45 Hilariously Painful “I Used To Think” Moments People Shared For Jimmy Fallon’s Challenge

I thought you were arrested. At night. With a pillowcase over your head. And taken to a secret location.. And have stories written about you that would make everyone relieved you had disappeared.

It depends if you have metal powers to declassify them. Or you can ask the supreme court to make you a solid and let you get away with it.

I bet you also used to think justice was blind.

Boom

Every action this man has ever taken has been to gain power or wealth. This was no different. And the damage might have already been done.

Oh my gosh… I never… but he… he DID go grocery shopping. I can’t believe I learned this today… *feels shame*

To be fair to anyone that thought that, the illustrations would always be a little piggy trotting along in their best bonnet swinging a basket from their arm, presumably for all their fruit and veg, not a piggy in a cage being taken to the butchers!

In elementary school, we had handouts to color in and do fun puzzles on that were part of our nutrition education. They were so cool, because they had the McDonalds logo on them. We had schoolwork from McDonalds. That was fun. It’s also where we were taught we needed and daily dose of meat and, more importantly, hamburgers grew in grassy, sunny rolling hillsides in hamburger patches.

Omg, I never even considered that until now! LOL. I think a lot of people are guilty of that one, though, as a lot of people probably haven’t heard about or acknowledged that little nursery rhyme since childhood! 😅

Didn't we all?

Cartoons did us dirty on this one my brother

Quicksand/swamp-mud is scary enough for kids, that’s for sure. I’m 34 & the “Swamps of Sadness” scene from “The NeverEnding Story” still haunts me to this day. 😭

Righttt, samee! Would read hours worth of survival articles on WikiHow because of it

"take I90 cuz I95 has a little bit of quicksand in the middle" PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE GETS THE REFERENCE

Gilligans island, had me worried of what do

That sounds cute :)

"Branissa, I'm...breaking up with you :(" "HAHAHHAHAA AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HA HA *choke* A REAL KNEE SLAPPER EVERY TIME AMIRIGHT-"

i always thought the shows were playing live like a play

Fun fact: most of the laugh tracks were recored in the 60s. Now we watch comedy shows and laugh along with dead people. Just sayin'

I don't think I can love this one enough lol how flippin cute

aww, this is the sweetest thing I ever heard, giving you a bit of magic~ yet a slightly evil prank with mom to share with when you are older! "remember how you used to think they grew hahaha!"

But this is cute 😊

when her grandkids were visiting for a few days, grandma would help them 'plant' jelly beans in the garden, and the next day, the grandkids would go out and find the jelly beans had 'grown' into the corresponding color of lollypops.

Now that's love!

Your mom is awesome

It shouldn't really make a difference, they should all want the best for our country, but when half the country is stupid enough to vote for a sleazy reality tv host with zero political experience who brags about sexually assaulting women, it's time to adjust that expectation.

It was shocking, SHOCKING, to be shown just how many ignorant and racist bullies are actually in this country. I always thought the good outweighed the evil. I was wrong.

It really doesn't matter who is President but all the other politicians really want you to believe that it does so that they can distract you from what they're doing. The President, Congress and Supreme Court. Think about the role each plays, especially in the long term life of the Country. The President has very little power which is far reaching and long lasting. Congress has the ability to create law that is enforceable throughout the country. The Supreme Court has the ability to strike law down or uphold it. The single most lasting power a President has is the appointment of an SC Justice. Other than that people really should be much more concerned with Congress and the very political Supreme Court. There is a very significant reason why Congress stonewalled Obama on his SC nominee in 2016 and it had nothing to do with Obama being a 'lame duck' at the time. Stacking the SC is a federal politicians wet dream and the republicans got to have theirs while Trump was in office. After all, how often do you hear about any politician hoping for a fair and balanced court? If they actually cared about the betterment of the Country they'd be all for a fair and balanced court.

We should elect the president the way we select people for jury duty. You have a Driver's License? BOOM, you're President!

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I could see where you'd get this idea.

That made me laugh. As a kid it makes sense though

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*pees in the shower* LOL! Yeah the cold water would reduce making the shower nothing but hot scalding lava. Oddly, in my place, the well water is so cold that we have a mix valve on the toilet to keep the water moderately warm so as not to cause condensation on the seat looking like someone missed their target. So when we flush, temperature doesn't change in the shower, just a minor pressure thing. Now, run the washer on cold water while in and some serious $hit will go down!

That's hilarious! Very perfect little kid logic.