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Being a specimen of an introvert personality, I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such. Come to think of it; I only know just one other introvert of the same level as me. Out of like twenty people I know. Anyhoo, talking with other introverts, it seems like we're some kind of a special breed, as if we know something that others don't. Which is highly likely for us, the introverts, who spend that much more time gathering all kinds of interesting info and insights unknown to those who love to be surrounded by people and at the center of attention at all times (that literally just sent a shiver down my spine). However, I do admit that being introverted presents its fair share of challenges, especially in social situations. But, being as wise as we are, the best thing to do is to laugh about our shortcomings. If you agree, you will find this list of introvert jokes not only highly relatable but also hilariously funny.
So, what should you expect from these funny introvert jokes? Well, for starters, loads of witticisms about our love of spending time unbothered by anybody else. Except maybe for animals, but that's also not necessary for a smashingly good day. Then, there will surely be an in-depth look at our inaptitude at being 'normal.' But I just don't get it - why on Earth would someone like to hug and kiss another person upon meeting them?! That's such a travesty. Or, like, talk non-stop when in the company of others. Brrr, that's not even the slightest bit alluring. Besides all this, these clever jokes will touch on many more aspects of being an introvert, and we truly hope that they'll amuse the heck out of you.
Now, the jokes about introverts are just a bit further down - once you are there, be sure to give the best ones your vote! After that, you might want to share these silly jokes with your friends if you feel comfortable enough about them evoking further conversation.
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#1
You never fully realize how anti-social you are until a pandemic strikes and your life does not really change that much.
Headless Roach 3 years ago (edited)
But thanks to BP community we still interact with the outside world! Love you guys ❤️
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Balso Steele 3 years ago
All the tweets & FB posts about not going out, or even opening a window were ridiculous. It's a virus, not nuclear fallout ash. Zero reason to duct tape doors & windows or not sit on your balcony or porch. Gotta get those retweets by being a drama queen...
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Casey Payne 3 years ago
For a year and a half, I got to walk to work downtown in a major metropolis unbothered by another living soul. I really am going to miss having the city all quiet and mostly to myself.
Remi 3 years ago
I found out that I'm introverted during the pandemics. It's quite a nice discovery and now I get to shake my head and say "true, so true" while reading posts like this. I enjoy this wonderful new path a lot, the best part is stop making myself do or act like I enjoy what extraverts are expected to enjoy which I did before
NJJenn1673 3 years ago
I work in a hospital (supply chain), so I was unable to work from home. My life barely changed and I was envious of everyone who got to work remotely.
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#2
Why does everyone force introverts to be talkative and leave their comfort zone, but no one forces the extroverts to shut up, even for a minute, to make the zone comfortable?
Hill Branda 3 years ago
The world would be a better place if people shut the f*ck up once in awhile . You don't need to express every thought that pops into your head.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
"Not everything that pops into your head has to pop out of your mouth."
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Emerald Ocean 3 years ago
Me too. I just have to be comfortable to talk a ton. But it still drains me after a while
Load More Replies... Winter Eleven 3 years ago
Sitting an introvert child next to an extrovert is not gonna make the extrovert "calmer, quieter, better behaved"
KING ILLEGAL FOREST 3 years ago
So many adults were like this when I was growing up, constantly nagging me to be "more outgoing" like there was something seriously wrong with me because I was quiet. One aunt in particular was relentless in her insistence that I needed to act more extroverted. I avoid her at all costs.
#3
My first instinct when I see animal is to say "Hello." My first instinct when I see person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
Winter Eleven 3 years ago
This reminds me of one summer. My bff amd i were hurrying to the cotton candy stands on the middle of the night, some couples or families were taking a walk (too hot during the day) and all of a sudden a German shepherd comes running towards us as we were turning a corner. My friend (a dog person, has 2 dogs at home) jumped and almost screamed...😱 I was just like PUPPPYYY it's Rex why are you scared?🥳 He didn't have a leash but was familiar with the neighbourhood and wanted pets 😂 if he was a human it would be a whole other story
Don Sliger 1 year ago
Depends on the animal, now a Lion that escaped from the zoo running toward me, the last thing I'm going to do is say "Hello." My first instinct is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
Lesia Miller 1 year ago
I will pass threw a room full of babies to get to a puppy!!🤣 I rejoice at them! I hide from the rest. 😅🤣🤘🥰
#4
Antistalking - learning someone's routine so you can avoid them.
InvincibleRodent 3 years ago
I recently learned that my neighbor leaves home at 7:35 every morning. Since then, I have been leaving at 7:30.
Winter Eleven 3 years ago
Walked into my professor ony route home, noticed she lives in am apartment building on my way... Switched routes just so i can avoid any possible interaction
#5
I always regret the plans I made when I was in a 5 minute extroverted mood.
Wide Awake at 3am 3 years ago
It's no coincidence that this topic has so few comments. Everyone is just quietly saying "yup" in their heads
Lesia Miller 1 year ago
I do this everytime I agree to go "out" for anything. Unless it's just for me & I don't have to deal w/ anyone. 😅😥
#6
How do you make an introvert happy? Cancel.
#7
Being an introvert allows me to care about humanity and despise human beings, simultaneously.
François Carré 3 years ago (edited)
I do the opposite, I must be another kind of introvert. I tend to avoid contact with other people but I don't despise them, I just need to be alone. That doesn't prevent me from being rather polite and even friendly with individuals when social interactions are required. On a more global point of view, I think Earth would be better off without humanity now, though.
J J 3 years ago
Earth is basically not going anywhere....thing is, humans are bad for other humans :_(
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Lesia Miller 1 year ago
Yes, I love everybody & I want the best for them. I just can't do it when they're around!
H.J. carlson 3 years ago
Humanity because they seem so heck bent on self -destrruction. #2-only the bad ones.
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
This is me. I know it's weird. Love hate relationship with the human race. 🙃
#8
Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen wondering why on earth you couldn't just text me.
Amy Adams 3 years ago
And for some reason pressing the button and listening to their audio message gives me just as much anxiety 😬
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mark glass 3 years ago
My current phone lets me read voice messages as text. Just when I thought life couldn't get any better...
Winter Eleven 3 years ago
I click the option "in a meeting. Text me if it's urgent" because anyone who knows me knows i will not answer (unless it's my cats vet)
Ladi Fuller 3 years ago
Oh my goodness, I hate when people want to video chat, I am just like why? Just text me like a normal human.
Rico Mendez 3 years ago
Same here. I don't like talking on the phone; texting is much preferred.
Casey Payne 3 years ago
As an automatic statement to delivery services are instructions to text my number, don't call. I have trained my phone to ignore people I don't know.
#9
I need more friends who understand that I still want to be invited but I'm not going.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
There was the introvert who was invited to a costume party and RSVPed that she was coming as Amelia Earhart.
Nicole Bryan 3 years ago
Same...I need to know people still care, but also know that I loathe having to interact with other humans
Peter Deveau 2 years ago
Every time family members are going out to celebrate something, I'm always told that it's alright if I want to stay home.
#10
How introverts make friends? Extroverts find them, like them and adopt them.
Winter Eleven 3 years ago
My extrovert adopted me in kindergarten and we're still best friend 2 decades later 😱
Boreddd🇺🇦 3 years ago
Been about 1 decade for me with my adoptive extrovert
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Henry Hagens 3 years ago
That's a bit of an over generalization. I'm an introvert and I have only introvert friends
Casey McAlister 3 years ago
I hate this take. Introverts are not little helpless kids or exotic pets for extroverts to adopt. It's so condescending.
M B 3 years ago
Every quiet person should have 1 noisy friend. That way, THEY do all the talking and you can just zone out.
Sunshine Daydream 3 years ago
I prefer that they do the talking to other people like waiters or staff, i can just stand stoic and silently
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I don't like these "extroverts adopting introverts" memes. It makes introverts sound juvenile and helpless. Yes, I have extroverted friends, but I don't owe my entire social life to them.
#11
I have an Introvert Hangover. I'm totally exhausted, from too much human interaction.
Winter Eleven 3 years ago
I literally get migraines. Go shopping once a week (stupid human body needing food to survive) and the next day or two I'm out
Nicole Bryan 3 years ago (edited)
we call that having an empty social tank. And now, due to rising prices on refilling fuel, I can't afford to refill that tank and shall now be never speaking to people again. Bummer
François Carré 3 years ago
That's what my job does to me on a weekly and sometimes a daily basis.
anime girl 3 years ago
True story: once in sixth grade a sweet looking seventh grader said hi to me and I threw up in my mouth a little bit (no I wasn’t sick)
Lesia Miller 1 year ago
Me too. It's been hard. Holidays over & now I kinda retreat to bed under covers, & kinda blocked all calls. I'm so overwhelmed w/ ppl rgt now. I'm on "vacation!" Out of order for repairs!! Just a few days of peace, plz!😅😥
#12
If the second I text you back, you call me because you know I'm holding my phone, I will call the police.
Winter Eleven 3 years ago
Is it possible to forward calls directly to the police? Asking for a friend
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
Or someone detects that you're on Facebook and calls you because they know you're at home three feet from the phone. I thought I was undetectable.
Mary Burdick 3 years ago
Once, before 911 was a thing, I was getting creepy phone calls every 15 minutes or so. Used call-forwarding to our local State Police office for about an hour, and when I switched the phone back to normal. Problem solved! I hope I scared some teenager into never making another prank phone call.
#13
Nightmare of introvert: Wait for the right time to say something. Get interrupted.
Nicole Bryan 3 years ago
when I've waited for the extroverts to finally pause and breathe so I can get a word in edgewise, then say ONE FREAKING WORD and have an insane adrenaline rush, just to be shut down by their mouth engines firing up again for a 3 mile cruise. And then my face turns red and I decided to sink into a virtual hole and die. Don't say you don't know what I mean...
anime girl 3 years ago
this happened to me today and I screamed a lil bit. I’m not proud of it…but I actually don’t think anyone heard me scream so it’s all good *ten minutes later * GAH JUST NEVER SPEAK TO ANYONE EVER AGAIN IT WAS TO EMBARRASSING AAAAAAAAAA
Philip Obermarck 3 years ago
Not really a nightmare for me...it's just another normal conversation.
Sunshine Daydream 3 years ago
Dear Extros: “Please don't dominate the rap, Jack If you've got nothing new to say.” - New Speedway Boogie
SMuggi NOLA 3 years ago
Also a nightmare... Copy Jam step number 18: "firmly pull lever 12c" Me standing there holding lever 12c in my hand, praying it snaps back on, in front of the 5 other people in the room waiting to make copies, 1min17secs before 1st bell...
Lazy Panda (she/her/hers) 3 years ago
Is the opposite of nightmare all-day-experience, because that’s way more accurate.
#14
Crap. I have to be somewhere in 6 hours. Time to start psyching myself up.
anime girl 3 years ago
FRlCK FRlCK FRlCK I GOTTA GET GROCERIES IN SEVEN DAYS *starts getting ready*
kath morgan 3 years ago
Having to go somewhere is basically the whole day. (Especially if it’s at short notice).
NJJenn1673 3 years ago
Six hours? Then I have to figure out what time to shower, get ready, do any errands that have to get done before while still having some time left over to mentally oreoare myself.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
And then you're ready and have a half hour to spare, and sit down, and then you lose the whole hype you built up and change back into your pj's...
Lesia Miller 1 year ago
I need advance time notice. To prepare myself. Get in the mood. To act like I'm happy to see them, cuz I DO love them, they're just very very difficult to tolerate. They don't listen or understand when I say I need space or quiet. No respect. I've been blowing up & getting nasty, short fixed. What's it gonna take for extroverts to give a care?
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
The pandemic hit us. One of our adult kids has done our weekly shop for us since. You can order things at other places and just have to pick them up, and someone else can do it for you. Amazon. Free ebooks from the library. If I could just put a dome over our house and garden I wouldn't have to acknowledge neighbours when I try to garden when no one is out walking dogs etc. Me, antisocial? Just a bit.
#15
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? What's wrong with just sitting in the dark?
#16
Sometimes you just need to lay on the couch and read for a couple of years.
Winter Eleven 3 years ago
I literally did that after finishing highschool. Had a mental breakdown... Spend 3 years catching up on every book series i wanted to read throughout the 9 years of forced schooling (if it's mandatory i will not read it)
Firstname Lastname 3 years ago
With a blanket and warm cup of cocoa. And a rainstorm for ambiance.
January Tempis 3 years ago
I had a friend say that we had been through a lot and it was perfectly natural to need to sit on the couch and not do anything for a couple of days. I'm laughed and said, "how about a couple of years??" The look she gave me was hilarious. But it was definitely a couple of years when I needed to do as close to nothing as possible other than lay on the couch and read. And watch TV ;-)
#17
People who say "Go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home.
VodkaInMySweetTea 3 years ago
Amen. Why on earth would I go big when going home is an option??
Ashley Greer 3 years ago
Ugh. Too many people missed the point…Did Andy from the Old Guard teach people nothing? You go Big when you can’t go home.
#18
You know you’re an introvert when you have inside jokes with yourself.
Izzy's Maid 3 years ago
That's why it's good to have a dog to share them with.
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#19
I wish more people were fluent in silence.
M O'Connell 3 years ago
Words like violence break the silence, come crashing in into my little world. Painful to me, pierce right through me. Can't you understand?
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Lesia Miller 1 year ago
Extroverts are needy & like children on mothers coattails. Introverts are actual adults. Matured. Not dependant on others.
Lesia Miller 1 year ago
Right?!😅 I think extroverts become dependent on others from birth. If it goes well, good life, love, they'll want more, & look for it always, while those who's did not go well, will stop looking to others & look to themselves instead. We are proudly called introverts.
Kare Deter 3 years ago
This is why I wear noise cancelling headphones even when not actually listening to anything. You trying to talk to me *IS* noise to me.
#20
Life is a constant balancing act between wondering why you weren't invited to something and wondering how to get out of it. - Elizabeth Hackett
Bored Person 3 years ago
I like being invited to things because it makes me feel valued but I don't like going to the things
Malina1606 3 years ago
Same. But a couple of days after the event I think it wasn't that bad, I'm glad I went there and I think I should go out again. Until I have to go out again.
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Ece Cenker 3 years ago
Obviously NOT an introvert who said this. Introverts wonder why they were invited and how to get out of it.
#21
If wanting to be alone makes you an introvert, and wanting to be with people makes you an extrovert, wanting to be with cats must make you a purrvert.
January Tempis 3 years ago
My ex predicted that I'd wind up alone living with just cats. Like, what's the downside? And besides, he was wrong... I also have a dog. 😂
#22
"There are pros and cons with working here. Like we arrange lots of fun activities for the employees." Introvert: "Right, and pros?"
Data1001 3 years ago
Oh gawd they did that at one of my last corporate jobs. It was *strongly* suggested that everybody go to the picnic/fun+games event they'd scheduled during the week. I told them I had work I needed to do, and convinced them to let me stay behind while everyone else was out of the office. Best day at work ever -- got a ton of stuff done, and didn't have to talk to anybody!
#23
There should be a weather app for people with social anxiety, like, "Today will be partly crowdy with a 70% chance of people you know.
François Carré 3 years ago
Would it officially allow me not to go out if the risk of meeting people I know is too high ?
Deborah B 3 years ago
Continue to be covid safe. Wear a mask, add sunglasses and a hat, and no one can tell it's you.
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You know you are an introvert when all you really want in life is to have the house to yourself for a few hours.
#25
Don't come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window.
Organic AutosMI 3 years ago
I don't think my neighbors have figured out that I don't open the door unless I'm expecting someone.
#26
99% of me "getting ready" is just me sitting on the floor trying to figure out if I actually want to go out or not.
#27
Hapiness is successfully closing the elevator door before anyone else can get in.
Boreddd🇺🇦 3 years ago
Screw the cameras. I do happy dances everytime I eat something that I like
Load More Replies... François Carré 3 years ago
Or when the train is leaving, will not stop in any other station until you arrive, and no one has come to sit next to you. Deep relief.
Agent 8433599 3 years ago
The high school version of this is nobody sitting next to you on the bus on the way to and/or from school
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#28
How many introverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 3 years ago
I mean, if there's a group of us introverts and multiple light bulbs go out, I can see each of us going to change the closest light bulb to us. That's just my opinion, though
EmCWolf 3 years ago
I feel like that scenario would point to a power outage, the electrician introvert's time to shine
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Sometimes I just agree with people so they can stop talking.
Ann Dennis 3 years ago
Perfected by my husband, a confirmed introvert. If he couldn't manage to avoid people, he'd just listen and smile and nod. He was well-liked by all.
Load More Replies... Sunshine Daydream 3 years ago
Correct: no need to encourage them to continue the convo, just let it ride
Kare Deter 3 years ago
Am I the only one who takes itty-bitty steps backwards - hoping to escape so slowly the talker won't notice?
Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 3 years ago
My disagreement may go along the lines of: "No: homophobia, transphobia, abuse of any kind, råpe and many other things should never be condoned. You can't change my mind. Off with you and I'm going home!"
#30
What do introverts and Loki have in common? They would both fake their own death to avoid social events.
#31
Said something awkward. Dwell on it all day.
#32
The problem with introverts is that they'd prefer to have an imaginary chat with a person instead of speaking with them in reality. So, there's no need to talk in reality anymore because they've already had a chat.
Michael Largey 3 years ago
I was such an introvert as a kid that I even avoided my imaginary friends.
#33
I was told to self-isolate for 14 days, and asked to make it an even 28.
#34
Two introverts walk into a room. One leaves.
#35
If I go out I'll want to come home, but if I stay home I'll want to go out.
Winter Eleven 3 years ago
I don't see any good reason to go out unless for groceries or something essential.
Deborah B 3 years ago
The best strategy is to go out, but pop into the supermarket on the way there, and acknowledge the existance of people, and the fact that you don't want to spend hours with more of them. Then you can buy snacks, and go back home. Congratulate yourself for leaving the house.
NJJenn1673 3 years ago
If I get the feeling that I want to "go out" I either go for a drive or go to one of my safe places - a book store or antique shop.
Ruth Hempsey 3 years ago
I used to feel lonely when I was young and never went anywhere for new year's eve. Then I watched people partying on TV, and realised how lucky I was.
Ashley Harrold 3 years ago
That's why the perfect activity for me is going to the movies. I'm surrounded by people but I don't have to interact with them
#36
If you want to talk to me on the phone, I’ll need at least three days notice.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
That's actually a problem for me at work. I'm a case worker at an insurance company, and I'm doing 60% written work that I can do whenever i want between 6am and 8pm, and 40% answering incoming phone calls, for which we get fixed shifts every second week. Now, that's not that bad, though I prefer the written stuff, but there's also cases, about once a week or so, where people called and asked to be called back about something, and I HATE that. Especially when they don't say what it's about. I don't know what's the big difference, since I won't know what it's about when a call comes in, either, but I really, really, try to avoid calling anyone... I'm actually glad when they forget to leave a number...
January Tempis 3 years ago
I got brave and I picked up the phone to spontaneously call some friends. One of them answered and was annoyed. The two others still haven't called me back. That was over a month ago. I am not getting brave in that way anymore!
Russell Rieckenberg 3 years ago
I'm sure when I bought my phone about five years ago I tried the ringer to make sure it works, though I don't remember doing it, since then the ringer is permanently off. Haven't a clue what my ring tone is.
kath morgan 3 years ago
As much as it is a Spendy activity, sometimes I honestly prefer phone. It can be a much more efficient way of getting something over and done with!
#37
How to spot an introvert in a crowd?
Please don't.
#38
The worst feeling for introvert is when you're chocking, but have to hold it in because 2 coughs had already drawn too much attention.
Grace 3 years ago
Whenever I choke on water in class (a lot), I always regret not just letting it out. I always make the same mistake of trying to cough silently or hold it in until it goes away. I always end up getting asked if I’m dying by the person next to me.
Robert Beveridge 3 years ago
"yes. Have you ever heard the expression 'we all die alone'? Please allow me to do so."
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What did one introvert say to the other introvert? Absolutely nothing and they quickly parted ways.
LeeAnne B 3 years ago
Two introverts walk into a room. They say nothing. They realize that was the best interaction ever and do not want to leave.
Not important 3 years ago (edited)
You get elite introvert status when you forget the sound of your own voice and your lips dry together from the lack of interaction with others. Those are really good days.
#40
When someone is making plans you have no intention of going to, so you add "What time?" for decoration.
Natalie Kelsey 3 years ago
But then you can't say you didn't know the time when they ask why you didn't go
DuchessDegu 3 years ago
No, no, no, my friend. You ask what time and they say "8 o'clock" and you reply "aw c**p, I have a super important thing I just can't possibly miss at 7:30 and will take hooooooouuurrrsss, but I'll be sure to pop by if I finish early" and stay home with your pets
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Michael Largey 3 years ago
A friend of mine was asked out on a date by a real jerk. She said, "Sorry, there would be a conflict." "With what?", he demanded. "With my wishes", she replied serenely.
Linda Williams 2 years ago
When someone is inviting you and you say that you're busy and they say "I didn't tell you when it was yet".
#41
That feeling when you're smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.
anime girl 3 years ago
I’m smart enough to know how not to be awkward, but too awkward to try.
Kamila Podolak 3 years ago
Ekhm I've said "yes" reading this list sooo many times but that... I've literally used this sentence describing myself.
#42
Being an introvert is basically liking your friends but wanting them to leave at the same time.
#43
The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.
#45
Attention! I'm such an introvert that if I ever have to draw attention I draw it on paper.
#46
How do you kill an introvert? Starve him to death by putting another person in the kitchen.
#47
Why did an introvert become an astronaut? He needed his space.
#48
Introvert planning a party: "Please, leave by 9p.m."
#49
If there really were an Introvert Club, would we even hold any meetings or would we all just mutually agree to say we're going to go, then cancel at the last minute?
LeeAnne B 3 years ago
Yes, after working up crippling anxiety about said meeting, which we had no intention of going to, thinking up excuses for days ahead and considering faking an injury to get out of. This is me before any social gathering.
François Carré 3 years ago (edited)
But imagine the relief when the introvert meeting would eventually get canceled and every member stays quietly at home, thinking about how the others must be feeling the same. That's real introvert fellowship.
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One time I talked to someone for twenty minutes so now I know how exhausted someone feels after running a marathon.
#51
Next time a stranger talks to you when you're alone just look at them shocked and whisper "You can see me?"
François Carré 3 years ago
Nope, that sounds way too dramatic. They might think you are desperate about being alone and need to talk.
#53
I'd rather be hanging out with my cat right now.
#54
Every room is an escape room when you’re an introvert.
#59
Please don't start talking to me just because we're sitting next to each other.
#60
It was cool being an introvert till the government started telling everybody to do it. Now I wanna go outside.
#61
Gets unexpected calls. Doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared.
#62
I'll only go if I can leave whenever I want to.
#63
Introverts when someone messes up their order at a restaurant: "Incorrect, but thank you!"
mark glass 3 years ago
No true introvert will ever be called a "Karen", thereby making the world a nicer place for the rest of the populace.
#64
What introvert say when he is run out of believable excuses to cancel plans? "Oh my God. I have to fake my death."
Francine Govan 3 years ago
tell them you have diarrhea ... it's 100% believable because it's awkward and embarrassing!
#65
Does anyone actually know what you should do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you?
Jen Vee 3 years ago
Does anyone else get really embarrassed having to open birthday/ Christmas presents in front of other people? Don't get me wrong, I'm always so grateful and appreciative of the gift, & the fact that I got one at all is a blessing, but having them watch me while I open the gift makes me so anxious!
Rider 3 years ago
Don't know which is worse. This, or having to call/text thank you for the gift because they didn't see me smile when I opened it.
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#67
Sorry, can’t talk. I talked to two people yesterday.
#68
I saw people through the window today. That’s enough social interaction.
#70
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Actually it's battery operated and already screwed in, it just needs time alone to recharge.
#71
The First Rule of Introvert Club is Don’t speak.
#73
How many introverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows, they wait until you're gone.
#74
How to make an introvert go crazy? Put them in a room with really friendly strangers.
#75
The fastest things on ear: cheetah, airplane, speed of light, introverts giving a presentation.
#77
Extrovert: Dances like nobody is watching. Introvert: Leaves the party like nobody is watching.
#80
Not sure if I'm awkward because of situation or situation is awkward because of me.
#82
"Sorry, I'm late. Nothing happened, I just really didn't want to come."– Jessica Pan
#84
How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? One.
#91
So an introvert throws a party for introverts. Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house.
#94
I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists. You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.
#95
In a conference I asked the crowd: “All the introverts raise the hand.” Nobody raised their hand.
#96
I was going to tell you a joke about introverts, but you wouldn't get it. It's an inside joke.
#97
An introvert walks into a bar. Bartender: What’ll it be, buddy? Introvert: Pitcher of beer. To go.
#101
When your friends invite you to go out with them, you know you ain't going, but you act interested anyway.
#104
"Maybe if I hurry I can make it from the bathroom to my bedroom before my roommates see me.”
#106
So an introvert goes into a bank and decides they need some money. Hesitantly, they walk to the counter. After the teller greets them they immediately respond with, "Hi, can you leave me a loan?"
#111
At least the party is less scary because it's close to my apartment.
#114
What was the first thing the introvert did when he was shipwrecked on a desert island? He started writing his thank-you note to the shipping line.
#118
How do you know when an introvert is going to kill themselves? They start talking to people.
#121
What did the introvert say when his girlfriend took his hand and asked him to cuddle on the couch? "Why must it be a group activity?"
#123
Why aren't there any introverted terorists? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.
What do you think ?
BonnyDK 3 years ago
You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.
Load More Replies... Casey McAlister 3 years ago
I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.
Sunshine Daydream 3 years ago
WTH do you mean “ I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such?” I always thought i was the only one, and that something was wrong with me, and that i could not fix me.
Ladytron 3 years ago
I don't know. I would consider myself an introvert but I don't fear/hate people (like many of these examples). And one on one conversations are more often than not interesting and enjoyable (even small talk). Group settings with people and small talk just sucks energy right out of my soul though, especially when I don't know them well (still don't hate people, just that it takes more energy than it gives and I tend to be quieter than I normally am)
BonnyDK 3 years ago
You know what is really sad is in America students who are quiet and just do their work are graded down for not participating in the discussion. Class participation is a big thing. Being an introvert is not even considered as allowable behavior. Teachers purposely try to draw these kids out of their shells. Especially when it comes to oral reports in front of a class.
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
It's not just in America, and it's actually quite sensible to try to teach anyone, even introverts, oral and presentation skills. An introvert doesn't have to be bad at these things, people with social anxiety might be. I'm introverted in the real sense of the word, needing me-time to recharge and getting very exhausted from long periods spend with other people - but I got very good at doing presentations, because I had to do at least one presentation per semester starting in 9th grade. I even acted in an amateur drama group for 10 years before I had children. If I hadn't been "forced" to learn certain skills, I would have missed out on a lot. I still need time to mentally prepare for those things, and to come down afterwards, but I succeed where I wouldn't have it I'd have had my way.
Load More Replies... Casey McAlister 3 years ago
I wish people would stop lumping introversion together with sociophobia and social anxiety. They are not the same.
Sunshine Daydream 3 years ago
WTH do you mean “ I've never met another introvert who wasn't proud of being such?” I always thought i was the only one, and that something was wrong with me, and that i could not fix me.
Ladytron 3 years ago
I don't know. I would consider myself an introvert but I don't fear/hate people (like many of these examples). And one on one conversations are more often than not interesting and enjoyable (even small talk). Group settings with people and small talk just sucks energy right out of my soul though, especially when I don't know them well (still don't hate people, just that it takes more energy than it gives and I tend to be quieter than I normally am)
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