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Science is a lot of things. It’s a person in a lab coat experimenting with different materials as well as an astronaut bouncing around in zero gravity. It’s a geologist studying rocks and a mathematician perusing books. It’s an archeologist out on an expedition and a biologist monitoring different animal species. 

That’s the great thing about science—it’s vast. It is also useful because of discoveries that allow us to advance in this world. It is exciting because it gives us new prospects to aspire to. It is ongoing, inspiring, devastating, beautiful and, also, funny.

The list below is all about the funny side of science. The jokes, the puns, the memes, and other ridiculousness that was collected and posted on The Lighter Side of Science Facebook group. Scroll down to see our favorites.

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Hennri Starr Report

TheAmericanAmerican
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Louder for the Christofascists in the back!!!

Chris Shockey
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LokisLilButterknife
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I could not agree more. Libraries play such a vital role in society. They are places of learning and community. They are also strongholds that try to protect against the crazy fascists that try to ban books because they don’t fit in with their narrow world view.

Tamra
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Here's hoping that these wonderful libraries will remain free from the insane attacks from the christian conservatives and that, true to most people's nature, the book banning in schools will inspire kids to want to read those books even more than before.

Chris Shockey
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2 years ago

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What about the books banned by democrats?

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't anyone going to talk about the sign? I happen to feel very offended by the fact that it's not purple.

keyboardtek
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And a Christian fanatic is offended by everything.

Joe Publique
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If offence is the goal, one will always succeed.

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, it has those popular books I look down on, as well as the good ones!! Terrible.

Auntriarch
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh no, I bet they even have the ones you see at airports where the author's name is bigger than the title!

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Stephanie Barr
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truth. You can't get smarter unless you challenge your preconceptions.

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Because science is so vast and multilayered, learning about it can be quite challenging. That’s partly because there’s so much to learn but also because it’s easy to get scared of how much there is to learn. That is where the science communication people come in. They are the ones that combine science and fun to make it appealing to all.

These are passionate people who make it their mission to spread the word of science to the common, non-science related folk. Sometimes they are researchers or medical professionals themselves and sometimes they are well-informed journalists that want the people around them to better understand the world. Either way, they are helping everyone to get excited about science.

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    #2

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    Diane Ohlzen Report

    Panda Kicki
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our whole attict is a bat sanctuary. They fly around the house at night, catching mosquitoes and we love the little buggers. Sometime they crash in the grass and I use welding gloves to gently put them back. When I grew up a tv tower was built nearby, the poor bats got disorientated and every morning I found dozens in tve grass

    Dirk Daring
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How often do you have to clean up the guano? That must get smelly fast.

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    Echo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    them motherflappers are just bird puppies and you can't change my mind

    Scotty B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bats eat the bugs that carry the diseases we get infected with but just imagine how many things could be solved if we would just leave them alone and stop destroying their homes. The Zika virus wouldn't have been a huge problem if we'd just let the bats eat the bugs that are spreading it.

    Jeff (He/They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with animals like opossums, which eat ticks like crazy. So many around here either get shot, killed by dogs, or run over. It's sad. Luckily quite a few like to stick near our house

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    Lara Verne
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather used to keep pigeons. Pigeons are long gone, but dovecote is still standing and little bats use it as shelter. Bats flew into our house many times. I caught them into towels. They sometimes fell asleep before they could find way out. In that case, i used glove and carried bat to the dovecote, so my cat couldn't hurt them. I had to leave glove there, because bat grabbed it and didn't want to let go. They're adorable- little black furrballs with big ears.

    Andrea Squires
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    soooo cute!! I love bats. We have them roosting in the roof of the house some years. so cool.

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that myth about them flying into people's hair,bats have exceptional sonar and this will completely allow them to avoid flying into people's hair or anything else for that matter .....it's like the swan breaking a person's arm myth,it's about equivalent power

    Jeevesssssss
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?? If they couldn't avoid flying into hair, they'd be permanently concussed from flying into random branches chasing bugs. That's just basic logic.

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood why we sometimes instill such a hatred and fear of creepy crawlies and bats in children growing up. I was taught to respect insects, mice, and bats even though they may look “scary.” It’s okay to be afraid, but it just makes me sad when this fear ends of killing the poor creature for no reason. Bats play such a vital role in our ecosystem and help eat a lot of pest bugs. They are also essential pollinators.

    Jeff (He/They)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, and if you feel you *must* kill them, at least use humane means. I cannot believe how many people still use things like glue traps. They are at least slowly being banned in places

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    Hans Georg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have bats hibernating under my roof. They are a protected species in Germany and as long as they do not damage anything, I do not care.

    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A grandaunt of me left a roof window tilted because she forgot. Went on vacation, came back to over 100 bats populating her place - hidden in literally everything. A guy from a bat-preservation-department of some sort of animal welfare club came by to collect them. Took a few hours, andi the final batcount ... a few over 100, I don't remember the exact number, and can't ask her anymore, because our alivery-status isn't identical anymore.

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    #3

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aloe vera on aisle three! I repeat, sarcasm burn on aisle three!

    freyawuff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wendy's on twitter is savage

    Jeff White
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, the commenter doesn't know that the Burgers do not become square until they are completely ripe. The round ones are picked too soon.

    Barbara Cassidy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't come for Wendy',, they don't play

    Ann Coffman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Burger King vs Wendy's, I found an article from 2020 on Thrillist re: twitter war between BK (who started it) and Wendy's (who burned BK to the ground). Hilarious!

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is right here. I remember an 80s advert campaign for round toasts, "because delicious things are round" (your momma!). It had illustrations like a square crab and square fruits.

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOh! now my freakin' hamburger is supernatural? Can it do miracles?!

    Alyssa Phillips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost a math competition in grade school because the question was about the volume of burgers someone ate if it was x numbers of Wendy's burgers. I did the whole calculation on round burgers and got it wrong. I'm still salty about it 20+ years later.

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    While popularizing science has been a thing since the invention of media and the printing press, the most notable figures emerged in recent years. One of them is Carl Sagan

    Sagan was an astronomer and did a lot of research into the possibility of extraterrestrial lives. However, it wasn’t his discovery or any of his 600 papers that made him famous. It was his show Cosmos that was aired in 1980 that made him undoubtedly one of the most popular scientists back in the day.

    #4

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    Tiffany Welsh Stevenson Report

    Jack Burton
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or having to make a phone call...

    Almost sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or hearing a knock at the front door.

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    Spring Fisk
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My counselor helped me with this. Apparently, if we have experienced a lot of stress for an amount of time the brain forms a deep path directly to panic mode. when we experience a small stressor like losing our keys or talking on the phone our mental pathways are so used to going panic mode that we automatically jump there. The trick is to retrain our brain. We can do this by using a catastrophe gage. Imagine a gage from 0-100. Next time you experience stress look at the scale gage were your stress really falls and trying to look at the stress in perspective. By gradually retraining our brain to realize we are not going to die each time we do something a little bit stressful we can grow new pathways in our brains.. 0 no stress like sitting in a chair 10 Fender bender, scratch on car 20 major change at work, moving 15 kid leaving home 30 foreclosure 40 death of a friend 45 retirement , change in heath of a family member 50, Personal injury or illness , pet die, losing a jo Catastroph...0c-png.jpg Catastrophe-Scale-656df2bc91a0c-png.jpg

    Narwhal Blast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know about this scale! Thank you so much!

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    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fight - Flight - Freeze - Fawn. Fight = you fight. Flight = you run. Freeze = you remain transfixed. Fawn = you try to please or appease the threat.

    Nosirrow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'd be easier if people could be a little bit nicer to introverts.

    Isabella
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how people survive with having anxiety and being in a constant panic for all the things, even the small ones.

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know you didn’t mean to, but please note that come like this can really come off as pretty darn hurtful to people who live with anxiety. No, we are not in a constant state of panic 24/7. No, we do not live in a constant state of panic for every little thing- good grief. Many of us survive perfectly fine and have coping techniques. It may be hard at times, but as an athlete and someone with a job that can indeed become stressful, I’ve learned how to deal with stress and anxiety. We’re just normal people with a little bit more adrenaline pumping through us at times.

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to read your answer but my body went with flight.

    Courtney Christelle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Rewire Your Anxious Brain” by Catherine Pittman and Elizabeth Karle. Fascinating read.

    Alexia
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go to a good therapist. There is some unhealed trauma there.

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    #5

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    Butcher C. Cazzoti Report

    troufaki13
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah... the pure bliss of having a simple mind 😅

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as the old adage goes "ignorance is bliss"

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    The Darkest Timeline
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’ve ever seriously said you believe the earth is flat or evolution isn’t real or burning fossil fuels doesn’t have any negative effects on the environment, you should have your drivers license and voting rights revoked. You’re too stupid to have an opinion on anything that affects others or operate dangerous machinery.

    Alicia M
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet no one has ever found the edge. Seems like these idiots want to believe an absurd idea just to be different. They can't be serious.

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to them no one can go below 60 south latitude. But every time the try to prove the flat earth they show the earth is a spinning globe.. 🤷‍♂️🤭

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    George D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True flat earthers, I'm convinced, have a brain malady. Really no other way to explain such a ridiculous viewpoint, despite MOUNTAINS of evidence to the contrary.

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are probably scaming to get funding from yt views etc, and prob from Netflix also. Also in comvo not trusting zny other that yourself, or fellow flerfers.. edit:spelling, scam, not sham..

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    Marcellus II
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No atoms, germs, elephants nor curvature there — so they’re all fake news? I don’t get the argument to be honest. And if there were, it would be proof? Like a photo of an “alien” is proof?

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have proof...! But most of the scientifically correct experiment they do shows it's a spinning ball, but then they delete the video from YT... and all of nasa is fake, CGI, greenscreen or other fakery.. 🙄

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    Angeldust McQuade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat earthers, they’re all around the globe.

    Miles Mawyer
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a sneaking suspicion that if you zoomed in and counted pixels, you'd find *GASP* a curve.

    WindySwede
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scieman Dan (YT) et. al. show this several times a week. No flerfs believes this.

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    Rosie!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... it is slightly curved

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    #6

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    Tiffany Welsh Stevenson Report

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's a birb? is that some sort of internet slang or acronym that this old git isn't aware of ..... genuine question

    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My. Gawd. This is the most adorable thing I've ever seen on BP. Up with this type of thing!!!

    Giles McArdell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who thought those bits at the top of it's beak were it's eyes? Honestly thought this was some kind of cartoon birb toy for a moment there :D

    Chilli
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at the bebe

    cj be like
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'ahh, finally.. i've been flying all day'

    Midnight (she/her)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SOOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEE!!!!!!! *dies of cuteness overload*

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    Of course, he wasn’t a nobody before he landed the show. The science community appreciated him for his research and advocacy, though some were a little put off by his speculative approach to science. Still, he taught at Harvard and then earned his position as a full-time professor at Cornell. He was also working with NASA since the inception of the US space program in the '50s. He even briefed Apollo astronauts before going to the Moon.

    #7

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    Willow Annastasia Report

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if it were on a Perch.. Tastes like Chicken... Chicken of the sea.

    K R
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jessica Simpson might get some validation then

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    Echo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am looking at this picture and STILL wanna throw it like a paper airplane XD

    Ed Brandon
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just... put it back. And leave it alone.

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's evolution right there

    Tomato Smudge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not up close enough. They're actually very beautiful

    Lurking Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look closely, you can see that this actually is not a flying fish but rather a fish being held aloft.

    KinoEel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s ok one of those that just doesn’t work if you through it to hard

    Nicholas Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Native tribes in south Japan, or the Taiwanese Island chains, first for these annually. It's their main food staple. I saw it in a doc. It looked hella fun.

    Rich Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has this been tested for alien DNA?

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    #8

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    KinoEel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now give it an angry cousin who wants to attack everything

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But make them Canadian so people will think they're nice.

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    Sheena
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also make em' super cute cause why not

    Dan Flo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The day after God created the platypus. "Oh my Me... note to self - dont drink and create".

    Cake lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this made me laugh out loud!

    Warpath81
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem sir : the monkeys are imitating the face and posting to social media

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    #9

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    redemptiionss Report

    Gizzywig
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as Seal the musician breaking into a NZ home

    Joeshar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as Seal the US marines break into someone house and terrorize, thank god the owner is not at home

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    ceren y.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let's talk about the part it "traumatises the cat", please

    Andy Cran
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should've made an appointment first for a consultation

    Laughing Orc (he / him / orc)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm unreasonably upset by the use of the term "a marine biology comes to visit"

    LapCat
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going to age me, but it reminds me of a meme from the olden days of George W. turning towards John Kerry with a dialogue bubble that says “Did Al Gore invent ALL of the internets?”

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    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That time Ed McMahon shows up and rings your bell but you're sleeping next to the toilet.

    rustythorn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than being an astrophysicist

    MaximumKarmaSaint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats are already sacred enough of the outdoors, an outdoor animal would terrify them, a sea creature would absolutely terrifying!

    Joe Publique
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comin soon to a cinema near you. The Sound of Feline. Starring John Cena (as the marine) and Chris Hemsworth (as the SEAL)...

    AngelWingsYT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD love how it just casually mentions how it scared the cat n hung out xD

    MrPractical
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t have helped anyway, since he’s an expert in Marines, not Navy SEALs.

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    He became better-known to the public after he published his best-selling science-fiction book The Dragons of Eden, which won him a Pulitzer Prize in 1977. Because of this, he was invited to write and narrate Cosmos. In it, he delved into various different topics related to space and the world around us. He told fascinating stories that got people excited about our universe.

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    Alex Hanna Report

    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That entire post felt like an acid trip

    Tamra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your acid trips have been far more intellectual than mine ever were. 🤣

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    EasyBreezyCataneze
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband asked me if all brains taste the same. I replied 'has to. Intellect or feelings probably don't make much difference in the basic composition. ' He looked at me and said ' I meant in terms of sheep vs pork vs beef. Not human beings you cannibal!'

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fried beef brain is delicious, although it needs a sprinkling of salt. I've never tasted anything else's, although my mom would say pork brains tasted awful. These days, you can't get brains anymore. What a waste. The texture is rather like a fried scallop, and the taste rather like dark chicken meat, just a tad sweet. It's not greasy like chicken, though.

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    H G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hallucinating tapioca is much better than anxious cucumber.

    Crybabyartist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is mostly fat and water but instead of salt it's mostly "Mrs Dash" just because I'm not supposed to use salt.

    Stephanie Barr
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not forget all the great movies and art and books this blob of fat has created.

    geezeronthehill
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    North American native hunters demonstrated that each animal has enough brain matter in its skull to use for processing its hide into leather. Hence, brain tanned buckskin. Humans have way too much brain, or not enough hide, for that to work on us.

    Thomas Ewing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That blob of jelly is also in touch with more than one dimension, if folks would only pay attention.

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    Steven Downs Report

    Doctor Strange
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember, if it bites you and you die, its venomous. If you bite it and you die, its poisonous. If it bites itself and you die, its voodoo. If you both bite each other and neither of you die, its kinky.

    KinoEel
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t pick up the snake

    Stygtand
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg that is pure comedy gold!!

    RandomEpiBioPerson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK about other areas, but I'm the USA, there are multiple state wildlife and national Park twitters that are pretty great. I really enjoy them. :D

    gilded panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird, no one says poisonous things are venomous, but everyone says venomous things are poisonous

    Gus Gustafson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not ashamed to admit that I had to look that one up.

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite? - that isn't MY dog"!

    Laura Ashton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people don't understand the difference.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look at the logo for the Oklahoma Dept of Wildlife and see a bearded man from Portland, Oregon wearing a loose-fitting beanie.

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    #12

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something my dad would say

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best comment ever! Future boy!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah my mother was huffing behind someone who's kit wasn't working. Then her card got rejected... I walked away quietly, sniggering

    Java Addict
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My store doesn't take Apple pay, it's amazing how many people are completely lost when they find this out. Ffs keep a physical card with you as backup, you never know when you're going to run into this.

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 Future boy, gonna call my son this

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just don't see the point of using your phone to pay. Same for boarding a plane. It's not that hard to carry a boarding card or a few pieces of plastic in you wallet. I tired of people holding up queues and causing disruption because the battery is flat or the phone is playing up.

    rullyman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some budget airlines charge you to print a boarding pass and if you don't have a home printer, it's easier to just keep it on your phone

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    Wax0nWax0ff
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As he takes out his checkbook to write a check

    Katy McMouse
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I think this sounds like every old man in the UK and Ireland?

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    The 13-part series was well received by both the audience and the critics. It won an Emmy and a Peabody Award, and also became the most widely watched series in the history of American television and held that record for a whole decade after. As a result, Sagan became a cultural icon.

    #13

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    IFLScience Report

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look humanity is kinda stupid, always has been always will be

    John Carr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah......it's just getting stupider 😆

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    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another triumph for the American lawsuit-happy culture!

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh humanity...capable of incredible feats of engineering and art, but also needs reminders to not eat paper. 🤣🙄

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how terrible at it most drivers are, I'm glad we don't have flying cars.

    Definitely a Human
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had flying cars in 1980. We'd had them for a long time by then. They're called aeroplanes.

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always sad when humanity is dragged down to the lowest common denominator. As an aside, the paper is probably better for you than the white bun, cheese, and greasy burger.

    The mad duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2023: Welcome to the nuclear power plant, Please do not eat the uranium reactor cores. 🤓☝

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I thought, we were moving forward. Seems we're, either, staganant or moving backwards.

    Mike Loux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very glad we do not have flying cars. 2 dimensions are bad enough.

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    #14

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    Keith Manson Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give them any ideas

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They would if they could. On that note BRING BACK OUR MARBLES!

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it's an consolation,I'm a Brit and believe they must be returned (along with many other artifacts,who do we think we are)

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    Ace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every other museum in the world. NY Met, I'm looking at you here. https://www.icij.org/investigations/hidden-treasures/flurry-of-seizures-intensify-pressure-on-the-met-over-artifacts-linked-to-accused-traffickers/

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it John Oliver who said the British Museum is literally an active crime scene?

    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the guys that posted this got blocked by the British Museum lmao.

    Aquagardener
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuine question, why do the British seem to get the most attention for stealing artifacts out of all colonial powers? I never seem to see anything about the Spanish, Germans or French to name but a few Edited to add, I'm british and fully support the return of all artifacts.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing it's because the British Museum is the largest collection of it's kind in the world, so it's the most prominent one. Plus it's in the news from time to time because of some argument or another. For example the pilfered Acropolis marbles in the British Museum make the news every time they cause diplomatic issues between Greece and Britain.

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    DC
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't the moon located in some museum's vault in London? Because, there was no ship it would fit in.

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We (the collective human race) ARE bringing it to Earth, bit by bit, rock by rock, dust by dust.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually when I first saw this, I thought they were carrying a model of the building.

    Laughing Orc (he / him / orc)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't show Rishi Sunak this, he'll never speak to you again! Wait - actually, maybe I should show him this

    Ai-Li Mae Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they could, they would. same with the pyramids.

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    #15

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    Makenzee Jade Report

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no point in having these. Unnecessary and messy... time to phase these out... I'm staying inside with all my doors shut tight... and a blow torch in case my chair turns into a spider.

    Papa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the post about bats that is currently at #2 could also be said about spiders.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found in Australia... Again!!! Somebody wanna tell Mother Nature to take it easy with the Build-A-Creature set...? -_-"

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a reason why the only people in Australia are the young and free

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    PhaseWitFact
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spiders are cool 😎 and they eat insects including insects that bite us. Why does everyone hate on spiders???

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be frozen in place terrified of spiders. Now tho, after seeing them do their thing in my basement if I find a spider in my house I bring it to a problem area and let it set up shop. This spider tho is pretty cool and doesn't seem like the type to invade a home so I'm unsure what all the hate is about.

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can also f*ck right off.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On today's episode of Mother Nature Gives Us the Finger - I give you...the wrap-around spider.

    Ai-Li Mae Sarvis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no no no no no. WTF! why, just Why!

    G R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it makes you feel better, they are tiny (like a quarter of an inch), and while they can bite they are not harmful to humans.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not climbing any more trees.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's good to get outside but things like this make a good argument for remaining indoors.

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    In the show, he often said “billions and billions” referring to and emphasizing the innumerable amount of things in the universe. This became his catchphrase and a part of the cultural vocabulary in the '80s. Musicians were including it in their songs and comedians were incorporating it into their routines.

    #16

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    Steven Downs Report

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What were they *really* trying to do? That's scary!

    Giovanni
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is old news, basically there were a buch of questions ranging from embryology to the relation between birds and dinosaurs so they manipulated the activation of the most "modern" geners in chicken embryos and found out they started to develop a tail and (in a separate experiment) a reptile face. None of the embryos got the complete set of modifications nor were allowed to complete development and be born tho so no chickensaurus has been created (yet) We now know beyond resonable doubt that birds belong to the Dinosauria and Theropoda clade, same as velociraptors and tyrannosaurus.

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    H G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a bunch of movies telling us how this is a bad idea?

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? Bunch of films say rich middle aged men in payamas should fight crime better than police. Not going to convince me either.

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    YTK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised no one made a Dino nuggets joke yet

    Binny Tutera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got Dino nuggets in my freezer right now. Gluten free.

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    Bunzilla
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, there's really no 'accidentally' about it.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, all chickens are kinda dinosaurs....

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Kinda”? No, they just are. That’s cladistics.

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Why is it always compared to chickens? Where is the love?😆

    Leslie Donsen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a throwback. Birds evolved from dinosaurs. They're little carnivores. I have seen videos of a flock of chickens happily tearing into a roasted one.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like everyone involved needs to see a picture of a goose's mouth

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    #17

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    Aleksandra Bilewicz Report

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    being a Brit myself and it not of any real use to me I really like this

    Shark queen 🦈🦈🦈
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up the Corn Bread Mafia for some interesting Kentucky history

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    HardieBoysMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just Mimal cooking us all up some chicken.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like … 😮 wow! I can’t explain how much I love this, for the most part, utterly useless information

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step one, cut a hole in the box.

    stupidMonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one wondering why Arkansas was effing Tennessee

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    Lunakadi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice one. Although, Kentucky is not hard to find. It’s pretty distinct. It’s all those squares and rectangles in the west that have me scratching my head. And I’m a US citizen. 🙄

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like an artist got tired/lazy of designing states. Started all enthused and inspired with squiggles, shapes, and sizes. Then got sick of it and said "f**k this s**t, everything else is just gonna be big, angular, with long lines" and then called it a day. lmao

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    MC C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my teacher in school called the guy Mimal (Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Arkansas, and Luisiana)

    Passerby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it's a fried chicken. I thought it was something else.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me i wasnt the only one who saw a d**k

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me caveman brain see massive D**K

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    #18

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    Tiffany Welsh Stevenson Report

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You is strong, you is powerful, you is the terror of the Rockies. You're gonna catch that fish today.

    Andrea Squires
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes this is the one!! This hits hard, man

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean you got slapped in the face by a fish?

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While dancing? (all roads lead to Monty Python)

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    Amanda Silliker
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use this meme ALL the time with students (I'm a music teacher). The "I had this at home" is so real.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the wet fish hits you in the face without the need for a someone.

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    Furthermore, now “sagan” can be used as a unit of measurement that is equivalent to a very large number of anything (at least 4 billion or more). His name is also used when referring to the number of stars observable in the universe. This is called Sagan’s number and at the moment it’s estimated to be 300 sextillion.

    #19

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    Elisabeth Neda Scott Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘One more trespasser and my wind chime will be complete’

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One more trespasser and my bones wind chime will be complete. Or visitor, if I'm in a " f*** you world" day.

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    Cheryl Robinson-Atwood
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My front porch roof is strung with wind chimes. No wonder the neighbors look at me funny.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my windchimes even has metallic balls. I take no prisoners.

    Dr Robert Neville
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the bamboo and coconut shell ones in my garden warning off?

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the bamboo ones are from the pandas ....oh

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    #20

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shaman: "We can make that wolf our friend by scritching a spot on his lower back." Hunter: "No way! He'll kill me!" Little girl: "I'll do it! Come here, mister wolf..."

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a special mention to Glurk, who was the first to try, may his mangled remains rest in peace.

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great movie about that it's called "alpha" 👍

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay close buddy I'm a need to eat you later.

    Zoe Belen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wolves team up with many other animals, badger, ravens, etc. Especially when young.

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some wolves didn't have the shy gene, so it was easier to approach humans, especially if they smelled meat, raw or cooked.

    Al Jameson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently some anthropologists now think that reason Homo neanderthalensis died out is that they didn't domesticate wolves.

    Tennscgirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys really need to read "The Dog Master" by W. Bruce Cameron. It's great fiction about prehistoric humans taming the first wolves to be domesticated.

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    #21

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when a 4 year old is so much more intelligent than a grown person.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Dateline show featuring her will start with "...but there were signs."

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    Painted Dog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sorry, but why can't the kid be "taught about behaving" the way other little children are? Maybe it's just my suffocating childhood coming through, but all this sugar and spice stuff gets me a little miffed. Why can't we raise children as equally as possible without all this mildly condescending parenting with girls. Again, this is just my opinion, I don't mean to offend anyone who believes differently.

    monkeydog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why everyone likes this post, though. Because they were trying to condition her and instead she came back with an answer that was both accurate and hardcore.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And old ladies are made of wine and caffeine and everything mean

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or. This old lady is made of vodka and gin, Back talk me and I'll slap ya to the moon! (Oh c'mon, I can't be the only one laughing)

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    AngelWingsYT
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shes gonna do fine in the world👍

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    To this day, Sagan is highly admired by many. He made many people curious about the world and even nudged some towards scientific careers. And sure, this list can never compare to the perfect knowledge and entertainment balance that he achieved in his masterpiece of a series, but, hey, it’s still pretty darn funny. 

    #22

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    greenisneon Report

    BrownTabby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a Japanese speaker who has heard a love song that mentioned being “only 10cm apart”: sounds like a you problem

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cowboy enters McDonalds, tosses his 37.85412 liter hat on the counter and orders a 113.3981 grammer. [Ten gallon hat, quarter pounder].

    martymcmatrix
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a 🇩🇪, I was raised »metric« but the 804.672 km appeared to be quite misleading...I once learned to use a comma for this and a dot for not loosing track when navigating through 6+ digits...1000000...hm...1.000.000...okay......I read it as 804672 km...804,672 km and 804.672 km is definitely not the same...

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was kinda lucky I got taught in both metric and imperial, probably because the UK had just gone metric (early 70's) and needed a transitional period

    Ropre
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 58 years old and I'm in the U.S. I'm just too freaking old to learn the metric system. I don't care how much better and easier it is. My brain is tired and it refuses to learn a whole new way of measuring! 😊

    Fake Account
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only sounds weird because your directly changing units to their actual value. I would walk 500k, then walk 500k more...

    Venus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The 2.54 centimeterworm 2.45 centimetered down the twig.”

    Alex Kennedy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Customary” sounds so much nicer than “Imperial” or, let’s face it “American and Liberian”.

    Kelly Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ♪But I'd wait a million years, walk 1609344 kilometers, cry a million tears...♫ Nope, it just don't have that ring to it.

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    #23

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BIG FLOOFY BEEEEEAAAANNNSSS

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuddling up to this kitty would be soooooo soft and comfy.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna apologize or lose my place because you're staring.. you done looking?

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Piggy paws to the nth degree

    Scrappychick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is the reason I cannot live in Canada, the urge to boop the snoot/squish toe beans would likely end me

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    #24

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    Alex Hanna Report

    Delenn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brain: You are going to kill us all!! The inmune system: Look, the manual says I had to rise temperature and I am doing it ok? I don´t care about that "keil" you are talking about.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best solution, only lower the temperature of the brain and lungs, leaving the rest of the body to roast as much as it wants. It can be done by breathing very cold air.

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, tried my best, time to give up and die now

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Kinda wish we would stop thinking that low fevers are bad when it’s part of the body’s immune response to try and heal. If it gets higher than 39°C (102.2° in freedom units) then maybe take some acetaminophen or something. Otherwise just let it do its thing.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! Why on earth do medical staff tell parents to do this when their children are ill with normal childhood sniffs and sniffles? Do they not learn the same biology that the rest of us learn?

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going through that right now. Body and immune system cannot seem to meet to an agreement somewhere.

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My body 99% of the time: we can easily take on any infection or virus. My body when it gets sick that 1%: OMG WE ARE GONNA DIE! THIS IS THE END!

    Justme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give a fever 24 hours to do its job and then I take Tylenol

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't had a fever since I became a father, cuz nobody touches the thermostat on my watch

    jiajun xiao
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, you should make yourself even hotter to let your system do the job /gen.

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    #25

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    Hennri Starr Report

    Zeyno
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    facial expression of the cat🤭

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost hear the cat sighing...

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things we put up with. I mean, at least our kittens outgrow it quickly. Human kittens will grab you around the waist and drag you for years!

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's face!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh great Bastet, please give me patience.

    Ry-o
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sweetie give up. He's not even paying attention. Smh. He's not even trying...

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there are going to be Pringles later.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If cats had thumbs and could write, they probably wouldn’t.

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naaaah they would rule the world with their laws, not human laws.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know they don't already know how to write but just refuse to?

    sbj
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's thinking "when am I ever going to need this, I've already got an escape plan"

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    #26

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    James Tegan Report

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bananas!!!! they're devil's bum grapes

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If bananas are the Devil's bum grapes then sit on my face, Satan!

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    Flora Porter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bacon and coffee never live up to the smell, but coffee's easier to get hold of than antidepressants.

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eraser. Everyone has tried when was a child

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of you have tried a nose yet? Huh?

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear they're delicious when pan fried. Maybe throw in some ear mushrooms.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to shove fries up your nose, suit yourself. Me, I can’t be bothered.

    Unauthorized Kiwi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but why is no one talking about I_Love_Small_Breasts?

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    #27

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they just used a stock image of an empty forest. I think they mean a brown bear though.

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    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the horses does this, too, when my plans don't agree with his busy schedule.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I close my eyes no one can see me.

    Chris Landrum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dum de dum dum, nothing to see here

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    #28

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    David Nields Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too would like to hear our ancestors' floppy wisdom

    Giovanni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Land full of tasty bugs and devoid of sharks. Use your mutated swim bladder to breath air. Glub Glub.

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gold help my great-great grandchildren who ask me for guidance!

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bastard came on land and that's when all the trouble started

    Xitxarel•lo Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg!!!! This one is brilliant hahahahahhaha

    Spannermonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Advice TO ancestor: Don't bother, stay in the water, your great*(10x10x100) grandkids just mess it all up, anyway.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just going to guide her back to the sea.

    Paulo Zenari
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This mf decided to take a stroll on land and here we are, paying bills n stuff

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    #29

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    Alanna Marie Fresquez-Apodaca Report

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all seriousness, the regenerating teeth would be awesome but wouldn't be feasible, because permanent, non-replacing teeth were actually one of the great innovations in the evolution of mammals. If your teeth are always falling out and growing back, you never run out, but you also can't develop feeding strategies that rely on your teeth meeting up in a certain way, a.k.a chewing. Permanent teeth allowed the first mammals to start specializing teeth to do different jobs; if their teeth were all in different stages of development, it wouldn't work, because once you get beyond simple plant-tearing pegs or sharp points, your teeth have to make contact with each other the same way all the time to be useable. ('The Rise And Reign Of The Mammals' is a fascinating book if you have any interest in evolutionary history.) Edit: book title

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but hear me out: we all get a third set at age 40 (minus wisdom teeth)

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    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans do actually have some bioluminescence

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You won’t believe how long it took my to spell that last word

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    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left out -knees that don’t turn into Rice Krispies before you’ve even made it through your 20’s.

    Hawkmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - Fix self centering default setting.

    Stephen Cohoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knees. We need a better design for knees that don't wear out and need replacement every few decades.

    Red PANda (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say no to bioluminescence cuz what if you couldn’t sleep cuz your eyelids were glowing? Unless we had it in patches/patterns like Seawings, that’s be cool

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is to allow the release of dopamine and serotonin on demand. I would pay good money for that upgrade!

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lower back,yes please,where do I sign up ?......I kinda like and don't mind the "glitch" thing

    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'glitch' is your heart rate dropping so fast as you fall asleep that your brain panics and jolts you awake to check that you're not dying.

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    #30

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    BTDubs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder everyone's trying to BOIL it

    YTK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about the inner core?

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last time I checked, ravioli weren't exactly round. Flat Earther??

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    #31

    Humorous-Light-Science-Memes

    Christine Nicole Bagley Report

    Bec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike most Internet trolls, most scientists are open to new ideas and possibilities

    Flora Porter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they're easy to wind up. My biochemist ex could be instantly distracted as needed by asking him if a vegetable was organic. 'It's not f-ing INorganic, is it?'

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha. Or maybe this random YouTube video with 20 views will blow this one wide open!

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Facebook is like a black hole ... where truth and time go to die.

    beautiful plumage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like how he had to lower his mask so that we could hear him. even though it's a comic so all we really could've done is read what he could've said with the mask on.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch! This one just hurts . . . .

    Sonja
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at the strange propositions some scientists have exploded, you know that a true scientist will not care where the idea comes from, only that it's interesting. Scientists know perfectly well that expert blindness is a thing and some of the most important discoveries came from scientists watching children play or the 'layman's test' where you talk with someone outside of your echo bubble about your work to get a fresh point of view. Real scientists are very open to all kinds of questions and I when I was at uni we got explicitly told not to behave as if science was gospel. Science is supposed to explain and explore things, not to risk 'organizational blindness' and groupthink. Many important discoveries have been made by people we would call laymen nowadays. Examples are Gregor Mendel, Benjamin Franklin, Otto Lilienthal and the brothers Wright. All self educated workers who never got a formal degree.

    Dana Seilhan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There actually are people on the internet with interesting ideas and far too many scientists on industry payrolls. Something's gotta give.

    Demosthenes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much most proponents of cold dark matter RN.

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    #32

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    Gourdeous
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except a group of crows is a Murder!

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a group of crows is a "murder" (apologies for the pedantry)

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it only a murder of crows when they’re on the ground (like a gaggle of geese, which then becomes a skein of geese when they fly into the air)?

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    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God: Crow: God: OK let's just make that a murder. Were gonna use flock for seagulls in the 80s. this is gonna kill... so murder.

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sending this to my daughter (whose boyfriend loves birds) right now. BRB.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So God made the crow, made him/her so witty, so it could answer God back!

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    #33

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    Stevie Perry Report

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a bit small, must be a gerbil

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roborovski hamster. They're teeny tiny little speedy fluffs.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is (or was) a website called Tech Tales, which consisted mostly of stories about the computer illiterate. On of my favorite ones was the secretary calling in about her computer not working. She insisted it was the mouse. Based on the symptoms, it couldn't be just a mouse problem. So the tech goes onsite, opens up the computer, and all the cords are nibbled. The secretary said, "See? I told you it was the mouse!"

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear I'm probably mentioned on that website

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    screaming chicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it USED to have a tail before bluetooth and wireless connections tho...

    Baali Venomax
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine has a tail, its just removable so that means mine is a Lizard?

    Shannon Matthews
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter had a roborovski hamster named Fuzzy for a while. The furry little vampire was nicknamed Fuzzferatu.

    Printerman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wired = mouse, wireless = hamster.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the arrow called the cursor when I'm the one using all the expletives

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    #34

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    Jeanne Gehring Report

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cowboy is holding a calf; somebody was out too late and had to be brought home from the party.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if they balanced one on their head, it was known as a Headlight

    nm (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't buy it. The horse alone will find its way back to the stable.

    MrPractical
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s still using GPS (Galloping Pony Sense).

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    #35

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like calling people humans because it sort of makes me feel like I’m not human which I wish was the case

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Sweden it is very common to refer to someone as "the human" especially when you're complaining about their behavior. "Vad tusan gör människan?" (What the heck is the human doing?) "Människan är inte klok" (The human is nuts) :D

    Aaricia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same in Netherlands, we don't have a word for people. We just call them 'mensen' aka humans in English. Person would be mens (or persoon if you want to be really formal and use an englishified word)

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 18 year old went through a phase a few years back where she called everyone hummus beans... I still use that one!

    RAM31280
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he isn't misgendering anyone. unless they are trans-species.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell him it’s pronounced hoo-mahn

    Justme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew was like this as a little kid. Now he’s a grad student at Yale.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got news for ya, lady: There's no such thing as a normal family.

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds of back in middle school when I couldn’t talk about science whit be caused everyone I know was a dumbass back then when it came to advanced biology

    Caroline Fraser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Normal family”? Ew. Who’d want to be that?

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    #36

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    correlation is not causation simply put

    Rosemary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the van is hauling windows, then windows do make the cargo.

    Joeshar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, fish can swim. Ship can swim. Fish=Ship

    The Keeper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Diogenes Would do that, wouldn't he..?

    Dana Seilhan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't drive a mobile home. You have to tow it. A van is still a big car.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To which I might add: my office doesn't have any windows at all and thank goodness we're moving.

    Justin Walsh
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just need to know whether to keep my car windows up or down so I can maximize my efficiency.

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    #37

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    Alex Hanna Report

    Vix Spiderthrust
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood this. Surely an infinite number of monkeys wouldn't *eventually* produce Hamlet; they'd *instantly* produce Hamlet, because they'd occupy all possible points on the probability curve.

    Sandor M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains the gibberish I produced last night

    Jeff White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have to admit to the incredibly obviousness of this conclusion. Well done!

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A genius of observation who has enlightened us all. I wish I had realized this before...

    Dana Seilhan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope. We're apes. Not the same animal.

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    #38

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    Tiffany Welsh Stevenson Report

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog drinks from her water bol without getting up.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, sounds about right with me.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me a bit of Orion, the sarcastic jerk of Howling Woods Farm. They use treats to encourage the wolves to get up on the platform so you can take pictures with them. Well Orion would walk up to the platform, lay down on it so his back paws stayed on the ground, eat the treat and just stay there, butt facing the cameras.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a malamute waiting outside a shop for his people, he was sitting howling with his chin resting on the fence

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww obviously not lazy. Probably has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome! Some people think it's a fake illness!!! yeah fake like your wolf can't eve get up!!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shh! Listen to the lyrics: "I'm down. (I'm really down) I'm down. (Down on the ground) I'm down. (I'm really down) How can you laugh, when you know I'm down?" He's no Paul McCartney, but at least his heart (and the rest of him) are in the right place.

    John George
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's howlin' 'cause he's settin' on a thorn...

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    #39

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont go sticking your hands in those pockets, there is no loose change and if you touch me afterwards I'm gonna puke on your shirt... mucus is gross!! ITS A MUCUS pocket!! worse than a sweaty pocket!!

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where on earth have you got a sweaty pocket? Unless you're into rubber, in which case please ignore.

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    ceren y.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT HAS IT GOT IN ITS POCKETSES, PRECIOUS?!

    Clown fish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only girls have pockets sorry. And just to add we still can't fit much in there lol

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    Ryan Mercer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's where they keep their chlamydia.

    Kylie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute, but look at the claws.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals have better pockets than women's clothing.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything's better with pockets.

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    #40

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    S Dharma Teg , Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else do you think blue cheese acquires its taste?

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would probably be a good time to say that biology was not my strongest subject in school

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    Missandei Worm
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was researching water bottle brands and someone commented they liked a particular brand cause it’s easy to wash. Someone replied “why would you wash your bottle if it only holds water?” So yes there are people who NEVER wash their water bottles smh

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So which one is easy to wash? Please share your findings (I'm genuinely interested, thank you)

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    Terran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tastes different, so yes, bacteria is flavour! Checkmate wildlife department!

    Carl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's small-batch artisanal kombucha!

    Shauna Voigt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That twitter account is hilarious

    Sara Kreps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is one of the best Twitter posters.

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please wash your water bottles once a week at minimum, more of you end up leaving one in your car for a day or two. You already have enough bacteria in your body; you don’t need to add any extra (at least not that way, though probiotics are good sometimes).

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    Diane Ohlzen Report

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entirely numeric passwords are a terrible idea because they're so easily brute-forced.

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a myth. It's only for impossibly stupid brute force algorithms and impossibly stupid password reading software. A ten digit alphanumeric with symbols and capitals is not significantly more secure than a random 4 digit pin number. Because real hackers use password lists.

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    #1 Candevil Fan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BECAUSE WAFFLES ARE BEEEETTER THAN 9111117200001999999999

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually waffle when it comes to passwords.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helium Lithium Cobalt Platinum Erbium

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helikopter Helikopter! Parakopter Parakopter!

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    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't they get pancakes? Meanie

    Unauthorized Kiwi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that post of the teacher and his board said Ra Ra Ah Ah Ro Ma Ga Ga or whatever? This is giving me flashbacks.

    Cheesenacho
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! A new way to come up with passwords!

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    #42

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met an adult who thought basically the same thing about narwhals.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, we all thought that about narwhals well into adulthood. Right? ....RIGHT??

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    Nicky Shrimps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, you and your son think ghosts and witches are MADE UP?!

    luke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing about Axolotls

    Liss Reins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But witches are real, my pretty

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who thought that about Santa Claus, until I took him to Macy's and let him see for himself.

    Jeff (He/They)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My older sister didn't think narwhals and wolverines existed..

    TeaAndWhimsy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My FIL didn't think wolverines were real until i pointed them out to him in a zoo in Sweden

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    RAM31280
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Witch please, witches and are real and everywhere.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We spend too much time indoors watching TV

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    #43

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    Tiffany Welsh Stevenson Report

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Halfway through the day, I take prescription strength fukital

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A CPA friend of mine told me that he couldn't get through the day without his Adderall.

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 At the same time, I wouldn't get in your way.

    Imnotthatpanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take 4 a day and I still have very little chill.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was this absolutely perfect smartassed remark when I needed it most?

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one cold reckoning.

    #44

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    Gowtham Prithvi Report

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually a great answer but sadly they will tell you back how Youtube is free for people and not edited by pedo socialist satanists like the washington post

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people have no idea what real research is. It takes years of practice/training and one of the key skills is to be constantly aware of one's own bias.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in grad school, I took a 4-month course on research and statistics. Even though I'm not currently working in my field (clinical mental health counseling) I use what I learned in it all the time. Probably one of the most important classes I've ever taken.

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who are subject matter experts will spend a considerable amount of time conducting their own research, attending academic conferences, speaking with other research and professionals, and papers. This meme is poking fun at the people who refuse to listen to the actual researchers and instead say that they’ve done their own research online and refuse to listen to what experts have to say.

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    #45

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    Linda Csapo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain this to a German, please?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new favorite pun after "Where do they keep rabbits in France? In the hutch back of Notre Dame"

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Peruvian Owls' ought to be the answer to the $64,000 Question

    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I'd read this before I went to Petén.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That also explains Hooters.

    #46

    Humorous-Light-Science-Memes

    S Dharma Teg Report

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes our butts eat those secret pants

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some secret pant are made to be eaten by butts.

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    Mike Morton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dumbass read underwear as underwater and I was mighty confused for a sec

    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Mormon underwear, but those aren't small!

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait til they hear about what the Mormons wear.

    Brian Savage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half of us have secret shirts under our normal shirts... unless we're swimming, then it's just the one layer.

    Kimba
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're to prevent chafing of our groinal area when we wear pants. :P

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, groinal? Oops, nevermind, I just looked it up. Carry on!

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    #47

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    Heather Cachat Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watt is love? Baby don't hertz me, don't hertz me. No morse

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .-- .- - - / .. ... / .-.. --- ...- . / -... .- -... -.-- / -.. --- -. .----. - / .... . .-. - --.. / -- . / -.. --- -. .----. - / .... . .-. - --.. / -- . / -. --- / -- --- .-. ... .

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent this to my dad, he chortled. The Alzheimer's hasn't won yet.

    Courtney Christelle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed at this way harder than I probably should have.

    Rick Drew
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically it mega-hertz......

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't discuss Siemens. The SI unit of electrical conductance.

    sheri_cowley33
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that I laughed as hard as I did.

    alexander robertson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One Hertz is very low frequency. I've destroyed the joke. Sorry.

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    #48

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    Allan Hussein Report

    Delenn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I weird because I am laughing at this like a loon?

    Some Weirdo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s homeboys face at the end xD like the amount of uncomfortableness you feel…

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    Kelly Hartle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband went to a restaurant across from a dock once. He asked the waitress if the fish was fresh. The waitress put her hand on her hip and said, "Honey, an hour ago it was swimmin'!"

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the chicken tastes fowl

    Hakunamawhatnow
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face will give me nightmares tonight.

    me McG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I detect a causal step in the evolution of dry humor?

    Peyton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so stupid it's funny 🤣

    a person who likes books
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know because i dont laugh much because whats the point

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are tired, do you yawn? If someone startles you, do you 'jump' slightly? They're called reactions to stimulus.

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    #49

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    daglout Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest we turned into paint or used as train fuel.

    BTDubs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the British didn't have space in the museum. Nom nom...

    BTDubs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, the ORIGINAL protein powder!

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I read the smithsonian article. The human race is deeply confused, and in need of serious therapy. I have this mental image of alien anthropologists reading the internet, and going "they did what?!?!?!" and face-palming. "The entire species is self destructive and insane. They must never be allowed to leave their solar system."

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, a lot more of them were burned instead of coal to fuel trains

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how people were horrified by cannibalism, yet they did pretty much the same as cannibals.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a fun and slightly disturbing article from National Geographic on the matter: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/mummy-eating-medical-cannibalism-gory-history

    Moosy Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So all those horror movies about mummies… Lies! Slander! Propaganda!

    Miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were burn.

    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to picture Victorians snorting mummies like coke.

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    #50

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but my weirdness doesn't cause werewolves to transform.

    IlaTheRedheadBambooEater
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually this picture is my best photo of the biggest and most beautiful moon ive ever seen.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moon changes size and make up. You know it's true, you can see it!

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    Mona
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed, which sucks because this isn’t true! Waves come from wind, not the moon. Moon makes tides

    MrPractical
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tides are just really big waves - tidal waves.

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    Deep One
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, butt I get in trouble when I moon people!

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    #51

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snails are so cute when they eat.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he eating it or moving it? ... I thought he might be taking it home, but of course his home is on his back!

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snails are actually a lot faster than some people think they are, they inch, the don't just stay in place and let the wind carry them.

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't be too big anymore, after it starts eating it.

    #52

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    Matthew Serowik Report

    Marion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this bloke might be a show off?

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to read like this when I started to read in deutsch. Normal book and small dictionary. Because I thought I should always know the meaning of the word, then I realized that I only need to understand the sentence /context.

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to read like this when I started to read in deutsch. Normal book and small dictionary. Because I thought I should always know the meaning of the word, then I realized that I only need to understand the sentence /context

    Caroline Fraser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven books going at the same time for a while. Now I read one until I think of another subject I’d like to learn about. If I haven’t got one set I take myself back to Quantum mechanics, again…

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you read Stranger in a Strange Land (Heinlein) you’ll need a bible to refer to.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My great grandma used to do this. The 2nd book was a dictionary for any time she came across a word she didn't know.

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    #53

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    Joe Baum Report

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I spose the flat earthers were right after all

    Joe Publique
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true all AROUND the world. :)

    Phil Vaive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not 71% water, 71% of the surface is covered in water. About 0.02% of the Earth's mass is H2O

    #54

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    Danielle Lawson Report

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 1 on this scale, also can anyone else imagine different sides of something they’ve seen before without seeing the sides? Because if I see the side of say a bottle I am able to imagine what all other views of the bottle look like, I can also do that with rooms and I can imagine a room from a bunch of different angles and all of the people and objects in that room

    Queeqec
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here, the bottle wasn't a well picked example as the look pretty much the same from every side except if you look down on it or at the bottom. But yes, I can easily make a picture in my head form rooms, landscapes, various objects from different angles. I am still confused when realizing that thats not 'normal'.

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    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain is having conniptions trying to imagine being a 5 and NOT seeing objects as I think of them!!🍎

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I literally can't imagine not being able to imagine

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    Averysleepypanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, I'm not sure where I fall on the scale. Like I THINK I seea red apple but it's not super clear like if I were actually looking at a picture

    Norah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an artist, I imagine my paintings before I put brush to paper. I don't know how I'd be able to paint if I was a 5 on this scale! I wonder whether there are many artists who are 5s.

    Tysha DivinationDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to be a 5, but I had health episode which means I'm now a 1, except when I'm dreaming 😔

    Lunakadi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean that when 5’s dream it’s just a bunch of words whizzing through the darkness?

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with aphantasia usually dream, we just can't do it intentionally or while waking.

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    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a 5 but I've developed a neat workaround for this. I really like calculus and abstract spacial concepts like minkowski spacetime which are very hard to comprehend without visualization. I can't see inside my head, but I can render things and "feel" where they are. It's like the sense where you close your eyes but you can still tell where your limbs are. If I want to picture what a certain graph would look like or transform a plane in a 3 dimensional space (or higher which is a real trip to think about), I generate that concept and focus my eyes on a point to busy my vision while I go inside my mind to feel what I'm thinking of. It's a lot less complicated than it sounds and I can only do it with simple colorless shapes that have no visual properties, let alone something complex like an apple. I also have no words to narrate my thoughts so I think in essentially data and information with a background process that randomly cross references the things I know to make more connections.

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can read fast and am really good and pattern recognition, but my working memory is very lacking since I have no way to easily hold concrete information in words or images. Memorizing scripts and speeches is absolute hell for me and I have issues with not being very well spoken on the spot, but I can write pretty well since I understand words intuitively. Life is pretty interesting like this, I blame the neurodivergence for making me think like a computer lol.

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    Lisa T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood it when people would say “the mind’s eye” or “picture this”, or people would daydream. I just thought it meant thinking about it. I also don’t have an inner monologue. Like what is that? Do people hear a voice saying “You need to get up and go to the kitchen”. Is it like a voice in their head giving them directions? On the plus side, I have very vivid lucid dreams

    Caroline Fraser
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assumed everyone had intense visual imagery. I can smell and taste food as well- I’ve dreamt up flavours and made cakes etc from scratch. Not always successful!

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    #55

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    Cate Hutchinson Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *checking Australia OFF my bucket list*

    Ripley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lived here for 51 years and have *never* seen anything like this. Just sayin'

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've lived here for 37 years and this is absolutely not something you're ever likely to see here. (DISCLAIMER: The above was not written by a spider).

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I considered this for about 0.002 seconds, and concluded that I prefer snow.

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe we have, let's see; winter, spring, summer, autumn. In australia; spider, the list can go on

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In good news, this only happens occasionally, and only after heavy rains. Just don’t go outside much after heavy rain

    KesTheExquisite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn it. Burn it all down. Start again. *shudders*

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think australia tried that but then everyone came in to "stop the wildfires that are causing people to die or go missing"

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    The Cute Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No worries.. Its is not poisonous.. Just venomous.. So it is fine as long as none interested in biting you

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    #56

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    Jennifer Hammond Report

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pmsl that should be the UK storm warning scale 😆😆😆 along with "inside out umbrella" alerts

    TheCheeseWheel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like this with Waffle House. Open: Everything is fine. Using a limited menu: Could be pretty bad, might want to stay home. Closed: Say your goodbyes, it is too late for you.

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oscar living in my trash can, interest rates.

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if there’s no wind and you lose your trash can?

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t forget the flying trampolines lol

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read blank verse that wasn't as good as this.

    Almost sunny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about trampolines blown next door

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    #57

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    Stevie Perry Report

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always amazes me when people complain that they "aren't going to need something later in life." Sometimes knowledge is just good to expand your brain capacity and enlarge your knowledge base. I have never regretted having learned something and I have been surprised over my life how many things I thought were "useless" at the time have turned out to helpful later.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I started doing electronic musical instrument repair, I was surprised at how all the trivia and "useless" knowledge I had acquired suddenly became necessary.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice the people who say "I'm never going to need this" have no clue about what they are going to need.

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am now 64 years old and I’m still learning new things most days

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so much useless stuff in my skull I have no room left for real knowledge.

    #58

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    S Dharma Teg Report

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Compound fractures are indeed a bad thing.

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just to be the 'boring, joke-killing woman', the real one is DR ABC: Danger - is it safe for you to approach the casualty? Response - do they respond to you talking to them or tapping them? Airways - is there anything obviously obstructing their breathing? Breathing - are they breathing? Circulation - is their a leak in their circulatory system, i.e. lots of blood coming out? (Don't bother trying to find a pulse - most people struggle to do this and you'll waste valuable time. If their breathing isn't working, their heart won't be far behind) Hopefully that will help a fellow panda have a better idea what to do in an emergency. Oh, and call 999 / 112 / 911 or whatever your local emergency number is!

    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t recommend saying “don’t bother trying to find a pulse” just because most people struggle with finding one. The internet is a great way to locate the numerous points on someone where you can attempt to find a pulse, but the most common one to feel for in an emergency situation is the carotid artery (in the neck, for those unaware). If there’s one there, it’s likely to be one of the strongest one you’d find rather than something like the ones located on the lower limbs.

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    #59

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    Tiffany Welsh Stevenson , daviddeweil Report

    pinkpie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pound! You never know when there’s a yellow flag hiding in the beige ones lol

    Rinso the Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of psycho puts on sock, then shoe, then sock, then shoe? Socks should be on before pants!

    Panda On My Balcony
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who DOESN'T put their socks on before their shoes?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only time to go sock-shoe/sock-shoe is when you've been swimming and the changing room floor is wet.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I leave my bra on when I brush my teeth before bed because the edge of the sink is very cold

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of my clothes have my name written in it, I just have to remember.

    Alex Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mayo is disgusting and I hate how it's used on everything and I also put put both socks on first as I do that well before putting on both shoes

    Justme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think about it, Mayo is basically food lube

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    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always put my left sock on first (obviously when I'm putting on socks 😁)

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always do the right socks first and when comes to shoes, I do the same.

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    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not ' light science'. This is 'science has gone out of the room, shut the door and left the building'. It's probably got in its car and gone home.

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    #60

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    Charlie Waite Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world is dictated by Schrödinger’s laws. We all base our comments on the reactions of other people

    King-Mole-Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should look up Schrödinger’s douchebag on Urban Dictionary, best definition on there!

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very not relevant to the point, but schrodinger's cat wasn't actually about how our perception of reality affects it, it's just simplified that way. It's actually a thought experiment criticizing quantum superposition, but that stuff is complicated, so it's simpler to just enjoy the cat in a box experiment. I hold no animosity towards people who aren't interested in the whole thing though because it really isn't that important.

    #61

    Humorous-Light-Science-Memes

    Margarita Suárez Report

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so pretty good at Tetris .....cool

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I hear crazy music while I look at this?

    MrPractical
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *music starts playing in head*

    #62

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    Emmy Frederickson , FredTaming Report

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has and does work at a thrift store... It is common for us to receive ashes of pets and or loved ones. Not an everyday occurrence but it's happened more times than you would think.

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed wayyyy too hard and too long at this.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least mummify it so future generations will have a snack

    Dale Johnson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    science sells body to military to test explosives.

    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact! Most bodies donated to science are used for things like practicing plastic surgery techniques, or ground up to be used in pen*s enlargement procedures.

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not donate your body to science if you care at all what happens to it. they taped an old lady to a chair and blew her up to see what would happen. Human beings are f*****g sick.

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goodwill: [donates my body to my family]

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    #63

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    Jon Keith Report

    Lauren Bridger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mitochondria is the power house of a cell.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is basically everything I remembered from school

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    Linden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caulerpa (a type of seaweed) is even bigger - it is also an organism that is one single cell with multiple nucleii.

    hearditontheX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overachiever - I'm surrounded by siblings like you

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    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a glass paperweight

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unfertilized ostrich egg is the largest single cell

    John George
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks just like a hand! Is the green bead for scale?

    Justme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh I wonder if it bounces

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    #64

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    Andrea Lee Pike Report

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still exacting punishment for Harambe.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans will use anything but the metric system.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that same article a couple days ago and was briefly taken aback by the sun-gorilla as well

    #65

    Humorous-Light-Science-Memes

    S Dharma Teg Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. Yesterday I went to the shops and forgot to cover up my horrible grinning skull with fangs and people were very upset.

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was born.

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear a face every day. The kind that nicely say hi and do a chit-chat and then go home needing 3 days to recharge batteries.

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that I am not two-faced, because I would never chose this one!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arin Hanson is in trouble, at age 6 he was born without a face!

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    #66

    Humorous-Light-Science-Memes

    Bo-James Morey Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tiny compared with my plan to build a collider that circumnavigates Australia.

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that don't give a s**t about science p**s me off to no end. Just because you don't understand the difference between the lhc and hl-lhc doesn't mean you should write it off as useless.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collider circumnavigating earth is ready to operate..."bro c'mon bro just one more this is the last one I promise bro"

    KesTheExquisite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain’t the best Venn diagram I’ve ever seen. But then also not the worst.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it goes through Germania, so it is the wurst.

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    Harriss Warman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every country chip in and create one around the globe. Hitch a magnet to it using the kinetic energy to make transport possible on the surface .... I have more to add. Harrisswarman@gmail.com

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think about it, scientists are the ultimate elitist group getting the most tax dollars for the smallest number of people.

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certain you've never benefited from advancements in medicine and engineering, right?

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    #67

    Humorous-Light-Science-Memes

    So I get the shadow, but I'm trying to wrap my mind around the circular rainbow

    Rob Lahoda Report

    Gandalf the Pink
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is mistaken for a circular rainbow but it's not. Rainbows are much larger. This is what's called glory. It's an optical effect due to sunlight interfering with small droplets, so things like clouds, mist, fog. It appears on the antisolar point, which means the opposite end of a line going through you from the sun. So naturally, it ends up right at your shadow.

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen circular rainbows a couple of times and they are majestic!

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just Jesus letting you know he has you surrounded in his love fellah. OK I"M GOING TO WRITE THAT THIS IS FACETIOUS. last time i made a joke I got banned.

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rainbows are circles that just get cut in half by the ground. (source, BrainPop)

    Elchinero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spectre of Brocken, it is ...

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science panda, please explain

    Jared Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rainbows come from sunlight reflecting off of water vapor, clouds are made of water vapor.

    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All rainbows are actually rain circles, but because the earth is in the way, we see only a part of the circle.

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    #68

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    William Cheney Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add some googly eyes and you have TurCthulu

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pmsl brilliant 😆😆😆

    Lyn Moffett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh please I think I’m gonna throw up

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love sending this out on turkey day. The reply most often is "that's horrifying!" 😂😂

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    #69

    Humorous-Light-Science-Memes

    S Dharma Teg Report

    Andy Cran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when they removed my eye (retinoblastoma) I did ask if I could keep it 😏,I was 13 at the time (almost 40yrs ago) but it had to go off for biopsy....I was an odd kid 😁

    Elizabeth Tayler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think most 13 yr olds would think it's cool to have an eyeball in a jar.

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    Mr. Nurse Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody’s ever asked me if they could keep it. Not sure if I am allowed to let them, now that I think about it. I’ll try to remember next time I do this.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted my fibroids, so I could put a bonnet and nappy on the huge container and show bragging parents the fruit of my womb. Largest was 9lb, it had a lot of friends. They didn't even get me a photo as they were too busy stopping me from bleeding to death. Had to look them up on line to see what they might have resembled.

    Oleander
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kept my kidney stone, so I'd probably keep the bug. I wonder if they could get it out alive?

    Sue User
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most polarizing question i know: would you eat a non toasted Pop-tart ?

    Crybabyartist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends,.. does the microphone still work?

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you keep it??!?!

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unless it's rare. Then I'd get my microscope out. Remember that Hooke kept fleas.

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    #70

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    Elisabeth Neda Scott Report

    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah mens are so affraid of women we never heard about men hitting, raping or killing a woman like ever !

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we're just specifically afraid of that woman.

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    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh my cats are not at all scared of my dog. And if your dog is scared of you, you’re probably a less than decent owner. And if you’re scared of your partner, it’s probably a toxic relationship. Yep I know this is just a meme, but I’m just bored today.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favorite genres of photos is of the cat on the dog's bed, and the dog being too afraid to do anything about it.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a woman (totally not a spider, honest!) and I'm not scary. Nor am I afraid of roaches.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna need some proof that you're not a spider😁

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone remember how Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock went? It sounds interesting to me.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs are scared of my cat, though, so… 🤣

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs aren't afraid of men! Dog is man's best friend!

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately many dogs and cats are terrified of their owners. Dogs are man's best friend, but some humans are not dog's best friend. Quite the contrary.

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