30 Of The Funniest Parenting Tweets This November

Savage! 🤣

That’s mean but funny

I’ve seen this one before, but this is my favorite

That’s awsome

I keep mine on door knobs around the house. I buy a pack of idk 30 or so every few months. When they all disappear I start over.

When I was trying to teach my son to share I made the mistake of saying “sharing is caring”. Now he says it to me all the time like if I have a choccy and he asks for some, I will say no but then he will come back with “sharing is caring” lol.

This is a pretty accurate grasp actually.

If you got the green one, I would be suspicious.

That’s sus

Great comparison

He's my hero

It only gets easier once they reach adult hood and move out of home.

Where do I sign up?

Lol

My parents tried enticing me to use the potty by putting some maltesers in and sitting my bear on top. They were telling me that my teddy had used the potty and showed me the contents when I exclaimed excitedly “CHOCOLATE” whilst grabbing the maltesers and eating them.

um.. starting when

He is my hero

Clever thinking, when your house gets robbed, no thief will ever think of looking in your kids room for valuables.

One year my little sis was obsessed with getting a pregnet cat that could have babies. My parents looked everywere to find it thinking that she made it up but it was there on amazon. When she opned it up on christmas she was very exited and screaming and yelling.

I have accidently mixed my dogs name and my sons name together to create a new name.

Yeah well the moms on tv are all being filmed

Pony with a golden saddle, and Hermes bag, a rose gold ipad, a nail stamper, and a glitter puppy?

indeed. nothing suspicious at all

well, now you have

Good grief!

Haha

I believe him.

They could also become programmers. Source: am a programmer whose parents limited my screen time "unless it's doing something productive" and boy did I abuse that loophole

Naming my kids Georgia rose Olivia and Diana

This sounds like a terrible education, unless you are studying bushes

True story. Yesterday one of my snails escaped the aquarium and I found it two rooms away by the front door. That's some serious snailing.

good response

Oh god

Our kids are 18 months apart (both surprises after 7 years of trying). So I remember the stressful days when I would tell my husband my belly was upset just to get 15 minutes alone in the bathroom haha. It became a big joke between us when the kids would create a huge mess and we would both claim diarrhea and race to the bathroom lmao!

is there a reason you wrote this at 2 am?

that's very realistic, since baby Yoda is cute and well behaved <3

Skittlezzzzzzzzzzzz! Give meh all da skittlezzzzzzzzzzzz

I mean duh. Like who uses their hands anymore, eyebrows all the way!

Blood actually may taste kinda spicy ... I always liked my own one's taste. Or ... what exactly lead to this name?

So we CAN cancel Mondays.

Favorite Dorito!?

so true

I am imagining that the snack supplies disappear somehow

I think that's where the "MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM" yell came from while I was eating breakfast

geometry is easier

Truth. And that is coming from a young teen with 2 small siblings

You mean hoodies? I've only worn hoodies since I was 13. I'm almost 42.

Lmao

That's marketing for you :)

There was this kid in my class in primary school. his hands were always sticky and always thought i was some sort of jam or something. turns out he covered his hands in glue.

"Because I said so" never was anywhere near a sufficient explanation. Never!

He's ready for college

Seems like daddy has got some problems.

but we can play or eat

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

The first 5 lines were misleading, but than it became clear he was talking about his own toddler.

ok now i really want to know why...

Why was she in your room in the first place? As a kid, my parent's room was some kind of "sacred" space, I'd never go there even if it wasn't forbidden whatsoever. It was just... a room I don't go in.

ruined the moment perfectly

My kids know to give me every pack of smarties that enter the house.

Mine did a plank move on me while I tried to put him in his car seat UGH.

You don't close (and lock) the door?