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There’s no shortage of hilariously chaotic content online, and thank goodness for that. From medieval meme pages to parking fail compilations, the internet always finds new ways to keep us entertained. But not everything fits into a neat little box.

That’s where the subreddit Delusions Of Adequacy comes in. It’s a corner of the web dedicated to random, funny posts about anything and everything. With no real theme or boundaries, unpredictability is part of the charm. In fact, the harder you try to explain it, the less it makes sense.

So sit back and enjoy this roundup of their best pics, and let the nonsense speak for itself.

#1

Hmm, I Wonder What The Explanation Could Possibly Be? Xd

Tweet humor about rent, living wage, and spending habits in a hilariously random post with funny confusing logic.

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LollyLaLu
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Simple, in one word...GREED.

cj
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hi I can't pay rent, I don't drink coffee and I'm allergic to avocado now what

Riley Quinn
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention the tax breaks gleefully offered by the government. Reagan's trickle down economics in '81 caused the beginning of the huge gap. Didn't work then, won't work now.

rosadobber arizona
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the guy that asked, why can't the one with $1bn get by on $900 mn and all his employees get a dental plan?

David Paterson
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When there a million employees... an extra dollar for every employee isn't going to stop them from whining. If I sacked half the employees on the other hand ...

HistoryNerd
Community Member
3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wholeheartedly agree, but what popped into my mind was this line from the movie Philadelphia (1993) Joe Miller: Now, explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107818/quotes?item=qt0179769

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    #2

    Adopt Good Habits

    Random funny social media post about Canadian shoppers creating a quirky new habit with US products in stores.

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    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With the new tariffs going into effect, this is the perfect message to send across.

    Fransanchez
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just read the tariff are illegal.....but they're going to let them stay in place for now 🤦🤦

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an American, and I wholeheartedly approve of this protest. May other countries do the same.

    L P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I love to know that not all people in USA like your president. I know a few. There's hope.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still make products? That's good news. So is Canada's response to Le Grande Orange.

    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know this. I will start doing it now.

    S Bow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, being American, if I see something is from Canada (like the button mushrooms I buy) I smile and put it in my shopping cart.

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in Washington, raised in Maryland, lived in Texas, Oregon, and now reside in Kentucky... And I wholeheartedly approve of this!

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American here, and I don't blame you. The sane among us are sorry. 😥

    L P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the rest of the world many of us are happy to know that there're many American like you and others writing here. It's just a pity that there aren't enough people like you.

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    #3

    Never Give Idiots Credit For Your Hard Work Xd

    Social media post celebrating 1 year alcohol-free with funny atheist reply in random funny posts collection.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how God gets all the credit for good things happening while anything bad is down to our 'sinful nature'.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they also blame bad things on "it's god's will so don't question it", the devil, & atheists / other religions

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    Nina
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😅 Bacchus also denies

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    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every God you thank is an insult to the surgeon with 20 years of training and experience who actually saved your aunt myrtle.

    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I "miraculously" overcame an ED. I have no idea how. I was a non-believer. The fact that this happened cemented my non-belief.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Biggest problem I had with AA was the higher power cr@p. Your god did absolutely nothing to stop me from @ddiction, so why would I give the SOB credit once I gained sobriety?

    BK BigFish
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an atheist, but I understand AA is about "higher power," which doesn't literally mean "sentient God." It can be understood to be family and friends, society, the universe, science, faith, etc. It's really about letting go of your ego, stepping outside yourself. Sort of "spiritual, not religious," and evidence suggests that it works.

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    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm irreligious. I don't buy into religions, and I view them with scorn.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We atheists do a lot on our own. Congratulations!

    Flavia Slag
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking themselves wise, they became fools.

    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If God exists, He would be proud of atheists, because it means they're using the free will He gave them.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven't read the Bible, have you? God has some rather unpleasant punishments for non-believers. There's a good reason that Dawkins calls him 'the most unpleasant character in all of fiction'.

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    So, Delusions of Adequacy. We’ve established that we’re not quite sure what the subreddit will ever mean or be about. But that’s the point. The randomness, the unpredictability—it’s all part of the experience.

    What’s clear, though, is that both its members and fans share a pretty solid sense of humor. Weird, unexplainable, maybe even a little chaotic, but definitely there.

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    #4

    Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Unassembled Xd

    Baking ingredients laid out on a table paired with a funny retirement cake joke from hilariously random posts.

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    Intangible Panda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a diagram of how to assemble it?

    bowie0923
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pictograms only. Also comes with a funny little tool you'll never use again but can't seem to throw away

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Directions - combine ingredients, remove from oven before smoke appears.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the agonizing time I had assembling a TV stand with what I can only assume was a twisted mind who illustrated the assembly instructions, I'll never criticize IKEA again.

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to be pretty close friends with the manager to know it’s their birthday 😂! But this is awesome 🤩.

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a recipe on how to assemble it.

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    #5

    The Good Old Days = 90% Taxes For The Rich!

    Social media post highlighting taxation facts about the rich from vintage to current rates in a random funny context.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if we tax the rich then they will all leave! Bye! Good riddance! Do not let the door hit your a**e on the way out!

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The censored word is "árse". Some things need to be shown in full. Although it'd be funnier if the door *did* smack 'em in the árse on the way out, just before I slapped them round the back of the head. 😉

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    PenguinEmp
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Canada the mid income tax is 47%. That anyone making between 40-90k. But that money goes into healthcare, roads, tuitions, police etc.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Imagine how much more those would cost if privatized.

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    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rich decided they didn’t much like having their power curtailed so they got together and bought the government. It wasn’t enough for them to be obscenely wealthy and be able to do whatever they wanted, they also needed to rule over us peons so we’d never be able to check their power.

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should change the money system on a whim and make everyone start from zero. Oh, you have that old PAPER money? Sorry we don't take that. We only accept wood chips now.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until Reagan drove a wedge between the rich and the not rich with his dire trickle down economics that caused an unprecedented wage gap that we still haven't overcome.

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reagan did this. This is the generational calamity that Reagan left us. Let's be clear.

    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a recent analysis of the top-top richest people in the US sets their tax rate at about 24%

    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they hire accountants and financial advisors to find ways to make most of their wealth untaxable.

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    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. MAGAts in particular like to hold up the 1950s as their example of when America was supposedly 'great'. That was a time of strong unions, living wages, and very very high taxes on the obscenely rich, which mostly kept them from being obscenely rich in the first place. Weird, that.

    Verena
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany max tax is 42%, in the Netherlands 49.5%. And both countries offer affordable solid health and social care, free access to quality education and many more for their citizens. It depends on what you do with the money, too.

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    Greg Fraser
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, it is not like they paid 90% of their entire income in taxes! They paid the same as everyone else for the first ~$100,000 (?) and only paid a higher percent tax rate(s) on the income *above* that. The media always make it seem like the tax man is taking almost everything from them. That doesn't even cover that the richest don't make their money from payroll income anyway.

    UKDeek
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Taxing the rich" isn't as easy as it sounds, as a lot of the ultra-wealthy don't actually earn a wage, but gain their money through other means which is difficult to tax. Recently, Jeff Bezos declared in an email that he only earns $80,000 per year from Amazon, but takes stock, which when sold off isn't classed as an earning in the traditional sense. What is needed is an overhaul of the tax system to ensure that corporations pay their fair share of tax, and that the ultra-rich cannot use systems to avoid paying tax...

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously we need a wealth tax and an inheritance tax.

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Republican President Eisenhower had the highest rate at 90%.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that’s why Rethuglicans prefer Ronnie “Raygun” Reagan over Eisenhower. I wish more people realized that he was a monster.

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    #6

    If You're Wondering This Is How Privilege Works, We're So Used To Our Own Privilege We Can't Even Fathom That Not Everyone Else Has The Same Privilege

    Screenshot of a random social media post humorously explaining why some people don't explore the world, highlighting poverty.

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    Seedy Vine
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, I can't even afford to leave the apartment because then I'll have to pay to eat, sit down or use the toilet.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The past 5yrs I’ve been homeless per se, more so I sleep a lot in car between work cos I travel for work etc. can’t WAIT for September, I’m getting a job where I can stay and be long term in one place, so excited for this

    S Bow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck! I hope everything works out great for you. Keep us posted!

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, Kelly, I have a similar confusion. I can't understand how people, with the internet at their fingers, are so bloody stupid when it comes to not understanding socio-economic disparity. Kelly has proven, once again, that money can't buy compassion.

    Miss Tinker
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe some people are just happy and content as they are and don’t feel a desire to travel? We do exist 😉

    Johanne Boucher
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought exactly! I'm a homebody and have no desire to travel even if I can afford it! I enjoy sleeping in my own bed every night! There is nothing wrong with this! 🤷‍♀️

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    azubi
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's illegal immigration if you're not born lucky?

    QuincyForrest
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a trip around the world cost a nickel I couldn't afford to walk to the end of the block.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passport fees are also disproportionately high.

    We ride at dawn biatches
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only place I can go to and not have to spend money, is the library

    AP
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it'll cost $300 just to go outside!

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    And that raises a fun question: have you ever stopped to think about what your sense of humor actually is?

    You might brush it off as not that important, but it can say a lot about your personality, your outlook on life, and even the kind of content you naturally gravitate toward.

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    #7

    Look How Happy He Is!

    Raccoon creating finger paintings on small easels, showcasing random and humorous colorful art pieces.

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    Barbara Wilcock
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really needed to this ❤️

    justagirl
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I did that! Mom! I did that! Look!"

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I like it Picasso!" Springs to mind!😄

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is their insta profile if anyone is interested— there’s 3 of them 😉 and they sell for up to $150 a painting 😦. https://www.instagram.com/titotheraccoon?igsh=dzhkM3VrcTFwemdk. Sadly Tito, pictured in these photos, has passed away. 😢

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd hang that on my fridge. 😊

    somed ay
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a painting done by a lemur.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a customer who gave her cats paper and non-toxic paints, then hung them up on her frig.

    For All Pedernity
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did she do with the paper and paint after she hung the cats up?

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    Itsmeagain
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovely. She looks so pleased with herself :)

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    #8

    Good Times Were Had By All!

    Screenshot of a random funny social media post about marrying a best friend, featuring hilarious and confusing humor.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putting a new spin on polygyny.

    Pam Wilson-Walter
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might be some benefit for his wife . . .

    sbj
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You and dave were right

    Hugo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me was drunk as usual.

    Skip Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me talk pretty one day. ("...me & Dave...")

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    #9

    If We Have To Opt-Out Of An Apps Notifications, Our Policy Is The App Must Die!

    Screenshot of a hilariously random post complaining about phone app notifications and comparing it to using a pen and receipt.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've no idea how it's done, but someone apparently added codependency and insecurities to the algorithm.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would "you haven't made a list in a while, master" sound better?

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new phone "dings" each time it achieves another 1% of charge. Who the heck thought that would be a good idea. (I know now how to turn it off!)

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this before or after you threw the thing across the room for dinging all the d**n time?

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    Toothless Feline
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sort of thing is why, as soon as an app asks for permission to send notifications, I always tap, “Do not allow”. Unless it’s an app for which I consider notifications important, such as a messaging app, of course.

    joann fielding
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help noticing that he's speaking to his grocery list app like it's a person. Just sayin'. 🤷‍♀️

    The Darkest Timeline
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo gets pushy if you haven’t met your daily goal

    Olive
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Duolingo guilt puts my Irish Catholic gran to shame.

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    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How silly, you can turn those off you know. They usually ask permission to send them now, this guy probably said yes mindlessly and now gets too many.

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    There are plenty of types of humor out there, but psychologists Rod Martin and Patricia Doris developed a solid classification of humor styles in their research.

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    Their framework is one of the most widely used today, breaking humor down into four main categories that help explain why we laugh at the things we do: affiliative, self-enhancing, aggressive, and self-defeating.

    #10

    When You Squint Into Finland, Finland Squints Back At You!

    Text post explaining romantic partner terms in Norwegian, Swedish, and Finnish with a humorous twist, from random funny posts.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to hate everyone equally, but that was before the magats.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always thought that humans were the only species that could disappear and the planet would be enriched for it. Humans being my least favorite animal. But hatred? No, that began in 2016 and continues to build in strength.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this true? So funny!

    FlamingZombies
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, it''s not. At least not the Finnish part. https://www.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/3fddaq/the_finnish_know_what_is_up/

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    This panda says ur worth it
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well In French I’m not sure if this counts but girlfriends is petite Ami or little friend

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why, in WWII; Despite the territorial losses and the difficult strategic position between the two superpowers, Finland successfully maintained its independence and did not become a Soviet province or a German puppet state.

    Maria Koo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mulkvisti is also like d******d but not literally, it would be munapää. And boyfriend is "poikaystävä" in finnish, try to say that lol

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These days you could just say SO or significant other. Takes care of both genders.

    Emma London
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but not really true. Mulkvisti means loosely "a**hole" and we don't call out spouses that. (I'm a Fin.)

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and in australia we say, get me another beer please darl

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    #11

    The Question Isn't Whether Rich People Are Evil Or Not. Only If They Became Evil Because They Got Rich, Or If They Got Rich Because They Were Evil

    Tweet discussing the contrast between tax flight by the rich and strike actions by the poor in social commentary post.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point. The Donald (I mean "the orange rápist" thx, Forrest) is now dissolving union rights from Federal workers' groups he has a beef with. Only the rich and in charge will have power. Wish prayer had an actual effect, because I would be asking the entire world to pray for us.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean "the orange rápist". "The Donald" is a nickname the orange rápist gave himself. This is the *real* "The Donald" if you ask me: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-28308864 (Unseen Donald Campbell speed record footage restored)

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason it's okay for the rich to go away when they're threatened with tax is that the rich generally make things worse. If they won't pay a fair share towards running the country, we're better off without them. Meanwhile: striking is a human right and of course it's perfectly okay for workers to go on strike. I live in Europe - perhaps that explains my views?

    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to unfettered capitalism. In America the dollar is king

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's as if low-wage earners have Stockholm Syndrome (like the women who were anti-voting rights). If only they would all strike on the same week, coast to coast, crippling the country to prove they are the essential workers who keep this country chugging along.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple. The rich run the country, and the things the low wage workers produce is part of how the rich make their money. So you will shut up and work harder to help them increase what they make from your efforts. [mumble mumble first against the wall mumble]

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, easy solution. Pay the new taxes or we take half your s**t when you leave. See if we have any takers.

    Rich Black
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its perfectly legal for people to go on strike. what planet do you live on?

    Onleetoogenders
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Americans consider striking to be communist.

    David Paterson
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    3 months ago

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    Tax steals money from the rich. Strikes steal money from everyone.

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    #12

    Okay, Then What Does That Mean For Nationalism? It's Unsafe To Be Anyone? Xd

    Quote about stupidity and intelligence by Issac Asimov with a vintage-style portrait, related to hilariously random posts.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a conservative woman tell me after I explained why requiring all citizens to pay into Obama Care makes it less expensive for everyone (long ago), "I don't like talking to you - you make too much sense." *sigh*

    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That response, in a nutshell, describes Murica to a tee!

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    웅장한 거북이 🇰🇷🇰🇭
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the good doctor would get cancelled in splitseconds today. My favorite writer, never, not once dissapointed me but he was not exactly a role model for how to treat women 😬

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always amazed me how he could take engineering and biology across time and space, but his women, where they even appear, got no further than the 1950s in a small part of earth. I like to think if he'd been born say two generations later, his consciousness might have been raised. But that may be wishful thinking on my part.

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    SCamp
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US has a Nyctophilic regime in place

    The Darkest Timeline
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It think its more a kakistocracy spurred on by an oligarchic kleptocracy

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    QuincyForrest
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My very conservative BIL once criticized me for using words HE didn't have in his vocabulary. Therefore I was "talking down to him". Go figure.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How am I supposed to know what words you don't have in your vocabulary if I don't say them to you, to find out if you understand?

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    childish gambling addiction
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the immortal words of Ralph Wiggum, I’m in danger

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a student tell me they didn't believe in evolution because it was too hard to understand. Sigh.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only he were alive today. *sigh". Of course Elon Mush would have fired him already. 😥 Yes, I realize I spelled "Musk" wrong but I like my way better. 😁

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's never been a secret, but no matter the time period or the country, when there's a coup (be it f@scist or otherwise), the first people rounded up for extermination or expulsion are the intellectuals.

    SJones
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAGA proves this, time and again!

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    So let’s take a closer look at what each of these actually means.

    Affiliative humor is all about connection. It’s the kind of humor people use to bring others together. Think lighthearted jokes, funny observations, or memes you send just to make someone else’s day.

    Communities built on random posts often thrive on this: the sense that you’re all in on the same bizarre joke, even if it makes no sense outside that context.

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    #13

    Your Mind Is The Only Thing You Really Own

    Woman holding a tall stack of books, with a vintage style encouraging reading while it is still legal, random funny post.

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    Khavrinen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always found it darkly hilarious that "Fahrenheit 451" is one of the ones most frequently placed on lists of banned books.

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    Child of the Stars
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Books/knowledge is only banned when the powerful fear it.

    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The powerful ALWAYS fear it and more so education!

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    Learner Panda
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't only read "1984," also read Animal Farm." It is sadly very relevant.

    The Big Bad
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mind is the only thing you really own? Maybe read 1984 before that's banned too :')...

    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And continue to read when it becomes illegal.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, I'm here on BP looking at pet photos, but the number of scientific digital subscriptions I receive daily keep me in the loop. Instead of wasting time watching not-really-Reality shows, try reading something stimulating. Brains need exercise, too.

    justagirl
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they have banned 1984...the irony is killing me.

    Saint_Zipcodus
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And inbetween, maybe watch that two-parter from nineties TV show The New Adventures of Superman, where a conviced felon cons his way to presidency using mind control, purposefully selects the worst goons he can find as ministers and proclaims to make This Country Great Again. You could alsway claim it was because of the title character's actor who nowadays has taken to rant loudly against wokeness.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2026, the pirate bay mirrors now has books in the popular downloads section.

    Dragons Exist
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the reasons I pirate books is because I want to be able to read them if they get banned

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    Rich Black
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    legal weed can help change that

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    #14

    Technically Correct, The Best Kind Of Correct Xd

    Social media post from The Trashies with a random British humor joke about the British Museum contents.

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    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because it's better for priceless, irreplaceable, historically important artifacts to be returned to their country of origin, and be destroyed by war/terrorists, than be in a country where they're safe.

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    Robert Millar
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why only the British Museum? Have you ever been to the Smithsonian, Amsterdams Rijksmuseum, or any other museum for that matter?

    Onleetoogenders
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tea. Comes from Asia, consumed in large quantities in Britain.

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    Shelli Aderman
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻🔥

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    #15

    The Worst Kind Of Astrology

    Photo of a man and boy sitting outside by water with speech bubbles about alpha and astrology, a hilariously random post.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so alpha my genetic code is 100% adenine.

    Beth H
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it would be creatine 🤣

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Astrology for incels”—I’m stealing this!

    Stygtand
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im so alpha, my body is full of bugs. Brain randomly drifts offline. Social setting are all over the place, sometimes shutting off completely . Cake module is running at 150%.

    Billo66
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would recompile that cake module. You're gonna have a stack overflow.

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    JB
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Ligma...as in y'all can ligma nuts if you're coming 'round here with that alpha sigma b******t!

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 'Alpha', but in the software testing sense. Not feature complete, bug-ridden, and undocumented.

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me but, why do incels choose to be incels? They could wash, leave the man cave and choose to treat others as human beings.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then they wouldn’t have a reason to complain

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... according to Google, here is a summary of what I call; 'The Incel Idiot Indoctrination of Infancy Information': "Alpha, Beta, and Sigma" are terms describing perceived male social dynamics, where an alpha is a dominant leader, a beta is a collaborative follower or subordinate, and a sigma is an independent lone wolf who bypasses the social hierarchy. These terms originated in animal ethology but are now a popular, though scientifically criticized, framework in internet culture for categorizing human personalities, especially within the "manosphere". ALPHA: Confident, outgoing, a charismatic leader, enterprising. A macho man, but aggressive with it. BETA: Friendly, reserved, loyal, collaborative. The quintessential “Nice Guy” no one wants to be. His default state? Submissive. GAMMA: Adventurous, eager, aware, empathetic. Thinks big but can lack focus. Can be clingy in relationships. DELTA: Resentful, blaming, self-sabotaging. A victim of life. SIGMA: Likeable and confident, but cunning and calculating. The cold assassin you didn’t see coming. OMEGA: The creature outsider. Self-reliant, prefers to remain independent of social groups or hierarchies. Driven and intelligent but has little impulse to compete or conform. Gains strength from being alone.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Astrology for incels. Love this phrase bc it's funny, yet so true.

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    Self-enhancing humor is more inward-looking. People with this style use laughter as a way to stay positive and resilient, even when life isn’t going their way.

    That’s part of the appeal of chaotic internet content, it can turn a stressful day into something easier to cope with, just by making you laugh at the absurdity of it all.

    #16

    Finally! A Cookie That Tells Me The Truth!

    Hand holding a misfortune cookie package with a creepy illustration and a dark humor fortune about hide and seek.

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay where do I get these?????

    The Majestic Opossum
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon. They're like $20 a bag (at least last year when I was thinking of buying a bag) - so probably closer to $30 a bag by now

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    WookiesMaMa
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang, they are out of stock

    Mike F
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should have read your cookie?!

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    David Paterson
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The correct fortune cookie is "I hope you DO play hide and seek, because no one will bother to look for you."

    KieLeaHar
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that would be BLISSSSSSS!!!!!! 😮‍💨 PEACE AND QUIET FOR A WHILE 😂

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    Anne Roberts
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to give these out for Halloween. (Kidding)

    Yrral Spavit
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a regular fortune cookie once - "Time to get your affairs in order"

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    #17

    Sometimes I Just Need A Good Telling Off!

    Text message exchange showing a random angry stranger telling someone to act like an adult, with a witty reply included.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admirable self-awareness.

    B Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Act" like an adult? What is my motivation? Where is the script reader? Who is the director? Arggh!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stamps foot n yells NO DONT WANT TO !!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of angry strangers, I left a nice YT comment on Neil Young's most recent single, Big Crime. Most responded with equal compliments, except one a-hole who had to go on Neil Young's YT channel and post a disparaging comment under mine. Why, angry little man? Why would you go on the site of someone you distain and leave such a response?

    Jacqui Dunn
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A message from beyond. I always take random messages like this seriously.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was saying sth to a psychiatrist about my a*****e parents and started, 'As a child of my parents-' and she interrupted me to yell at me that I'm not a child anymore and start acting like an adult. I should have told her, 'Ok, you first'. A bit of empathy and understanding fixes problems, acting like an idiot does the opposite.

    #18

    What If I Prefer To Be A Garbage Cannot? My Trash, My Rules Xd

    Inspirational message image featuring a humorous quote about trash and greatness, reflecting random hilarious posts.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rubbish bin in the UK. It is called rubbish bin not rubbish binnot.

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Garbage cannot" could be a container with a lid that refuses to be opened.

    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call a bear. Bears have been known to open even "bear-proof" trash cans!

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on socio-economic data, I'm white trash. Was born white trash, will die white trash. But that didn't stop me from pursuing intellectual goals. When I couldn't afford a class, I learned for free at the library. I continue to educate myself daily.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still remember that comedian whose whole shtick was rednecks; my sister urged me to watch him. While I didn’t find him funny, I learned that my immediate family was entirely composed of true rednecks. (I’ll never forget about hearing him say that we might be rednecks if our dog was a blue tick, because it was. Couldn’t wiggle out of being a redneck no way, no how. 😞)

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    Anne Roberts
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Words of Wisdom from Oscar the Grouch.

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    Aggressive humor sharpens the edge. It can show up as sarcasm, roasts, or jokes that push boundaries.

    Online, this often overlaps with the kind of content that makes you laugh and cringe at the same time.

    When wielded well, it’s biting and clever; when overdone, it can come off mean-spirited.

    #19

    Yup

    Black letter board with white text humorously describing adulthood as repeatedly expecting life to slow down, a random funny post.

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are you a mind reader?

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't blink too often, or you'll find a whole year has past.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But ... It will slow down. Right?

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work retail. Things aren’t slowing down until January. Wish me luck

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also "Next pay day I will have more spending money left after all the debt"

    Socrates
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not just adulthood.

    JinxBox
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    3 months ago

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    Well, just choose again and take control of your life maybe. Or be less greedy for money and more greedy for time to actually enjoy your short life. I do a part time job and I'm slowing down until tuesday. My mondays are for chilling at home because I can live without online shopping and restaurant food delivered at my door 😉

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very privileged. Be less greedy?? Are you serious? Well I want to enjoy my short life but I also need to eat and to keep a roof over my head, I also need heat and hot water. To only need a part time job means that someone had to work hard for you to be able to do that, and it obviously wasn't you

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    I Mean, It Shouldn't Be That Hard To Understand Xd

    Black and white image of a man with quote about destroying home planet’s ecosystem for imaginary wealth, random posts humor.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one accused MAGA of being smart.

    ChakatBlackstar
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ever said the human race was logical?

    Clancy
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    T Horn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Gotta bring Trump into EVERYTHING. only 3 and a half years to go!!! LOL

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they discover a close-by asteroid and mine bitcoin from it the price is going to fall through the floor. /s Yes, I meant gold.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd do something about it, but I think a TikTok influencer tw@t has a new video that I must watch and emulate immediately.

    Pwhge Kfkfgnme
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    3 months ago

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    Say's the guy responsible for his own planet's destruction

    kansasmagic
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wasn't for wealth, though; that was for plot and character development.

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    #21

    It's That Easy!

    Person lying back with eyes closed against a starry sky background in a hilariously random astrology post.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mercury Retrograde? Sorry, Freddy ain't coming back.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots don't realize that the original constellations observed have moved, so the dates no longer line up. Of course, ignorance stops them from comprehending this.

    Rob Williams
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doctor said that I had a problem as Mercury was in Uranus. I said I didn't believe in astrology and he said that neither did he but his thermometer had just broken...

    Lazy Panda 2
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is all the other people who tell me this stuff like it's real. And I'm too polite to laugh at them.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, lighten up. Have a hearty laugh. They deserve it.

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    Bruce Mardle
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that as "Mercury Gatorade". Newsreader: There were no survivors.

    Rachel Reynolds
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mercury in retrograde doesn't effect me. I'm a Virgo, we're to logical for that.

    Olive
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe in astrology, but Leo's are known for being sceptical.

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    Self-defeating humor is when people make themselves the punchline.

    Posts about embarrassing mistakes, “my life is a mess” memes, or stories of personal chaos that somehow become hilarious once they’re out in the open all fall into this category.

    It’s honest and self-aware.

    #22

    My Inner Old Lady Also Hates People, Which If You've Ever Met People You'll Know Is The Only Correct Way To Feel Xd

    Elderly woman facepalming in chair with funny text about an inner old lady and hilarious random posts.

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she doesn't mumble swearwords, she enunciates them properly like a f***ing lady!

    Wetbeard-the-Pirate (he/she)
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I have an inner gay old man who is done with life's shît

    Agfox
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You stay up until 8pm? *clutches doona*

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Articles continue to claim our anger and resentment and appalling rudeness was due to the pandemic. Nah, it's when we elected an idiot in 2015, then turned around and elected a r@pist in 2024. Hatred is oozing out of our pores.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to be nice but everyone is so stupid!

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    #23

    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions!

    Text post humor about gynecologist visit with a funny b**t plug prank, part of hilariously random posts that get funnier.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does a puppy have in common with a short sighted gynaecologist? A wet nose.

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your gynecologist goes in for a peak instead of a peek, you might want to switch doctors

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you will never believe this: I used to work at a vets. Cat comes in for castration. I phone owner to tell her that her boy is a girl. She says "but my husband is a gynacologist". I say (with total honesty) "yes madam, he's also my gynacologist". It's not rocket science; testicles or no testicles!

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend's wife had a gynecologist who was still seeing a few patients even when he was in his mid-70's. He said he had thought about retiring but wanted to keep a hand in it.

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the story of the older lady who got ready for her appointment at her daughter's house and decided to use some Femfresh. The gynae said, "Fancy!" with a smile as he examined her. She thanked him and everything proceeded as usual. When she got back to her daughter's house, she went to the bathroom and realised that, without her glasses, she'd picked up the wrong spray can and had liberally applied body glitter.

    Skip Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A "brown eye" joke suggests itself but discretion and good taste prevail.

    Gracie Mae
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love spontaneously bol - can you just imagine???

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    #24

    Where Else Would It Be?

    Teacher asking about England's capital in a classroom, with a child humorously answering about offshore bank accounts, random funny post.

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    Fcutdlady
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    isn't the capital of England E

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Jimmy Carr. He's never going to live this down.

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    #25

    I Support The Mario Kart Economic Model, And So Should You! Xd

    Screenshot of a random funny post discussing Mario Kart's power-up system as a model for the economy in a humorous way.

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    PeepPeep the duck
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But without the “crazy 8” power up and the electric one that thumps all the regular racers around you 😂

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, just great. A freakin' video game makes more sense than the US government's tax schedule. How can any of us take our politicians seriously when they are absurd fools?

    Jnausicaa
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about Mario, but it seems to me that the USA could use a few more Luigis

    Blackmoon The Dragon
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAIT BUT THEY ALSO GET COIN POWERUPS WE DIDNT THINK THIS THROUGH

    Extinct Animal
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So communism is what they want...

    This panda says ur worth it
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But see, the problem with that is that if ur in first place all you get is coins.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Blue Shell the 1%". You misspelled 'Artillery'.

    AC
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is the electric one that hits everyone around you

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    #26

    Why Is This So Accurate? Xd

    Cartoon character crawling with text about needing subtitles, illustrating hilariously random posts that get funnier.

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so accurate mostly for two reasons: modern TV sets mostly have terrible built-in audio; and modern directors don't think that the audience needs to hear the dialogue. Then there's the issue of movies being badly converted from 5.1 surround sound to stereo. *AND* the other issue that cheapskate TV bosses often think programme makers don't really need proper sound engineers any more. I'm looking at you, BBC. I can follow dialogue from old films and TV shows perfectly well. Modern stuff? Much less so.

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You try to turn it up and then the next explosion destroys your eardrums

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    SCamp
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone mumbles in movies!!! Enunciate, please!!

    Binky Melnik
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think that’s it (well, for me it’s not). About 90% of the stuff I watch is subtitled, and I need to keep turning it up in order to hear inflection, because how am I to know whether the character is being sarcastic/rude/mean/etc if I can’t hear the intonations? But yeah, I also wanna hear what’s coming out of their mouths because I study several languages and it’s helpful to hear the dialogue in the ones I study, too.

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    Yrral Spavit
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read my TV and listen to my books.

    Alan Jay Weiner
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had captions on for years; even with hearing aids I can't make out much of the dialog. Several years ago I bought a Zvox AV157 soundbar - it processes the sound to boost *and clarify* voice and reduce background sound. If I remember correctly, it can be set to one of about a dozen settings. I have it on the lowest or second-lowest setting and it works beautifully. Much, much better than the surround-sound we used to use. It does make it sound funny to other people though. Even a few steps further it'll sound funny to me - but it's *much* easier to understand dialog. I have no relationship with the company except as a customer (and the company is in Massachusetts, as am I). Well worth checking out.

    Binky Melnik
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh! Thanks for the recommendation, Jay! I’m definitely gonna be saving up for that! About a year ago, I accidentally left subtitles on for an English movie and was aghast when I saw things like “ominous music plays,” “kids in the backyard shouting,” “car pulls into driveway,” etc and was horrified to discover I COULDN’T HEAR ANY OF THOSE! Now I leave the subtitles on all the time and get to read about what I apparently cant hear. 😰

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What annoys me, what I simply cannot comprehend bc there's no reason for it, is using white font, esp. on a white background. Seriously, are video editors morons? Use yellow font as a standard.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2025 films: music level 10, dialogue 3.

    Bill Swallow
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From "Bravo-Dooby-Doo". A genuine masterpiece. Johnny Bravo / Scooby Doo crossover. Velma: "My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!" Johnny: "Muh glasses! I can't be seen without muh glasses!"

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on relative sound priority composers have much more clout than writers. Hence the subjugation of the spoken word.

    Margaret H
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to hand it to modern actors. They're exceptionally good at whispering when they're not yelling.

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    #27

    The Lesson Is If You Want Loyalty, Carry More Pizza Crusts :p

    Tweet from Elizabeth Hackett humorously discussing loyalty and dogs in a hilariously random post about loyalty layers.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All a burglar would need to do is say, "Want a treat?" to my dog and he would be his best friend and stay silent throughout the burglary.

    ROSESARERED
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just have to pat mine, new best friend for life

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    Jaya
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog's loyalties, in order: 1 His stomach. 2 His stomach. 3 Me.

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be grateful that you rank ahead of foul odors and chew toys.

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    Robert T
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like an onion. Onions have layers. ;-)

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding?? Make it a steakbone -- that will do it!

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    #28

    What's The Worst That Could Happen?

    Person in protective suit labeled anti-vax moms holding a child labeled unvaccinated kids near a hive labeled preventable diseases.

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand the antivaxxers. Maybe when a new wave of polio cripples the next generation, they'll change their minds.

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an episode of Father Brown, that actually had Polio as the theme. And what the villagers were willing to do, to stop it. It was absolutely scary, and I unfortunately could see that really happening here, with a lot of the anti-vaxxer mindset.

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    Zephyr343
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same way they required COVID vaccination proof to enter countries, they should do the same for now. No measles vaccine? Sorry, cant come into Europe

    camomooey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't we used to have to show proof of vaccination for kids to start school, or am I remembering wrong? How are they getting away with not being vaccinated?

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    childish gambling addiction
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k antivaxxers, but what the heck was the lady in the picture thinking?

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget endangering the neighbours' kids. We should all know what the herd immunity threshold is.

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shhh. This is evolution in action.

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iron lungs will probably become fashionable. I guess there’s one guy left using iron lung. He can get out of it for a couple hours a day and til his lungs say get back in.

    Mare Freed
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That photo is a perfect illustration. And unfortunately it looks real.

    ymzn8j5zsf
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top tip: delude anti-vaxxers into thinking they are right by making vaccines compulsory then switching theirs to cyanide!

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    #29

    I've Lived My Whole Life On The Principle Of Calculated Mediocrity, It's The One Way To Resist The Unnatural Preassures Of Capitalism :p

    Social media post sharing a hilariously random phrase about calculated mediocrity that gets funnier the less sense it makes.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get the job done - no more, no less.

    Matthew Currie
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a corollary to this, I once read a movie review (Madame Bovary I think) that said it was "relentlessly adequate," and I've used that a few times too!

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And his response was; "I will arrive on time and leave on time. I work to complete my assigned task, and when finished, I will move on to the next task on my assigned list. I will take my breaks and lunch, away from my desk. I will not volunteer to do any of the following; work overtime, work on normal days off, come in early, staying late, canceling my PTO, taking phone calls or texts after hours, or assisting others in completing their assigned tasks. I will only do these, if ordered to do so, for which, I will require the company to compensate me for by paying me for my time or adding to my PTO. I will absolutely refuse to be promoted in title only. I will absolutely be using my available sick, personal, vacation, and holiday days, when needed or wanted. And finally, I will most definitely not go the "extra mile for the company", if they have proven that are definitely not willing to go "the extra mile" for their employees, equally. Full Stop. Full Send."

    Son of Philosoraptor
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early in my career I had a dck boss lecture me about being a clock watcher while I stared at the clock behind his head. I'm paid by the hour you absolute tool.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known as “They don’t pay me enough to give a shite.”

    MelaLoca
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is mediocrity calculated? Is that sarcasm? Because if mediocrity is calculated then that means he works hard and perfected it. I'm taking this as a compliment!

    Ilia Bauer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nah, boss, just acting my wage."

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer "acting your wage". You want more? Pay more.

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    #30

    Scooby-Doo Is The Original Fact-Checker :p

    Scooby-Doo characters standing around a ghost tied up, featuring a funny random post about supernatural fears and money.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those meddling kids!

    Soton_Sherpa
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who was convinced that these were Hitler's last words in the bunker.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo... Commander Cankles and the GOP are the @ssholes scaring people to make more money. Yeah, that makes sense.

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, cause we sure aren't getting rich off his tariffs.

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    BK BigFish
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT's where I got my adult skepticism about both religion and capitalism!

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know immigrants and trans people were "supernatural".

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    #31

    It's Important To Have Things To Look Forward To Xd

    Elderly man driving slowly with caption about retiring and making others late in hilariously random posts.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've contemplated the bumper sticker, "Why, yes, I am retired and do have all day to drive slow in front of you."

    Marieke van Buytene
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will take the train with my senior discount and tell everyone about my open sores.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In comfortable shoes and a fleece jacket.

    Freddy M. (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be the annoyance you want to see in the world

    Mike F
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy cow, a new hobby!!

    Pam Wilson-Walter
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't retire to be part of the rat race traffic. I plan trips AFTER and BEFORE that traffic.

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    #32

    Short Answer: 100% Yes

    Text post humorously questioning if donating hair to charity could incriminate someone if the hair is left at a crime scene, random funny post.

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    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if the root follicle is present in the hair, so unless she pulls her hair out instead of cutting it off she'll be fine.

    Dzessa Golden
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they can get mitochondrial DNA without the root, right? I think it’s a good question!

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    Vikramaditya King
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not unless she is scalped. Cut hair doesn't give a clue.

    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guessing she did not actually say this.

    Maggie Fulton
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the sort of question I could have asked at that age. Never underestimate weird kids.

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    Panda Cat
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Locks of Love aren’t the heroes they like to think they are.

    Kristy Raymond
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps this could work in her favor. There are 2 people in the world leaving those hairs. If kiddo committed the crime, perhaps her atty could spin it as reasonable doubt.

    ManuelQue
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any investigator that thinks DNA from a WIG is useful in solving a case needs a refresher course.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are they gonna know it’s from a wig by a random hair?

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    #33

    With Ignorance Being Bliss And All, You Would Think They'd Be Happier Xd

    Illustration of three men wearing red hats with phrases see no crimes, hear no truth, speak no facts in a humorous random post style.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not happy unless brown people are suffering.

    Tom Hutcherson
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about George Carlins routine about "since WWII, we have only bombed brown people."

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    John G
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re only happy if Fox News tells them to be happy

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They see plenty of " crime". Just change the laws , right??

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If Ignorance be Bliss, they'd be a Blister."

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until their grannies are kicked off Medicare. We'll see how happy these single issue racists are then.

    J Steven Tefertiller
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the way to making brown people suffer more, apparently, they need to make more non-brown people suffer too.

    Pam Wilson-Walter
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They blame everyone else for THEIR failures!

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Trump was right about everything." Imagine if Biden or Obama had worn the same hat with their names on them. FAUX NEWZ would spontaneously combust.

    WubiDubi
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do plenty of speaking. Echoing things they know are false. It's a cult.

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    #34

    Even In The Dark Ages They Had Some Light!

    Medieval peasants working in a field with text about holidays, part of hilariously random posts that get funnier.

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    Forrest Hobbs
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, we also have fewer pitchforks than mediaeval peasants... Mind you, I've got some fairly pointy gardening tools... 😉

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    Jeolas1
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not really accurate. On those holidays, the peasants only did not have to do work for their masters (e.g. till their masters' fields). They still had to till their own fields, harvest their own crops, feed their own livestock, milk their own cows, make their own cheese, etc etc etc.

    T (she/her)
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that similar to how we have to take care of things on our days off? Errands and cleaning house?

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    Ace
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate seeing this b******t reposted every month or two.

    kansasmagic
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This meme needs to die. I may have more "work days" than medieval peasants, but I don't have to work sunup to sundown in the fields; I get to spend my holidays doing what I please rather than attending another church service; I don't have to hand over half of my livelihood to my landlord; I have a significantly smaller chance of dying from plague; and I can read.

    Colleen Glim
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you even paid rent recently? You are still handing over half your livelihood to your landlord. Or maybe again. We do seem to be regressing

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    Harlsen Chesterton
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peasants worked two days a week for the Lord of the Manor. The rest of their time was there's to do what they wanted with. If they didn't grow their own food then they starved.

    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the current President, has stated that he believes that we have TOO MANY! That the workers really do not want that many days off. Let that sink in.

    Edward Loopyderm
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They figured out that keeping you dependent works a lot better than keeping you happy.

    michael Chock
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true. Even recent history has been rewritten to convince us to enslave ourselves.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but they had the Black Death, witch burnings and the Spanish I*********n to deal with.

    General Anaesthesia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inquisitive minds question why іnqսіsіtіοn is a bad word.

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    #35

    Nestle Is What Boycotts Are For!

    Meme showing different ways people eat KitKats with humorous captions, part of hilariously random posts collection.

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    WindySwede
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% Stopped drinking the lemon soda I like after realising it was owned by Nestlö. And nothing else also..

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is the rundown; Nestlé was the subject of an international boycott for its aggressive and unethical marketing of infant formula in developing countries during the 1970s and 80s. Studies estimate that Nestlé's predatory practices led to approximately 10.9 million excess infant deaths between 1960 and 2015. The controversy resulted from several unethical practices: The "milk nurses": Nestlé hired saleswomen dressed as nurses to promote their formula in hospitals and homes, creating the illusion that it was a medically superior option to breastfeeding. Discouraging breastfeeding: By giving out free formula samples, Nestlé caused mothers' natural milk supply to dry up. Families who could not afford to continue buying formula were then left with no alternative. Unsanitary conditions: In low- and middle-income countries, many families lacked access to clean water or sterilization equipment. The formula, when mixed with contaminated water or diluted to make it last longer, became a deadly source of infection and malnutrition. The lasting impact of the controversy; 1977 Boycott: In response to the growing outrage, health advocacy groups launched an international boycott of Nestlé products. It lasted for years and eventually forced the company to adopt the World Health Organization's International Code of Marketing of Breast-milk Substitutes in 1984. Ongoing monitoring: Though the company now claims to comply with WHO guidelines, groups like the International Baby Food Action Network (IBFAN) continue to monitor and report on Nestlé's alleged violations. The "death toll" study: In 2018, the National Bureau of Economic Research (NBER) published a study quantifying the effect of formula marketing on infant mortality. Researchers estimated that Nestlé's market entry in developing countries was associated with an increase in infant deaths, totaling about 10.9 million over 55 years.

    S Bow
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for that information Cap'n, I didn't realize the number was so appallingly high.

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, it was fairly easy to boycott a product and make a similar purchase with another brand. But with todays' mega conglomerations where the company that manufactures sanitary towels also makes frozen dinners, it's becoming nearly impossible.

    Panda Cat
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I’ve been surprised to find out that a company I think is decent is a wholly owned subsidiary of a nasty company. I tend to not buy run-of-the-mill products but sometimes shıt happens. I take a ton of meds and almost intentionally don’t track the ownership of them because I have to take them.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irrespective of Nestle's wrongdoing, the third bear must be a psychopath for eating it that way.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? I buy chocolate from World Market when I can because they sell excellent smaller brands.

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    Ge Po
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll stick to Kvikklunsj. Edit: or Tony Chocolony, which is seriously trying to get the farmers paid a reasonable wage and avoid child labor. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony%27s_Chocolonely#:~:text=Tony's%20is%20headquartered%20in%20Amsterdam,is%20known%20for%20its%20advocacy.

    Sooke Felis
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait what?! I’m going to have to google.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do although Panda Bombero gave a pretty good summary of the issues.

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    Christine Wild
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are words being blurred? They think we’re dumb. They think the word m******d looks better blurred or the word, k**l or die. Or is it bad juju to read the word as it is. Or if it’s blurred, is it softens so it sounds better, make you feel better about it. Ohhh. Someone was m******d(blurred), honey want to order takeout tonight?

    Panda Cat
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP seems to use one of the highest levels of safe searching/content blocking. I’m a big enough girl to not use that type of blocking because I can avoid what I want. I don’t think there are enough minors here to justify this level of blocking though, and most of us seem smart enough to, you know, think for ourselves.

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    Carmen Honacker
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth! And that's not the only crime they've committed!

    Origami Chik3n
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't buy anything from Nestle owned brands, because it is the company that openly sponsors war by paying millions in taxes to an imperialist war mongering state so that they can have lucrative business there.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they own all the water, keep them off Mars. Oh no, they heard and misunderstood. They are trying to buy Mars Inc.

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    #36

    Can't Argue With That

    Humorous random post text about Kid Rock and the taste of squirrel in a hilariously random post format.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid Rock makes music for people who know firsthand if making love to a chicken feels like making love to a squirrel.

    David Houde
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun facts about Kid Rock, he grew up on an estate and his father owned one of biggest Lincoln dealerships in Metro Detroit. He wasn't born white trash, he made a decision to pursue it.

    harleychick3cat
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep he grew up in Grosse Pointe which is one of the most ritzy suburbs of Detroit.

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    UKGrandad
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it doesn't. It's more like rabbit. But I've never knowingly heard Kid Rock's music.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the human equivalent to cheap hand rolled cigarettes rerolled from the remnants of someone else's cigarette butts.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. That is an incredible, accurate, and literary comparison. We’re not worthy, Stretch! 🫡

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    MontanaMariner
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Kids Rock was dropped from his first record deal when Vanilla Ice was exposed as a phoney. They didn't want Rob getting tattled on.

    Rob Miles
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've eaten squirrel (it's pretty good in a gravy) and hate Kid Rock, who makes music for people who know exactly how much pseudoephedrine they can buy at each store, and how many stores they can buy it from, before they go on a list.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    squirrel and dumplings works surprisingly well

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    웅장한 거북이 🇰🇷🇰🇭
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood the success of that person. Music is annoying at best and if i see him in the wild i would walk the other direction

    ChakatBlackstar
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand why such an old guy is called "Kid"

    h8y9yz7f59
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

     Squirrel does NOT taste like  chicken. More like rabbit.

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    #37

    I Mean, Unless You're Into That Sort Of Thing Xd

    Hilariously random dice game with phrases rub my, face, and on the floor, showing funny confusing post humor.

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    J J
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the difference from kinky and perverted? Kinky you use a feather to tickle. Perverts use the whole chicken.

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    Dragons Exist
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a pic on Imgur from 2014 where the two dice rolled on "eat food while" & "wearing clothes"

    Pollymere
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got given some dice like this when I got married. You never end up with anything fun. It's either weird or dull 😂

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't say with what...😏

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The actual reason for the high divorce rate in the U.S.

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    #38

    So, What I'm Hearing Is I Should Use Tech Support As A Dating Service? They Waste My Time So I Should Be Allowed To Waste Theirs!

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post making a funny comparison about dating apps and tech support.

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    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They worked until they became phone apps.

    Billo66
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked Dell tech support for about 3 weeks. Told a guy after about an hour of troubleshooting to box it up and send it back. He asked Why? Is it that bad? I said no, you,re just too stupid to own a computer. Fired on the spot. No regrets.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or mental health specialists. I wasted so much time talking to those a*****e idiots and only got more hopeless, which was their goal. When people tell me about their problems, I somehow can make them feel heard and understood. So it is possible.

    Ffion Jones
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez don’t get me started on our “IT” department at work…..who are outsourced to India. I’m in the UK so they teams you at 3am expecting you to be logged on.

    Ilia Bauer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you wanted to get really frustrated with the stupidity of humanity, you could WORK in tech support. "Two left clicks on the icon, ma'am. Left click twice. LEFT CLICK TWICE. LEFT! CLICK! TWICE! On the icon! The little picture. No, it's not a false religion, it's just called that. Okay, I'm putting in my notes that you are too stupid to be in your position and recommending your boss just fire your stupid butt."

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trouble with that is you can't get ahold of tech support. You get this crappy music and an AI that keeps asking the same questions over and over.

    #39

    Is Intelligence An Evolutionary Error, Or Is It Just Fun To Punch Fish? I Guess We'll Never Know For Sure xD

    Close-up of an octopus with funny caption about punching fish, showcasing hilariously random posts that get funnier the less sense they make.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yobbos! Violent cephalopods roaming our seas and what do the police do about it? Nothing!

    Zephyr343
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just how many pairs of handcuffs do you think a police officer carries? Probably not enough...

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annoying little jerks always fluttering around invading my space.

    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a post about weird things people had seen at sea. One of them was an octopus who lived under an oil platform who liked beating the sh1t out of sharks. No idea if it was true, but I like to think it was.

    Hugo
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    octopus that lived: it's not a person

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    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    False. An octopus will punch a fish if it thinks it's slacking or cheating during cooperative hunts, or if they're interfering with their meal.

    Bill Galbreath
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we really know that the octopus had no reason for punching?

    Carrie Costs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually saw a video of an octopus doing that .. It was hilarious you laugh even harder when you think what might of been going through the fish and octopuse's mind

    Der Kommissar
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any sea creature that can make its own garden to hide its lair is smart and should be allowed to vote.

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    #40

    They've Trained Us To Become Dancing Bears, And Now We Think That's "Normal"

    Meme with two characters debating capitalism and human nature in a hilariously random post that gets funnier with less sense.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bear is forced to ride the bike: nobody forces people to be greedy.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm... People are brought up to be greedy - some, at least. The bear is persuaded to ride the bike; people are persuaded that greed is good (etc).

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    WubiDubi
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get used to non-uniformed non- numbered police. Get used to snatching and deporting. Get used to soldiers on the streets. Get used to everyone there for checks and balances being fired illegally. Get used to third and fourth terms.

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to consider that we all should teach our children that greed is bad.

    axle f
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greed is human nature. Capitalism is a system set up and endorsed by....greedy humans. Hunh .

    J Steven Tefertiller
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they like to wear roller skates too.

    J Steven Tefertiller
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought bears liked riding bikes!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, greed isn't human nature, but for that proof, you need to go way back in time to when matriarchal societies ruled. Socialist or communal behavior was the way until some dude came up with the concept of capitalism.

    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riley Quinn: the problem is that we have no certainty about human societies before written records began, and also no certainty *after* written records began because people lie. Still, existing hunter-gatherer societies do seem to show that humans are naturally co-operative, and archaeological evidence shows that even in far prehistory, old and injured people were cared for by others even when they couldn't survive by themselves. "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs" is, I recall, one of the central tenets of Communism and also seems to be a natural tendency in human beings. Thing is, we're also incredibly violent and selfish at times... 🤷

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    #41

    Burn! In Hell That Is, Just So There's No Confusion

    Woman with spotted facial makeup in costume saying a funny random post about converting to a religion and hell.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this sometimes.

    KatWitch57
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It is important for me to convert you to my belief system, because that will confirm that I am right. And then I am able to assume that whatever I do, in the name of my religion, is right, even though my religion actually forbids it. Because you are not worthy of being treated like a person unless you think the same things I think and believe and act the same way I do."

    Orysha
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're not sure, why don't you make their lives Hell? ;-)

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Organized religion is the biggest scam ever perpetrated on humanity. Did Jesus ask for money?

    Marilyn Slater
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoou don't need to have religion to wish a hell for some people. Just invent one with utterly appropriate punishments for their crimes.

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t believe in hell, developed keep us in line, scared.

    Ilia Bauer
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then it becomes, "Go to church. No, seriously, go to church. I don't want you to wind up in hell with me."

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta used with to is redundant since gotta means got to. Truth is that the one with the most toys wins while the rest of us continue to live in the hell they created.

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    3 months ago

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    She was just marginally less annoying and aggravating than the walking period pain, Major Kira.

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    #42

    Priorities... By Tom Gauld

    Cartoon of a woman telling a scientist his research is barely making an impact on social media, humor and randomness.

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    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Email your 5 bullet points every week...

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... And we need to talk about the covers for your TPS reports.

    Bruce Mardle
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Tom Gauld's cartoons in "New Scientist" (and "The Guardian").

    Stephanie M
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is alarmingly true and frightening.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Good news tanks on social.

    #43

    The Rich F**k Around And The Rest Of Us Have To Find Out

    Timeline cartoon humor about climate change denial funded by Shell and Exxon with funny, random posts theme.

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    Michael Largey
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right - it's those d**n kangaroos up to s**t again.

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. All that jumping uses up more oxygen than they would if they just walked like other mammals. That's why the ozone layer is thinnest over Australia.

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    The Darkest Timeline
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren’t convinced because it’s in their economic interest to not be convinced

    Geoffrey Scott
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irony: When 'Big Oil" says the reason for high fuel prices is high commodity prices, yet they earn RECORD profits.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's part of the (vastly simplified) math at work here.. Suppose you price your product at 25% over cost. If the cost is $80, you increase it by 25% to $100, giving you a profit of $20. If the cost goes up to $100, you increase the price by 25% to $125, profiting $25. Hey, you made more money because costs went up. This illustrates why wages don't keep up with inflation but profits do.

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    WubiDubi
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot "sorry" when they cause a regular major natural disaster.

    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it's caused by humans. What other animal would pollute their own environment to this extent? Greedy corporations send their lobbyists to pay off our elected officials to relay the corporate BS to us. The fact remains that the world's 1% create more pollution than we do as a group.

    Marilyn Slater
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n? Fb, you censored d**n? Dear oh dearie me! How very petty.

    Agent Smith
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're just about at yellow bar now. F**k won't nearly cover the cataclysm waiting for us. Humans will be marched off the cliff they've pushed everything else to.

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    #44

    Math Is Hard Enough As It Is, Don't Make It Harder By Using It In Your Everyday Life Xd

    Couple having coffee with humorous text bubbles in a random post showing a funny conversation about children.

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    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her response to that determines whether there will be a second date. A "keeper" will at least chuckle.

    Jacqui Dunn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. That would depend exactly how long it took him to respond. Too long, and she'd walk.

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    Child of the Stars
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a vast maturity difference between a 1 year old and an almost 2 year old.

    Jaya
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm just misunderstanding you, but the joke of this image is that he doesn't get that she's talking about the kid's age, he thinks she means "I have 1 kid, which is less than having 2 kids"

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    Itsmeagain
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad grammar. She should have said "Yes I have one who is under two!" A human is always a "who" and object is a "that". Of course, I'm assuming her child is a human.

    Hugo
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you can teach US citizens the difference between 'who' and 'that'.

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    Carrie Costs
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's silly meme or these that Crack me up the most

    Nosirrow
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake, mothers use months. 23 months. Who even cares.

    Paulina
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still better than "183 months" 🤷‍♀️

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    #45

    "Uh... Yeah. That Rings A Bell."

    Cartoon characters in a futuristic setting with text about 20th and 21st century, a random post that gets funnier with less sense.

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    Khavrinen
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm "remembering" it right now!

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly how I feel when speaking with someone born in the 21st C. Yeah, kid, I really am that old.

    J Steven Tefertiller
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speak the truth! And it will get you laughed at.

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    #46

    Dude, I Think You Need To Get Your Alignment Checked

    Random funny social media post about chaotic lawful moral alignment and an unknown strict moral code.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly enough, this makes sense in modern day Murica...............................

    kansasmagic
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just add "this is the way" to whatever you do. Seems legit.

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone lives by a strict moral code. It's just that many of those codes range from bizarre to repugnant.

    #47

    Delusions Of Peace

    Elon Musk tweet on peace and violence with knight feeding a cat, part of hilariously random posts that get funnier.

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    Ace
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mostly Harmless".

    Pseudonym For An Author
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the medieval knight feeding a tiny kitten

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody has engaged in any violence in Tesla showrooms to my knowledge. (I think there was some vandalism, which is NOT violence. I thought that was outside, not in the showroom, though I could be wrong.)

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe I may be capable of great violence, but for me it would have to personal. I wish they would stop testing me!

    childish gambling addiction
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon’s gonna see some great violence if I ever meet him

    Riley Quinn
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon, the white South African who sat "peacefully" by as violent apartheid raged through the country while his family benefited from apartheid’s racial hierarchy. I'm capable of violence, Elon. Hope I never get word from my doctor that I only have a few months to live.

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really get uncomfortable reading something I agree with by someone I hate.

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's wrong. Everyone is capable of violence. We chose not to do so. (Unless he's not talking about people but toddlers or daisies - in that case he's just being horribly redundant). This is what Daniel Dennett called a "deepism" - a thought that sounds deep but isn't upon closer inspection.

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    #48

    Congressman Got Rabies :(

    Patrick McHenry in a suit with glasses and bow tie, with a humorous story about a rabid fox bite on Capitol Hill.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since congress was banned from making edits to Wikipedia [63].

    Lotekguy
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know anything about this guy, but he sure looks like he could be the poster boy for that type of perversion

    Mike F
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, take down the Wikipedia page entirely and hack his FB.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good fox. More rabid foxes should be biting Republicans.

    Mary Sutherland
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    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rabid fox also bit Rep. Ami Bera, D-Calif. 8 people were bitten all together.

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    #49

    This Is How You Get To Be A Boss, Get Some Other C*nt To Do The Work, Then Take The Credit

    Cartoon showing workplace injury prevention with a humorous tip on handling heavy objects for funny random posts.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm - going by the phrasing, I'm guessing this is health and safety advice from Aus?

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an Aussie I'm gonna go with yeah most likely

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    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do we really need to use such foul profanity?

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    #50

    I Would Do This, The Problem Is They're Now So Dumb They Think It's A Real Solution

    Tweet humorously suggesting saying "why don’t we just print more money" in a room full of men for a reaction in random posts.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they do that in government?

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's printed for the wealthiest & paid for by the rest of us.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "B- Because then it'll be worth less-" IT'S MADE UP NUMBERS.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Printing more money is an excellent idea. Then we'll be able to carry all that worthless paper in wheelbarrows just like the Germans during their hyperinflation. The answer, the only answer, is to tax the rich at a minimum of 70%. There is no other answer.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just ask the people of Zimbabwe how that went . " Here's my trillion dollar note for a loaf of bread ".