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Jerks come in many shapes and forms. But heaven forbid that you give a jerk even the tiniest bit of authority or power because they’ll abuse it as much as they can. Not convinced? Take a look at how some delivery drivers act when they think that nobody is looking!

They eat your food. They sip your drinks. They lick your spoons. They leave your brand new TV and computer screen sitting on your porch for anyone passing by to take. And they stuff your new vinyl into your postbox, breaking it. Yup, they’re jerk delivery drivers, and whether they’re delivering food or things, you can bet your bottom dollar that they’re taking their road, not the high road.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled this entertaining list of delivery drivers acting like some of the biggest jerks in the entire world. Scroll down, upvote what you think are the worst examples of human behavior, and share this post with your friends, so that the next time some pizza toppings are missing, they know who ate them. If you’re in the mood, why not check out some of our other posts about birds acting like jerks, jerk bosses being shamed for their nasty behavior, and tourists being utter jerks.

#1

Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

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USPS Bent My Diploma. I Have No Words

USPS Bent My Diploma. I Have No Words

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like a lot of these posties and delivery drivers can’t read.

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Now, the fact of the matter is, far from every delivery driver out there is a jerk. Most of them are decent people who do their duty; otherwise, the entire delivery system would collapse. Yet once in a while, people manage to take photos or film real jerks on the job who don’t respect anyone but themselves.

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This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself

This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thankfully he was caught on camera, hopefully he got the sack and the police got involved.

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UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building

UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building

The building I lived in had a strict hoa and i had just gotten a puppy. I was always so nervous the smell of urine in the elevator was from her peeing without me noticing. this was a relief to see.

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#6

I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?

I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?

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Mark
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what happens if you do actually report it as received in damaged condition?

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Adam Lapetina writes on Thrillist what being a delivery driver is really like. According to him, it’s “one of the more underappreciated gigs in the service industry,” it’s fast-paced, and it can drive away those who can’t handle the pressure.

#7

Hopefully No One Will Notice The Delivery...

Hopefully No One Will Notice The Delivery...

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nanashi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

well... how else they're gonna make them not obvious if you're getting car tyres delivered to your door?

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Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Eating Topings

Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Eating Topings

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#9

My Mailman Was The First To Congratulate Me

My Mailman Was The First To Congratulate Me

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Delivery drivers have some perks. Depending on where you live, sometimes police officers avoid giving delivery drivers tickets for speeding if they’re rushing to get food to a ravenous customer. However, someone being hungry isn’t a good excuse to speed: it’s dangerous and puts everyone at risk. Not even pizza’s worth getting into an accident over.

#10

Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today

Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

why they didn't put it in the 2 big box on the left. they're there for that!!!

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The "Obstruction Of My Front Door" That Prevented UPS From Delivering My Package...

The "Obstruction Of My Front Door" That Prevented UPS From Delivering My Package...

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#12

UPS Marked My Package As ‘Delivered’ After Dumping It In The Middle Of My Driveway. I Found It When Leaving For Work This Morning

UPS Marked My Package As ‘Delivered’ After Dumping It In The Middle Of My Driveway. I Found It When Leaving For Work This Morning

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Furthermore, delivery drivers tend to have a lot of ‘me’ time on their hands, which means getting to know yourself much, much better over the course of your day job. It sounds like the perfect gig if you’re feeling a bit lost in life and need to think things over while getting paid. Just remember to act in the same way you’d expect others to act with you. And don’t eat lick your customers’ spoons.

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P.S. We Also Poured Sugar In Your Gas Tank And Ran Over Your Cat. We Hope You Understand. Love, The USPS

P.S. We Also Poured Sugar In Your Gas Tank And Ran Over Your Cat. We Hope You Understand. Love, The USPS

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Hans
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"did not invonvenience you". It takes bravery to write that on such a package.

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Jenica Thomas
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Took the time to add the note but nowhere does it say "to report a claim do this..." Outrageous.

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EpicFangirl
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a: "we'll try to re-compensate you for the package we utterly destroyed", but instead a 'apology' note that states practically the same thing in every paragraph

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Dr.Scott
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"occasionally this will occur because of the great volume handled.." aka "when we're really busy we occasionally throw s**t around."

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WillemPenn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know quite a few former USPS employees. It takes a lot to lose ones job with the postal service. Let's just say all these employees were well pickled at the times they left, so they had plenty of time on the sauce to do God-knows-what with your packages.

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Rowlie
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what kind of efforts they did make to protect it

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Dynein
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Indeed. If the delivery guy encountered a sudden flood, followed by a herd of elephants, he did fine.

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Theodora Graybill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i just hope the driver who drove the delivery truck in the river was okay? the package is drenched how does that happen?!?!

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NQ L
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had this happened to me. After a month from the mailing date, my mail came in pieces soaking wet in a ziplock bag with a "We Care" note. I still have no idea who sent what to me. This is why I pay extra for FedEx and UPS -not saying they're perfect but they're way better than USPS.

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Fixin'Ta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would LOVE to know the story behind this box's utter destruction.

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Simba
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looked like water damage to the box, hence this easily flattened.

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Kathy Emmans
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is an Amazon package. Amazon ships these packages stacked 7 feet high on 5x5 pallets and they don’t put the heavy items on bottom. We have had 6 boxes containing 50lbs of dog food on the very top of these pallets. Imagine what that does to the smaller boxes at the bottom. Looks like something in the middle broke and leaked. The whole pallet probably looked like this. It also could have been a package recovered from an automobile accident. There have been quite a few lately involving Amazon trucks trying to rush to get you all that f***ing toilet paper you ordered.

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Bacony
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many crop harvesting vehicles did you put it through, again?

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cybermerlin2000
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was his great grandmothers bone china tea set that he had just inherited

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Ana M
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is that? An apology? They would get a response from me in person.

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Lynann Lawson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What do they do when you say No I don’t Understand and this isn’t acceptable

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Incognito
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

we made an effort to keep it safe, but how were we to know that it'd get dropped in a puddle and run over by a truck?

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WillemPenn
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had something similar delivered in one of those plastic sorting bins and no apology. TBF it was the idiots at Amazon who had packed it. Box was not crushed, but soaked and dripping with sticky goo. Amazon had decided to box my order of body wash with my order of three bags of coffee and failed to put any packing material inside the large box. So clearly at some point one of the bags of coffee had banged into the body wash bottle, forcing it open and it splooged everywhere.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're not sorry, trust me. And trust me that they got a good laugh before delivering it.

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dev mehta
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its a nice corporatey apology, will USPS pay for the damage?

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Mark
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well somehow or other it has got soaking wet by the look of it.

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Vicky Zar
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am sorry. I don't want to offend anyone, but the US looks more and more unappealing to my eyes. In Germany either the Post or the Shop where you bought the stuff would pay for this. Either with money or a new whatever you bought.

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2WheelTravlr
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazon will replace it. If it was sent by a private party and insurance was purchased, USPS will reimburse. Also remember these are not the norm, but unusual situations, our mail and delivery systems are, on average, exceptionally efficient.

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#14

Special Delivery

Special Delivery

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I Got Swatted And Ordered A New Door, What The F**k

I Got Swatted And Ordered A New Door, What The F**k

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#16

This Was Just Delivered. My Door Opens Out

This Was Just Delivered. My Door Opens Out

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#18

The Way Amazon Delivered My Single Nose Ring

The Way Amazon Delivered My Single Nose Ring

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Delivery Guy Throws Package Up The Balcony

Delivery Guy Throws Package Up The Balcony

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe he had instructions.. My pet food may be delivered like this, it will be ok.

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#20

Thanks, FedEx. Now I Have A Sphinx

Thanks, FedEx. Now I Have A Sphinx

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#21

Took Me 5 Years To Get This Diploma And USPS Drops It In A Puddle

Took Me 5 Years To Get This Diploma And USPS Drops It In A Puddle

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have been devastated if Royal Mail had done this to my degree or masters certs

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#22

Licking Clean Spoonfuls Of Food Meant For Clients And Putting It Back In The Delivery Bag

Licking Clean Spoonfuls Of Food Meant For Clients And Putting It Back In The Delivery Bag

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#23

I Was Told That It Would Require A Signature, Apparently Not

I Was Told That It Would Require A Signature, Apparently Not

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fedex always does that - drops and runs.. If I'm lucky and they knock, by the time I get to the door they already in the van :D

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The Way Both FedEx And UPS Deliver My Packages (Caught By Security Cam)

The Way Both FedEx And UPS Deliver My Packages (Caught By Security Cam)

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they make your package levitate! why aren't you happy about that?

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#25

Special Delivery

Special Delivery

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#26

UPS Driver Helper Opens Christmas Package And Steals Contents On Delivery

UPS Driver Helper Opens Christmas Package And Steals Contents On Delivery

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#27

Might As Well Just Stick A Sign On It That Says Steal Me...

Might As Well Just Stick A Sign On It That Says Steal Me...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t know the policies etc in the US but in Australia many places give you the option to 1. Leave it unattended or 2. Taken to the depo or local post office etc.

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After Amazon Has Delivered 3 Of My Dad’s Packages To Neighbors Who Refuse To Give Them Back, He Has Left The Delivery Man A Little Help

After Amazon Has Delivered 3 Of My Dad’s Packages To Neighbors Who Refuse To Give Them Back, He Has Left The Delivery Man A Little Help

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else wondering why the neighbours won't give the parcels back? No? OK.

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Most Recent FedEx Delivery. A Solid Half Mile From Our House. Thanks To A Neighbor Who Saw It Happen And Called Us Several Hours Later So We Could Recover

Most Recent FedEx Delivery. A Solid Half Mile From Our House. Thanks To A Neighbor Who Saw It Happen And Called Us Several Hours Later So We Could Recover

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#30

Delivery Guys Left A TV In Plain View Without Even Ringing The Doorbell

Delivery Guys Left A TV In Plain View Without Even Ringing The Doorbell

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#31

Got A Delivery At Work And Saw This In The Van, Thats Going To Suck For Someone Else!

Got A Delivery At Work And Saw This In The Van, Thats Going To Suck For Someone Else!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoever put the white straps on is most likely at fault. They are so taut that the package can’t be straight up anyway.

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My Book Was Delivered Today...

My Book Was Delivered Today...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most annoying thing about ordering books online, they're always creased or bent. It's more convenient ordering online but it's so much hassle...

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#33

Amazon Delivery Gives Zero $&:!? About Package Or His Van

Amazon Delivery Gives Zero $&:!? About Package Or His Van

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#34

This Is How Our Mail Person Chose To Deliver Our Packages Today

This Is How Our Mail Person Chose To Deliver Our Packages Today

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#35

The Delivery Guy Stacked Our Pizzas On The Side

The Delivery Guy Stacked Our Pizzas On The Side

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The Way My Package Was Delivered

The Way My Package Was Delivered

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the saddest looking delivery I've ever seen. So small. So alone.

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When You're Feeling Lazy And Want To Use An App Like Ubereats Instead Of Picking Up Your Own Takeaways, Remember This Photo

When You're Feeling Lazy And Want To Use An App Like Ubereats Instead Of Picking Up Your Own Takeaways, Remember This Photo

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It Was Raining When It Was Delivered But Still Couldn’t Put It In The Dry Spot

It Was Raining When It Was Delivered But Still Couldn’t Put It In The Dry Spot

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Delivery Guy Was Smirking. Wife Was Upset. I Was Confused Until I Saw The Package. Just To Be Clear, It's Neither

Delivery Guy Was Smirking. Wife Was Upset. I Was Confused Until I Saw The Package. Just To Be Clear, It's Neither

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Package Of IKEA Shelves Delivered By FedEx Like This. Wife Even Watched The Guy Throw It Up Onto The Porch And Ripped It. Just Waved To Her And Left. 6 Shelf Pieces, Every Single One Damaged

Package Of IKEA Shelves Delivered By FedEx Like This. Wife Even Watched The Guy Throw It Up Onto The Porch And Ripped It. Just Waved To Her And Left. 6 Shelf Pieces, Every Single One Damaged

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used IKEA delivery and they always do attended delivery and they allow you to refuse delivery if it's damaged..

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#42

The Other Day I Found This Guy Peeing Outside A Supermarket With Toilets And Most Importantly, Where To Wash His Hands. After This He Just Got On His Bike And Got On With His Delivery

The Other Day I Found This Guy Peeing Outside A Supermarket With Toilets And Most Importantly, Where To Wash His Hands. After This He Just Got On His Bike And Got On With His Delivery

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#43

Thanks USPS It's Not Like I Spent 6 Years And Have Over 100k In Student Loans For My B.S. And M.S. Or Anything

Thanks USPS It's Not Like I Spent 6 Years And Have Over 100k In Student Loans For My B.S. And M.S. Or Anything

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Postmates, Thank You For Sending A Lady To Deliver My Food Out Of A Dirty Baby Stroller

Postmates, Thank You For Sending A Lady To Deliver My Food Out Of A Dirty Baby Stroller

When I refused to take the food because she delivers it out of a dirty bag pushing a baby stroller with two kids she said "I don't give a f***". And after this all customer service refused to give me my money back

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