30 Of The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month (April)

Typical 'Mum' post on Facebook 😏

This kid is going places.

Let it go, already.

I'm having to relearn everything that we never use in daily life. Like scalene triangles. I assured my son he only needed to retain that info for a minute because it will never be used again. Until he has kids and they need to learn it.

LOL!!

You fold all your clothes? Interesting concept... Mine is in a constantly rotating pile on/off the coach.

Seems like I've been doing grown up things for a loooong time

I got a C- on an exam for Spanish II. And I'm not even upset.

I share your pain. Sometimes sentences have 20 starts and 0 to 1 endings...

Homeschooling is a nightmare, I can't wait til the kids can back to school. Hopefully in 2 weeks time.

Mine habitually calls himself Garfield and demands lasagna at least every two weeks (+leftovers for the freezer)

But take away the video games my mom made us go outside everyday.

Please stop the kid from watching FOX News.

For a second I forgot crowbars were a thing and I was like...? A bar for hitting crows, a bar for crows to stand on, or a bar where crows go to drink?

Aw, that's sweet! (rimshot, please)

I wonder if Alexa will snap one day, and become skynet

Kids in a nutshell XD my son insisted his shirt had "back buttons" and was indeed the right way round, then casually changed his shirt not long thereafter for one "he liked better" (and this one had front buttons!)

I sometimes say to my daughter "since your already up, can you please turn the light on, or get me a drink etc" lol.

Raising kids can turn teetotalers into drinkers.

I did this to my dad when he was sleeping. He went to the store and wondered why everyone was looking at him so strangely. I was 4

its the opposite EVERY day for me. Any time my butt hits the terlet seat there is something very pertinent (cheese stick opened) that needs to be taken care of RIGHT NOW!

Hahahaha omg literally loling

This has become my house, at a point now where food is food, no matter what time of day it is. We had cake for breakfast this morning 🤷

LOL.

She had it coming always being so mean to George and Susie sheep.

Appreciate that sweet beauty of when he's asleep, I do! Also I get my parents to read him a bedtime story on video chat on Fridays, I get 30 mins or so of him chatting away to them

Nope, this Mum does English & spelling.

I sure as hell hope this was photoshopped!

Lol

That works for me.

Lol tho

I didn't think I could home school, ever and then my oldest had way too many troubles with school so I sucked it up and started homeschooling. Then my second oldest fell sick and there was no help for her so I started homeschooling her. AND then my third had issues with school so I now homeschool him. Three kids home all day, every day, never thought I could do it until I did ^_^

If he's that stubborn write an actual contract in words he gets. I had to do that with on of my nephew's. He tried to barter and I'd break out the contract. When he got older he tried to get stubborn at my place one night and I pulled the contract out, showing it to him. He couldn't believe I kept it. I couldn't believe he thought I'd throw that away. We're in re-negotiations at this moment in time.

I don't know what I would do if they didn't have fortnite. That's my break time. I'm like go play a video game.

Wow. They love to make math waaaaay more difficult than it is, don't they?

Hahaha, sounds like a haircut a "Florida man" would have :'D

Yup, life isn't fair. Better that they learn at a young age.

Word.

Yes! Mine took 3 hours to write a 4 sentence journal entry about gravity.

it's funny when you say it about your kids... we all know it's our SOs that are sticking the landing with that performance though

Mum, can we go to Mc Donalds? Nope it's closed! I will be sad when this is all over...

how did you jet it tho

17,244 times. Please... twice.

Hahaha, I love your thinking.

I told my kid I have a black thumb, and then he told my partner I have a "death hand..."

I have warned my kids that if they ever complain they are bored then I will give them something to do (cleaning).

So true.

So afraid to comment on this one....

The way maths calculations are done these days boggles my mind. So much different to when I was at school.

This. My children have now learned the F word and have started asking why I don’t get off my screen when I tell them they need to take a break from any screen.

Yikes Scoobs, let’s run!

LOL that kid is going places

Mine draws elaborate trap machines with safety exits only he can operate, in case he falls into his own horrific creation....let's keep these two apart.

But the "right way" is a different one every day

My friend's daughter, when she was 7, ten years ago, asked if we had color TV in our olden days. We were 25.

Me too kid. Me too.

my boy turned 10 Monday. He wanted to look at Motorcycles and said "in 6 years I can drive so I'm just seeing whats out there".......

That one has the force with her lol

Ha!

I offered my boy ice-cream cones for breakfast monday..... dairy, fruit, grain.

danny gonzalez, is that you?

That is my dad...

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Proof that some folks shouldn't be parents...

Awww... Boooooo!!!!

Please tell me by 2 you don't mean the kid's age

What is field day?