This Page Mocks Those With A Cringy LinkedIn Grindset, And Here Are 30 Of The Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Nothing but GREED!

Makes perfect sense. However, corporate capitalists don’t believe in sensible solutions. They’d rather waste money getting another corporation to come in and “study” their company, meaning they will just sit down with other management and not actually lower themselves to talk to non-management employees, then give them a bunch of b******t ideas how to make it “better”—-ideas that just make it worse for everyone. Except for management, of course. They’ll just give themselves raises and bonuses after laying off half the workforce right before Thanksgiving or Christmas.

That has to be the most amazing story that clown will ever tell. Lol

you wet wipe - tommy

Amen

Its our job to live the parts of life our betters don't want to live, while they take all the best parts of our life for themselves. Its called capitalism and we are the ones being capitalized upon.

…sounds like a pyramid scheme to me

I don’t miss covid, but BOY do I miss quarantine

Fired for making fun of the company? Thought the US was the land of the free 😝 (assumingUS from the language…)

random but I love Zoolander 😭 such a funny movie lmao

I sang it outloud. 🤷‍♀️

Totally unhinged, but I like it.

I went to a place to apply. The clown hiring said, "here's our contract to sign". I read it instead and saw a dozen red flags, so I decided to leave. The clown demanded I explain why I don't want the job, proving why I was right to walk. Then it refused to unlock the security door until I started calling the local equivalent of 911.

The lesson I get here is: the law is far too lenient. He should have been banned from driving after his second DUI. I actually think the first should be the last, but all the "goodies" in the world will claim "everybody deserves a second opportunity". Ok, if he didn't kill anybody the first time, let's give the a*****e a second opportunity to kill an innocent while drunk driving.

Good advice.

I can only imagine explaining that at the funeral. "Were you his friend?" "No, I want his job, so I'm making sure he's definitely dead."

Then later they'd be fired because everyone else uses 100% kidney function but it seems like he's only managing 50% but thanks for your service. Don't put us on your resume.

So you agree? This corporation sucks?

I really don't think that most people look down on these jobs, only some loud and biased and stupid people. A person with average intelligence and education should know that those are some of the most important jobs.

I wouldn't want to work for anyone who would say "your fired" instead of "You're fired"!

I just started a new job and everything my boss says sounds exactly like this. :)

I was once asked by a client if I was asking myself for a professional opinion.

Truth. There are heirs and there are dreamers.

Good thing companies can't do anything against unions here in Germany, though the system is way different from US unions as well

Tiz but a minor scratch

This is beyond cheap. Actually, it's taking the p**s.

This is great I'd be kicked out in 15 seconds

if they can talk and cook, maybe they can live longer?

Poor dude. He obviously fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

Also the Dems have spoken against the $2/hour wage in at least their last two presidential campaigns, so if you’re a Republican just know that you’ve brought all this on yourself.

😂😂

Thst is so cool.

Sound like a call for help to me. Blink twice of you need help.

Obviously someone messed up, but I can't see a problem with a template letter. Plus, it's polite, and tries to give the interviewer space to add something personal.

Ahhh, the “Lunch and Learn” , where you don’t get lunch and you don’t learn a damn thing

I wonder what's happening at Smokie Mo's then, cause it sounds like either the best or worst time, no in between.

Show them this in about 6 hours or when they sober up.

You can't have a successful career in finance if you have a conscience.

Unprofitable peasants get a death sentence. We live in a dystopia present.

NOOO THE MUG

I've been using the same cover letter for 20+ years now. I just tweak it based on what I'm applying for. I wrote it back when I still cared, so it's pretty good. ;)

With 10 kids, she's going to be busy. Don't worry about that.

Using recruiters is like asking a McDonald's employee to select the best cow to make a burger out of by giving them a list of things to look for. Like, WTF do they know about ranching.

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...and then go to jail! 😃

The fifth CEO not present in the photo as they were just taken away by the Feds

Seeing how the telephone number is written down is giving me nostalgia.

What work of fiction is this? Cleared credit card? More like paid off minimum amount from the balance built up by root canal treatments and car repairs. Or is that just me this month?

Sort of still being used for its original purpose.

Looks like the guy in the photo is being arrested?

A whole 3 minutes late, champ!

Who would listen to a "servant leader"???

You have been promoted to Customer. You are jobn't. Fast becoming a favourite quote.

Poisonous, non posonous... The word was already spelled properly right next to it!

If this is true, this guy is a heap of s**t.

Excel qualifies as a toxic fume.

We don't have squirrels in New Zealand. Can I use a possum to become a multi-millionare instead?

Yes. Every employer is looking to add an incontinent employee to their team, for diversity.

“Career driven” is my euphemism for “I’m not going to go out with you”.

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smart - work is an exchange of payment for work; if you are not paid do not work

Sorry, but that sounds hilarious