History is awash with examples of incredible discoveries, inventions and innovations that we take for granted today, but were widely mocked as crazy when they first came to light. Maybe, just maybe, there is future genius hidden in some of these ideas, taken from the subreddit CrazyIdeas.

I mean, who thought that injecting people with a benign form of disease to immunize them was a good idea at first? Or putting wings on a tube and attempting to fly in it? Absolute madness!

What we have here is a list a crackpot ideas that nobody could ever take seriously. Or could they? Some are undoubtedly just stupid and funny, others are actually rather insightful. There is even the odd nugget of genius where you think “hey, that could actually work!”

Scroll down to check out the latest batch of crazy ideas from the internet’s hive mind, and don’t forget to vote for your favourites!

#1

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Everytime Congress gives themselves a raise, they have to raise the minimum wage by the same percentage

konag0603 , itkannan4u Report

Anika Mangelmann
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Salary development of Bundestagsabgeordnete (like congressmen and women) is tied to general salary development in Germany.

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#2

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work If someone is falsely convicted for rape, and later found not guilty and freed, the person who wrongfully testified against them should spend the same time in prison as the wrongfully convicted.

armageddon020 , Chris Carr Report

#3

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Siri and Alexia should only work if you say “please” and “thank you”. This could improve people’s manners to each other.

wandy24 , f0t0b0y Report

#4

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Poaching is only illegal if you use a weapon. If you think you can take a rhino or a lion with your bare hands, go ahead.

Mutant_Llama1 , HTH Photography Report

#5

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A 'none of the above' option in elections. If that option wins, the election is reheald with all new candidates.

burndirt , freakingnews Report

#6

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Everyday, hang the Mona Lisa in a different part of the Louvre. That way people might take the time to look at the other paintings while they search for it.

Sylvester_Scott , Jasper Daniel Report

Sioux White
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to the louvre at opening time and went the opposite way rather than dash to the mona Lisa we saw sooo much as every room till we were near Mona Lisa was empty of people

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#7

A reality show idea with gay men.

11 gay men and 1 straight man are locked in a house. The object for the gay men is to find out who isn't gay. Once a week someone gets outvoted, until 2 are left, or the straight man is out. If the gays manage to outvote him, they win 1 million dollars. If the straight man is among the 2 last people in the house in the end, he wins 1 million dollars.

Now here's the twist: None of the men are actually gay, they just all think they are the one straight man.

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Beth
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would totally watch that. It sounds brilliant. It would basically be a bunch of straight men trying to out-gay each other. I'd watch the opposite version as well.

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#8

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make Stevie Wonder a judge on 'The Voice' so every audition is a true blind audition.

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Kristin Connon
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a fabulous idea. He is an amazing musician, and couldn't care less what the person looks like.

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#9

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Next time the United Airlines CEO has a restaurant reservation, allow him to take his seat, then shortly thereafter tell him he must give up his table for restaurant employees and take a later reservation as he has been involuntarily bumped. Film the fit he has and then call the police.

Sewer_Ice , istockphoto Report

#10

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A self-driving car made by Google that has an 'I'm feeling lucky' button that would take you to a random location.

willig123 Report

#11

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A reality TV show where billionaires try living on minimum wage for at least a month.

Trayus9 , Lawrence OP Report

anarkzie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Change it from Billionaires to politicians and I would watch it.

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#12

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make all the Anti-Vaxxers live together in one community, make them experience first hand what happens when you lose herd immunity.

dienamight , muhammadiqbaldar Report

Sioux White
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could it be like big brother but you get to vote in new people already infected with different diseases

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#13

Let's get a team of people in neon green morph suits to break into a news room an harass the weather man. No one at home will have any idea what's happening.

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Stille20
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's stupid *zips up green morph suit* excuse me

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#14

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Allow children with stupidly-spelled common names (Errika, Stephfanie, Mahrsa, etc) to legally change their parents name to whatever they'd like when they turn 18.

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Night Gaunt
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Worst one I have ever seen was Airwreckah, that kid deserve a free renaming when they turn 18.

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#15

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A gym membership where you pay less money the more often you go.

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Sarah Collier
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have that here actually(RSA) , its a benefit offered by one of the medical aid schemes.

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#16

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Since Donald Trump apparently has a serious problem distinguishing "fake" news from real news, The Onion should write a satire piece about how great he is and see if they can get him to retweet it.

nvanprooyen , The Onion Report

#17

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Google switches entirely to the metric system (searches, maps, everything) and the world unifies to that standard in under a year.

HandySamberg , Jen R Report

Debbie Andersson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we also have women clothes in one type of measurments instead of hundreds of different ones?

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#18

Pet stores should have an empty reptile cage labeled "chameleon" to see how long people will stand and look.

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#19

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A microwave that goes to YouTube and finds a video the exact length of the time you just typed in and plays it on the microwave door.

QuixoticViking , David Shane Report

Daria B
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends. I learnt it the hard way that a cup of milk needs only 2 min. *sigh*

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#20

Mandatory training for police: They each visit another precinct as a prisoner, can't tell those cops the truth, they experience the other side of things. Other officers never know who's a cop or perp, and the experience will remind officers that we're all human.

Cerulean_Shades Report

#21

Google should tell you if you're the first person to ever Google something.

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Neeraj Jha
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With all my stupid questions, I would have too many Firsts..

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#22

They should have a TV show called "Help, I'm Wasting My Life" where relatively smart, talented people who are doing nothing useful with their skills are given life makeovers and useful jobs.

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#23

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Companies such as Microsoft / Google / Facebook / LinkedIn / Apple / Netflix / Wikipedia / Twitter / etc. should throttle accounts belonging to politicians opposing Net Neutrality to 0.1KB/s for a month.
From tech standpoint - flag their accounts and move them to throttled infrastructure. This way they'll be calling the ISPs who are trying to push net neutrality aside complaining about speeds.

kenef , U.S. Federal Communications Commission Report

#24

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Instead of showing women ultrasounds before they get an abortion, show them video of children dying from polio, whooping cough, etc. before they decide not to vaccinate.

ryannefromTX , Andrew Malone Report

Kjorn
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

those people are moron they just don't care. even if their kids dies. for them what they believe it's more important.

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#25

Remove the drinking age, make it so that you have to graduate highschool to legally drink. Increase graduation rates all over the country.

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#26

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make ten movies from the same script, but use ten different directors, cast and crew. Release them all on the same day.

deep_fried_guineapig , Jonathan Report

Daria B
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the film is a sadening bore... 'cause I wrote it ten times or more! It's about to be writ agaaaaain! As I ask you to foooooocus on SAAAAAAAAI-LOOOOOORS FIGHTING IN THE DANCE HALL, Oh, man! Look at those cave-men go.... ♬♪

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#27

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Let's all google "Lesbians on a bicycle" just to confuse google trends.

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#28

An army of twitter bots that reply to every Trump tweet with 'shut up'

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#29

Abolish Leap Day. Instead, every 1000 years have one year with 615 days.

www.reddit.com Report

Neeraj Jha
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Calculation is correct here.. You can give your upvote to this post and slowly scroll ahead. Thanks.

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#30

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work A remake of "127 Hours", but Dwayne Johnson plays the rock.

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Pedro Purcino
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yelling all the time "YOU ARE NOT GOINNA MAKE IT!"

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#31

A movie where Tom Cruise, Terry Crews, and Penelope Cruz stop Ted Cruz from attacking a cruise ship with cruise missles.

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#32

Put kindergardens, kennels and retirement homes in the same building

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Vlad Horobet
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda bad idea for me. Not saying that I would forget to pick up my kid because I would be in the kennels playing with the dogs but...

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#33

A TV show called String Theory where every episode has the same beginning and slowly deviates in a unique way.

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#34

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Give youtube comments % of video watched next to them

yourenotmydad , MLG Highlights Report

#35

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Vatican City should have an untrained Olympic Team that rely solely on prayers to win.

nilslorand Report

So_cat Socrate
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what's the equivalence in english, but in french we have a proverb saying : "Aide toi et le ciel t'aidera", It means if you don't make any effort to reach your goals, don't expect any answer to your prayers ;)

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#36

Write a book called How to Fix a Wonky Table. All the pages are blank, except for the first one that says: put this under one of the legs. It will have perforated pages they can be ripped out to fit any table.

Wyatt1710 Report

#37

Get all the one hit wonder bands together for a massive concert where they each only play their one song.

Ro11ingThund3r Report

Daria B
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are similar TV shows. Just not all one-hit-wonders ...

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#38

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Start a band named Torrent and name your subsequent albums Seed, Leech, Kickass, Client, etc, and watch people struggle to pirate your music.

JG_92 , The Zender Agenda Report

#39

Google's Self Driving Car should have an incognito mode where it tints all your windows.

awesomejim123 Report

#40

Bring back The Joy of Painting, with Terry Crews as the host.

justhereforhides Report

#41

A videogame which seems like a kiddy adventure game, as long as you follow the linear path the story has set you. The more you deviate from the main storyline path, the more unsettling, creepy, and horrific the game gets.

night-addict Report

#42

Start a western themed bar, where the music stops randomly when the door opens, so that everyone can turn around and look at who entered and then go back to their drinks.

cold08 Report

Jenny Lorenz
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the doors are swinging saloon doors.

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#43

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you'll be wearing a completely different color.

TheLimewedge , Whoisnotwo Report

Dian Ella Lillie
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a Bored Panda post a few weeks ago where someone claimed to have done exactly that. And this photo or one very similar was used to illustrate...

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#44

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make bathrooms pay to enter but you get your money back if you wash your hands.

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Lara B.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd suggest you get your money back, when you flush properly and keep the stall clean.

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#45

If wiki needs money so badly they should shut down for a couple days and scare everyone into donating.

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#46

Donate 1000 shirts with your face on it to your Goodwill and see how long it takes to see a person wearing one in public

SnicklefritzSkad Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you do it in your area, you'll see one pretty quick. Up the challenge. Donate them when you are traveling. A photo of you in that location. Then you'll know where it is from....also a website on the back so people can report sightings or actually owning the shirt ... sorry, I got out of control

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#47

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work One T.V. show that is split into two shows, that air at the same-exact-time showing the perspectives of the "Bad Guy" and the "Good Guy" - but each show portrays their characters as "The Good Guy."

JaySavvy , kpirat Report

#48

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Guinness World Records should create a record called "Person Who Spent The Most Money To Buy This World Record", and then let rich narcissists give them millions for the title.

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#49

an app that keeps track of songs that you skip the most and suggest that you delete them at the end of every week.

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Neeraj Jha
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a great idea and I am guessing pretty doable.

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#50

The US must have two Presidents at all times (one democrat, one republican). They share a bunk bed in the white house.

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#51

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Write into your will that you want to be cremated. Before you die, swallow as many popcorn kernals as you can.

OctagonCosplay , Genie Alisa Report

Ehren Thomsen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, the mortician would remove all of them when preparing you.

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#52

Let people donate blood instead of paying small fines like parking tickets.

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#53

After a government shutdown all active members of congress should be ineligible for reelection.

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#54

Slip a resignation letter on Donald Trump's desk with the words "Executive Order" at the top; see his response when he signs it.

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#55

An app that shows you what your body will look like in two months time of working out. Every time you skip a workout the image of you gets less and less fit.

mcheisenburglar Report

Stille20
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha, at certain points I would be like, "yea, I can live with that"

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#56

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 so that when someone asks for password you can just tell them it's 12345678.

wwchopper , eltpics Report

Steve
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Password invalid. It must contain no more than 8 characters, include at least one upper case letter, one lower case letter, one symbol, one number, no more than two consecutive characters, nothing that you've used before, and you have to do this whilst solving this textbook of algebra challenges and standing on your head."

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#57

Hire a group of attractive males and females to roam individually around the city. Their job is to smile, make eye contact with, and complement strangers in order to increase morale and general mental well being.

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D.S. Watson
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The females would need a partner for protection.

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#58

Pay prisons by the time ex-inmates stay crime-free after release

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Daria B
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mmmh.... Better spend those taxes on a sistem where there are less criminals made in the first place.

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#59

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Seeing as the 1% have nearly everything, lets just give them all the money, and start a new currency and they're not allowed any.

BridgeHammer , Getty Images Report

#60

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work 101 Dalmatians, but its in binary so there's really only 5.

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#61

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Make a new law that says if after the pizza man tells you, "Enjoy the pizza" you respond with "you too" the pizza man can grab a slice of your pizza.

Modki Report

Vlad Horobet
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happened to a friend of mine,she was so embarased after she told the pizza guy "you too " that she offered him a slice xD

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#62

I should install switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I'll look them dead in the eye and say "Buckle up." I'll start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order, then I'll drive like a grandma while avoiding any conversation about the switches.

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BoopityBooptiyBooper
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you could use them as something to distract yourself with of you're in traffic and your phone's dead and you forgot your charger

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#63

Power wash the Statue of Liberty to return it back to it's original copper color

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#64

Create an app called Bros Worldwide. It's like a dating site but for finding some bros to chill with when you travel. If you are at home and bored you fire up the app and see if any foreign tourists are in your town that want to get drunk and party with the locals.

YPG-Got-Raqqa Report

#65

Can't think of the title of a song? Perform the song yourself and release it as your own. Wait a few weeks until you get sued by the artist; they'll say the name of the song in the lawsuit.

Hipp013 Report

#66

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Ask a stranger to watch your bag for you but never actually leave, just sit there and watch your bag together with your new friend.

ChrisTaliaferro , whatleydude Report

#67

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Start a peanut butter company named Gif, wait for the inevitable lawsuit, let a court of law decide the pronunciation once and for all.

Cyno01 , Like_the_Grand_Canyon Report

Daniel Losinger
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to the person who invented the GIF format (Steve Wilhite), it is pronounced Jif.

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#68

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Increase the legal cigarette purchasing age by 1 each year. Current smokers would be able to continue, but in 100 years time, there will be no more smokers.

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Lara B.
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That wouldn't work at all. There are so many smoker in Germany, that are under age already.

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#69

Make a Batman movie but don't announce the name of the actor playing Bruce Wayne. Then the audience will be exactly like the people of Gotham.

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That One Feminist
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, the credits would say, "Bruce Wayne/Batman: That one guy who plays Bruce Wayne/Batman in this movie"?

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#70

Everyone should search on Whitehouse.gov for 'tiny hands' so that it shows up as the top rated search.

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#71

A place called The "Coffee" Shop that serves alcohol in coffee cups, and everyone just pretends it's a normal coffee shop even though they're totally wasted.

Khromulabobulation Report

Toots
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda like Christmas with my family!

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#72

Taken 3. Set in a Buddhist monastery. Having found his daughter and wife in the previous movies, Liam Neeson embarks on an existential journey... to find himself.

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Stille20
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know who you are, but I will find you ...and give you inner piece

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#73

We all join ISIS so there isn't anyone left for them to attack. Then we dismantle it from the inside.

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JustSomeone1
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can I meet this person. This is soooo smart

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#74

A bed that gradually angles itself so that by the time you have to be awake, you're already standing. Sleep any longer and it makes you fall on your face.

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KatJ
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine if went wrong, you'd end up as a pancake on the opposite wall :P

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#75

Reverse Breaking Bad. A TV show where a ruthless drug dealer slowly becomes a mild mannered school teacher over the course of 5 seasons.

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Vlad Horobet
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also his health gets better the less meth he cooks.

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#76

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work The US should invade the US, setup a framework for Democracy, and rebuild infrastructure.

reddit , alister Report

TC
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whenever the USA invade a country the situation becomes even worse once they leave...

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#77

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Netflix should make a show called "your life" and when I click on it I can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone

Nico_LaBras , Maik Meid Report

#78

An app that runs in the background and plays ever increasing Jaws music the closer you get to a registered sex offender.

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TC
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you mean when the closer a sex offender gets to you?

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#79

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Every four years elect an actor to play the president in all movies and TV shows.

stolen_loom , Dana Edelson Report

Perry Swift
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baldwin should feel sad about how convincing he is as Trump.

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#80

Make a handy guide of Democratic and Republican talking points so instead of having a big argument, you could just say, "#4" and the other person could say, "#8 contradicts that" and we'd save time because no one is going to change their f*cking mind anyway.

Warlizard Report

#81

We should start using "digital penetration" as a term for hacking until it becomes so popular that Fox News and CNN are saying it on-air.

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Mark Erwin
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still not a good use of the word 'penetration'. Hahahaha

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#82

If your last name is Mann, name all your kids Spider, Super, Bat, Iron, etc. Name the youngest Hugh.

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Neeraj Jha
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Punjabi ppl do have this Last name. But the pronunciation of it is like a Caribbean guy saying "Man".

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#83

Deadpool should appear in all future Marvel movies that are rated PG-13 and use their one allotted "f*ck" in a brief cameo.

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Nikki D
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is pretty funny and I bet Ryan Reynolds would love it.

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#84

Get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellent job driving." Then you can cut people off and they won't know what to do.

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Marnee DeRider
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha!! What kind of a brilliant mind could think up something so hilarious? I don't have that gene.

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#85

A porn video where a woman orders a pizza, pays with money. Then She has a plumber come, fix her faucet, get paid with money, then leaves. After many such psych-outs, she finally goes to bed and has sex with her loving husband.

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: her husband is a responsable multi jobs guy,(pizza guy and plumber and the others) who first gets the jobs done and after that he gets the JOB done.

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#86

Technically Correct: the game show. contestants will give the answer as further away from the legit answer as possible yet still technically correct.

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CelSlade
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then have the Host say 'actually...' before correcting minute details in the contestant's answers.

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#87

Everyone just ignore Donald Trump for the next four years. Like he's not even there. Ignore him and wait it out.

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#88

Make texting vibration patterns be morse code of the contact's initials, so you learn morse code over time and have an immediate idea of who texted you

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Ephraim Bane
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Iphones actually have something like this where you can set a custom vibrate pattern for each contact.

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#89

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work The price of movies should be variable based on demand (like stock). e.g.: King Arthur is flopping? Tickets are $2.99.

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Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It could actually help movies who are doing badly. Better get a lot of people to watch for less than nobody go because it's too expensive. And for the theaters it's definitely better, since they earn more by selling popcorn and soda than actual tickets.

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#90

A Matrix Prequel where Neo keeps choosing the blue pill over and over again and Morpheus keeps going back with a new argument for the red pill.

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Until he gets tired and makes him choose the red pill and the red pill. Plot twist: one is cherry flavored and one is strawberry.

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#91

Make a beer callled "Responsibly" and market it with the slogan "Drink Responsibly"

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James Naron
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Genius! Every beer ad becomes an ad for your beer.

#92

Call a pest control place and say your attic is filled with bats, but instead fill your attic with Baseball Bats. also im drunk.

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TGFbro made this on youtube. They called a plumber for a leak in the kitchen, on the floor. The plumber got there, only to discover a vegetable on the kitchen floor. Guess what it was.

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#93

Create a gym for only fat people. It's a safe space and they can feel comfortable there. When thy lose enough weight or their BMI drops to a certain level their membership is canceled.

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mbergen
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then we would need to define 'fat people'. Not an argument I'd want to have.

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#94

Domino's should sell rectangular pizzas that look like dominoes

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#95

We should all start using Myspace again, out of nowhere.

Let’s get real: Facebook kinda sucks.

Why not MySpace?

It has retro nostalgia value.

It’s owned by Justin Timberlake, the pop prince of the 2000s.

It could function as a much-needed alternative to Facebook (eww).

And wouldn’t it be hilarious if all of a sudden, out of nowhere, in 2017, people were suddenly using Myspace again?

No one would ever see it coming.

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#96

Now that our search history is for sale we should crowd fund and buy politicians web histories and post them publicly.
My thought is they always claim they have nothing to hide so let's post everything.

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Rafaella Bueno
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This whole idea that you have nothing to hide unless you did something wrong is just silly, though. Having an embarrassing fetish and rather questionable taste in music isn't wrong, but you still wouldn't want everybody you meet to know. Would you be comfortable with your coworkers all knowing what kind of things you Google at 3am?

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#97

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work mystery plane tickets where everyone boards the plane and then theres rounds of voting as to what the destination will be

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#98

Hire a female prostitute, tell her to meet you at a fancy restaurant, and ask her to pretend to be your colleague from the bank. Hire a male prostitute, and tell him the same thing. Reserve the table next to theirs and listen to them trying to improvise sexy bank-themed dialogue at each other.

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sexy bank themed dialogues... Hmmm... "Are you a fixed deposit because I have interest in you"... "Are you a locker because I want to put MY VALUABLES in there".

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#99

Make a documentary series called "The War, on Drugs" where college professors of 20th century history discuss WWI while smoking weed, dropping acid, and eating shrooms.

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#100

Don't put party affiliation on voting ballots, that way people have to actually pay the minimum amount of attention when deciding who to vote for.

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Summer Woodsong
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually....... that's sort of a genius idea.

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#101

Kanye should host a event to raise Dyslexia awareness in Kenya

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Phillip Moderow
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to slog through 213 crazy ideas to get to THIS ?! Worth it.

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#102

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Have a football game announced by a man whose entire life savings is riding on the game.

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#103

Netflix should buy a large movie theater chain. Rename it Netflix. Free admission for Netflix subscribers, otherwise tickets are $5. Popcorn and Soda sold at cost.

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Ellis
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They should sell food too and market it as “Netflix & Chili”

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#104

Allow men to donate their nipples to women who've damaged theirs. Male nipples now have a purpose.

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#105

Release a breakthrough "autism free" vaccine and market it to anti-vaxxers. Make them exactly the same as current vaccines of course, because it's not like anti-vaxxers would know the difference. Everyone else just shuts up and goes with it, and the whole world gets vaccinated.

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Zenozenobee
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Andrew Wakefield should be charged with crime against humanity. And those anti-vaxxers... beside the obvious stupidity of their position, they should try another excuse. Each time they use the "autisme card" what they trully say is "I'd rather have a dead kid than a living kid with autism". This is an insult to every person living with autism.

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#106

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Every year, the richest person in America is declared the "Winner of Capitalism." They get a badge. Then all of their wealth is donated to charity and they have to start over at $0.

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Xiaolaohu
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn't that be bill gates? He already donates quite a bit?

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#107

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work Joggr. An Uber like app that allows joggers to drive you home from the bar, then jog home.
Think about it, If you're plastered and you want to get home in your car. Order a Joggr to drive you home who can then get a night time jog in as they run home, or back to the bar for another job that night. It's a win win situation.

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Ellis
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s Rent-A-Bob (bob = designated driver) in The Netherlands, where someone drives you home in your car and someone else picks them up to take your bob/driver home

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#108

Announce Ryan Reynolds has dropped out of the "Deadpool" sequel (following the director), 3 days later announce the new actor cast in his place, Brian Ronalds (Ryan Reynolds with a cheap fake mustache). Keep up the charade for the entirety of the marketing, and have the mustache appear in the movie.

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#109

Have Alexa respond to random laughter with laughter of her own.

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CelSlade
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017