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If you've ever been browsing though the wild wild online land known as Facebook marketplace, you know what to expect. Among many items put up on sale here by random people, the chances to come across something bizarre, questionable or funny are pretty high. Check out some illustrative examples in Bored Panda's previous articles here and here.

So of course, many questions come to your mind. From ‘what on Earth this seller is thinking?’ to a simple ‘who are these people?!’, the bizarre Facebook marketplace ads provide entertainment unlike anything else.

There’s even a whole Facebook group dedicated to, in their words, “sharing posts of people making bad decisions with their ads.” Below we selected some of the funniest ones, so scroll down!

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Chad
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Ummm Crazy story...well I accidentally lost it on Facebook Marketplace and pocket texted a description to sell it... Crazy, right?"

Karina Saliba
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're done. You're just done. My office, now.

A B C the Third
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With "friends" like that, who needs enemies?

Alice Landers
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a ' friend ' like that Sold her a phone ($80 never paid) and when I asked for money She said "didn't work with my carrier" I said OK can I have it back? She said "my mom has same carried so I gave it to her for her bday".... needless to say no $ and kicked her to the curb ;)

Margrete Sonnenberg
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hoped the commenter got it back from that horrible "friend".

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    #2

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    Sammie 19
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 7 year old grandson loves finding sticks. At first I was really happy to get them as presents but after 30 it started being a little much 😂

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    Karo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahha great marketing 😂😂

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Harry Potter selling the Invisibility Cloak?

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. I can't see him in the picture.

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    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! High quality camouflage. ☺

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it if it actually works like that.

    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that the alien in Predator was on FB. Must send him a friend request

    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! The camouflage is amazing 🤩

    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Momma, there's a strange camo-man outside!"

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    #3

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikea's new product, puzzle glass tables.

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the meth they sold in Breaking Bad

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it weren't for the sharp edges, I'd enjoy doing it.

    Midnight Fox
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you're dang right it needs assembling

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon it will be just a box of sand and we'll have to melt it into glass ourselves.

    J J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystal blue persuasion....

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    In a bid to find out more about shopping on Facebook marketplace as well as some weird things people sell there, we previously spoke with Sean Fowlow, a professional thrift hunter and seller, as well as the creator of "Ridiculous Thrifter".

    If you suspect that online marketplaces have become immensely popular in the past years, we can confirm that. According to Sean, “most people would rather browse through locally available items for sale online from the comfort of their own homes… than driving around their area looking for flea markets and garage sales.” It’s because going to a real flea market takes a whole lot more time and is energy-consuming.

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    #4

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's bin there, done that.

    Anonymousplease
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is no one pointing out that 153 shoppers saved this!

    Karen Grace
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect 153 people saved it so they could show it to other people... "you won't believe what I saw..."

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    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's obviously in top condition too, just look at the smile on his face!

    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting in and out wouldn't be easy

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also has a lid that turns it into an indoor pool

    Party Poison (They/Them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like it turns it into a DIY version of those suicide pods.

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    Taki Takanashi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy looks like a happy version of Kimi Raikkonen

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he's recyclable

    Warrior Mama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Weasley always was fascinated with muggle artifacts and sneaking them into his own collection!

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    #5

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you change the batteries?

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is his perpetual marketing strategy - you have to remove the glue and then call him to come and glue them back together again. LOL

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    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dad, I lost the remote." "YOU MEAN ALL 4 OF THEM?!"

    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry, 30 SHOPPERS saved this?!

    Happy_Pandalover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably because they thought it was funny.

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    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely from Crackhead Craigslist on Reddit

    lapis lazuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact that 30 people are considering this

    Julie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kept losing the Apple TV remote because it was so small so I rubber-banned it to the bigger one.🧠

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I get the reasoning... I have my TV and soundbar remotes stuck together with double sided tape because they'd probably get lost otherwise lol

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but the batteries?

    Beverly Hasegawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually my husband did that with two of ours, side-to-side and much more beautifully. Extremely convenient.

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    #6

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    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just slightly used. Nothing big.

    Phyllis Turbin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Is this still available?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll just keep the couch l have.

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghetto shopping at its finest

    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these aren’t from FB. They are from Crackhead Craigslist on Reddit

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    Moreover, we are certainly heading in the direction where everything is being done from our smartphones, shopping included. “As a seller of used items myself, it’s much easier to list all of my garage sale items on Facebook Marketplace than it is to set out a table in front of my house or in a public market and wait there for hours,” Sean explained.

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    He said that this way, people can then come get the specific item they want at an arranged time with ease, without “having to rummage through hundreds of items set out on tables.”

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    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't say it was signed by THE George Washington!

    YourSecretSanta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that they added the tape measure, so you know its the right size. Because THAT'S what the buyer will be unhappy about

    Chancey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still don't know it's right size because there is no banana!

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    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's legit real. After George Washington discovered America and docked his yacht, he drove to nearby tribes with gift baskets in his Nissan Altima. That's history right there folks

    BasedWang12.2
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a penny, I mighta had to just pull the trigger on this one.... and they would be paying even more in shipping

    Garfield
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have gone with Denzel

    Duesvolent90
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope need a banana..

    feelthefebreze
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes George Washington did indeed use Sharpie.

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    Zoecat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but 17 people actually saved this 😳

    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got 319 extra arms and legs, no plastic surgery needed!

    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of helmet is it though - cycle, crash, skiing, skate, motorcross, polo? So many options

    El Chip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I managed to read was “body pa- oh god”

    mo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is Sid is doing a closet clear out

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    #9

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    Zoecat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please! I need this for my brother

    Midnight Fox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever my siblings misbehave I show them this and say this I'm buying it. Man does it make them scared

    Nancy Sturges
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY WOULD SOMEONE EVEN MAKE THAT?????

    Mike Beck
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a typical playground ride. Concrete end of the spring goes in the ground, seat (usually it's an animal of some kind) goes on top. Spring won't appreciably compress, they just Bob around on top. Google "playground spring rider" (minus the quotes).

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    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all gotta remember... this ain't no ordinary Child Launcher- this b*tch is the Child Launcher 4000! Lol

    CrazyCatLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person probably doesn’t need it anymore because they used it…

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    Sean also agreed that it’s true that there are a lot of weird, funny, and fake items for sale on online marketplaces. According to him, “Most of them are people just having fun… and it is indeed funny to see these items. For instance, I remember seeing someone selling a stainless steel toaster on Facebook Marketplace where the reflection in the toaster was the seller in his underwear taking the photo for the listing. It was done totally on purpose and I highly doubt there was an actual toaster for sale.”

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    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where's the public meetup? asking for a friend...

    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are probably saving these just because they're funny lol, not all necessarily actually considering buying them.

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    Charles Chamiux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember Johnny Carson had a guest once - a little old lady from??- who collected oddly shaped potato chips (crisps) and she was showing him her collection when he reached behind his desk and ate a chip from a bowl he had stashed there. Her reaction to his crunching was priceless!! He of course showed her that he hadn't touched her collection but eaten from his bowl. Damn, I miss Johnny Carson.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost as good as the people who try to sell cheese toasties with images of Jesus and the blessed Virgin Mary for an arm and a leg on EBAY.

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 2 pics in one! Turn it to the left and it looks like a Simpsons cartoon character with a long nose. Now $1000! What a steal! This is true art! Created by Banksy.... Now $10 million

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    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only $1,4,00,000! Original price is + $100,000, a huge sale! Wait, bob, where's the face again-

    Orange Is Aging
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you save $100,000?

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even for the sale price, I can't afford it. Not that I know what a venom is, other than as it relates to the animal kingdom.

    C C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That better be in rupees lol

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a certificate of authenticity?

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it was attacked by mints.

    izzy (pan)da
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how much? asking for a friend...

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    On the other hand, the connoisseur of online marketplaces added that even though there are a lot of listings like this, they only make up a very small percentage. “The greater deal are legitimate sale items,” he assured anyone worrying if it’s all bananzas out there.

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suppose anyone was stupid enough to buy it? I'm actually afraid to ask.

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Finishes placing order* What do you mean Bouche?

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys guys guys, in search of a 100 dollar bill, willing to pay max $5 for it. ;)

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should list it at $4.00, with $6.00 Shipping and Handling.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask for 2 $5 bills for the $10 payment, sell them $10 each the same way and start the smartest/craziest pyramid scheme ever.

    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $5 for $10! $5 for $10! Great deal!!!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft.... worst deal ever. I'll give you three $1 notes for one of your $10 note. Think about it three notes in exchange for just one note.

    James Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once years ago and made $200. I just kept selling for $5 more and said it was a donation for beer money. A lot of people did it just because it was funny

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    #14

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    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Necklace and bracers don't forget lol.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when the collar and cuff do match!

    Lindsay Ameye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is worth some money in the BDSM-scene!

    Poly Amorous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What i wanna know is why is it only a dollar

    Desdemona Adelaide
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something for the girl who has got everything, yes everything

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    K.H.M.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol the one kid sticking their finger in their eye!

    EpicWolfandSparrow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need! Can't wait to go around in these on Easter! Egg hunting will be great with those hi-vis goggles!

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homer wears blue trousers - everyone knows that!

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit concerned about Lisa poking her own eye out lol

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, that's actually kinda legit.

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    Couch potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra Rare, Extraordinary, extravagant, ultra mega cheese without burger

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 happy meal with NO happy

    izzy (pan)da
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't see no mustard. don't rip me off like that. i want a discount!

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I wouldn't pay that for a month of burgers.

    Nephophilia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Sam Tiller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna know what the price was.

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    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With some poetry on it? Very delicate.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first verse seems to suggest anger / violence, but what do i know about poetry...

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1996 Regal Regal Cheater F**k edition

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sold a bike once that had "B***h" carved to the seat. My ex was mad we broke up so he stabbed the tires and carved that on the seat. Still sold it and made $30 profit hahaaha

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Don't mind the spray paint, it was from my previous boat that got jealous when I upgraded to something new"

    Gabriela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh! Maybe that's what I'll name MY boat!

    Shara Kranz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally the yacht has been named.

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they shipping themselves via USPS?

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he does not mention is that he does this whilst naked. Found that out the hard way.

    Lee F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't slam it if you'd order it on a particularly snowy night while feeling a bit depressed. I know I would...

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the family have to already have the beany weenies or are they bringing those with? Asking for some friends.

    Jules Young
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Wisconsin, I'm mortified that there's no cheese.

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi there, this is the UK, we have 1 used Prime Minister for sale. Slightly used, has some defects, honestly if you're willing to pick him up you can have him for free. PLEASE. NEED RID OF ASAP."

    Heidi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, we will pay YOU to take him!

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    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone might as well put it to good use. We should rent space at the house of representatives. They're all on vacations most of the time so no one will notice.

    Sapna Sarfare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as valuable as Taj Mahal on sale...

    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I'll leave that for our politicians, thanks.

    Rensheta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought Scot was only taking secret bids!

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    Jeff Whisenhunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They Gove these out as collectable. I have some bottles and cans like this with just air in them. Came in the mail for some reason.

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When coke came out with the new bottle in the 90's i received an empty bottle in the mail along with a voucher for a free bottle (full of course).

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    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *Dumps out Pepsi in Pepsi bottle* "Time to sell this for $150." "Huge sale y'all!"

    Knoxy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one once, sent it back to Coca-Cola and got a load of vouchers for more cola

    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is empty. Normally this would be detected in the factory, and the can would be rejected.

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    Lee Weinstein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... This person wants that much for a empty can of coke!? There is so many things empty in my world, people wouldn't care...

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So rare I don't deserve it for such a price.

    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gimme that sealed factory air for 350 bucks. Will need the extra air next time I run out of energy.

    Shara Kranz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add coke. Like powdered water, eh?

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, what did they do those 5-6 times? Traverse a forest?

    Gabriele Alfredo Pini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse. The strap are good as new... These are the traces left by his feet after 5-6 times. Black traces.

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The foot prints are not dirt, it's body sweat and natural grease. They all look like that after some time (which is definitely not "after 5-6 uses"). Still the most comfortable shoes in the world and, to be frank, much less ugly than other more expensive ones (Kanye's slippers? Crocs? Those sneakers with the oversized sole?)

    BasedWang12.2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    boyyyy I'd rather have Jesus' sandals

    James Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not that unbelievable. It's real, unsealed leather. The oil from your feet "finishes" it. It's like putting polyurethane on wood. Makes it look darker. It's still someone's foot skin grease so it's still kind of gross

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sandals I've been wearing for over 10 years don't look as bad as that.

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    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will buff out... ✨

    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just slightly used. May or may not have been in a car crash, heh-

    Dar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No It is for car swap. Thiefs buy wreck with legal paperwork. Likely expensive new car. They steal same model/ same colour and change frame number in stolen car. Then You have expensive car for 10000€....

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you just have to put it back the right way up ! That's a bargain !

    Eline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, i think I saw a little scratch on it...

    Péter Rózsahegyi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buyer has to take it before the tide comes in.

    James Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me there's a dent and it's missing a wheel can you knock off $10,000 and pay me to get it off your lot

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    YourSecretSanta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the shades from the Squirtle band

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should keep them, he can totally wear them

    izzy (pan)da
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why's he selling when he looks that fabulous wearing them!?

    Robert A Reider Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now that i see them modeled by an old man lile me, i have to have them. Theyd be perfect for grocery shopping incognito.

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Las Vegas fashion is unique

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    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why the scale banana is so important

    Julie Harden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a Tesla cybertruck for ANTS?!?!?!

    Darkmaiden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is this, a tesla for ants?

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me, or did it have a rough maiden voyage?

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "* picture taken from my authentic Airwolf replica (which is not for sale, you guys just couldn't afford it)"

    Tinykame
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they meant manual transmission

    Miomirko Buhtlić
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare you to claim that among 8 billion people there isn't one who would fall for this.

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks, but I'm not into vintage veggies. Too often they come in jello.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry for doubting you but this one looks like replica. Notice the green band around the center. That's a dead giveaway

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm only into vintage meats and dairy

    Aoife Lorris
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    izzy (pan)da
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dare i ask what vintage lettuce means...

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I'm not negotiating. No sale!

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $50. is too much lettuce for this!

    Alexandria Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with past date dressing ?

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    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was small I had a couple of VHS players complete with peanut butter I never thought to sell them.

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bean Boy Advanced, farts included!

    Rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine watching (and smellling!) the beans process slowly being turned into compost.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the stuff like this that I live for. It's like performance art or something.

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    Cecily Holland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can keep making them to order as long as none are for me

    PeachyPenguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats actually really impressive! nasty, but impressive!

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or "I show these to you and you pay me to unsee them".

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left is actually pretty damn cool. The one on the right is a bit lacking, comparatively though (unless it's just the back of the same one and i'm dumb idk) but for people into creepy morbid stuff like me, I'd actually get one of these lmao

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left pic is "Top" and right pic is "bottom" of the quija board planchette.

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    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see someone buying this for a Ouija board.

    izzy (pan)da
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ouija board not needed - each planchette comes w it's own demons! (no two are the same)

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you use your Ouija board to talk to Captain Howdy.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what some freaky dude is going to do with these, right?

    Autumn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY WOULD YOU PUT THAT INTO MY HEAD

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trading up to a dirt bike, it doesn't say FOR a dirt bike. They're just trying to increase each item they get until it's a dirt bike. Don't think this starting point will get it there though lol

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk... a guy managed to continuously trade up from a paper clip

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never underestimate the power of trading up! This guy went from a red paperclip to a house in 14 trades :-) https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/from-paper-clip-to-house-in-14-trades-1.573973

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the first person to do this started with something useful, a paper clip.

    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is useful. You put one on the back of your hanger and then you hang your next hanger on it so that you can fit more things in your closet. I will trade you for this. Contact me

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    Mika N
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone is collecting soda can tabs for a craft or project (I've seen such things before) they might be willing to trade something and be part of the chain! These types of things are fun experiments. I kinda hope they made it!

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God. Biggoron Sword Quest flashbacks. Honestly, go forth. I hope you get your dirt bike.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I'd never heard of this before.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that earwax in the bottom?

    DrGirlfriend
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these you can just reset by holding down the right side for like 15 seconds. And then at least you have that one synced up earbud that can still bring you some joy :)

    Shara Kranz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why waste two? For the unilateral hearing impaired?

    londonplaysbass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that’s actually reasonable, when i lost my case they were like $100, thank god i found it

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    Cashme Outside
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rare cabriolet edition, they undervalued it.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you just have to get it out of the mud ! It's a bargain !

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just needs an oil change

    James Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have definitely put a skeleton in the seat

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Runs and drives like new

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    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, reminds me of the coffee I used to get back in the day 🙏 (yesterday afternoon)

    Abby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "saved by 44 other shoppers"

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    Angela B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit that I was tempted for a few too many seconds.

    Gabriele Alfredo Pini
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price is good. And there is market in the re-enactment scene

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I can survive without this.

    TheAquarius1978
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However lol, you may not survive with this....

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    François Carré
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least that one would come in handy in the neighbourhood.

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to live near that area. I'm not surprised to see something like this.

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello fellow game of thrones fan... Are the arrows included?

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    Navindu Wijewardena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    PeachyPenguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I saw this on another post its cockroach legs

    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it matter to you? Which would be your preferred purchase?

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    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they're still caked in cockroach guts and juices and when you put them on they're going to attract more cockroaches to attack you for killing their friends!! Crawling all over you and the big CRUNCHING sounds from defending yourself... Enjoy!

    Lori w
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stuff of nightmares

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    John Powers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing limited is the time it'll stay yellow. Well that and the poster's brain capacity

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    velocirrober
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some body parts get really stretched..., others not so much.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black leather and chrome studs. Seems legit.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have one of these, I'm not sure what exactly it's used for but I think I have a good idea

    DannyW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fluid resistent🧐

    Achlys the Doofus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely would be useful in my.. Workouts.

    Show thyself
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stretching bench... yeah... I'm curious. Which kind of security-system do you recommend for... stretching sessions... street light or single safeword?

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have problem with it occasionally identifying as submarine.

    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Likes to identify as a Submarine occasionally.”

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I came to buy on Facebook Marketplace! I'd like to test drive first please and A/C must work

    Angela B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to know if weapons included please.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever they are up for sale from the US GSA, all armaments and sensitive equipment is removed, but you CAN go to General Electric and have a GAU cannon installed. Legally.

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    TomCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We deserved the pandemic

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NAGLFAR! From Wikipedia: "In Norse mythology, Naglfar or Naglfari is a boat made entirely from the fingernails and toenails of the dead. During the events of Ragnarök, Naglfar is foretold to sail to Vígríðr, ferrying hordes of monsters that will do battle with the gods."

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have put that in Thor: Ragnarok lol

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    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse things my eyes have seen

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    ohjojo (you/your's)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this available in other colors and sizes?

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get it with a hot link?

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the per pound price and is it lean or marbled?

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    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this crate for my Saint Bernard. $110 is an absolute steal. I paid $400!

    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Saint Bernard sits at the top of the drivewayyy you always said how you loved dogggggsssss🎶

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    Sammie 19
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time my then 4 and 2 year old grandsons were with. I had a big cage for my cats as my windows were going to be replaced a few days later. I was in the kitchen making lunch and could hear them laughing then I heard meowing that didn't sound like one of my cats so I went to check. Youngest was locked in the cage meowing and his big brother said that he was a cat and now lived in the cage. I also had to put water in a bowl and give him his lunch in another bowl. Hilarious watching him drinking out of the water bowl and then eating his lunch out of the other bowl, both as a cat. He was in there for about 2 hours until he got bored.

    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the (terrier?) dog, woman, and mystery food come with?

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    Abrufal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just stopped making these, might be worth something now

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to the uproar from unhappy customers, they have changed their minds and will start making them again.

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    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would sell now on account they don't make them anymore😐😡😭

    Karina Saliba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just took a small bite, no biggie.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so this might be worth something

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be combined with the earlier mentioned foot ad. Then you have a pair. And a milk jug.

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a jug, not a carton. Nice try, false advertisement!

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    Ben
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the top and bottom bill will be real

    BasedWang12.2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone's gonna be spending alotta time chippin away

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    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve looked at worse

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do so much with this place

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope that's the garage.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, some rugs, some curtains and lamps, it's fine. How many outlets does it have?

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    Madster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bitter ex-spouse I presume? The "size-fat" gave it away 😆

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will we ever deside. The size is so specific... 😲😲😉

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Size fat lol. I use that expression all the time. Difference is, I use it about myself, in good humor. Funnier thing, my phone tried to change that to "food" humor. 😂😂😂😂

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm ... what could possibly have gone wrong here, Christopher? Can't imagine.

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    Lee F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Itching for some grass stains

    DK TG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not even the same size!

    butt soup
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't shame a man for his singular tiny foot!

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    roepi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... He actually wore them? How?

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    MeowMix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like someone was in this chair when a nuclear bomb went off and they got vaporized

    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew Pompeii had leather arm chairs.

    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in the UK so was probably brought over by the Romans

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    Anita Edwardd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hardly used to get up, more like!

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a sticky naked human body had to be peeled off of this chair like velcro

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened here? Is the arm chair dark or light brown from the start? (Thinking of the dark Birkenstock shoes that you could see was worn, but this? 😲)

    Marguerite Janiszyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone probably died in that chair and were not found right away.

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frame only, murder mattress not included.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These truly look like bloodstains. Neither shid nor pee would be that dark, even if mold is involved, unlikely it matches dried blood that well... Either multiple occasions of bleeding, or a massive one from multiple wounds.

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let her go, let her goooo.........

    RandomFrog(He/They️‍️)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶let her know, let her knoooow she available for all-events.🎶 she don’t care about the Time of day! Let the costume rage on, the fabric never bothered her anyway🎶

    Panda in the Fake South
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True Hollywood Story Elsa after frozen. The years have not been good.

    Terry Armstrong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would scare the living s***e out of my daughter...and she's 41 !!!

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsa, the Frank Sidebottom version.

    LakeMonster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsa needs to let go of the grande frappuccinos...

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's another NBC idea down the drain.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I want to know what the brown marks are?

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the giant consolidated shît stain come with it?

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did someone s**t themselves on it!?

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh GOD I hope that's rust... I mean, considering the last few entries, you never know...

    roepi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I set up several of those things and I can't even begin to guess how badly that thing has been treated for it to look like that.it takes years of neglect.

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    Cashme Outside
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lot of driftwood art that gets made in some of the beach towns Ive lived in. Im sure this will sell at some point.

    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of cute - to me it looks like a confused dinosaur. Almost tempted to make an offer

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to give your children nightmares 101

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the… I don’t know anymore

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This women must have a mail adress at @nightmare.com 😲😬😉

    roepi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tooth goblin steals teeth from naughty kids.

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    Ruby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk. I think it's really pretty!! So much work must have gone into the face!

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP, please un-alive this. It's really scary. 😬😬😲

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reborn dolls are hugely popular art pieces. Idk why people say stuff like "kill it with fire"; it's art. You don't have to like it, but you can't deny that a lot of work was put into this by a talented artist.

    butt soup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i agree completely; not everyone has to like them, but insulting an artist's hard work like that is so rude. you can't deny the level of detail & care that went into creating something as intricate as this! that's my opinion on fursuits, too- i may not be part of the furry community or ever want to wear a fursuit, but i really admire the talent & dedication that goes into creating wearable pieces of art like fursuits & i hate when people mock or insult them. so much love & care goes into these pieces of art & i wish more people would take the time to put their personal opinions aside & look at the art for what it is!

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    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I identify as alien!!! 👽😆

    londonplaysbass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again, reasonable price, i know a lot about tons of collectors items and such. the amount of work that goes into reborns is crazy

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so my brain is now producing my nightmare for tonight

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    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob Marley never wore those.

    Sharron Lindsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No but to be fair it does say Bob Marley and hat. So 2 gems for the price of one. Does it tempt you now?

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    Lee F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's giving weekend at bernies lol

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob Marley is rolling over in his grave, I think.

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    Emily Manning
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay me and you can make me zucchini bread!

    Adam Frontmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Utter genius!!! But I want banana bread now. The middle one looked like a banana, so I wanted banana bread

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    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know the person that posted this - she was giving them away to whoever was willing to bake the bread and share it with her, but marketplace makes you list a price. I don't know why she thought $123 was a good idea 🤷🏻‍♀️

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to live in Keene, NH. Yes, it is usually this weird...

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this person is just very lonely

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I do like zucchini bread, but not that much.

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a wasp nest, bee nests don't have a paper envelope, or paper anything, actually.

    BasedWang12.2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this person just didn't know what they had. shame

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    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nature is amazing. It even makes piñatas with surprises already inside.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's not even a bee's nest.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi Louis, is it empty?

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah….right…..vegetables…..

    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you see what groups he is part of or was it something else that tipped you off

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    Doge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cost someone a lot of money originally. I grow in AK where it's legal, and lights are very expensive.

    BasedWang12.2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a big rig right there. and only 5 pots? lmao @ "Also a member of..."

    velocirrober
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see 11... maybe I already some of those vegetables.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice try officer!! I'm not falling for that again!

    Rich Marcheschi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like an herb growing system to me.

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    Andrew Dunford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a fair chance that that phone has been up at least one prisoners A-hole in it's time!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's a working model then it's really impressive. I'd buy one as novelty item if it really worked.

    Griffin Gould
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody run its the world's biggest hand!

    Josie Bisbano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need banana for scale. That hand could be huge.

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    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably to show their friends how messed up it is

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    Scrapiechick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw one of these posted online of these awhile ago and laughed about it. Then agewweeks later my ex and I were walking through a shop just before we broke up and saw an expanding foam. framed mirror, like this but with pink foam. He couldnt understand why I was laughing so hard.

    Ruby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, if the mirror was nice, and the foam was black, you could hang it on a white wall and create a minimalist effect? I guess it might work for someone?🤷🏻‍♀️ *Some Psychopath

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just another bored home body thinking they have a hidden talent for interior design lol

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    Lee F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jarvis Leigh lol that's my cat and I, Jarvis and Lee

    Brandy Layton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fate. You might better but the scissors.😉

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    Jo Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know surgery can cost a lot in the US, but $5000 for a pair of scissors!

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    Parvana szoelana
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they steal that from taco bell?

    Jonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way back when, in shop class, we had a non working bathroom attached to the room. People would pour old paint thinner in the toilet bowl. One day before class one of the guys was hidden in that room (or so he thought), smoking. The bell rang and Brian tossed the remains of his lit cigarette in the toilet. CA-BOOM! It blew the seat to the ceiling, the door slammed back against the wall and Brian groggily emerged as the legend he was and forever will be.

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just finished my lunch when I saw this, it's coming back up now!

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I said I had explosive diarrhoea…

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder how strong the chilly was....

    roepi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the hell did that happen?

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    Will I Will-Ham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard u can make hand sanitizers with that

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might need a chaser with the "water" that thing purifies.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know Limestone, NY. This has Limestone written all over it.

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    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben have been cancelled, so this is a collectable. Ridiculous price, but there ya go. She's now known as Pearl Milling Company (yawn!) and Uncle Ben's dropped the Uncle and the black man as their mascot and is now simply Ben's Original. From a couple of years back: https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2020/6/17/21294483/aunt-jemima-rebrand-stereotype

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    Lee F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a 90s album cover. Or like a blind melon music video

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone photoshopped Elizabeth Olsen's face on here.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bath? It’s made of material….wouldn’t the water just drain out of it?

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like very thick shower curtains, I don't know if it's some kind of rubber or plastic, and it has a hole (with a topper) in the bottom to drain the water. I doubt it's from the 40s, I know my parents had a similar one for my brother in the early 70s.

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    Lee F.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's dated. EIGHTY YEARS.

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try to find an 80 year old baby to go in it.

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need a hippo. I have a kitten with very small murder mittens.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and a cute boop nose to I bet. ❤️

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    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may only cost a dollar but they will cost a fortune to feed. Marbles are expensive.

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if it's house-sized! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

    Rich Marcheschi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife would buy a hippo for $1, not that we have anywhere to keep it

    Lois Morley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I have a huge Boxer who is nearly as big as a baby hippo. Can't sacrifice my lap to an even larger baby lol

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    Dani M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah code for foot pics again

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That foot reminded me to drink more water today.

    Ruby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and/or don't be pregnant today? I've heard that's a pregnancy thing too lol

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use a banana for size instead of your stinky feet. Please. 😄😉😉

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toe jam and dandruff cheese is extra.

    Carlos Spicy-Weiner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a cankle! Where does the calf fat end and the ankle fat begin? Who knows, that's the fun.

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why you got downvoted for a dàmn family guy reference. But I took it away because lol family guy.

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    Kevin Garren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trick item, it's lasagna flavored foot.

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    I have been summoned
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait are those green orange and purple starburst- tf did that happen?

    Adam Frontmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never. Aussie here, they are making dramatic effect with “they are the last ones”

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    Dianellian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I’ve eaten these they taste of disappointment and just why? (did I try them again). Usually in a hairdressers or similar.

    Frothy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... You can still buy those here in Australia.

    Deidre Goodluck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for much longer. They are being disconnected, hence this post.

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh!! Still available? Interested. Feel sorry for us Aussies :-(

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    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veronique... i'mma need you to answer some questions

    El Chip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes Véronique, and give us good answers

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, if it only was opened from the bottom it might be worth 10 dollars. 😉😉 (Editing, that's a JOKE! Downvotes bans users from the site.

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    Frothy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the fact that Holden hasn't made a car since 2017.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should sell glares. Like, you send her a picture of you and she glares at it into the camera.

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    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure the landlord said the same thing.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You expect someone to pay you to take away your rubbish?

    Freddie Torsten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy that. You don't know, may be some real cool clothing in there

    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pay ten bucks for someone to come get rid of all my junk I don't want.

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    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have such a ropeless jump rope. Its great if you want to jump in a small apartment, where a rope would get tangled on every corner. 🤭

    AmAndA_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a thing. The handles are weighted so you can get the same workout without the tripping hazard. Mind you it's not something I would buy. But it does serve a purpose.

    Chad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy with my ropeless jumpless rope

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    Bouche Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who asked if it were still available is obviously a cat.

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    AP
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no grammar scholar but the lack of proper punctuation and spelling in the pictures in this thread is killing me 😑

    Did you hear that?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weird mix of caps and lower is to show a mocking tone.

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could just donate to a school or daycare. They are great for kids' art.

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    alexa pretchet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In school and kindergarten we often used these for craftings, and as it's free it's not completely c**p.

    AP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they are advertising for free. Lots of school teachers use tp rolls for projects at school!

    Stephaniep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My family used them as fire starters for our fireplace, just fill with some junk mail and you're good to go

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    Ansi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't leave us hanging... what part? 😲😲😄😉

    Adam Frontmarsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will never know… Until someone internet rants about the broken stove they got from Facebook.

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    Jordi Sharpe
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just moved, and right before I did, the landlord replaced the oven with one that looked pretty much like this.

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    John Powers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People make good crafts, like table tops and such with these. Can save someone else's liver and get yourself another case too lol

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sold sea shells and swedish blue slag (blue rocks made from iron slag) so they are people that buy anything...

    RoanTheMad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Fallout has taught me anything, this may actually be a bargain.

    Rachel Cobb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!!!

    Alexander
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for a Fallout-Cosplay or Fallout-pnp as currency 🤔...... I would buy

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    BasedWang12.2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people might seriously inquire about them older ones though

    Ansi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can recycle these in Australia? No?

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    Cashme Outside
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get them for under 10k on govplanet if youre interested.

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