40 Funny Memes To Perfectly Sum Up IT Humor, As Shared By This Facebook Group
Interview“Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.”
William Petersen may have been quoted saying that, but according to anyone who has ever worked in IT, he’s right. Restarting a computer really does solve most issues, but we are not always brilliant enough to come up with that solution on our own. Sometimes we need to reach out to the experts: the people working in IT.
IT jobs can be incredibly stressful, so anyone working in the information technology field deserves to have a place where they can blow off some steam, laugh at some memes and enjoy a few minutes before needing to restart their computer again (or having to tell someone else to restart theirs). That’s where the IT Humor and Memes Facebook group comes in.
Full of hilarious posts (for anyone who can actually understand them) that all of you IT pandas out there might find painfully relatable, we’ve gathered our favorite pics from the group down below, as well as an interview with the group's creator, Trevor Paquette. Be sure to upvote all of the posts you find most amusing, and then if you work in IT, let us know in the comments: are you doing okay?
Enjoy this list, and then if you’re interested in checking out another humorous Bored Panda article featuring jokes about programming and computer science, check out this list next.
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TURN IT OFF AND ON AGAIN, QUICK! BEFORE THEY NOTICE!!!!
Load More Replies...Also consider: its late lotta ppl on the road gonna already be very tired. Then they see this. XD
Load More Replies...At night, it would have to be the dark grey screen of death.
Load More Replies...I thought it was photoshoped as a funny "haha moon.exe has an error" photo.
We reached out to the creator of IT Humor and Memes, Trevor Paquette, to hear a bit more about how the group got started in the first place. "I created the group when I realized there was a lack of general IT meme groups," Trevor told Bored Panda. "The keyword there is 'general'. There were developer/programmer groups, the odd networking group, a few hacker groups, but no general IT ones I could find. The posts I submitted to an IT support group, tended to get lost in all of the great support questions being asked. So I thought, why not start a general IT humor group?"
"In May of 2019, it was created has been growing ever since," Trevor shared. "I never expected to hit 10,000 members, let alone the 1/2 million we are about to hit. The group has become a place to share things that many find funny using shared experience. (In the words of Sybok, 'Share your pain and gain strength from the sharing'). The group banner of the 'ESC' key leaving the keyboard is on purpose. Many have commented it gives them a needed break, an escape, from the constant stress and pressure they feel at work."
How do they put them on their heads without hands, fingers or opposable thumbs? I really want to know!!
Apparently they use their tube feet. There is a video showing how they do this.
Load More Replies...I *love* the one on the bottom right. Cowboy sea urchins! "This rock ain't big enough for the both of us, pardner."
We also asked Trevor if it's necessary to have some sort of IT background to understand the jokes. "For some of the posts, it definitely helps to have a background in some aspect of IT, whether it be programming, networking, cybersecurity, administration, or tech support. The play on words and concepts can be somewhat confusing if you don't understand them," he explained. "That being said, a majority of posts are general enough that anyone should be able to get the humor. What I like to see are posts where 'It's funny because it's true' could be a caption. When humor mirrors real life with experiences the reader has had, it's a connection and makes it all the funnier for them."
We also wanted to know what the best parts about working in IT are for Trevor. "For me, the best thing ... is it's always changing. There's something more or something new to learn. Never a dull moment as the underlying technologies advance and change. There's always a way to look at a problem differently, and for the most part, if you need help, someone else has usually encountered the issue you are having and might be able to help."
Trevor went on to share some words of wisdom, "4 words: Let people enjoy things. This is the #1 reason posts get closed down. There are generally 'two camps' in tech; 'Us' and 'Them'," he noted. "For example, Android and iOS, Linux and Windows, Apple and Microsoft. Techs have their favorite OS, device, tool, app, or method of doing something; we all do. The Dunning-Kruger effect is alive and well within IT as quite a few techs have the 'my way or the highway' mindset. This results in a religious OS war between rivalries with some discussions of 'Us and Them' becomes 'Us vs Them', devolving to 'Me vs You' very quickly with comments becoming insults."
"Both the 'Us' camp and the 'Them' camp may want to remember they are both part of a larger 'We' camp; the 'IT' camp," Trevor explained. "IT is just a means towards an end-goal that we are all trying to achieve. It's fantastic learning opportunity to see how someone might use a different tool to solve the same problem. Aka: Let people enjoy things."
obviously. Remember who your friends are robot overlords
Load More Replies...My mom and I do this, and every time my dad hears and ask why, we say, "IT'S LISTENING"
If you Alexa that you love her she'll sing you a little song. Lol we became quite close during the lockdowns
Same! She did the same thing to me! My and my Alexa dated for a while!
Load More Replies...I always warn my friend when she yells at Alexa. Better to be safe than sorry🤷♂️
I always say "please" and "thank you" to my machines, and my pets. I was taught manners.
There was a British Grandmother who was thanked (left off the kill list) by Google for being so polite. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jun/16/grandmother-nan-google-praises-search-thank-you-manners-polite
I think these things should only work if you say please and thank you, so kids grow up knowing manners and not just thinking you can demand stuff.
My dpi is set high enough that even if I move it, it takes me another good 5-10 minutes of searching to find it.
Load More Replies...I losw the cursor all the damn time. I just wave the mouse around like a mad woman until I see it dart past my peripheral.
I love the IOS feature that makes the cursor pointer huge if you wiggle it back and forth when you're looking for it.
Not to be a stickler but you probably mean macOS? :)
Load More Replies...We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to ...
I use this but couldnt remember how i set it up. 😅 For anyone interested, Microsoft explains: “ Once you're in Mouse settings, select Additional mouse options from the links on the right side of the page. In Mouse Properties, on the Pointer Options tab, at the bottom, select Show location of pointer when I press the CTRL key, and then select OK. To see it in action, press CTRL.”
IT Humor and Meme’s ‘About’ page states that it’s for, “Humor and memes related to IT, or associated technology. Just a small corner in the big Facebook world to let loose a little steam and escape.” And clearly, members love it, as they are very active. In the last week, the group has gained nearly 6,000 new members, and as I’m writing this, the page has received over 60 posts today.
But it makes perfect sense for IT people to have a place of solace on Facebook after working a grueling day in the office. Working in IT can come along with immense stress, which we all know can take a toll on the body. According to a study published in the National Library of Medicine, “IT and IT related professionals are under constant pressure to deliver services efficiently and have to be cost effective.” Due to this, they are prone to developing a variety of health problems due to continuous physical and mental stress, including acid peptic disease, alcoholism, asthma, diabetes, fatigue, tension headaches, insomnia, IBS, and more.
I took typing in high school. On a mechanical typewriter. I made calls on a rotary phone. I used collect calls from pay phones to get my mom to pick me up at school. "Will you accept a collect call from 'I'm done with track please pick me up'?"
I see your "rotary phone" and raise you a "party line."
Load More Replies...Dooo meeep meep meep meep meep. Dooo meeep meep meep meep meep. Brrrrrrr. This is only a test of the emergency broadcasting system.
Pencil and cassette are match made in heaven. I had a drawer of you know, the Save logo from Microsoft Word. There was a time that I was the coolest and most advanced person because I owned 32Megabytes memory card.
if you wanted to install a game you needed multiple save logos :D
Load More Replies...When you put your console on to play you didn't have to wait 20 minutes for it to do an update before you could play a game.
When doing an update actually involved swapping chips inside the computer!
Load More Replies...To make the game work, you had to blow in the cartridge like you were playing scales on a harmonica.
And when the k**b broke… you kept a pair of pliers on top of the TV.
Load More Replies...According to one survey, 78% of IT workers considered their jobs to be stressful. This could be for a variety of reasons, but one that seems to be a common theme is just having too much work in the day. “Everybody gets a work-life balance except for the poor IT guy," Sergio Galindo, general manager at GFI Software, told Computer World. And even though IT workers are often overworked, they might not even be receiving proper compensation. When over 200 IT professionals were surveyed, almost half of them admitted that they typically work up to eight unpaid hours a week.
Being overworked spills over into all aspects of these professionals' lives though. Almost half of the IT workers surveyed said they had missed out on social functions “due to overrunning issues and tight deadlines”, and about 40% said they were missing time with their children and losing sleep. Nearly one third also reported suffering from a stress-related illness.
And like most IT professionals would, has done a cut and paste job rather than match the font
This is a Firefox crash log.
Judging by the circular crash pad I would say Windows 3.14
Load More Replies...I wish we could easily have foxes for pets, especially the kits old enough to not need their mom :(
This is user error. Downloads go to downloads on Android unless directed otherwise.
Load More Replies..."Stop insulting me with your human-centric micro aggressions."
Clearly, working in IT is not for the faint of heart. But why do so many people get into the field in the first place? Is it simply out of necessity? To learn more about what it’s really like to work in IT, we consulted this piece, featuring insight from Austin Turecek, Senior Cybersecurity Analyst at Flashpoint. Austin breaks down a few misconceptions often associated with IT and explains what the job actually entails in reality. First, he explains that you don’t have to be a computer genius to work in IT. “It helps if you have a good knack for computers and you understand them,” Austin says. “But there's such a broad and open door to IT.”
"What reasons can you give the nurses when you need something extracted from...." I was not the first person to google that.
"All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon, when we're poisoning pigeons in the park..." ~ Tom Lehrer
"We'll poison them all in our laughter and merriment, except for the ones we take hooome to experiment..."
Load More Replies...There used to be a game we’d play in the IT department of ‘who can put something into google that returns 0 results’. Obviously this was a while ago. I won a lot.
The tv dating market has gotten rough. Hopefully there a many HDMI ports available or this tv might be single for a while.
You said it. That is why they measure size on the diagonal...to get every advantage.
Load More Replies...You know you're living in a dystopian hellhole when "smart" means "your tv must have an internet connection so we can inundate you with ads."
Totally looks like a (US version) of a Cash Converters sticker.
Load More Replies...My first ever tv as a kid was an LG - I didn't know it was a brand and thought my parents got my initials put into it instead - they happily took the cool parent points and it was well over a decade before I stumbled upon the truth
Don't hide them. CDs f*****g rule. Better than song services.
Load More Replies...I have them in the disk boxes, but yeah. How else am I supposed to keep my Amiga 500 and Commodore 64 game collections?
Load More Replies...Austin explains that even people working in IT have to use Google to help them figure out what their previous knowledge does not account for. Nobody can possibly know everything, so it is a valuable skill to be able to research and figure out what to do from there. You are never going to be expected to know everything from the get-go; critical thinking skills or being able to “think like a computer” can get you a long way. “One of the biggest things is the ability to pay attention to process, to problem-solve, and to identify issues quickly enough that they don't become larger issues,” Austin says.
Apple expecting us to remember passwords like: vmaiu4747:’B😊sh€£^*,!|£\’xvdi
Apple (and everyone else) expects us to remember one strong master password to your password safe and generate the rest :) which is the only viable way to be reasonably safe in todays web.
Load More Replies...Well, everyone could do it, if they want. And Tech Support is not paid for googeling it, but knowing WHAT to search for ;-)
And then you find the one thread with your exact problem.... That 3 days later op just said nvm, figured it out. Without saying the answer.
Load More Replies...Intelligence is not just knowing the answer, but knowing how to find the answer.
If you don't understand what Google is telling you, it helps not at all. My Dad told me 90% of any profession is understanding the jargon, and he wasn't wrong.
I experience the same problem doing carpentry and repairing appliances, fixing water damage ('handyman' work), etc. I fixed an exterior door an IT guy had taped shut for almost TWO years and he has children! I fixed it in 20 minutes and he said 'I could have done that.' Apparently it's not industry specific.
Everyone's a master of trade/job they don't do to make a living.
Load More Replies...You still have to be fairly familiar with the system to understand what google is telling you.
Me : *Find Problem* *Googling* *Still don't find the solutions* \\ Me : *Call Tech Support* \\ Tech Support : *Also Googling but Find the Solutions* \\ That is why we still need tech support
Yes, but the difference is they google things *professionally* 🙃
Load More Replies...There are a great many versions of this story. Here's a short one, and my favorite. A town’s electricity generator failed and various engineers were unable to fix it, so an elderly professor was summoned. He examined the generator carefully, then tapped it lightly once with a hammer, and power was instantly restored. He submitted his bill for $1,000.02 and itemized it: “Tapping — $.02. Knowing where to tap — $l,000.”
So beautiful that my inner perfectionist is drooling
Load More Replies...My exact thought! I picture some guy who responsible for systems setup getting called into his managers office where they confront him after he accidentally left this sitting on the bathroom sink. :-)
Load More Replies...As long as cable1 goes from outlet1 and into port1, and the rest are the same, no problem. Also, the cables probably have the numbers printed on them.
Load More Replies...Another misconception about working in IT that Austin calls out is the idea that it’s mainly just fixing broken hardware. While that may be part of your day or fall under your job description as an IT professional, Austin says that each day is different. He works in deep and dark web intelligence and analysis, which apparently entails coding for 10 hours straight some days and reading through reports and documents for hours other days. He also notes that there is a lot of writing required to work in IT. “For example, you might need to summarize complicated material for people in C-level or upper management who may only skim a document; and then you also may have to provide in-depth technical explanations for colleagues to follow.”
they are, i got one: Why did the bike fall? It was two tired
Load More Replies...I want to be part of that family. They look like they are having such a good time.
I am going to get my dad with this one later today *evil laughter*
Load More Replies...To be fair. 10 years ago I excelled at googling things. I knew how to formulate a question etc. to get exactly the results I needed. Since then the algorithm changed a lot and I didn't adapt. Now I suck at googling.
Naah bro I don't think it's you, I was good too at googling but now it's just the algorithm that sucks.
Load More Replies...I work in a library at a teachers college, and I keep telling the future teachers that googling is important and useful - after all, I reason, if their students ask them for help one day, do they really want to only be able to shrug and go "Dunno"?
Googling is a great skill to have, to be honest. As an unofficial tech support of my workplace, I sometimes wish they would just google things first before coming to me. Sometimes the answer is like the topmost result of the first page.
Yes and sometimes I give up after looking through several pages of results without finding any answer to my problem
Load More Replies...Googling and Find the things that we need is a thing that Skill Required. I do this job and spend around 3-5 Hours a day to Find something
You would be surprised how bad can be people with google.... I'm always surprised
Sooo, my last job everybody there was at least a decade younger than me. I would often ponder aloud "I wonder how they do xyz" as if I had just asked the unknowable. The "kids" would roll their eyes and do a 2 second Google search on their phones. I have been working on computers for two decades and still forget how accessible information is.
In the late 90s I did a short course in computing (hoping a certificate would get me a job if I could prove I knew what I already knew). Anyway, the instructor said in the 80s when the 5 1/4 discs were used, people used to fold them up and put them in their pockets after class. Weirdly, they didn't work right next class...
Or to avoid folding them they punched holes along one edge to place them in a binder
Load More Replies...Remember years back a woman had a temp job using the old 51/4 discs to do data entry and inventory for a small company. Spent weeks on it and was told she would be hired on full time once done. Of course the boss lays her off and hired his girlfriend when it was complete. So, she dropped by the office to pick up her things and set her purse with a c**p load of magnets in it on top of the disc case while clearing out her desk..
Ha! This is funny on several levels...not only the magnet, but a system restore with 1.5 MB!
One stereotype that IT professionals often get is that they are introverted, quiet and enjoy sitting at their desks and avoiding human interaction all day. However, like any field, there are a wide variety of people who work in IT. Austin notes that soft skills and interpersonal skills can actually go a long way in IT as well. For example, people who interact with their customers and provide troubleshooting guidance are often very personable and friendly. Plus, it helps to have a lot of patience and sympathy for people who call in experiencing tech issues, because they are often feeling extremely frustrated and upset. Kofi Friar, Senior IT Manager at Codecadamy, even refers to IT as “technical therapy” because “you might find yourself consoling someone who can’t access an essential file or talking to someone who’s angry that their kid spilled a drink on their laptop”.
Silly machines, humans don't need your help. We're quite good at destroying ourselves.
I find the idea of machines mindlessly obeying humans a lot scarier than thinking machines
Load More Replies...Why did the AI cross the road. ______ To keep from getting fried. You ever see an AI get fried? Just try crossing them with a But Light.
What do you get when you cross an AI with a Bud Light? A short circuit
How many AIs does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - they don't have arms
How many AIs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: None, they have no arms.
I'm a game dev/programmer so I'm like this everytime before testing a build.
You also need a red bull, ethernet cable, and ticket to close before leaving.
It's an act of submission and vulnerable to the DataGod less he send RNGesus to ravage their system with error roulette.
Load More Replies...Instead of Velcro or the dreaded zip ties, please welcome the Lego me cable holder. These are all I will use now.
#1 - too expensive. #2 - too easy for a layperson to separate to "get them out of the way" and you're back to the mass of random wires again. #3 - only holds two. My personal PC has more than that coming out of it now.
Solution: multiple Lego figures. Although we’ve got more Lego in the house than dust particles so it’s a bit of a niche solution.
Load More Replies...So if you’re considering a future in IT, but you’re still on the fence, let me point out some of the pros of the field. For one thing, the jobs are certainly in demand. According to the US Bureau of Labor Statistics, employment in computer and information technology occupations is projected to grow 11% from 2019 to 2029, meaning there should be about 531,200 new IT jobs. Nowadays, job security is increasingly difficult to find, so if you want to know that you’ll always be in demand, information technology might just be the path for you.
Linux is infinitely better. Sadly, windows has FAR better compatibility because everyone already uses it.
Load More Replies...How much time are you spending on Linux? If you're installing linux from 15 years ago, maybe it takes a lot of time. But I put Linux Mint on my 75 year old mother's computer, and she doesn't have any issues. Maybe if you're installing Gentoo or some other distro where you're installing everything from source code. But Linux has evolved quite a bit in the last 25 years. Hell, most of those cool "new" features we see in Windows and Mac have been in Linux for years.
Load More Replies...big brother is watching, put black tape over your webcam lens to keep them from peeking... also they like to listen in on your mic if you leave it plugged in...
They make sliders for them now! I have one for mine so I can cover it when I’m not using it for a Zoom or appointment.
Load More Replies...I love this movie!!! We Are The Millers (I think) if anyone is interested :D
They are in a way, if they are not we make them so eventually they become expert.
I have an IT degree and so many people ask me if I work at a help desk. No. No I don't. Data analyst. Business Analyst. Quality Assurance Tester. Look up these jobs. There are a lot more IT roles than "programmer" and "help desk"
So... can you help me fix my printer?
Load More Replies...I use the analogy that computer science students are like psych majors and engineers are like pre-med. The CS student is learning about the software to make the body do what you want when you want. The engineer is learning how to fix a broken leg. Once school is over, when you get a virus, call the doctor not the therapist. When your brain just doesn't want to get over something 5 years ago, call in the shrink to adjust your code.
First time I met my doctor he asked me what I did for a living. I told him I work with computers. He said, "Can you look at my laptop?". I said, "Sure, is this exam free?" He said, "Good question." and we moved on.
Whatever you do, don't stop and do something simple like fix their printer. If the computer melts down later, it's automatically your fault. Just say you are a business major.
Daniel will ensure that you feel even worse by the end of the conversation
As someone who used to work for spectrum i can say this is accurate. It makes us happier to know someone else besides us is suffering.
I wish chat bots were sincere. I would've been satisfied with "Whatever. How may I assist you today?".
There is also very strong earning potential in the IT sector. The Bureau of Labor Statistics reports that the 2020 median annual income across all computer and information information technology jobs was $91,250. That’s over $20,000 more than the national average income in the US for 2020, but depending on the specific job, IT professionals can make much more. For example, software developers made an average salary of over $110,000 in 2020, and computer network architects earned an average of over $116,000. Not too shabby.
It better not kill my kitten! I wouldn't have anyone to protect me from the toy mice!
Is it just me that prefer warning signs with graphically descriptions of what will happen to you if you disregard it. The vaguer, the deader imo
I thought I recognised it. Always wondered if koalas don't have fleas there
Load More Replies...I remember this pic is from Jehovah witness "My book of bible stories"
I looked for an image to represent the world if people treated each other as they do on social media, but it appears no one has taken a photographs of an entire planet covered with bomb craters, sewers, and zombies.
I’ve seen that in a JW propaganda leaflet, they were always coming by my parents’ place when I was living there.
Because of the ironic, comparative humor - why else?
Load More Replies...This is literally what I imagine any time I see or hear the words "DDR RAM"
Whether you currently work in the IT field, you've previously done your time, or you have no desire to ever step foot into the stress chamber that is IT, we hope you're enjoying this list of funny posts and memes. Keep upvoting the posts you find most amusing, and then let us know what your personal experiences have been like if you've ever worked in the IT sector. And if you're interested in even more of this content, you can join the IT Humor and Memes Facebook group right here.
I've been told my memory issues are linked to my ADHD, and as such, I can't always remember such miniscule details.
I use a common 5 letter word, but in between the letters, I use the last four numbers of a friend's home phone number
Nah. I use a password with more than 12 characters, Capital letters, numbers and symbols. There's only a 1 in 999,999,999,999 chance anyone could break it.
That is what the experts say you should do, but what if the piece of paper you wrote it on, because you just knew you wouldnt' be able to remember it gets lost?
Load More Replies...Because someone on the other side of the wall needed a network jack and they couldn't or wouldn't install a new one so they just punched a hole in the wall and fed the cable through
Pah! When an engineer does it it's oh so clever, but when I punch a hole in the wall I have "anger management issues"
How could he get the big part that connects to the outlet through the tiny hole?
but why does it look strangely like a coffin
Load More Replies...The bright side is that. If you die at work you don't have to spend money on a coffin ⚰️
Yup win win all around, they just put the lid on and away you go!
Load More Replies...Every time a caller needs help with a faulty printer that is not connected to power, a piece of tech support guy dies.
Buh dum dum buh dum dum buh dum dum buh dum tssss!
Load More Replies...Did a version of this in Yacc once, and the bug was nicknamed the head-up-a**e problem. Was discovered by a client who was surprised that after leaving it running over night, when they came back in the next day the server had rebooted itself. When they asked how long it was supposed to take to run, they were a little surprised to hear the it was usually "one to two MINUTES!"
In older times those recursive functions killed your computer - and it took them 8mins to boot again AND your code was lost cause you hadn't saved it before running it...
We had an intern once who spent half a day coding a clean-up utility which deleted itself as soon as he ran it.
Load More Replies...To limit the worst in human nature, base the world economy on greed.
Reminds me of when I found out that phones are rechargeable...you dont have to keep buying phones
Why does the guy in the 2nd pic look exactly like my brother in law tho 😲
I took a C++ class once. I'm not afraid to say I wore alot of low cut shirts so the TA would constantly help me 🙈 I really did try but me and C++ just couldn't make it work
C# and same. Gimme SQL anyday. It’s more ‘nah mate that ain’t gonna work’
Load More Replies...C++ is just scary. I started with C# so the first time I saw a C++ code snippet I just wanted to run away. Actually, I still do.
Not really. The two named programming languages are different in their approach to telling the coder what has gone wrong
Load More Replies...It would be Soundwave, with this color scheme.
Load More Replies..."Remove paper jam from tray two" I'm not sticking my hand in there "REMOVE THE JAM BONE BAG OR SELF DESTRUCT IN 5..4..3.."
Especially if it has a 6ft social distancing sign on the floor in front of it.
It's colorful, like autobots, not grey, like decepticons, so you should be fine.
Make it "eee-LAM-i-nate!" and that will be the Dalek laminator.
Load More Replies...If you weren't picturing Moss from the IT Crowd calmly emailing the fire department, and then attempting to use a fire extinguisher... your missing half the joke
Or just call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3. :D
Load More Replies...I know this sounds stupid, but maybe you should get a fire extinguisher.
Structured Query Language. It is a declarative programming language used to get information in and out of relational databases. The databases themselves are not going to be programmed in SQL, they will likely be built in C/C++, Assembly, PL/S or other similar language. A relational database are traditional mechanisms to store information. You can think of them as a spreadsheet, where different tables have declared relationships to each other. So there will be a user table, that lists the users, and a message table that lists the messages. The latter message table, may have a field called user_id, which says which user created the message. So you can ask for all of the messages for a given user. It's fairly straightforward. select * from messages where user_id = ?. It gets a lot more complicated of course.
Load More Replies...it's funny because in the terms and conditions they clearly state that they save all your pictures and can use them for anything they want
It is. There’s a flea on his back. He just doesn’t know yet.
Load More Replies...Don't even consider that the dog could've been trained to do this. He doesn't look scared or uncomfortable in any way
Load More Replies...Integer indicates that the temperature can be adjusted like 1,2,3 etc. Gradual increase or decrease. Boolean has only two extreme values. Either too hot or too cold. That's what I understand
Load More Replies...I'd prefer "float temperature;", I want a continuous range of temperatures rather than discrete steps.
TBF, floats aren't exactly continuous. There are still steps, but they are usually small enough for us to not care.
Load More Replies...Here you go: https://www.excelstars.com/en/juegos-excel/juegos-excel-tetris/
Load More Replies...Im gonna admit this here where hopefully no one sees. I've been applying to jobs saying i know how to use Excel. I don't. Not at all. I'm hoping if i get a job that requires it i can just jump in and figure it out.
You probably can. And there's free and low cost courses everywhere
Load More Replies...Please don't show my boss. He thinks I needed that savvy new laptop for 'data analyses'...
I’m not ashamed of my daily Pinterest habit. Sometimes multiple times a day!
I think I get it. It has something to do with p*rn right? Is that the joke?
People, serious? 2022 and still ashamed of your p0rn-habbits? I mean, everyone watches them. Embrace it. Share your best vidz :-D
I don't actually watch pörn, but that's because I prefer reading it. Leaves more room for imagination ;)
Load More Replies...NO I'LL TYPE IT IN!! "You sure...? I know how to spell it and stuff"
Why aren't you using a private tab? Or a separate browser like adblock browser, that blocks all ads and deletes your history on exit?
As I said to a supportee once " You take the first finger that isn't a thumb, and place it on the key. And put a little bit of pressure on it. " My husband happened to walk by and being a veteran of IT went into gales of laughter at " first finger that isn't a thumb.."
That's what I was thinking. Has to be somebody trolling you
Load More Replies...I can't remember the last time I saw a BSOD on my machine. Maybe about 15 years ago when I was still running Windows XP.
Me about 6 months ago, Windows 8.1, it does so once a year or so for me because the touchpad has been purposely switched to the wrong drivers. If I put the correct drivers back on though, then the computer will break for several hours in less than five minutes because the touchpad hardware has failed. I'll deal with the once a year BSOD until I can afford to replace the old damaged mess that is my laptop.
Load More Replies...the boss when you fight against him ( top left) VS when you unlock them as a playable character ( bottom right)
From "Scattered tee" (bad) trough "here's code, google it, it might help" (good) to "we're sorry" (worst)
The message in image #3 does state the error code directly beneath the pictured BSOD message - the one I regularly get says directly under the shown message "You can search for the error online: BAD_POOL_CALLER." (it's a driver error for my broken touchpad hardware). What is shown here is not the whole screen, just the header.
Load More Replies...Ah yes, the ever prevalent scam pop-up. Do what the gent says minus the latter. Find a safe site :)
Only if you don't want to be able to read your code in 6 months time.
Load More Replies...I'm surpriced how many militant fist-typers are here :D it doesn't matter. If you need formating to read the code, you are already in hell.
It's a regular expression that is matching on filenames with an extension of at least two letters but no numbers. The name of the file can be alpha-numeric, and have hyphens, but no underscores or spaces or special characters. Basically, "1-This-Is-A-Valid-File.txt" "But this_N*t.1". Honestly, as far as regular expressions (or REGEX) go, this is a VERY simple one. The concept was created by Stephen Kleene in the 50s and first used by Ken Thompson in 1960 for the QED text editor. The feeling at the time was the machine language was too easy for people to read, so they wanted something that would make developers want to really hang themselves. Larry Wall made regex a staple of all PERL scripts for similar reasons, hoping to cull software engineers so that only the most sadistic would thrive. It worked.
Load More Replies...Due to the fact cats need a command written in stone in order to even try execute it, dogs do not.
Boss put this up at work today. No one knows what it means lol
This is why I write the ticket with direction and date in red and bold to my colleague.
Man if only laptops had removable drives so you could properly do a data wipe. Final user took a drill straight through the chassis
Might as well, that laptop looks 20 years old. It's just e-waste these days.
Mine is 7 years old and looks more worn from regular use, if it's that old then most of that time was spent in its box.
Load More Replies...Let us all take a moment of silence for those who never install chrome and only use Microsoft IE or Edge.
I've used Microsoft Edge at my last job. Edge is a pretty good browser, I had no complaints.
Load More Replies...I installed Chrome on Linux in exactly 0 commands. Just go to firefox (which will be your default browser in most linux distros). In the address bar type "download chrome". This will take you to the chrome download page. Then download the package, and run it. Just like you would on windows or mac. Alternative mechanism in Linux. Open your Application Manager, type "chome", click "Install". All of those App-Stores that you now see in Windows and Mac. Those have been in most Debian distributions for well over a decade. Ubuntu's "Software Center" was added in Oct. 2009. Most applications are there. Most people who complain about linux have never used linux, or they did a linux install in 1997 haven't tried it since. Yes, installing linux and applications from source code is annoying and hard. But nobody does that anymore unless they are trying be obnoxious.
The download is one command wget https://dl.google.com/linux/direct/google-chrome-stable_current_amd64.deb
It takes zero - Firefox is the default browser for most Linux distros and it's much better for privacy and memory, as well as being opensource and not actively working to prevent the use of externally created extensions in order to prevent adblocking. For additional privacy protections, go for Waterfox. Can't think of a single serious Linux user who would touch Chrome or any Chromium-based browser with a ten foot pole.
I couldn’t get a proper screenshot as it was definitely about to crash.
Network wasn't really doing much. More likely, this was his anti-virus scanner hard at work.
Load More Replies...I have a shirt that says dead pigeon pictures and I have no clue why or where I got it.
I have a shirt that says dead pigeon pictures and I have no clue why or where I got it.
