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Sarcasm isn’t for everyone. Some people may cringe at this brand of humor, but a considerable chunk will likely chuckle at the following images.
We’ve sourced these photos from the Unsubscribe Memes Facebook group. With 166,000 followers, the page is rife with funny posts poking fun at the absurd and mundane facets of daily life. Whether it’s a meme about using a GPS or a random reply to a post, they are witty, slightly snarky, and very relatable.
Enjoy scrolling and see how long it takes you to find one that resonates with you.
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
I appreciate the humor, but I'm far less optimistic about all the other people figuring out what I'm supposedly doing.
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
Haha Inget you, those things look like bbq gloves.
Load More Replies... Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
Better, shout out 3 names so people think you have a deathly squad above.
FROGLET 1 year ago
AND NAME THEM THINGS LIKE DEATH, DOOM, AND DESTRUCTION
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Glix Drap 1 year ago
If you take a gun to a park and frantically wave it around then everyone wil leave. They might even leave their small dogs.
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ColdSteelRonin 1 year ago
Herbivore not vegetarian. Herbivores are animals that evolved to subsist on a diet consisting of vegetation. Vegetarians are omnivores that choose to not eat meat. Also, I've never seen a vegetarian that has a weight range of 2,000-9,900 lbs..
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Actually they might be omnivores, not even opportunistic herbivores straight up omnivores
ColdSteelRonin 1 year ago
From Animalia Facts: Are hippos omnivores or herbivores? Hippopotamuses have very compelling food habits. These African natives live in streams & rivers with tender grass on the nearby lands. They absolutely love their veggies. Both common & pygmy hippos are entirely dependent on vegetation. Hippopotamuses can show carnivorous behavior at times when food is insufficient.
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Norm Gilmore 1 year ago
Not quite. I remember in the Jumanji sequel a Hippo eats one of them. I thought that can't be right so I looked it up and they are only 'mostly' vegetarian. Not going to link to YouTube.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I really understand this perspective on hippos. All hail the human-hating hippos.
cecilia kilian 1 year ago
One of the creepiest things I read on some animal fact list is that deer will eat dead bodies, including humans, in certain circumstances.
Zoe 1 year ago
You are not watching any true crime stories? It's terrible. :/
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
I would be angry too if I could not eat a steak every now and then!!
#3
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
I highly doubt it. Maybe on rare occasions, but imagine trump talking for 15 minutes during your graduation ceremony.
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Lotekguy 1 year ago
He'll be elsewhere collecting on all the bets that he wouldn't squeak by with just enough grades to graduate.
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Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
Nah, I don't think we value good study habits and hard work enough as it is. Give the valedictorian his flowers, man, let him have his day.
fly on the wall 1 year ago
Go to the "awards ceremony " at any high school and it is a sad commentary. The sports awards are big cups, plaques, metals, large bursaries etc: The scholastic awards are certificates the teacher printed off using Microsoft paint. I felt like I had lied to my kids when I told them "study hard, get good grades, and you will be rewarded ".
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Stephanie Did It 1 year ago (edited)
Q: What do they call the person graduating at the absolute bottom of the medical school class? A: Doctor.
Lynda Nesbitt 1 year ago
At West Point they do allow the lowest ranked graduate to speak at graduation. Believe s/he also gets some sort of award.
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
And the stories they would tell, it would be hilarious I bet, relatable to more folks too!!
It is understandable for some folks to dislike a sarcastic wisecrack. Some psychologists see it as “hostility disguised as humor.”
Yet, TV fans love Ron Swanson, Chandler Bing, Dr. Gregory House, Sheldon Cooper, and Stewie Griffin. Sarcasm works well in the art and literary sense as it can convey character complexity.
#4
Marcos Valencia 1 year ago (edited)
Dad here. Yes, but probably because mom started in September (!) and, by when I joined (after the Spanish Constitution day on the 6th of December, which seams reasonable to me) she already had done all the job. Isn't that dirty playing?
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Single dad here. I do all my christmas shopping super early. Like December 18th.
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Joanne Mendonza-Earle 1 year ago
Years ago I gave my stepson a gift cert to his fave tattoo place for Christmas. He was like 'is this real? Oh my god! Thank you Joanne....cause I know dad had nothing to do with this one.' lol
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
My father worked long, physically grueling days in pain. Last thing we expected of him was to shop for anything.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Mom always signed everything Mom and Dad. Dad was vaguely aware that there was a gift-giving occasion.
#5
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
If you haven’t seen Minus One yet, go do it now. Shin Godzilla was great effects & campy. I promise Godzilla-1 will make you cry even if you’ve only half a ♡.
K- THULU 1 year ago
Agree with you totally.... best thing I've seen in years....
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badmotorfinger 1 year ago
It's super cool that he posed like that for them.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Since I was a kid, I've always had a soft spot for Gojira since it was created by human-made radiation bombs. Can't find fault with it's nasty attitude towards humans.
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
There's somebody who either has a great sense of humor or a keen insight into their own ability to describe the problem.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I hate it when people take their bad mood out on the "innocent", be they clerks or customer service. I got in the habit of saying, right off the bat, I know you're not to blame, but I'm really angry about this situation, so just let my anger drip off you. Usually, they let me rant, then found a solution.
Lotekguy 1 year ago
I do the same. The need to vent needs to be tempered with remembering that the one on the other end of the line ISN'T the one who caused the problem.
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Sarcasm tends to draw laughs in satire, especially when it touches on societal issues. We may not find it laughable in real life, but somehow, we see the humor when expressed through an art form.
As an article from Oxford University points out, laughter is the natural reaction to a satirical play because it acknowledges that changing things isn’t within our power.
#7
M B 1 year ago (edited)
I've meet them too... (sings bee gee's "I started a joke..")
Load More Replies... Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
I know a lot of polite ways to say somebody is stupid, so don't get me started!
Lotekguy 1 year ago
"Bless your heart!" is the main one in the U.S. southern states.
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MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Well I guess I need to back up a lot faster before I get any older!!
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
I also like the one from Firefly 'You weren't blessed with an over abundance of schooling were you'
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David 1 year ago
hah. like those fake restoration videos on youtube (I know there are also real ones) where they take something new(ish) and then trash the heck out of it until they bury it in the mud somewhere. Then reverse the segments starting with "finding" it in the mud all rusty adn scratched.
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sadmrguna 1 year ago
Oh I wish. My baby NEVER slept through any kind of location change. The worst is when it's getting close to naptime but you're still driving. They fall asleep in the car. You try to carefully transfer them to the cot, but OF COURSE they wake up. And that's it. That was the nap. 10 minutes. It still makes me cry just remembering it......
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
And then they’re miserable, adorable little sods because they haven’t had enough sleep. And when they finally crash at night you collapse on the sofa and don’t want to move for half a year. Been there, done that
Load More Replies... Excited Panda 1 year ago
...or the converse, falling asleep at a restaurant and waking up in your crib in a dark room.
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Or going to sleep in your car driving down the road and waking up in the hospital peeing thru a straw, LOL!
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
...And that's the reason Ambien does not mix with my Bipolar I and Anxiety meds.
Irony and sarcasm also go hand in hand, and they can perfectly express a situation’s absurdity. Sometimes, it may be slightly insulting, as seen in these photos. But as long as there is no malicious intent, it will draw a giggle or two.
#10
keyboardtek 1 year ago
The tip of my finger broke a blood vessel carrying plastic bags. It turned blue and was numb for a week. I cut a 6 inch piece of 2 inch diameter dowel and screwed a large hook onto the center. I now hook three bags onto it and have a handle!
PhaseWitFact 1 year ago
Or instead of being an eco disaster, get a sturdy cloth& steel basket with handles on both sides. Easy to shop with, put in car truck, carry, and unpack
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
When you get old, you'll buy yourself one of those personal shopping carts, and you'll forget all about this period in your life.
#11
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
It's so freaking weird to fetishize udders, I'll never understand hairless apes
David 1 year ago
I always envisioned the franchise as something thinking, "You know, zoning won't let us put a strip club everywhere and some folks are embarrassed to be seen in a strip club. Let's put a bit of clothing on them and have them pretend to like old fat balding men as they pay too much for food they could get elsewhere" Full disclosure - I've never actually been to a Hooters but I've seen pics / video / read their menu online.
#12
Biofish23 1 year ago
I WISH we got to square dance at school. Sounds way more fun than the school sanctioned bullying sessions that passed for PE.
Bored Retsuko 1 year ago
"school sanctioned bullying sessions that passed for PE" is the aptest description ever!
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Jason Romine 1 year ago (edited)
Public school can't teach you how to do your taxes because public school can't know what kind of taxes you're going to end up having to do. If they taught ALL the students how to do ALL the taxes, it would take forever, and you'd still roast them later on for wasting so much time teaching you about tax breaks for children when you don't have any.
Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
I see where you're coming from, but they can at least hit the basics -- what do you do if you have one or more W2 jobs -- and when to tap out and get more help.
Load More Replies... Colleen Glim 1 year ago
I just learned that our school system is offering a financial awareness class and bringing back home ec! It’s about damn time! We’re teaching them calculus and they can’t count change. And microwaving a pizza pocket is the extent of their cooking skills.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Based on global rankings of educational systems, U.S students consistently score lower in math and science than students from many other countries. I think our new motto is "Keep them undereducated because it makes them more malleable". Seems to be working perfectly for Trump and the all shyster politicians. BTW, shyster is from the German word: Scheisse.
Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
I favor a law where high schools have to offer a class called "Common Goddam Sense" where they teach you how to balance a checkbook, clean a bathtub, check your oil, and yes, file taxes.
DelvianBlue 1 year ago
In all fairness, at least in my part of the US, schools don't get to choose what to teach students. The state government decides what schools can teach and releases standards that teachers have to follow. The students have to pass high-stakes tests on the standards to graduate, so teachers never have time to teach outside the standards. As a science teacher I've been begging to teach about climate change and microplastics for years, but nope, not in the standards.
fly on the wall 1 year ago
Teachers get a bum rap. They don't set the curriculum. It comes down from on high ; school board, department of education etc who are pushing their own favorite hobby horses. Teachers are the under paid, under appreciated pawns of the system.
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CD King 1 year ago
I still can’t do my taxes and I don’t have the Tear for Fears album I won at a middle school square dancing competition.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
I had to pretend I hated square dancing like everyone else, but the truth is that I loved it. :) The Virginia Reel is so much fun. My grandparents from Kentucky regularly went to the dances and my grandma had the most amazing outfits. She used to make matching ones for my dolls.
In an earlier section, we mentioned Chandler Bing, a character popularized by the late Matthew Perry. He is an excellent example of how to make sarcasm seem endearing.
YouTube compilations of Chandler’s snarky moments are available for fans of the show to look back on. Feel free to take some cues, as well.
#13
Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
"I slept like a baby last night!" "Oh, cool." "... by which I mean I woke up sobbing every three hours."
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Gotta turn that TV off sooner pal and don't forget to remove the extra pillow.
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Sue Phillips 1 year ago
I threw mine out looking in the mirror. I wasn't even moving at the time. I felt something pull while just standing there.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
That first morning you wake up in pain after 8 hours of sleep. Usually begins in your 40's and that's when you begin to fully realize your impending mortality.
Upstaged75 1 year ago
Last year I seriously hurt my knee while sitting at my desk. I pushed back too hard in my rolling chair and it caught on the carpet. :)
Ilia Bauer 1 year ago
Below a certain age, "Oo ee ooh ah ah" is a song. After a certain age, it's the noises you make getting out of a chair. "Ting tang walla walla bing bang" are the noises you make trying not to wake the whole household but wind up causing an avalanche of pots and pans in the kitchen instead.
#15
Kangaroo 1 year ago
Me too! But come to think of it, I’ve never actually seen them in stores…..
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ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
I really want to buy some now though. Never ever in my life seen them in stores.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
The dollar store sells them. I can buy as many bags as I like and my dentist rubs his hands in glee
Now, we’d like to hear from you, readers. Which of these memes did you most identify with? Are you a fan of the snarky humor in many of these posts? Comment below!
#16
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
This November will be 10 years since I’ve given up on Facebook, and Friendster & MySpace before it. I deleted Twitter when the trust fund Dunning-Kruger incel bought it. I keep Insta, but only occasionally photodump. As with BP, I never, ever go back to read comments or replies. It turns out I stay in much better contact with my core group of friends & spend exponentially more time with them in person than I did when using the socials. It’s too easy to think of Facebook scrolling, posting & commenting as maintaining healthy interactions. I feel and am so much closer to my people without online interactions.
Koalafied to komment 1 year ago
I totally feel you (and I need to write that down even if you won't read it). I deleted all social media 5 years ago and it was the best decision ever! For my mental health, for my relationships and the way I'm spending my free time. BP doesn't count as social media for me, but one could discuss this one.
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Lucy Covington 1 year ago
15 years no Facebook, never had Insta, Twitter etc. Occasional scrolls through Reddit and Bored Panda are my limit. Have never felt I've missed out on anything.
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David Paterson 1 year ago
Not of you're married. If you're married then you can't forget that someone exists, no matter how much you want to.
Kipper 1 year ago
I've never been on FB, Twitter, X, Instagram or Tiktok. BP is my only site and I'm perfectly happy!
Panda Pandemic 1 year ago
Does this guy have one of those men in black memory eraser thinga mabobs that I don't know about? How can he just forget like that? Does he have no way to store memories? Is he prone to amnesia? I have so many questions and not enough answers. SEND HELP!!!
Kelly Hartle 1 year ago
That's what the "Unfollow" is for--you don't have to see them, but they never know, so they can't confront you about it.
#17
JoeKing 1 year ago
Been on them for 2 years.. I'd rather have peace & quiet in my mind and be able to function day-to-day.
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Lol. I had an identical conversation with my psychiatrist, except it was the other way around. She asked me if I'd be okay with the sexual side effects, and I said it wouldn't be a problem. On our first check-in appointment, she asked me if I was experiencing anything of those side-effects. I told her I had no idea, as I hadn't had sex in at least two years. She asked me "I thought you said you were married?". I am, why do you think I'm so depressed? I've been divorced for 2 years now, and never been happier and more at peace. I discovered after the divorce that the medication does make it nearly impossible for me to climax, but yeah, I'll take that over crushing depression and a constant desire to unalive myself.
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Rosie 1 year ago
I'll take my antidepressants over sex any day. One side effect is lack of libido so I don't even miss the sex because there's no desire to have it. I'm ok with this.
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Lowrider 56 1 year ago
Yeah, unfortunately that is a very real side effect of anti-depressants. But, my family never has to walk on eggshells anymore! I was a real a*****e.
EagleEyePanda 1 year ago
If a therapist had said that to me, I would have found another therapist.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
It doesn't matter how much sex she's having doc because it's your duty to be empathetic and not to downplay, nearly to the point of ridicule, her concerns. Personally, I'd be shopping around for another therapist because this one is cold.
fly on the wall 1 year ago
Nope. It gets better. Maybe not as frequent but better. Maybe because one becomes more empathetic and appreciate. (80+)
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
My Dad brought some back to Michigan in the late 60's/early 70's. Only illegal act I've ever witnessed from him. A buddy and I were lighting off firecrackers with punks (kind of like incense). As my buddy was timidly reaching out with a punk, to light off a firecracker, my Dad tossed a lit M-80 about 10 feet behind him. To this day, I have never witnessed the same vertical leap.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Ahyep, swing by the packie for some tall boys with a trunk-load of fireworks, then off to the quarry. I lived in a small town. This was something we did.
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
It's the plants own fault they die under my care. Mini dino starts screeching and reenacting Jurassic Park when I don't water her, and plants just sit there, wilting
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
After many plants I decided for a plastic one and place it in my balcony. I don't know if the wind blew it or commited suicide but found it smashed on the street. And yeah, I don't have or intend to have kids or pets.
Nadine Debard 1 year ago
1. I'm going to take such good care of you. 2. Oops it's almost dead. I must water it a lot more. 3. Oh... OK now it's dead for sure.
Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
Some people have green thumbs, others have black thumbs. I've met people who say they can kill a plant just by looking at it.
tee-lena 1 year ago
If I bring it home it dies. I've killed air plants. My mom? Green goddess herself. She can heal any plant
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B Jean the Jelly Bean 1 year ago
Every time I brought a new plant home my Dad would say to my husband..."Oh loo... Another inmate for death row!". 😐
Child of the Stars 1 year ago
This is why I like succulents. I can water them on a "Hmm, I haven't watered you in a while" basis.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
15 Easy Indoor Plants for Beginners. Minimal effort required. https://www.provenwinners.com/leafjoy/easy-indoor-plants
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago (edited)
Autism and ADHD for me. Me becoming an edgy goth girl teenager was destiny
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Gale Christensen 1 year ago
But I WAS an old soul. I always felt more at home doing adult things. Being friends with adults. I never had friends my age, because they were all so noisy and obnoxious.
Montanavanna 1 year ago
I think old soul kids are either recently reincarnated (not much time spent on the other side before coming back) or have had an abundance of reincarnations giving them knowledge of the nature of things. Maybe, perhaps.
Mammuttipähkinä 1 year ago
I have been told that i'm not acting up my age - i was developing bpd
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XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 1 year ago
...eating funyuns. I hike too, but a girl's gotta have some life balance lol.
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BS Detector 1 year ago
I live in Arizona at the bottom of a trailhead of a mountain foothill there are a lot of hikers, but not as many as they claim to be.
keyboardtek 1 year ago
Hiking is 90% looking down watching where you step so you don't fall on your face, 9% just seeing trees around you, and 1% going "Ooh!" at a scenic overlook.
Mammuttipähkinä 1 year ago (edited)
Hiking is pain. Bugs, sore muscles, rain, cold night, uncomfy bed, sweat, freezing cold water (in north europe), and yet i love it. The moment when you sit at a log with warm soup, watching the forest and realising that your next plan is to walk a little more and see where to put your tent makes me feel so free and recharging. No stress, no schedules, just simple life: rest and food. I'll add here that i am also a major couch potato when i'm not in the forest.
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
Hulu has convinced me that this is a “life lesson” that can be taught by DJ in an episode of Full House. The one where she, along with Kimmie & Keanu, free climbs what can only be described as monumentally high cliff. Then decides to break up with Steve because he got off the phone so Suzanne Somers could use it since her archaic mobile phone was dead. The moral of the episode was living life to its fullest doesn’t involve hiking, climbing mountains or the outdoors, but it may include the mall.
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Could involve a hot tub on a cool morning in a cabin at the mountains
#22
Marcos Valencia 1 year ago
First person is asking for a pic in the bath and she should be the weird one?
Thomas Grant 1 year ago
Why would you leave after recieving a hilarious photo? Some people have no taste.
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Freya the Wanderer 1 year ago
The Mango Moron will never live down "concept of a plan."
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Marat Singh Farout 1 year ago
Please please don't deny it its a good scrip and its for non fun d***s
Ima Manimal 1 year ago
Like how it takes Walgreens 45 minutes to find your prescription that they texted and said it was ready
Donna Peluda 1 year ago
Same in Spain with any public administration. Need to change my notification address, stares at the screen as if he had just been teleported from the stone age.
Goat express 1 year ago
Seems like there's a lot of turnover and young people working at the pharmacies I've been to recently.
#24
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Don’t feed them after midnight! Everybody knows this
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
I woke myself up once by exclaiming, "NO, that's NOT how you draw a cartoon hearse." Still have no idea what that was about.
Catherine Hutt 1 year ago
My husband told me yesterday that I said, in my sleep but out loud, “First, who are they? What did they do? Is there a reasonable chance of conviction?” No idea what I was dreaming about.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Reminds me of the stuff my brother says while awake (and sober)! Like 'It's in the sock, squishy, squishy sock'. No, neither he nor us understood what that meant!
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Hairy Weisenheimmer 1 year ago
Wait until you’re 60 and do all that just getting off the couch
Child of the Stars 1 year ago
When I was 2, my mom did a cartwheel, but she fell as she was coming down. Except instead of hurting herself, she landed on me and broke my leg.
KillerKiwi 1 year ago
I knew a girl whose mom fell down the stairs holding her when she was a baby and broke her femur. She brought it up quite frequently.
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Manic Mama 1 year ago
We googly eyed our manager's office. And did Elf on the Shelf as well. She loved it.
Load More Replies... Kelly Hartle 1 year ago
Our local Olive Garden had a picture of a large Italian family. Someone put googly eyes on each of them.
rckblykitn 1 year ago
One of my coworkers spent 2 or 3 weeks slowly putting more and more googly eyes on items at another coworkers desk and cube area. He had no idea who was doing it. The last day, she set up a scavenger hunt for him around the entire building, and each stop contained a paper bag (with several sets of googly eyes) that finally lead him right back to his desk, where she was waiting for him with a 5x7 picture frame completely filled with googly eyes, finally revealing her as the culprit. It was hilarious to watch and he's a good sport and kept them all up, and the paper bags all lined up on the side of his desk. The photo frame is displayed proudly next to his monitors.
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Jessica Scott 1 year ago
I've seen this before. Here's the rest: Boss: Do you think that was appropriate? Employee: Yes.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
Once got some trouble because a customer complained. He parked right in the way that we had to use to get to our storage. Didn't call him stupid though, I said that this particular spot is a stupid place to park in
Hassel Davidhoff 1 year ago
I mean, I'm like this with people. I get so sick of the stupid stuff people post and say. When I was a kid I had some suspicions that adults weren't actually that smart but I had no idea the situation was so dire.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
People working with the public don't earn enough money to be getting it from both sides. Yes, Boss, some of the customers are so dumb I'm astounded they found their way here. I lack the training to communicate with simpletons.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
In self checkout people get slower and stupider. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
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ALittleKnownGoddess 1 year ago
Despise self checkouts, particularly in those stores where the bag side is so sensitive that a puff of wind will set it off, and then everyone looks at you as if either you're a thief or an inconsiderate bastard who's holding them up. (I'm looking at you Stop'n'Shop)
TuesdayDangerGirl 1 year ago
Yes, the bag side does suck but our Stop'n'Shop now has scanners which I love. I set my bags up in the cart and bag my groceries while shopping (after scanning, of course) When I get to self-checkout, all I do is scan the checkout barcode off the handheld scanner and Viola! I pay and GTFO since it's already bagged.
Load More Replies... CG 1 year ago
The reason I dislike self checkouts is whenever I have discounted items, I need a cashier to approve the discount. And given that I'm a bargain shopper, who usually does groceries late (close to 8PM), the self checkout is the only isle available. I just find it more convenient whenever there's an open isle, because the cashier can approve the discount much quicker.
Auntriarch 1 year ago
And if you have alcohol then thing bleeps until one of the poor workers at the real checkout comes over to confirm that I (with my senior discount) am indeed old enough to purchase it legally
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 1 year ago
I haven't used a regular checkout in years now. I prefer to bag my own things in the way I like. I'm really fast at the whole process too. And no I don't feel like I'm "working for the store". That's stupid.
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
I heard someone saying self check-outs replace workers, but not, they're making the shopping faster, so they can serve more people. There's a supermarket near my house that opened self check-out but haven't closed any of the other lanes, just turned 10 people cues to 6 people cues.
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Linda Roy 1 year ago
And when you rest your purse on a flat spot you can grab your wallet, you get a "unexpected item in bagging area" error message.
CG 1 year ago
For me, the scales in the bagging area are so sensitive that my reusable bag moving ever so slightly causes the "unexpected item in bagging area" message to go off.
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sofacushionfort 1 year ago
They’ve replaced the cashier lines, but didn’t add more post-scan counter space. So if you put the scanned and bagged items into your cart, AI halts the transaction until the attendant can fix it (while monitoring eleven other stations).
Marat Singh Farout 1 year ago
Those shelves to hold prescanned items will not hold up bagged fruit because someone's precious stood on it
Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 1 year ago
I'm good at self checkouts, and I ussually help my grandpa with them, but the ones and Food 4 Less r so stupid, like ok, we scanned the item, how do we pay theres no button, idk the stupid id number of the item, y in the world no you need to know if it food or drrink, why is the call for assistant button BEHIND the computer! I advise u, do not use self checkout at food 4 less, noow I know why the self checkout place was completly empty.
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Kelly Scott 1 year ago
The one on the left is photoshopped. You can see where they cut her arm off.
Angela C 1 year ago
And yet the Apple cult will insist on upgrading every year whether they need to or not because they *have* to have the latest phone
whineygingercat 1 year ago
I'm an Android user. I ONLY upgrade my phone when the current one stops working.
Load More Replies... Excited Panda 1 year ago
I imagine that none of them know each other, and silently chuckle to themselves that the other two are wearing the same dress, not realizing that they too are wearing it...
Stephanie Did It 1 year ago
The current release is now being touted as "working with @pple intelligence!" What were the previous models working with? Kumquat programming? This is why I stick with Android.
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Glix Drap 1 year ago
Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.
Dragons Exist 1 year ago (edited)
What's that supposed to do against your house flooding and molding, bricks only help the wind damage
Load More Replies... Steve Robert 1 year ago
But tRump said global warming is a hoax. Can't wait until his "club" is underwater.
Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
And don't forget our friends in California, who seem determined to build their houses on top of cliffs right by the ocean.
Richienotsorich 1 year ago
And building it out of wood again. It's almost like 'y'all' have never heard of the 3 little pigs!
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Their insurance payments must be through the roof. Too many world leaders are telling their citizens to go make babies, even though 8 billion people have pushed our planet into climate chaos. Soon, there'll be no place that's safe from climate disasters. Heck, look at what happened in Asheville, NC up in the Blue Ridge Mountains. Think any of those residents expected a flood?
frederick clause 1 year ago
Insurance is only expensive if they can find anyone willing to insure them again.
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Lauren K 1 year ago
I couldn’t understand the watermelon ones. Or the lemon/chocolate ones. I find that combo revolting. Funny enough that was my best friend’s wedding cake flavor.
Tempest 1 year ago
I’ve seen a spicy chicken wings version (in China). Seriously concerned about anyone who would buy that! IMG_5571-6...9e-png.jpg 
Upstaged75 1 year ago
I just saw Oreo Coke in the soda aisle last week. WTF? That sounds absolutely heinous!
Hoi-Polloi 1 year ago
I tried to keep up, but they lost me -- utterly -- with the Coca-Cola flavored Oreos. That's just against God, man.
Colin Matthews 1 year ago (edited)
My daughter asked me to taste one. Satan now owns my tastebuds
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highwaycrossingfrog 1 year ago
Have you seen how many flavours there are?
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I need a nap. 1 year ago
There are currently coca-cola Oreos. And there’s Oreo Coke. They’re quote on quote “besties”.
Ima Manimal 1 year ago
Just the other day, I stopped and looked and thought, “remember when Oreos were Oreos”
Upstaged75 1 year ago
LOL, I just posted about that! I'm a fan of Coke Zero - mostly for the caffeine in the morning. But I wouldn't touch that monstrosity with a 10 foot pole. It sounds disgusting.
Load More Replies... MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
Why would you mess with a good thing?, like a hamburger joint wanting to sell tacos; beyond me!!
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Glix Drap 1 year ago
Spike Milligan wanted "I told you I was ill" put on his headstone. It wasn't allowed so he had "Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite" put instead. Same thing but in Gaelic.
Nonna_SoF 1 year ago
American TV personality Merv Griffin's tombstone says, "I will NOT be right back after this message."
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Sarah Suelzle 1 year ago
I already had the phobia. The movie just confirmed it and then added epic visuals.
Arthur Waite 1 year ago
That was a good series of movies. Haven't seen them in reruns for a long time. Sigh.
Richard Rice 1 year ago
I added this to swimming in the ocean, putting my hand in the garbage disposal to retrieve something, and clowns. I'm like a cat. I sit in a box and pretend I'm safe.
TuesdayDangerGirl 1 year ago
You can use tongs to get stuff out of the disposal!
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Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
Was heading up I-65 outside B'ham Al. A stake bed truck hauling truck tires ahead of me...yup! One of those bad boys rolled out the back. Bowm...Bowm...Bowm... bounced just a few feet from driver's side on the way by. Freaked my GF, now wife, the f*** out.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I never drove behind trucks with open/semi-open beds whether it was huge logs or tiny gravel. If I couldn't pass, I'd pull to the shoulder and read giving the truck time to get distance between us.
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Bob Brooce 1 year ago
Almost heaven, West Jamaica True ridge mountains Shining shining down the river All my friends there Older than those ridge Younger than the mountains Blowin′ like a breeze
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Yvonne Blau 1 year ago
This just made me go to YT and watch the screaming cowboy, had a great laugh before going to bed. Thank you! :D
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
Not really the point but is John Denver country? I always thought of it more as folk music.
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Evagating Beewolf (she/they) 1 year ago
ps: if you've emailed me and are waiting for a response, sorry
Load More Replies... Ima Manimal 1 year ago
“ I’m sorry I slapped you. I was afraid you wouldn’t shut up and I panicked”
Don't listen to me 1 year ago
I still haven't replied to some of last Christmas's messages. And lookee it's nearly time for Christmas again already.
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Lea Panthera 1 year ago
Ohhhhh so that's the reason why her username is @baddanadanabad
Load More Replies... EagleEyePanda 1 year ago
Why on earth would your therapist tell the OP details about her personal life?!
Kalikima 1 year ago
That's what I was thinking! That's wildly unprofessional..
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
It just landed on Netflix, so I'm finally going to be able to watch it.
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ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
You can file a civil tort for any claim of wrongdoing by another individual. Tho, there are varied punitive actions for filing frivolous lawsuits.
Kelly Scott 1 year ago
That's how Time magazine finally got rid of all the frivolous lawsuits Scientology threw at them when they were investigating that cult.
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Melissa Dowling 1 year ago
My favorite is that you can sue the person your spouse cheated with for "alienation of affection."
Tony Chambers 1 year ago
I was once sued for "loss of marital consortium" after a minor fender bender. It was tossed out.
Livingwithcfs 1 year ago
If you can sue people, can you sue God? I'll start with the human body and its plumbing and then go from there
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dremetrius 1 year ago
Yup. Could even use another minute or so. Also it's best if some of the cheese melts into the pan and you get the most gorgeous and delicious crispy browned cheese bubbles.
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Khavrinen 1 year ago
Actually, I usually end up doing it the other way around. I start out the first side low and slow, until the cheese starts melting, then after I flip it I get impatient and turn up the heat a little bit. Then a little more, then a little more, then, all of a sudden discover I went too far.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I have a variety of grilled cheese sandwiches 4-5 times a week. The new electric stove installed in my flat that replaced the perfectly good one that I liked, cooks around the edges, but leaves the center barely cooked. That center cap doesn't heat up equally, so I have to grill my sandwich along the skillet edge in sections.
BeesEelsAndPups 1 year ago
Sorry, but this is maybe the easiest thing to make well. You can even make it in the oven if you're really prone to burning them. 230 C / 450 F for 10 minutes.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
It’s a good day when you manage golden brown deliciousness on both sides
featherytoad 1 year ago
Mayo does this better than butter. I have never had a perfectly browned, crispy grilled cheese like I do with mayo. It's less greasy also.
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EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇩🇿🇵🇸 1 year ago (edited)
We just call it a toastie. Put two bits of bread under the grill with a bit of cheese. A grilled cheese is fried on the pan. The things you learn.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
"I don't feel like going out tonight" truth, and I giveth not a toss how it looks
Mammuttipähkinä 1 year ago
My favorite answer: "i'm already occupied" (for being at my home by myself)
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
If I don't want to go/do something I just say, "Thank you so much for thinking of me, but I have plans". The fact my plans are to put on my flannel jammies, grab cozy blankie and binge watch "Vera" on BritBox, is completely irrelevent.
Probably Legal 1 year ago
Who are we to deny what has already been set in motion: I have other plans
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𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋 1 year ago
So they have a place to hide all of their many snacks. Which they inevitably forget about. Which then go bad and ruin the washing machine and clump together of course.
CrunChewy McSandybutt 1 year ago
The irony is that baby clothes have pockets, yet women's slacks still don't.
Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
My wife is going to a baby shower in a couple days, found one of those bibs. This one says "Single and Unemployed"
Stephanie Barr 1 year ago
Where else do you put those cute rocks and sticks? That little frog you found?
Nemesis Tomato 1 year ago
My 2.5 year old nephew is visiting and I don't know if he needs his pockets, but he LOVES THEM.
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Colin Matthews 1 year ago
I lost some sausages in the back of the freezer. My daughter dubbed them "losages"
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I can see the harbor from my window and wistfully think of this peace. But then there's having to put something on and actually walking to the harbor. Way too much effort. Oh, look! A police procedural on Britbox I haven't seen.
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ManBlob 1 year ago
I mostly use Google Maps to see how long does it take to get to work... Where I've been for the last three years.
detective miller's hat 1 year ago
I use it to check for traffic, as my commute is just over an hour each way. I would much rather take the back roads than sit in traffic on the NY Thruway.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago (edited)
Also. Nobody ever truly died in Supernatural. Wait a few episodes and they’ll be resurrected one way or another
Cybele Spanjaard 1 year ago
My natural radar still functions, if I have been to a place once I remember the way home, and I can return !!
Kelly Hartle 1 year ago
They're building a new interstate near us that isn't on GPS yet. We drove on it and our car had a nervous breakdown.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I never had GPS in my vehicles. Bought one, but never installed it. Just used maps. I figured if they got me all over this country, I think I'm going to make it to my destination. When Google Maps became available, I switched from paper to digital.
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Excited Panda 1 year ago
...11 months and 263 pages after first telling you that it's low on ink and you need to replace the cartridge.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Y'all know how expensive printer ink is, so after changing them out, and still getting blank pages, I turned to the internet for answers. I got plenty. Unfortunately, I didn't have a clue what any of the suggestions meant, so I ordered a new printer while online. At my age, time is precious, and I'm not wasting it d!cking around with technology that I don't grasp.
Sue User 1 year ago
I print so little that if i absolutely have to print i go to the library. Ten cents a copy.
Load More Replies... Catharina Geerts 1 year ago
Every printer I ever had. Now I don't print any more and from the last one I have, I only use the scan-function
Eunice Bentley 1 year ago
remind me how I'm supposed to do thing you ask of me. It shut off it's own internet connection the other night and I was going crazy trying to fix it. Turn it off and turn it on again works.
Jeremy Klaxon 1 year ago
It is beyond me that people keep buying ink printers instead of laser ones. Who needs colour anyway
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Mary Peace 1 year ago
But I'm looking at the picture and I can't see the pond! How can you ponder without a pond?
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Toothless Feline 1 year ago
Me too. And I ate the last ones I had last night. 🥺
Load More Replies... Panda Pandemic 1 year ago
While trying to find another series on Netflix to watch. I highly recommend a discovery of witches to anyone that is into fantasy.
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Tobias Reaper 1 year ago
now that is a chonky boy on the scale of chonkers he is "oh lord he coming"
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
The owner that did that to him needs to be shot. Or maybe force fed nothing but sugar and then not get treatment for diabetes and all their other problems.
Sven Grammersdorf 1 year ago
I keep my cats' food bowls full all the time and none of them are anywhere close to that size
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
38 POUNDS?!!! My girl is 18 pounds and has been on a diet for two months now. Poor kitty
Falafal salad 1 year ago
My cat’s 9 pounds. I leave food out for him 24/7 and he grazes when he wants. He goes out and gets plenty of exercise though. 38 pound is nuts.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I lived with cats of all sorts, and some of them did have weight problems, which was monitored and controlled. Not easy, but I had a responsibility. So, I simply can't wrap my head around a person letting this poor cat's weight get so out of hand.
Christine M Quigley 1 year ago
Most likely an elderly person. But the same can be said of parents that let their children get morbidly obese.
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CG 1 year ago
Would be the equivalent of injecting speed into one arm, and horse tranquilizer in the other?
Nonna_SoF 1 year ago
I suspect that would let you sleep for the rest of your life... your very short life.
Load More Replies... brookeannsimmer 1 year ago
I didn't know I was lactose intolerant for years because my main symptom was exhaustion, so every time I had a coffee with cream my body was just fighting with itself
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I have to drink an excessive amount of coffee to feel the effects. I fall asleep during or right after having a 12oz cup often enough. I lived in the Northern Midwest for a spell, and they'll drink coffee at 10 at night, then go off to bed soon after.
lisa_l_ross58 1 year ago
I usually have a coffee before bed. It helps me sleep.
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Scott Rackley 1 year ago
I like to play this dangerous game where I take an ambien and some ex lax. It's thrilling.
The Shark 1 year ago
That sounds like the beginner version of when I accidentally swallowed my AM meds--including but not limited to 800mg caffeine and enough ADHD meds to medicate a classroom--right before bed. Was debating forcing myself to throw them up, but what a waste and there was a shortage, so left it with 2 Tylenol PM, a weed gummy and some all natural pure exhaustion. 🤦🏼♀️ Ironically, I still fell asleep. Yay for crazy, unhealthy tolerances.
Kristal 1 year ago
Hmm, what does happen in that scenario? Is it like bring tired but can't sleep?
Sky Render 1 year ago
Depending on your specific biology, it will either make you even more sleepy, keep you awake, or cancel the effects of each out. It's very much an "F around and find out" scenario as a result.
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badmotorfinger 1 year ago
How to say you're single and bitter without saying you're single and bitter.
Sara 1 year ago
....or they just have a sense of humor. Maybe you'll find one someday.
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ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
OP may be a crazy psycho b***h but she's got spectacular sand penmanship.
Je souhaite 1 year ago
Well vacations are supposed to be stress free and this would ruin it for some people
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Pernille 1 year ago (edited)
Same,and don't get me started on how annoying everyone were just after I stopped smoking, it was like the entire world wanted me to go back to smoking.
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
That one time I was really hungry and overheated and desperately needed the bathroom, suddenly everyone started BEGGING me to murder them and then mutilate the corpses.
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troufaki13 1 year ago
I watch it when google photos decide to remind me of that day 7 years ago 😫
Kelly Scott 1 year ago
That's why I posted the pics in a forum so everyone HAD to look at them.
BS Detector 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... I think this of everything people obsessively record, (concerts kids choir, 3rd grade graduation, etc)
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ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
No one on BP can believe the posters can't read the comments they write.
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Me especially, though that's probably because I don't have any so it'd raise a few questions.
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Lea Panthera 1 year ago
"To Whom It May Concerneth" Shakespearean, confusing, mind-boggling
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The Scout 1 year ago
In a German town near me the town was sued and ruled agaist by the court - not because of the extreme level of speed supervision or the fact that their budget was 90% speeding fines, but because they absolutely refused to do those speed checks at real accident prone points, as doing them on a long, straight road was more profitable. You simply do not speed at a confusing crossroad with low visibility, so not much to gain there. Better set a completely random speed limit in the middle of a long straight four lane freeway and enjoy the earnings. The court ruled that they did not have the right to do that unless they used at least 30% of their traffic supervision capabilities for "real" accident prevention.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 1 year ago
My home town does this too. We all know where to slow down, but if you're not from the are you're definitely going to get a ticket. The cops sit right where the speed limit drops down significantly. (In all fairness it's because you're passing through a village where people are crossing the street and turning in to various stores - many people use the main road on the way to somewhere else think it's fine to blow through like they're in a race.)
Kelly Scott 1 year ago
On the road to my place along an 11 mile stretch of road, we have three 45mph zones, three 35mph zones, one 40 mph zone, and two 30mph zones.
Anonymous Fox 1 year ago
Look, if you put the brakes from a Porsche GT3 in a Smart, it could theoretically slow down in time.
René Sauer 1 year ago
yeah, in Germany too. in my City there is a stretch of road, three quarters of a mile long, that has two schools at the ends and a retirement home in the middle. And the speed limit in front of these facilities is 18 mp/h (normal speed limit is 30 mp/h in cities). Instead of simply making that whole street 18 mp/h, they only did it in front of the buildings. So annoying.
David Morgan 1 year ago
Drive at 20 the whole way. It's a limit, not a target. It's their problem if there's a 15-mile tailback... /s
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Excited Panda 1 year ago
...then realizing that you're at an in-person meeting.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 1 year ago
I got busted for that last week. My boss asked me if I'd done something (I had) but I wasn't paying attention so I said "I'll have to check". It's no wonder she treats me like I'm stupid sometimes. :)
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Bonnie Buttons 1 year ago
Why are you downvoted for that? Let me fix that for you...
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René Sauer 1 year ago
One observation I made with these stickers, around 20 years ago, was the type of vehicle they were on. Often small hatchbacks, at least 10-15 years old, from somewhat cheaper brands. Back then I have never seen them on, like, Mercedes or BMWs 😁
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detective miller's hat 1 year ago
No way, I could sit on the beach forever. As long as I have an umbrella, a chair, and a book, I'll sit there all dang day, every day.
BarfyCat 1 year ago
I recommend a long-sleeve shirt, ankle-length skirt, a giant sun hat and a beach umbrella!
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troufaki13 1 year ago
The people who have questions at the end of a meeting should have a special place in hell 😠
Jason 1 year ago
One of senior leadership where I worked required questions at the end of meetings and would call on people randomly if he got none. The few times he called on me I gave pretty pointed questions. He never called on me again. Worked out
Load More Replies... The Scout 1 year ago
I regularly get paid to sit in online meetings for two or three hours, often not even saying a single word except "bye, see you next week...". But I am OK with this, as it isn't MY money.
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Matt Du 1 year ago
Forgive me, I haven't dated in over 30 years so probably a lot out of touch. But I hated when a date asked lots of questions, one now and again and let it flow is ok but constant one after another felt more like an interview for the job than a conversation. I always did movie then dinner, so I had something unimportant to talk about.
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Lea Panthera 1 year ago
Still typing because they're explaining the sob story about how their mother never let them take showers as a kid-
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Pencil McGovern 1 year ago
I saw one of these that read "You Are My Today." Who is it for, people filing for divorce tomorrow? I still don't understand it.
Gavin Johnson 1 year ago
I’ve got a ‘Silence Kills’ note on my front door. It reminds me to talk when I need support. Anyone who visits my home knows that I had a breakdown and was suicidal for a period. Cost me way less than 10.99 😂
ॐBoyGanesh 1 year ago
I’ve always wondered if the popularity of signs with trite sayings and obvious words are marketed to people who don’t have an internal monologue.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 1 year ago
My son told me he was listening to some oldies and I asked what era, thinking something from the 70s, and he said the late 1990s.
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Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Thought you were hot, guess what, you're not! YOU ARE BREAD, BREAD, BREAD. Brought your whole adventure to a screeching halt. YOU ARE BREAD, BREAD, BREAD. This dimension cuts like a knife - what a pitiful waste of a human life!
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Nikki Gross 1 year ago
Well, since Mom was a Widow she basically filled the role of Mom and Dad. We would still go out on Father's Day to the cemetery, see Dad and put out his Flowers, Coors Beer and Marlboro Red.
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Neon 1 year ago
In a previous post someone asked "Are you high" and you my sir nailed it.... They were feathers if anything...?????? :) (and Yes i am high)
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Lee Gilliland 1 year ago
They had feathers, which then mutated into hair in mammals. And now you've learned something, surprise!
Manana Man 1 year ago
I've learned you know very little about evolution. The dinosaur/mammal common ancestor is so far back it didn't look much like either one of them.
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Glix Drap 1 year ago
A Christian, a jew and a muslim go into a .... no wait. A fish, a cabbage and a lightbulb go into a ... no wait, the punchline just doesn't make sense amymore. Oh, forget it.
The Scout 1 year ago
A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I might be a Type 0."
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Matt Du 1 year ago
I very rarely make jokes any more. Too many like to get upset, or triggered by anything. And different opinion or change my mind is a thing of the past. Your right, I'm wrong depending on which direction social media is blowing. Seriously there is someone that has never met me, waiting in the wings right now, to explain why I'm wrong.
SCP 4666 1 year ago
When you write a risky comment on Bored Panda and now you`re waiting for the downvotes
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
What do you say to calm down an angry german? - Don't be so sauer, kraut (I love this joke)
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Panda Pandemic 1 year ago
According to Google, it is the first one. But I have been saying the second one since I learn to talk, and I'm probably not gonna stop now. :)
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Eric Williams 1 year ago
lon-gevity...no, long-evity...no, long-gevity...yes! It just rolls off the tongue don't it!
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Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
I admit to surreptitiously watching soft porn doing sleepovers with the girls when we were still kids. Wild times
Montanavanna 1 year ago
Girls gone wild..Joe frazier.. creep to the max..would use alcohol to take advantage of girls for his porn empire. A real fu cking loser.
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
We in Germany appearently have a channel for 70`s and 80`s "movies"... the things you can stumble upon zapping through channels in the night.
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El Dee 1 year ago
Had to Google so, FYI - Venmo is a thing used in the US to pay stuff from their phones because, I assume, American banks don't have apps that do the job..
Manana Man 1 year ago
They do have apps. I'm not sure why people use Venmo.
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Nerd Groupie 1 year ago
Banks don't play nice with one another. Venmo is a quick and easy way to transfer money
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Crouching hippo hidden panda 1 year ago
You meant as a human, right? I feel this one is universal
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UKGrandad 1 year ago
There are evolutionary reasons for this; our spine hasn't fully adapted yet to walking upright so it can't fully deal with the stresses on it from carrying the weight of our upper bodies. It's for the same reason that our hips and knees are more problematic as we age.
Eric Williams 1 year ago
You think it hurts now, wait until you're old ( 60+) If you're older than that you probably have really good 'meds' and the world is a beautiful place again!
Nikki Gross 1 year ago
I'm 47 and thanks to multiple bouts with Cancer I have 2 different Morphine prescriptions that I take. Does that qualify as the good 'meds'? 😁
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Your body warned you that this would happen if you did what you were thinking of doing.
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