We know you love history, pandas, and memes—so do we! That’s why we regularly scour the internet for the most brilliant history memes to brighten your day and maybe even teach you something new. Over the years, we’ve shared so many that we thought it was time to create a hall of fame. This post is a throwback to celebrate the best of the best! Scroll through, enjoy the laughs, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites to crown the ultimate champions!
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Major W
I gues because "helping colonisation" doesn't sound so good. Wonderful selfless act of an individual, pretty awful when looking at the bigger picture
Load More Replies...On the surface, yes. In reality, that land was stolen from the First Americans.
Load More Replies...This censoring is getting to be just stupid. Why censor the name of a Canadian town?
Weirdly it's Saskatchewan which isn't censored further down in the post.. images-678...ab36e6.jpg
History Ain’t Pretty
Those that don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Those that do study history are doomed to watch everyone else repeat it.
And some study history to learn how to repeat it. The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 has many ideas taken from how Hitler shut down democracy in Germany.
Load More Replies...Those that try to prevent history lessons very much see nothing wrong with the atrocities we are to learn from it and most certainly wouldn't mind if it repeated itself.
Banning / restricting books. Sounds quite familiar. 1933 Germany. George Orwell...
when I study history, I feel happy, but only because I was really into magic tree house and I survived books as a kid
Because conservatives like to say that the U.S. has never been and currently isn’t a racist, sexist country.
Load More Replies...History repeats itself because people refuse to read the minutes from the previous meeting.
Studying history makes me happy because it is interesting . It doesn’t make me proud or furious nor give me feelings of guilt because I didn’t participate in those things. It’s called objectivity.
I loved history but remembering exact dates spoiled it form me.
Load More Replies...what i personally feel is relief that the past is gone, with some vague apprehension that it may come back at some point, and hope that it won't happen in my lifetime
I decline to be furious about what ignorant people did hundreds of years ago. I try to focus my efforts on living responsibly here and now.
When Your Joke Backfires And You Accidentally Advance Women’s Rights
Can you imagine feeling both so insecure and superior, that you feel the need to purposely try and humiliate half the world's population? And failing, at that?
Read up on this. It seems the women in town, who were allowed to vote back then, (one of the few places) conspired to help by learning that the male turnout was usually low, So the women held off voting until late in the day, when it was virtually impossible to rally the men to vote to offset the crowd of women voters before the polls closed.
That's kind of disappointing, I was so hoping men were voting her in because #not all men are arseholes, but turns out....
Load More Replies...At the current rate of going backwards, women will lose all rights. Every bit of progress is gradually being undone.
Load More Replies...Susanna Madora Salter (née Kinsey; March 2, 1860 – March 17, 1961) was an American politician and activist. She served as mayor of Argonia, Kansas, becoming the first woman elected to serve as mayor in the United States and one of the first women to serve in any political office in the United States. Wikipedia. Much more there,
Her father was also the town mayor. Her family was a local political dynasty.
There’s probably no more entertaining way to learn history than through memes and engaging online content. Let’s be honest—it’s far more captivating than textbooks. To explore why history feels exciting everywhere but the classroom, Bored Panda reached out to Angel Lawson, a history postgraduate student at the University of Birmingham and content creator on Instagram and TikTok.
“I find that history curriculums, especially in the UK, aren’t designed to make you love learning, and that definitely translates into how history is taught in UK schools,” Angel told us. “The majority of history curriculums focus on the last three hundred years and are so broad that you never get to explore the ‘nitty-gritty’ facts that might interest a wider range of people.”
I See What U Did There
"You son of a b!tch! You moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, didn't you? You son of a b!tch, you left the bodies and you only moved the headstones! You only moved the headstones!"
And we will get everything coming to us. I hate this f*****g country I was born in.
It All Makes Sense Now
I’m the opposite and make a dark joke about it too, I stay skinny during stress cos you never know when I’m gonna need to hide in a small cavity in a wall like it’s 1945 again. (My grandfather was almost gassed and came back funny in the head but had a sick sense of humor about it that I somehow inherited from him).
As some genetically designed to live in a peat hut where it rains 200 days a year, I understand this post deeply.
Mary queen of Scots inherited the throne 6 days after she was born. She later abdicated to pass the throne to her 1 year old son. Invading English probably were not the biggest problem in scotland.
I have the same problem. My body is convinced there is a famine coming soon and it must desperately hang on to fat, and urge me to eat more.
Impressive
Don’t tell a girl she can’t do it because that just makes her prove you wrong
You couldn't do it. Now get out there and swim, girl!
Load More Replies...There is a distinct advantage for females in long distance swimming. Our body fat to muscle ratio is higher, that reduces the effort in staying afloat, just saying.
There are a few adantages for women: https://blog.myswimpro.com/2024/11/12/why-women-can-swim-faster-than-men/
Load More Replies..."Gert, you're our girl for cert!" - newspaper headline the day she broke the record.
There is a movie about this. Daisy does a better Gertrude than a Rey. It takes some liberties with the truth, but what movie does not? This makes a good jumping off point to research the whole story. You will wonder why it was never told in your US history class (Trudy was from Manhattan) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5177114/
If you ever get into a sporting…or drinking…competition with a woman, accept…with good grace, and a friendly laugh…that you WILL lose.
Angel explained that the pressure to achieve good grades is also a factor. “The goal of needing to get a grade in GCSE and A-Level by learning broad facts is why many people don’t find history interesting. Regurgitating the same topics over and over again—like Weimar Germany or the Industrial Revolution—isn’t something most people particularly enjoy.”
Washington Washingdogs
A British general brought his pet lap dog across the Atlantic to a war? Really? Did they think it would be over so easily?
But Jesus Spoke English.... It Is Right There In The Bible
Seriously, they're crazy... had a neighbor once tell me with absolute righteous indignation that everything came straight from the original bible, in the original English... when I pointed out that the bible wasn't originally in english, she told me that it absolutely was because they had the original bible - in the original English... at Oral Roberts University
I remember getting a whole bunch of Hail Marys because I insisted Christ wasn't white ( Hail Mars are things you ave to say as a punishment if you're Catholic).
Load More Replies...I came across a Christian guy who was badmouthing Jews in general while spouting his Christian beliefs. I mentioned to him that Jesus was a Jew, and he said emphatically, "Not my Jesus!"
For some people (the bad religious people) starts with C and ends in Ontrol.
Load More Replies...There have been several documentaries on 'the real face of Jesus," and they all show him brown-skinned, brown-eyed. I wish I could find the link again.
If you get into the details, they always clarify that their images are basically what they think the average man of his time period and ethnicity would look like, but they're certainly closer than the blond versions.
Load More Replies...I had a friend who was LDS. I loved her. She was an amazing friend… but. She used to cross stitch and one time when she was staying with me, she hadn’t brought anything to stitch so we went to Joanne’s and got her a kit. She was very excited to get one of “our Lord” but was very upset when she was sorting the threads that the thread for his eyes was brown. “Our Lord had blue eyes” she said. I pointed out that as a person from Nazareth that wasn’t likely. That comment not go down well.
Also Jesus, if he was real at all, would have been pretty brown.
I'm no Christian, but I do hate how Jesus is usually portrayed as a white guy with a beard. He was middle eastern, and nobody mentions at any point in the bible that he has a beard.
Load More Replies...This may have something to do with muslims constantly voting death to "unbelievers"
Clearly you don't realize white people are the center of the universe 🙄
And, Jesus was practicing Judaism.. Catholics ruined everything with all their made up rules..
Where’s The Love?
Probably part of the reason they rebelled and left the Empire a few years after the war.
brazil also declared war on germany. sent 50,000 troops to be trained and equipped by the united states. when they were ready, brazilain soldiers were sent to fight in the italian front. in early april 1945, the crack 141st german mountaineering divison (14,00 men) was trying to reach the border in northern italy for home. the brazilian contingent cut them off at collechio and fought them to a standstill for three days. the german commander had no choice but to surrender to the brazilian soldiers!
My Grandfather was one of those Brazilian soldiers. India had 2,5 million soldiers, and the United Kingdom had another 3 million. The USA had 16,4 million soldiers fight in the war. But the Soviets had the most soldiers in the fight. At one point, 1 in every 3 soldiers fighting in the war was a Soviet. They contributed mover 34 millions to the fighting force. They also had the highest casualty numbers, with around 27 million killed, 19 million of which were civilians. I am proud of Brazil's contribution, but we played a very small part in a very big war.
Load More Replies...Pswah , India doesn't really exist , it's just a county in Britain. Same as Cornwall. /s
When one thanked the Crown, one thanked India as well, given that Indians were subjects of the Crown back then. I learnt that from watching The Crown a couple years ago, not from attending elementary or high school back in the 1960s and '70s (at least I do not recall learning that in school).
Somehow I don't think South Asians would agree with you on this.
Load More Replies...Let me preface this by saying that history is wrong here, India did a great service and should be recognized for it. The reason they aren't is because they were part of England at the time. Therefore, all of their efforts are attributed to England. If the US split in half today and half of it changed its name and the other half didn't, history books would still say that the US contributed and this new country would be left out. Again, not the right way to do things, but I can understand how it all worked out. What we need to do today is to alter the history books.
Not sure this belongs in a history-jokes-memes-best-all-time thread.
However, Angel believes this can change. “It would be nice to see a broader learning scope, from the establishment of the Anglo-Saxons in England to more modern events, like the early 2000s. When you compare that to sixty-second viral videos online sharing shocking historical facts the general public often doesn’t know, it’s easy to see why history gains traction on social media.”
That Giant Thermonuclear Reactor In The Sky Makes Life Possible But Hear Me Out About That Jesus Guy
I'd rather pray to Joe pesci. He looks like a guy that can get s**t done.
Load More Replies...If you don't convert to OUR religion, we will conquer you and steal all your wealth - well we are going to do that anyways, but, it just sounds better if we say we are bringing you OUR religion!
Dave Allen sketch sums this up too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS3BZs5fx3Q
Upvote for Dave Allen, he was brilliant at making skits/sketches of things that people could relate to.
Load More Replies...It disgusts me when I see Mexican people going to a Roman Catholic church. The same with Korean and Vietnamese. Do they have any idea what was done to them to force their conversion?
Many South American Catholics carry their saints in parades EXACTLY the same way they carried their ancient god king's. And the Irish cross is just a pagan circle cross with a tail on it. Lots of people keep some of their pagan roots.
Load More Replies...The sun doesn't tell us to love our neighbors. It gives us skin cancer.
Joe Bless
TIL I learned the phrase "the roaring what the f**cks", and I'm gonna steal it.
Any time I see someone driving and their pupper has a head out the window, I think, "Dog is my copilot."
Load More Replies...God comes down and we learn very quickly that She is Black and very mad.
Elvis' Chance Of Getting Polio Has Left The Building; Thank You And Good Night!
I can hear the woo Karen’s and bleach enema Ken’s already in the distance
Now certain celebrities are spreading the "vaccines cause autism" lie
Good thing... considering you don't suffer from polio.
Load More Replies...Your conspiracy theory makes no sense. Why would the "gLoBaLiStS" want to reduce the population? This would cause their own power to diminish and eventually disappear. You haven't thought this through, have you? Also, there is literally no proof that mRNA vaccines are dangerous in any way.
Load More Replies...“You’re never going to learn in school why the London Tube system had to avoid plague pits or hear the personal stories of people from the past who had difficult childhoods, ” Angel went on. “This humanization of people who lived hundreds of years ago is exactly why so many are drawn to the niche parts of history.”
Those Cows Are Beautiful
Also there's a difference between the Cotswolds and like.. Sunderland
When they are talking about 'England'. they are talking about the country. The English are the inhabitants. If I wanted to hate Americans (or the Spanish) I wouldn't say I hate America.
Yes, if your history books only go back about 500 years or so...
Load More Replies...Game Changer
actor james "scotty from star trek" doohan stormed juneau beach with the canadien army on 06 jun 1944. after taking out 2 german snipers that day, that night he was accidentally shot 6 times in a friendly fire incident. 4 in the leg, one in the hand, (blew off his finger) and one in the chest that was stopped by a metal flask in his pocket that was given to him by his brother.
If you were to look up "Bada$$" in the dictionary, his photo would be among those illustrated.
Load More Replies...Yet another example showing the life or death difference between having money and having no money.
Thoughts?
I'm guessing you're referring to antiquities in the British Museum. Playing devil's advocate here: considering the property owned by the first nations in the US these days, and the size of the country compared to the UK I think the US overtook the UK several decades ago.
Load More Replies...History Meme
I remember reading about this. What happened was he was having acute dementia that required specialized round the clock care with employing Nurses. The Nursing wasn't covered. He was on Medicare and Medicare requires you to use your own assets for the cost of that as it isn't covered. Once you deplete your assets, Medicare kicks in. And his Nobel Prize medal was considered an asset, which means he had to sell it when his retirement savings were depleted. I recall that some dude bought it and returned it to his wife. Lederman was completely senile by that time.
Murica. No reproduction rights, more guns, ammo, no free healthcare. Oy
I'll be dead before the US has universal health care. But it will happen one day. I am sure of that.
The Orange Goon and his MAGA Morons are going to make US Healthcare SOOOOO much worse (as if, can it GET any worse???). Dumpster: hold my beer.
History Meme
My nana, rest her, developed dementia in her later years and would insist on turning all lights off after dark, she had reverted to the war years and the bombs in her mind.
That's so sad. I hope you were able to help her feel safe during those times. Dementia is just cruel.
Load More Replies...Except, PLENTY of people in 1939 London opposed the blackout, to the point of routinely coming to punches with enforcers from the Air Raid Precautions Service. People protested in the streets and claimed that the blackout was making more damage than the actual war! Londoners also protested the Air Raid drills, and refused to practice reaching shelters. This was especially true in 1939 and before 7 Sept. 1940, when Londoners felt safe from the bombings: when the Luftwaffe diverted focus from air warfare to indiscriminate bombing, and London was hit hard, most of the opposition disappeared overnight.
They only opposed the blackout before the bombers showed up very night. After that, not so much.
Load More Replies...They would have been charged and sent to prison, or shot for collaboration with the enemy and/or treason. A war and an dictatorship are two situations when it's not wise to argue with the government.
No, not really. The Blackout was enforced by the ARP, that was initially a volunteer corp and quickly gained a stiff opposition because the measures were a nuisance, and the bombs had not reached London yet. ARP volunteers were often mocked for being in civil service instead of in the Army, for using makeshift posts such as churches and pubs as base of operation, and the fact that Boy Scouts and other Youth organizations volunteered en masse brought a kind of stigma to the role early on. They only regained recognition later on during the Blitz when their role became more effective and the results more visible to the general public. The enforcement was more on a "social pressure" basis, and took firm action only against thieves, looters and people who profiteered from the bombings
Load More Replies...Ah, but if you refused to blackout your lights, you were arrested - no exceptions. They were fined, reprimanded and named in newspapers.
The One War I Don't Think Sabaton Ever Has Or Ever Will Write A Song About
Pity they didn't have someone like Jimmy Carter around to negotiate a peace treaty instead of allowing the war to escalate
But then the Emus would have waited until he’d left office to release any hostages.
Load More Replies...The emus won. Unfortunately they’ve been turned into just another agricultural product though.
*emails Sabaton*. Also, as a flightless bird, I'm stealing this
Relatable
Apparently this isn't actually accurate, but I still think it's hilarious.
AND HERE COMES JOHN ADAMS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Load More Replies...Alexander Hamilton worked as a slave dealer (but not a slave holder) at several times in his career. Thomas Jefferson was a slave owner with a plantation. There are no heroes in this story.
I Love A Nice Vase
If you do your homework, which I know folk don’t want to do, a huge amount of artefacts that are held by the British Museum were either sent there or willingly given to the British because they were at risk from various people who were hell bent on destroying them due to religious pressure. So yeah, there’s a lot of guilt (and rightfully so) but there’s a lot there that would’ve been destroyed without the British Museum.
Considering what happened in the the Middle East and other places recently, at least the items were safe from dynamite loving terrorists and looters.
What's something that feels Britishy, but isn't? The inside of a British museum.
Collectors who brought them from treasure hunters with fake papers..
Load More Replies...Historians Be Like:
Heartbreaking that if they were found out, they would have been thrown in jail and possibly not survive. Love the photo.
Careful, FB will tell you these two were mentally ill. I hope they were happy and had lots and lots of sex!
Barrel Man Had The Right Ideas
That's why the Greeks murdered him. Diogenes predicted he would be eaten by dogs, so the Greeks intended to make that impossible. But then the weather went bad, the murderers went inside, and dogs came along and ate Diogenes. [..........] Diogenes was nicknamed "the dog", the Greek word kynikos. Or as we say in English, cynic. Diogenes taught cynicism, the questioning of everything, and not simply obeying authority.
Diogenes lived on the street, in a barrel, like a dog, because he noticed that dogs were happy and wanted to be like them. When Alexander first greeted him, his response was " Stand out of my light', meaning "get out of my way".
Load More Replies...Bet he didn't get invited often as a dinner guest. Diogenes used to attend Platos lectures and heckling him, disrupting class.
I’ll Drink To That
He also went gold digging in Klondike, worked as a cowboy, was hit by a lightning, was accused of cowardice for being among the few surviving officers for the Titanic, brought significant information to the inquiry, survived the wrecking of another ship (the Oceanic), while commanding a destroyer engaged in a firefight with a Zeppelin, survived sinking of his second command (a mid-sized destroyer), rammed a submarine, committed war crimes shooting survivors of the sinking, run unsanctioned scouting missions of enemy ports, brought spies to Germany, participated in the Dunkirk evacuation, and died as a consequence of the Great Smog of London. If there is anyone deserving a "six seasons and a movie" TV show, it's this guy
It Really Do Be Like That
And given that they even had a firing squad lined up for him too, you can understand his feeling
Canadian literature: I will die in the cold trying to save someone else's life.
Or: I will die in a waiting room of an emergency department. But at least it is free.
Load More Replies...Made me spit out my tea. That's what I get for being an English major. Lol
Radical islamists: i will die to rid the world of Christians. Jews, and unbelievers. Praise allah!
Simps
Arab historians: Cleopatra had one of the greatest libraries and was one of the smartest people of her time and one of the most intelligent women ever. It's only Western history who focused on the beauty. Makes you think.
Not Western history, just western storytellers. I blame Shakespeare.
Load More Replies...Look, most historians have never seen boobs, so when there's a woman about, they go a bit weird.
And most non historian usually peddle the craziest stereotypes...
Load More Replies...In fact contemporary portraits indicate she was not supermodel hot but looked like a regular ole woman. The horror.
She was smart, powerful, and rich. Sounds sexy to me ;)
Load More Replies...Most of the Egyptian royalty intermarried like that. Hard to say you're a God when you marry humans..
Load More Replies...Hypatia (she was the librarian of Alexandria) is portrayed as a villian, not a protector and disseminator of knowledge. Aspasia, the woman who taught philosophy to Socrates, was written out of nearly all history. Lady Murasaki invented the novel, wrote the first one a thousand years ago. Mary Shelley wrote the first science fiction novel 75 years before HG Wells, but he is credited as "first". Etc. ad nauseum.
queen zenobia, a couple of hundred of years later revolted from rome and briefly wrested the eastern half of the empire away for 5 years.
a hot, smart woman with a mind for strategy and economics IS sexy <3
Actual history: At the start of her rule, Egypt was the dominant power in the eastern Mediterranean. At the end of her rule, it was a conquered Roman province. Good work, Cleo.
Context is your friend. You leave out so many details it makes what you stated almost farcical.
Load More Replies...History Of Religion Can Often Be Frustrating
Except that weird one who wanted to be especially "kind" to 9 year old girls.
Hey, what happened with "unalive"? I'm devastated
Load More Replies...Read A Fricking Book For Once!
They also dressed and acted like women - literally. Women were not allowed to be stage actresses for a long time. Kinda makes you rethink all of those productions of “Romeo & Juliet”
Nasty comments about face scarves. Two examples: nuns andalso go back 150 years in UK and all the women are wearing face scarves.
Yeah sure but when you look at historical context and facts it's harder to be blindly racist and that's an unfair advantage for your argument /s
Load More Replies...I only have one thing to say to those two: "MACBETH!" Pretty certain that's Baldrick from Blackadder S3 behind them.
aaaaaagh! hot potato cross the shores pluck to make amends!!
Load More Replies...And yet most men at that time didn't look like this at all. Just the rich posh ones.
Impressive
Sacrifice Sacrifice
The streets in my area do that as well - right? that is why we have so many potholes? No? Oh, my bad.
Typical
I was put off getting mine and paleo anth. Buuuut dating a mining guy lately, I’m gonna do my geology and anthropology to go work there with him. So anyone putting off their anthropology, archaeology, geology or paleo anthropology- think about coming to Aus and do the mines, there’s a lot of them needed and they don’t talk about it much outside the industry 😂 I wish I knew 20yrs ago. But it’s not too late
Is this being enabled by federally insured student loans? Can he possibly find work as an Uber driver after graduation?
The 70s Were A Weird Time
And with Carter of all people 🤦♂️ I mean, if it would've been Clinton...
Jimmy also paid visits to Assad of Syria in 1987 and Kim Il Sung in 1994, as a private citizen. He worked out a deal with Kim, and Clinton was grudgingly forced to accept it.
What a photo. Was he really that short, or were all the soldiers also basketball players?
Adams Is Critically Underrated
He'd probably have a heart attack and die again
Load More Replies...The worst part is that outside of Jefferson most founding fathers never really liked Adams very much at all. Even Jefferson and Adams had an epic falling out that was only made right in their elder years.
Supported, signed, and enforced the Sedition Act, making it a criminal offense to criticize the president.
Right, not to be confused with his cousin and fellow founding father Samuel Adams.
Load More Replies...Wrote the Massachusetts State Constitution - still in effect - which the US Constitution was based on.
The Declaration of Independence of the United States of America was *signed* on the 2nd of July. It was announced elsewhere on the 4th when nobody else could be persuaded to sign it.
History Repeats Itself
You forget Afghanistan and the sh*t show that Vietnam was for a while after we left.
Load More Replies...When the yanks "export democracy", they invade countries and remove it.
To be fair, cersei and her minions WERE trying to exterminate all other nations.
Habsburg Moment
The Spanish branch of the Habsburg family died out due to, shall we say, close family relationships. There were loads of marriages between cousins and three uncle niece marriages. The last Spanish Hapsburgs were Charles and Margaret Theresa. Charles was known as "the hexed" and suffered from many different diseases. He confused everyone for continuing to live despite all the diseases and deformities he suffered from. Charles had the worst example of the famous Habsburg Jaw ever; he couldn't chew his food, close his mouth or speak without drooling. He eventually died in his thirties leaving no direct heir. His sister was married to her uncle/cousin, cuz apparently no-one had learned that this was a bad idea. She called her husband "Uncle" throughout their marriage at his request. Yes, he found a way to make a weird situation weirder. Eventually, Margaret Theresa died in childbirth.
I remember learning about Charles in school... felt sorry for him, must have been a horrible existence. I only remember learning about his deformities, though obviously it was broader than that! No idea what else he did in the world!
Load More Replies...Some lines on my tree go back for 50+ generations. By 20 generations, you have 638976 direct ancestors, by 35 generations, 20,937,965,568 direct ancestors. You'll never identify them all!
Agreed. When I hear people saying they're 14.2% Irish, I just decide to go talk to someone else.
Load More Replies...My paternal grandparents had the same family name, but they were not related, they came from different regions, so they reserched their family trees and found one common ancestor in the 18th century!
In India at some holy places we have written and recorded history of many generations. When we go to Haridwar to submit the ashes of our dead ones to the holy river Ganga, we are assigned a "Panda" that caters specifically to our region. He will record details about you and your family. And from his records you can know about your family tree. And, mind you, their records are so accurate that the judicial courts also admit them as valid evidence. Marvellous job !! Further reading "Hindu genealogy registers at Haridwar" : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindu_genealogy_registers_at_Haridwar. And also : "India, Hindu Pilgrimage Records - FamilySearch Historical Records" : https://www.familysearch.org/en/wiki/India,_Hindu_Pilgrimage_Records_-_FamilySearch_Historical_Records
I have some cool stuff going back centuries, but I realize that in terms of a family "tree", if has the diameter of a blade of grass
No Shame
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England.
Load More Replies...Learning another language opens the door to understanding other cultures. How things are expressed is a hint how a different culture interacts.
And learning other languages is a good point of comparison to make you better understand how your own language works.
Load More Replies...Pretty rude to all the kind, educated American pandas on here.
Load More Replies...Did I read somewhere that Americans speak very much as English was spoken in this land of ours before the Pilgrim Fathers left our shores?
It's complicated, as most things are, but apparently American accents are more similar to 18th century England than modern day British English. How Americans preserved British English https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english
Load More Replies...The USA is huge. Many people never leave their city, town or state. It is difficult to experience other cultures, languages, etc. if you never go abroad.
Dirty Dog
And that Hera was Hercules' loving mother. Or that she was his mother in the first place.
Or that he was a God in the first place. or that he wasn't an a******. Or that he didn't have a cousin who was also an a******. Or that he didn't kill his family members. Or that Hercules was his given name.
Load More Replies...Remember that time he turned into a swan...? Not his first time visiting girls/women as an animal, and it makes you think that it may be why peeps call men animals when doing 'awful things' against females. = Zeus is to blame. 😉
He literally gave someone a golden shower and got her pregnant. I believe that was Perseus but it’s hard to keep track.
Load More Replies...Well considering the Greek gods were also "unrealistic" since all gods are imaginary...
This Is Why I Failed Chemistry
Me neither. It was expected that we would learn to understand the differents elements etc, but not remember something that was always going to be easy to look up.
Load More Replies...To be fair, american public school administrators recognize this is irrelevant. The average high school grad has a 5th grade reading level and can't do long division.
Inventing the periodic table made it easier to discover new elements by estimating their properties and where they could be found.
I can still recite the first 20 elements of the periodic table and I haven’t had a science class in 40 years
They Here Cause You Dragged Them Her
Curiously white racists never seem to have a plan to return to Europe.
Millions of 21st century slaves are in bondage in the middle east and Africa.
Thankfully, I'm third generation American. My great grandparents emigrated from Northern Ireland, Lithuania and Canada.
There are many countries in the world that still use slaves. Why are you libs always ragging on the USA???
Because slavery is still ok in the constitution if you're imprisoned, specifically. And then white people wrote laws that imprisoned black people, specifically. Like the difference in punishment between powder and cr@ck coc@ine.
Load More Replies...I have literally never heard a white American tell a black American to go back to Africa. That particular racism is reserved for brown people.
You've never turned on Fox News? Not that I recommend it...
Load More Replies...This Happened To My Grandfather When He Was Teaching Second Grade. The Kids Were So Traumatized By What They Saw A Lot Of Parents Had To Come Pick Them Up From School
Picking my daughter up to take her for her senior pictures on Tuesday, September 11, 2001... She couldn't bear to re-shoot them then and cannot bear to look at them now.
I remember that day. I was in 1st grade. It went down pretty much exactly like that.
Imagine watching the coverage of Sept 11th in 9th grade after the first tower was hit...yeah, that one stuck with me
I was a teacher, my husband was a teacher, the 11th was not near as bad as the days after because the students had so many questions and it hurt to try and answer them. We had so many parents who thought it was our job to explain everything, or who didn't want to try so left it to us. So much loss, so heartbreaking.
Load More Replies..."And that, kids, is why you ALWAYS follow safety procedures and listen to the engineers and not the marketing department."
For me it was the teacher wheeled in the TV, turned it on... and we all watched 9-11 happening. (I'm actually not sure if he was told to do that or what).
I was in first grade when that happened and I remember exactly what it looked like and exactly how I felt. I never really got over that
I was there, (what feels like) 3000 years ago. Because there was a teacher being sent up, they were HUGE on promoting the mission to schools. Think I was in 5th grade maybe? Everyone watching it on the tv's. Just shock, and then the frantic teachers trying to distract several dozen seriously messed up little kids.
Don't remember where I was. All I remember is the TV screen. The station I was watching had the lift off full screen, and a little pop-up square in the corner showing Christa MacAuliffe' parents. What I remember most is their faces going from proud and happy, to confused to just...anguish
So Much Spice!
Yes, and the fact that getting a splinter or a sniffle is no longer a death sentence.
Probably more blown away by the plastic containers the spices are stored in.
History Meme
Off topic: rabbits are stone cold cruel killers, so I understand that kids' reaction.
How About Another 4 Years Of Delays?
Actually everywhere the Romans have been. Here when they are building something, they either find something Roman or an old WWII bomb. People usually hope for the bomb bc that can be defused in a day.
I remember a story about a US couple at a German train station. There was an announcement that there'd be some delays because an unexploded bomb was found. The shocked couple asked, if anyone knew who had placed it. The dry (and correct) answer was "Yes, the Royal Air Force". (We have about 5500 defusings of WW2 duds per year)
Load More Replies...Same in parts of the UK/other parts of Europe, lol.
This explains also the number of metro lines (the last one took 25 years to be completed if I am not mistaken)
Plot Armour Is Really Thick Here
This story has been debunked. He was never abandoned and then adopted into a pharaoh's family.
Plus there's 0 historic evidence of large numbers of Hebrew slaves either in, or fleeing Egypt, and the Egyptians documented everything.
Load More Replies...History Meme
I’ve never heard anyone say Africa has no history. That’s ridiculous, it’s said to be the cradle of mankind.
The bottom left picture is actually Cliff Palace from Mesa Verde in Colorado.
White Europeans thought Native Americans were all skins and sticks too. They thought the Mound Builders must have been made by an earlier white culture.🤦
Load More Replies...It's always difficult to make history when you don't have written text.
Quite so, even more so if all your neighbours don't have either. Some people had (Egypt of course being the most famous example here), some people hadn't, some people tried sooner or later. Bamum (in Cameroon) worked on developing a script for their language at the turn of the 20th century.
Load More Replies...Being Eurocantrically impaired myself I can't identify most of the pictures - but the pyramids in Sudan (#2) were definitely made by African people (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramids_of_Mero%C3%AB).
Load More Replies...They had a 60,900 year head start on Europe. What happened? Lack of written language or human rights?
Umm, which "whites" exactly? That's Africa we're talking about, not New Jersey. Besides, the architectural style doesn't look European at all.
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This would be awesome if it was true, it's more rumour than fact. Once again, I'd love for this to be true though!
That's BS. Beethoven wrote it for a woman, that's for sure. Who, we don't know. There are a bunch of possible candidates, with no less than two of them being accomplished singers and musicians, the other being Therese Malfatti that took lessons from Beethoven but was an expert piano player to whom the melody would have posed no challenge. Also, the version in question lacks the hard part. The melody starts easy because that's the part that stayed true to the original writing. The second part was rewritten multiple times, Beethoven was not happy about it and used his experience and evolution in taste to revise it multiple times. By the last writing, he was also totally deaf and in that period he put a lot of technicalities in the score to ensure his intentions were clear to the players. It was also a common type of construction in the Rondò to have alternating simple and difficult parts over a same musical theme.
we know exactly who it was for-it was fur Elise!
Load More Replies...Although it's true if you're reading the music and playing it. After the famous part everyone knows it gets fast and difficult. :)
Beethoven was a very unlucky man when it came to affairs of the heart. He apparently had a bad habit of falling for women who were unavailable and so never married.
not only unavailable. he had a tendency to fall in love with women who didn't even like him
Load More Replies...Had Me At 360 No Scope
1945? Spetsnaz still train like this. I used to date one.
A Surprise To Be Sure But A Welcome One!
Italians study Latin in high school, so yeah, some can understand at least some words and simple phrases.
Also Italian is based on Latin so even if they don't perfectly understand you they can probably get the gist of what you're saying
Load More Replies...Romanian is the most Latin-like language still in use. My rusty Romanian came to the rescue in Sicily years ago when I needed medicine for my infant son - the necessary words were similar enough for the pharmacist to know what I needed. (My Romanian has withered further since then, barely having used more than a few words in the last 30 years!)
I had to check online because I was curious, according to Wikipedia 'Many languages are spoken within the state, as its inhabitants come from many countries. Italian is the lingua franca of the Vatican and replaced Latin as the official language of the Synod of Bishops in 2014.[2] The Holy See, the entity with authority over the state (yet legally distinct), uses Latin as its official language and Italian as its main working language in administrative and diplomatic affairs.' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_Vatican_City#:~:text=Italian%20is%20the%20lingua%20franca,in%20administrative%20and%20diplomatic%20affairs.
Load More Replies...My son had Latin in our new Lutheran high school. He was the 8th student of a population of 8and the 2nd of 2 seniors. The class did a play of Little Red Riding Hood. He played the grand mother, using one of my old flannel nightgown with his pants pulled up to his knees and his army boots. He has very hairy legs. All the words were in Latin.
When I was learning Latin my teachers were always on my case but the little dudes with horns that kept popping up were encouraging.
I know next to nothing about linguistics, so I'm curious: is Italian closer to Latin than the other Romance languages like Portuguese?
There's a thing called "mutual intelligibility", e.g. how well you can grasp language A if you already speak language B. Mutual intelligibility between Italian and Latin is quite good, but AFAIK the most similar to Latin is Romanian. Spanish and Portuguese fares well, but less that French AFAIK.
Load More Replies...Innovation Is Scary
What on earth is the woman doing? Is she randomly turning into a harlot because the evil electricity spider is seducing her? Because whatever it is she seems pretty happy about it.
I Just Hope The Man She Replaced Ended Up Working As *her* Maid
she was an astronomer, but this story didn't happen. the director's wife recommended that he hire her, so he did. at first, fleming started out with administrative work, but the director himself formally invited her to join the observatory, teaching her how to identify stars and the like. she was one of the founding members of the harvard computers, a group of all-female "human computers" who were hired to perform observatory duties (including discovering and classifying stars).
Until the mid-1880s, women in the UK were banned from attending college. Many didn't even finish public education, only educated at home. Look up Mary King, Irish microscopist and author of five books. Her work with microscopes made the theory of germ disease possible. So much wasted potential.
And many of the women who made discoveries, like Mary Leakey, were overshadowed by men.
Load More Replies...Why can't we jjust ove her for her achievements, instead of hating the guy who got fired?
Fly Pig Fly!
And the pig looks really happy too. It's much braver than I am. If I was put in a basket and flown into the sky, I'd probably sh*t myself from fear.
No one said those things were mutually exclusive...
Load More Replies...Technically, the machine is the one flying. The pig is just hitching a ride. /s
Technically that's a piglet and not a pig.
Load More Replies...It's like the animals that went to space... #nochoice, and a few websites (like https://science.howstuffworksDotcom have the title: 'Why Are There Dozens of Dead Animals Floating in Space?'
Sad But True
Seems lazy on the part of the British... Americans have bought and moved entire castles in exactly this fashion, so I think it's a good thing we didn't come along until later in history. They would legit be tourist attractions in some weird midwest city...
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Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her “I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but I cannot possibly do both.” 1902.
Talk about the apple not falling far from the tree. 🤣 I would've loved to know that woman.
Insane To Think Charles Darwin And Steve Irwin Both Owned The Same Turtoise
I'm sure she has many. Just doesn't know how to communicate them. She could probably teach us a lot.
Load More Replies...Nestlé Biting Their Tongue
Until about 1950, most families could not consistently afford ‘store bought’ clothes and much was made at home.
Load More Replies...Now they would make them disintegrate or burst into flames or something.
Great Depression Farmers Were Based
He does exist. He is supposed to be the giga Chad/The most handsome man in the world. All I see is a frankly enormous chin.
Load More Replies...Grandma
If she’s the first wife, it’s a miracle she survived birthing 16 children before safe cesarean sections were a thing.
Am I seeing two set of triplets and one set of twins? Sorry, that would be two sets of twins.
Sex. Having sex means having kids when there was no reliable means of contraception... kids weren't really a point, more of a side effect that can do chores after a few years of training.
Load More Replies...Not to mention all the times they had s3x in between children being born. I don't believe they did it just to reproduce.
Mad Respec
Who does that leg in the green shorts next to the nun belong to? Not the bald guy with the beard on the other side of the cross, it's a right leg.
The bald dude with beard who never skipped leg day
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Thanks For Clarifying
I don't think that was necessary because the penguin is obviously not playing bagpipes.
Glad for the correction. Wasn't quite sure which one was Kerr. (wink, wink)
It Do Be Like That
Mysterious Copper Object Goes Brr
It's amazing how many of these "mysterious objects" that are often labeled as "ceremonial" or "religious artifacts" turn out to be common household items from the era that women used then (and in some cases still use today). Really highlights how much of archaeology is dominated by men with no domestic skills to speak of...
I put my money on a prank object. There was history before the Romans, so most likely they had archeologists, too, and these came across some strange artefacts from thousands of years ago. So maybe a happy spirited one thought "I will puzzle my future colleagues".
I hope in the future people will dig up a furby and believe it was a statuette of the god we worshipped
Load More Replies...I've seen this one before, it was on Science Channel years ago, and they hadn't figured it out.
It Really Do Be Like That
Чтоб тебе дети в суп срали! (Shtowp ta-bya dyay-tee v soup s-raw-ly. // May children poop in your soup.) Ich hätte gern ein Schnitzel mit Kartoffelbrei.
Load More Replies...He Had To Ask
In 1714, a Norwegian captain and an English captain had a 14-hour long ship-fight. Afterwards, both ships were severely damaged, and the Norwegian captain was running out of ammo. He sent an envoy to the English ship, asking if he could borrow some of their ammo. They said no.
Imagining the Brit’s faces 😂 like why would you ask 😂 or by then was he (the Norway man) taking the p**s knowing that was it and it was the end of battle
Indiana Jones And The Misappropriation Of Cultural Artifacts
My Cat Is Gonna Be An Olympic Athlete
And have no qualms about displaying their bits to one and all.
Not Nice
It's more difficult to build a pyramid when you don't enslave your whole population.
The pyramids weren't built by slaves, that's an old myth that is very debunked by now. They were skilled craftsmen who got paid. Archeologists have found the villages where they lived, the records of their attendance at work, and a lot of other related artifacts.
Load More Replies...Thank You Very Much
You know, this is getting a bit old. Would you rather certain historically priceless, irreplaceable artifacts be in a safe museum where they are looked after and studied, or destroyed in their country of origin by war, terrorism, religious protests, etc?
You've obviously never seen books on museums in other countries, let alone visited. The museum in Cairo is one of the world's best. Meanwhile the yanks incompetently bombed the 1400 year old Monte Cassino abbey in Italy, despite knowing the nazis weren't in it. The nazis explicitly stayed out of the abbey so it wouldn't be attacked. And it was the yanks that intentionally attacked the museum in Baghdad in 2001 (and some yanks looting it), despite not being a military target, Saddam deliberately NOT using it as a shield.
Load More Replies...Same Thing For The Court Dwarfs
No One Attacks Our Buddy And Gets Away With It!!!! It's Go Time Motherf****r!!
Eight hours after Pearl Harbor was attacked, the Canadians (two infantry battalions) in the garrison at Hong Kong were also attacked by the Japanese. So quite literally they were fighting by dawn.
And Prime Minister Mackenzie King called a special meeting of Cabinet on a Sunday evening, to approve the declaration of war. Given the timing, it seems unlikely that they would have heard of the attack on Canadian troops before declaring war in support of their US neighbours (unlike the UK, which did it after the attack on Commonwealth troops).
Load More Replies...The Canadian Anthem was originally just "Oh Canada!" More words were added later to reduce the national shame and embarrassment of having such a chiding, if totally warranted two-word anthem.
It was written in 1880 from the poem of Adolphe-Basile Routhier. The music was composed by Calixa Lavallée. It's the same text today as it was before.
Load More Replies...They were there at Juno Beach on D-Day alongside the British, Americans and the Free French Armies.
Load More Replies...Of course us prez elect, countless us libertarians, and some Canadian right wingers want at least western Canada to become us territory
Aviation History Is Relative…
Getting? I've already been there and getting older
Load More Replies...Olga Of Kiev's Bloody Revenge Would Make A Good Movie
Why put her face on a man's body? Muscular women exist, you know...
Because its a specific man shes over. The meme "chad"
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Vietnam Was A Wild Time
Man I don’t blame anyone for wanting to avoid being sent to kill and die in Vietnam. Just don’t be one of those dudes who says they would have gone but had bone spurs, or that avoiding STD’s was your personal Vietnam. Respect for those who served but I can’t blame the regular people who were lucky enough to avoid it
And orange man's comment about McCain, "i prefer men who don't get caught.' I still get enraged when I think about it.
Load More Replies...A war that should never had happened and that the US should not have ever gotten involved in. It is the fault of the French.
All wars are illegal. Can you murder someone, and then just say you did it for your country, and everyone just says 'Oh, well that's ok then.'
Load More Replies...Ofc It Takes Skilled Labor To Construct Complex Monuments
It’s taken me so long to educate my partner on this, he comes from a bible family who thinks slaves built it etc. I had to show him the online tour for the Cairo museum so he could seee the graffiti and pay checks from these guys 😂 like you can physically see their work documents and what they were paid and all that. Explaining Ramses’ situation also was hard 😂
This is how diamond mines work too, which many people also find hard to believe
Hah Get It
I had no idea it had tectonic folds on it before the carvings 😂 goddamn we are stupid as a species
You Guys Know You Lost Right?
They won this year. Antebellum South was feudalism with slavery. So hold on
Surprise on them. It'll be the south that'll suffer the most with Trump as president since it is the south that benefits the most from government money.
Yes, but POC will suffer more by default, so it's ok. But also, institutional racism isn't a thing, you woke traitor. /s
Load More Replies...So BP censored the friggin comic middle fingers (because won't somebody think of the children), but the SA is "totes fine, my dude" or what?!
The yanks ignorantly treat "the alamo" as something to celebrate, as if it were "heroism". They yanks were there to keep slavery legal which the Mexicans opposed, and the yanks got their butts handed to them on a platter.
I Still Do This
I thought that Starmer and his "parliament" should do this, then I thought, perhaps not, they'd come up with more stupid ideas than they already have.
It is - the best info I could come up with through Google said it was from a Medieval Persian miniature and listed the source as a 1967 Time-Life book called 'Early Islam' by Desmond Stuart.
Load More Replies...The Death Of Stalin
The movie (comedy one) had this scene nailed so well 😂 I was in tears throughout
Best thing to happen to Stalin: death. He was responsible for nearly 33 million people to die.
A couple months before his death, Stalin had a bunch of doctors arrested on trumped-up treason charges
Load More Replies...Scientifically Proven
Noting constellations was important for tracking time (e.g. farming, rainy seasons). Calendars make organizing societies easier.
Window Tax
Read Bill Bryson "At Home: A Short History of Private Life. The window tax was a property tax in the UK based on the number of windows in a house. It was imposed in England in 1696 and in Scotland in 1748. it was repealed in 1851.
