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"No, we can’t name her that because there was a girl in middle school by that name who bullied me. No, no, that’s my cousin’s name. That rhymes with a bad word, and kids will definitely figure it out by second grade. No, I don’t like that name. That’s too common. That’s too long and difficult to spell. I give up! Let’s just make up a name!"

If you’re a parent, there is a good chance you’re familiar with the experience of spending months searching high and low for the perfect name for your little one. Choosing a name can be extremely daunting at first, when you’re unsure of what will be common or popular 5, 10, or 50 years from now, and if you had to deal with name-based bullying as a child, you want to protect your kids from the same fate. But when in doubt, I always like to say “better safe than sorry”. Because if you get too creative with your child’s name, you might end up paying the price by being mocked online…

Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the Name Nerds Jerks subreddit that is dedicated to name-shaming, as well as an interview with the group's moderator team to gain some insight about the community. As its description states, “No name is safe.” So be sure to upvote all of the posts featuring names that you can’t believe are actually on birth certificates somewhere out there, and then let us know in the comments what the most ridiculous baby names you’ve ever heard are.

Keep reading to also find an interview with Sherri Suzanne, professional baby name consultant and founder of My Name For Life. Enjoy this list of names that we can only hope are satire, and then if you are looking for suggestions to send your arch-enemy when they are naming their next child, check out Bored Panda’s last article on this same subreddit right here.

#1

Louder For The R/Namenerds At The Back

Louder For The R/Namenerds At The Back

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Ember
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so true. What may seem cute for a baby is much less so when being bullied at school or wanting to be taken seriously as an adult.

TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦and🇬🇧in🇺🇲
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean...I don't think these kids will have problems like that. Especially when you consider how many of their classmates are probably in the same boat. I'm Xanthippe & my older brother is Xander. 🤷‍♀️ I never got bullied, even in the 90s when unusual names were not that common. It was, however, (and still is) frustrating as hell when people can't pronounce my name. I'm fine with my name, but I can comiserate with kids like N8 and Tiphuhknee.

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Violet Jensen
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom did this pretty well! Violet, Finnegan, Willa, Felix, Crispin, Calliope, Julian

RMA
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It must drive Calliope insane to have people mispronounce it.

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Dynein
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And there are sooo many old-fashioned but *established* names out there! And if you dare go back about a 1000 years in time, a lot of those names would be pretty unique nowadays (that is, until other parents catch up and there's a new trend going - which is why you should always, *always* pick a name that's still meaningful *even if other people share it*. Uniqueness is so easily shattered).

Omiyaru
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Other countries have laws against this kinda shite

Just Jeff
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's Kitchenaid Whiskey Ditch!

Colin Timp
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please remember that your child will one day have to put that name on job applications. Employers might see that and immediately think "wierdo." Not a chance of getting hired

JJM
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is definitely abuse and reminds me of a story about a girl in Australia who petitioned the court to change her name because she couldn't stand the ridicule any longer. Can't remember what the parents named her - but that is what you are subjecting your children to for life.

Brandie Litchfield
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

23 years ago, I named my daughter Heaven Lee Anne. She was bullied horribly in school, especially by boys. *How do I get into heaven? *(She wears skirt) I can almost see the gates of heaven. * Are you heavenly Heaven Lee? *Taste like heaven *Heaven and nature sing *For heaven sake ---and any variation of these jokes on repeat Once she was 17 years old, and had asked for a name change for many, many years--i agreed and allowed her to name herself. From that point on, she grew into herself and became the young adult that I know now. Even though I raised a little girl named Heaven (which I still absolutely love as a little girls name), I have an adult daughter named Ciel (French for the sky and the heavens, to still honor me and the name I raised her with.) 23 years ago, a unique name was just that, unique. Now, everyone is mis-spelling any and everything for their poor child. Might as well be a boy named Sue...

Cara G
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm very sorry that your daughter was so horribly mistreated. Your story is quite lovely though, revealing a tenderness in your relationship by her taking care to choose a name that still honored you. You're right that around the turn of the millennium, unique baby names were just gaining popularity. They were unique until they had some overnight explosion. My eldest niece is 21 and her name is Nadia. This is around when Brianna, Isabella, Kaitlyn, Jenna, Olivia and Sophia became SUPER popular. Always multiple classmates with these names. Always the only Nadia. Fast forward to five years ago and Nadia named my youngest niece, Vienna. My neighbor across the street's youngest granddaughter? Also Vienna. Popping into Joann's for some yarn? A little girl one aisle over being spoken to.... Also. Named. VIENNA. I wonder if this is why people are now shoe-horning numerals and special characters into their children's names.

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Benita Valdez
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Marijuana Pepsi Jones got her PhD and is doing just fine 🤣

Justme
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When choosing my children’s names I imagined them on a “Vote For {X}” poster and “I’d like to introduce our new Chief of Podiatry, {Y}”.

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To learn more about how the Name Nerds Jerks group began, we reached out to the moderator team on Reddit. "This sub started as a joke - there was a post on the main Name Nerds sub that inspired me to comment about how we needed [another] sub," one of the moderators, Kydashian, told Bored Panda. "Meg (another moderator) responded that she made it, and then my exact comment was 'mod me, daddy'. Boom, new sub."

"I don’t think either of us ever thought there were going to be this many like-minded jerks, but it has been so much fun! I think our community has taken off because it’s a place where you can truly be honest and have other people chime in," Kydashian explained. "If you ask your cousin what they named their baby and they respond with something ridiculous, you’re probably going to smile and say something kind. However, you bring that name to our subreddit, and we’re all going to laugh with you. Like any subreddit, there are some 'go-to comments' that show up on the main, that we will comment as a joke and it’s just a fun place to laugh at the absurdity of it all. I dare you to post 'I’m thinking of Juniper' and let the sub tell you what they think. I think we’re a good outlet for some people to be able to joke around and let off steam over some petty things."

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    #2

    Son Of A Ditch

    Son Of A Ditch

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love and hate everything about this!

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drittney reminds me of a little girl i know named Bristina. Her whole life is going to be: "what's your name?" "Bristina" "Christina?" "No Bristina with a B" "Chrisbina?

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's 19 and has a kid already?

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro tip: Never answer the question of what your child's name will be when in the middle of your ventriloquist act.

    JessG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to meet all these girls' parents....then shake the shït out of them and ask them what the heck they were thinking!

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid that if you shook all of the shìt out of them, they'd be empty

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    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg!!!😂 It's Drittney, ditch!!! 😂😂😂

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to create a baby naming app called Hinder, you send me your baby name idea and I will swipe left or right accordingly

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's drittney ditch" 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤

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    We also asked if they had any advice for people considering making up a name for their children. "Thinking of naming your kid something unique that you made up? [We] have one piece of advice: Don’t."

    "But seriously - children grow up to have their own full adult lives and will have to sign their mortgage, apply for jobs, and have professional relationships for the majority of their lives," Kydashian shared. "Keep that in mind!"

    The group is lighthearted and fun, but the moderators raise some valid points. Please don't make your children's lives easier the second you name them.

    #3

    ~*literaleigh*~

    ~*literaleigh*~

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm honestleigh realleigh sick of people giving their children extremeleigh stupid names. This includes adding "-leigh" unnecessarileigh to the end of female names. I find it incredibleigh stupid and lacking sense.

    Purple Sprinkles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her family's last name shoudl be unfortunatleigh.

    Paula MV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter and I tried to come up with a really bad one--Cheyleighne.

    Crissie Laugesen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children of Metaphoricleigh and Figurativeleigh?

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literaleigh is literaly not a name at all

    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All about the look at me's.

    Ingrid Mackay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, dang it all, now you just named a whole family, coming to a Walmart near you

    Silas Nash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it's a boy? Stanleigh?

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    To gain some insight from a baby naming expert, we reached out to professional baby name consultant and founder of My Name For Life, Sherri Suzanne. First, we wanted to hear what inspired Sherri to get into this field. "I’ve had a lifelong passion for onomastics (study of names) and started my name database at age 7 and still use it today!" Sherri told Bored Panda. "Names are like art—they represent different styles and cultures and sounds and looks. I collect names like some people collect sculpture or painting."

    "I’ve been naming since elementary school—family members, dolls, pets—for anyone I could pester to let me help," Sherri says. "I was managing editor of magazine in New York when I first assisted a pregnant co-worker name her child. She mentioned it to another mom-to-be who mentioned it to another until I was helping parents by word of mouth quietly throughout the Nineties. I began to formalize my procedures in the 2000s and brought my services to the web about 12 years ago."

    #4

    Or There’s Always Natalawn

    Or There’s Always Natalawn

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    Julia Sanchez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In german "schnattern" means twitter.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, no, actually the German translation of "twitter" is "zwitschern". "Schnattern" is reserved to geese and ducks (I guess the English word would be "honking"? Or "quacking"?). Either way, if the parents do go with the name, they need to make a wide, wiiide berth around anyone speaking German, lest the poor child become known as "The Honking Natalie, honk honk quack quack"!

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    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds dismissive. Natalie, Schnatalie.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone told me their name was Schnatalie, I'd say God bless you.

    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Nawn, pronounced "my parents are idiots"

    Lindsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like an infected sneeze....

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen Sean, Shawn and even Seen, but never Schawn.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! And I love how they explained the pronunciation - Schawn pronounced as Sean!

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    Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schnattalie? Seriously, please don't let her travel to any german speaking country. Why? Because over here, ducks schnattern. She will be followed by duck noises the whole time. Hi, my name is Schnattalie. Oh hi, I am Donald Duck. Quak, Quak.

    Silas Nash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they Seriousleigh thinking that Schnatalie is a good name?

    B-flat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You missed your chance at schnataleigh here

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    JJM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is: school kids can be terribly cruel and with a name like 'Schnatalie' I shudder to think what they would so with that ridiculous name...........

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    We also asked Sherri why she thinks there is a trend of naming children strange names. "To be honest, many of the most peculiar names people cite to me are the stuff of urban legends," she told Bored Panda. "I think they enjoy seeing my reaction. Having said that, there have always been parents who stretch the envelope when it comes to naming. But I think more parents are being adventurous namers nowadays as a result of being exposed to a variety of tastes and styles via the internet. Add in the fact that many pop-culture figures have names 'outside the box', and you can see the temptation for many parents to join in."

    "In truth, while originality and individuality are part of 21st-century culture, the overwhelming majority of parents want their child to stand out but also to fit in," Sherri explained.

    We also asked if she thinks parents should have complete free range when it comes to naming their kids. "In general, I’m not in favor of imposing regulations," she shared. "But I absolutely think common sense must prevail! The Golden Rule is to name selflessly, putting the child first."

    #5

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemme guess: the next one's going to be Simba Charming if it's a boy, and Tiana Snow if it's a girl.

    Brivid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like those names way better than Quasimodo Hercules.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a hunch that the boy won't appreciate that name.

    iblewsheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you wanted Disney names for the kid's, should have stuck with Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy Dopey and Dipshit

    jade s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The prince's have normal names though like Eric and Philip

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im assuming these are first and middle names. Esmeralda Belle is okay...but why not Ariel Aurora? Then Marie Nala. How about for the boy John Hercules or something. I feel like you can do Disney themed names without it being ridiculous. Also why didn't the dad protest?

    Jessica N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A girl i knew in high school had an ariel, an isabella, an aurora and a belle and i always thought they were pretty names, if a little juvenile-y inspired. Guessing there's no dad around if those names got through

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to suggest, Simba Gaston, Aladdin Tarzan or Mowgli Jafar.

    Andrea Cranford
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot name a child a synonym for ugly unless you want them to be tortured. That's child abuse by proxy.

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a huge disney fan I grew up with all these movies they bring me so many emotions but never could I ever do this to my child. It's cruel IMO. Maybe one or two of these names would be ok on their own, not both and absolutely not every child.

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney names are fine but these combinations?? And Quasimodo Hercules??? Help these kids

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    We also wanted to hear from the expert how parents can strike the perfect balance of picking a unique name that will stand the test of time without going too far out of the box. "As I mentioned, it’s a challenge for modern parents to help their child stand out while fitting in," Sherri said. "One of the most requested name types in my practice nowadays are familiar names that have fallen out of use. These names give just the right touch of originality while remaining comfortable. However, I use lots of techniques to help parents bring individuality to a child’s name—from picking names in ancestral languages to finding names in literature, history and art."

    #6

    Hureigh!

    Hureigh!

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    Vector
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whats the big deal with "leigh" nowadays?

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason people feel spelling a common name, like Ashley, Haley, kylie, etc. with leigh will make it more unique. It doesn't. It is still the same common name that tons of people have. The difference is the fact the child will spend their life having to constantly correct people on the spelling of their name, and will have to correct the pronunciation because people will struggle getting Ashley out os Aahshleigh (a spelling I recently saw). There is nothing wrong with naming your child a common name. Just accept that it is common and spell it like it is supposed to be spelled.

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My middle name is Leigh, but I had it since 1990. My Mom liked Vivian Leigh, the actress, but thought Vivian was very dated. My Dad liked the name Jessica and the rest is history.

    SandraG_lak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always pronounce "Leigh" as "ay" - like in "sleigh", "neigh".

    BannedFromABoatShow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter has a friend named Aleigha. Looks like Ah-leg-hah every time I see it.

    Donna M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aqua Velva and Aqua Landa

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    So what are the most important factors parents must keep in mind when naming their children? According to Sherri, "Our future success depends on our ability to introduce ourselves with confidence. So parents can be creative if they wish but also be practical and sensitive. No names that form jokes, rhymes, puns or phrases. Express individuality in 'I’m Sofia with an ‘f’--not Sophia.' I’m cautioning against creating a spelling like Sofeeyuh just to be different. If you want to be original, better to just pick an uncommon name. A name that seems nice on paper may not work well in daily life. Lift name candidates off the page and test them out loud to make sure they can be said easily and with confidence. Pick a name you like to say. You’ll be saying it a LOT."

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    Lastly, Sherri added, "To older children and adults with ‘adventurous’ names: If your parents gifted you with an attention-grabbing name that you love, then go ahead and embrace it! However, if your name is a source of pain and insecurity, remember that we each have power over what we are called. Short of name-changing, remember that nicknames, middle names and initials are all ways to tame a wild first name."

    If you'd like more naming words of wisdom from Sherri or to learn about what the most popular names are right now, be sure to check out My Name For Life right here.

    #7

    This Sub Has Ruined Me. I Saw This And Immediately Started Thinking Up Nicknames

    This Sub Has Ruined Me. I Saw This And Immediately Started Thinking Up Nicknames

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...at least there was no one named Cookie Monster

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but you haven't met my son, Snuffleupagus

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh, but Grover Cleveland's first name was actually Stephen.

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My american friend Grover used to work with the designer who came up with the Grover muppet before he was a muppet designer. Grover is named after my friend.

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there were no muppets named Adolph. Would sure hate to lose that one.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada, no one, literally no one, has been legally named Karen in the last two years. Read a StatsCAN article about it

    julie son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think that, after Disney, nobody would use Donald anymore. Now I heard Donald Duck has legally applied for a name change.

    Wilson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought these names were made up for muppets :O

    Robert Robi Z
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need a permit to name your son Kermit.

    Ann Mohrmann
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many popular names had by famous people or fictional characters just aren't used, or are overused: Elton (John), Elvis, Shakira, Bruce, Michelle, Barack, Hermione, Draco, Robin...

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    #8

    ✨Pia✨

    ✨Pia✨

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, my name is Pakistan International Airlines. Pleasure to meet you." "Are you Pakistani?" "No, I'm American and my parents are idiots."

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m gonna name my daughter Malaysia International Airport

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't that be Kuala Lumpur International Airport (or KLIA, for short)? 😜

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    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god holy mother in hell what have I just read?

    Iben SJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Pia is a fairly Commons name in Denmark, atleast in my generation (1970).

    Mini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pia is a very normal and common name in my country.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genius! This just added four new options to my list of baby names! John F. Kennedy, Islip-MacArthur, Fiorello LaGuardia, and Newark. Newark is moving straight to the top of the list.

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might get free flights with it...

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    #9

    Someone’s A Superfan

    Someone’s A Superfan

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    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't you get it legally changed?

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not that this is a great name to have right now, but my actual name is Karen. My mother was having problems after I was born, and left the paperwork to his Scottish mother who heard "Cairn". So, my original birth certificate shows I was a rock formation. And yes, you can have it changed.

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny! And so unfortunate about the name! One of the best bosses I've ever had was named Karen. She was so supportive, understanding and passionate!

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    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that is spelled wrong. Isn't the R supposed to be backwards? 🤘

    Mandy Shelden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Amanda, but my baptismal certificate listed it as Armada. I've been drunk with power ever since.

    Squawkleo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's KORN! it has the juice.

    True Mediocrity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw Korn live last week :D great show!

    InfectedVoiceBox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw them at Download this past June and they were awesome.

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    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They misspelled my son's last. Never noticed till registering him for kindergarten. Not hard to correct, just a pain

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's corn! A big lump with knobs!

    Wick E. Scratch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably different in different states or hospitals, but both my wife and I had to review the info not once, not twice, but 3 times just at the hospital. First had to write it out for them to start their paperwork, then they came later and had us review spelling of all our names, dates, etc ... then next day they had us review and press the button to submit it to the county I guess. Then we were asked to review again when we picked some copies up from the county.

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    It’s amazing that some of the baby names on this list were actually signed off on for multiple reasons, one of which being that both parents agreed on the name. Of course, not every child has two parents around at birth. But every parent should have a few family members or close friends that they discussed their baby names with as well. Yet somehow, there are children out there named Abcde and Imunique. According to one survey though, Kinzleighanne probably did not get her name overnight. Apparently, 75% of first-time parents argue over what to name their child. In fact, baby names are the number one thing expecting parents argue over, beating out whether or not the mother should return to work and whether or not to have a second child by a longshot. 

    And when it comes to why baby names have become so loose over recent years, Laura Wattenberg, creator of BabyNameWizard.com told Today, “I liken baby names to the dress code. We’ve thrown away the office dress code when it comes to naming. We’ve seen a revolution in naming where there is no such thing as a ‘normal’ name. And, while there is still a number one name, it’s only a fraction as popular as the number one name was years ago.”

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    #10

    Grandma Jr

    Grandma Jr

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    Ember
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing (and hoping) that this is sarcasm

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is, thankfully 😭😭 you know it’s bad when u can’t tell anymore

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    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a young lady called Granny. Yes we have a LOT of strange given names in Africa. Worth a Google search.

    OhBlahDi OhBlahDa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to say this. Although to be fair I've only come across the name "Granny" in Southern Africa.

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    Robert Robi Z
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a kind of apples named Granny Smith. So why not name your child Granny if your family name is Smith?

    flippin berry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly impossible. One of my cousins (very far removed) is named Grania. The kid is twelve and I can only imagine what her schoolmates call her.

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a girl called Nana she was African

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    #11

    Rock, Middle Name Bob

    Rock, Middle Name Bob

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    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For goodness sake, call the child 'Robert', and shorten it to 'Bob'. If you really want a 'rock' name, add in 'Petros' as a middle name.

    Andrea Cranford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peter too, if they want Rock. Also have these people never heard of nicknames? If you want to call your child something *unique* (read: stupid) make it a nickname or if you must officially brand your child make it a middle name.

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    Unboundllama117
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just name the child Dwayne, people will eventually get it

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok hear me out what if you called him "Brockleigh Bob" and like one day if you had a little girl you could call her "Cauleigh Flower".

    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob is a "weird" name but Rock isn't?!? WTF and yes you have lost your minds... dumb as Rock's parents.

    Ciara Ann Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I (obviously) like the name Stone ;)

    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all are going to emotionally and mentally scar these kids for life.

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twisted idea here... First name Shiske, second name Bob... (I will see myself out now)

    Tony Pott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Rock is a bit of a 'hard' name. Sponge would be better. Sponge Bob Longsirname

    A.Ham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE how they are considering ROCK but BOB is the "weird name" lmao

    Francisco Scaramanga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Poland, you can give a child a maximum of two names, but we usually use one. Virtually no one introduces himself with two names.

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    After the initial excitement of finding out you’re expecting a child wears off, it’s time to start discussing names. And while most parents like to wait until they know the gender to start narrowing down names, it can still become a very heated topic. So if your partner starts suggesting names like Tryxtynn or Drittney, Carrie Felton of Stuck On You recommends a few ways you can shoot down their suggestions without causing a fight. She suggests creating a no-go list from the beginning and agreeing on a set number of ‘vetoes’ that you and your partner both get, so nobody starts getting their hopes up about a name that the other person truly hates. But when you’ve narrowed down the list a bit and there are still names you would like to discard, here are a few ways to turn your partner off to those names. One suggestion that might be questionable but should certainly do the trick is telling your partner about a past lover who had that name. “Allow your eyes to glaze over while you coo dreamily about that magical night you spent with a hot surfer named Humphrey,” Carrie explains.

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    #12

    &y

    &y

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    Lem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the only way anyone will ever read it

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andy would work better with spelling &e. That's my 2 cents. (This is a joke, please don't name your child &e or &y)

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers: "Okay, class. When I call your name, please raise your hand and say that you are present. Ampersand y. *silence* Ampersand? Anyone?"

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo, that took me way too long

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    Another tactic Carrie suggests for deterring your partner from fighting for a name you despise is to do your research about famous disgraced athletes, murderers, drug smugglers, etc. with that name. If you can convince them that many people will have a negative association with that name, you might be able to persuade them to start looking for other options. Finally, she says that good old-fashioned guilt can usually do the trick too. Both partners should love and be excited about the child’s name, so there is no point in settling on a name that one person won’t be thrilled to share with their friends and family. And as Carrie adds, “Depending on where you live, you will have about two months to finalize your baby’s name after birth so there’s no huge rush.” If, for some reason, the two of you still can’t decide upon meeting your baby, you can live with them for a month or two before picking a name that perfectly suits them.   

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    #13

    Ooof. The 9 Of Them Also Live In A 200 Square Foot Bus

    Ooof. The 9 Of Them Also Live In A 200 Square Foot Bus

    catkarpet Report

    Peppy Piplup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't Audie a normal name though? It's the least worst

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is the car brand Audi 🤣

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    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uriah is actually a legit name. It is from the Hebrew word meaning God is Light. I have met a couple people named this. One of our closest friends has this name for his middle name.

    Ronda News Channel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britney (Spears), Gunner (Guns N Roses Fan), (Taylor) Swift and Uriah (Heep)

    JessG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for those kids living in such small quarters, especially the girl. What happens when puberty hits? They'll end up resenting their parents for the home AND the names.

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Condoms, people. Condoms. They’re so easy to get. I’ll even buy you a box from Costco. Plain? Ribbed? Magnum? Your choice, it’s on the house.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of those names are perfectly normal. Maybe not the most fashionable.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do the parents get it on with so many kids in such a small dwelling?

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without shame is the answer you're looking for... Like, I had to convert to square meters, but it's not even half the size of the one-bedroom flat I lived in alone when I was a student. They must have either thrown all the children out of the bus to play while they got at it, or they were basically right next to them... That's not nice.

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    Nadine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People think having kids is a talent.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinsey, Audie and Swift aren't hideous, but who calls a child Aquila, Schofield, or Uriah? Aquila is going to be called Attila or Tequila, and Uriah is going to be called Urine-ah at school. Parents need to think about name calling at school if they don't want their kid to grow up hating their "unique" name.

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    #14

    Planning Ahead

    Planning Ahead

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    Olivier VD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with Ophelia?

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There isn't any thing really wrong with the name. They were just commenting on the fact that they met a kid named Ophelia at a pool given the fate of the Shakespeare character Ophelia (spoiler alert, she drowns).

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    Patti Vance
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha someone is familiar with the bard

    Random Person
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dannnnnnng that's a good Hamlet reference

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Ophelia, it sounds like Octavia. They're both beautiful names.

    Historyharlot93
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me almost spit my tea out laughing

    Cat Cassano
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this. Ophelia first appeared in 1504AD it is borrowed from the ancient Greek word ōphéleia and is observed in traditional spelling here. Not exactly crazy or unusually spelt?

    Aunt Riarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a reference, Ophelia is a character in Hamlet, and she drowns

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    #15

    Mom Sent Me This Text Today. Possibly The Worst Name I’ve Seen

    Mom Sent Me This Text Today. Possibly The Worst Name I’ve Seen

    CallDownTheHawk Report

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister-in-law is a nurse in New York City. Years ago when working in the emergency room she told me of a woman who brought her baby daughter in for some reason. The bay's name was S h i t h e a d, pronounces Shuh-teed. WTF

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger sister will kill me, but at one point she was dead set that if she ever had a daughter, she wants to name her Aphrodisia. She heard it on the pilot episode of Buffy and thought it sounded pretty. I told her there was no way that was someone's name, but we rewatched the scene, and technically she was right, it was a student's name. Once I explained the joke and what that word means, my sister decided to drop that from the list

    JessG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not Aphrodite? That's where "Aphrodisia" (obviously a derivative of Aphrodisiac) comes from anyway, and it's actually a real name. In fact, it's still used fairly commonly in Greece. So you can tell your sister she's not totally wrong

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    RezFidel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend everybody calls God...super introvert guy but knows everything.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But get him mad, and - whoops - there goes everyone's first-born child.

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    Hime
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A kid at my son's daycare had the name D'Sia (pronounced like the word desire with a lazy a)

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not Erika or Eric depending on gender

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you get a Vagina (pronounced like vuh-gee-nuh).

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, but what the f.u.c.k.

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than the worst ones I've heard of. There's S**thead - pronounced shih-THEYD. Or there's A**hole - pronounced ah-SHO-la.

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    Depending on where you live, you might have time after the baby is born to finalize a name, but you also might have strict laws in relation to what your baby can be called. Certain countries have approved baby name lists, which can frustrate some parents, but can also protect children from being named Anuhsteezia. In New Zealand, for example, there is a list of banned baby names, including Christ, Messiah, Lucifer and Justice. One would hope that parents would never dream of calling their children many of the names featured on this list, but unfortunately, the list does exist for a reason. Without restrictions in place, New Zealand would have at least 31 ‘King’s, 28 ‘Princess’es, 7 ‘Majesty’s and 25 ‘Royal’s. Apparently, some names still slip through the cracks though. According to CNN, New Zealand has at least one person named Violence and another named Number 16 Bus Shelter. 

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    #16

    Song Is Forever Changed In My Head Now

    Song Is Forever Changed In My Head Now

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    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to read this name gave me a seizure

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read that name out loud three times, I hear a loud buzzing, snapping noise and now there's a loud growling grunting noise coming from bedroom. I think I just summoned something unholy.

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    EpicWolfandSparrow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooohhh what you do to meigh, oh what you to to meigh🎶🎶

    Stolas <3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thousand miles seems pretteigh far, but they've got planes, and trains, and cars.

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    Hannah Hudson-Lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaelic speakers be like, "Dee-lie-luff?"

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm this very common in Utah

    BobTDG
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not Delilah by Tom Jones. It is called Delilah though. EDIT: it's by 'the white T's ' and it's called hey there Delilah .

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    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That spelling sure doesn't make it easy. It makes zero sense.

    Cindy Campbell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that sounds like a Utah name. Maybe its the altitude here?

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    #17

    Username Checks Out

    Username Checks Out

    ebba_and_flow Report

    Alexa Saltz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs are named Havoc and Chaos!

    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm worried this mother is going to be pulling the 'I carried/gave birth to these babies, therefore the decision is mine' for a long time.

    ThatHuskyStorm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. In my opinion she shouldn’t get that privilege if she’s going to cause issues for these babies from the get-go. I hope things got resolved.

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    Dynein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Folks, please, please note: A name is supposed to last someone a life time, which can be as long as 100 years. "Trendy" should never, EVER come into a decision that long-lasting!

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's having two more kids, Mayhem and Catastrophe.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you lived in a book written by Stephen King and your twins were wizards, then yes.

    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a couple of the horsemen of the apocalypse.

    Kathi Schäffer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NTA, you just have common sense. Unlike her 🙈

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's going to cause havoc and chaos giving them those names

    Tina B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs quints. Add Anarchy, Mayhem, and Bedlam.

    Jack S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kaos pretending to be his brother: Mum "What are you doing?" Kid "Playing Havoc" Mum "This was a mistake" Husband "You're the one who caused Kaos" Mum ...

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NTA but she most definitely is. And I'm concerned with your sisters' reactions.

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    #18

    From Hp Sub

    From Hp Sub

    Budgiejen Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would think the land of Mormons would want names a tad more biblical. But then you see the names of the chapters of the Book of Mormon and then you understand completely.

    True Mediocrity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up in Utah, and there are definitely people named after Book of Mormon people (Nephi, Moroni, Teancum, Mosiah, Zeezrom... All actual names of people I've met)

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    AutisticTurtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a dude named Braeden. It's actually a semi-normal spelling of the name, at least where I'm from.

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    According to The Washington Post, at least 12 countries currently have legislation in place regarding baby naming, including Germany, Spain, Portugal, Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Japan and Malaysia. Some nations, such as the Scandinavian democracies, have these rules in place to look out for the well-being of children and their future reputations. On the other hand, some countries, like Morocco, have banned names of certain ethnic groups. But there can also be logistical reasons for restricting certain names. Some states in the US, for example, don’t allow for diacritics to be in registered names. This means that if you would like to name your child José, he will be legally registered as Jose. 

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    #19

    This Post On Facebook Got Me. This Is (Some Of) The Future

    This Post On Facebook Got Me. This Is (Some Of) The Future

    ravioli-garlicbread Report

    Dutchman Callypso
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was named something like that, I'd change my name the day I reached adulthood...

    Michael Rowe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I waited until I reached adulthood to change my name only to find out I could have done it at 16 w/o parental consent in AZ.

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    Rachel Smith
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gets me about these weird "unique" names is the delusion. Thousand of years of human history, millions of different plants, so many mythical figures...and these parents can only think of ending names with "leigh' or coming up with somed forked up spelling scheme. When I was in highschool I knew someone named Rhythm and that's a cool unique name. And it has an actual meaning pretaining to music so it made sense as a name.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bracken: tall fern with coarse lobed fronds

    B-flat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to know what that man in the middle is called. Can we find a name for him?

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you like the sound of the name, spell it normaly, FFS! Because your kid is going to have to spell it for people the rest of their life. "Yes, it's Marie Smith, but Marie is spelt M-e-r-r-e-i-g-h, and Smith has a y instead of an i, and an e on the end. Yes, my parents did this to me, and I hate them for it."

    norabest321
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those men on the bottom, no-name and +2...

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....It's pretty sad when 'Rhyatt' is the best out of these names.

    #20

    “Simple” They Want To A Name A Child “Simple.”

    “Simple” They Want To A Name A Child “Simple.”

    mechele2024 Report

    Mrs. EW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Erin. It’s a simple name and not as common as you would think. Plus, it simultaneously means beautiful and Ireland. Although, if I had had a girl, it would’ve been Nova Jane. My son is Logan Alexander.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorgeous, both. Nova Jane and Logan Alexander.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about something like "Grace", because if kids don't call her Simple-minded, they'll rhyme it and call her Simple-Pimple.

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her little brothers Moron and Halfwit.

    Collette McRobert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great name to build your daughter's confidence. She is a simple girl....

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alice, it's simple and not that common I've found

    Avocado Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got Three nice simple girl names: Ivy, Cora and Ella. They all sound beautiful and are much better than 'Simple'. :)

    Micah Chips 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scared that their nickname would be "simp"

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    #21

    Some On-The-Nose Landlord Names From The 11th C

    Some On-The-Nose Landlord Names From The 11th C

    WeirdMedieval Report

    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were the names provided by the tenants?

    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My landlord is Edward the bastard!

    Emma London
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country it was common in the 1800s for the man of the household to receive a nickname that then became their common name. One of the given examples was Sianvittu, which literally means "Swine's C**t".

    Paula MV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Goldilocks come from Goldenbollocks?

    pebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, good old days without political correctness ...: D

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hwelp is what you name your last kid, when you throw your hands up and say Hwelp, I'm done

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one was named Robert Goldenbollocks?

    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nottingham was originally called "Snotta inga ham" which meant "the village belonging to Snotta".

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    But aside from the attempted use of foreign characters or names that are just too long for government databases to handle, governments in some of these countries have rejected other names just because they are absurd (or offensive). Sweden has stopped children from being named Metallica, Superman, Veranda, Ikea, and Elvis, while Germany has rejected Matti, Osama bin Laden and Adolf Hitler as baby names. In Japan, someone tried to name their child Akuma, or devil, and in China someone simply wanted to name their baby @. New Zealand has also turned down Anal, 5th, V8 and *. Yes, someone wanted to name their child just an asterisk.

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    #22

    I Know Nick Cannon Gets Posted A Lot, But Baby #9 Is Confirmed On The Way… Here Are Is Other 8 Kids Names

    I Know Nick Cannon Gets Posted A Lot, But Baby #9 Is Confirmed On The Way… Here Are Is Other 8 Kids Names

    DoofusTinyRick Report

    Lea Panthera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *throws up hands in surrender* I'm done, I can't take anymore. Goodbye, world.

    Purple Sprinkles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His "legendary love cannon" is what got him so many kids in the first place.

    Fussy1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You darling Purple are today's winner of the internet! Thank you for playing.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Zion's middle name sounds like a medication!

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixolydian_mode

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    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be updated a Zillion times!

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    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently Moroccan and Monroe are twins, and their names are supposed to sound like "Rock 'n' Roll" when said together. It's.... certainly a choice.

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zillion Heir. Just no, please stop reproducing.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ever there was a case for "forced sterilisation", this would be it.

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    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure which one's the worst. "Legendary Love Cannon" will be able to pursue his chosen career in the p0rn industry without an alias, "Zion Mixolydian" is a failed Venn diagram of the antique Mediterranean and the latest hipster cocktail bar, "Powerful Queen Cannon" sounds like a gadget from some quirky anime shoot-'em-up that kiIls monsters by firing crowns at them, "Moroccan Scott" proudly presents a complete ignorance of geography and cultural identity, and "Zillion Heir" can only pray to any god that may listen that he or she will never go bald.

    JessG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heir is pronounced like "Air" though, so rather, he or she should hope they always have money and don't marry a gold digger...

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixolydian? That name would be perfect for an antibiotic.

    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a type of music scale really common in blues and rock

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    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping for either Potato Cannon or T-Shirt Cannon.

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    #23

    11 Babies Named Arson Last Year

    11 Babies Named Arson Last Year

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    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why on earth would you want to give your baby a name that reminds us of violence or unrest?????? That'll be the next name trending for a girl..."violence".... these names are awful.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes we can defend the comments about America...this is not one of those times.

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Arson is badly behaved, do they get called Arsol?

    Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know a girl named arson!!

    Warren Hazelton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't aware that Sarah Palin and Lauren Boebert had that many children between them.

    Dayton Moore-Monge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on lemme just name my kid AK-47 real quick, also meet her older brother, Nuke

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. (deep yoga breathing) This is very different and not humorous whatsoever. The fact that people, obviously Americans, are naming their newborns after the very things that are slaughtering children while they SHOULD be safely receiving their education is OBSCENE. A few weeks ago after my sister did back to school shopping, she told me that she regretted buying light up sneakers for my 5 year old niece because they will make her more of a target in an active shooter situation. I didn't even have the urge to assuage her anxiety because she's not wrong and not a single U.S. citizen has the luxury of ever thinking that we are safe from a mass shooting. We are not. EVER. And the fact that 2A zealots are glorifying this as if it's an honor? I am sick to my stomach and my blood feels like ice water. This is mass delusion and it's vulgar and terrifying.

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real, this has me on the verge of tears. No more internet for today. Be safe, Pandas ❤

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people wonder why America is known more for school shootings than for higher education!

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    #24

    I Think I’ve Found The Perfect Name!

    I Think I’ve Found The Perfect Name!

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    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mayonnaise" is such an old-fashioned name. Why didn't they go for Aioli instead? It's fresh, it's contemporary, it's harder to pronounce. Perfect!

    Living Example
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they'll never be short of condiments at family reunions

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and her sisters Steak Sauce and Mustard Stevens.

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a fun fact, but I guess just a fact? When the Hmong fled for their lives to the US after the Vietnam War, many wanted their children to have American names to fit in. Unfortunately, there was a language barrier, so they picked names they saw frequently. So many children were named Maytag, Frigidaire, etc.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope that’s a printing error….

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For what? Layonnaise? Mayeggaise?

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    Niall Mac Iomera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're gonna name your kid after a condiment, you could've at least gone for Caesar

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heroic adventurer Mayonnaise Stevens! Fights off foes with his trusty miracle whip!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be called "Mayo" for short, as in Mayo Thompson or Mayo Smith.

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    Plenty of  thought should go into naming our beloved children, but we have to think about the future as well. When a kid is given a name that is extremely difficult to pronounce or spell, their life is just made harder. Parents must remember not to be selfish when naming their kids. As exciting as it feels to have the power to name your little one (almost) anything you want, don’t abuse that power. Think about what it will be like when they’re 5, 10, 20, and 50. Most people will not be thinking, “Wow, your parents are so cool for giving you a unique name!” when they encounter a Juztiss. They will likely be thinking, “Wow, you should get that name changed ASAP.” There are plenty of interesting and beautiful names that will stand the test of time. If you do enough research, I promise you’ll find one you like.  

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    #25

    This Mom Needs Her Naming Rights Taken Away

    This Mom Needs Her Naming Rights Taken Away

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    Marc Jusinski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more worried about Ransom

    Scott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... my wife and I are expecting and I'm referring to the child as "parasite" for now. I guess ransom would be a logical followup?

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    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine being named Ransom? I would be changing my name as soon as I possibly could.

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I was almost named..." like they were ALMOST named something awful... 🤷‍♂️🤣

    True Mediocrity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think naming a child "Drama" would definitely give the poor kid a complex...

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drama... Seriously....what's next Thriller ? RomCom?

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    My Art Sucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name was almost Linda or Lyric, luckily, it’s neither

    CWebby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this just a way to show off all the other "cool" names they came up with so everyone can marvel at their skill and creativity?

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ransom is a longstanding first name; Wikipedia has references to people named that from the 1700's. Someone told me that it was Christian in origin because it referred to Christ being the ransom for the salvation of humanity. But I can't find an attestation for that, and the internet seems to favor a different origin for the name.

    Gilmore Girls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aveeana? Reminds me of that skin cream - Aveeno

    Natalie Kelsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ransom? Are you back again already?

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    #26

    Every Day On This Sub I Must Practise Restraint

    Every Day On This Sub I Must Practise Restraint

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    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use this handy name generator! How to name your child. 2020's edition. Pick the first syllable: Brax, Hex, Lux, Tex, Kin, Tan, Pen, Tee, Gray, Bray, Gin, Lyz, Cree, Jay, Jayd, Ol or Oll, Ell, Un, Fin, Fix, Zen, Plat. Next choose the second syllable:-leigh, -ton, -tin, -son, -aye, -ah, -vaughn, -ven, -ner, -lynn, -tee, -bree, -dree, -dry, -er -bun, -zen, - tee, -dra. Bonus points for adding in a "ah' "er" or "leigh" in between the two syllables.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like "Tokyo Hotel". The bande name was chosen because it's easy to undestand/pronounce everywhere in the world. Now I Wonder if there are kids names that way

    Avocado Toast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acreeeeeeeaniaa. Theres a good name that hopefully fits your unrealistic expectations. :)

    Wick E. Scratch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    {Word} Mc{Word}Face has gotten to the point where hearing/reading it makes me want to steal a toddler's ice cream and break their toy.

    Donna Rakowiecki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know of one girl Boo and one guy Named beau

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    #27

    I Hope This Is Fake

    I Hope This Is Fake

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    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Ill? Or Ill-will, as in my parents named me out of ill will.

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wee? As in Wee W!lly Winkie?

    Diane Knight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A neighbor was called Wills, What's the middle name? could go by initials W.C Fields comes to mind.

    Ann Mohrmann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just like that one about the mom who named her kid Andrew despite disliking the nickname Andy. Once the kid got to school, of course everyone was calling him that. And she tried to make them stop.... Karens!

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    We hope you’re enjoying this list of ridiculous names people have bestowed upon their children for some reason. As funny as they may be, please remember them if you’re ever having a child, and don’t make the same mistakes these people have. I absolutely love my name, but I have still had to deal with my fair share of mispronunciations, misspellings and “Can I just call you a nickname instead?” throughout my life. I can only imagine how terrible it would be if my parents had named me Juse Bocks or Deevagurl. Keep upvoting the posts you find most atrocious, and then let us know in the comments what the worst baby name you’ve ever heard was. 

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    #28

    I’m Sorry….truxtyn??????

    I’m Sorry….truxtyn??????

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    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you come up with names like these? Is there a tv or book series I’m not aware of?

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to name your child. 2020's edition. Pick the first syllable: Brax, Hex, Lux, Tex, Kin, Tan, Pen, Tee, Gray, Bray, Gin, Ell, Un, Fin, Fix, Zen, Plat. Next choose the second syllable:-leigh, -ton, -tin, -son, -vaughn, -ven, -ner, -lynn, -tee, -bree, -dree, -dry, -er. Bonus points for adding in a "ah' "er" or "leigh" n between the two syllables.

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    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a name for any parents to be. It's a name that already exists but unique because it's not a common name. Quentin. Its a Norman name, there are a few celebrities with this name and some fictional characters. Nickname can be Quen (Quin) or just Q.

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor boy. I hope he will not be bullied, and that his parents are not that stupid.

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Family of long-haul semi drivers?

    Black Pearl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these names would make awesome names in sci-fi books or movies, but not for this time period

    removebeforeflight
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a name of a disease or bacteria.... Would go perfect with Salmonella. Or, on the other hand, like a name of a medicine. Don't call your child like this

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people don't deserve to have/name children.

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    #29

    When You Change The Spelling Of A Common Name And Get Surprised That The General Public Can’t Pronounce It

    When You Change The Spelling Of A Common Name And Get Surprised That The General Public Can’t Pronounce It

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    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of people who named their kids bad names… how do you even pronounce Gyanna???

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear parents, when you change the letters of a word, lots of times that also changes the pronunciation (eg breed vs bread, cart vs chart), so don't get your knickers in a twist when we can't figure out what you mean by "Chathurinne."

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jaythan sounds like a name Mike Tyson would name his kid.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did that one monster of a "mother" purposely give her kid a terrible name even though she knew it was a bad choice for the "poor kid"?? Some people shouldn't be allowed to have kids, I swear.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read that shook my head thinking "and you still went ahead with it."

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    AW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all these people, do they not realize how people read and how everyone learned to read? spelling determines how a word sounds, so when something is spelled differently and we read it different. We pronounce what we read, then have an "oooh" moment when corrected.

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, so let me get this straight. They are the ones giving a bad name to their child, but have the audacity of being angry because people pronounce their name how it should be? Get a brain, stop giving stupid name , or even don't have kids. But please, stop this bulls**t.

    That nerd Zoe ️‍🇺🇦️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the name is Alaina? Which is common? Am I missing smth

    Mark Stewart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all have one thing in common, a parent called Moron. Sorry I forgot, Maugh-ronne.

    Paula MV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boy, that request really drew them out of the woodwork!

    tmw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but... OP, how DO you pronounce that?

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    #30

    Found In My Facebook Bumper Group

    Found In My Facebook Bumper Group

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    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I fully pronounced it "Diagnosis" in my head.

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Le-A (pronounced Ledasha - the dash be silent)

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly this is just an MSN name at this point

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These poor children….no one will EVER pronounce their names right….

    Rachel Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about just Genesis, that's unique and has an actual meaning. I've only met one person with that name in my life, I would call that unique.

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the Key & Peele college football skit in here

    JessG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAH! That's what I thought of as soon as I read the title of this BP article!! Lol! Here's a few great ones: "D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde, D'Jasper Probincrux III,Leoz Maxwell , Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar, Davoin Shower-Handel, Hingle McCringleberry, L'Carpetron Dookmarriot, J'Dinkalage Morgoone, Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon, Saggitariutt Jefferspin, X-Wing@Aliciousness, Sequester Grundelplith M.D.,Scoish Velociraptor Maloish, T.J. A.J. R.J. Backslashinfourth V, EEEEE EEEEEEEEE, Donkey Teeth, Torque [Construction Drilling Noise] Lewith, [The Player Formerly Known As Mousecop], University of Missouri-Columbia

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    Paddling Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus f***ing christ this is a stupid way to spell it. I'm officially calling these names child abuse. I mean, chyuld abeuse. (Even my autocorrect is mad.)

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a vaginal disorder.

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first response as the friend would be "Yea no we can't be friends any more"

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    #31

    Medical Terms As *Pretty Girl Names*

    Medical Terms As *Pretty Girl Names*

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    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also rosacea...Really? Don't google labia rosacea... truxt me.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thunder (farts or thighs), Rosacea, Braxton (-Hicks) and Labia. This loon named her babies after her preggy body.

    Jo pay me more
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Labeigha? How am I supposed to pronounce that without it sounding like a pair of lady lips?

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I read it like LaBeija. As in Crystal LaBeija, the drag performer. Which is.... at least better than being called Labia?

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    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not go all out and call them syphilis or gonorrhea if your going for medical names .🤢..bloody awful ( it's a joke btw)

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like an intro to a MTV dating show, "Hi, my name is Herpes and you'll never get over me."

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    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen Truxton twice on this list...I- I- I simply cannot

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Labeigha - P*ssy lips Petersen

    Just Jeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rosacea, because everyone wants to be named after a skin condition. These parents are complete tools.

    Wick E. Scratch
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read my lips - it is spelled Labeigha, pronounced Labia ---- I don't want to hear you giving me lip, Labeigha! ---' After being a minora, she'll be an adult in college and have to pick a majora.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok in all seriousness this one needs to be slapped. I'm gonna rename her b@llsack and see if she likes it, like wtf?

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    #32

    Tl;dr: We Pulled A Name Out Of Our Collective A** For Our Kid And Are Outraged That People Mispronounce It

    Tl;dr: We Pulled A Name Out Of Our Collective A** For Our Kid And Are Outraged That People Mispronounce It

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    No Clue
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So in other words, you're b*tching about how your parents giving you a f*cked up name f*cked you up, and then you turn around and do the same thing to your own kid? Good job *sshole. 👏

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the way: BP apparently (so far) does not censor arsehole

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    Lea Panthera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no one else has had a similar experience BECAUSE NO ONE NAMES THEIR KID AFTER AN ASTEROID.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So…after a lifetime of hating your name and it effecting your mental health, you give your child the same issues?

    Not A Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kuiper is not pronounced Kiper....

    Min
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never heard the Kuiper Belt pronounced any other way, but always happy to be corrected. What is the correct pronunciation if not Kai-per?

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Side note: the Kuiper belt, comprised of possibly trillions of icy comets at the outer edge of the Solar System, and the asteroid belt, comprised almost entirely of small rocky bodies between Mars and Jupiter, are two very different things. It’s kind of like saying you were excited to name your baby Lion, after the big orange striped cat from the jungles of India.

    Carla Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a woman who named her son Kaison, only she meant for it to be pronounced Kason, like Mason with a K. She didn't realize that adding a vowel would change the pronunciation, and would get worked up anyone said it wrong. She misspelled her own son's name. Hilarious.

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people not get that when you drop or add letters, you change the pronunciation? I read it Kipper as well. Why drop the U in the first place if you're going to make a big deal of it?

    MSP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK why people get so bent out of shape when their name is mis-pronounced. Especially here in the US where "sight reading" is a thing - My first name is Melody. Pretty typical, normal noun that everyone has read at least once in their lives. Growing up in South Africa, I never had my name mispronounced, yet here in the US, my name is mispronounced as "Melon-dee" at least 50% of the time. It's definitely confusing, but it's not insulting - it's not like it's personal. And anyway, kids will always find a way to twist a name to turn it into an insult, so grow a thicker skin, I guess.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TL:DR: I become irrationally angry when people don't know how to pronounce my name, so I gave my child a name that people wouldn't know how to pronounce. I just can't figure out where I went wrong!

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Former professional astronomer here. No one pronounces Kuiper correctly. Kwipper is the most common mispronunciation I've heard. You should have asked and I would have warned you!

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    #33

    List Of Names At My Lunch Lady Friends Elementary School…

    List Of Names At My Lunch Lady Friends Elementary School…

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    Lem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave up on humanity at willofgod

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like Willofgod and Willbethelast need a sibling named Willyoupleaseusebirthcontrolffs.

    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    London, Angel, Eden, Aurora, Beau, and Pearl are the only name-names on here

    Florida, but without the beach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think Aurora is all that strange. That name has been around for a long time.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some on this list relatively tame: Fox, Pearl, Eden, London (differently written maybe)

    Isabella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beau is normal british name :P

    Purrcy Katz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Willofgod becomes an atheist!

    Cat Cassano
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pearl is a very old traditional name

    Squee She
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second this. Pearl is a very old British name. Certainly not on the list of this article.

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    #34

    Please Tell Me This Is One Of You Trolling

    Please Tell Me This Is One Of You Trolling

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    Jonathan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I they only one seeing "Vendetta Dusk" as "VD", which immediately leans to other things. Don't do that to you kid

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep..."Oh hey, how you been VD? Have been doing good in school? Some random guy in the future: "Wow, VD is really pretty. I think I'll ask her out on a date"...So many ways it can go wrong.

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    Penny Kemper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Movie is "The Ballad of Cable Hogue" so name was not wire it was cable lol

    Just Jeff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I REALLY wanted to see the comments on this one.

    LaediGrenayd_05
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These sound like my little pony names

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have Gun Will Travel…wire Paladin. When I watched reruns as a kid, I thought his first name was Wire, too. But naming your kid after that? No.

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Onyx isn’t bad, but I think it’s more of a girl’s name then a boy’s name

    MSP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend who just had a boy that they named Onyx. Personally, I don't like it, but I feel like I'm in the minority there - plus it could be WAY worse. lol

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    #35

    Because Who Would Hate The Name Notch?

    Because Who Would Hate The Name Notch?

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    ThatHuskyStorm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah…I wouldn’t leave him alone with the birth certificates. I’d even warn the nurses and doctors ahead of time about this.

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean. IIRC? Notch is currently pretty well known for not being welcome at Microsoft events because of racism/homophobia/transphobia. So. If that's what you want to be associated with your son...

    Colin Timp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notch and Jeb are not the actual names of the creators of Minecraft. Those are nicknames. Notch's real name is Markus. Jeb's is Jens.

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came here to see if people knew that Notch is not his birth name.

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    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeb is fine. He can have Jeb and you can name the other one.

    Barbara Cochrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are all the young single males mentally children? Get them a dog. Let them give odd names to their puppy.

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who spent a very long time partnered with someone exactly like this, don't let them have a dog, either. They'll name the dog after something video game related and treat the poor thing like an object and nothing else. OP should GTFO, this isn't going to go well.

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    Random Person
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's really such a superfan of the game he would know that those are just coder nicknames. Notch's real name is Markus and Jeb's real name is Jens. I mean to me Markus and Jens sound like much better names than the other two.

    Andrea Purzycki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like there is room for compromise. I don't think there is anything wrong with naming kids after things you love even if it is games. My husband wants to name our future kid Link because he loves the Zelda games. I'm not a fan of that name but we compromised on naming him Lincoln. For example, maybe you don't like Notch but the man's real name is Markus. How about that compromise?

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    #36

    This Is Literally Not What Synestesia Is. Literally Anyone Can Feel A ‘Vibe’ From A Name

    This Is Literally Not What Synestesia Is. Literally Anyone Can Feel A ‘Vibe’ From A Name

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    brodie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wouldn’t synesthesia be like a taste or other sense being activated through a different sense (e.g. “tasting” words)?

    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have mild synesthesia, (i associate colors with other senses) and yes. it is. this is just picturing in your mind's eye what comes to mind.

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    Nadine Debard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the name didn't taste like urine

    AnonymousApple
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have lexical-gustatory synesthesia. I taste sounds/words. It's not really a "feel" or a "vibe," it's like two sensory wires getting crossed.

    Gionanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyway, Elizabeth is sand colored

    JessG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but, what an idiot

    Tom Hutcherson
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Synesthesia, or "mixing of the senses", is a perceptual phenomenon where stimulation of one sensory pathway triggers involuntary experiences in another. For example, a sound might evoke a color, or a shape might be tasted. People with synesthesia are called synesthetes. Some common forms of synesthesia include: Color-graphemic** Linking letters, numbers, or shapes to colors or patterns. Number form** An involuntary mental map of numbers appearing when thinking of numbers.

    Squee She
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only get synesthesia with some of my chronic migraines, and I can tell you even my limited knowledge calls this bullsh!t 😂

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    #37

    How Do You Even Fix Your Mouth To Say These Words??

    How Do You Even Fix Your Mouth To Say These Words??

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    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tonguetwister name, will not take very long for the L and the R to get mixed up

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmaooo i already did that, i read it as craxton clit and i was like hey now this is for sure a joke 💀💀

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    Philly Bob Squires
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like if "Shiloh Pitt" were to get twisted?

    Bittersweetie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live, Claxton is an infamous brand of fruitcake. 😲

    Squee She
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read too fast and saw Claxton Cl!t...still better.

    Nadine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know he's gonna be called clit.

    Jonathan Zagrodnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they roll a natural 1 to get that middle name?

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    #38

    Saw This And I Love It Lmaoo

    Saw This And I Love It Lmaoo

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    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hero is actually an ancient greek feminine name!

    Nick West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shakespeare had a character called Hero in Much ado about nothing.

    Michael Travis Risner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hero is the female romantic lead in Much Ado About Nothing, so that's wholly appropriate. That's "heroin" like the drug, not "heroine" the female hero of a story.

    My O My
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hero as a middle name is great actually

    Appalachian Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Hero is a real woman's name, found in Greek myth and Shakespeare, among other places.

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the name hero has been in several myths and stuff in history, when i was little i was dead set on naming my daughter hero when i grew up

    InvincibleRodent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only person or character I can think of whose name is "Hero" is the protagonist Yorick's sister in Y: The Last Man, and even that narrative makes fun of her for it....

    Crow (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof but hero is a nice middle name. I have a little cousin who's middle name is wonder and it's very cute.

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    #39

    My Father Will Hear About This (If You Know, You Know)

    My Father Will Hear About This (If You Know, You Know)

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ….is this a purely American thing, naming kids after guns???

    Catte West
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he 12? What adult would want to name a child after a dragon?

    Paula MV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, yeah, so much better to name him after a gun than an evil wizard!

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hm, pretty tame. But the Harry Potter connections are still there...

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Name your children after guns: Remington Smith Wesson Colt. This is 'Murica, love it or leave it!

    Spider Puppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "he likes it more because it's a gun" THAT'S EVEN WORSE!

    LiuLiu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a gun - Draco Malfor --- just no!

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    #40

    Don’t Let The New Moms Get Their Hands On This One

    Don’t Let The New Moms Get Their Hands On This One

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    LoneTomato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well thank God it's not a child at least! It's kinda funny for a horse

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk’s next child.

    JJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horses can have really weird names. My all-time favorite was when that kitchen company re-named "Lord's Fantastic Mouse" to "Nolte's Küchengirl" (Nolte's kitchengirl). Amazing horse, though.

    Andrea Cranford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe instead of children, these people should adopt horses.

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    #41

    I Bless The Names Down In Africa

    I Bless The Names Down In Africa

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This will only work if you also get a dog and name it "Dorothy."

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the drums echoing tonight 🎵

    #42

    Xia, Pronounced "Ten-I-Yah", After The Father's High School Jersey Number. Yes, It's Real, I Checked

    Xia, Pronounced "Ten-I-Yah", After The Father's High School Jersey Number. Yes, It's Real, I Checked

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid any way you spell it!

    My True Form, Apparently
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have a friend who’s name was Ximena, pronounced Himena

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tenya and Zia aren't bad, but Xia as (ten)ya , is crazy

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, what did he expect?

    #43

    At This Point, It's Quite Possible That's Their Names

    At This Point, It's Quite Possible That's Their Names

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    #44

    I Just

    I Just

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    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's dog's names is striker, but he identifies as a wolf. Can't tell if that's a worthy comment or not but it's 3AM here and I can't sleep and am tired AF.

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls? OK. I must be really old-fashioned. Or some other people are idiots.

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend whose name is Streicher - i quite like it - sounds German, and solid.

    My O My
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beowulf is a mal name!!! And Williamson literally means Williams son

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got these names out of a fanfic

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only ever seen Stryker as a name once before. A friend of my sister has a niece with that name.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that you want to use the name “wolf” tried to show just how EdGy, CoOl & UnIqUe yourselves and your kids are, but why such horrible babes for girls..?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These sound like Discworld dwarf names, i.e., Grabpot Thundergust.

    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you’re not a literal viking who won those names in battle you shouldn’t have them

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    #45

    Are They For Real???

    Are They For Real???

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known in his grown-up life as two-d*ck Tony.

    #46

    Some Celeb Ones I've Seen Today

    Some Celeb Ones I've Seen Today

    AprilBelle08 Report

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should probably name the next one Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Musk.

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebs want their babies to be memorable, but the crazy names are a discredit to their future, especially if they want to be taken seriously ever.

    #47

    Orca And Harbour

    Orca And Harbour

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    TheElementalGod️️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ophelia, Atlantis and Iris all seem pretty nice.

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    #48

    Seen On Facebook. People Pointed Out The Obvious, She Refused To Back Down

    Seen On Facebook. People Pointed Out The Obvious, She Refused To Back Down

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    RezFidel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I´d suggest the middle name is "Notwhitesupremacy" then. Seriously.

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case, they really need Ryan to be the middle name, and go with some other 'A' name, and have a helpful friend or family member make sure they don't pick 'Adolf' or 'Attila'.

    roshkosh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so y’all know, Aryan is a very common Indian boys name

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS, just spell it correctly! It's "Orion." If you absolutely MUST be a twat, then "O'Ryan."

    #49

    Found Over The Last Few Months On The Internet

    Found Over The Last Few Months On The Internet

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    charli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we'll also ignore "karolyna" at the top then

    EpicWolfandSparrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Donovan, but the D got cut off. An easy thing to miss tho, so you're all good

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    My O My
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dadlie like "Dad-lie" or like "deadly"?

    #50

    My Kid Came Home With Their Yearbook And This Slapped Me In The Face

    My Kid Came Home With Their Yearbook And This Slapped Me In The Face

    merelywords Report

    Collette McRobert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her parents oughta have know better!

    #51

    Austin Got Off Easy

    Austin Got Off Easy

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m genuinely not sure if these people are bonkers or simply can’t spell basic words…

    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jesus is my everything". Spells name meaning bearing/carrying Christ with a y.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty obvious like narcissism here. The first part of the last name is literally her name minus the letter L.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wants to bet Crystal's husband's name is Austin? Your children aren't your mini-me, folks.

    Beth Sheerin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk i mean I hate it but at least it matches her name which is somewhat sweet

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    #52

    From The Downloadable Social Security Baby Name Records Of 2021. The Number After The Name Is How Much They Were Used

    From The Downloadable Social Security Baby Name Records Of 2021. The Number After The Name Is How Much They Were Used

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    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Khemistry!? what next, Phizikul Edgeukation? a play on Jim?

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Aunystee"? Seriously? Like Whyzzd'um, T'Sharri-tee, 40-Tood, and Pay Shunce?

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are more babies called Khemistry than Susan. There were three Susans in my class at school, which I agree was not fun for them, but Khemistry is NOT the solution!

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Peregrine and Eddy should not be girls’ names.

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    G M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having to say “Phoenix with two Xs” your entire life.

    ShellsBells
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funny thing about this is the parents were probably so proud of themselves thinking their children's names were going to be unique, yet others had the same exact idea.

    GoGoPDX
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to name your child. 2020's edition. Pick the first syllable: Brax, Hex, Lux, Tex, Kin, Tan, Pen, Tee, Gray, Bray, Gin, Ell, Un, Fin, Fix, Zen, Plat. Zo, Zee, Jay, Jayd, Cree, Lyz, Liv, Av. Next choose the second syllable:-leigh, -ton, -tin, -son, -vaughn, -ven, -ner, -lynn, -tee, -bree, -dree, -vee, -ance, -zie, -cee, -dry, -er. Bonus points for adding in a "ah' "er" or "leigh" in between the two syllables.

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A**s Tea. Imagine that in primary school. You'd be the joke of the day.

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    #53

    From A Baby Names Book In 1997

    From A Baby Names Book In 1997

    reddit.com Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You name your kid Methuselah and you get smacked.

    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes for the love if God, avoid Nappy!!

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the first three were okay. But everything after that...

    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telly means television in England.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The birth name of actor Telly Savalas was Aristotelas.

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    #54

    Scrolling Through My Facebook And

    Scrolling Through My Facebook And

    thewizardgalexandra Report

    Widdershins66
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dafydd is Welsh for David

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always feel like I want to buy a vowel when I see Welsh.

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    Maddymoocow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xandra isn't bad, Dafydd is a legit name, the rest are horrendous 🤣

    UselessKnowledgeFont
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My actual versus alternative pronunciation meter is making my eyebrow twitch

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xandra isn't bad. Think Xena (from the show, does anyone still remember that?)

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    #55

    This Is Why I Firmly Believe People Should Have Pets Before Kids

    This Is Why I Firmly Believe People Should Have Pets Before Kids

    Yourfavoritegremlin Report

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My beautiful black cat was named cricket. She died recently and I love her dearly. 🥺😞

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a horse named Cricket. Sorry about your cat!

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    Wicked Moon216
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a girl in high school (1980's) named Cricket. The name Mercedes isn't *totally* crazy. There is an actress named Mercedes Ruehl. She was in the movie 'Big' as Tom Hanks' mom.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moreover the car actually got named after a girl, so it was a name before it was a trademark

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    Helen Rohrlach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a male alpaca called Cricket. He has red balls or white balls depending on how sunny it is.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just don't have any sense of style when it comes to names, I guess

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    #56

    Baby Girls Born To My Local Hospital

    Baby Girls Born To My Local Hospital

    AlohaSara Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautifulbear and Prettybear……they are not bears….they are babies

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And moreover, they are sisters, and their names are Starlight and Moonlight. Anybody mind if I facepalm?

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hospital are displaying pic and names of the baby on-line ? Can thé parents put their veto on that?

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In germany you can sign this thing that allowes the hospital to upload the babypic with or without name, size and date

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    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And poohbear. Babies aren't pets or accessories

    Allen s
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sunset sage… they out here naming kids Crayola colors

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sandra, Michael, and Norman knew what they were heading for when they chose their partners.

    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you took out the sunset part, Sage is a pretty name. I also guess you could name your baby Harleen and nickname her Harley (but she’s gonna get called Harley Quinn)

    #57

    Not Great To Associate Your Kid With Drug Lords

    Not Great To Associate Your Kid With Drug Lords

    Anonymousnobody9 Report

    #58

    So Many Twin Moms Pick The Worst Names

    So Many Twin Moms Pick The Worst Names

    Mediocre_Advisor3416 Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unique is another word for stupid in this case…

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unique is almost always another word for stupid in case of baby names

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    Jubum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you can also let the cat decide on the baby's name by letting it run over the keyboard...

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew the methode of throwing a dart on a calendar but hey why not a modern solution

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    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Ryuk and Renesmee??

    Bob Bobbs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right??? And to think Renesmee could be even worse.

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    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you headbutt the keyboard to get those names?

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryuke? How does one pronounce that?

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    #59

    From The Folks Who Brought You Reneighsmee…

    From The Folks Who Brought You Reneighsmee…

    ShrubberyWeasels Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with these people? My slightly unusual name (Ember) is annoying but these are 100 times worse!

    Syrah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An I thought I had a problem with Karen😂🤣😉

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is that supposed to be pronounced?

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he could wait if he knew what his name was going to be

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    #60

    I Was Scrolling Through The “Baby Gallery” Section Of A Hospital Near Me And I Found This… Poor Kid

    I Was Scrolling Through The “Baby Gallery” Section Of A Hospital Near Me And I Found This… Poor Kid

    Cye1000 Report

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta have someone to go up against the guy who legally changed his name up Megatron.

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    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay... this is third time reading about a hospital publishing baby names, and it kinda weirds me out. Do the parents have to consent to it or are they allowed to just do that?

    #61

    Found One In The Wild

    Found One In The Wild

    S4zuck Report

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh the name, hate the word lit and hate that she felt the need to drunk text her 84 year old grandma at ridiculous o'clock twice saying things like "yas hoe" and "real talk". 😤.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This name along with every other disgraceful so-called “unique “ spelt names will be top of the list for alllll sorts of resumes in the next decade and then on…

    #62

    Some Doozies

    Some Doozies

    isaidsheseffengoofy Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    JFC, I'm glad I live in New England. I feel certain I'd be murdered in the South, largely because I wouldn't be able to stop laughing at people.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at their locations.. it makes perfect sense. All from states that we wish would fall off the face of the earth.

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Landry has the cutest smile. Give him a crew cut and it’ll be fine.

    Olivier VD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to release these kids from their bleak future....

    #63

    Babies Featured On A Hospital Website From South Dakota

    Babies Featured On A Hospital Website From South Dakota

    talia1221 Report

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All rise for the honorable Judge Wixstin Levi. see? that is horrible.

    MellonCollie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least we know where they come from when we meet people with names like these in 20 years. Is it likes this all over the US? Or some states in particular?

    Fricsmom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister in law’s nephew is Tanner Black! Her sister remarried and hyphenated her name Black-Brown🤦🏻‍♀️

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wixstin better not come to germany for it sounds a lot like "wichsen" which means wanking

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    #64

    Thank God They’re Changing It

    Thank God They’re Changing It

    sleepyboi08 Report

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people spell non-binary as "enby"? At first, I thought that was their name.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beverly, Shirley, Joyce, Ashley and Dana used to be ordinary names for boys. Not any more.

    #65

    Op Isnt Sure If Cleopatra Sounds Like A 'Teen Mom Name' Or Not

    Op Isnt Sure If Cleopatra Sounds Like A 'Teen Mom Name' Or Not

    snowy_owls Report

    Lesley Relph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had a baby at THIRTEEN? WTF...

    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TW: SA|| he could have been an SA victim. there's a horrific true crime case where a female teacher gr**med her student and SAed him and he became the father of her child at 13.

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    Lurking Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that her nieces are also her daughter's sisters (whom her brother had) sets off oh so many alarm bells...

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the children at the school are very insightful

    Niki A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleopatra is my cat's name.....

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos to her for raising four kids at such a young age

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like avery and preston but not together.

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    #66

    Good Ol' Namenerdcirclejerk

    Good Ol' Namenerdcirclejerk

    suoixnami Report

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Solacen,ot the worst, but will certainly risk alienating their kid

    #67

    Michael Really Got Lucky 🍀

    Michael Really Got Lucky 🍀

    Chachasims93 Report

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what 9 and 12 did to get such normal names. Maybe the parents lost a bet?

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    #68

    A Pic Of My Old Jr License With My Legal Name. My Family Set Me Up For Failure

    A Pic Of My Old Jr License With My Legal Name. My Family Set Me Up For Failure

    SnooSketches5159 Report

    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you only have 4 career options: FBI agent, actress/singer, or cop.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see medium, Ghost Hunter, illusionist and official driver of the Mystery Machine as valid options

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something you say to the doctor if you think you have an STI

    ShellsBells
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully she sees Dr. Tara A. Cherry, OB/GYN. Real doctor in Austin, Texas. She has great reviews at least.

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might as well have named her Owhit

    #69

    Apparently My Suggestion Wasn’t Appreciated. Can Anyone Else Help Name Baker’s Sister? Baker Is A Girl 🥲

    Apparently My Suggestion Wasn’t Appreciated. Can Anyone Else Help Name Baker’s Sister? Baker Is A Girl 🥲

    Samoanaa Report

    Collette McRobert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your second daughter can be Ginger and your third child Biscuit. Then you will have Bake Ginger Biscuit

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oven mitt? Cookie sheet? Muffin tin?

    #70

    My Child's Name Just Came To Me When Playing Scrabble!

    My Child's Name Just Came To Me When Playing Scrabble!

    HumanXeroxMachine Report

    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ekiaaahe hooooooo, Ekiaahe hayyyyyyy, ghost riders in the storm.

    covermylife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John McClane when he kills a giant spider.

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pronunciation aid: fumble with a knife, get jostled, drop it, closely miss your foot. You're welcome.

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    #71

    From The Pediatrician’s Office

    From The Pediatrician’s Office

    luxury_liner Report

    No Clue
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the use of "Lil' Cupcakes" and "Stud Muffins" far more disturbing than anything else here (not to mention the pink and blue- that takes it up another level). 🤮🤮

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s the betting that Skye and Rayne are sibs, if not twins?

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lot of things going south here...

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skye...? Like Paw patrol? 😂

    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only outliers to me are Maelyn, Adly, Rayne, Taniece, Henley, Judge, Colt, Braxton, Zaelyn, Reece, and Kash.

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    #72

    “We Took A Random Word And Randomly Added And Removed Letters”

    “We Took A Random Word And Randomly Added And Removed Letters”

    curlycattails Report

    Collette McRobert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can call your second kid Basinga, Josinga and Basinga!!! wooo hooooo. NOT

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me think of "Bazinga"

    Albino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took the actual name Tim. Typed it into a word document. Then I deleted it and hit the keyboard with my forehead and now my child is named like a Musk child. Sorry but what did I just read?

    #73

    Kynlee

    Kynlee

    lithium_n_lollipops Report

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to be finding that glitter in everything for the next 11,000 years.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhhh, let them discover their mistake by themselves.

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    Lane Bass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10 for a tooth?! Not to mention the glitter to be cleaned up.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10!!!!???? setting a dangerous precedent.

    EpicWolfandSparrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real! I got like 50 cents to a dollar, 5 if my grandparents were around! 10?! Nuh uh

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    Vicki Doggurl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10 for a tooth!! I thought my tooth fairy was generous at $1! And I had to search the house for it!

    Miles Mawyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 bucks a tooth?! I'd be looking for a pair of plyers to yank some more out.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids from sweet home sextuplets have unique names. Rivers, tug, blu, bridge, layke, Rayne? I think? And a few others.

    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else wants to "sneeze"? Lol

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    #74

    Names From Her Daughters Class In Idaho. No Her Daughter's Name Is Not On Here

    Names From Her Daughters Class In Idaho. No Her Daughter's Name Is Not On Here

    crazycatladyextreme Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happileigh, Sleepileigh, Dopileigh, Grumpiliegh, Sneezileigh...Doc

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh the beautiful name of someone who tried to assassinate Reagan.

    #75

    But Y

    But Y

    anoldcardigan Report

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they travel to Spain the kid called Lawyer is called Abogado.

    loranthippus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Liliana' is a beautiful name and that spelling above is an abomination.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jayson, Tyson and Mayson scream for being mixed up

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    #76

    Would Anyone Like Some Cookeighs?

    Would Anyone Like Some Cookeighs?

    OfflineMilk Report

    #77

    This Newborn Is Never Going To Fit Her Name On A Keychain, Let Alone Find One …

    This Newborn Is Never Going To Fit Her Name On A Keychain, Let Alone Find One …

    Reebyd Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t even begin to pronounce that….

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they just mash up the names they liked?

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My middle name is renee. I like it spelled renea better, though.

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to school with Renae. Surprised when I found out that wasn't the usual spelling.

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    #78

    Indigo Cotton

    Indigo Cotton

    TapDancingDragon Report

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fabric choice, not a reasonable thing to name a person.

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hm... meh, compared to others on this list this is pretty good actually

    #79

    According To Nameberry Test These Are Names I Would Like.. What Do You Think Of Baby Governor? 😍

    According To Nameberry Test These Are Names I Would Like.. What Do You Think Of Baby Governor? 😍

    Regallybeagley Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s terrible….lol

    Fricsmom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gethsemani? Really? Named for the garden Jesus wept tears of blood? Nope.

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clicked through aaaaaall of the questions on this site. Got perfectly normal names. Most extravagant one is Everett for a boy

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you didn't pay for this.

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aglaia sounds very much like a Russian name for a girl, Аглая, which means "shining" (though it would probably be transliterated as Aglaya). Not a very common name now, but seems to have been quite popular in the past. By the way, it's the name a friend of my friend gave to her baby girl.

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    #80

    This One Bothers Me Way More Than It Should

    This One Bothers Me Way More Than It Should

    HippyLinguist Report

    #81

    What Not To Name Your Baby…girl’s Edition

    What Not To Name Your Baby…girl’s Edition

    Any_Author_5951 Report

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "aubryanna" and then just roger. it's clear the mum probably named the poor kid

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma was so far away from it when she picked a baby name

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is her name “Welcome Reality Silas” or just “Reality Silas?” I wouldn’t even be surprised any more….

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    #82

    Oh Boy

    Oh Boy

    flutta_bella Report

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know a janaya. her twin sisters name is caprice

    #83

    Mom Is Worried The Nurses Made Fun Of Her Babies Names…. Yes They Most Likely Did

    Mom Is Worried The Nurses Made Fun Of Her Babies Names…. Yes They Most Likely Did

    caprisunn666 Report

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haakon is a legitimate Scandinavian name though!

    Olivier VD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haakon is a pretty common Nordic name.

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not get the last one. What do they called the tennyson girl? Tennbea??

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the nurses have seen way worse

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    #84

    Dexon Is A Trademark For A Suture Material

    Dexon Is A Trademark For A Suture Material

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dexxon" looks like the name of an oil company.

    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dexson makes me think of a corporation. Dexson Dynamic!

    #85

    Op Claims To Like A Name But Doesn’t Like The Sound Of It… What?! Proceeds To List A Series Of Yewneek Spelyngz

    Op Claims To Like A Name But Doesn’t Like The Sound Of It… What?! Proceeds To List A Series Of Yewneek Spelyngz

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    #86

    Oh Dear God

    Oh Dear God

    MA6613 Report

    Anne Reid
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Jane Austin? Also, ‘current’ son implies that he’s temporary…

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On dasher and dancer! Comet and cupid D!

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Names to pair with Dashwood: Dotrock, Sprintplaster, Pinchgravel. Can't list the names of the parents, though, because of censorship.

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "current sons" name? Dashwood? Hard to beat?

    #87

    Sevyn,nyne💀

    Sevyn,nyne💀

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    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quintus, Sixtus, Septimus, Octavius, Nonius, Decius . . .

    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven of Nine?

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an old Peanuts strip where the kid was named Seven because he was the 7th kid and the parents got tired of coming up with names. I currently know a girl named Seven. She is NOT the 7th. SMH

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    #88

    Roxas

    Roxas

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not as bad a name as most of the others on here to be fair

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it pronounced? Rocks a$$?

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my guess: He didn’t like it. He told his fam to help him force her to change it.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugg. Dad got it right. He picked a name that reminds the parents of their shared interest, but is still a real name that the kid can go through life with without explaining it to everyone she meets. Mom picked made up nonsense.

    Andrea Cranford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, and he could have picked the more unusual version of that character's name and didn't.

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    #89

    Are You Naming Sims Or Real People?

    Are You Naming Sims Or Real People?

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    Fricsmom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son had a friend named Lucky Story.

    wist_the_goblin (they/he)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean with a face like that he's pretty lucky

    ThatHuskyStorm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god. The poor children. Those names.

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kids and siblings names??

    Spider Puppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad names upon bad names, bad-name-ception!

    Wicked Moon216
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only unusual names I like is Arya (yes, I am a huge Game of Thrones fan), and Niamh. Niamh is Irish and pronounced Neev or Née-av. But I named my two daughters normal names; Sarah Jane and Kathleen (Katie) Elizabeth. Oh! And because of Queen Elizabeth I love the name Lilibet.

    #90

    Ugleigh

    Ugleigh

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she was open to feedback and came to her senses

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew one that wanted to name her kid Myate a kreative twist on the Spanish word. Means Tyre

    #91

    One Of Them Definitely Got The Short End Of The Stick... They Also Have A Big Brother, Steele

    One Of Them Definitely Got The Short End Of The Stick... They Also Have A Big Brother, Steele

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scotland as a first name? Really? Ugh

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know an Asia and an India. (Both white) actually now that I think about it, I met a London once too.

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    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kyla maybe, Skylar sure, but Skyla Storm, Scotland Rain what the hell are they thinking

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    #92

    And Then There Was……lemon🍋

    And Then There Was……lemon🍋

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    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jessie bell..jezabel?

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we assume lenon is the youngest? Because her expression seems about right for someone who just learned their parents cursed them with the name Lemon. Also the rest all sound like cutesie nicknames for little girls, but not anything an adult could be taken seriously with.

    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lemon Jo. I like that for like a grumpy cat or something.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing this on Insta and thinking "what on earth?"

    #93

    Hmm…

    Hmm…

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    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are so many names that end with 'n' why did you have to add 'lyn' to perfectly normal names omg

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    birth protection and prevention? 😆

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Braden, Peyton, Ian, pretty normal, but the others are insane

    #94

    Sage Linen

    Sage Linen

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    Dawnaeh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okaaayy kinda excessive introduction of the blanket... what's the baby's name?

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this Indigo Cotton's sister?

    Quitethedilemma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sage Linen should meet Indigo Cotton

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they born in a Bath & Body Works store?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sage linen sheers will match nicely with the indigo cotton drapes.

    #95

    I Have So Many Problems With This Post Idk Even Where To Start 🤦🏻‍♀️😭

    I Have So Many Problems With This Post Idk Even Where To Start 🤦🏻‍♀️😭

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    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m okay with most, except Wolfgang and perhaps September

    Bluey..wasnot..taken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wolfgang is a german name. My friends grandfather is named Wolfgang and is german.

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    Olivier VD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wolfgang for a girl... poor thing.

    VodkaInMySweetTea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly the best list I've seen so far. Most of these are actual names, spelled correctly, if a tad outdated.

    Emma London
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty decent names, but nor that unique! How about Sakset, Käsivoide, Peili, Kynsilakka or Siili? (They are Finnish words, meaning scissors, hand cream, mirror, nail polish and a hedgehog)

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one that is questionable in this context is honey, wolfgang, ocean, and September. indigo and , echo are acceptable but not the best Zelda,iris, Ivy willow, eve are the most reasonable Fun fact Zelda was mor popular due to the author of the Great gadsbys wife was named Zelda, I however doubt its as common as it once was, even after Nintendo Legend of Zelda

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't the baby already have a name?

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would name a kid october.

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    #96

    Wonderful Timing, Reddit

    Wonderful Timing, Reddit

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    Jubum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I think of mullets and banjos when I think of jubjubtoot...

    #97

    Not Sure Which Is Worse

    Not Sure Which Is Worse

    DaisyMaeMalfoy666 Report

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She was going to die anyway, so her name didn't really matter" is how I read that last.

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not Isaleigh, oh wait that actually looks and sounds better than Isaly

    #98

    This Font Is Not Doing The Name Any Favors 🥴

    This Font Is Not Doing The Name Any Favors 🥴

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    Ben Dreyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Viggo Mortensen. I quite like Swedish, Norwegian, Finnish names

    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the big guy on Ghostbusters 2

    Spider Puppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name isn't bad, the font tho...

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s an actor with the same name. Viggo Mortensen

    #99

    Saoirse But Pronounced Source

    Saoirse But Pronounced Source

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    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an Irish *GIRL'S* name.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are gonna pick another cultures name you have to be ok with how that cultures pronounces it. People will try to respect the culture and try to pronounce it the correct way.

    Billy Harrelson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering people in Ireland and other Gaelic countries would pronounce it Charisse, then no, don't saddle a boy with that name.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread is so depressing…

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    #100

    Etsy Reviews Are Always A Goldmine

    Etsy Reviews Are Always A Goldmine

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    3 Owls In A Coat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And her siblings KVIIIlyn and Nyne.

    #101

    Darren Criss Named His Baby 🎶bluesy Belle Criss 🎶

    Darren Criss Named His Baby 🎶bluesy Belle Criss 🎶

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    #102

    A Sister Trio On Instagram

    A Sister Trio On Instagram

    hunbunsoo Report

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "alpha female" makes me sick

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so does people calling themselves "alpha males"

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    Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no shame in an epidural. I had one with all four kids. Why but yourself through the pain when you do not have to? But whatever.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your insecurity is showing, alpha

    Anya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, someone get her a medal for being an alpha female!

    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then everyone clapped

    #103

    We All Know Which Plant Name Was Suggested Most. Bonus Points If You Can Guess My Suggestion

    We All Know Which Plant Name Was Suggested Most. Bonus Points If You Can Guess My Suggestion

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    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jonquil or Jacaranda come to mind, not that I would choose either. Or you could get really silly with Jack-in-the-pulpit, Judastree, Jagged-chickweed, Joint-vetch…

    My O My
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Switch to animals and pic Jellyfish

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    #104

    Casino

    Casino

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    Persephone hates Pomegranate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend named Dash! Its a very cute name.Its short for Kincaid (a famous park in Alaska where I'm from.)

    #105

    Bucket. Bucket

    Bucket. Bucket

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    Scarlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ll get bullied if you name them Bucket, but there’s nothing wrong with Martin.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pronounced Boo-kay (hello bbc fans)

    Jan Feline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm firmly Gen X, and I like the name Martin.

    Spider Puppy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Martin won't get bullied, Bucket will.

    Anya
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better go with Bouckheet

    #106

    You’re Naming People, Not Pets

    You’re Naming People, Not Pets

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    Scooter
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the name Kait? Or is the written part at the top the first name. If it is, I don't understand what it is. Can anyone clarify?

    Courtnee Hardie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The name is "Navy Kait" first name, middle name

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    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it Navy Kait or Kait Navy? it sounds like the name of a crayon or fabric colour?

    #107

    Just Fyi Op Clarified That They Are American

    Just Fyi Op Clarified That They Are American

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    No Clue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is Coastal Grandma?

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Related to the Drunken Uncle and High Hippy genres.

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    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hard to pronounce, if you actually know that the X is pronounced Z, same with Xander, Xavier or Xena, i used to pronounce the X (thanks marvel comics for that) Xanthippe is certainly unique, but will be hell for everyone.

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    #108

    You Are Not On To Something

    You Are Not On To Something

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    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see that and my mind thinks Navel

    Eithne Griffiths
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like Navvy. A navvy is a person who is employed to do hard physical work,

    Cin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as well most kids won't know of Navi from the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, because you know that's where the nickname could easily end up.

    #109

    Wut

    Wut

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    #110

    🥴

    🥴

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ultra-feminine middle name? What's more feminine than Vagi..., on second thought nah, she'd probably get bullied in school. "Anything but Sue" - Johnny Cash.