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Nothing but GREED!

Why wouldn’t the other monkeys rise up & take down the monkey with all the bananas? Why wouldn’t they demand a revolution even at the expense of monkey humanity? Would the monkeys create cult of personalities around the banana money and hero worship it? Would they consume all the banana monkey has to offer on success, happiness, life, etc., as if they’ll eventually be banana monkey, too?

Not even a little bit cringe

If a non "alpha" monkey did it the "alpha" would tear it a new one, if the alpha did it the troop would turn on it.

That’s not a monkey

Makes perfect sense. However, corporate capitalists don’t believe in sensible solutions. They’d rather waste money getting another corporation to come in and “study” their company, meaning they will just sit down with other management and not actually lower themselves to talk to non-management employees, then give them a bunch of b******t ideas how to make it “better”—-ideas that just make it worse for everyone. Except for management, of course. They’ll just give themselves raises and bonuses after laying off half the workforce right before Thanksgiving or Christmas.

I got so tired of "management flavor of the month." In the long run they spent (wasted) millions on training the managers on the new ways to be good managers. The people who dreamed up these silly ideas made billions while we all suffered through their nonsense. The only one I got any lasting value from was Interaction Management, back in the 90s. When dealing with a troublesome employee, colleague, customer: "1. Ask for help solving the problem, 2. Listen with empathy, 3. Maintain and enhance self-esteem." This is solid and I still use it.

Exactly what my company just did, moved to smaller premises, a couple of times a year we have to go in but you can hotdesk if you want to go in.

If I had to wfh permanently I'd ask the company to pay a portion of my rent.

That has to be the most amazing story that clown will ever tell. Lol

At the end, he should have said "Aw man, I figured a using a clown to communicate with you for me would have worked. You have so much in common with him"

This is epic and deserves to be upvoted higher

He just leveled up in life. I'm gonna guess there was more to this, in that management were clowns.

I love this... was this a commentary on the management or just the company in general? ;)

you wet wipe - tommy

LOL! Heard 'you wet wipe' used as an insult last night on The Last Leg (catch up) and here it is again. Love it.

Used wet wipe.

Tattle tells are the worst no matter what the age

Amen

Amen

Most business owners are just plain awful at business

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I don't understand the 4th point, but they sure got it right on the first three.

This should forever be #1

Its our job to live the parts of life our betters don't want to live, while they take all the best parts of our life for themselves. Its called capitalism and we are the ones being capitalized upon.

For those of us who own our own business, we work long hours to grow, sustain, etc. I get this is a joke and not a one size fits all, but for those who talk about living wages, etc, I would so love to sit down with you and have a true dialogue about where the money to pay comes from. Without politics, without anger. Just a conversation. Wouldn’t that be amazing?

…sounds like a pyramid scheme to me

Run away.... very quickly.

I tried Vocational Rehab via the Veterans Administration. The crackhead counselor sent me out for a job interview... it turned out to be a pyramid scheme. Wánker!

It’s called Multi Level Marketing but it’s really a Ponzi scheme

I think they mean you'll be living with your parents.

I don’t miss covid, but BOY do I miss quarantine

I liked working in an office... I'm okay working from home, and my company doesn't have an office here, but I do miss talking and going out to lunch with coworkers.

Honestly, I hate working from home and actually changed employers so that I could work from the brick and mortar. The isolation nearly killed me. When they told me I would be permanently WFH, I told them I would be permanently working for someone else, and so I am.

I personally prefer working in the office. I know it depends on your situation but I like being in the same room as my colleagues (and as far as I know, so do most of my colleagues).

I have seen people actually complain about not being back at work. I've come to the conclusion that it depends on the home space and what the work is. My bil is a trucking dispatcher who had to work from home because he's diabetic. He didn't have room in his bedroom for his work setup, so he had to set up in his dining room/kitchen area. Which would have been fine, but he has roommates who were also remote workers and a few animals. He literally couldn't concentrate on his work and almost lost his job because he couldn't communicate effectively with the truckers or the company. Just because others enjoyed doesn't mean everyone did and we need to stop pretending these people don't exist.