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“Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.”

William Petersen may have been quoted saying that, but according to anyone who has ever worked in IT, he’s right. Restarting a computer really does solve most issues, but we are not always brilliant enough to come up with that solution on our own. Sometimes we need to reach out to the experts: the people working in IT.

IT jobs can be incredibly stressful, so anyone working in the information technology field deserves to have a place where they can blow off some steam, laugh at some memes and enjoy a few minutes before needing to restart their computer again (or having to tell someone else to restart theirs). That’s where the IT Humor and Memes Facebook group comes in.

Full of hilarious posts (for anyone who can actually understand them) that all of you IT pandas out there might find painfully relatable, we’ve gathered our favorite pics from the group down below, as well as an interview with the group's creator, Trevor Paquette. Be sure to upvote all of the posts you find most amusing, and then if you work in IT, let us know in the comments: are you doing okay?

Enjoy this list, and then if you’re interested in checking out another humorous Bored Panda article featuring jokes about programming and computer science, check out this list next.

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PadraigBelton Report

M Kawai
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reboot, reboot REBOOT!

Livingroom Panda
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TURN IT OFF AND ON AGAIN, QUICK! BEFORE THEY NOTICE!!!!

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EvilNob
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moon.exe stopped working.

David
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does this mean werewolves now turn into firefoxes?

Paul C.
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That would seriously make you go, WTF!

AngelWingsYT
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also consider: its late lotta ppl on the road gonna already be very tired. Then they see this. XD

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idrow1
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Hunger Games dome has stopped working.

Seabeast
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of those two ideas, being run on Windows 98 is definitely the more horrifying.

Noltha
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still better than Blue Screen of Death ;)

Bouche Clay
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At night, it would have to be the dark grey screen of death.

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Ivan Petrov
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought it was photoshoped as a funny "haha moon.exe has an error" photo.

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We reached out to the creator of IT Humor and Memes, Trevor Paquette, to hear a bit more about how the group got started in the first place. "I created the group when I realized there was a lack of general IT meme groups," Trevor told Bored Panda. "The keyword there is 'general'. There were developer/programmer groups, the odd networking group, a few hacker groups, but no general IT ones I could find. The posts I submitted to an IT support group, tended to get lost in all of the great support questions being asked. So I thought, why not start a general IT humor group?"

"In May of 2019, it was created has been growing ever since," Trevor shared. "I never expected to hit 10,000 members, let alone the 1/2 million we are about to hit. The group has become a place to share things that many find funny using shared experience. (In the words of Sybok, 'Share your pain and gain strength from the sharing'). The group banner of the 'ESC' key leaving the keyboard is on purpose. Many have commented it gives them a needed break, an escape, from the constant stress and pressure they feel at work."

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    #2

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    TheMushiestPea Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer I look at these the wider my smile gets.

    Debi Gallagher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they get them on their heads?

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they put them on their heads without hands, fingers or opposable thumbs? I really want to know!!

    Jo pay me more
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently they use their tube feet. There is a video showing how they do this.

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    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they fought for the helmet with the horns :D

    Ronnie Beaton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I *love* the one on the bottom right. Cowboy sea urchins! "This rock ain't big enough for the both of us, pardner."

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some crazy lookin' beards they're wearing

    Cheryle Rome-Beatty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to figure out how they put them on?

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    We also asked Trevor if it's necessary to have some sort of IT background to understand the jokes. "For some of the posts, it definitely helps to have a background in some aspect of IT, whether it be programming, networking, cybersecurity, administration, or tech support. The play on words and concepts can be somewhat confusing if you don't understand them," he explained. "That being said, a majority of posts are general enough that anyone should be able to get the humor. What I like to see are posts where 'It's funny because it's true' could be a caption. When humor mirrors real life with experiences the reader has had, it's a connection and makes it all the funnier for them."

    We also wanted to know what the best parts about working in IT are for Trevor. "For me, the best thing ... is it's always changing. There's something more or something new to learn. Never a dull moment as the underlying technologies advance and change. There's always a way to look at a problem differently, and for the most part, if you need help, someone else has usually encountered the issue you are having and might be able to help."

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    ThePunnyWorld Report

    But Nobody Came.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hears he *likes* encountering bugs!!

    Lenn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a she if she designes webs... 😅

    John Anderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear that guys work is everywhere

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. and specializes in string theory.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You all are so wrong! 🤣🤣🤣

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please ask him to call his big a*s friend here! Please 🙂

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    Trevor went on to share some words of wisdom, "4 words: Let people enjoy things. This is the #1 reason posts get closed down. There are generally 'two camps' in tech; 'Us' and 'Them'," he noted. "For example, Android and iOS, Linux and Windows, Apple and Microsoft. Techs have their favorite OS, device, tool, app, or method of doing something; we all do. The Dunning-Kruger effect is alive and well within IT as quite a few techs have the 'my way or the highway' mindset. This results in a religious OS war between rivalries with some discussions of 'Us and Them' becomes 'Us vs Them', devolving to 'Me vs You' very quickly with comments becoming insults."

    "Both the 'Us' camp and the 'Them' camp may want to remember they are both part of a larger 'We' camp; the 'IT' camp," Trevor explained. "IT is just a means towards an end-goal that we are all trying to achieve. It's fantastic learning opportunity to see how someone might use a different tool to solve the same problem. Aka: Let people enjoy things."

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    #4

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    Florian Renner Report

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously. Remember who your friends are robot overlords

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    Milano1015385
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom and I do this, and every time my dad hears and ask why, we say, "IT'S LISTENING"

    Jo blo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you say thanks afterwards, google always responds well. She's definitely making notes about you.

    Jennie Lynch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you Alexa that you love her she'll sing you a little song. Lol we became quite close during the lockdowns

    Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! She did the same thing to me! My and my Alexa dated for a while!

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    Timothy Jamelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always warn my friend when she yells at Alexa. Better to be safe than sorry🤷‍♂️

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say "please" and "thank you" to my machines, and my pets. I was taught manners.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be the first one they kill.

    Wes Nishi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a British Grandmother who was thanked (left off the kill list) by Google for being so polite. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jun/16/grandmother-nan-google-praises-search-thank-you-manners-polite

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think these things should only work if you say please and thank you, so kids grow up knowing manners and not just thinking you can demand stuff.

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    David Christopher Holley Report

    Crene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, I control ur movements

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dpi is set high enough that even if I move it, it takes me another good 5-10 minutes of searching to find it.

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    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I losw the cursor all the damn time. I just wave the mouse around like a mad woman until I see it dart past my peripheral.

    Johnny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the IOS feature that makes the cursor pointer huge if you wiggle it back and forth when you're looking for it.

    Trond Øien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be a stickler but you probably mean macOS? :)

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to ...

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOUR JEEP SHALL NOT PASS!

    MJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this but couldnt remember how i set it up. 😅 For anyone interested, Microsoft explains: “ Once you're in Mouse settings, select Additional mouse options from the links on the right side of the page. In Mouse Properties, on the Pointer Options tab, at the bottom, select Show location of pointer when I press the CTRL key, and then select OK. To see it in action, press CTRL.”

    #theKingofOlympus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOTR and Jurassic Park crossovers be like.

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    IT Humor and Meme’s ‘About’ page states that it’s for, “Humor and memes related to IT, or associated technology. Just a small corner in the big Facebook world to let loose a little steam and escape.” And clearly, members love it, as they are very active. In the last week, the group has gained nearly 6,000 new members, and as I’m writing this, the page has received over 60 posts today.

    But it makes perfect sense for IT people to have a place of solace on Facebook after working a grueling day in the office. Working in IT can come along with immense stress, which we all know can take a toll on the body. According to a study published in the National Library of Medicine, “IT and IT related professionals are under constant pressure to deliver services efficiently and have to be cost effective.” Due to this, they are prone to developing a variety of health problems due to continuous physical and mental stress, including acid peptic disease, alcoholism, asthma, diabetes, fatigue, tension headaches, insomnia, IBS, and more. 

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    Claudia Perelli Hentschel Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You couldn’t skip commercials and had to have a VCR to save a show

    Shauna Voigt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your dad picked up the phone you got kicked off the internet.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took typing in high school. On a mechanical typewriter. I made calls on a rotary phone. I used collect calls from pay phones to get my mom to pick me up at school. "Will you accept a collect call from 'I'm done with track please pick me up'?"

    Eileen Hawkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see your "rotary phone" and raise you a "party line."

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dooo meeep meep meep meep meep. Dooo meeep meep meep meep meep. Brrrrrrr. This is only a test of the emergency broadcasting system.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pencil and cassette are match made in heaven. I had a drawer of you know, the Save logo from Microsoft Word. There was a time that I was the coolest and most advanced person because I owned 32Megabytes memory card.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you wanted to install a game you needed multiple save logos :D

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you put your console on to play you didn't have to wait 20 minutes for it to do an update before you could play a game.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When doing an update actually involved swapping chips inside the computer!

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To make the game work, you had to blow in the cartridge like you were playing scales on a harmonica.

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when the k**b broke… you kept a pair of pliers on top of the TV.

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    According to one survey, 78% of IT workers considered their jobs to be stressful. This could be for a variety of reasons, but one that seems to be a common theme is just having too much work in the day. “Everybody gets a work-life balance except for the poor IT guy," Sergio Galindo, general manager at GFI Software, told Computer World. And even though IT workers are often overworked, they might not even be receiving proper compensation. When over 200 IT professionals were surveyed, almost half of them admitted that they typically work up to eight unpaid hours a week. 

    Being overworked spills over into all aspects of these professionals' lives though. Almost half of the IT workers surveyed said they had missed out on social functions “due to overrunning issues and tight deadlines”, and about 40% said they were missing time with their children and losing sleep. Nearly one third also reported suffering from a stress-related illness. 

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    Johnny Prine Report

    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And like most IT professionals would, has done a cut and paste job rather than match the font

    Phillip Minor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most IT professionals know about paste special

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    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried turning it off and on again, have you?

    Jason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might apply to parenting too.

    Arizona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t need to become an IT to understand when you have a little brother

    Patty O
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes master shifu and po, in kung Fu panda parody this

    backatya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually that's how customer service employees feel like doing LOL

    BWC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phone tech here, back in the day, responding to unplugged and/or turned off power strips.

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    This is a Firefox crash log.

    Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols Report

    STress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Windows are pretty old, must be XP...

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the circular crash pad I would say Windows 3.14

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    Jerry Cynova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fox was peeing on that 1/2 of the bush. (1/2 dead bush) mc

    Ciara Ann Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we could easily have foxes for pets, especially the kits old enough to not need their mom :(

    Tonguç Yaman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that is “The Giving Tree” by Shel Silverstein.

    Simon Bolivar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loves the Hendrix song "Foxy Lady"

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    Terry Sutherland Report

    Jo blo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ANDROID and WINDOWS are alike this way 😔

    Dizz2K7 Gaming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is user error. Downloads go to downloads on Android unless directed otherwise.

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    Pamela Worthington-Smack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop insulting me with your human-centric micro aggressions."

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I think the folder was called something like temp and ~ or something. Does that help?”

    Clearly, working in IT is not for the faint of heart. But why do so many people get into the field in the first place? Is it simply out of necessity? To learn more about what it’s really like to work in IT, we consulted this piece, featuring insight from Austin Turecek, Senior Cybersecurity Analyst at Flashpoint. Austin breaks down a few misconceptions often associated with IT and explains what the job actually entails in reality. First, he explains that you don’t have to be a computer genius to work in IT. “It helps if you have a good knack for computers and you understand them,” Austin says. “But there's such a broad and open door to IT.”

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    Joey Salyer Report

    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What reasons can you give the nurses when you need something extracted from...." I was not the first person to google that.

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s say you just slipped in the shower, shall we?

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    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this guy made his own awards.

    BigMamaDave X
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon, when we're poisoning pigeons in the park..." ~ Tom Lehrer

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We'll poison them all in our laughter and merriment, except for the ones we take hooome to experiment..."

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    Helen Waight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There used to be a game we’d play in the IT department of ‘who can put something into google that returns 0 results’. Obviously this was a while ago. I won a lot.

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it wasn’t illegal for him to take all those pigeons

    Jerry Cynova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 Pigeon pot pies for sure! mary c

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    Seane Bosch Report

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tv dating market has gotten rough. Hopefully there a many HDMI ports available or this tv might be single for a while.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You said it. That is why they measure size on the diagonal...to get every advantage.

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    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer a TV that's not "smart" enough to advertise to me or collect microphone data. Standalone streaming boxes have better apps anyway.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you're living in a dystopian hellhole when "smart" means "your tv must have an internet connection so we can inundate you with ads."

    Ronda News Channel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy if it has good pricenality too

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $40 for an LG LCD telly? £159 in the UK.

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally looks like a (US version) of a Cash Converters sticker.

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    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sad for this TV. I need to get out more! (I would buy it on general principle).

    Got Myself 4 Pandas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first ever tv as a kid was an LG - I didn't know it was a brand and thought my parents got my initials put into it instead - they happily took the cool parent points and it was well over a decade before I stumbled upon the truth

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    Rich Bates Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *hides CD folder* Don't know what you're talking about.

    ALEXANDER DALE
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't hide them. CDs f*****g rule. Better than song services.

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    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... I feel personally attacked

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The support group meets at 7.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think I've still got one with floppy disks in somewhere!

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have them in the disk boxes, but yeah. How else am I supposed to keep my Amiga 500 and Commodore 64 game collections?

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    PandaPops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is full of bootleg DVD's lol

    Keller Worthen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have three full of DVDs and one with CDs

    Khara Mei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plopped in the car, given it has a CD player.

    A L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nah that's not me" - *hides CD tower racks*

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have my cds, my Zip discs, my floppies, my early thumb drives, and my external hard drives. One day I’ll be able to show the evolution of my forgotten data.

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    Austin explains that even people working in IT have to use Google to help them figure out what their previous knowledge does not account for. Nobody can possibly know everything, so it is a valuable skill to be able to research and figure out what to do from there. You are never going to be expected to know everything from the get-go; critical thinking skills or being able to “think like a computer” can get you a long way. “One of the biggest things is the ability to pay attention to process, to problem-solve, and to identify issues quickly enough that they don't become larger issues,” Austin says.

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    #13

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    pakalupapitow Report

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny, the password cracked at the joke.

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple expecting us to remember passwords like: vmaiu4747:’B😊sh€£^*,!|£\’xvdi

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apple (and everyone else) expects us to remember one strong master password to your password safe and generate the rest :) which is the only viable way to be reasonably safe in todays web.

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    Chris Waldrip Report

    Roe Rainrunner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, everyone could do it, if they want. And Tech Support is not paid for googeling it, but knowing WHAT to search for ;-)

    Jrdiver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you find the one thread with your exact problem.... That 3 days later op just said nvm, figured it out. Without saying the answer.

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    JoJo Anisko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intelligence is not just knowing the answer, but knowing how to find the answer.

    Mary Elliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't understand what Google is telling you, it helps not at all. My Dad told me 90% of any profession is understanding the jargon, and he wasn't wrong.

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing how to google a specific problem is a skill honestly

    Thomas Dickson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I experience the same problem doing carpentry and repairing appliances, fixing water damage ('handyman' work), etc. I fixed an exterior door an IT guy had taped shut for almost TWO years and he has children! I fixed it in 20 minutes and he said 'I could have done that.' Apparently it's not industry specific.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's a master of trade/job they don't do to make a living.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still have to be fairly familiar with the system to understand what google is telling you.

    Vicko Fidelis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me : *Find Problem* *Googling* *Still don't find the solutions* \\ Me : *Call Tech Support* \\ Tech Support : *Also Googling but Find the Solutions* \\ That is why we still need tech support

    Nerma Vrabac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but the difference is they google things *professionally* 🙃

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    Matthew P
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jimmy O. Yang is hilarious! I eat the fish

    John Burgin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a great many versions of this story. Here's a short one, and my favorite. A town’s electricity generator failed and various engineers were unable to fix it, so an elderly professor was summoned. He examined the generator carefully, then tapped it lightly once with a hammer, and power was instantly restored. He submitted his bill for $1,000.02 and itemized it: “Tapping — $.02. Knowing where to tap — $l,000.”

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    James Tarrant Report

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So beautiful that my inner perfectionist is drooling

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    Jerry Mathers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My exact thought! I picture some guy who responsible for systems setup getting called into his managers office where they confront him after he accidentally left this sitting on the bathroom sink. :-)

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it was a huge water slide before I scrolled down.

    RajunCajun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see anything being labeled, have fun troubleshooting that.

    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as cable1 goes from outlet1 and into port1, and the rest are the same, no problem. Also, the cables probably have the numbers printed on them.

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    Jonathan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, that is pretty... lets send this to the IT department to show them how it is done

    Lane Bass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the name of this water park?

    Taki Takanashi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an orgasm seeing this picture.

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    Another misconception about working in IT that Austin calls out is the idea that it’s mainly just fixing broken hardware. While that may be part of your day or fall under your job description as an IT professional, Austin says that each day is different. He works in deep and dark web intelligence and analysis, which apparently entails coding for 10 hours straight some days and reading through reports and documents for hours other days. He also notes that there is a lot of writing required to work in IT. “For example, you might need to summarize complicated material for people in C-level or upper management who may only skim a document; and then you also may have to provide in-depth technical explanations for colleagues to follow.”

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    Michael Scott McFadden Report

    Nor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad jokes are the best

    Astor.exe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they are, i got one: Why did the bike fall? It was two tired

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    Never Stop Learning
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be part of that family. They look like they are having such a good time.

    Lucy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehe love the kids reactions 😁

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am going to get my dad with this one later today *evil laughter*

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The groaning is heard from 30 miles away.

    LizardKatz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if I should give that an upvote or a down vote.

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family: we are stumped trying to reply to that

    Jeremy Evans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only dad is laughing :-) I am that type of person though

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    CatMcGeeCode Report

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair. 10 years ago I excelled at googling things. I knew how to formulate a question etc. to get exactly the results I needed. Since then the algorithm changed a lot and I didn't adapt. Now I suck at googling.

    Michele Monfrecola
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naah bro I don't think it's you, I was good too at googling but now it's just the algorithm that sucks.

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    devotedtodreams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in a library at a teachers college, and I keep telling the future teachers that googling is important and useful - after all, I reason, if their students ask them for help one day, do they really want to only be able to shrug and go "Dunno"?

    DaveR38
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a post-16 ICT lecturer I endorse this message

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    Passerby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googling is a great skill to have, to be honest. As an unofficial tech support of my workplace, I sometimes wish they would just google things first before coming to me. Sometimes the answer is like the topmost result of the first page.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and sometimes I give up after looking through several pages of results without finding any answer to my problem

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    Vicko Fidelis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googling and Find the things that we need is a thing that Skill Required. I do this job and spend around 3-5 Hours a day to Find something

    Gabriela Cink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would be surprised how bad can be people with google.... I'm always surprised

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I big chunk of my job involves googling for research and SEO optimization.

    Phil Tune
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, my last job everybody there was at least a decade younger than me. I would often ponder aloud "I wonder how they do xyz" as if I had just asked the unknowable. The "kids" would roll their eyes and do a 2 second Google search on their phones. I have been working on computers for two decades and still forget how accessible information is.

    Mrs S
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to go to duck duck go for awhile...

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    #18

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    Alex Kluemper Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the late 90s I did a short course in computing (hoping a certificate would get me a job if I could prove I knew what I already knew). Anyway, the instructor said in the 80s when the 5 1/4 discs were used, people used to fold them up and put them in their pockets after class. Weirdly, they didn't work right next class...

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or to avoid folding them they punched holes along one edge to place them in a binder

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember years back a woman had a temp job using the old 51/4 discs to do data entry and inventory for a small company. Spent weeks on it and was told she would be hired on full time once done. Of course the boss lays her off and hired his girlfriend when it was complete. So, she dropped by the office to pick up her things and set her purse with a c**p load of magnets in it on top of the disc case while clearing out her desk..

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is next to the bulletin board that has a condom held on it with a push pin.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic makes me laugh and cry at the same time.

    Clément D.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is obviously a joke. The misfortune rings a bell though

    troufaki13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *proceeds to put magnet on top of disc*

    Kendall Arnold
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture was like a punch in the stomach!

    idrow1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one had me cracking up.

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! This is funny on several levels...not only the magnet, but a system restore with 1.5 MB!

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    One stereotype that IT professionals often get is that they are introverted, quiet and enjoy sitting at their desks and avoiding human interaction all day. However, like any field, there are a wide variety of people who work in IT. Austin notes that soft skills and interpersonal skills can actually go a long way in IT as well. For example, people who interact with their customers and provide troubleshooting guidance are often very personable and friendly. Plus, it helps to have a lot of patience and sympathy for people who call in experiencing tech issues, because they are often feeling extremely frustrated and upset. Kofi Friar, Senior IT Manager at Codecadamy, even refers to IT as “technical therapy” because “you might find yourself consoling someone who can’t access an essential file or talking to someone who’s angry that their kid spilled a drink on their laptop”. 

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    Andre Sam Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silly machines, humans don't need your help. We're quite good at destroying ourselves.

    Simone Saur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the idea of machines mindlessly obeying humans a lot scarier than thinking machines

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The machines would probably make a better job of it.

    Gene Harvey
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the AI cross the road. ______ To keep from getting fried. You ever see an AI get fried? Just try crossing them with a But Light.

    Gene Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did one AI say to the other? I'll byte

    Gene Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you get when you cross an AI with a Bud Light? A short circuit

    Gene Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many AIs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - they don't have arms

    Gene Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many AIs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: None, they have no arms.

    Leticia b. Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the truth, case in point 2022

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    Jay Cee Report

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have to be topless?

    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if they want the servers to take them seriously.

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    albernistuff 4sale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the blood sacrifice of the unpaid intern....

    Taki Takanashi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a game dev/programmer so I'm like this everytime before testing a build.

    Rayisgay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who got a photo of the roblox servers?

    Kim McFarland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You also need a red bull, ethernet cable, and ticket to close before leaving.

    Jerry Cynova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lot of heat coming off these computers, like a sauna. mc

    Asher Tye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might work for malicious spirits, but how does it handle human error?

    Khara Mei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you made sure to place the 乖乖 on the servers too? They won't break down then!

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why are the IT guys not wearing shirts ?

    Dragonloverlord
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an act of submission and vulnerable to the DataGod less he send RNGesus to ravage their system with error roulette.

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    Instead of Velcro or the dreaded zip ties, please welcome the Lego me cable holder. These are all I will use now.

    Jamie Ian Macgregor Report

    Crene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful not to step on that though

    MagNat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *feet feeling inexplicable gravity towards the cable*

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #1 - too expensive. #2 - too easy for a layperson to separate to "get them out of the way" and you're back to the mass of random wires again. #3 - only holds two. My personal PC has more than that coming out of it now.

    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solution: multiple Lego figures. Although we’ve got more Lego in the house than dust particles so it’s a bit of a niche solution.

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    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would steal them.

    Aaron Proctor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's Lego the Cable Guy lol, I loved Yellow collar comedy tour

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey that works! I must try ;)

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    So if you’re considering a future in IT, but you’re still on the fence, let me point out some of the pros of the field. For one thing, the jobs are certainly in demand. According to the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, employment in computer and information technology occupations is projected to grow 11% from 2019 to 2029, meaning there should be about 531,200 new IT jobs. Nowadays, job security is increasingly difficult to find, so if you want to know that you’ll always be in demand, information technology might just be the path for you. 

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    Allen Clark Capistrano Report

    Chich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta kick this windows habit. One more "install Win 11" might just do it.

    Nathan Wolfe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linux is infinitely better. Sadly, windows has FAR better compatibility because everyone already uses it.

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    Seth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Linux is 100% free, if you don't value your time.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much time are you spending on Linux? If you're installing linux from 15 years ago, maybe it takes a lot of time. But I put Linux Mint on my 75 year old mother's computer, and she doesn't have any issues. Maybe if you're installing Gentoo or some other distro where you're installing everything from source code. But Linux has evolved quite a bit in the last 25 years. Hell, most of those cool "new" features we see in Windows and Mac have been in Linux for years.

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    jknbt jknbt
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    big brother is watching, put black tape over your webcam lens to keep them from peeking... also they like to listen in on your mic if you leave it plugged in...

    Kieran Bushey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make sliders for them now! I have one for mine so I can cover it when I’m not using it for a Zoom or appointment.

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    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with this now is that we know Apple are just as bad with looking at everybody's personal photos and messages.

    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this movie!!! We Are The Millers (I think) if anyone is interested :D

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off subject, but this movie is so damn funny!

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    Trevor Paquette Report

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [Yoda voice] "You will be....you will be."

    ravina nimje
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are in a way, if they are not we make them so eventually they become expert.

    PickleRick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he also created a new font!

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an IT degree and so many people ask me if I work at a help desk. No. No I don't. Data analyst. Business Analyst. Quality Assurance Tester. Look up these jobs. There are a lot more IT roles than "programmer" and "help desk"

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use the analogy that computer science students are like psych majors and engineers are like pre-med. The CS student is learning about the software to make the body do what you want when you want. The engineer is learning how to fix a broken leg. Once school is over, when you get a virus, call the doctor not the therapist. When your brain just doesn't want to get over something 5 years ago, call in the shrink to adjust your code.

    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I met my doctor he asked me what I did for a living. I told him I work with computers. He said, "Can you look at my laptop?". I said, "Sure, is this exam free?" He said, "Good question." and we moved on.

    Ashley Galyen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever you do, don't stop and do something simple like fix their printer. If the computer melts down later, it's automatically your fault. Just say you are a business major.

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    Gayan Basnayake Report

    MagNat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel is not a bot, he's just honest.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Daniel and I am an real humen. I enjoy the human hobbis of breathing air and walking with my leg

    Anna Johnston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel doesn't get paid enough to give a f**k.

    Caroline Sinclair
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel will ensure that you feel even worse by the end of the conversation

    Darcy Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who used to work for spectrum i can say this is accurate. It makes us happier to know someone else besides us is suffering.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel just doesn't give AF !!!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish chat bots were sincere. I would've been satisfied with "Whatever. How may I assist you today?".

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    There is also very strong earning potential in the IT sector. The Bureau of Labor Statistics reports that the 2020 median annual income across all computer and information information technology jobs was $91,250. That’s over $20,000 more than the national average income in the US for 2020, but depending on the specific job, IT professionals can make much more. For example, software developers made an average salary of over $110,000 in 2020, and computer network architects earned an average of over $116,000. Not too shabby.

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    Mark Snider Report

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more software systems with this kind of sarcasm.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It better not kill my kitten! I wouldn't have anyone to protect me from the toy mice!

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mad respect for the vlc guy for not putting ads on it and still keeping it free and open source

    Ciara Ann Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me that prefer warning signs with graphically descriptions of what will happen to you if you disregard it. The vaguer, the deader imo

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Refreshing honesty. None of us are stable either!! Lol

    Sharrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also wears a cute little Santa hat around Xmas!

    Bah Humbug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO FINISH THE MESSAGE WHAT DOES THE A END IN????

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when there was a zillion codex and vlc could play any educational videos I downloaded online cough

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    Shoaib Shoaib Report

    Erica Phillips
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic is used in Jehovah witness pamphlets.

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I recognised it. Always wondered if koalas don't have fleas there

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    Joseph Karthic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this pic is from Jehovah witness "My book of bible stories"

    Domo KO
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saaaaaaaame Jona and the big fish was my favorite

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    Agfox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke's on that guy & the kids, koalas are just drop bears with good PR...

    Pamela Worthington-Smack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked for an image to represent the world if people treated each other as they do on social media, but it appears no one has taken a photographs of an entire planet covered with bomb craters, sewers, and zombies.

    Melissa Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be getting different emails.

    MagNat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, where is the "block" feature irl?

    Kieran Bushey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen that in a JW propaganda leaflet, they were always coming by my parents’ place when I was living there.

    MED71
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait? That's email!? Wtf have I been getting? 😐

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    mper Report

    Sam Juan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I laugh so hard at this??

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because of the ironic, comparative humor - why else?

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    Terran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also DDR RAM: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9qnJmPYytlYwL3lNLwu1zljAgGwnISpGIVw&usqp=CAU

    harry Henderson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is DDR2 The one waiting to dance next

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I remember PC 100/133.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have some 30pin sims somewhere. :D

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    Whether you currently work in the IT field, you've previously done your time, or you have no desire to ever step foot into the stress chamber that is IT, we hope you're enjoying this list of funny posts and memes. Keep upvoting the posts you find most amusing, and then let us know what your personal experiences have been like if you've ever worked in the IT sector. And if you're interested in even more of this content, you can join the IT Humor and Memes Facebook group right here.

    #28

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    Nastee Savage Report

    Samiksha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where u get hacked!

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only use weak passwords for multiple sites ;-)

    Nathan Wolfe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told my memory issues are linked to my ADHD, and as such, I can't always remember such miniscule details.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use a common 5 letter word, but in between the letters, I use the last four numbers of a friend's home phone number

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. I use a password with more than 12 characters, Capital letters, numbers and symbols. There's only a 1 in 999,999,999,999 chance anyone could break it.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what the experts say you should do, but what if the piece of paper you wrote it on, because you just knew you wouldnt' be able to remember it gets lost?

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    Stormy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to get my 70 year old mother to make a strong password is practically impossible! To get her to quit using even that for every site….impossible 🙄

    Keisha
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for Nord VPN

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I do that anyway even though I KNOW not too.

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    Because someone on the other side of the wall needed a network jack and they couldn't or wouldn't install a new one so they just punched a hole in the wall and fed the cable through

    அக் ஷய் Report

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pah! When an engineer does it it's oh so clever, but when I punch a hole in the wall I have "anger management issues"

    DubstepBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could he get the big part that connects to the outlet through the tiny hole?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this in my home office. Soooo much easier.

    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is (are?) there cat5e and ct6 in the same box?

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    Raymond Wilson Report

    LizardKatz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bright side is that. If you die at work you don't have to spend money on a coffin ⚰️

    Duesvolent90
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup win win all around, they just put the lid on and away you go!

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    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time a caller needs help with a faulty printer that is not connected to power, a piece of tech support guy dies.

    Duesvolent90
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buh dum dum buh dum dum buh dum dum buh dum tssss!

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    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some friends getting married next month. Halloween themed. I think these would be perfect for that

    ThatB*tchRapunzel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    git me one of these so i can feel like a corporate dracula

    Alex George
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *aggressively slams credit card*

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's frightening and metaphorically disturbing. WOrk to death

    Bruce B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Born into the corporation and die in the corporation…. Ahhhh the American Dream™

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    Pawan Sedara Report

    loty moty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lather your hair, rinse, repeat...

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a version of this in Yacc once, and the bug was nicknamed the head-up-a**e problem. Was discovered by a client who was surprised that after leaving it running over night, when they came back in the next day the server had rebooted itself. When they asked how long it was supposed to take to run, they were a little surprised to hear the it was usually "one to two MINUTES!"

    Roe Rainrunner
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In older times those recursive functions killed your computer - and it took them 8mins to boot again AND your code was lost cause you hadn't saved it before running it...

    Dmitri K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had an intern once who spent half a day coding a clean-up utility which deleted itself as soon as he ran it.

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    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this IRL....the cartoon is exquisitely funny!

    Pamela Worthington-Smack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To limit the worst in human nature, base the world economy on greed.

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    Brad Whatman Report

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved when he called hashtags hash browns

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He absolutely makes this show with all his little sayings... I absolutely love the I will start a hash brown me too tag

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, on a similar note, those people who return something because of a faulty battery when in fact it doesn't have a battery, but simply uses a USB cord/plug for power source (in combo with electricity, of course).

    v3lv3t_v10l3t
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when I found out that phones are rechargeable...you dont have to keep buying phones

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't laugh. I have genuinely had this happen to me.

    Taylor Carroll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the guy in the 2nd pic look exactly like my brother in law tho 😲

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    Pawan Sedara Report

    But Nobody Came.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nobody tell BP censors 🤭🤭

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BBC Basic error messages: Silly! (100% genuine error message when trying to get a for loop to go backwards!!!)

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took a C++ class once. I'm not afraid to say I wore alot of low cut shirts so the TA would constantly help me 🙈 I really did try but me and C++ just couldn't make it work

    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C# and same. Gimme SQL anyday. It’s more ‘nah mate that ain’t gonna work’

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    Taki Takanashi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C++ is just scary. I started with C# so the first time I saw a C++ code snippet I just wanted to run away. Actually, I still do.

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PHP error: hahahah we just burned down your house

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you need to be a specialist to fully understand that

    Timmy Pillinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. The two named programming languages are different in their approach to telling the coder what has gone wrong

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    Keisha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE Gordon. Made me laugh more because I was watching him when reading this.

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    #34

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    Jonathan Buan Aguarin Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After being defeated by Optimus Megatron found a nice calm office job

    Duesvolent90
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Remove paper jam from tray two" I'm not sticking my hand in there "REMOVE THE JAM BONE BAG OR SELF DESTRUCT IN 5..4..3.."

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one is honest.

    Amanda Trent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if it has a 6ft social distancing sign on the floor in front of it.

    SPARKIZE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    form your alliances now. choose wisely 🤖

    Jessica J.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's colorful, like autobots, not grey, like decepticons, so you should be fine.

    Gwen Johnsonb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And always tells people to shut up!

    Stormy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 I wouldn’t either!

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eee-lim-i-nate! Eee-lim-i-nate!

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make it "eee-LAM-i-nate!" and that will be the Dalek laminator.

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    Mohammad Shakhshir Report

    Porpoisepower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you weren't picturing Moss from the IT Crowd calmly emailing the fire department, and then attempting to use a fire extinguisher... your missing half the joke

    Salad.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every middle school teacher

    Seth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And email the fire department

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3. :D

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    LizardKatz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this sounds stupid, but maybe you should get a fire extinguisher.

    rogu laine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you tried putting it in rice though

    Jerry Cynova
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to use the warranty. mary c

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    #36

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    Zine Eddine Zidane Report

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I knew what SQL was.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Structured Query Language. It is a declarative programming language used to get information in and out of relational databases. The databases themselves are not going to be programmed in SQL, they will likely be built in C/C++, Assembly, PL/S or other similar language. A relational database are traditional mechanisms to store information. You can think of them as a spreadsheet, where different tables have declared relationships to each other. So there will be a user table, that lists the users, and a message table that lists the messages. The latter message table, may have a field called user_id, which says which user created the message. So you can ask for all of the messages for a given user. It's fairly straightforward. select * from messages where user_id = ?. It gets a lot more complicated of course.

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    Kindall Carter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's funny because in the terms and conditions they clearly state that they save all your pictures and can use them for anything they want

    eMpTy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    INSERT INTO bored_panda (funny_memes) VALUES (#37)

    Yubo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say it doesn't save messages, but somewhere on this earth, is a huge database keeping everything!

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    Arifur Rahman Report

    Samiksha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last thing my code having a bug

    Illusion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    praise indian guy on youtube, saving my bacon every day

    Ian Harac
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Vinge’s “Deepness in the Sky”, one of the most important professions on a starship is “code archeologist”, someone who digs through centuris of libraries to see if a problem has a solution already.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can now add copilot just above luck.

    Apatheist 62
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google invariably leads to stackoverflow.

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f did this? Poor dog! Please tell me it's fake.

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't even consider that the dog could've been trained to do this. He doesn't look scared or uncomfortable in any way

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    Pawan Sedara Report

    Passerby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am just going to pretend I understand and move on.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Integer indicates that the temperature can be adjusted like 1,2,3 etc. Gradual increase or decrease. Boolean has only two extreme values. Either too hot or too cold. That's what I understand

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    Johnny
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd prefer "float temperature;", I want a continuous range of temperatures rather than discrete steps.

    Samira Peri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, floats aren't exactly continuous. There are still steps, but they are usually small enough for us to not care.

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    Jo blo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Thermostatic Mixing Valves solve this problem.

    ravn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lorne Elliott knew...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq2_VfALKac

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    #39

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    Peter Tacon Report

    Yu Hong Tam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here you go: https://www.excelstars.com/en/juegos-excel/juegos-excel-tetris/

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I have a reason to become proficient in spreadsheet

    Darcy Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im gonna admit this here where hopefully no one sees. I've been applying to jobs saying i know how to use Excel. I don't. Not at all. I'm hoping if i get a job that requires it i can just jump in and figure it out.

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably can. And there's free and low cost courses everywhere

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't show my boss. He thinks I needed that savvy new laptop for 'data analyses'...

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude was hella bored!! lol

    Amanda Trent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can say I actually know how to use excel!

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    #40

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    Timmy Marroccelli Report

    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not ashamed of my daily Pinterest habit. Sometimes multiple times a day!

    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that someone's phone will take him to Poredbanda.com

    Roe Rainrunner
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People, serious? 2022 and still ashamed of your p0rn-habbits? I mean, everyone watches them. Embrace it. Share your best vidz :-D

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't actually watch pörn, but that's because I prefer reading it. Leaves more room for imagination ;)

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    But Nobody Came.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO I'LL TYPE IT IN!! "You sure...? I know how to spell it and stuff"

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why aren't you using a private tab? Or a separate browser like adblock browser, that blocks all ads and deletes your history on exit?

    Finn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I do use python alot

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    #42

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    PC Master Race Report

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    Jessica Meemee Banham Report

    Sheila Stamey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I said to a supportee once " You take the first finger that isn't a thumb, and place it on the key. And put a little bit of pressure on it. " My husband happened to walk by and being a veteran of IT went into gales of laughter at " first finger that isn't a thumb.."

    Mayra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You touch it but like harder than soft

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I was thinking. Has to be somebody trolling you

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    Wajeeh Ur Rehman Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't remember the last time I saw a BSOD on my machine. Maybe about 15 years ago when I was still running Windows XP.

    Khara Mei
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me about 6 months ago, Windows 8.1, it does so once a year or so for me because the touchpad has been purposely switched to the wrong drivers. If I put the correct drivers back on though, then the computer will break for several hours in less than five minutes because the touchpad hardware has failed. I'll deal with the once a year BSOD until I can afford to replace the old damaged mess that is my laptop.

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    Alex George
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the boss when you fight against him ( top left) VS when you unlock them as a playable character ( bottom right)

    EH P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. This is wholesome

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From "Scattered tee" (bad) trough "here's code, google it, it might help" (good) to "we're sorry" (worst)

    Khara Mei
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The message in image #3 does state the error code directly beneath the pictured BSOD message - the one I regularly get says directly under the shown message "You can search for the error online: BAD_POOL_CALLER." (it's a driver error for my broken touchpad hardware). What is shown here is not the whole screen, just the header.

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    Chris Wood Report

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    Pawan Sedara Report

    #47

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    Rainimaitso G. Teddy Report

    #48

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    Guillaume de Normandie Report

    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to cancel your weekend plans LOL

    #49

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    Shawn Flack Report

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the ever prevalent scam pop-up. Do what the gent says minus the latter. Find a safe site :)

    #50

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    Even my pc has trust issues.

    Joshua Folstad Report

    #51

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    awan Sedara Report

    loty moty
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the first type and will defend it with my life.

    Tony Pott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you don't want to be able to read your code in 6 months time.

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    Abnus
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father works in an IT field and he told me that one of his coworkers in the same field din’t have any indents at all. So it just looked like this for the entire program. / (Imitating code ➡️)/ Afghaedfg/ Cvbcxv/ Wretywry

    Gabriela Cink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surpriced how many militant fist-typers are here :D it doesn't matter. If you need formating to read the code, you are already in hell.

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    Pawan Sedara Report

    loty moty
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the name of the Pattern, RegEx and the holly match

    SCP 4666
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any IT guys out there who can explain this, please?

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a regular expression that is matching on filenames with an extension of at least two letters but no numbers. The name of the file can be alpha-numeric, and have hyphens, but no underscores or spaces or special characters. Basically, "1-This-Is-A-Valid-File.txt" "But this_N*t.1". Honestly, as far as regular expressions (or REGEX) go, this is a VERY simple one. The concept was created by Stephen Kleene in the 50s and first used by Ken Thompson in 1960 for the QED text editor. The feeling at the time was the machine language was too easy for people to read, so they wanted something that would make developers want to really hang themselves. Larry Wall made regex a staple of all PERL scripts for similar reasons, hoping to cull software engineers so that only the most sadistic would thrive. It worked.

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    Jordan Wilde Report

    Tony Pott
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a dog command. It works like cat, but requires more input. seriously.

    Cold Eagle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to the fact cats need a command written in stone in order to even try execute it, dogs do not.

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    Bresley Mogofe Report

    #55

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    Boss put this up at work today. No one knows what it means lol

    Brad Côté Report

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    Steve Roybal Report

    sturmwesen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I write the ticket with direction and date in red and bold to my colleague.

    Sandor M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't copy prod to dev . Prod data has no place on dev

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you have a backup? First mistake

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    Justin Ray Report

    badger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, it's not going to be Sales, is it Miss?

    Roe Rainrunner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Maggie Smith is the tech support!

    Pheebs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we make things happen?

    #59

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    Man if only laptops had removable drives so you could properly do a data wipe. Final user took a drill straight through the chassis

    Nic Rostermundt Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might as well, that laptop looks 20 years old. It's just e-waste these days.

    Khara Mei
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is 7 years old and looks more worn from regular use, if it's that old then most of that time was spent in its box.

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    ƒιѕн
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A toughbook from the 90's, time to be recyclyed.

    sturmwesen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a little bit final...but it works

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    Rainimaitso G. Teddy Report

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    Pawan Sedara Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us all take a moment of silence for those who never install chrome and only use Microsoft IE or Edge.

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've used Microsoft Edge at my last job. Edge is a pretty good browser, I had no complaints.

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    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I installed Chrome on Linux in exactly 0 commands. Just go to firefox (which will be your default browser in most linux distros). In the address bar type "download chrome". This will take you to the chrome download page. Then download the package, and run it. Just like you would on windows or mac. Alternative mechanism in Linux. Open your Application Manager, type "chome", click "Install". All of those App-Stores that you now see in Windows and Mac. Those have been in most Debian distributions for well over a decade. Ubuntu's "Software Center" was added in Oct. 2009. Most applications are there. Most people who complain about linux have never used linux, or they did a linux install in 1997 haven't tried it since. Yes, installing linux and applications from source code is annoying and hard. But nobody does that anymore unless they are trying be obnoxious.

    Frank Ropen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The download is one command wget https://dl.google.com/linux/direct/google-chrome-stable_current_amd64.deb

    Khara Mei
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes zero - Firefox is the default browser for most Linux distros and it's much better for privacy and memory, as well as being opensource and not actively working to prevent the use of externally created extensions in order to prevent adblocking. For additional privacy protections, go for Waterfox. Can't think of a single serious Linux user who would touch Chrome or any Chromium-based browser with a ten foot pole.

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    I couldn’t get a proper screenshot as it was definitely about to crash.

    Kenakes Thompson Report

    Gary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That thing was flying!

    Solidhog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was just Chrome sending data back to Google.

    RafCo (he/him)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Network wasn't really doing much. More likely, this was his anti-virus scanner hard at work.

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    sturmwesen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...if my laptop is frozen I do it too

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