For the modern person, always in need of constant stimulation and validation, the good old private diary is no longer enough. Every questionable, chaotic, and unhinged personal thought can be quickly pushed onto the unsuspecting public, regardless of how they feel about it.
So here is a collection of posts from X (formerly tweets from Twitter) that showcase all the funniest personal thoughts people perhaps should have kept to themselves. Get comfortable before you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorites. And if you are feeling inspired, share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.
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God Has Protected Me
Amen brother! It's like a meme I've seen a few times. God will give us all we need, but don't expect it to come to you like a special object in a video game, hovering above the table with a ring of light around it. When-the-H...50aac1.jpg
Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters
Why Stop There?
Fake Number
To be honest, the first one is a good advice. And knowing someone is giving you a wrong number instead of guessing should lead you to : a)abandon further interaction with said person b)investigate what you did to make her feel that way and try to be a better / more interesting / less creepy person.
Some People Change
The Retirement Age
Dead Malls
I’ve ALWAYS thought this! Make this happen 100%, it can work with other abandoned buildings too
Heavy Machinery
"It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does
This Dad Has One Great Son
Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years
Basics Of Billionaires …
Management
There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage
No Narcs
I Wholeheartedly Approve
Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?
So much this. Usually, when someone says the IT guy is "being a d**k" what that really means is they're asking basic questions to cover all the bases because they've been thru that kind of sh1t before, but the person being asked decided to take it as an insult to their intelligence.
Burn It All Down….m4a Now
I had an emergency surgery this year. I pay almost $500 a month for my insurance. It still cost me nearly $10,000. With insurance!! Without insurance, the surgery was almost 125k. Absolutely outrageous.
People Are Morons
Parenting Boys
Real Money
I’d Like To See It
This Tweet Is So Accurate
Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?
I don’t get the US system. Is it not taken out weekly for salaried employees? Are there not tax brackets?
Makes Sense
It Never Ends
Stop it. You're ruining my self-delusions. They were carefully constructed.
I think about this everyday, dishes, counters, vacuum, toilets, you get the drift, it's never ending. There is always something to do. Well, unless you're privileged enough to have a housekeeper.
It makes me wonder how people managed before electricity, and how they manage now in places where it's unreliable or non-existent. I whine about having to take my clothes out of the machine and hang them up. At least I didn't have to spend hours boiling water and stirring the laundry with a stick
Load More Replies...I’m about to go take a second nap today. No lies detected in this post.
I feel that on a spiritual level as a teenager. I’ll tell my mom I’m going to chill one night, and I’ll end up finishing an assignment due a couple days from now because I have other c**p going on in the week.
The trick is to not think of things to do as work."life is work, and then you die, ar ar ar"
This is true...and yet, somehow, "adulting" has been a real actual thing for millennia, possibly longer...
I would argue that adulting today is quite different than adulting a few millennia ago. Ancient peoples didn’t have HOAs or driver’s licenses or a 40 hour work week or insurance or the headache that is tax season (though there were technically taxes throughout history). They had their own adulting problems, many of which people today have never experienced.
Load More Replies...Let’s Tell The Whole Truth
Apparently our major supermarkets staff are having a strike this coming weekend and Friday. Record inflation after record profits and no pay raises for the workers expected along with their customers to survive paying even more for groceries after a record profits year. Good for the workers, strike away, I'm joining them by only buying at local markets and small family owned grocers for the duration and maybe if the big supermarkets do the right thing, maybe, I'll come back for the sake of my fellow working class battlers.
Lol 🤣
She Is 19. Leo Is 48
But I'll Still Tell Him
Beware
Literally No One
I remember people saying they felt like the Jewish people during WWII and if this isn't the peak of being privilidged then I don't know what is (i.e. when you have it so good that oblidgated to uphold medical advice makes you feel oppressed like a people being eradicated during a world war).
Works Like A Charm
One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity
Things Have Changed
Oooooffff
Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay
What's sad is all of this stuff is true yet we toe the line everyday...
Right the world is horrible and everything sucks
Load More Replies...I've been living in hospital for almost a year now, about to move into a short term bed in the rehab wing of a long term care home, and we had to assess if a "financial" divorce was necessary. Thank goodness it wouldn't make a difference, and that I live in Canada because we have no medical debts, just associated peripheral debts.
BP is glitching a lot for me right now - sometimes it won’t scroll, typing is slow and glitchy, etc. Anyone know why?
What's sad is all of this stuff is true yet we toe the line everyday...
Right the world is horrible and everything sucks
Load More Replies...I've been living in hospital for almost a year now, about to move into a short term bed in the rehab wing of a long term care home, and we had to assess if a "financial" divorce was necessary. Thank goodness it wouldn't make a difference, and that I live in Canada because we have no medical debts, just associated peripheral debts.
BP is glitching a lot for me right now - sometimes it won’t scroll, typing is slow and glitchy, etc. Anyone know why?