the rear shop door. Everybody used the shop as a hallway rather than going around. If I left my gloves out, day or night, I would come back and find them missing. Yep, somebody grabbed them rather than be burdened by the tortuous, excruciating, strength-robbing task of climbing one set of stairs. Ohh, the poor dears! The joke was continually on the thieves since I have a lot of palmer warts.
In the 90's, I came out to the pickup truck after lunch, only to find a nice gentleman waiting for me. He had seen a car hitting the truck while getting out of his parking spot, and the gentleman had taken the licence platw number for me. That was nice and totally unecessary. The offenders bumper, including license plate was on the ground next to the truck. What about the truck? It had a scuff mark on the side of a front tire. Who ever owned the Saab the bumper belonged to never got in touch, so after a couple of days rattelin on thw bed, I threw it away.
What's going on with the huge number of likes? I checked this and another post that came in the email notification and we're seeing over 1000 likes. I haven't been on BP for a few weeks, but have looked at a huge number of BP posts the past few years and it's rare to get more than say 400 likes. Is it bots or what?
