Artist Creates Illustrations That Reveal The Absurdity Of Modern Times (30 New Pics)

We need a cartoon for the BoredPanda censorship fairies: “F*****g Censorship”

This is why I don't dress my children in anything with branding on it. It's unpaid advertising for the company. I'd rather my kids wear something that expresses who they are that has nice texture and is comfortable.

Why would I wear a company's name if they're not going to pay me to advertise for them?

When I go to the store, I ask for plain clothes. I'm not an advertising pillar.

This is why I stick to classics. If I’m going to be a walking billboard, I might as well be for brands I actually care about wearing, many of which are nowhere near mainstream and it’s been that way since I was a kid.

Life is a hamster wheel. Running and running and getting nowhere.

Always learning

Why do so many people ask when they don't want an answer? People tell me it's for the sake of politeness, but what's polite about pretending to care?

As yes, I believe we all have a mask for reputation.

Auto response people are used to

And.... Going over conversations before going to meet someone!!!

Or repeating recent conversations in your head, or telling the world about it on social media.

Yup. Just hope my guy wrote it down if he has short term memory

Technically if you don’t break it up, it’s just 1 piece

Guilty…. Dark chocolate is the hardest to resist because it has just the right combination of bitterness and sweetness for me to really enjoy it!

I do not relate to this...if I buy a candy bar, it's a foregone conclusion that I'm eating the whole thing.

When you buy a tub of ice cream always have someone to share with cuz you're definitely eating the whole thing so at least have someone to stop you from eating all of it

If it's broken, there are no calories.

I find if you read scriptures to solicitors they stop calling you permanently. Peace is bliss.

Lucky for him it wasn't the Twilight Zone.

Q. Will Botox make me look younger? A. No, it'll just make you look like every other woman your age who has gotten Botox.

Considering all the side effects from Botox I'd rather have the wrinkles.

Just a bit of toxic poisoning

Just..a bit..Mom

Nancy Robertson from Corner Gas looks like her skin isn't big enough for her face. I'm told it's because she's had Botox.

This is known as the Kardashian Progression.

So.. bottom right will be Madonnas next look?!

Well now I want this filter

Talented artists vs. children

I couldn't agree with this more! Spot on!

That's how it with me and my Son... he's in his own little world and I'm in charge that nothing or nobody gets in his way!

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And that's how it should be

🎶 “I’m better off all by myself, though I’m feeling kinda empty without somebody else” 🎶