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Article created by: Ilona Baliūnaitė

Things posted on the internet cannot be unposted. That’s part of the game. But there are surely things we have posted that we’re not necessarily very proud of. Some, however, have no clue about their clueless arguments and remain unapologetic.

And there’s this corner of Reddit known as “S***AmericansSay” which is notorious for busting these kinds of instances. In fact, the community of 353k members is sharing the most cringeworthy and clueless posts spotted surfing on social media. That includes but isn’t limited to blunt arguments, embarrassing comments, hilariously inaccurate shares, you name it.

Below we selected some of the most entertaining examples that will surely make you chuckle and wonder what those people are thinking. Psst! Here's part 1 of the post with more stuff Americans (and the rest of the world, for that matter, ‘cause no one is immune to cluelessness) say!

#1

"Can Anybody Tell Me If Portugal Has Running Water Like In The States?"

Screenshot of clueless Americans asking if Portugal has running water with humorous and embarrassing replies about wine faucets and communal toilets.

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    #2

    Americans Would Never Do This

    Screenshot of a social media post showing an embarrassing statement made by a clueless American about colonial history.

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    #3

    "US Has Jurisdiction Over All Of North America If It Comes Down To It"

    Embarrassing posts shared by clueless Americans debating US and Canada border laws and jurisdiction online.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By Caesar's decree. /s

    #4

    Do Europeans Have A Spice Rack?

    Tweet exchange showing a clueless American mocking European recipes for being bland, sparking a humorous debate on spices.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Btw,just curious are Aussies this stupid too? Or Canadians?

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    #5

    "As An American Journalist, You Never Expect Your Own Government To Lie To You"

    Tweet exchange showing an American journalist’s serious concerns contrasted with a playful clueless American comment.

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    #6

    Observing Of The Columbus Day

    Social media post showing a humorous comment exchange about observing Columbus Day, highlighting clueless Americans.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, yea.. That was the whole idea....before grocery stores came to America!😁

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    #7

    Rest Of The World Didn't Become Free Till We Reformed Half The World In Our Image

    Screenshot of a social media thread showing embarrassing posts shared by clueless Americans debating history and freedom.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuz we can f**k up history without a basic education!

    #8

    This Is America

    Screenshot of an embarrassing post by a clueless American confusing Liberia's flag with the United States flag.

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    #9

    Hopefully This Hasn’t Been Shared Before

    Social media comments showing clueless Americans debating history in embarrassing posts with humorous reactions.

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    #10

    If Vaccines Are Free, Why Isn't Insulin And Chemo?

    Child smiling while about to receive a vaccine, highlighting a clueless Americans post about free shots and health.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not need insulin..... or chemo, I don't think diabetes or cancer is contagious. Well maybe HPV , if you got that stay far away. Btw where's the anti - silly vaccine?

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    #11

    Will Europeans Be Suprised About My Mixed Heritage?

    Text post about mixed heritage confusion and stereotypes shared in embarrassing posts by clueless Americans.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody who doesn't understand procreation and basic genetics would be completely confounded! And that's why you never see an Inuit Nigerian Philippine running around either, not possible!😁

    #12

    "I'm Norwegian (Not From There But Grandpa Is)

    Social media post showing a clueless American confusing waterfalls for Norwegian fjords with user comments correcting the mistake.

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    #13

    Only Because Americans Pay For The Healthcare Of Europe

    Ambulance parked outside a building with humorous social media comments highlighting clueless Americans in posts.

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    #14

    "Europe Is Ok Regarding Medicine, A Middle Income Life But Is Mostly Like A Third World Country"

    Screenshot of a social media comment showing a clueless American misunderstanding Europe’s status with replies correcting them.

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    #15

    "The USA Is The Only Country In The World With True Freedom" "What Do You Mean? We Are Also Free In France" "Really? "

    Alt text: Social media post highlighting an embarrassing conversation about freedom shared by clueless Americans online.

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    #16

    A Wisconsin School District Says Students Can “Become Spoiled” With Free Meals And Opts Out Of Biden’s Free-Lunch Program

    Children selecting school lunch items at a cafeteria table in an embarrassing post shared by clueless Americans.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That may be the only nutritional meal that some children get! How dare they actually rely on it? So selfish.

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    #17

    Would Be Cool If It Worked In 12 Hour

    Shadow clock showing time based on sun position with a comment highlighting clueless Americans misunderstanding military time.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool! (But is a stupid clock cause it won't work after dark)🤷

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    #18

    "99% Of The World Uses Metric System. The Othe 1% Went To The Moon. Lets Hear It For Freedom Units Eh"

    Screenshot of a social media post revealing embarrassing clueless Americans debating the use of metric versus freedom units.

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    #19

    Americans Don't Have An Accent

    Screenshot of a Twitter thread sharing an embarrassing post about a clueless American denying having an accent.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago

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    #20

    English

    Quora post showing a clueless question about Brits speaking English as an American language, embarrassing posts.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ball of sweat just rolled off my face.

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    #21

    Rome

    Post showing confusion about the existence of Rome in Italy versus Rome in Georgia, a clueless American moment.

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    #22

    Yes, English Comes From America

    Comment thread showing a misunderstanding about English spelling between a British person and a clueless American post.

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    #23

    “The Eiffel Tower Was Built In Vegas. The French Later Copied And Replicate The Original Eiffel Tower In Vegas”

    Comment claiming the Eiffel Tower was first built in Vegas, a clueless post shared by Americans.

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    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I am never telling anyone I am from the US ever again

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    #24

    Clocks

    Screenshot of a humorous online exchange showing clueless Americans confused about 24-hour versus 12-hour clocks.

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    #25

    “Should American Schools Teach Arabic Numerals As Part Of Their Curriculum?” 57% Said ‘No'

    Poll results on whether American schools should teach Arabic numerals, illustrating embarrassing posts shared by clueless Americans.

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    #26

    What Month Is 21?

    Screenshot of a social media post with confusing date format, illustrating embarrassing posts shared by clueless Americans.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't use the Aztec Calendar in the US

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    #27

    There Should A Law Against This. This Is Socialism

    Comment calling higher McDonald's wages socialism, featured in embarrassing posts shared by clueless Americans online.

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    #28

    "So May 16th Doesn't Exist?"

    Screenshot of a confusing online form error highlighting an embarrassing post shared by clueless Americans about a nonexistent May 16th date.

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    #29

    But People In Denmark Don't Get To Experience The Privilege Of Living In The Oldest And Greatest Country In The World (USA)

    Screenshot of an embarrassing social media post highlighting clueless Americans debating Denmark’s status and privileges.

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    Amanda Reinstatler
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dipsh!t does not know what a f****n province is either

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    #30

    Europe Still Doesn't Have Running Water

    Screenshot of a social media post showcasing an embarrassing and clueless comment by an American about Europe.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of beer on tap though, and champagne from France to bathe in!

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    #31

    English Please, Reddit Is An American Website (German Subreddit Btw)

    Reddit comment thread with users discussing language use on an American website, illustrating clueless Americans in posts.

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly true. BP is published in the American province of Lithuania.

    #32

    Did You Know Our Servers Survive On Your Tipping Kindness?

    Sign at Swadley's Bar-B-Q humorously asking if servers survive on tipping kindness, showcasing embarrassing posts by clueless Americans.

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    Lil be lil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give the waitress A nice compliment.

    #33

    One Day You All Are Going To Look Back On The Day When America Was In Charge As The Good Old Days When You Were Prosperous Free And Happy

    Reddit post discussing who is wrongly portrayed as a hero with comments highlighting clueless Americans' perspectives.

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    Paul Kinnear
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I thought republicans loved Russia now

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    #34

    Don't You Miss Owning A Car?

    Comments on expat tax and lifestyle from clueless Americans sharing embarrassing posts online.

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