Jerks come in many shapes and forms. But heaven forbid that you give a jerk even the tiniest bit of authority or power because they’ll abuse it as much as they can. Not convinced? Take a look at how some delivery drivers act when they think that nobody is looking!
They eat your food. They sip your drinks. They lick your spoons. They leave your brand new TV and computer screen sitting on your porch for anyone passing by to take. And they stuff your new vinyl into your postbox, breaking it. Yup, they’re jerk delivery drivers, and whether they’re delivering food or things, you can bet your bottom dollar that they’re taking their road, not the high road.
We here at Bored Panda have compiled this entertaining list of delivery drivers acting like some of the biggest jerks in the entire world. Scroll down, upvote what you think are the worst examples of human behavior, and share this post with your friends, so that the next time some pizza toppings are missing, they know who ate them. If you’re in the mood, why not check out some of our other posts about birds acting like jerks, jerk bosses being shamed for their nasty behavior, and tourists being utter jerks.
Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS
Now, the fact of the matter is, far from every delivery driver out there is a jerk. Most of them are decent people who do their duty; otherwise, the entire delivery system would collapse. Yet once in a while, people manage to take photos or film real jerks on the job who don’t respect anyone but themselves.
This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself
UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building
The building I lived in had a strict hoa and i had just gotten a puppy. I was always so nervous the smell of urine in the elevator was from her peeing without me noticing. this was a relief to see.
I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?
Adam Lapetina writes on Thrillist what being a delivery driver is really like. According to him, it’s “one of the more underappreciated gigs in the service industry,” it’s fast-paced, and it can drive away those who can’t handle the pressure.
Delivery drivers have some perks. Depending on where you live, sometimes police officers avoid giving delivery drivers tickets for speeding if they’re rushing to get food to a ravenous customer. However, someone being hungry isn’t a good excuse to speed: it’s dangerous and puts everyone at risk. Not even pizza’s worth getting into an accident over.
Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today
The "Obstruction Of My Front Door" That Prevented UPS From Delivering My Package...
UPS Marked My Package As ‘Delivered’ After Dumping It In The Middle Of My Driveway. I Found It When Leaving For Work This Morning
Furthermore, delivery drivers tend to have a lot of ‘me’ time on their hands, which means getting to know yourself much, much better over the course of your day job. It sounds like the perfect gig if you’re feeling a bit lost in life and need to think things over while getting paid. Just remember to act in the same way you’d expect others to act with you. And don’t eat lick your customers’ spoons.
P.S. We Also Poured Sugar In Your Gas Tank And Ran Over Your Cat. We Hope You Understand. Love, The USPS
Thanks, FedEx. Now I Have A Sphinx
Took Me 5 Years To Get This Diploma And USPS Drops It In A Puddle
Licking Clean Spoonfuls Of Food Meant For Clients And Putting It Back In The Delivery Bag
I Was Told That It Would Require A Signature, Apparently Not
The Way Both FedEx And UPS Deliver My Packages (Caught By Security Cam)
UPS Driver Helper Opens Christmas Package And Steals Contents On Delivery
Might As Well Just Stick A Sign On It That Says Steal Me...
After Amazon Has Delivered 3 Of My Dad’s Packages To Neighbors Who Refuse To Give Them Back, He Has Left The Delivery Man A Little Help
Most Recent FedEx Delivery. A Solid Half Mile From Our House. Thanks To A Neighbor Who Saw It Happen And Called Us Several Hours Later So We Could Recover
Delivery Guys Left A TV In Plain View Without Even Ringing The Doorbell
Got A Delivery At Work And Saw This In The Van, Thats Going To Suck For Someone Else!
Amazon Delivery Gives Zero $&:!? About Package Or His Van
This Is How Our Mail Person Chose To Deliver Our Packages Today
When You're Feeling Lazy And Want To Use An App Like Ubereats Instead Of Picking Up Your Own Takeaways, Remember This Photo
It Was Raining When It Was Delivered But Still Couldn’t Put It In The Dry Spot
Delivery Guy Was Smirking. Wife Was Upset. I Was Confused Until I Saw The Package. Just To Be Clear, It's Neither
Package Of IKEA Shelves Delivered By FedEx Like This. Wife Even Watched The Guy Throw It Up Onto The Porch And Ripped It. Just Waved To Her And Left. 6 Shelf Pieces, Every Single One Damaged
The Other Day I Found This Guy Peeing Outside A Supermarket With Toilets And Most Importantly, Where To Wash His Hands. After This He Just Got On His Bike And Got On With His Delivery
Thanks USPS It's Not Like I Spent 6 Years And Have Over 100k In Student Loans For My B.S. And M.S. Or Anything
How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered
Postmates, Thank You For Sending A Lady To Deliver My Food Out Of A Dirty Baby Stroller
When I refused to take the food because she delivers it out of a dirty bag pushing a baby stroller with two kids she said "I don't give a f***". And after this all customer service refused to give me my money back