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The whole world knows how proud Italians are of their cuisine. And they have a reason to be. After all, they are the ones who invented pizza and they know how to prepare a dish as simple as pasta a million different mouth-watering ways. And let’s not forget about gelato and tiramisù. Are you hungry yet?

Well, maybe you should hold your appetite. Turns out, there is an account on Twitter that is dedicated solely to Italian food, but it’s not what you think it is. @ItalianComments shares food that Italians are mad at and cannot approve of. These dishes are a sacrilege in Italians’ eyes and they have a lot to say about them.

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Symmetrical Diet

Symmetrical Diet

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Aurelia!
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always think that if pizza misshapen/imperfect/bubbly/puffy/dotted with charred bits, it is a sign that it is really good (e.g. homemade, made from scratch, wood-oven fired)

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The highly entertaining Twitter account @ItalianComments has more than 100k followers and they post everything that has to do with Italian food. Especially food that is so far from the traditional cuisine that you can only vaguely see the resemblance.

Of course, the dishes that attract the most attention are pizza and various pastas. The screenshots @ItalianComments posts almost always contain comments made by Italians mocking the food and expressing their expert opinion on the matter.

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    #2

    The American Cross

    The American Cross

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    the lord of weebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is somthing i would make as a dare then i would take one bite almost die from a heart attack then wake up then think about my life choices

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    Italian cuisine is the most popular in the world. YouGov actually conducted a survey in 24 countries asking 24,000 people which foods from 34 national cuisines they've tried and which of them were their favorite. The research revealed that surprise, surprise, Italian cuisine was preferred by the majority. 85 percent of the people agreed that they liked Italian food, especially pizza and pasta.

    The nation that liked Italian food the most, with 99 percent of the representatives in the survey, was Italians. They are their culinary tradition’s biggest fans and they will defend it when they see it being mistreated.

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    #5

    Come Here, Dinner!

    Come Here, Dinner!

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    The account has been active since 2015 and has blessed its followers with more than 1,500 tweets. You can find some patterns in the content @ItalianComments shares. The photos often are of weird food combinations of pasta, for example with rice, and of course, the sacrilege of sacrileges that makes an Italian's blood boil—pizzas with pineapples on them. Share your opinion—is pineapple on pizza appropriate or are you with the Italians?

    #7

    Deconstruction

    Deconstruction

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    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that ground beef is really not cooked. i can't believe this is not a joke

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    AndersM
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man. As a dane I can tell you that it's only poor students and people with no idea of cooking who would eat s**t like that.

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    The comments under these photos are as entertaining as the photos themselves. The Italians are not holding back and are critiquing the dishes without mercy. They compare the food in the photos with puke and other nasty things, expressing their disbelief that someone actually eats this and go as far as to say that what they are seeing is a crime. Of course, we understand that they are mostly joking, but knowing their passion for their food, part of an Italian's soul probably is truly suffering seeing things on pizza that they consider should never be put on it.

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    #11

    #NationalPizzaDay

    #NationalPizzaDay

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    Aurelia!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is not that bad. Also, I agree bamboo shoots don't belong on pizza, but they ARE delicious on other things

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    It is not surprising that the Italians are so passionate about their own food. It’s part of their national identity; they have a whole culture surrounding it. Eating is a pleasure, dinner is considered quality time with family, and their food traditions go way back. Did you know that modern pizza developed in the 18th or at the beginning of the 19th century? All those circumstances explain why Italians are so attached to their food and why seeing others making the dishes barely recognizable provokes heated reactions.

    #13

    Same Thing

    Same Thing

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    #16

    The Secret For Immortality

    The Secret For Immortality

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    IDrawDreams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to go burn my eyes out and cut off my tongue after seeing this picture and imagining this taste

    Camden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this reminds me of something my parents would say to me ¨it all goes down the same pipe¨ no s**t karen but thats nasty

    Demongrrrrl
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always said, "it's all going to the same place."

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    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pineapple pizza haters and pineapple pizza lovers must unite to save earth from the real threat.

    Equine_Ravenclaw_Directioner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sooo gross! Excuse me while I barf in the corner...

    Czilla_13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont burry it, itll turn into a monster

    Janice Blaufox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Violate your own cuisine. Leave mine alone,

    Hugo A-niro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get your free barf bags here folks

    Mae Mosse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another DeLorean fuel right there

    Lynne Stankard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on Marco - I've got a spade, I'm coming with you.

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rather dig a grave and throw the person who concocted this travesty into a freshly made permanent home.

    Rei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vegan... PEPPERONI pizza...

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also how is it vegan if there is pepperoni on there? lmaoo

    IFXO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love weird food combinations too but this is another level of madness

    LazyPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But....I want to try it...what is happening to me

    BabaBizzle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left on a deserted island with no food, this still wouldn’t be consumed.

    Julia Larsson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could unsee this so badly

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that one was done for shock value. No one is eating that, not even after the edibles kick in and there's no other food in the house.

    Ivana Bogdan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He actually means "you" not "it" but shhh :D

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else think it looks like pepperoni in peanut butter?

    Petra Christovová
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pizza on the photo already has the peanut butter on it or someone just barfed over?

    GaeFrog
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't even look like good peanut butter

    Alison
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha" I'll dig a bloody grave" harsh but understandable

    julia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    VEGAN pepperoni pizza???? VEGAN? what is vegan about pepperoni

    AndersM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!!! No shrimps and pineapple? Disgusting

    Kayce Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, the first mistake was vegan pizza. The second was disgusting the rest of us with your bizarre tastes.

    Mourlie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you're going to be so PISSED that pizza marinara exists.

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    danielw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've become convinced that vegans that insist this or that vegetable-based meat-substitute tastes like the real thing have absolutely no useful understanding of what food should taste like.

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    Kayce Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me why I do not miss university.

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    #19

    In The Name Of Carbonara

    In The Name Of Carbonara

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    Kayce Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been a chef, I must admit this is the first time I have seen vomit on pasta. So unappealing! 🤮

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    #20

    Like Grandma Used To Make

    Like Grandma Used To Make

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    Amy Dodds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tortellini only takes 3-5 mins to boil

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    #23

    CSI

    CSI

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    pebs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spaghetti alla milanese do not exist. And if they existed, they wouldn't be like that.

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the famous german cuisine. Everybody loves us for our cooking skills

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    Kayce Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this parliamentarian is no longer serving. Or, if he is, I hope he is serving in jail for the travesty done to this pizza!

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    Kayce Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was impressed with the dough work until my brain finally admitted to what it was seeing in the rest of the picture.

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    Kayce Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, I cannot cleanse this picture from my mind.

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    Kayce Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a little Yum Yum sauce to go with whatever the hell this is?!?

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    Kayce Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pietro stole my words. I think the hotline is quite appropriate for this since it is definitely a crisis for Italian cooking.

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    Kayce Mac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally ruined the sauce! It is runny and gross and has strange big yellow things in it.

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    Italian Wisdom

    Italian Wisdom

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    Kayce Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! The poor scallops!! What did they ever do to deserve such cruel treatment?!?

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    #40

    How About Giving Them Short Pasta

    How About Giving Them Short Pasta

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    ARandomPerson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOW MANY TIMES DO PEOPLE HAVE TO LEARN THIS! YOU. DO. NOT. CUT. UP. PASTA!

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    Physo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Person: Pineapple on my pizza please, can't be that bad... The Pizza:

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    #42

    Car Wash

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    Kayce Mac
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should wash the tomatoes before putting them in the recipe, not while you are adding them!!

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm anti-beef, but overall this one looks delicious.

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