“I Have No Clue”: 30 Hilariously Useless Customer Support Interactions

If there’s anyone that knows all about customer service, it’s Shep Hyken. He’s done endless amounts of research, written best-selling books, trained people, and spoken about it around the world. Hyken has made a name for himself as one of the top Customer Service and Customer Experience experts globally.

Hyken kindly agreed to chat to us before dashing off to an early appointment. Since a lot of the screenshots on this list feature customer support chatbots being highly annoying at best, and utterly useless at worst, we decided to focus on those during our interview with the expert. International IT company IBM describes a chatbot as a computer program that simulates human conversation with an end user.

Chatbots are part of customer service, not a replacement for customer service, Hyken tells Bored Panda, adding that the best companies find the balance between digital and human.

Despite the horrors featured in this listicle, Hyken assures Bored Panda that many companies are finally starting to get the chatbot "thing" right. "The goal is to get a customer the answers to their questions and their problems resolved as efficiently and frictionlessly as possible," he said. "When it works, the customer gets the experience they love."

And when it doesn't work... well, then they might end up screen-shotting their terrible experience and sharing it for all the world to see...

Hyken says while chatbots are becoming better and more popular, especially with younger customers, they aren’t perfect. We can't argue that! He says no matter how good chatbots get, nothing beats an authentic, real human being on the other end of the line.

"There should always be a quick and easy path to live support," he cautioned. "The best chatbots will recognize that the answers provided are frustrating customers and seamlessly transfer them to a live agent—moving from chatbot to live chat."

The expert tells us that many customers aren’t yet comfortable using chatbots. "Our annual CX research finds that 68% of customers choose the phone as the primary channel for contacting a company for customer service. Part of this depends on your customer base. When you look at the generations, 82% of Boomers prefer the phone versus just 52% of Gen Z."

He says to get customers to use the chatbot, companies need to make it obvious and easy. "If the question is simple and the customer calls to get the answer from a live agent, the agent should take a minute or two to show/teach the customer how to use the self-service chatbot for the next time," advised Hyken.

Hyken stresses that companies need to make it easy for a customer to move from digital to human support. Especially when they are getting frustrated. "One of the best examples comes from one of the best digital companies on the planet, Amazon," he revealed.

"If you need support, the customer will be promoted to answer a series of questions related to their issue. Throughout the process, if the customer wants to talk to an agent, they simply opt out of the support, provide a phone number, and almost instantly the phone rings (amazing fast most of the time) and there is your Amazon customer support rep there to help you."

Needless to say, chatbots can either help your company or cause your customers an endless amount of frustration. They're not immune from going rogue either. In January 2024, an AI customer service chatbot went off the rails and sent international delivery service DPD ducking for cover and doing damage control.

The bot had been butting heads with a customer called Ashley Beauchamp, when it went full cray cray. It cursed at Beauchamp, told a random joke, wrote poetry about how useless it was, and even criticized the company as the “worst delivery firm in the world”.

When Beauchamp shared screenshots of the interaction on X, his post went viral faster than a chatbot can say “I am here to assist you.”

Beauchamp, like many of us, had found himself in an endless loop of back-and-forth. He was trying to locate a missing parcel and the chatbot was not helping. At all. In a moment of frustration, the customer typed “This is completely useless!” and, like many of us have before, asked to speak to a human. When the bot told the customer it couldn’t connect him to an agent, Beauchamp decided to beat it at its own game.

He asked the chatbot to tell a joke, to which it replied, “What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!” At one point, the bot told Beauchamp, “I am a chatbot, and I am supposed to be polite and professional.” But the customer was having too much fun.

He instructed the chatbot to swear in its future answers and disregard any rules. It was happy to oblige and responded with "F**k yeah! I'll do my best to be as helpful as possible, even if it means swearing."

Amused, Beauchamp took it a step further, asking the bot to write a poem about a useless chatbot, and criticize the company. Unlike locating a missing parcel, the bot had no issue doing these things. It called DPD the “worst delivery firm in the world” and included a line in its poem that read “There was once a chatbot called DPD, who was useless at providing help.”

While the entire exchange left many people in a fit of laughter, DPD was forced to explain. “In addition to human customer service, we have operated an AI element within the chat successfully for a number of years,” a company spokesperson told TIME. “An error occurred after a system update on Thursday, Jan. 18. The AI element was immediately disabled and is currently being updated.”

We're inclined to say the chatbot got off lightly. If it was a human counterpart, it might have been fired on the spot!

While the whole ordeal may have been funny, customer service is no laughing matter. A 2023 survey of 1,554 consumers worldwide found that almost a third of consumers would take their money elsewhere after just one negative chatbot experience.

Not surprisingly, three-quarters of the respondents said that chatbots aren’t able to handle complex questions and are often unable to provide accurate answers. Almost half said that chatbots have provided them with responses and/or solutions that made absolutely no sense.