For the modern person, always in need of constant stimulation and validation, the good old private diary is no longer enough. Every questionable, chaotic, and unhinged personal thought can be quickly pushed onto the unsuspecting public, regardless of how they feel about it.
So here is a collection of posts from X (formerly tweets from Twitter) that showcase all the funniest personal thoughts people perhaps should have kept to themselves. Get comfortable before you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorites. And if you are feeling inspired, share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.
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God Has Protected Me
Amen brother! It's like a meme I've seen a few times. God will give us all we need, but don't expect it to come to you like a special object in a video game, hovering above the table with a ring of light around it. When-the-H...50aac1.jpg 
Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters
Why Stop There?
Fake Number
To be honest, the first one is a good advice. And knowing someone is giving you a wrong number instead of guessing should lead you to : a)abandon further interaction with said person b)investigate what you did to make her feel that way and try to be a better / more interesting / less creepy person.
Some People Change
The Retirement Age
Dead Malls
I’ve ALWAYS thought this! Make this happen 100%, it can work with other abandoned buildings too
Heavy Machinery
"It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does
To be fair, the UK is holding on by it's fingertips at the moment and it's really only the doctors and fantastic nurses in the hospitals holding it together at the moment.
That's because our increasingly far-right government would rather spend our taxes on persecuting migrants, persecuting the LGBTQ+ community, giving tax cuts to the businesses of their millionaire donors and throwing billions down the toilet with white-elephant projects such as the HS2 rail project, than they would spend it on the NHS.
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I would still prefer a living in a country that is holding universal health care by the fingertips than to go bankrupt and mortgage my house even with insurance, if anyone in my family or I got cancer. I'd much rather live in a country with flawed universal health care then to lose my job and health insurance and have to pay 10 times more than people in other Western countries pay for insulin and other necessities. I wouldn't even think twice about whether to choose universal healthcare, whether flawed or not, to be able to have the knowledge that even if something were to happen and I could no longer work, that my family and I would still have access to something as basic as healthcare. But that's just me...
People talk a lot of s**t about Brazil's SUS (It's an overloaded system) but it does help so many people, cancer treatment is free, medication is free, surgery is free, recently breast reconstruction surgery for women who had breast cancer became free, and this is in a country of over 200 million where everybody will use it at one point in life and many people are poor. We need more doctors and more infrastructure to serve everyone who needs it, but it is essentially a perfect healthcare system that saves many lives every year without bankrupting them. And to think there's people here saying It's useless makes me sad.
Same in Denmark. Not because universal healthcare doesn't work, it did for some 50 years, but because our politicians idolize the US, wanting to privatize the c**p out of things, reduce tax for the wealthiest and not spend the money required to keep our society running efficiently FOR EVERYONE.
and most of the undeveloped too! I think it's Papua new Guinea (think headhunters) The USA and a couple of tiny countries in Africa!
Our NHS is on its knees but we are very lucky for what we have. In Scotland we don't even pay for prescriptions...definitely lucky
The real kick is that universal healthcare has never been abandoned for the private insurance model used in the US or any other private healthcare system. And the hypocrisy is that US politicians have government provided healthcare. For senators and 2 term congressmen, they get it for life. They know it's better than what we have. We know it's a better system. The only people that don't know it is a bunch of conservatives of which about 2/3 are on Medicare which is, get this, government provided healthcare.
Being a good fair world wide community is something we know how to do. We choose to not do that because people suck always
It is not complex it just doesn't work. I've been to many of these places and the people complain mightly about it but hey keep talking like you actually know something.
Canada isn’t doing great right now. In Ontario, ERs in small regional hospitals close for the weekend and have a post on the entrance pointing you to the next nearest ER. Some smaller hospitals are just being closed. Thousands of people can’t get a family doctor. They crowd ERs. They know they aren’t an emergency, but can’t get care any other way. But, no one is asking us healthcare professionals how to fix this. Why ask us? We’re just the people who work it every day.
We just sent like $250 billion to Ukraine. That alone would solve our problem. Also, Big Pharma owns our politicians. We'll never get it.
There are a lot of problems in Canada as well. Funding is an issue but a lack of doctors is the biggest problem. Too many med school graduates moving to the US. Considering the fact that Canadian universities are heavily subsidized by the govt, I think med school grads should be required to spend their first 5 years or so practicing in Canada.
...and they make it work by rationing health care. There's a reason why those same people come to the United States for advanced procedures
How come politicos from Canada come to Boston hospitals.The clam chowder?
Nobody said the actual medical care you receive isn't of a decent quality. Just that the system in place to provide that medical care, like everything in America, favours the wealthy while the poor are left to die or rot in debt
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Working, well kinda, except when people wait hours for emergency care and months to see a specialist and months more for surgeries.
Bit of a wash really. Yes, there can be long wait times for treatment or results, but you have the option to purchase private healthcare coverage if you wish and skip all that.I know I've complained about healthcare in Canada a time or two, but comparatively...In the US, you may not have to wait, but I am here paying for 3 people's insulin out of pocket (who were strangers when I met them.mind you) because I couldn't bear to see them break down at the pharmacy when they didn't have $1,000/month to spend to keep themselves alive. Not terribly sure I would call that "better." 😞
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This Dad Has One Great Son
Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years
Basics Of Billionaires …
Management
There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage
No Narcs
I Wholeheartedly Approve
Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?
So much this. Usually, when someone says the IT guy is "being a d**k" what that really means is they're asking basic questions to cover all the bases because they've been thru that kind of sh1t before, but the person being asked decided to take it as an insult to their intelligence.
Burn It All Down….m4a Now
I had an emergency surgery this year. I pay almost $500 a month for my insurance. It still cost me nearly $10,000. With insurance!! Without insurance, the surgery was almost 125k. Absolutely outrageous.
People Are Morons
Parenting Boys
I’d Like To See It
This Tweet Is So Accurate
Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?
I don’t get the US system. Is it not taken out weekly for salaried employees? Are there not tax brackets?
Makes Sense
It Never Ends
Let’s Tell The Whole Truth
Apparently our major supermarkets staff are having a strike this coming weekend and Friday. Record inflation after record profits and no pay raises for the workers expected along with their customers to survive paying even more for groceries after a record profits year. Good for the workers, strike away, I'm joining them by only buying at local markets and small family owned grocers for the duration and maybe if the big supermarkets do the right thing, maybe, I'll come back for the sake of my fellow working class battlers.
Lol 🤣
But I'll Still Tell Him
Beware
Literally No One
I remember people saying they felt like the Jewish people during WWII and if this isn't the peak of being privilidged then I don't know what is (i.e. when you have it so good that oblidgated to uphold medical advice makes you feel oppressed like a people being eradicated during a world war).
Works Like A Charm
One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity
Things Have Changed
Oooooffff
Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay
What's sad is all of this stuff is true yet we toe the line everyday...
Right the world is horrible and everything sucks
Load More Replies... I've been living in hospital for almost a year now, about to move into a short term bed in the rehab wing of a long term care home, and we had to assess if a "financial" divorce was necessary. Thank goodness it wouldn't make a difference, and that I live in Canada because we have no medical debts, just associated peripheral debts.
BP is glitching a lot for me right now - sometimes it won’t scroll, typing is slow and glitchy, etc. Anyone know why?
What's sad is all of this stuff is true yet we toe the line everyday...
Right the world is horrible and everything sucks
Load More Replies... I've been living in hospital for almost a year now, about to move into a short term bed in the rehab wing of a long term care home, and we had to assess if a "financial" divorce was necessary. Thank goodness it wouldn't make a difference, and that I live in Canada because we have no medical debts, just associated peripheral debts.
BP is glitching a lot for me right now - sometimes it won’t scroll, typing is slow and glitchy, etc. Anyone know why?
