61 Innocent Greeting Cards From Kids That Are Actually Hilariously Inappropriate

awwwwww... there you go!- she loves you truely...

Let's be happy for the other potential mom who's just avoided a punch to the face.

my heart melted...

Looks kinda fake.

Mom has a best friend for life right in her own house.

Lesson learned today - When you feel bad, Just Go POOP!

That little plagiarist! He copied that from the New England Journal of Medicine

Win I poop I fell beta too =)

You need to flush it too..

Actually, that´s a good piece of advice! :D

She really is talented. Those faces... :)

That is so lovely. I like the little girl's thinking 😊

That's actually cute.

This is actually adorable and I could totally see this becoming one of those "funny get well soon cards" you can buy at stores hahah! So cute XD

...I see lungs, heart and uh... what's that other thing hugging pancreas?

If a kid can illustrate in that style, he is going places!

"We're from Child Protective Services, Mrs. Harris...if we could have a moment of your time...?"

This kid is both clever and funny. XD

Talented kid! Great sense of humour!

I mean, the picture illustrates the text literally. He probs though of 'push me to my goals' as a saying like don't judge a book by its cover. It doesn't literally mean don't judge a book by the design on the front. I like the illustration although some might take it the wrong way

If you try to imagine how the child thought, this is a very personal and well-meant gift!

Grandpa does not look amused.

arnt you glade you are alive?

The look on that grandfathers face says it all

Grandpa is glad too. Otherwise he wouldn't have received this awesome heartfelt card.

Well, maybe mommy does want to get some penis too. She read mommy's mind...

I've heard of ugly crying, is there such thing as ugly laughing because I'm pretty sure that's what I just did after reading this.

Maybe he meant to say.... um..... uh.... okay i got nothin'

Are you sure the babyphone you use when you have guys coming over is not working bidirectional?

that kid is going places

Well, the saying does go : Make love not war, soooo...

If a veteran did end of seeing this, they probably loved it and shared it with their unit. And they probably all laughed and felt great.

I bet this totally made his or her day.

Before I read the small print, it really widen my eyes and had to re-read it. I can breath now. Phew!

That and a shot in the butt and your good to go. When I was TDY in the Philippians, we all got a shot in the butt as a prophylactic against STD's.

That's a honest and meaningful Thank you.

LOL some of the death related ones make tou want to appreciate the little things and what keeps us together or alive. :p Its still thankful, just a bit bittersweet and what you might not expect from a kid. :?

That's sweet. A lot of kids don't thank their moms for that.

It's good to not die.

sweet

Well, the kid is right. Now, she just need to reply, "Right back at ya!"

Realist child. Or you forgot the punchline on the back, written by romantic child: "But to me, you would be special even if there where a billion people born today."